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>dinger
mets
mlb.com
mlbtraderumors.com
fangraphs.com
Old thread involved the White Sox so isn't worth mentioning.
PHILLIES
FUK THE METS
>yfw da giants win da worlds eries
>Canada
nast bases loaded now
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WERTH DON'T DO THE PHILLIES LIKE THAT
Only 1 under .500 and only 4 games back with a whole 3 and 1/2 months of baseball to go.
Laugh and bully us all you want, it's only June.
>>68392673
>gints
>getting passed the tardinals
this is our year desu
I FUCKING HATE JESSICA MEDOZA WHY COULD SHE NOT "CALL" THE PIE RATS GAME
>>68392715
>namefag
>glory hog
>i remember watching something when i was 2 (he literally said this)
into the filter you go
>>68392673
HO HO HO
>bases loaded with Werth
Welp, this game is over. Werth is going to hit a game-winner.
>>68392733
>Giants
>losing to the tardinals
Nah, bro. You got a lucky series win because of June memes, no way does that happen again.
tfw no baseball gf
WERTH!!!!!
>>68392776
Are you a wizard?
>>68392591
Why does the AL West have two secondary teams in it?
Didn't lose today
>lillies
fuck you fucking piece of shit dogshit puke fucks
>feeeeeeeelies
Royals
FUCKING KILL ME OF ALL PEOPLE IT HAD TO BE WERTH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>68392838
Seattle still gets support
I couldn't tell you about Houston tho
>lillies
Who /Fredbird/ here?
>pooprats
Yankees
>>68392776
nice
>>68392886
4.5
Why do Phillies fans puke on little girls?
windians!
>>68392892
anyone have that Papelbon Wojack with the cigar?
WINDIANS
>>68392776
you did this
>bases loaded
>2-2 count
>throw the ball right down the middle
The city of Philadelphia everybody
tfw 15 games over and 1st place
bring on the cusb
The who's and phil's have both collapsed badly after good starts.
Which team is worse?
Snitches get stitches
>>68392930
>>68392917
is uribe kill?
Person who starts watching baseball in September reporting in
>boreball
QUICK! EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE PHILLIES!
>>68392962
all time? Lillies
this season? Phillies
>>68392979
cardinals fan detected
>>68392731
4.5 games back now
>>68392962
Talent wise the Phil by a lot they were hanging in with elite pitching from nobodys
>>68392979
t. Lifelong jints fan
>>68392992
Fuck no, I'm watching what's about to be a sweep of Shitsburgh
>>68392930
Is that Albert Belle or Ancient Eddie Murray?
>>68392917
WINDIANS
>>68392982
what a good feel it was to see this with the whole family
Ayyyyy the Rangers are good again. Looks like I'm back on the wagon.
>>68393014
>jints gamethreads are always active
>somehow that means we only watch in september
>>68393001
yeah. nobody was expecting the phils to do shit this year
>they were right
>>68392976
Just his old peter
Where did all the astros fans go?
>>68393047
shut up, Tiki
>urias vs peavy
Kid might get his first major league win tonight
Are baseball caps different from other American sport caps?
I hear 2016 White Sox 26th overall draft pick Zack Burdi had a great day. Can anyone fill me in on what happened?
>>68393019
Belle
>>68392962
Depends
How did they collapse and what was their original expectation?
>>68392829
Is it really this easy? I just knew Werth was going to win it as soon as I saw him in the hitter's box.
Fuck this fucking team, and fuck the Eagles when they go 6-10.
Screencap that post, I'm fucking calling it.
>>68392886
>86
not all bad
>>68392909
what can you do, can't really rely on those shitters
>>68392917
>>68392930
>>68393022
>I spend the day doing yardwork
>Injuns spend the day going yard
Nice Windians tbqhwyl
>>68393079
Fuck off swagfag nigger
>>68393080
He threw a pitch that is considered a strike to end the game.
>>68392731
>Indians in first
Yeah no
They can turn 3 games back into 10 games back by july
>>68393080
He realized he was going to be a Chicago White Sox and played accordingly.
>>68392885
Seattle-ites love their team and it's hardly the smallest city on the west coast, you must mean Oakland.
Houston is the 4th largest city and 11th largest media market, troll elsewhere.
>>68393080
https://twitter.com/aaronfitt/status/742068968215748608
>>68393064
They killed themselves after realizing that they're tattletale fucks and karma has come to give those snitches stitches
>>68393079
I dunno, I don't pay attention to hats desu
>>68393097
You sound like a whosfag
>>68393123
Not this Indians team. Besides the rest of the comedy central is a joke.
>our logo in an OP
FUCK YEA RELEVANCE
But seriously who's the favorites this year?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GO NATS
>>68393141
>(You)
>>68393186
Depends who you ask.
>>68393163
>not this Indians team
They are literally God in the Al central they have the best record in it against al central opponents like I said a big al central stint is coming and we are going to fucking destroy you guys
>>68393073
Jints win 9-8 desu
>>68393210
"Don't Feed The Whos" by Dr. Seuss
>>68393249
Not a whos fag blind retard
>>68392892
tfw gonna get swept by the rockies
>>68393249
I can't help it
They are just so adorable
>>68392885
Angels and A's are clearly the second teams of their markets
I know Angel fans don't like hearing that but it's true
>>68393186
Giants are favored by meme magic, so them.
Cubs are favored by retards who don't know what they're talking about.
Cardinals are favored by devil magic.
I'd say a Giants over cardinals NLCS with giants over [insert random Arcade League team here] is likely
>Rollins DFA'd
>Latos DFA'd
>Frazier hitting .210
When will the who sux learn to stop getting babby league players who don't have a chance to compete in real baseball?
