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>This bitch gets carried to two cups
>Gets MVP over much more deserving players
>ESPN now has a reason to talk about NHL for 6 minutes instead of 5
shorks and kippers da ching chong chink btfo
CROSBY WINS THE CONN SMITHY
AMERIFAGGOTS WIN NOTHING
LOL
CAN'T PLAY HOCKEY
CANAGOAT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>mfw canada wins again
also say my name
Seriously fucking mad Crosby robbed Bill. Like what the actual fuck
Oh well
PENS WON THE STAN LEE EAT SHIT SLAVS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68401265
You are so fucking mad
>Crysby wins cup again
>gets MVP for reasons
>Bill wins cup
This is like armageddon for /hoc/
also
>shorks
>is one of the GOATs
>gets called a bitch by virgins on anime sports forum
>2 cups and 2 gold medals
>>68401369
>he will NEVER do this in a laffs jersey
>>68401417
can i get a
>laffs
>>68401369
>laffs paid Bill $1.2 million to make this happen
>they will continue to pay him for 6 more years
>>68401265
Crosby played the toughest minutes and absolutely dominated the Shorks best players leaving the shitty bottom 6 for the "HBK" line
now that this garbage is over we can focus on the real event which is the draft
>>68401352
Mitch "future goat" Marner
>>68401332
American team with Stanley Cup
Losing team is American team
No Canadian team in the playoffs at all
>>68401265
PHILLY OP IS MAD
SUCK IT
bit of a meme season if you ask me
>flower had a HELL of a season
what???
is crosby high???
>>68401446
>laffs
are shit
Now that the dust has settled we can be honest with ourselves.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471372
>Americucks keep meming about ''muh no canadian teams in the playoff''
>Canadian player wins the Smythe
>>68401369
>american flag close to the lights
>canadian flag closer to the dark
>this was the last time they spoke as friends
;_;
WEW BILL WEW
>>68401446
>shorks
>laffs
Webm of Phil lifting the cup please?
>tfw having flashbacks
>SHORKS
PROBABLY WON'T GET ANOTHER SNIFF FOR LITERALLY DECADES AHAHAHAHAHA YA BLEW IT
>>68401475
LAFFS PAID BILL MONEY TO WIN A CUP AND SCORE GOALS ON A TEAM THAT'S NOT THERE'S
THIS IS THE MOST C U C K ACTION A FRANCHISE CAN DO
laffs_jersey_on_ice108.png
i'd post pictures if i was on my computer
based mario
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>Crosbitch gets 2 cups
>Stamkos, Kucherov, Benn, Karlsson, Ovechkin, Thortnon, Luongo and Sedins have ZERO
Fuck this
Kelly Sutherland/Penguins/NHL Broship confirmed
>6-0 and still allowed to officiate this game
GETTING MY BILL JERSEY NEXT MONTH LADS
AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED SLAV SHITS
Kessel should've won Conn Smythe
Hi. I am sitting in the stands watching the Pittsburgh Penguins. I was cheering my hardest. Sidney had a breakaway with 5 SECONDS TO GO. 5, 4, 3, 2, ON THE LAST SECOND HE SHOT, HE SCORES! "PITTSBURGH PENGUIN WIN!" "There going to the championships." Then Sidney came up to the microphone and said,. "I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SEAN FOR CHEERING SO HARD AND HELPING ME SCORE THAT WINNING GOAL." "What?" "How did you notice?" I questioned I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS . EVERYBODY WAS CHEERING ME ON. now I know how it feels to be cheered on. I walked up to him and hollered, "hi." "Do you like to play paintball." I asked. Sidney said, "sure," sidney asked, "you want to go play." I said, "sure." Then I learned how to play paintball much better
Lets play a game.
Post a player that should have a ring but doesn't while Kessel has one now
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I can't wait to see the pictures of the African kids wearing Shorks champions gear.
We fucking did it, guys. Can't believe it. Literally in tears right now. Overjoyed.
Can't wait to mock all the Shark fans at work tomorrow
Ovi will NEVER EVER be able to match Crosby now
so now draft and then the meme cup
looking forward to watching team north-america desu
>>68401686
It's actually a travesty that based Iggy doesn't have one while that autist does
>JUSTin schultz wins the cup
>>68401652
>Sharks get outshot every game except one
>Martin Jones literally keeps them in this series
>M-M-MUH REFPUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STAY MAD
>>68401617
HAHAHA so funny lmao "asshole dick" haha keep it up amirite :^)
>>68401670
Your mom should've won my dick in her ass
>>68401624
luongo and sedins couldve had one if vanpooper wasn't shit lmfao
Cindy cementing his legacy as overrated by being gifted a Conn Smythe.
>>68401533
>tfw an American led the whole team in goals, assists, and points
lol remember that the Sharks were the favourite
>Friedman: "So, Bill, how does it feel coming from the Leafs over to the Penguins and winning a Cup?"
>Bill: "Well, obviously, coming over here, I knew I'd finally be on a good team, surrounded by great players, with a fan base. I never thought I would ever win a Cup (while on the Leafs), so this was definitely a team come true. *chuckles*"
GOD DAMN
LAFFS BTFO BY BILLY BILL BILL WHEN HE PICKS UP THE CUP
KEK
>tfw >my team has a cup and the shokes dont
TOP KEK THE SHORKS LIVE AND DIE BY MEMES
damn completely forgot that the game was today during all this Euro football.
HOW WILL TORONTO EVER RECOVER?
>"BY THE GRACE OF GAWD"
Atheists?
>>68401686
Doan
>>68401702
Good fuck Ovechkin. Fucking one dimensional faggot
We fucking did it lads. Crying rn. I love this team
>>68401807
absolutely based
>>68401686
He must still be having nightmares of Martin St. Louis to this day.
