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Upcoming events:
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita) - [Live]
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Previous thread: >>68328209
News:
>Hoyce is still at it
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/11/11909300/mma-legend-royce-gracie-not-retiring-open-to-fights-with-sean-sherk
>Kamaru Usman replaces Ryan LaFlare to fight Alexander Yakovlev at UFC on Fox 20
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/kamaru-usman-in-for-injured-ryan-laflare-vs-alexander-yakovlev-at-ufc-on-fox-20
>Jacare on title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/11/11904048/jacare-souza-knows-he-should-be-in-line-next-for-title-shot
if anyone is watching Pancrase jump in teamspeak.
37.48.120.251
>>68356371
>implying alligators move both their jaws
4th for brendan peter schaub
>Find a flaw.
8th for my friend
>>68356395
Those slaps looked extremely painful.
having a fightfan gf suddenly seems way overrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zCLb5e2dCE
>>68356371
pancrase main card picks? why not. image is the main card. I'll collect picks until Ueda fight starts.
First for Joanna
>>68356465
Are you gay? She's qt.
>>68356469
I know none of these guys.
>The state of Japanese MMA
But atleast Orgs like Pancrase are still around.
lord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnVv9nfQk3w
>>68356471
God I want to nut on her stomach so bad
Found the /heem/er
http://youtu.be/W8rlDVF4WSk
>>68356421
That black guy's pointy ass titties
>>68356498
she's a dyke mate
>>68356537
>Goof
>American Hero Keith Hackney
>Anjos and Ceronne are Bums
topkek
>>68356438
Pure autist
>>68356498
>this is a qt in america
She's not fat, I guess it must be so rare in america that any non-fat girl is considered a qt.
>expecting to win a contest this low energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6A8tirejyM
>This meme shirt
>>68356397
>Rescue Dawn
I Like it
>>68356469
I would heem every one of these Japs one after the other inside 5 minutes
>>68356397
>>68356611
That was actually the wrong Address. I meant to post
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
IDK how to delete post but for heemspeak get into this teamspeak server
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>68356600
I really do like the volumes that speaks about Edgar and Penn.
>Holy shit that's fucked up
>Holy shit that's awesome.
anyone got a stream for pancrase? thats not fightpass?
Rich Piana here, you like watching people get fucked for free?!
Watch me fuck up Brendan Schaub for free on heemstreamtv.com. Live Wednesday August 31st 4pm pacific time. Heemstreamtv.com.
I'm gonna fuck him up! I'm gonna fuck him up! I'm gonna put these hands around his face and beat his ass!
You watch this life for free, heemstreamtv.com
>>68356728
it's on taima right now
>>68356728
>Being a cheap goof
>>68356728
That's fucking illegal.
HOLY SHIT DOUBLE HEEM
OH SHIT! NEARLY A DOUBLE KO. Webm that shit!
>>68356537
There's another one
https://youtu.be/bPIlSftSyxU
>>68356622
Sure you can McGregor
>>68356469
Remember the old days, when fights were fixed and there were also, coincidentally, lots of Japanese MMA stars?
Must put a dent in the national psyche, no?
What if Americans found out the NFL success had been a fraud all these years, and it was really asians who are the best football players, not whites and blacks?
>>68356816
Well apparently a common defect in Asians is that the by product of TRT that usually shows up in urine just doesnt for Asians. So you could see some juiced to the gills Japanese football players.
Though it probably shows up in the blood still
>>68356741
>>68356736
>>68356775
oh fug uncle dana is gunna get me
>>68356765
I vote for him. Single dad, that's a tough gig.
>>68356816
well samoan blood is pretty dominant in football
and chung
maybe asians are better for stubby positions
>Terminator walk in
So fucking goofy I love JMMA
>>68356371
lol terminator soundtrack
>>68356856
>>68356816
It's actually true, though. If you're Samoan you have a higher chance of getting into the NFL than any other race.
Is Jacare natty?
>>68356421
This looks like a poster for gay porn
>>68356936
is there a market for Gay Tough Guy Manlet porn?
>>68356929
take it easy lad
>>68356943
>he's never seen lords of the lockerroom
>>68356929
even native americian?
they are off the charts obesity, crime and heart disease usually
>>68356959
but they arent manlets
I need to take a shower but the pacing if these fights are too fast.
What do?
>>68356977
be naked while watching fight, man shower with the water whatever temp you set it to, no getting comfy and picking the warmest comfy water temp. dry yourself violently with hands then a rough towelling. towel skirt the next fight, get dressed between rounds
>>68357000
Wow I appreciate the planning and detail you put into that. Will do.
Well deserved trips.
>>68356929
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
>>68335610
>Cormier. If it wasnt for Jon, Cormier would be in the top 5 p4p list and be the most dominant LHW champ in mma history
he's in my top 5 p4p. His career is unreal, his accomplishments at both HW and LHW are nearly unparalleled
>>68356469
picks closed, I'm so good at this
Who else /watchingsagestretch/?
>>68357096
yeh dc is #3 for sure
HEEM WOBBLY!
>>68356371
lesnar juiced to the gills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALTc-Cqz650#t=4m37s
>>68357260
>> Lesnar USADA exemption LOL
>>68357000
>>68357012
>tfw watched a brutal heem then brutal slam and near tappy in the shower
Hella fucking comfy desu
Why don't more ppl do this?