>>68393268
Sorry, there's just so many of them coming out of the woodwork. Kind of like when you uproot a tree stump and there's just a fuckton of bugs crawling around.
>>68393311
>cubs
lol
meh either the Cards or the Gnats eh?
>>68393325
All of them were shit in the NL senpai. Whos just have a retarded FO.
>>68393325
Everyone who comes to the White Sox sucks, doesn't matter which league they came from. It's just the team's aura.
>>68393325
>sign samardzija out of the Nferior League
>11-13 with a 5 ERA
>he goes back to the babbies
>7-4 with a 3 ERA
CAN'T MAKE IT UP
>>68393372
Yep. Even years are boring.
>>68393372
The cubs getting to the playoffs isn't that lol worthy.
They made it last year and they have the best record in MLB
>>68392543
>implying gays like sports
>>68393405
>who is jordan zimmerman
>who is ja happ
>>68393163
>Not this Indians team.
You mean this Indians team that's 25-16 since May?
>>68393411
remind me what happened last year again
>>68393398
>Toddfather
>shit
You're lucky Reds fans don't exist anymore.
>>68393450
I said making it to the playoffs, anon.
C'mon.
>>68393438
And 18-7 in the division.
>>68393405
Not surprising. He doesn't get a free out every 9 batters in the AL.
>>68393476
>Toddfather
Almost as embarrassing and cringe-worthy as Bombston referring to Ortiz as "Pig Papi"
>yfw whosox sweep detoilet
>>68393488
sorry, i misunderstood you
good taste in vidya tho, i've spent a lot of my life playing fire emblem awakening
>>68393566
i mean, at least ortiz did shit for the red sox
>>68393116
That's a bit rude to be honest
>>68393438
>>68393494
I'm guessing it's either an angry KC fan who is just upset they aren't in 1st all year, or a delusional Tigers fan who still believes the Tigers rotation is top 5, Miggy is going to win the Triple Crown, and they'll sweep SF in the World Series.
Will Jroll's shitshow when he was on the who's cost him hall of fame votes?
>>68393566
Resd fans never had good taste to begin with.
>>68393571
There's a James Shields start during the series, a sweep is actually impossible.
>>68393605
He was never going to the HoF
>>68393671
yeah he might make it
>>68393604
>false flagging as a who sux fan
This is way too much work to be worth it. Detoilet is the only one that was fun to do that to
Anyone who has been on /sp/ longer than a year knows this is how a large portion of whos fans here act. They cry about suffering and shit every day, win or lose
>these grandpas bitching in the 8th inning of the pirates-cardinals game
>>68393604
There is no doubt, senpai.
>>68393663
We shall see
>>68393711
It's been this way for like 5 years now.
>>68393437
zimmerman has a 5.7 ERA since the start of May
happ has a 6.0 ERA over his last 6 starts
>>68393768
>hurr era is the only stat that matters
Casual faggot
>>68393768
>picking and choosing periods to make my argument stand up
Xander Bogaerts has been awesome since Opening Day. See, I can do it too
>>68393800
good response
>>68393800
its not the only stay that matters, but it's a damn good indication that a pitcher is struggling like hell to prevent other teams from scoring.
>>68393605
>>68393566
>>68393476
>jroll
>toddfather
>big papi
Absolutely_Disgusting.jpg
Can we get some actual good player nicknames going here?
>>68393862
Frankie
Klubot
Cookie
Salad bar
Jram
Sup Guys
How are your teams doing?
Gallo Sangan
>>68393905
Shitty, although there are occasional flashes of competency.
>>68393862
Thor
Klubot
The Freak
Shark
Paps
>>68393916
>>68393862
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
JOE JOE JOE JOE
GALLO SANGAN
>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 20m20 minutes ago
>Barnes has been no slouch. But today could have been one to get two innings from Kimbrel.
to that one red sox fan talking about "overworking" Kimbrel and not bringing him in today and why it was ok,
go fuck yourself
>>68393941
Thor is a pretty good nickname actually.
All power with 0 skill.
>>68393901
Yanimal
ZMac
Bauer is an autistic peasant, so maybe something with that
Something for Naquin
Something for Tomlin
Something for Cody Allen
>>68394065
>Thor is a pretty good nickname actually.
yeah, that's literally what he said
>>68393905
Good. First place with mest fading fast.
>>68393982
>shitsharkman
>>68393905
Better than expected desu
>>68394124
Yeah its perfect. Like I said zero skill and all power.
>Thor
>good nicknam
>being named after a girl is good
lol
Will Brazil actually throw the game just to face a weaker US team?
>>68394173
i didnt know that brazil had a baseball team
>>68394173
fuck wrong thread ignore senpaitachi
>>68394173
You lost?
>>68394163
It's only good because it represents what he is. Zero skill and talent just pure power. He wants to be clemens but doesn't have even 1/10 of his talent.
I guess you can say he's like Nolan Ryan. But Nolan could actually strike people pit so....
>>68394163
being named after a girl is good retard
>>68394254
My name is Abigail. I'm a 45 year old man. It's not cool.
>>68393862
any player from the deadball era
>>68394223
Syndergaard is that hot pitcher that comes up and performs well for 3 seasons before he suffers extreme injury and is unable to return. He'll be out of baseball by 2020
Pie Traynor
>>68394223
have a (You) on the house my friend
>>68394268
Why are there so few old-timey baseball names anymore? Buster Posey is the only one I can think of?
>>68394355
>>68394268
Big guys named Slim and slim guys named, Slim.
