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Previous thread: >>68305789
News:
>Chad Mendes pissed hot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11907278/chad-mendes-flagged-for-potential-usada-violation
>Eye-Correia targeted for UFC 203
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/report-cleveland-based-jessica-eye-targeted-for-fight-with-bethe-correia-at-ufc-203
>Kamaru Usman replaces Ryan LaFlare to fight Alexander Yakovlev at UFC on Fox 20
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/kamaru-usman-in-for-injured-ryan-laflare-vs-alexander-yakovlev-at-ufc-on-fox-20
Schaub
Russia literally parking the bus lads.
Let's spice it up, lads
You have ten seconds to convince me to keep posting here. I'm getting pretty fed up with you retards.
BRENDAN
BIG BROWN
SCHAUB
6th for baby brown
What's Jon Jones' best fight?
>>68328516
He defeated cocaine addiction in one day.
>>68328516
Gus for most entertaining
Shogun for most impressive >>68328499
>>68328466
>>68328444
Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub
Bryan "The Kid" Callen
>>68328516
cormier
The repeating to non-repeating ratio in the thread is bonkers
>>68328209
>8209
STOCKTON
>>68328516
his comeback against gus was sick
who /samurai/ here
>>68328911
haha ye the eyepoke was sick xDD
Shale theorizes that Jacare will FOR SURE be the next fight for Bisping because of UFC-Globo connections
>>68328982
>le crying like a literal baby man
Could you beat up Bryan Callen, /heem/?
Bear in mind he's a boxer and tae kwon do black belt, 5'10 and a lean, cut 170 pounds
>>68329099
>>68329150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-YXyqIGIiw
>Chad Mendes
>does anything it takes to be a world class fighter
>/heem/ keks at him
Do anything and everything it takes to be the best at what you do. No matter what,except for sucking dick or taking it in the ass.None of that faggot shit. Chad is successful. Has a lovely wife,nice home and great friends. A big bank account is great too. He did whatever it took to get those things. That is what separates the winners from the losers. Dana White drives a Ferrari. A Testarossa in fact. I don't care about what he did to get it. Bribes,faking medicals,lying,cheating,stealing it doesn't matter. He has a Ferrari and I don't. I want one and if you do too you will do what you need to. Bigger by the day,doing what it takes, all day everyday. Peace
>>68329175
don't forget, he once sparred someone and never got hit.
>>68329478
>buying italian trash
Rich Piana vs Bobby Lashley will break all records on TV
>>68329175
easily
>>68328641
Why are there so many unfunny comedians that think they are MMA/fighting experts? This guy and Jim Norton make me want to break stuff with their pontificating profound bullshit
>>68329615
i think Rich Piana vs Lesnar would do like 5m PPVs
>lose belt
>lose father
Holy fuck Luke will be arrested for murdering whoever he fights next. F
>>68329698
I would kill to see those silverbacks go at it.
When will gustaffson be taken off the rankings? That nigga ain't ever coming back
LUKE ROCKHOLDS FATHER DIED LAST NIGHT. LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGhOvAeisE2/
>>68329625
jim is a comedy god compared to callen
>>68330104
Luke's younger than I am. What did his dad die from?
>>68330104
BISKING STAY WINNING
HEEM KEKHOLD SO HARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbIyXoNMB1E
>>68330104
>heemed rockhold so hard even his dad felt it
>>68330462
be careful, Khabib.
>>68330462
they have the same forehead
>>68330104
Can someone make a webm of bisping /heem/ing luke so hard, that his dad is dying of a heart attack, much lulz.
trump just said that dana white endorsed trump
based
>>68330462
One will peck at its reflection in a mirror, the other takes Islam seriously
>>68330104
>heemed by bisbong
>lose belt
>dad dies
what more can fate do to crush a mans spirit?
>>68330327
disappointment
>>68330701
we should get /b/ to SWAT the funeral.
>>68330673
dana white is a no nonsense kind of guy he doesn't actually believe the shit trump is selling does he? it's gotta be just a "le lesser of two evils" thing right?
>>68330701
Does that mean god has chosen a side in the beta uprising?
>>68330673
Trump is the official /heem/ candidate. Anyone who says otherwise can frick right off back to r/mma.
>>68330765
hello paco
>>68330104
>be luke's father
>see your boy get knocked the fuck out by a brit with bantz in front of millions of people on national television
>die 6 days later
>>68330904
i'd support him if i knew he wasn't completely full of shit
>>68330906
I hope bisbong @'s rockhold on twitter and tells him his dad was an average bloke
>>68329849
How did this man not die yet with overdose
>>68330990
hope bisbong tweets rockhold pictures of his loving family and rubs in his face that his dad is alive.