>>68357131
she is watching the amount of /scoops/
If those 2 flyweights battled Mighty Mouse at the same time, what would the outcome be?
>>68356469
Literal who's but here m8
>hioki
>sunabe
>Chaney
>koga
>tamura
>sanoudakis
>>68357243
other two being Mighty Mouse and Jon Jones?
>>68357131
sickening
Can You Predict? Sage in 2 years
>>68356469
>Yoshinaga
>Kasugai
>Chaney
>Hatta
>Hioki
>>68357347
Twisted fucking psychopath
>>68357347
meme fighter who's cut and goes to bellator after never improving due to his McDojo dad
>>68356765
give it to this bloke
>>68357356
>picking different picks than me
Lmao @ your life bud
Tamura is btfo (you) rn
>>68357341
yer, and cruz 5
>>68357402
I am very sorry. Do not hurt me, friend.
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
is pancrase scored with the 10 point system
>>68357417
>A step by step guide for how to fuck white men and cuckold your black husband, written by black women for black women.
That was definitely written by a white guy with an inferiority complex.
>>68356449
He's a big guy
>>68356465
beautiful autism
>>68357444
Just like how cuckposters are blacks and sjws, and cuck porn producers are jewish. What's your point, ahmed?
>Conor is the favourite for the rematch
can somebody explain this meme
>>68357518
Why complain? Free money.
>>68357518
He literally isnt
>>68356465
Hang on just getting ready to watch this, should I have my dick out or keep it holstered? Thanks.
>>68357518
No one can take that left hand
>YUSHIN OKAMI BEAT HIM IN PRACTICE, AND HE DUCKED HIM
>>68357578
Was I wrong yeh!?
>>68357347
He'll be babied by the UFC, and built up as a rising star. He'll destroy debuting WHOs until he gets two decision wins against top 10 guys.
At this point he will be at the peak of his career.
He's then thrown to he wolves and his will is demolished against the then LW champ Khabib. He loses by second round submission.
He then proceeds to lose by TKO against Alvarez, Dos Anjos, Diaz, and Barboza.
After losing a series of fights he gets put up against a new prospect with a strong MT background. He loses the fight by leg kick kick TKO.
Battered and shamed, he goes home to cry himself to sleep. He gets the call from the UFC brass, he's cut from the promotion.
He moves on to fight in Bellator and ultimately retires 3 years after that, after never fully revitalizing his career.
>>68357518
I'm gonna laugh when people bet on Conor the first fight, and lose, then bet and Nate the second fight, and still lose.
>>68357599
>Toiming beats powah, pressisien beats speed, n dats wot yer gunna see dis sonday at somerslam
>>68356371
lesnar is without a doubt on roids, how the fuck is he allowed to compete?
>>68357665
>What is Bribery for $400, Alex
>>68357665
Exempted :^)
>>68357665
I don't fucking know either dude, MMA is gay sometimes
>>68357665
>you can only fight in the UFC if you're natty
Lol gsp wasn't tested one time his entire career
>>68357665
Never failed a test
>>68357665
he is tested now, he wasn't tested from march-may because he hadn't decided to fight yet
Flyweights now. Ready to see some knockout power?
because of the way Japanese crowds are I cant decide if the arena is just empty or they are really quiet.
>>68357712
Kasugai looks roided to all hell
Ugly as hell too
Hope he gets heem'd
>>68357709
no he got four whole months:
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/mark-hunt-unhappy-with-usada-exemption-for-juiced-to-the-gills-brock-lesnar
I think I could take both these gooks
>>68357694
got any proof other than nick diaz's high ramblings?
>>68357605
I want to bet but I have like $100 in my bank account. Should I double it senpai?
heem sleepy
HEEM SLEEPY
LITERALLY
>>68357769
Let it ride, don't be scared homie
>>68357730
>> anon is mad that an asian guy with small dick could KO anon and fuck his girl
>>68356371
>using a webm i made
today is a good day, /heem/
Heem FC Co main
Rich Piana vs Joe Son
Both fighters are "exempt" from drugs testing
Steroids vs PCP
Supranatural vs Supernatural
Tickets available "soon"
>>68356371
lesnar needs to fight overeem
roidmonkey vs roidmonkey, see which chimp wins
>>68357746
Got any proof he was?
The only testing he ever did were on his own with VADA before the Hendricks fight when he tried to say johny was doping. Where he paid vada for the tests and they were "random".
Prove me wrong, I'll wait.
>ywn see Megan and Miesha exchange fluids
>>68357799
Guess Schaub pussied out. Whatever, Rich has this in the bag.
Also
>Those two sets of dubs
GOAT CO MAIN CONFIRMED
>this Canadian Weeb
>>68357802
they already did fight m8 overheem tko'd bork
Eminem curse lads
Also isn't joe son still in prison?
Should match him up with war machine desu
His voice spaghetti
knees week, arms spaghetti,
he's nervous, but he keeps on spaghettin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU
ITGEEMA
>>68357868
They do both have a history of violence against women.
>>68357864
Via Russian hooks aka the shovel hook?