>>68394312
I hope Syndergaard's arm turns into jello and falls off.
>>68394355
Clayton Kershaw and Madison Bumgarner sound like something straight out of a fictional 1891 comic book.
>>68394355
Max Muncy?
>>68394312
How many strikeout titles?
>>68394023
>2. Using Matt Barnes to start the 10th inning: Again, this is very defensible. Using the closer on the road in a tie game is tricky. If the game goes a few innings and then you take the lead, you don't have a closer. Beyond that, the Twins are dreadful. Barnes should be able to throw a scoreless inning. He got five outs pretty easily against them on Friday.
>But Kimbrel has thrown only two innings and 23 innings this month. He could have gone two innings and you take your chances with the offense scoring a run in the top of the 11th. Plus there is no game on Monday.
>Again, Barnes is not the "wrong" move. He has pitched very well this season and Twins aren't any good. Kimbrel also has been a little shaky in non-save situations. But I'd have liked Kimbrel for six outs today.
>>68394312
My god Kershaw's numbers are fucking unreal. He's not only more efficient than everyone but he still leads baseball innings pitched and least pitches per inning while still striking out a prolific amount of hitters.
LA Dodgers vs SF Giants
8:30 PM ET | 5:30 PM PT
>>68394447
>>68394447
>>68394447
https://twitter.com/Buster_ESPN/status/742147355726602240
>The Giants had conversations today about Bumgarner being in Derby. Idea floated is a P's Derby. SF open to ideas; he wants to be in Derby.
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
>>68394481
>goalposts change from "h-he can't strike anyone out" to "w-well he's not the best at it"
kek
go back to posting about TJS fåm
Angels had an ATTENDENCE of 36k THERE WAS LESS THAN 20k there from what I can see, are they buying out their stadium
>>68394113
Cody Allen is chickencody
Tomlin is little cowboy
Bauer is Baueroutage
>all these kekolds who defended bat flips done by latinos balking and backtracking after that based Miami batflip
You can't have it both ways keks
i hope isis kills america so blue jays worlds eries
>>68394591
Yeah he's the best pitcher in baseball and it's not even close. It's scary how fucking good he is.
>28.1 consecutive scoreless innings (most in the MLB this year)
>Since 1893 only him and Jake Arrieta have had 4 straight starts of 0 runs and 3 or fewer hits
>1 run in his last 34.1 innings
>Brought a no hitter into the 7th
>2.52 ERA
>7-1
Who /5gamewinningstreak/ here?
HEY
FUCK
YOU
>>68395413
man i wish they made actual MLB legos, those OVO things are so shitty
>shit sux in charge of FO
>>68393604
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Michael Fulmer?
post yfw bumgarner beats frazier in the derby finals
>>68395895
You mean Machado
>>68395940
You mean Trumbo
A Chicago Illinois White Sox Baseball Club 2016 First Round Draft Pick Zack Burdi Of The Louisville Cardinals Blew A 3 Run Lead By Giving Up A Walk Off Grand Slam Home Run In His Own Stadium To A Freshman Pinch Hitter With 26 Career At-Bats To Cost His Team A Trip To The College World Series, In His Program's Greatest Season Ever.
>whos
>>68396072
ABSTRACT
ART
>>68396072
Saw that and thought the same thing. Is there a curse?
>Todd Frazier was the 2015 HR Derby Champ
>>68396131
>Clayton Kershaw is better than Bum
>>68396131
>I get upset when a player from my favorite team loses a meaningless ball-hitting contest
>>68396125
The whos aren't an actual baseball team. They're a social experiment made to see how people react to the worst performing, worst run, and worst managed team from top to bottom in a sports league.
It's the only explanation that makes sense.
>whoposting has now outpaced asshatposting as the blight of /mlb/
A teenager just struck out Busted Pussy on a slider and made him lose his bat
>>68396367
It's literally 2-3 cubes faggots.
I just realized that I did start watching the Red Sox again this year. I didn't watch them a lot since 2011 but this year looks good!
how does this make you feel?
>>68396786
He fits right in.
ALL-TIME FRANCHISE POWER RANKINGS
1. Yankees
POWER GAP
2. Cardinals
POWER GAP
3. Giants
4. Dodgers
5. A's
6. Red Sox
POWER GAP
9001. Every team not listed
THE ABYSS
999999999999999999. Natinals/Expos
>>68396072
Why The Fuck Do People Talk Like This?
>>68392734
jesus christ, someone tell her how ineffective that "workout" is
>>68396843
we will get there soon
>>68396786
piece of shit better take that mexican flag off
>>68396843
What is this, just a list of the top WS winners?
>>68392792
Say that to me in the nlcs, not during the regular season, see what happens
>>68396786
Well I feel that no one needs two pairs of sunglasses on their head at the same time
>>68396955
>Franchise winning % of .478
>Zero (0) World Series wins
>7 postseason appearances in almost 5 decades
>He actually believes this
>>68397139
Rangers will be better overall than the yankees for the next 3 decades
>>68396843
Most letter hats look GOAT.
I fucking hate Detoilet but absolutely love their hat logo.
Aesthetic af
>>68397219
I thought we were ranking hats.
Sorry /mlb/
>mfw the yankees suck so hard that their highlight of the day was Matsui at the Old-Timer's game
For the white people that dont know, this is what a tamborazo is. Youre gonna have to put up with this every time Urias is pitching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opfrtHDm53A
>>68397192
'no'
>>68397289
>put up with
it's better than all the shitty rap and hip hop that those idiots love so much
>>68397192
(You)
>>68397078
Not exactly, but that plays a heavy factor
>>68397282
Yankees rebuild when?