>>68331022
hes so rich he can pay for healthcare
>>68330990
"Hey, hey, I think you're suspended buddeh, and your dad's suspended permanently!"
"Hey buddeh, I knocked you out so 'ard you father died!"
>>68331022
He's not human
>>68331022
Hard to die when you've already left humanity behind
How long did it take you to accept Bisping as the natty goat?
Yesterday for me.
>>68331102
Now the only rock you have to hold is your father's tombstone
>>68328444
leave whenever you want
>>68331102
>"Hey buddeh, I knocked you out so 'ard you father died!"
Guys I want to make some OC as some of the posts above me are mentioning. Anyone know where I can get good footage of an old man doing the "HHHNNNNNNNNNNG" heart attack clutch?
>>68328444
you got trips
>>68330104
Holy shit, everyone in that family looks exactly the same
>>68331306
>bisping is the natty GOAT
>>68331375
Holy shit it's like they're related
believe you me
how does le resting heart rate of 12 man's dad die of a heart attack
>>68331433
>puts on a ton of muscle in a short time
>is walking at 187 lbs now putting on weight for the Nate fight
>bad cardio because of the gas
>natty
>>68331623
He had to watch his son get BTFO
>@lukerockhold
"Hey buddeh, maybe if you'd fought a little better out last fight, your dad would still be alive, yeh?"
>>68328499
>implying thats his kid.
>>68331744
>puts on a ton of muscle in a short time
No he didn't. He just didn't cut fat/water weight.
>is walking at 187 lbs now putting on weight for the Nate fight
Also false. He walks around at ~170, just like he has for years.
>bad cardio because of the gas
His cardio failed because he essentially sprinted for 1.5 rounds against Nate.
>natty
That's correct. Conor is natty. He's the natty GOAT.
>>68331315
my sides are in orbit
>>68328641
>ywn hang out with Schaub and Callen all day
>>68330104
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BGhOvAeisE2/
inb4 Punished Luke
inb4 Michael Bisping literally dies in the rematch
>>68332341
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2016/06/mma-fighter-25-dies-after-shooting-himself-while-playing-russian-roulette-in-dallas-apartment-report-says.html/
>>68332337
>GOAT
>gets heemed by a 2 week camp diaz
>haha joking about his dads passing is so funny
kys
so.... michael bisping killed luke rockhold's father with the power of despair
good one michael
>>68333346
You have to go back
>>68333273
>takes a fight against a fighter 2 weight classes above his own
>with only 2 weeks to prepare for him
You're right, what a loser. If cruz lost to khabib on short notice, I guess he wouldn't be a great fighter either.
>rubber match between bisping and rockhold will feature new and improved, fists-of-stone bisping and punished, fatherless Luke
Who wins and how?
>>68333560
Bisking: natty goat always prevails
>>68333588
>You'll cowards
>>68333588
>you'll cowards
>>68333792
>>68333794
>this new faggotry
>>68333792
>>68333794
it's a meme you dip
>>68333549
>takes against a fighter 2 weight classes above his own
like YOU said, he didnt have to cut fat/lose water weight. when he was fighting at featherweight dude looked like a crackhead. this isnt a valid point.
>with only 2 weeks to prepare for him
same goes for diaz, so again you dont have a point. and conor dodged a bullet with that because rda would have literally killed him
>>68333805
why did i laugh?
>>68333273
>heemed
also ethan is truly disgusting, even without the just-shop
>>68333805
pic related it's bisping. you can tell by the british teeth
>>68332341
Russian roulette...MMA
it's still brain damage, one's just more condensed
>>68333949
Sure it is, Conor didn't have to take that fight, he could've pulled out, Conor is a true fighter.
>>68328516
Cormier was his most impressive win.
>>68329099
Seriously, why do Jones tards pretend that he isn't a disgusting cheater? He onviously is.
>I don't train for a specific opponent I just train
Punished Luke will unironically kill Bispig in the cage. Luke's biggest downfall was he was a chad who didn't know hardship, now he's lost his title and his father, MMA GOAT coming through.
>>68332341
>h-he wuz just playing russian roulette
look for this episode on the first 48
>>68334682
>It's a Bulgaria post
>england
>>68333949
>because rda would have literally killed him
epic b8 m8
How would he do against some top heavyweights?
>>68328516
For entertainment, Gus. For legacy, Cormier. If it wasnt for Jon, Cormier would be in the top 5 p4p list and be the most dominant LHW champ in mma history. It just proves how damn good Jon is.
>IT'S COMING HOME
>>68335468
This.
>betting on a Brazilian post-USADA
>>68332840
>Turkish flag
I love how Turkey is the final boss of 4chan now.