>>68357868
I'm thinking of doing Mayhem Miller vs. War Machine for HEEM 1
>>68357885
War machine is in prison bro
Threadly heeminder
>>68357880
I think you mean jackdaw
>>68357880
I don't know why but I love this meme
/heem/ 1
Rich Piana vs Brendan Schaub
Mayhem Miller vs War Machine
Joe Rogan vs Wesley Snipes
anything else to add?
>>68357828
Tate only licks pink pussy
>>68357895
He's getting temporary parole for the fight. Then back in the can he goes.
>>68357880
via legkick to borks diverticulitis-riddled stomach
Can't wait to see this man compete.
>>68357917
>not letting him fight for his freedom
Loser stays in prison for life desu
>>68357904
>Boxing Swede vs. Tyler "Bellator Midget" Freeland
>USA Grapplebro vs. Spain - GI ONLY RULES
>Slavic Who vs. Another Slavic Who
>0-2 Pro Boxer on /heem/ vs. Joe Schilling
>Koksal Baba vs. Artem Lobov
>>68357928
It was a liver kick you fucking goof casual
>>68357665
yeah man this is a clean sport
>>68357096
split decision with Gus, losing to Jones, wins against over the hills and literal whos
DC is good, but his career is not unreal.
>>68357970
his wins at HW are all really legit, Rumble and Gus are great wins, too. Ofc then there's Pat Cummins and Hendo, but apart from that he's great.
Canadian dude is tough surprised he didnt go down
I would Russian switch kick every here
>>68358002
>>his wins at HW are all really legit
>Jeff "You like watching people get fucked for free" Monson
>KOd Shitfoot
>Decisioned a past his prime Barnett
>Dion "Who???" Starring
>Clinch fucked Mir in a snoozer of a fight
>The Roy Nelson Fight
Am I missing anything else?
This thread really lacks Schaub posting and has way too many Piana posting for my comfort.
>>68358037
i think its called a russian kick or shovel kick
>>68358002
gus was split, thats not a great win my man.
hendo lost six out of his last 9 and DC was in the middle. pat is 8 and 4
not trying to discredit him but there are plenty of fighters with better records
>>68358002
>HW
>Legit
>>68358038
Palelel
>>68358044
too much*
Reminder for the autistic op that efn 50 starts at 11am EST on Friday so it should be before bellator on the list if upcoming events.
>>68358044
What a fucking fucking waste of dubs. Go home kid
spicy Jap BTFOin tristar
>>68358075
>autism recognizes autism
>>68358044
piana posting is here to stay rusev
>>68358075
remove lel, replace with EFN
EFN is superior anyway. ONE, EFN, UFC got all the spice i could ask for
Was this a Spicy Banger worthy of the list? or just mildly spicy?
>>68358108
Fuck off bro bellator is based af, always brings the memes.
And GALVAO vs dantas is a great fight.
>>68358108
This. Lellator isn't even good for memes anymore.
>>68358114
Not even remotely spicy.
>>68358114
ending of round 3 was hendrickslawler-esque
round 1 had some rollers
mildly spicy, yes
This is the best way to start your day off
>tfw you cry because you can't get the heem
>>68358144
mah nigga
>>68358140
>>68358141
fair enough. I wont add it to my suggestion list
>Fighters literally skipped fight night
Holy shit what?!
lmao what the hell is this shit
>yfw you're a goon and don't need to show up at fights
What choke is this?
whats next for my girl borg?
could she win at the low end of men's featherweight?
>>68358185
2 american fighters missed weight and just did not show up to fight. Holy fuck.
>>68358211
the synthol strangle
>>68358212
I pray to God her and Holly Holm fight this year.
>>68358209
get's a sub or get's knocked out
dumbass must have figured shit out
>>68357928
>>lost because he got a "Kissing" illness
>> can't win against a gatekeeper after 10 years of roiding
when will the meme end, /heem/?
>>68358212
forgot muh webm
>>68358213
at first I thought he was talking about the two guys in the octagon and that he was publicly shaming them for having missed weight
Takaya is fighting bros
today is a good day
>>68358211
Bulldog choke methinks.
Here with all my bros watching some MMA under the covers.
who /comfy/ here
>>68358212
she will flip flop till the ufc adds her division.
business wise they should make 125 and 145 simply because they are already paying for talent at those weightclasses, ufc and invicta, the the highest level of talent costs more then what would keep invicta profitable
>>68358232
There's a lot of guys her size she could beat. I mean, a lot. If you took the roster of the UFC's featherweights, 145 pounds, and you paired them up against Cris Cyborg, she might be able to beat 50 percent of them. That's not a joke.
>>68358144
>>68358162
>skipping abs day
>>68358255
>this post
Joe Rogan pls go
>>68358255
nope, not 50% mytbe one of the tuf latin america losers. (always a loser or 2 who gets more ufc fights, spohn etc)
>>68358265
On the one hand, that guy is nuts. On the other, she has better hands than the average male UFC fighter.
>>68358257
>Not realizing that waist vacuums actually improve on abs
Go away alistair
Just looked it up and there's actually a WSOF event this Friday too.