But seriously, was very sad he never got to hoist the cup.
>>68401784
YES, BECAUSE HE WAS ON A LINE WITH CANADIANS
ON THE ICE BY CANADIANS
ON A TEAM MANAGED BY A CANADIAN
CAPTAINED BY A CANADIAN
AND A CANADIAN MVP
LMAO
>>68401807
How painful will it be for the Toronto media to report on this tonight and tomorrow?
>>68401702
Ovenchicken is a one dimensional player. He never ever had a chance to match Crosby
>>68401807
God im so happy for him lads
We fucking did it /reddit/
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>>68401702
>>68401832
Washington DC is for cucks
>>68401864
lmao and the one american was the best player KEK
stars fan here
Congratulations. Letang and Crosby. Wow. Just legends at this point. All the years of broken jaws and knocked out teeth for crosby suddenly arent so bad. (And concussions)
He came back and won it again. Amazing.
>>68401864
He shared a line with a Canadian and a Swede you fucking retard.
did you guys hear the news about brazil?
>>68401864
COACHED BY AN AMERICAN NICE LEAVIN DAT OUT RETARD
>>68401934
i dont watch divegrass, what happened?
FUCKING YINZER SHITSTAIN FUCKING KEK FAGGOT ASSHOLES
NOW I GOTTA GO TO WORK TOMORROW AND HEAR ALL ABOUT IT
AND BECAUSE I LOST A BET I HAVE TO WEAR A PENGUINS SHIRT FOR A WHOLE DAY
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS
THEY FUCKING TANKED TO GIT GUD
SCUMBAGS
CHEATING FILTHY SCUMBAGS
SHIT FANS FUCKING SMUG LITTLE PRICKS
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU DIE
>>68401938
he's just Sid's mouthpiece tbH
>>68401807
Sweet jesus congrats to that man
>>68401895
Thank man, really appreciate it. What a night.
I'm going to go dancing in the streets of Copenhagen with the rest of the Pens fans. It's a riot out there
>Crosby Tim Hortons commercial
what the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK
WAS THIS RIGGED!?!?!?
>>68401864
>tfw the last time a canadian city won the cup was before a team was in Dallas, Carolina, and Anaheim
>all 3 have won a cup more recently than canaduh
>>68401826
>played his entire career for yotes
He chose it
>Tim's Crosby commercial ready to go
rigged league
so ummmmm /hoc/
what do we do now?
>>68401868
Steve Simmons didn't get to his level of notoriety without being able to craft masterful narratives in every situation.
Kessel winning the cup doesn't prevent him from publishing the following article tomorrow: "Kessel finally wins Cup pushed down the lineup, aided by leadership from Crosby"
>>68401686
obvious one: Joe Thornton
bonus: he lost his only chance to bill.
>Marleau will never win a cup
Määttä is fucking awesome and im sharks fan.
>sharts
>>68401597
Is there any team more thoroughly cucked than the Laffsville laffs?
Except the shorks right now
>shorks
>>68401955
they got refballed like what the fuck. hunnid percent handball and now they're out of the copa, which is almost as humiliating as their 7-1 loss
go fuck with them lol
>>68401938
he's a fucking retard dude
Crosby's the person who rallies the troops and his teammates
in the locker room and on the ice
the coach is a fucking C U C K
I don't even like the Shorks and I'm bummed they choked away game 6 like that. Really wanted to see Marleau hoist the Cup.
>>68401796
>implying you guys arent gonna get Sonics/Thundered in a few years
What did they mean by this?
>>68401959
>cuckadelphians
>>68402018
post memes of course
I hope this makes it into NHL 17, if only so every time a >LAFFS fan turns on the game they get to see Kessel hoist the cup.
just did a big poo lads
>>68401959
Someone's a Cryers/Crapitals cuck
>>68402018
Shitpost until draft comes around
>rags
rangers are winning the cup next year, lads
you heard it here first
>>68402018
wait for draft
and post on topic until then
>>68401790
kek
>>68402018
The same thing we do every summer, newfag.
Try to outmeme the Finns.
>>68402056
death to all kuffir
inshallah mashallah wahabbi, wasabi, salami eggs and bacon
>>68401265
>being this salty
>not recognizing one of the GOATs
>>68401895
DALEY THO
>>68402018
Cry in shame
>>68402077
lol
>>68401690
You mean mexicans
Let's settle this once and for all. Crosby is the best hockey player in history.
>gonna get a Kessel shirt
>gonna get a Matt Murray jersey
grats Pittsburg
>>68401895
>yfw Stors get a new goalie and win the next cup
They were almost Shorks tier chokers since 2000
LGTSS
>Western Conference """""""""""hockey"""""""""""
>>68402076
my whole twitter feed is full of Leafs fans congratulating him and being happy for him. Try to understand there's a difference between what fans thought of him and what the media thought of him.
It's much better he went to a contender and got his, rather than continue to spread cancer by being the alpha dog on a shitty team.
>>68401369
we did it reddit
>>68402177
Turn your neck until you see darkness
bolts btfo
>>68402001
>canucks founded in 1945
>no cup
>canes founded in 1997 (1972 as whalers)
>have a cup
FEELS GOOD
>>68402055
at least well go out with a cup
>>68402018
offseason memes
>>68402192
FUCKING NORMIES
GET OUT
>nottherags win it again
holy shit what a fucking dynasty
>>68402177
we already knew that
All my neighbors out celebrating s-should I go join them
Why did they hand the cup to daley first? He won it last year.
>>68402222
nice quads
PENS WON THE STAN LEE
>>68402210
>only team to go to 7 against pens
>backup goalie
>injured lead goal scorer
ECF confirmed real SCF
>>68401686
Im still pissed about 2014. To magical a run for him not to win. Then the offense shit the bed.