>>68397479
>implying they aren't rebuilding right now
Once they are free of arod and Ellsbury they will be dangerous again
>>68397479
>tfw the Yankees play strong through the trade deadline, giving Cashman no reason to trade for top prospects
>Once the trade deadline comes, the Yankees will collapse into oblivion.
Cap it. I hope it doesn't happen, but it will.
>>68397747
Cashman should grow a pair of nuts and trade Chapman/Beltran/Miller for prospects.
>>68397747
at least Steinbrenner is dead
>>68397798
He will once the Yankees decide that they're actually a losing team. He'll get too much shit if he trades them while >we're still hovering around .500
>>68397798
>tfw Theo snags Miller for Dan Vogelbach
>>68396284
What is the endgame?
>>68397846
THE YANKEES ARE NEVER A LOSING TEAM THEY ARE WINNERS NO EXCUSES YOU'RE FIRED!
>>68397747
I hope this doesn't happen, only fools thinks this yankees team can compete
>>68398049
Its not a terrible team it's just not a playoff team.
>>68398081
Yea i never said they were terrible, I just don't see them being legitimate contenders to say getting the 2nd wild card spot.
This is the SF Giants team who is gonna sweep everyone in the 2016 post season (dying emoji face)
>>68397336
I'm okay with the top 40 music and rap that plays for players but this drum stuff is more annoying
>>68396786
fat mexican, basically indistinguishable from a regular dodger fan
Who is going to lose to the Rangers in the World Series this year?
>>68398584
Probably the Rangers.
>You will NEVER take a 106 mph ground ball from Mike Trout to your nuts
WEW
E
W
>>68398584
>one strike away
>twice
>>68396894
>implying she is trying to workout and not present herself to tyrone
>>68397219
I am a dodger fag but I hate norm boring and normal the LA logo looks
>>68398584
>win a 100 games and the division
>lose to the wildcard winner mariners
Can't wait
>>68397892
That would actually be a good trade for both teams.
>>68399226
wouldn't be the first time nelson cruz prevented the rangers from winning a world series
>>68398701
it clearly bounces, that wasn't 106 mph
>>68399226
Tssst yeah Profars gonna hit a ball right into felix's fuckin head and he's gonna go braindead or somethin tssst
>>68395883
What about him? The fact that he's going to take an L against the Tribe?
>>68401275
Slow down and breathe
>>68399874
Pshh!! Fuckin HOME RUN CHIPPAH!! They should call you Chippah Jones er sumpthin...
>>68393138
>https://twitter.com/aaronfitt/status/742068968215748608
o l e o l e o l e o l e
>>68401382
Oh I'm quite relaxed, leaf man.
>tfw my baseball related thread died with all the furpuck and divegrass shit
>>68392776
We always hurt the ones we love
>>68393905
Same soup just reheated
>>68398701
Not a good week for the balls of Cleveland athletes
>Yan
>Juan
>LeBron
>>68401613
Best #5 starter in the AL desu
>>68393080
>>68393122
>>68393124
>>68393138
http://uoflcardgame.com/deja-vu-zack-burdi-louisville-baseball/51641/
This article is a must read. So many fucking tears on their end. He did the same shit last year, except that this time it was a GRAND SLAM he gave up TO A FRESHMAN while he had a 3-0 LEAD. Literally cucked in the worst way by a younger player. Ultimate fucking degradation.
He will fit right in with the White Sox.
>>68402824
>“I wouldn’t be able to get through what I told Zack,” McDonnell told the reporters at the presser. “I walked out there and hugged him. Because you know he’s hurting.
Man some coaches are just so based.
>>68402824
>this happens
>on the same day the sux lose the series to a shitty AA royals team
P O T T E R Y
>>68403012
>Man some coaches are just such pussies
FTFY
>>68403066
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>>68398365
>the urine soaked city of you
>>68402413
lol those all kind of rhyme
Does Urias even have a single win?
>>68403192
If you were the coach, what would you have done?
>>68403223
He has a single eye lel
>your team
>last thing you ate
>HoF reject you think should be in (not currently on ballot or from your team)
>Red Sox
>Chewy Louie ice cream sandwich
>Luis Tiant (played for 5-6 other teams for roughly half his career, so he counts)
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
What time is the parade tomorrow?
>>68403388
>five games back
>still talking shit
>>68403066
Reminder: The whos aren't an actual baseball team. They're a social experiment made to see how people react to the worst performing, worst run, and worst managed team from top to bottom in a sports league.
>>68403388
Daily reminder that the dodgers cant even remember what going to the World series feels like, and thus believe it to be the same as interdivision games
>>68403388
>being this mad
>>68403388
TWO parades Pablo
>>68403437
>>68403446
>>68403447
>>68403464
LA Dodgers: 5
SF Giants: 3
Remember, you faggots actually RAISE prices for Dodger-Giants games, while Dodger-Giants games in LA are cheaper than an average game
>>68403360
>Giants
>Coco Puffs
>Jason Giambi
>>68403503
twenty
seven
years
>>68403503
>actually believing this
>>68403517
not
a
dynasty
My favourite pitch is the changeup.
>>68403517
Yet, the Giants haven't caught up yet
Hmmm......
>>68403536
The fact of the matter is that this is a rebuilding year for the Dodgers. The fact that we have won 4 games against the Giants this year speaks to the overrated quality of the club
@68403503
I hate this bait and I hate the six or seven (You)s it will inevitably get
>>68403553
>almost 3 (THREE) decades without a trip
>300 gorrillion dollars spent
>>68403503
What makes you think that happens?