WSOF 31
Main Card
NBCSN, 9 p.m. ET
Blagoy Ivanov
13 - 1 - 0
Vs
Josh Copeland
12 - 3 - 0
for heavyweight title
Jason High
19 - 5 - 0
VS
Mike Ricci
11 - 4 - 0
Michael Arrant
14 - 8 - 0
VS
John Howard
23 - 12 - 0
Sheymon Moraes
8 - 1 - 0
VS
Luis Palomino
24 - 12 - 0
Phil Hawes
3 - 0 - 0
VS
Joshua Key
6 - 11 - 0
Would Joe Rogan beat Cody McKenzie in a 3 round MMA fight?
>>68358129
Galvao gonna get that work
>>68358211
Russian choke aka the shovel choke I think
>>68358292
No.
>durian
>vega gains
>Piana
It's embarrassing that you retards keep trying to recycle /fit/ memes as if they were somehow part of /heem/
>tfw they should stand these 2 up
>>68358290
so 2 good fights on it
>>68358318
argie faggot isn't even trying anything
>>68358290
Reminder that John Howard is literally autistic
>>68358290
>Joshua Key
>6 - 11 - 0
>>68358310
>>68358313
>Le memeatine man
I like Cody he seems like a good guy but hes shit.
>>68358313
Is Cody McKenzie going to have a career comeback like Tamdan McCrory?
>>68358325
here we go again
>>68358314
Piana is /heem/
Best boxers in the UFC. Go
.>>68358350
Rogan is an old manlet with zero fight experience.
>>68358373
masvidal
>>68358373
Jessica "Evil" Eye
>>68358373
JDS, Holloway, Nate, Barboza, Gus
>>68358321
Ivanov is fun to watch
Ricci vs high should be good if ricci doesn't pull out again
Doomsday fighting post autism diagnosis
Palomino always brings spicy heems
Phil hawes is supposed to be a hot prospect
Should be an alright card to flip back m forth to while watching bellator
Between the 2 of them were guaranteed some spice for Friday night, not to mention fedor fighting earlier on Friday.
>>68358373
Hes stronger then cody. Is a better Jiu Jitsu practitioner then Cody and Cody is a woeful striker.
>>68358407
what BJJ tournaments has Rogan competed in
>>68358395
>barboza
>good boxing
U wot m8
>>68358407
>Is a better Jiu Jitsu practitioner
rolling with edgy brah don't mean shit
>>68358422
barboza's hands against pettis were goddamn beautiful
>>68358416
>>68358430
All cody has is his Memeatine and Joe is a 2 time Black Belt under 2 different highly respected masters
>>68358407
Wait, is he allowed to use PEDs?
I'm sure Ian Entwistle was better at jitz than the greaser who heem'd him. You really think Joe has striking? He's a tae kwan doe fag. Name the 3 best tae kwan doe fags in MMA.
>>68358422
Barboza is obviously a muay thai guy, but his hands are great.
>>68358442
great job at avoiding the question
>>68358431
Pettis also got teed off on by rda, beating him isn't a prerequisite for good boxing.
To me barboza is known for his kicking game not his hands.
>>68358446
Anderson Silva. The Pettis Brothers
Entwhistle probably does have decent jitz. Shame we didnt find out because of Muh Leglocks that his opponent saw a mile away.
>>68358442
>Joe is a 2 time Black Belt under 2 different highly respected masters
Tae Kwon Do doesn't work in mma. Just ask Anthony Pettis
>>68358461
RDA has good boxing
Barboza used to have mediocre hands but his boxing and footwork have improved exponentially
>>68358461
You need to watch more of his fights if you think that. His hands are his bread and butter. He sprinkles in wheel kicks, switch kicks, spinning back kicks, and traditional leg kicks liberally though. He uses his kicks to set up his hands and his hands to set up his kicks beautifully.
>>68358472
>Tae Kwon Do
He has 2 BJJ Blackbelts you goof
this pancrase dude is HUGE
>>68358503
youre the goof.
goof
>>68358526
every time this giant Scottish dude translating tiny japanese fighters always makes me smile.
>>68358373
Frankie, nick & Nate, Anderson, jds, stipe, glover, bisping
>>68358500
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>68358498
Any particular fights I should watch to check out his boxing?
>>68358561
Pettis fight
>>68358472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgei6Hk04Q8
if they let real practitioners compete your fairy tale "mma" dream would end in a second
How many fights left on pancrase?
>>68358582
this and the main event I think
>>68358561
Any of his recent wins really.
>>68358576
Based Seagal
Didn't barboza get outboxed by cerrone?
>>68357802
Overeem is prob. the most talented HW right now, Brock would get even more fucked up than last time
>>68358599
he got hit with a jab and he's super chinny so he went down, but before that, no, he was beating Cerrone's ass.
>>68358582
Looks like quite a lot, this is fight 13 on this list http://www.sherdog.com/events/Pancrase-278-48377 although I cannot imagine a king is so far down the card!
>>68358582
But they just said co main event!
>>68358044
I agree, Piana is a /fit/ meme honestly
>>68358602
that is literally nothing compared to real martial artists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gev01hT6rpc
>>68358602
>Constant shots to the gut
Why do people believe the meme that Overeem is a good fighter, he only wins after attacking sick organs or failing a drug test. Hunt is the better fighter all round.
>>68358639
If he was better then why did he get tapped in less than a minute
I love Hunt, but Overeem is the most well-rounded Heavyweight in MMA
>>68358639
>Hunt is the better fighter all round.