>all these "fans" running out to buy Pittsburgh gear because they won the cup
is this /NBA/ shitposting again?
>>68401618
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God I love Kessel
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
>>68402231
no i have to drive home through this shitfest
>>68402177
He's not even Turgeon tier
>bill with the bitches
Absolutely based.
>>68402222
i wanna facefucc that chubby faced slut on the left
>>68402293
LMFAO
>>68402293
KADRI BTFO
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>Not a single goal in the only series that matters
>Conn Smythe
Wew lads I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
Leafsfans won this cup :3
Reimer/Polak or Kessel either way great series yay Bill :D <3 U
>>68402293
Is he planning a terrorist attack?
>>68401959
sad mad bitch there's fireworks going off outside my house right now, GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD
>>68402318
>amanda kessel
who /OaklandSeals/ here
>>68402267
>rags
>lundpads
>tfw traded based hags for emerson etem
>>68402231
Get out and celebrate with them anon
>>68402357
>muh meat and potatoes
>muh intangibles
>>68402293
He's talking about getting traded, right?
>>68402293
>being so cucked that you follow him on twitter
Get a load of this faggot
btw while you were screenshotting his tweet to post it on a malaysian photo board he just got 20 DMs from girls wanting to suck his cock
why are Canadians cheering an American team winning the cup?
(Not Canadian btw, am québécois)
>>68402293
ALLAHU AKHBAR
SLASH TO THE FACE OF ALL INFIDELS
>>68401265
who should've got the Conn Smythe then?
>>68402231
>celebrating with bandwagoners
Nope.
>>68402177
>he says unironically, just days after Gordie Howe died
> Michigan players that won the cup this year
4
> Minnesotan players that won the cup this year
1
>>68402455
bill
>>68402264
>Rape your prospect cupboard for a shot at the cup
>Goaltender shits his pants the first time and breaks his own ankle the 2nd time
>No cup and having to choose between Kucherov or Hedman
Enjoy your ISIS sleeper cells and hurricanes :^)
>>68402455
Anyone else
>>68402400
back to being an asslanders fan you big bitch?
>>68402446
>that flag
ARE THEY THE GREATEST SPORTS FAMILY OF OUR GENERATION?
hornqvist pulling no punches
>SINCE THE COACHING CHANGE WE STOPPED SUCKING
>this absolute ass devastation on the nhl facebook
AHAHAHAHAHAH MY FUCKING SIDES
Can someone attempt to make sense of Crosby winning the Conn Smythe to me? Did he seriously win the Conn Smythe because he scored 2 GWGs in the playoffs?
>>68402455
the guy who outscored everyone else would be a good start, or the big russkie powerhouse
but idc based pens won the cup and i'm satisfied
Relevant cup wins (post expansion)
Montreal - 10
Edmonton - 5
Islanders, Detroit, Pittsburgh - 4
Boston, NJ, Chicago - 3
Colorado, Philly, LA - 2
Anaheim, Calgary, Carolina, Dallas, Rangers, TB.
>laffs
>blose
>cantpucks
>>68402489
I don't like Islels, that's the other slovak
>>68402519
AHAHAHAHAHA ANALLY DESTROYED
>>68402264
So what you're saying is Pens are the real SCF as well
Hagelin just said that Crosby is a grinder
LOL
>>68402532
cuckadelphia BTFO but still not as pathetic as the >rags
SUCK MY COCK /HOC/ I LOVE THIS FEELING
>>68402446
Et le Québec se trouve dans quel pays, criss de cave?
>>68402293
>LAFFS
LOVING EVERY LAFF
>sniggers
>entire bay area on suicide watch
>fucking snorkels can't win at home
>kek
>>68401864
More American starters when it comes to skaters than Canadians
>>68402519
>people still this assblasted about Crosby existing
is facebook still in 2009 what the fuck
why does everyone think toronto is assblasted right now? bill is a legend and deserves to hoist the cup, I'm glad our faggot reporters have been BTFO
>>68401686
After realising Tim Thomas was a whiny child scared of Black Presidents I felt bad.
gay result
stupid
>>68402489
>not even addressing the right guy
back to being rongos fan you bigger bitch
>>68402573
I think he meant 'was on Grindr', because Crosby was nowhere to be seen the entire series.
>>68402532
you can only reply to this comment if >your team is on here
>>68402519
>being this mad
>>68402573
he is
him and parise are just star grinders
>>68401493
I didn't know that there were trade rumours around marner
>>68401864
why are you upset?
Chinese aren't true Canadians
>>68402629
jej
>>68402647
>parise
>star
>>68402605
>crapitals
keep on kowtowing to islamic radicals
>>68401686
>>68401738
If Iginla wanted a cup so bad, maybe he shouldn't have signed with fucking Colorado.
>>68401493
We need to find this semendemons insta right now!
>>68402532
This is the truth, though everyone that ever won a cup with Scotty Bowman as coach had an unfair advantage.
>the blose couldn't even win with Bowman
>all this severe anal devastation over Crosby winning the conn smythe
Who the fuck cares? I mean really.
>>68402481
>choose between Kuch and hedman
If they dump bishit that shouldn't be a prob. Especially if le invisible playoff man goes
>>68401265
I was robbed
>cbc interviews kid
Great journalism CBC
Nazem Kadri and the Laffs on suicide watch.
IS JIM JR. FROM BC?
>>68402620
oh pls how could i have possibly known there existed another computer in lesser serbia? much less another location with internet or electricity access
>>68402586
T-Thanks senpai
>>68402601
Everywhere online right now Leafs fans who are just so happy for him. Everyone's gushing over him winning.
It's funny because most of the retards here thought he was a completely shit player not too long ago (as of the regular season)
>>68402267
>Lundpads
HOW HE KING WITH NO RING?