Have you looked up the original ticket prices for different Giants serieseses?
>tfw CUBS
>>68403570
>win 4
>lose more
quite the accomplishment
>>68403575
>t. In 2009, Forbes rated the Giants-Dodgers rivalry the most intense rivalry in baseball due to its lasting competitiveness through the 20th century and both fanbases' willingness to be overcharged for Dodgers-Giants game tickets with a ticket markup of 44% for the 2008 season
http://www.forbes.com/2009/04/28/baseball-best-rivalries-lifestyle-sports-baseball.html
LOL
>>68403334
I would've called him a bitch. Did you not see how stacked Louisville's team was this year? Too elite. He literally had one job and he fucked it up in the WORST way possible.
>>68403570
>rebuilding?
>300 million grapes
1. Rangers
2. Red Sox
3. Indians
4. Orioles
5. Mariners
Mariners over Orioles
Rangers over Mariners
Indians over Red Sox
Rangers over Indians
1. Cubs
2. Giants
3. Mets
4. Cardinals
5. Natinals
Cardinals over Natinals
Cardinals over Cubs
Giants over Mets
Giants over Cardinals
Giants over Rangers
>>68403671
Yeah, its a rebuilding year
We're starting young players like Pederson, Seager, and Urias
This is a Reds tier rebuilding team but yet we're still in the division race.
>>68403694
Is that related to the fact that it's an even year?
>>68403694
I'd believe it desu
Except Cards over Cubs maybe
>>68403388
Daily reminder that losing to the Mets in the Playoffs is like winning the World Series to Dodgers fans.
>So, proud of their playoff highlight.
>>68403573
>falling for false flags
>>68403720
Obviously
>2016
>still not believing in meme magic
>>68403655
Eh, cry more. Maybe it'll make your team win lol
>>68403694
>yfw it happens
>>68403360
Cubs
Frosted Flakes
Alan Trammell (and Lou Whitaker)
>>68403734
Cards are at their most dangerous when they're overlooked, though. And they have been/will be the rest of the season since the Cubs will probably win 105+.
>>68393022
ok buddy i made this on a shitty iphone app and tweeted it
and never posted it on 4chan
so where the fuck did you get it
also WINDIANS
>>68403694
I'm feeling this is a Nationals year desu.
>>68403736
If it weren't for some shitty ump calls, the Dodgers would've advanced to the World Series
>>68403777
If it did happen the Cards would need to make some major moves at the deadline desu
Their pitching is garbage
>>68403804
if it wasnt for the dodgers offensive incompetence, they wouldve made it past game 5
>>68403804
Stop false flagging. Nobody believes you anymore. Stop posting
>>68403777
>Cards are at their most dangerous when they're overlooked, though
which confirms how they won a World Series after going 83-78 in the '06 regular season yet got DESTROYED by the Red Sox when they won 105 games in '04.
>>68403804
>tfw Clayton Kershaw is the only pitcher to give up 7+ runs in back to back postseason appearances
>tfw both times it was to the cards
>>68403360
white sox
some japanese peanut things
Pete Rose
also Barry
Jim Edmonds if you don't like the rule breakers.
>>68403741
Of course I don't
>>68403857
Yep. Same with '11 and '13. In 2011 they had to rally like motherfuckers to even get the wild card and were underdogs in every series they played in the playoffs.
In 2013 they lost the WS despite having the best record in the NL
>>68403880
The Cardinals bats are fucking fiendish in the postseason, they knocked out MadBum too
>>68403360
>A's
>Doritos
>Curt Schilling
>>68403983
>not currently on ballot
Schilling still is, famalam
>>68403360
Cardinals
Wings
Rose, as much as I hate the reds
>>68403953
hi, in what city in costa rica, baseball is the number one sports league?
I speak of a city (or state) in Costa Rica
where baseball is more popular than soccer, soccer, and soccer combined. more loved and more fans than any other league.
>>68403360
>Cubs
>Some kind of weird casserole
>Jim Edmonds (He only played like half a season for the Cubs so he counts)
>>68404024
Oh.
Uh, Palmeiro.
>>68403360
Yankees
Pizza
Edgar Martinez
>>68404123
that he fell off in his first year of eligibility is a travesty. fairly certain he is a top 10 CF of the modern era
>>68403791
Gamethread against the Mariners.
>>68404190
oh shit i misread the 3rd question. I'll say Carlos Delgado
>>68404228
i dont remember posting it there but at least /sp/ isnt on my twitter
>>68403895
Who?
>>68404320
>he thinks this is true for any of the major-league Dallas area pro teams
you're drunk, Tiki, go to bed
>>68403791
>>68404275
I post stuff I find on Twitter, though I didn't originally post your smuk Injun.
Archive shows it was first posted during the '76 throwback game vs the Royals.
>>68404658
>smuk injun
There's a smuk Jacoby Ellsbury?
>>68404749
No, it's a smuk Joba.
White Sox
>tfw you get to watch the GOAT
I finally understand how DG feels watching Kershaw
>>68405132
>Flukemer
>>68405132
You're lucky he missed >us next series. Toddfather and Abreu would have gone back to back off him twice.
>>68405245
There's that artistic humor we all love so much.
>>68405245
Reminder that Mike Pelfrey beat Chris Sale
>mfw Boyd no-no's that lineup today
>>68405132
Kids legit. Really hope Alderson knows what he is doing by letting this kid go for Yo.
>>68404831
lel
>>68403694
capped
new thread
>>68396698
>>68405507
>opinion based thread
doa
>>68405507
(You)
>>68403360
>rags
>apple sauce
>Mario Mendoza
>>68405507
That's not /mlb/ and we're not at the bump limit.