That's why Miocic pushed his shit in for five rounds, huh?
any experts know what this hold is called?
These cheeky goofs
>>68358599
Barboza is another fighter with a TKD background
>>68358610
>super chinny
No its just Barboza literally ran onto Donalds fist.
>>68358668
>watching a shitty 144p illegal stream
>>68358698
No, his head was stationary. Barboza is chinny, and he's found a workaround by being very defensively conscious and constantly on the move. I love the way he's developed, same with Overeem.
Crafty ground and pound from the red haired guy
>>68358698
>>68358734
Found the webm of barboza outboxing cerrone
http://webm.land/media/tmp/a1671ee7-a85d-4710-bf6a-126a2f06d630.webm
whats the simplest way to escape side mount in no gi grappling? pls halp BJJ nerds
>>68358807
nice one now watch the whole fight and see how wrong you are
Sunabe to UFC when?
>>68358812
>Side mount
I am assuming you mean Side control?
You mean to escape back to guard or stand up?
>>68358838
guard preferably
>>68358832
Do you not know what outboxed means?
When you get cracked and put away with a jab, sorry bud, you lost.
>>68358853
obviously, Edson got hit clean and put down, doesn't mean he wasn't putting a clinic on Cerrone until that point. I don't know why you're making such a big deal over this.
>“I bet you I’ve taken over 60 steroid tests. In college I had 15 random drug tests in two years. I’ve taken drug tests for the NFL, the WWE, the UFC. I must be pretty good at masking steroids. God gave me this body: Are you jealous of it or what? Give me a break. I got the genetics of — not to get into racism or anything — but I’m built like a black man…It’s all genetics. I wouldn’t say we’re all created equal. That’s just to make the other guys feel good who don’t have what you’ve got.”
>>68358853
I don't know how to proceed. You're either trolling or retarded.
>>68358892
>I've taken drug tests for the WWE
>>68358892
He has a myosatin defficiency
>>68358892
>I bet you I’ve taken over 60 steroid tests. In college I had 15 random drug tests in two years. I’ve taken drug tests for the NFL, the WWE, the UFC. I must be pretty good at masking steroids.
>I must be pretty good at masking steroids.
self incrimination 101
>>68358892
where does he say this
>tfw you remember when Hioki was the #2 FW in MMA
>>68358923
or he takes myostatin inhibitors, which would make his steroid claim true
>>68358849
First way I was taught is imagine if they are on your right side. Use your right wrist to brace against their hip to keep them from getting deeper into side control. Use yoiur left arm to brace against their chin/neck. Use our legs to buck back and diagonally in their direction while pushing with your arms. Hip escape back which should give you the space to slide your legs back to guard.
I am no coach so I may be missing a few details so dont quote me.
>>68358888
So he was winning until he lost?
His boxing just isn't that good. Watch the Michael Johnson fight.
>>68358988
Yeah more or less. Barboza is better than Cerrone and would probably stomp him in a rematch now he's improved so much defensively. Johnson is also a good boxer and pressured the shit out of him, so that means little.
>>68358981
thanks, been watching lots of youtube videos on it, its a position I get put in all the time since I'm smaller than most at my gym and we spar starting on our knees.
>>68358888
that's like saying conor was outboxing nate until he got caught
>>68359040
also true
do you guys watch MMA?
McGregor isn't a better boxer, he just poured on all his pressure thinking Nate would go away, when Nate got his rhythm and landed clean the writing was on the wall.
>>68359004
Johnson is a better boxer, pretty good boxing desu
Just shows how good nate's boxing is.
>>68359040
I think you're confusing "boxing" with boxing. Even if Conor wins, Nate is still the better boxer.
>>68359081
Johnson was doing work on Nate with the low kicks and right hands until Nate got his jab going and started to get his timing down
>>68358925
if I remember correctly it was in an interview back in 2009 where he had a GOAT beard.
he also called jon jones a nigger i think
>>68359107
The best Nate has ever looked, by far.
Tell me about Robin Black. Why does he wear the earrings?
>>68359123
Tell me about this meme. Why are you forcing it?
>>68359035
Hope that description makes sense to you. Like I said though talk to your coach about it
>>68359122
counterpuncher Nate is much better than doing-his-best-Nick-impression Nate, as much as I love the Cerrone fight.
>>68358807
>Getting dropped by a jab.
>special dinner
ery time
gud show
>>68358373
1st round McGregor.
>Okami and Brookins
2 of my boys. I hope they dont get brutally heemed.
>>68359331
Enjoyed it myself
>>68359360
>1st round McGregor
Is McGregor this generations Tank Abbot?
Does anyone here make webms of live events?
Wondering what program you guys use to capture the live video and make the webms?
>>68359331
>>68359374
Its pretty comfy having it around tea time.
>wake up
>check MMA news
>Bork is fighting again
>Bisping is a champ
what a meme sport
Does Pancrase have womens fights? I miss qt Asian fightfus like Megumi Fuji
>>68359430
yes
>>68359414
early morning JMMA is something I've sorely missed for too long
Rizin was so good
>>68359462
Whens the next event? I think I missed some of it.
>>68359478
Some time in August I think, new tournament is what I heard. Wand will probably be in it.