Why do people hate Crosby so much? Because he's GOAT?
Implying we didn't all know this was gonna happen when the pensstarted raping the league two months ago
>didn't touch the Clarence S. Campbell Bowl
>lost
>>68402586
Why does Sedin look like Louis CK there
>>68402683
its just that he didnt deserve it. He totally robbed Kessel who has been far and away the penguins most consistent player
What I dont get is people saying Murray should've won it. Like yeah he played decent but nearly cost them the series with that momentum change in game 5
>>68402683
I dont care merely because I already knew thats who was going to win it.
>muh intangibles
/hoc/ seems pretty devastated because they wanted their meme magic to make Bill the Conn Smythe winner so they could laugh at the Laffs more.
A few autists wanted Murray to win it, though I'm not sure why.
>>68402734
>good at sport
>pittsburgh
just jealousy
>>68402734
Greatness breeds jealousy
>>68402683
It's mainly the bigger autists here who identify with Kessel who really wanted him to win. They're also fat and out of shape so they live vicariously through him
>>68402730
always knew he was elite desu
>>68402734
"Crosby is a grinder"
-Hagelin, 2016
>>68402524
>Bettman not wanting to piss off Toronto by giving to Bill
>Canada needing SOME award when an American team won the Cup and an American won the Art Ross and should win the Hart
>team wins cup
>IS THIS THE NEW TEMPLATE FOR THE NHL
Every single fucking year
REMEMBER WHEN THEY ALL SAID THE PENS WOULD LOSE BECAUSE CROSBY TOUCHED THE EASTERN CONFERENCE TROPHY?!
>>68401785
No they weren't.
Gonna go out and celebrate. Fuck yes see y'all later
>>68402524
Because Crosby promised to shove his tinky winky into Bettman's bum while he gave him a reach around in exchange for the Conn Smythe
>>68402691
Good luck re-signing both of those guys and, Vasy, Johnson, Palat, Nesterov, Namestikov, Sustr and Boyle.
The Bolts were built to win a cup in 2015 and 2016 and they failed to meet expectations. It's back to the drawing board for Stevie.
>tfw no gf
I hate watching stuff like this
>>68402772
To be honest Letang deserves it. The pens defense is fucking shit and letang did almost all of the heavy lifting.
thank you thank you
winner of the /hoc/ and /sp/ leagues here I will be answering all of your questions and accepting all of your (You)s
>>68402719
see you next year you assblasted retard :^)
>>68402728
Eternal losers, atleast we got each other family.
Yotes can fuck off though
>>68402770
>play piss easy third line minutes and cherry PP minutes
>MVP
Only Letang and Crosby had real arguements desu. Murray was carried. 2 shots in the final period is a joke.
>>68402786
He really is. It's like you took the grinder archetype and jacked up his stats in a video game.
>>68402793
Yeah, 7 years ago.
>>68402817
Ben Bishop back to Ottawa
>>68402832
>Pantlels
>>68402827
He deserved it, but I hate Letang as a human being so I'm cool with Crosby winning it desu.
>playing "call me maybe"
>>68402854
u 2 sweetie
>fortunately I wasn't in carolina's system too long
kek
We won the thing
>>68402858
Mfw even my team has been good enough to win a Cup
>>68402832
>44 goals
You went full fucking meme with that bracket senpai.
>>68402825
>tfw not a hockey player
>tfw no infinite puck bunny sluts lined up
Oh well gonna go kill myself
What do you call it when the Leafs get raped in the Kessel trade with Pittsburgh?
Extreme Pen-etration
>>68402886
>call me maybe
>not a goat pop song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kXaviCBrJE
>>68402238
casual detected
>>68402787
>Bettman not wanting to piss off Toronto
Blame the 4 PIT 4 SJ and 6 other hockey writers who did the actual voting you retard
>>68402858
The Yotes have no fans so don't feel too bad
>>68402524
If younwatched a single game youd probably see the dominance every single shift vs top lines amd d pairings. Hbk was a furst line on every other team but was third line for pens and faced shitty competition. The fact they didnt do better shows how undeserving of recognition they were. Just look at shorks top scorers and how little they did because crosby was in their end every shift shitting down their throats. They didnt stop producing - crosby shut them down while putting up points. Free cup because of it.
>laffs
>kadri
>>68402898
>tfw still have more cups than the rest of the division combined
>>68402734
>Goat
>Carried by his team in both runs.
Lebron at least carries his team
I am fucking pissed. Where was the sharks effort in that last period. Fuck we didn't even deserve to win 2 and get cucked on home ice
>>68402910
take me with you
>>68402923
>tfw emotion was the best pop album of 2015
Where does this rank among the worst tv rating Stanley cups?
>>68401265
Cry more :,)
>>68402923
0/10
Welcome back shorks
Where my no cup bros at we can suicide pact if you want
>>68402939
Tfw Calgary lost to a loaded Bolts roster and you lost to...
>>68402832
Congrats! Much props from #8 (attached).
>>68402898
>one (ONE) cup
>>68402965
Nothing will ever EVER be as bad as 2007
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Cup_Finals_television_ratings
>malkin honored to play with bill
based
>>68402976
>probably unironically enjoys them playing Guns N' Roses during sporting events
How assblasted is Flurry right now that he didn't get to play almost at all?
>>68403027
SNES SNES SNES SNES SNES
>tfw 9 years ago
>>68402941
Lebron ball hogs to pad his stats as soon as they are losing. Hes like kobe in that regard.
>>68402918
>rape Calgary in the Iginla trade
>rape Vancouver in the Sutter trade
>rape Toronto in the Kessel trade
No wonder Canada is so butthurt
>>68402982
>not at least .700 in the SCF
>>68402832
>44 goals scored in finals
>Lucked out and picked both Finalists, aside from that Bracket was absolute shit
Tip top L E L.