>>68405507
>A fucking leaf
Who /firstplaceandwideningthelead/ here?
>>68405670
who is this shag hag
>>68405833
Not a porn star
>>68405833
angie griffin
>took 30 seconds to find
Damn it feels being the best team in the League
W
E
W
L
A
D
T
B
H
>Los Doyers
Which franchise is the worst? I don't watch alot of basedball but who has never won/is just awful?
Marlins?
>>68406281
The Marlins have two WS championships that are fairly recent. So no. I'd say probably the Twins.
the cheeky booger
>>68406281
8 teams have never won the World Series (Rangers, Padres, Rays, Rockies, Astros, Brewers, Nationals, Mariners). The oldest franchise among them is the Rangers.
2 teams have never even appeared in the World Series (Nationals and Mariners)
The Cubs have the longest drought of both appearance in (70 years) and winning of the World Series (107 years). Both of those time periods are longer than the aforementioned teams have existed.
>>68395565
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>ottoman empire
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
LMAO
>>68406352
>Twins
Nah, they're shit this season but they've been competitive recently and won a WS 25 years ago.
Royals
>>68406281
Mariners or maybe Brewers.
Robin Ventura seriously needs to get shot leaving the stadium some time soon
>>68406281
The whos are abstract art.
Can the Pirates please replace Clint Hurdle with Mike Sullivan now?
>>68406370
Meminors are the most pathetic the Nast are babies in terms of the team existing
>>68403360
a's
cheese and crackers
edgar martinez
>Madbum says he wants in the HR derby
>At least three other pitchers (Arrieta, Syndergaard, Wainwright) say they also want in.
What have you done Bumgarner?
>>68412909
This meme has to end.
This shitty meme of pitchers swinging the bat needs to stop. We tried it, it's stupid, nobody likes it, and it dumbs down the game. The time has come to end it.
>>68412909
>MLB implements a bracket system with pitchers on one side and position players on the other
>Winner of each bracket face off in the finals
Bravo Manfred
>Terry Collins on the DL
can't even make this shit up and even if I did it's fucking true
>wake up
>Robin still not fired
>KW still not fired
This is what happens when you let NYC, CHI, and SF take a 4chan meme and try an make it happen in real life.
If this happens everyone who is associated with Major League Baseball and it's fanbase(s) takes the L (including >us)
>>68413461
Pitchers hitting in the derby is fucking stupid and 100% Reddit.
>>68392591
>Asshat
Hahahahaha
>>68397253
>>68397253
Official MLB Hats rankings presented by Doritos
God Tier:
Cardinals, Brewers (glove logo), Mets, Tigers, Red Sox, Yankees, White Sox
Good Tier:
Giants, Dodgers, Braves, A's, Cusb, Royals
Meh Tier:
Padres, Brewers (primary logo), Pirates, Reds, Phillies, Nationals, Angels, Rangers, Mariners, Blue Jays, Rays
Shit Tier:
D Backs, Rockies, Astros, Twins, Indians, Orioles
Marlins Tier:
Marlins
>>68414168
>being in Japan
>having this much free time
Literally how much did you masturbate yesterday.
>>68414226
>Marlinsfag detected
>>68414168
Anon I would swap the tigers and mariners. The M's have a pretty based hat and the tigers is pretty boring.
>inb4 muh history
I get it but the logo is kind of ugly desu.
>>68413764
Abstract art social experiment
>>68413461
Bum hitting in the derby is fine, a pitchers only derby would be fucking retarded
How do we fix the white sox?
How did a team that went 23-10 suddenly go 8-22?
>>68412909
Let em do it
If the curse is to be believed, the NL will be reduced to the meme medium
>yfw bumgarner wins the derby
>>68415362
Mfw when an AL pitcher enters and wins
>>68412909
you shouldn't be allowrd in the derby without double digit home runs to be quite honest famalam
How do YOU beat the shift, /mlb/?
>>68415517
Just hit into it
They'll never see it coming
Who here hype that brewers are overperforming this season. Based counsell.
>>68415517
bunt the opposite way
>>68414168
Angels hat belongs in shit tier
>>68415303
They're cursed.
>not having an asian on your team
Shiggy
>>68415927
>resigned Ishikawa
phew that was close.
>>68415927
Do suspiciously looking Asians count?
>>68415517
pull the ball over the fence on the shift side
>The only yankee to hit a home run on June 12th, 2016 was Hideki Matsui
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>68415927
This desu
>>68415927
>falling for the asian meme
this is the only zipperhead the A's have employed at the moment desu
>>68414545
t.assblasted Toronto fan
>>68416278
qeq
>>68415303
The FO is retarded, Ventura is literally brain damaged, and Jerry is too stubborn to fire anyone
>>68416359
What?
>>68416570
They should fire Jerry. His Bulls are imploding as well.
>>68416645
>They should fire Jerry
If only
How C U C K E D is he right now
>>68406281
Indians/Cubs/White Sox/Phillies are the worst original 16 franchises.
Padres/Mariners/Brewers/Nationals are the most embarrassing expansion franchises.
I'd say it's the White Sox vs. the Padres overall.
that was a fun series O'sbros :3 See you Friday for more dingers and shenanigans
Imagine if Kershit ever got injured how fucked the Doyers would be.
I think Pissboi would probably sudoku.
>>68417425
K
We'll lube up on the meme pitching and meme parameters of Boston beforehand.
>>68417499
He's still gonna win a Cy Young desu
>>68417034
If it weren't for 2005, the whos sux might actually be the worst team in the entire league. Even now the Dad's are less JUST than the whos.