>tfw have to commute to Orlando
might get permaheemed, but i've seen the natty goat win da belt so it's okay
>>68359492
oh shit didnt he have like a meme BJJ match? Or was it just Pro Wrestling?
>>68359509
Wand and Tamura grappled Sakuraba and Tokoro and it was pretty boring outside of Tokoro doing Tokoro shit
>>68359141
what's with the hostility? relax
>>68359501
isn't florida all old 60+ year olds
whats goin on
>>68359520
so it was an actual match? That sounds like a clusterfuck
>>68358373
All those answers and no Holly Holm. Did I get the question wrong?
>>68359574
tag team grappling yeah
>>68357872
how do u know thi song
>>68359645
some brit posted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYDbK6km2eI on here a while back
kinda catchy
listened to that other song after
are there any (good) fighters with a distinct muay thai style
>>68358373
Joanna, Holly, JDS, Nate, Frankie... and Cruz, as in his footwork probably will translate well to boxing.
>>68359429
All sports are meme sports tbqhwyf
>>68359779
Aldo
>>68359785
JDS's boxing would be SO much better is he had better ring IQ.
>>68359818
>his boxing would be better if his boxing was better
what did he mean by this?
>>68359836
senpai, ignore Aussie, he's being a complete tard tonight.
>My great grandson is coming for that dick, Jon
>>68359988
bruhh, look at this doode
>>68359988
PROOF that Cormier has pachycephalosaurus ancestry. i called that shit years ago but no one believed me.
>>68359973
>there is only one australian
>>68359836
>le simplify what people say meme
>>68360118
Hi Steve, I'm Bjorn, the only Norwegian.
>>68360266
Curran is fucking hideous now
>>68360044
>if headbutts were allowed DC would be champ in all divisions
true GOAT getting robbed
>>68360315
Did she lose a fight recently? I remember her being a qt
>>68360431
she won her last ''''fight''''
what's new in the world of mma?
>>68360448
The sparring matches must have caught up with her.
>>68360044
bruh this is america nobody knows what that means
>>68360315
>now
>>68360624
>@lukerockhold
"Rockhold is weak, he has weak genetics that can't defend the belt from a 37 year old Brit. His weak genetics will also make him die early, as demonstrated by his useless father.
Truly I am euphoric in this moment."
What did Michael mean by this?
>>68360670
do you follow kickboxing? how come henri hooft used to go by harry?
Made a shitty gif/webm of the double heem from pancrase
http://webm.land/media/tmp/dc3f25ee-0017-4eae-8940-57018fde223f.webm
http://media.giphy.com/media/l41YxgMx307cdb8Sk/giphy.gif
>>68361011
they called him crazy harry here because thats what we call lunatics here
Not that he is one but he was one allegedly in the gym
Jacare scares the shit out of me
>>68361154
Get a dog, bro
>>68361154
beta
>Ahhh!!! Help! Dad where are you?!
we need ufc events every weekend
and by every weekend i mean friday and saturday
like friday night heem and saturyda night spice or somethin like dat uknow
>>68361489
good thinking Diego
>>68356371
lesnar is natty confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IS1J2VgeYQ
>>68361628
natty or not i hope he destroys mark
>>68361472
>Remember an interview where Luke said how hard his dad (a former pro athelte) was pushing him and his brother into achievements
>tfw Luke's loss broke his dad's heart so badly, he died
Luke is coming back with a vengeance, lads
>>68361660
tb h i want him to destroy hunt tol, nor because I dont like hunt, i love him but bork needs to come back
ah another beautiful day in the sunshine state
have you guys trained yet?
Daily reminder that Dominick Cruz is one of us
Manlet who fights in the manlet class
Weak bones and always getting injured
Has no friends
Has no gf
Has a knife collection or something
Does weird shit like stealing flowers
Doesn't seem comfortable in social situations
Says he can heem everyone but really cant
Got his death simulated by another manlet and never managed to heem him even after 2 wins
Constantly jealous of Uriah "Chad" Faber for being a millionaire, owning a good gym, having friends and being popular, banging PVZ fresh on a daily basis, being more white etc
Forever asspained for some reason
We need to get him into /heem/ fc
>>68362502
what's hong kong like? are you a native or some meme english teacher?
why is everyone dying this month
Do you stand with /CHAD/?
>>68362597
it's muslim holy month.
>>68358664
shitty cut and bad matchup. stipe is no joke probably one of the better hwyweights
>>68362843
Stipe is the world champion. Hunt is just a glorified can crusher
Debate me
everyone be careful
>>68363006
nah, he's had success against both jds and werdum, but getting caught in crazy ways. he's doing good for a 40+
he's at least top 5
>>68362843
he's gonna have another shitty cut for brock. hunt could be champ if he didn't balloon up after every fight like a fucking retard.
>>68362656
What's his excuse?
Reminder
JUSThold
>>68363130
yah he needs to fight every two months so he can't eat any fucking kfc etc
imagine old hunto ripped
how does she beat rose?
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68363699
conor mcgregor
>>68363699
your new stepdad
>>68363699
big george
>in the future there'll be two european ufc events every month
someone heem me and wake me up when this is true
>>68363854
>that webm
damn i just realized i actually hate black people. it's not even a meme anymore.