>>68328516
For entertainment, Gus. For legacy, Cormier. If it wasnt for Jon, Cormier would be in the top 5 p4p list and be the most dominant LHW champ in mma history. The fact that Jon not only won the fight, but also OUTWRESTLED an OLYMPIC WRESTLER, just proves how damn good Jon is.
>>68335546
Oh yeah, he'd have a chance for sure.
mmmm...
...for sure
>>68333792
>being this new
>>68335468
Literally almost koed by nate's jabs
>>68333246
don't go to that site, full of malware and other virus bullshit if you let it
>>68335546
how do i avoid this mode?
>>68336563
dont juice
>>68336666
quads to live by
>>68336563
never leave humanity behind
>>68336722
Dubs to follow
>>68336666
demonic quads of truth.
>>68336759
what's bolivia like? why do your women love fedoras?
>>68336759
Semi-rare
>>68336712
get a dog bro
>>68336909
why would anyone love fedoras?
>>68337267
MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!
I just sent a (You) all the way to Mongolia!!!
>>68337267
R A R E
A
R
E
>>68337267
They have the internet in mongolia?
I thought you motherfuckers were goat herders and shit?
>>68337267
wew lad... what's it like in mongolia
>>68337355
no i mean literally why do they wear those hats
>>68337267
stop tryna knock down my shitty wall
>>68328516
Gus. He got beat up and came back from it. Overcoming adversity is the great mark of a champion. Cormier is the more impressive scalp, but he was in control for most of that fight.
>>68334472
Stfu hitler, tell these pussies to stop running into his fingers and praying for a point in their favor
>>68337550
ahh, i don't know, that some colla tradition i think.
i'm from the plains, they're not muh people
>>68329288
>Tfw Rumble and Jones meet and it's a HW
>>68330104
god's an asshole but sometimes his sense of humor is on point
>>68337751
>another american defending his favorite cuckboii
do you dream about him doing your wife while you watch, Steve?
>>68337898
>Norway talking about sports that don't involve snow
>>68337865
get a dog bro
>>68337968
There's snow in Norway? I thought it was like Australia.
>>68337968
Steve pls, we're talking about your cuck fantasies here.
Your great great grandpappy fought in a war to allow this to happen didn't he?
>>68335291
Nice one haha
>>68338239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_occupation_of_Norway
>>68338290
>you got occupied for 5 years by germans
>meanwhile we've been occupied by africans for 200 years
Steve pls.
>>68338351
>He thinks he uses green text correctly
>Doesn't realize he has Muslims in Parliament
>>68338351
Did you bring Nazis over in boatloads, make them perform literal slave labor, and rape their wives?
>>68329615
s-snapchat name of this girl?
>>68338494
>you're using le maymay arrows incorrectly!
Nice muslim president you got faggot.
>>68338496
The nazis actually brought in russians to build our infrastructure for free.
And no, there's no nazis left here raping our wifes and causing crimes everyday.
>>68338632
Nobody care what tzar runs your country, numale manlet
>>68338632
>The nazis actually brought in russians to build our infrastructure for free.
for real?
Since there's no MMA tonight maybe you guys can join /box/ to watch some bloodsports :-)
>>68338756
stfu and pay our defense budget for yet another year Steve
>>68338765
About 100k pows brought here after the wehrmacht rekt the russians in '41. They built our largest highways, railroads and strategic arifields by forced labour because the krauts wanted to launch attacks at England from here.
Like half of the poor fuckers died in the process. But uh thanks anyway ruskies.
>>68338994
What is it, like $15? Your entire country is the size of my fuckin' yard.
>>68338994
In the future, just post this and wait for the (You)s to roll in.
>>68339046
Pretty expensive since we're buying your overpriced shit, for your money.
>>68338513
Stpeachy
Streams on twitch under stpeach
from the bill simmons podcast yesterday
I thought of you heem
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IF4GTpOD4W
>>68338994
You realize that we will use you as a buffer zone for any war we have with Russia, right?
Especially northern Norway, with that slick $500 million sub base you handed us the keys to.
>>68338174
has this meme spread beyond /heem/?
>>68339321
Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcCOCOeS8QM
>>68339147
all because of socialism too
[spoiler] and mad oil [/spoiler]
>>68339366
who do you think paid for that sub base? and yeah we know that's the deal.
Denmark is way more important anyway, the Ruskies are set to nuke the fuck out of them in their dash for the Atlantic.
>>68339421
lol her eyes
>>68339613
How are thing over at your part of the world anyway?
Chinese trying to frisky?
>englel
didn't even have the decency to lose and let me win my cheeky 5€ bet on russia to win
>>68339613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
>>68328209
is there is a legit source for this webm? Ive been seeing it for years and still have no idea what its about
>>68339900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOcl7JVJsh0
also I made the webm like a month ago
>tfw the humble moment where conor called jose a juicer and thanks to chad after their fight is awkward now
christ, chad. i liked you
>>68339321
Remember when Mike Thomas Brown literally killed Leonard Garcia? Those were the days.