>>68418026
Why was 2005 even allowed to happen?
>>68418188
Great pitching and timely hitting but mostly great pitching. There was a semi collapse that year too but it didn't go full collapse luckily.
>>68418188
To remind us all how the White Sox can make even the most precious of things immensely forgettable.
Cubs and Nats tonight on ESPN
I'm going to the game, are you all excited?
![6a01348829760c970c017c32f2a570970b-pi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9kYLc9Q.jpg "6a01348829760c970c017c32f2a570970b-pi[1]")
https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/742379960795435008
>The #SFGiants are looking everywhere for another OF, and have had preliminary talks with #Brewers about Ryan Braun, but nothing imminent.
>>68420157
Honestly they should go talk to the Dads about Kemp, that guy in the twitter comments is right
>>68420157
why would the Brewers trade Braun? do the Giants have any prospects worth getting?
>>68421908
I think they have one pitching prospect who looks promising
can the Indians get the best record against a division in history and win it all?
>>68421908
If anything it looks like the Indians would trade for him, Bryan shaw and maybe Erik Gonzales
>>68418188
2005 was actually bad for the Who's future because they kinda went "well we won one so now we can stop trying"
>>68422176
>win it all
Did you forget that the indians are from cleveland when you posted
>>68413461
>tag team
Would pay to see a cage match between the best pitchers in baseball desu
>>68420157
Didn't Grant Brisbee say they were gonna get Carl Crawford off the scrapheap once he goes through waivers?
>Doyer fans honestly believe their rival team is the Redbirds
Most forgettable World Series Champion of the last 30 years power rankings:
1. 1990 Cincinnati Reds
2. 2005 Chicago White Sox
3. 1987 Minnesota Twins
4. 1992 Toronto Blue Jays
5. 2007 Boston Red Sox
>>68423206
No Giants?
They literally had 3 of the lowest WS viewership. Or is this based on some other criteria?
>>68422626
I'd like to watch an all-out melee where each team sends one player to fight, no roiders allowed
>>68423206
1. 2014 San Faggaysissyco
2. 2012 San Faggaysissyco
3. 2010 San Faggaysissyco
Apologize
>>68423359
ONEr
>>68423206
2015 Kansas City Royals
>>68423547
Sup jays fan
>>68423206
2006 & 2011.
>>68423648
>2011
Found the Rags fan
>>68423206
1. 1994 montreal expos
Reminder the Rangers are first place in the American League
>>68424115
>first place in the babby league
no one cares
>>68424166
They don't play in the national league though
>>68424115
ONE
>>68424001
DELETE THIS
>>68424273
Right, they play in the American League AKA the babby league
>>68424273
>Look, I turned off my trip again!
>>68424354
What are you fucking talking about you asspie
>>68424546
go back to /nfl/ tiki
>>68424587
>He thinks i'm tiki
Do you call everyone tiki when they insult your babby league?
>>68424671
go back to /nfl/ tiki
>>68423628
Phillies are playing in Toronto tonight and I'll be at the Borgota in an hour.
Do the Phils pull out a lil meme magic tonight or do i not bother?
>>68424707
>He really thinks I'm tiki
I'm a whofag my man
Nowadays /mlb/ probably thinks we're worse than tiki
>>68424812
give up already
you faggots are useless and worst arch rivals
>tfw going into a series in DC and your team wasted Arrieta and Lester on the Barves
>>68424814
>bragging about the superiority of the AL while supporting the who's
hahahahhahahahahahahahahah holy shit that's the peak of comedy
remember when the starter with the best ERA in the AL lost to the one with the worst ERA in the NL? kys
>>68424918
we're winning the series anyways
>>68424960
>the babby league allowed >us to win a ws
How embarrassing, nice "league" you got there
>>68424992
the astros don't count as NL anymore, whofag
>>68425011
>the nl is so weak that the asstros we're allowed to get to the ws in the first place
>i-it doesn't count
>back pedaling
How. Embarrassing.
>>68424992
>11 years ago
>against possibly the worst historical team of all time who was so bad that they had to be moved to the AL
>this is in any way relevant to the current state of both leagues
I know it's your only accomplishment as a team ever, but please, this is a little embarrassing
>>68425074
The Arcade league gave up 3 World Series to the fucking Giants
>>68425089
>more babby leaguers coming out of the woodwork to defend themselves
how. embarrassing.
>>68425117
the babby league gave up 27 WS to the yankees
>an entire league lost 27 times to the same team
embarrassing
>>68425197
OK This bait is really, really good
>>68425146
I'm literally the same guy you've been responding to this whole time retard
but it makes sense for a who's fan to be out of touch with reality at this point, I wouldn't want to live in the real world if I was you either
>Who's fans resorting to leagueposting cause their own team is a joke
A R T
R
T
>>68425305
>>68425246
The only thing funnier than the who's is the national league
>being so bad that they let the rookies and dads get to a world series
pfffft
>literally (literally) obsessed with the white sox
>>68425426
>letting the Rangers make not one, but TWO World Series in the last decade
s m h
>Big Game James pitching tonight
Why can't people just admit that both leagues have their merits and it's cool that pitchers can choose which way they want to be babbied?
>>68425572
i feel bad for him
>>68425609
Because then we'd have to actually talk about baseball
>>68425609
because teams that suck like to take refuge in "w-well your league isn't as good h-haha"
>>68425426
rocktober was a meme that transcended the individual leagues
>>68392731
Weren't you like 6 games in front a month ago?