Will one day we ever get a Disneyb Owl?
>Bill didn't win the Conn
fuck this shitty rigged league
JR keeps ending his interviews so personally and it's making me feel
>>68403037
>hating Guns N Roses
shave your neckbeard, you look like a terrorist
guess which one is kippers
>>68403074
Only 1 Cup win over a >50 win team
>>68403131
how ironic cause only neckbeards like shit bands like guns n roses LMAO
>>68403122
Pretty much
Fuck Bettman.
Even if Bill didn't win it, Murray should have.
>>68402980
T-thanks.
Sure, i'll bring the choke
>>68403093
>100th percentile
>absolute shit
pick 1 and only 1
>>68402018
lmao look at this fukkin monkey
>>68403027
>>68403050
>tfw we could've had a Detroit-Buffalo final in 2007
>>68403122
Doesn't help that his line is named after a guy who once fucked the Canadian flag on live television
>>68403044
he's extra assblasted at the fact he's demoted to a back up goaltender for the rest of his career unless he manages to get traded to a really shitty team.
Worst cup win ever, his career is in the toilet because of it haha.
>people are gonna compare Crosby to Sakic and Yzerman now
>>68403131
but Guns N' Roses is neckbeard music
>>68403134
Guy in the cuckhoop jersey
>>68403148
>Murray should have won by stopping an average of 12 shots a game
Just kill yourself your opinion is awful.
>>68402832
THANK YOU BASED ANON
I BELIEVED IN YOU THE WHOLE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD
that combined goals for the final is JUST tier though
>>68403148
Murray sucked you casual
>>68403138
>more cup wins in 5 years than the >flim flams have SCF appearances in their entire history
>Pens: 4 cups
>S-Snorks: Zero (0) ((ZERO)) cups
>>68403147
Actually neckbeards like shit bands like X Ambassadors, The Strumbellas, and Nathaniel Nightsweat cuck
CBC montage time
>>68403188
>average of 12 shots a game
citation needed.
should
>rags
fans take comfort in the fact they lost to the champion?
>>68403068
The Penguins were the only team that wanted him. The other 28 NHL teams wanted nothing to do with him, and neither does his own nation as USA Hockey didn't select him.
>ywn lift the cup with your buds after a long, hard fought season
>>68402895
Good on you lad. I can tell you are a diehard
>>68403225
no they are bad and have no prospects, it doesn't really matter where they went out
>>68402832
Good picks my man, solid #2 here
Also a big fuck you to the kings for fucking my shit in round 1
why do the snes have no fans? theyre in canada so whats the issue?
>>68403162
>Aside from lucking out and correctly picking the Finalists, the entire bracket was G A R B A G E
>Bragging about have the best in a group of shit tier brackets
Lol I forget the Mild were in these playoffs
>>68403147
>>68403178
>this coming from cucks that think kevin hart is funny
>>68403219
Rogers fired the good montage guy after the Kings second win
DAMMIT SHITTSBURGH
CAPS SHOULD HAVE SMACKED YOUR ASSES
Pittsburgh fucking sucks
>>68403148
>Murray should've won
yeah nah lad
Pongs literally put their bodies on the line to stop shots for him
>>68403257
You won't after they win it next year
>>68403257
Holy shit
>>68403257
Oh but I didn't....and they almost scarred me for life
>>68403225
>shorks is the new >rags
>>68403225
only thing that is somewhat comforting is seeing hags win the cup. otherwise nah they were going nowhere unless they magically got their shit together in another series
>>68403258
hahaha alright my dude. just take it easy and listen to your "REAL" rock music ;0)
>>68403257
Who?
>tfw no hokkei
>Vasy
Too young and unproven to demand much
Johnson
Not a bank breaker; he's good but no superstar
>palat
Got exposed hard as a kucherov and johnson babby. Disposable
Nesterov
Shit
>Namestikov
Not a bad player but not a real foundation of the team
>Sustr
This guy was worse than carle last season. He's improved a shit load and is one of my favorite players on the team now but there's no way he can ask for much money
>Boyle
Good meat and potatoes player but disposable
How many stanley cups did sweden win over finland this time?
>>68403249
It doesn't help that their arena is in bumfuck nowhere
Imagine having to travel to like some bumfuck location far away from your downtown core to see your team. With all the entertainment options/bars/dining/whatever else far away.
Bonino the real mvp
>>68403258
i would legitimately rather watch a movie with kevin hart and the rock than any of these garbage 80s remakes or capeshit
>>68403257
>you now remember Florida
>>68403205
>Only better than the Laffs this season
>Going to do nothing with another top 5 pick
>>68403239
I lifted the chynoweth, it felt pretty good.
>>68403281
>fraude girwho
>1975
>>68403249
h-hi
PONGS BROUGHT /hoc/ 4 GLORIOUS ELIMINATION DAYS
LGTSS
>rags
>craps
>blose
>shorks
THANK YOU BASED BILL
Who here picking up their Stanley Cup Champions hat tomorrow at Dick's/Dunham's?
>>68403251
Name 3579 brackets out of hundreds of thousands of brackets better than mine
oh wait you CAN'T
>>68403316
take the sticker off your yankee hat
>>68403257
>You now remember the Islanders were in the 2016 playoffs
>>68403341
>Boyle
>disposable
and who the hell would replace him? Aside from Vasy, Boyle was the next biggest contributing factor in taking the Pens to 7 games.
I'd say Callahan is the disposable one, not Boyle.
>>68403378
You mean
>blots
Not
>bloose
>>68403357
>take 25 year break from being competitive
>still have more cups than any team since joining the league
SUCK
MY
COCK
We fucking did it bros
May be the last time we see the pongs in those vegas gold uniforms
Las Vegas announcement when?