>sober Russians heeming drunk Brits in France
reminder to not drink alcohol
>>68338174
>Jon's face
Just saw PVZ at the Grove lads. She is short
>>68340637
Gay
>>68340637
Fat cunt getting bent over
>>68330462
damn thats a good looking bird
>>68340565
did you say hi?
>>68340637
those aren't dc and jon
Breh.. look at this dude
>Former Bellator Fighter Ivan Cole dead at 25 after playing russian roulette
I didn't think people unironically played that
Hey
Rory/Wonderboy in 7 days, who takes it?
>>68339537
i just want dc to be aware of it. He's such a hot head that it would honestly bother him
>>68340778
No she just walked by
Do you guys generally dislike DC or is it all memes?
>>68341134
all memes obviously, hes one of the best fighters ever
>>68341134
I love DC, he has the greatest chin in MMA
>>68340928
>http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/MMA-Fighter-Ivan-Cole-Found-Dead-Reportedly-Killed-Himself-Playing-Russian-Roulette-106303
wtf
who /rose/ here?
>>68339556
>humans
>>68340959
I'm so conflicted. I really like the way Wonderboy fights and would like to see him go far, but after his fight with Robbie, Rory is my boy.
>>68340637
does bork have synthol traps?
>>68341134
DC's my boy, but the succ meme is still hilarious
>>68341478
nah they're USADA prohibited traps
>>68341478
nah hes just a genetic freak, he has impossible traps since he was 16 or something lol
>>68328209
is this werdum's training camp footage?
>>68341134
all memes
DC's alright
>>68341373
she loves blacks so much i'm surprised she let go
be safe britbong
>>68341373
this hits so many of my fetishes
two guys of my gym will be fighting in a few hours in a local mma event, I might go alone dominick style
Rich Piana here, you like watching people get fucked for free?!
Watch me fuck up Brendan Schaub for free on heemstreamtv.com. Live Wednesday August 31st 4pm pacific time. Heemstreamtv.com.
I'm gonna fuck him up! I'm gonna fuck him up! I'm gonna put these hands around his face and beat his ass!
You watch this life for free, heemstreamtv.com
>>68341469
You're not allowed on the Rory bandwagon. Go suck Wondercuck.
>>68340854
BRUH LOOKIT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD MAN
>>68340959
rory does not make it out of the 1st round
>>68342170
found some pics of the weigh in
the one in the right trains in my gym
>>68339934
>Ywn see this style show up at UFC 1
>>68342574
again in the right, hes my boxing coach actually
>>68336563
Be a little bitch.
>>68342627
dude on the left looks like skinny cain velasquez
>>68342937
I see it senpai
any of you goofs watching the Freestyle World Cup
>>68343124
this is the gayest "sport" ever
>>68342893
You got something little bitch boy
What are you lads eating?
>pic related
I'm bulkin' mane
damn its amazing how obscure this thing is, you can't find anyone reporting about, theres pretty much no ads, no one talking about it, nothing
and this is supposed to be a not so shitty as far as I'm told
I'm beginning to understand why fighters are paid almost nothing
>>68342224
>tfw Jeff monson never became champ
>>68343449
Lil Caesars is gross. Step your pizza game up.
>>68343449
I'm ordering pizza right now, famalam. Can't beat that brooklyn style.
>>68332337
he walks at 185~ only reason he weighted 168 for diaz fight is cuz he had already started cutting for rda to 155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRDrPfNfcjc
Who /natty/ here? Reminder
>ignore all Rich Piano posters
>ignore Overeem posters
>ignore Brock posters
>ignore Sage posters
>ignore GSP posters
>ignored Todd Duffee posters
>if anyone praises Vitor,Hendo,Chad,Yoel,Chael, or other roiders report them
>they must be removed as /heem/ is 100% natty
>upvote
>Diaz bros supporters
>Mark Hunt supporters
>Bryan Barbarena supporters
>NATTY GOAT supporters
Remember, eat clean,lift big,train no gi 3x a week, don't eat steak 3x a day,send an email daily to the local FBI affiliate in Boca Raton Florida reporting American Top Team as steroid dealers,don't drink and don't smoke to not just enjoy /heem/ to the fullest but also life too.
>>68343908
i highly doubt he is that heavy. and regardless, its completely irrelevant what a fighter "walks around at"
>>ignore all Rich Piano posters
>Got jumped by 9 kids
>Didn't get heemed
>Didn't even scared
Heem actually helped me in some way
>>68344172
A gun would have helped you more
>>68341134
speaking of DC, it's pretty amazing to think that a fat borderline manlet like him can heem everyone on earth minus jon jones and maybe a couple ufc HWs
>tfw just took a 4 hour bjj master class with 'Based' Sean Alvarez
>mfw he's literally one of the nicest guys ever
>mfw Nelson Monteiro seminar in a month
>mfw the sheik will open a hotel 2 hours from here in December
>Renzo and his crew will be here
Life is good, Based Sean, Sheik and Renzo
>>68344172
How many did you submit?
