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>rags
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LETS GO RANGERS
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>rags
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3rd for schaub
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>its a Pittsburgh bandwagoners make up statistics episode
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what do you see /hoc/?
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Guys, I need help. I'm not a hateful person. I believe harboring hate is detrimental to both your physical, mental and emotional health. In manyways I'm a bit of a pacifist; were we to reinstitute the draft tomorrow, I would probably rather go to prison. But good fucking god I hate finns.

I can see him right now. He's sitting by himself with the backlight of his computer the only source of light in his squalid apartment. He's giggling to himself as he takes another swig of low quality vodka, maybe even a sip from his moldy, 2 day old beer that's been sitting on his desk open. He keeps chuckling to himself; he thinks he's hilarious. He thinks people like when he posts pictures of his pathetic nation's new idol. He ":DDDD"s as he sweats, the alcohol metabolizing and seeping out of his pores. He posts Laine, he talks about how Barkov is elite, and he thinks the world loves him. But you know what Pekka? Nobody loves you. This whole board fucking hates you, and the world would be a better place if you killed yourself.

Everytime I see that disgusting flag on this board, I die inside. I fucking hate it, I hate it so much. I just want all finns to know this, and if I had the chance? I'd like to see every single last man, woman and child from that disgusting country gassed.
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>>68356014
they aren't chinese, so this is clearly a shop
t. vancouverite
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>>68356020
the conn smythe
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>>68356020
messier fapping to mcmeme while eating lays chips
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Dear hoc,

My rollerblades completely decimate my ankles. A mile trip may end with leaking blood.

Wat do?
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>>68356025
You aren't wrong desu
I would chip in for a flight so you can gun down some delusional mongols
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>>68356041
are you a bender or what
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>>68356041
Lose some weight chubs
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>>68356047
Not on skates but on the blades I am I guess.
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>>68356041
Buy a pair of real rollerblades. Not cancerous plastic shit.
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greetings
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>>68355905
>>68355911

Imagine how catastrophic a San Jose vs Tampa Bay SC final would have been ratings wise
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>>68356025
theyve definitely gotten worse and worse, dunno what it is. what hoc really needs is more russians to slap them down and some swedes to remind them of there placec on the chain
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>>68356041
do three-quarters of a mile

or tape your ankles up like the blade of a stick
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>>68356060
They were good, the hockey lookalikes by Bauer. They gave me worse trouble than c asual blades
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>>68356032
>>68356045

alright retards here's how good pittsburgh, one of the smallest nhl markets, is at watching the penguins

http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/Journal/Issues/2015/04/20/Media/NHL-RSNs.aspx

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/nhl-television-neilsen-ratings-sportsbusiness-journal-new-york-islanders-rangers-pittsburgh-penguins/

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/nhl-television-neilsen-ratings-sportsbusiness-journal-new-york-islanders-rangers-pittsburgh-penguins/

http://www.diebytheblade.com/2016/2/16/11016042/buffalo-sabres-overthrow-pittsburgh-penguins-top-nhl-local-tv-ratings
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>>68356041

What kind of rollerblades? The faggy eXtrEmE kind, the even gayer plastic ones with heel stoppers or hockey boots?
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>>68356087

I may be retarded but I have no idea what the numbers on this chart mean
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>>68356087
so they're worse than every team except buffalo lol
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>>68356087
This suggests that the Penguins have like 20 fans who all watch the game in one bar together.
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>>68356087
>2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th place teams all in the 'fours' rating, while Shittsburgh is over 6.5
>Blues having higher ratings than the Wild and shit

Not even gonna read the sources. I'm sure Pittsburgh is a top 12 in the NHL but let's not completely blow the load in our pants here
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>>68356087
i don't think you interpreted these stats correctly, as they don't mean what you think. kinda embarrassing for you, family.
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>>68356101
on the top half it means avg rating means the number of people in the "market" that tune into games. the (number) is the change from this year to last

it only includes US teams

basically over 6.5% of the pittsburgh market watches every penguins game which is the highest

>>68356102
>>68356116
you also can't read. they have the highest percentage of people tuning into their games

>>68356127
>>68356129
its per 100 tv's you retard. just because your nigger cities are bigger doesn't mean your city actually likes hockey. sure more tv's might watch your team lose but pittsburgh is a city that actually likes hockey and likes to watch it

continue to get angry and suck my fat dick goodnight
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>>68356087
You don't understand what this means or you read a very misleading interpretation of these numbers on a Pens fan board or from your local TV channel. But yeah, the Pens have like 35 regular fans who watch them on the same TV a lot. They're probably all friends.
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>>68356087
>Note ratings for Carolina and Nashville were not available

how convenient
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>Draisatl is better than Hall

really?
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>>68355971
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!