>Cosby
>hardly even the 2nd best forward to Big Bill on offense
>no goals
>no defense, let other lines do all the hard work
>conn smythe
shittiest CS ever
>>68403406
now ur just not making any sense
just chill out. listen to ur dad tunez
when will the yotes win a cup
>inb4 never
>>68403427
>cuckhoop jersey
>>68403225
I am desu
I was pretty certain they'd win it after beating >us
>>68403422
>yfw the Colorado Avalanche, Dallas Stars, Lightning, Hurricanes, and Ducks have won a cup since Edmonton...and they didn't exist the last time the Oilers won
>>68403435
>may
It is. They are switching to Pittsburgh gold/yellow
>>68403366
2017 NEXT
>>68403454
its a tanktop
>>68403417
I'd say other way around. Callahan is better at playing defense than half of our fucking defenseman and he's aggressive as shit in the offensive zone. I really love Boyle but if >we had to lose him to keep some of the other guys I'm fine with that
>>68403449
You're just going through a swaggot phase right now. It's okay. You'll cringe but laugh in a few years
>>68401624
Thornton is a cherry-picking little bitch. He left his fellow Shorks out to dry.
My heart hurts for Marleau and Thornton
>>68401493
spooky succubus dark eyes
>>68403239
I won provincals and some other tournaments as a kid. Feels pretty good, man.
>>68403489
AYY LAMO
>>68403450
after they get relocated
>>68403499
suck it, Philly. worst fanbase of all.
look at Steve Simmons' mentions
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%40simmonssteve&src=tyah
>>68403476
Only the >clots and >cucks count, the others are relocated teams
>>68403523
Both are gonna have a suicide pact this offseason lol
>>68403515
lmao if you insist. dont see what makes me a swaggot tho but i guess if ur that insecure that everyone knows your a basic ass pleb then sure w.e
>>68403523
Pens fan here, really didnt want to play the Sharks. I feel bad for Joe and Marl. Shits just sad to see, you can see it in their eyes
>>68403508
You like to show off the guns eh?
>>68403535
I won a city tournament when I was 12
we had a pizza party
>>68403574
not him i was just correcting and educating my fellow ameribro
>17 of 21 experts picked san jose
>7 of 10 espn experts picked san jose
Literal faggots
1. Letang
2. Crosby
3. Jones
4. Kessel
5. Bonino
6. Couture
Thoughts?
>>68403593
most "experts" actually favored Craps at first
>>68403512
>Boyle is the only center in the whole playoffs who visibly dominated the Crosby line
>scored clutch goals
>frustrated opponents/made key plays
Not gonna find too many better grinder centers right now.
Callahan is undersized and really only gives "muh effort" but like the >Rags he's not clutch at all and never comes through when the pressure is on.
I'm not a Grandpa bay fan so I'm fine with you coughing up Boyle, but that would be a big mistake for your undersized team to make.
>>68403602
This is correct.
>>68403602
Kessel should be 1
what a collapse in the third, might as well strip pavelski of the c and start the whole process over again
>>68403593
>expecting espn to know hockey
that said, from all the comments from Western ""hockey"" fans, I would've thought the Shorks would've put up a better fight.
>>68403602
>this far in denial about Kessel
Laffs pls
> What Thornton will do after blowing his greatest chance
So is this MUH WESTERN CONFERENCE IS BETTER meme dead now?
>>68403602
lmao
>>68403569
Yeah it's a shame, I really like sports cities like Tampa and San Jose but that's the game.
I kinda hope we could get Couture on the team somehow, great energy in that guy.
LET'S GO PENS!!!
>>68403569
Oh look the fucking faggot showed up
>>68403593
Western conference is better so its safe to pick west
>>68403629
>can't even make his national team
Pretty sure that explains it all
>>68403634
It's dead until the Hawks or Kong's show up again.
>>68403634
Bloos, Hawks, Kings and Maybe Stars are the only capable west teams
>>68403544
At least Philly can win games without sucking the refs dicks.
>Tbh though, congrats to the Pens nonetheless. Just mad to see Crosby get another.
>>68401954
Triggered.
>>68403632
>Pooh is becoming a meme
>>68403657
Sorry he can't hear you over his Stanley Cup on a team that doesn't suck
>"Sid, take a look at the trophy[Conn Smythe] next to you,what did you do to win it?"
>"idk lol"
>KESSEL WON A FUCKING CUP
THIS IS UNFAIR AS FUCK
THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THIS FUCKING WORLD
I HOPE THAT ENTIRE TEAM MASS SUICIDES
MY GRANDPARENTS DIED WAITING FOR ANOTHER CUP
MY MOTHER IS ON HER DEATHBED WITH NO CURE OR CUP IN SIGHT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REMEMBER ME
REMEMBER ME
REMEMBER ME
>>68403634
>win one cup in almost a decade because the good WC teams all flukily lost in the first two round
>one stacked af EC team wins against a team that wasn't supposed to get past the first round
>W-we conference now!
>>68403646
im not that same guy you're thinking of haha, shorks just didnt deserve to shork this hard m8
>>68403220
Pitts outshot shorks 200+ to 130ish. He didnt face much work. Pens blocked more shots than he faced. Think they had 2 shots in the 3rd or some shit this game.
>>68403593
I don't think people realized just how dominant of a run that was for Pittsburgh. They ignored how well they were playing and went with muh west
>>68403668
Just not playoff games lmao
>>68403679
>can't even make the cut on a team that sucks to begin with
I guess this means he was carried by conn smythe winner crosgoat
>>68403634
>least wins cup in fewer than 7 games for the first time this millennium
>meme
>>68403702
>implying the cup finals is all that matters.