>>68330757
DUDE
That would be HELLA FUCKIN' EPIC!!!!
How do we do it?
>>68344383
>borderline manlet
dude is 5'9
>>68344957
>His only legit win is a KO of Rumble
Bork is Canadian now
>>68344957
idiot
>>68345136
Well he does live there.
>>68345136
South Dakota wasn't white enough for him
good, delete that shit because it was embarrassing
>>68345136
>>68345193
>>68345236
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryfield,_Saskatchewan
>>68336712
Nates dog actually passed away recently.
Rip lil fella
>tfw rorycuck BTFO again
>>68340637
Please tell me this isn't real? It looks like gay sex.
>>68345377
Brock literally lives in pleasantville
>>68345452
>I don't know how to read fan edit watermarks
What will be your UFC walkout song?
>>68345129
>>68345173
>so rustled you reported an on topic post
DC fans are bitchmad.
>>68342574
holy shit those skeletal legs on the left
>>68345753
Fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EztdoqpeJBs
>>68345753
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44
>>68345753
Creedence Clearwater Revival - It Ain't Me
>>68345753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdwcE2TDjk
>>68345770
DC fans are literal cocksuckers like him
>>68345753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDNLhQwL0Uo
>>68345753
one of my sister's meme band's songs only because i helped her get signed
>>68345753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgMC85rHjw4
>>68346272
post one of their songs
>>68346001
wow she has literally no interest in him
poor guy
what substance chad piss hot for?
>>68346001
Jon are we pretending again?
>>68346382
Urijah's spunk
>>68346337
this
>>68346342
lol no it's literally linkin park tier
>>68346607
Linkin Park are great tho
>>68346348
>>68345753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpXxnRT-vDA
>>68346417
>calling cum spunk
kys
>>68346758
you literally are a faggot
>>68346758
>thinking dad music is bad
probably an old hater
>>68346758
I'm literally blasting Papercut right now, faggot. Do something about it.
>THE SUUUUUUN GOOOOEEEESSSS DOOOOWWWWWNNNN
>>68346755
Are there ANY videos of her freaking out over a white fighter?
>>68346607
post it m8
>>68346845
I could suck a guy off while taking it in the ass and I still wouldnt be as big a faggot as a linkin park fan
>>68346859
>linkin park
>dad music
>>68347024
how old are you? way too fucking old to be here
>>68347024
>could
enjoy your aids queer
>>68347024
Scaruffi likes some ridiculously bad stuff like Korn and Guns N Roses and Eiffel 65. CLT likes Ke$ha. All great patricians go slumming occasionally.
>>68347150
>Eiffel 65
>ridiculously bad
>>68345926
possibly the most homo post on /heem/ ever
>>68347024
Daniel is that you?
I really want DC to fuck that ape up, is it gonna happen?
>>68347343
>I really want DC to suck that ape, is it gonna happen?
FTFY
>>68347425
he is alright with me, just a bit shaky when it comes to jon
>never paid for a ppv event
>never bought tickets
>never subscribed to Fight Pass
>never purchased Reebok merchandise
>torrent everything
Free entertainment.
>>68347998
Thanks for posting about it, goof
Have you thanked your lord and savior, Jesus Christ yet?
>>68347998
>never paid for a ppv event
I don't have 8-9 friends but have gotten 4-5 not including me to watch a couple of cards. If you haven't I bet you're one of these fuckbois who watches the Fight Companions while watching a Fight Night and because you have no friends or pretend Schaub,Callen and Rogaine are your friends. Just kidding. No one would do that.
>>68347714
"white"
>>68348109
I've thanked the Natty GOAT God today, not you rmeme lord.
>>68347998
"H-hey guys did you know I'm poor? Well let me remind you!"
>>68348246
Damn not even anik likes dom
>>68348269
How does preserving money make you become poor? American logic right there. Enjoy your bread crumbs hobo.
>>68347998
Hungary knows whats up
>>68348418
I can order ppvs, subscribe to fight pass, go to live events and still preserve more money than you. We already know youre poor based on youre flag anyway. We know youre not paying for fight pass and going to events.
>>68348486
>Hungary
>Bulgaria's flag
>literally the post above your's
read a book or kys
>>68330462
Beak-areful
Haha get it?