>>68363911
what the fuck is wrong with you, you weirdo
>>68363854
there is a pretty full card right now, in Marseille
errybody heeming errybody
>>68363327
keep it standing and outbox her
>>68363911
It's a webm jackass
>>68361726
>>tfw Luke's loss broke his dad's heart so badly, he died
I wasn't prepared for these feels.
>>68363037
>Take my b8 pls.
>mfw conor heems nate at ufc 202
>>68364270
At 202 the meme ends
>>68364426
69 days until the Diaz meme ends.
>>68357600
>khabib
>champ
That nigga is made of glass: i'll be surprised if he makes it to a second consecutive fight
reminder
>>68366028
reminder of what?
>jon. i'm back.
>>68366028
Nate ate around 10 more headkicks flush to the fucking dome before that tho
>>68366671
>>68366720
Some say Hector is still there now
Perma heem'd forever
>300 men wearing black T-shirts carried bum bags containing equipment for assaults - including gum shields, fighting equipment and mixed martial arts gloves
Source: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/euro-2016-russia-vs-england-violence-marseille-hooligans-clash-hospital-a7077906.html
>>68366720
is lombard the ultimate turbomanlet?
>>68366820
vlads were just training for their next TFC fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7gEZ1Ux-ns&feature=youtu.be&t=68
>>68363854
>you thought niggers being subhuman was a meme
>>68366820
HEY I'M DANA WHITE AND THIS IS LOOKIN FOR A FIGHT
Will the Wyatt Family interfere at UFC 202?
>We gotta take a picture of you and that belt, we gotta do a selfie
>>68367947
Will your family suck my dick at UFC 202?
>>68366671
Dirty shit
>>68362656
Whatever it takes.
>>68363699
Harambe
>>68368061
Typical shitskin being aggressive for no reason
>>68356371
>losing to Rockhold
>He actually thought he had a chance
AAAAAANND NEEW
>>68368435
This is porno for your mind, family entertainment!
>>68368635
>There are people who say Mighty Mouse does not finish fights.
>Luke Rockhold is good
>>68368694
>being this brown
>>68368435
I find this post very offensive, please delete this
>>68368702
Imagine if Gonzalez was a blue belt in meme jitsu. Him vs Mighty Mouse would be spicy as fuck
Brock Lesnar will probably pocket a few millions for UFC200.
>>68368999
no he will do it for free like our janny boy
>>68368635
Such a beautiful finishing sequence
>>68369059
I hope he gets heemed by someone. He wants to surpass Silva's streak and refuses to rematch Cruz until then. He'll be 35 by the time that happens and no one will care about a rematch
>>68368635
>mfw him and Benavidez will be finding MM's next victim on TUF
>>68368061
>gotta get that dick sucked
>>68368735
>USADA kicks in
>drops Anderkek Silva
>heems Luke Cuckhold
>The Chris has lost 27 lbs of muscle suddenly
>can make weight easily
>goes on to get his ass beaten by Rockhold due to lack of roids
>it wasn't a heem which you can come back from like Bisping vs Hendo, GSP vs Serra
>it was a prolonged beating that ruins careers like Franklin vs Loiseau, Pettis vs RDA
>Yoel pops and isn't going to use anymore our of fear of getting caught again
>Jacare post USADA
>Lyoto roid free old and gonna get out pointed by BisGod if he comes back
Gonna be champ for a while.
>>68368838
I'm more white than you.
>>68369216
The Chris is a tough dude. He'll be back.
>>68369172
I don't really care about that rematch either to be honest, Cruz would outwrestle MM again. The size difference is too much...
>>68368638
>You know realize that Papa 3000 switched lifespans with Kimbo.
>>68369216
>Yoel pops and isn't going to use anymore our of fear of getting caught again
WEE OH WEE OH IT WAS A TAINTED SUPPLEMENT DELETE YOUR POST SLANDER LIBEL SLANDER LIBAL
Who does Dennis Siver fight next?
>>68369272
at welterweight!
>>68369418
If Dennis Siver was a butcher he'd be Dennis Cleaver.
>>68369480
If Dennis Siver made baskets he'd be Dennis Weaver
>>68369480
If Dennis Siver loses his next fight he'll be Dennis Leaver.
>>68369561
If Dennis Siver constructed small dams from bundles of wood he had carved with his teeth, he'd be Dennis Beaver
ITT future USADA victims
>>68369864
hes black bro he dindu take nuffin
>>68369864
ITT future Lawler victims
>>68369864
Have any women been USADA'd yet? I was thinking there are a few potential targets... webm completely unrelated of course ;)
Remember Albu? And those videographs of her doing muscle ups with a kettlebell hanging from her waist. Great wank material. Where's she at?
>>68370050
holy shit I want arms like that
dem veins
>>68370050
why would they bust the two divisions that are literally the least exciting in all of mma?
>>68369272
not with his body literally crumbling from lack of roids
>>68357518
I have a gut feeling Conor wins. This sport has became so unpredictable lately that I just see a flash KO. Nate should rightfully be the favorite though.
>>68370050
>a few potential targets
theres not a single female UFC fighter without obvious signs of steroid abuse
>>68370304
My gut's all twisted up, I can for sure see it going both ways. I think it's gonna be a great fight though. Could be one for the ages.