He was literally the only reason why they beat the Caps and played solid both against the >rags and bolts
>>68403701
Sure thing faggot
>Pavelski and Thornton had ZERO goals this series
What the fuck happened?
So much for Jones being an elite goalie.
> Marleau looking suicidal after the game
H-he'll never win a Stan Lee will he?
>>68403696
sup mad beaner
>>68403710
I mean, they won 2 against the best team in the League. I'm just happy my boys played 'till the final seconds of their season.
>>68403688
Nice meltdown
>>68403743
Pavelski had the empty net one right?
>>68403745
Not his fault he's behind awful defense
>>68403657
The guy just isn't liked by most of the league.
It started from before he was drafted. Columbus' scouting group in the 2006 draft unanimously did not like him as a prospect and talked a lot of shit about him. Then he was drafted and Boston traded him because they thought they couldn't win with him. Then he goes to Toronto and admittedly does pretty well there except for the last year when he just completely stopped giving a shit. That's just not hockey. You're not supposed to just give up like that.
That's why Pittsburgh was the only team that ended up wanting to acquire him. And now, even when he was having this amazing postseason, USA Hockey chose not to take him. Keeping in mind one of the guys in charge is BRIAN BURKE, who you'd think would've been in his corner if anything.
When that many different parties dislike a player something is up. Who knows, maybe he's a homosexual or something
>>68403714
I'm sure when Phil Kessel dies, the first thing his obituary will mention is being left off the roster at for some jew cashgrab tournament that no one cares about.
>>68403743
Choker Joe
>>68403745
nah m8 jones is fucking elite. He kept the sharks in this whole series.
>>68401954
Alfie was fucking GOAT
>Justin Schultz has officially tied the Flames organization for Stanley Cups and pulled ahead of the Vancouver Canucks in that category!
>>68403799
they are just racist against cancer people
>>68403799
What you're forgetting is that Brian Burke is a fucking idiot
This is one of the greatest days of my life. I knew we were going to win it. Pens had the NY Giants underdog autism magic.
>Crosby gets the Conn Smythe over Bill or Murray
meme end to a meme season
>>68403688
FOR CENTURIES
>>68403837
>TFW Jultz got properly utilized
Good on em
If Sharks couldn't win it, I'm glad it was the Pens.
They were the better team this series, though I really wish we got a game 7.
Pretty salty about Crosby winning the Con, he did fuck all this series.
Even if his team lost, Jones was the real MVP.
>>68403862
>This is one of the greatest days of my life.
Calm down buddy lol
>>68403862
They weren't an underdog though. They were the best team in the league after the coaching change.
Penguins not even mentioning the gay massacre or offering condolences. Scummy
>>68403863
Flower can GTFO, now good bye. Won't miss him scoring on himself!!
Trevor Daley, and therefore the Dallas Stars, have won the Stanley Cup.
Get in here bros, we did it!
>>68403863
Good joke.
>>68403745
> Thinks Jones isn't elite
You're having a laugh, right? The Sharks' defense and first line were shit throughout the entire series. They would've been swept if it weren't for Jones tbqh. If anything, you canacucks should be proud of having your own Hasek now.
Who was the better team, 2009 or 2016 pongs?
>>68403866
Neither were even in the top 3 contention for mvp.
>>68403851
Idk man, I agree that Burke is an idiot but IMO it's a pretty big indictment when the guy who once traded for you is no longer in your corner.
Generally for whatever reason it seems like most of the league just is not a fan of him. Him not winning the Conn Smythe is just one more example of it. The voting was given primarily to PIT and SJ with a few other voters from other markets.
>>68403901
A majority of analysts and most of /hoc/ still picked the shorks.
>>68403947
that was just memes, my man
>>68403937
Corsby and malkin carried them in 09. 16 is the better team overall.
>>68401265
>shorks
>>68403897
If you don't watch the Pens night in and night out, you might not realize the degree to which Crosby is a silent assassin.
You never notice him, he rarely looks dominant, but then you look down at the score sheet and realize he's racked up 3 assists or something.
Same thing here. He didn't look like much, but very quietly he had more points than anyone but Kessel.
so when do the famous /hoc/ memes start?
Good year for the burgh. Will get even better when the steelers win th superb owl
>>68403937
2009 desu
The defensive group of Gonchar, Gill, Scuderi, Orpik, and Letang puts 2016's D men to shame.
They're pretty close though.
>>68403941
>Crosby
>muh intangibles
>doesnt kill penalties
>-4 in the playoffs
>6 goals in 23 games
Why does the league hate bill?
>>68403988
Whenever I saw him out there he was driving play against the Sharks top guns. Winning the majority of his battles against guys like Thornton and Pavelski
Think I'll sleep in my Crosby sweater tonight. So fucking happy
Post your Bills and Buljus
Good night /hoc/
Looking forward to a memetastic summer
>>68403946
It's pretty simple
>make a big trade
>your team sucks anyways
>shift the blame onto the guy you traded for
>>68403988
>le secondary assist man
>>68403894
Nah, he still sucked. Jultzed it up on the >shorks goal tonight and a couple others
someone please help. i don't understand?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_at_the_1924_Winter_Olympics
>>68403937
2016 would probably win in a head to head
>>68404027
Kessel is a third liner
>>68404027
I think a lot of it has to do with his character issues. That's what was reported to be behind his snub from the WC. How many NHLers can you name who were publically insulted by another NHLer like Kessel was by Jack Johnson?
I'm not even a >muh character
hockey fan but there's got to be something we don't really know about with Kessel.
>>68404038
That's true too, but when all the goals end up being scored by guys like Dumoulin and Bryan Rust, people tend to go "Where the fuck is Crosby?", however unfair it might be.