Ayy why you no beleeb in the jejus cri
>>68333346
Yeah I hate Luke but personal shit is a different matter. Hope he's doing OK desu, tough times. If you're on /heem/ Luke (I reckon you're the one shitposting about Hunt all the time), stay strong lad
>>68341134
all memes, he's a legit good fighter and I actually reckon he can beat Jon at 200
>official thread theme ahead of Wonderboy/Rory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRm3vYF2BQw
Rory MacDonald vs. Stephen Thompson
Donald Cerrone vs. Patrick Cote
Steve Bossé vs. Sean O'Connell
Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Thibault Gouti
Valérie Létourneau vs. Joanne Calderwood
If you're on the right I'll format you in at the end as is unless you want to add a picture/actual picks
>>68347218
nice filename
>>68349368
Rory
Cerrone
Bosse
Mercier
Valerie
"take care of your dirty underwears man, I'm going to fuck you!"
>>68349368
Wondermeme bless
Cerrone
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Létourneau
>>68348886
Valid point Carlos. Picking crops 16 hours a day definitely provides you with an abundance of money. I wish I was living the high life as well.
>>68349368
thompson
cote
o`connell
aubin-mercier
letourneau
>>68349368
Rory
Cote
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
![DonaldTrump_MMA_ia3idgmo_yegqdzz5[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e46TXhF.jpg "DonaldTrump MMA ia3idgmo yegqdzz5[2]")
>>68349368
roREEEEEE vis heem
cote via cowboy is a pussy
bosse via heem
aubin-mercier via long boring decision
letourneau via long boring decision
>>68349368
I'm the Brazilian on the right
Delete my picks, I was too lazy to pick more than 2 fights
>>68349368
rory macdonald
cote
bosse
gouti
letourneau
>>68349831
how is there no sand on her clothes?
Lads lotta boxing on tonight
Card on show time right now headlined by provodnikov vs Molina
Hbo show on in 16 bings headlined by lomachenko vs Martinez
Get in here lads
>>68338313
>>68338313
>>68338313
>>68349818
lol
>>68349831
if you look deep into her buttcrack you'll see a speck of sand
>>68349973
Fuck it why not. Thanks bro
>>68349587
who is this
>>68349368
Wondermeme
Cerronmeme
Bosse
Mercier for no reason
Calderwood
>>68350238
Israeli bitch from goosebumps movie.
If Rory can't get in Wonderboy's face and take the fight to him he's going to get heem'd, lads.
>>68349973
>pillowhug
>>68349973
I can't watch taima on this laptop idk why
IPV6 unchecked and all
>>68342170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2fKNGHvyh8
x.x
>>68347998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bICBmBVIla8
>cat will never let me rub her feet and call her mommy
What did he mean by this?
>>68351104
9000 hours in paint
>>68349368
Rory
Cerrone
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Calderwood
>>68351139
nope, over 9000
>>68350766
>darude
>>68351078
Wrong picture lol
>>68351154
who is this?
>>68351191
Meh she's gonna get smashed by Pena.
>>68349368
Thompson
Cote
O'Connell
Gouti
Calderwood
>>68351200
Jane Levy
>>68351200
chick from suburgatory.
>>68349368
R E D K I N G
Cote
O'Connell via Bosse being on the wrong side of the RIVER!
Gouti
Letourneau
>http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Chad-Mendes-UFC-Featherweight-Champ-Jose-Aldo-Definitely-Uses-PEDs-70579
>"I've never been caught red-handed or anything."
Jose was right all along.
>>68349307
>I actually reckon he can beat Jon at 200
>>68349368
Rory "Red King" MacDonald
Cerrone
O' Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Létourneau
>>68351474
and casuals actually laugh at Nate telling it how it is haha
>>68349550
How shitty must your country have to be to have the color green in its flag.
Michael Buffer > Bruce Buffer
Who cat here?
>>68352409
delete this
Redpill me on Lorenzo Fertitta.
>>68349368
You are the best picksbro I love you
Rory Mac
Cerrone
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Calderwood
>>68352454
Can't wait to see her lose desu.
Nice foot game though.
>>68351078
BBW so good but that's not asian zing so idk
>>68351474
Jose was on some shit too, he looked insane in that Aldo/Mendes 2 fight
That was a good heem
>>68352997
What was
>>68353047
Oh I thought many here are currently watching ongoing boxing fights
Well Lomachenko just knocked out Martinez with two hooks
>>68353131
Nice
I feel like pillowhug would be much more exciting to watch if the gloves were a bit thinner
>>68352603
Secret jew
>>68352603
part of the mafia and government insider
>>68343124
Where can I watch it?
>>68343124
>watching memestyle wrastlin'
>>68349368
THOMPSON
CERRONE
O'CONNELL
GOUTI
LETOURNEAU
MOLINA IN TROUBLE!