>>68424166
AL is better than the NL though
>>68424814
its sad when anons get paranoid and start accusing others
>>68425572
'Two Frame' James
'Just Blame' James
'Came Late' James
'Crying Shame' James
mine are shit, someone do better than me
>>68393450
>Implying you won't get shit on this year, if you even make it to the playoffs.
>>68425609
>have shit team
>haha your league sux
>cry to sleep
>>68425609
Because the only baseball talk that goes on in these threads is bragging about how your team is, against all odds, the 'best' (Dodgers) or 'worst' (Whos)
>>68394759
>Bum and the Nats want to create a pitcher only derby
>Meanwhile Arrieta wants to compete in the real HM Derby
We know who wears the pants in this relationship.
>>68394759
WEW
A pitchers' HRD would be fun
but a pitcher getting embarrassed in the real HRD would not be
>>68397894
Moving them to Montreal and having the South Side of Chicago be given the choice of rectifying their mistake in allegiance by cheering for Chicagos first and main Baseball team, the Cubs, or mass suicide.
>>68426252
almost everyone said that last year and we still made it to the world series because our competition was the mighty kershit and the shitcongo ottomans
as long as we don't catch the jints we'll be fine
The Chicago Who Sox are THE worst, most miserable, embarassing team in the entire baseball world.
>whosfags
>>68426356
>Bumgarner wants to create a pitcher's derby
Senpai, he's openly stated multiple times that he wants to be in the real derby. It's only some retard at MLB who wants a fucking pitcher's derby.
>>68426482
What about the dads?
Most Called Strikes Above Average(aka- best pitch framers)
Buster Posey 68.2
Jason Castro 64.4
Yasmani Grandal 61.1
Francisco Cervelli 41.4
Why is he so perfect, bros?
Maz's Weekly MLB Top 15 POWERRANKINGS
These rankings are based of my own numbers and calculations which you arent allowed to see
1. Cubs
2. Rangers
3. Nationals
4. Giants
5. Orioles
6. Redsox
7. Cardinals
8. Mariners
9. Mets
10. Indians
11. Dodgers
12. Pirates
13. Bluejays
14. Royals
15. Yankees
>>68426554
dads fans accept their fate
whos fans greet their lot in life with moping and complaining
>>68424001
The Expos were built for suffering, first team of Canada. But the Owners were to Jewish to keep the team good and even with some of the best Scouting in league history, they kept hemorrhaging talent. Then the Blue Jays win the Worlds Eries which destroys the Expos viewership, and when they get a GOAT team in 94 and are on pace to be one of the best teams ever statistically, they get fucked over by the strike and the owners hold a fire sale for all their top talent and the death spiral begins.
I know MLB did a doc on the Expos, but a 30/30 would be good too.
>>68426635
where are the tiggers m7
FUCK DAVE ROBERTS
>>68426635
>the top 3 are babby franchises with no chance of winning the world series for various reasons
As a fan of a team in hunt, I am licking my chops that those are the teams we would have to get through desu senpai
>>68426770
>b-but muh regular season
>>68426645
Sounds like dad's fans are cucks then
>>68426482
>>68426645
This, it's why they deserve any shitposting in their threads. Either rage or don't watch. Don't just watch to bitch.
>>68426734
they just didnt make the top 15 cut
Maybe next week they can overtake the Yankees
>>68426770
your team is a babby team and wont do well in the post season
>>68426584
>pitch framing
Name a more meme stat
>>68426584
>people unironically believe he won't make the HoF
>>68426893
pitcher wins
>>68426846
But if the team is shit, then why not bitch?
What kind of loser just wants to watch a shitty team?
>>68426937
I still gotta go with pitch framing. Shouldn't even be a thing if the fucking umpires do their jobs.
>>68426744
How does he sleep at night after what he did to Stipling?
>>68426477
You were just running on meme magic that ran out against the Royals when you handed the WS to the AL. Be good team players and let someone who will win it for the NL do their job and not be a spoiler.
>>68426846
>either bandwagon or don't
>>68426893
As a canadian can you list off what you think are Non-Meme stats?
>>68427013
>>68427063
It's called raging at them, if you watch a Who games their posts are all
>Sigh, I knew this would happen
They're fucking pussies.
>>68426584
>(aka- best pitch framers)
that's mostly based off how accurate a team's pitchers are
next you're gonna post about catcher's ERA
>>68427176
At some point anger turns to despair.
>>68427176
Actually they're filled with
"FUCK YOU PLAYER"
"GO KILL YOURSELF PLAYER"
"FUCK THIS TEAM"
Does that not count as rage for you?
>>68427450
You aren't in the threads are you? They have animu pictures in them and a namefag who shows off his airsoft collection.
>>68427450
The sighs come after that.
Anger turns to despair.
>>68427522
Look for an archive of a thread and see how many posts are about players killing themselves. That's the mentality now.
Search "FUCK YOU AVI" or "KILL YOURSELF ABROO"
>>68427109
UZR and wRC+ are the best stats for determining defense and offense. FIP- is best because it's Park adjusted for pitching.
>>68427522
>animu
Where do you think we are my man?
>>68427648
Well they should just have their pitcher hit instead of the DH. Not that hard.
>Giants in negotiations with Brewers for OF Ryan Braun
Its happening.
>>68427784
Should have the pitcher hit Robin with a 99 mph fastball in the head
>The Cubs are 9 games up on the next best team in the NL Central
What the fuck and I thought the West was bad
>>68427908
Well seeing as the last time a pitcher hit him caused him brain damage, maybe another one to the noggin will cause his brain to wake up
>>68427993
>mlb thread
>Canada