>>68370304
Diaz is such a horrible matchup for Mcgoob
>iron chin
>taller
>unlimited gas
>meme jitsu
>great boxer
I honestly don't see Mcgregor winning 1 in 100 fights with Diaz
>all this povertyball all over /sp/
Hold me, /heem/
>>68370469
The hooligan warz live threads have been a great time
>tfw you remember rory faggot got perma'd for ban evasion and can never trip again
the universe has a weird way of balancing itself out lads
>>68356421
How many have held belts?
>>68361628
TFATK is awful.
So are you morons going to miss free money a second time?
>>68370517
I actually dont remember that because I didnt know it happened because I dont give a fuck about namefag drama on a mongolian coloring book forum.
>>68370304
Im on the same page, but really, Nate should be a massive massive favorite in this rematch
hes already a nightmare matchup for conor and he should have an even bigger size advantage, a full camp, etc, plus conor seems to be too proud to just cheese him
>>68370517
I actually liked him, he posted good webms.
>>68370581
Calm down Rory fan
>>68370517
Tfw the only mod on /sp/ polices /heem/ threads
>>68370598
Conor needs to move back down to 145. He's one of the largest in the division but let's be real, there are some guys at 155 that dwarf him.
For legacy's sake, he could likely be the king at 145 and take a few super fights.
>>68370836
I got a post deleted yesterday talking shit on DC. The mod is a confirmed DCfag.
>>68370907
what was the post about?
>>68370875
>he could likely be the king at 145
Sure as long as he never fights Frankie.
>>68370955
It was about DC, stupid. Can't you read?
>>68370907
>The mod is a confirmed DCfag.
>implying the mod isn't DC himself
I bet he's getting emotional as we speak
last chance to join the team you pack of cunts
>>68370959
>Frankie
>>68370907
Were you the one that called him a house nigger?
That triggers the mod apparently
>>68370997
I meant what you did you say about DC, fag
I've got a little bit to do some BTFOing. Any requests?
>>68370875
idk, at 155 Im pretty sure hes the same size as nate and probably everyone else in the division as well
at 170 tho its not even close, nate is walking around at almost 200 pounds atm, hes going to be so much bigger than goobie this time its almost criminal
>>68371075
They also don't like when you post Miesha's bare ass.
>>68371075
Yes I was.
>>68371089
I said he's a bum who missed weight at the olympics and he's a shit father that couldnt afford a headstone for his dead daughter. I also pointed how he only won fights at HW in the UFC by wall and stalling.
>>68371093
What did he mean by this?
Photoshop khabib outside that gay nightclub in Florida
>mfw conor is fighting nate again, at 170, instead of defending his belt
>>68371239
How does Caraway handle it?
What would you do if your gf "marketed" herself like that?
>>68371112
A lot of those guys, Nate included, have much bigger frames. Aldo and McGregor looked to be the same size. As for Edgar, he has the tools to beat Conor but I can see him getting clipped at 145.
Anyone else think Fedor gets the winner of Brock/Hunto?
>>68371262
>mfw going 1-1 with 19-10 Nate Diaz lands him a title shot at 155
>>68371201
lol that was the mod??
I thought you just deleted it out of embarrassement, wtf
why would the mod delete something like that
>>68371323
because he is the mod
>>68371311
Edgar has never been knocked out and Conor can't win without a KO.
>>68371293
probably handled it by creampieing her just moments before the pic was taken
>>68371249
I'm assuming PB is Punisher Bass? That guy is an obnoxious fat pussy.
>>68371293
If I was him I'd fuck her whenever a dilemma like that came up
how many champions does your nation have boys? none??? oh... i'm sorry.
>>68371201
>he's a shit father that couldnt afford a headstone for his dead daughter
you should feel ashamed
>>68371415
NEW
>>68371249
>don't do it again
Always funny when an internet mod gives a direct order like it has to be obeyed.
>>68371434
>thompson
>>68370550
i didnt the first.
love this free money. thanks stockton
>>68371386
yeah, I told him he was a faggot and he b& me after that
would heem him if I ever met him
>>68371323
>I thought you just deleted it out of embarrassement, wtf
lol m8 I would NEVER delete a post out of embarressement. I'm a veteran /heem/ster. I back my banter 100%
>>68371412
stipe, lawler, meisha, mighty mouse, cruz, am I forgetting any there's so many it's hard to rememeber
>>68371377
No better time than that fight then. I think the biggest narrative in MMA now is anything can happen. He would have more than a punchers chance too as his power translates better.
I still think Edgar would pull it off but it would be by wrestling him.
>>68370517
i'm the original rory trip and i'm not banned
the other guy used an unsecure trip and posted a lot of webms though
more rory fans please
>>68371530
Conor can be outstruck at 145. Especially now when there's blood and the water.
>>68371311
well, all that really matters is the fighters weight on fight night and I really dont see conor being more than a couple pounds lighter than anyone in the division on fight night
>>68371596
Conor is never fighting at 145 again because he'd have to weigh 156lbs for an entire week leading up to the fight
>>68371377
he would have a tko loss to GRAY MAYNARD if the fight happened with todays refs
frankie would go down in the first round. stalked down and clocked across the jaw
>>68371673
We're talking about if he does. I have no doubt that it's physically possible. The narrative that he can't is silly, especially with the new weigh in procedures.
>>68371400
I think Shaw could easily kill Werdum.