>>68352409
literally no one believes this
>>68353177
https://twitter.com/HBOboxing/status/741830676853334016
The knockout. Also I wish boxers were allowed to and knew how to dirty box and fight from and out of the clinch. That'd probably help keep fights way more active.
>>68343207
Pussy who never fought/played contact sports detected
>>68353620
super common opinion actually. boxing ledge
goodnight /heem/
>>68353620
plenty do actually
>>68353731
Fuck you
>>68353731
night la', sweet /heem/s
>>68353755
He's better at putting me to sleep really.
Holloway is so ugly
How does he have the hottest wife in the UFC
do you think frank mir is going to be sad watching himself get beat up in everyone's highlight reel at ufc 200?
>>68349368
Wonderboy
Cerrone
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Létourneau
>>68353888
She has a giant man face. I wouldn't be surprised if she's a trap.
just wanted to say fedor is the greatest
>>68349368
Wondermeme
Cote
O'Connell
Aubin-Mercier
Létourneau
>unironically believing that """12-10 mar cunt""" has any chance against THE BEAST
enjoy the inevitable wrestlefuck and death, posers
Thoughts on Brian Stann?
Thoughts on Edmond Tarverdyan?
>>68345753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewOzi5-AZXU
>>68332337
>outboxed, outcardio, outjiujitsu and out shittalked by nate diaz
diaz confirmed natty GOAT
>>68343908
185 on his manlet frame would be pretty fat, not american fat but euro fat
>>68333588
>update record to 2-4
>>68345753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbvePryw7ao
>>68337267
MONGORREEANNN
This new "I won't let you hit me" Overheem is a dangerous one m8s
brock/mir 2 way more brutal than i remembered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
>>68333588
saved
>>68354472
Lel that episode was on a few weeks ago when i got home from work early, fucking excellent episode
>>68339147
Yes, but unfortunately they make more money to be poorer and have to live longer in a place like norway
>>68349368
Rory via wrestlefuck
Predator
Bossé
OAM
Calderwood
>>68354215
>Brock
>not getting heemed
Pick one. If you've got hands like Hunt, you have a reasonable chance against anybody on earth. Brock is a genetic monster, but he's a retired part-time MMA fighter that's only skilled in wrestling.
>>68354672
remember this when hunt is on his back with lesnar in side control
hey
Mark Hunt is 42 years old
Brock Lesnar is an athletic freak specimen
Nobody wants this fight.
Give the fans the fight they really want.
>>68354701
mark is a fatass weeble wobble, but the likelihood of him deleting brocks conciousness on the first or second takedown attempt is something like a billion percent
fighting someone with hands like hunt requires some head movement, and bork just simply doesn't have it. he's got a huge power advantage but hunt has a mean fucking chin
i predict first round is bork charging, going for takedowns, he'll get up a point for ground and pound and gett clipped a couple light shots, but he goes facedown in the first minute of round 2
>>68354780
I predict hunt is headhunting and will unironically end up in the worst place imaginable (under bork) with time remaining on the clock
![3ef371bc5be411148d290971c2cc8f7f.1000x562x1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mK8tmHc.jpg "3ef371bc5be411148d290971c2cc8f7f.1000x562x1[1]")
CM Punk interview from Nerdist. (6/10/16)
>I don’t hate you, Conor. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on the roster.
>I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Lorenzo Fajitas ass.
>You’re as good as kissing Dana's ass as Chuck was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Sage though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
>I’ve grabbed so many of Dana Whites brass octagons that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost a year and a half, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that cage, even in the gym! Nobody can touch me!
>And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on FX. I’m not on the poster of UFC 200. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on UFC Tonight. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
>This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Conor is in the main event at UFC 202 and I’m not makes me sick!
Lesnar is going to take out Hunt with a spinning rolling thunder kick. The opening will be there and Brock will capitalize.
>>68354857
>implying hunt would kick out of five F4s in a row not at wrestlemania
>>68354857
this bork via wheel kick in the first
>>68354831
>Lorenzo Fajita
>>68354857
Lesnar is going to out gas Hunt and push him against the cage, then drop for a take down, unless Hunt can heem him he's fucked.
Just got back from an 8 hour shift
What news or gay memes did I miss?
will DC survive 5 rounds?
>>68355030
Luke's dad passed away. People are saying it was from heartbreak. Bisping then hopped onto IG and said something along the lines of "Sorry about your father Rockhold. But don't worry. Next time we meet you'll be meeting him again" with a picture of Luke getting knocked out by him.