The dude is not Ovechkin or Stamkos. He's not there just to score goals.
fucking WEW
>>68403937
2016 was significantly better. Anyone who disagrees is autistic.
can someone explain *exactly* why Johnston was such a bad coach please. Why did he lose the players?
>>68404021
>Gill, Scuderi, Orpik and Gonchar before age got to them
>Young up and coming Letang
Outside of Mark Eaton that group of d-men was stellar.
Honestly the pongs should have won game 3. Even then they were also better in game 5. Lucky this lasted 6
>>68404102
Even if you know nothing about tactics, if you have that talented of a roster and can't win with it, you suck.
>2 shots on goal in the third period
>while being down by one goal
>in a must win game in the stanley cup finals
How can one team be so stinky smelly shitty?
>>68404128
>Honestly the pongs should have won game 3.
True.
>Even then they were also better in game 5.
False.
>>68404136
>40 posts early
>1993
>>68404141
It's very simple
>shorqs
>>68404165
that's not a new /hoc/ retard
>>68404140
well yeah, but clearly the big guns like Crosby and Malkin didn't play for the guy. Why?
>>68402293
what did he mean by this?
is he planning on going to yonge street and hitting up the nightclubs???
>>68404141
>shorks
>>68404049
Not really, most of his animosity was directed towards the MLSE board.
It obviously wasn't just Burke anyway. The other NHL execs responsible for the decision also agreed with him. Armchair GMs don't understand these things not being involved in the league on a day to day basis, but there has to be something really wrong with this guy to be treated like this.
>>68403745
All the shots hit him in the chest
>>68404141
Tampa did the same shit. 17 shots in game 7 total when they were only down one goal
Not clutch at all
>>68404141
Wait were they trying to win?
>>68404230
Whatever's supposedly wrong with him, he's just proven without a doubt that it's not being bad at hockey.
And given that all those people in USA hockey and Toronto and Boston and Columbus's sole job is to find guys who are good at hockey...
>>68404156
>46 shots
>lose
Jones stole that game. Shorks were better for about 10 minutes and it was enough
>>68404141
Embarrassing effort
>>68402177
bill deserve the conn smythe. why the fuck did crosby win it?
>>68403688
hahaha laffs is a poo team
>>68403866
Bill Murray doesn't even play hockey!
>>68404289
>Shorks were better for about 10 minutes and it was enough
It was like 3 minutes tops.
>>68404312
biased canadian media
>>68404209
>going to yonge street
Saying "going to yonge street" literally means nothing. Two people could be on Yonge street while being in two different municipalities
>>68403688
>Laffs
>>68403688
Calm down guy it's just a game
>>68404336
he's going on an ALLAH RAMPAGE
he's gonna kill all the gays and our RCMP will let him do as he please
(i wonder why we don't have more shootings more often)
I'm pretty ass devestated still. Why does shitty bandwagon city get another cup whole good sports towns like the bay sufffer
Will Bill eat mac and cheese with sliced up hot dogs out of the cup?
>>68404379
Because you have reasonable gun laws and don't actively promote a culture of fear and violence?
Jultz won a cup. Whoa baby.
>>68404395
Well, you do have Publix
>>68404330
>not knowing how the voting for conn smythe works
>>68404374
IM NOT YOUR BUDDY GUY
>>68404417
what's unreasonable about american gun laws?
i always thought most americans here were all "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!"
>>68401864
Lol you're fucking retarded. Bonino is American and Hagelin is Swedish.
>>68404437
18 predetermined reporters, most of them are indeed Canadian
>>68404471
>>68404471
New thread lads
>all these American players on the pongs
Based as fuck
>>68404431
The bay area doesn't have Publix. The South does.
>tfw no hokkei for 4 months
>>68404443
The fact that they don't exist.
>>68401898
Bonino is American
>1993
>>68404443
You can sell them to niggers, mexicans, and muslims.
>>68404490
3 months
>>68404286
He's a good player.
But there's a deeply negative perception of him around the league for whatever reason. I honestly think if a different player had the same exact performance he did this postseason, they would've won the Conn. There's just something about him most of the NHL doesn't appreciate/like.
>>68404443
Probably just some libcuck that was busy posting NOT ALL MUSLIMS
>>68404204
Did you ever see him? He looked like a fragile little man. Never looked confident as a leader. The Pens needed a hard ass coach to pump them up and a looser system to let their talent and speed take over games.
>>68402860
I wanted to see Tanger get it. When Daley went out he had to up his already ridiculous playing minutes. Also the whole HE STILL HAS A HOLE IN HIS HEART thing.
>>68401984
here foreign pens fan bro, have a picture direct from the
CITY OF CHAMPIONS, PITTSBURGH PA
>>68403482
Thank Christ, I hate the Vegas yellow jerseys.
>>68402519
saltier than the shork tank water
>>68403745
He stopped 40+ shots game five. What the deck do you expect him to do when defense hangs him out to dry?
Pens fan too btw
>>68404102
Lack of discipline and shitty work ethic that trickles down through the team.
>>68404204
Sometimes you need to apply foot to ass even with your stars. Johnson wasn't that guy.
>>68405009
Ugh fuck Diesel though. Also that riot cop waiting to fuck someone's shit up. Doubt he'll get a chance. After Superb Owl in 09 I got a picture in front of a bunch of them drinking a beer on Carson. The didn't think it was as funny as I did.
>>68405424
seriously dude I hate working in the southside, it's always the trashiest hicks commuting from the boroughs and acting like assholes
>>68404437
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>68404083
>19 goals scored per game. Ouch, that is some shit defense.
I'm glad the season is finally over so i can have a good sleeping schedule
>>68405480
>crustpunks stealing shit for smack after shows
>drunk dudebros everywhere
keep the fuck away
Ded thread
The Final was quite lame to be honest it looked more like a speed skating than hockey