>>68354763
Piana is fighting Schaub at heem 1. If piana looks good, Zuffa may sign him. he's been cutting to 250 from 313 lately. he'll do it
>>68355078
classic bisbong
I can't still can't quite fathom that Bisping is champ
>>68355113
It happened a week ago, stop spamming it in every thread m8
Bisping is champ
This is a fact
>>68355128
shut up
>rank the champs in order of least likely to most likely to lose
1: DJ
2: Cruz
3: Tate
4: Stipe
5: Lawler
6: McGregor
7: RDA
8: Joanna
9: DC
10: Bisping
Mark Cunt is 42 years old and fat
Cock Laser is a hack
Richard Piano is all muscles and no brains loser
Give the fans the fight they deserve. Batista vs Brock UFC 201
>>68355245
Forgot webm
>>68355284
What the fuck kinda stance is that
>>68355225
>DJ
>Cruz
>Joanna
>Lawler
>RDA
>Stipe
>Tate
>Bisping
>DC
>McGregor
>>68330104
It wasn't the KO that got him it was the way his son failed the bantz test after that killed his heart
>>68355245
>Batista vs Brock
I wonder how this never happened in mandrama.
>>68355455
It did a few times but not a massive feud as far as I can remember as a mandrama casual. Overlapping injuries or just standard terrible WWE booking.
>>68334963
this
>>68355225
1. DJ
2. RDA
3. Cruz
4. Lawler
5. Joanna
6. Tate
7. McGregor
8. Stipe
9. Bisping
10. DC
>>68355498
Brock and Batista have never feuded
>>68355628
be serious
>>68355629
feuds no but at least a match yes, maybe not in WWE though is what you're saying?
OVW 2001 when they were both rookies.
>>68355677
Yeah that's what I meant. Sorry about that.
Didn't know about OVW match though, but it makes sense as it's where all the rookies were sent
you now remember ian entwistle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJFzYGCPM08
Feddawinnabinga
>>68328209
i want lesnar to get KO'd
>>68355803
Wasn't he a divegrass player before he went into the UFC? Are they somehow taught to constantly whine during their training?
>>68355803
>when that happened
>>68355803
fight back! fight back!
>>68349368
Rory
Cerrone
Bossé
Aubin-Mercier
Létourneau
>Find a flaw.
>>68356030
tj dropped the soap
>>68356030
jobe looks shopped
>>68356030
dillashaw left
cruz cucked faber twice
mendes popped
garbrandt is a meme who got outboxed by marcus brimage
>>68354494
>fans literally chanting 'stand em up' when mir was getting pounded
big mir fans or just unreal level casuals?
Hey guys I'd really appreciate it if you'd take a minute and vote for me in the UFC fight pass fanatic contest.
http://ufc.create.it/entry/ufc-fight-pass-fanatics
http://youtu.be/GPKqvF-zHqs
Thanks
>>68356152
your memeing might actually get him there la
i saw this girl in one of the other submissions
Fuck that guy
Vote for me
Help me go to vegas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPUIpOM3p78
>>68356030
>shirtless roidy men putting each other in """guillotines""" 24/7
>no flaws
>>68356030
>My boy mendes got popped.
Fuck TAM.
>>68356152
>>68356222
Forget these clowns. Vote for me /heem/. Let's go to vegas!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftFCE6VXDGE
Pancrase is live lads
Http://www.ufc.tv/video/pancrase-278
Http://www.ufc.tv/video/pancrase-278
Http://www.ufc.tv/video/pancrase-278
>>68356222
What do any of his sob stories have to do with being a fight fan? Fucking asshole standing on the graves of his family members to try to get free shit from Dana. Normie faggot even has a goddamn wife.
>>68356152
>>68356222
>>68356267
kek, this should be done for heem 1.
>>68356271
Anyone getting on heemspeak?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!
>>68356267
Fuck that goof
Vote for me
http://youtu.be/30uIqWQv3i4
>>68356267
Vote for me I'm a qt grill :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zCLb5e2dCE
>>68356327
Brutal left but seemed like an early stoppage
>>68356351
a but early but the guy was clearly out when the ref decided to jump in
>>68356300
>>68356329
>wins fights as a skinnyfat
>has a sense of humor
why is Bambam so based?
>>68356371
NEW
Get in Teamspeak if you are watching Pancrase
37.48.120.251
>>68356370
He's a top tier boy, I can't think of anyone who doesn't like him
>>68356377
>heemspeak
>inb4 "15(FIFTEEN) POSTS EARLY)!!!"
lel, thanks bruddah. Have a Miesha
>>68356393
There's probably a few retards here who don't like him.
>>68356457
What an ugly, ugly rat.
>>68356474
Yeah, the one ameritard last night was pacing around his room upset that a new thread link was posted ten posts early.
Fuck that guy
>>68356500
rude
>>68356457
thanks anon
heeming this thread
>>68356742
with no survivors
497
499
500
>>68354561
>it's better to be raped and killed by an african at a younger age than live in norway
a true cucks dream
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