Now I want to punch her in the face even more now. Thanks OP.
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>>68356090
Bauer Vapor 15s or some shit. I don't remember
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>>68356179
>generic comment about flag
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>>68356159
what do you think it means? it is the local market viewship for teams what are you arguing?
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>>68356174
i think hall is the better player right now, but draisatl has about equal value. he's on a better contract, a center, younger, and looks good already.

hall is really good but has injury concerns, tries to do too much at times, and can be a moody bitch.
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>>68356151

I'd like to see the same chart for the 2015 ploffs
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>>68356041
>Bauer Vapor 15s
where exactly was the blood coming from?
have you broken them in yet
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>>68356193
>generic comment about 0 (zero) cups
>generic comment on how Aztlan has more cup then Canada in the last decade.

Also forgot to add in my first post
>rags
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>>68356226
looking for it now. nhl always give it out for the midseason but after that its always hard as shit to find
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>>68356232
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>>68355971
tfw da monsters won 1 for da land
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>>68356278
1. wear socks
2. stop using snapchit
3. work out your legs
4. ????
5. profit
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>>68356041
>>>/roller/
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>>68356278
...are you wearing socks at all?
how many hours have you spent in them?
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>>68356295
My legs are joocier than yours
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>>68356298
Of course. I just put them on rather than explain. Still rubs them raw though.
Obviously they've gotten some use, they're from back when it was Nike Bauer
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>>68356278
tiny little manlet feet and shit skates
i would dangle on u and embarrass u in front of ur dad fuccboi. turn u inside out, little east coast west coast, toe drag you back to the boys section at old navy
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>>68356321
1. buy better socks
2. stop using snapchat
3. work out your leagues
4. buy better non shit skates you fucking idiots
5. ?????
6. stop posting here you're an idiot
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>>68356331
Show up with your clownshoes with rollers on them and we'll back and forth
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>>68356321
>Nike Bauer
my intuition says that the skate material will harden.
You kinda need to build up a callus again, but sometimes the material in old skates/helmets harden and are really not usable anymore.
Id get new skates and start from like 30 mins then work up
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>>68356278
reddit
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>>68356359
I need snapchat, I ain't going full hermit like most of you rats. I'm still a semi normie
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>>68356372
fuck off dude this is acceptable
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>>68356368
if he's asking for questions about this he's a fucking retard and he's never going to try to actually be good. just ignore him

>>68356381
and you see here he's only doing it with the cheapest equipment possible so he can pretend that he plays hockey
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>>68356381
reddit

>>68356382
reddit

>>68356394
...reddit
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>>68356394
200 dollar rollerblades
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hi
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>>68356422
>rollerblades
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>>68356394
yeah but ill encourage as many people as possible
i dont know how long my beer league will last here
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>>68356461
>here
it won't. your sunbelt faggotry will be too obessed with trannies and the like. keep voting for retardation the country will split soon.
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>>68356433
reddit
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>>68356433
Hello friend
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>>68356485
like, why?
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>>68356485
What's the voting part about, I don't follow?
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>>68356394
I could legit skate circles around your dumbass, I don't think you realize that.
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>>68356526
alright dude, cmon
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>>>/ck/7773202

what d o you think of my dinner hoc
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>>68356526
i would skate circles around you while you tried to skate circles around him
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>>68356556
>Skoal extra
>not paying the extra dime for Cope Wintergreen or based Griz wintergreen

P.S. I quit chewing, give me a youvote for support thanks
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>>68356526
>sunbelt
Lmao
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>>68356556
>frozen pizza cut in half
>hot sauce just dripped on
>fucking hot dog on s slice of bread
I dont even care what else you make. my opinion has been formed
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>>68356599
>not just smoking

gayboii
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>>68356007
>f-find me a statistic p-proving it's false even though I'm making c-claims

Lelmao what a fucking glory chasing bandwagon city
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>>68356657
stop talking about sports you weird little queer
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How good will we be next season?
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>>68356605
I probably live farther north than your stupid ass if we GPSed it
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>>68356636
we all shitpost but this is a new low
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>>68356657
I already posted the stats showing we're not only not bandwagons but we have been the best for 10 years just ignore the retards and report this guy >>68356670
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>>68356020
Pic related
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>>68356672
1. Dallas
2. Minnesota
3. St. Louis
4. Chicago
5. Winnipeg
6. Nashville
7. Colorado
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reddit
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I honest to God had a reddit account like 7 or 8 years ago but they'd always tell me to go back to 4chan and that's actually how I found this place lelmao
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>>68356692
SAN JOSE IS STILL A TEAM
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>>68356684
the stats you posted didn't suggest that.
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PUT ME IN COACH!
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>ywn be an assblasted shitsburgher insisting he is not a bandwagoner

Feels pretty gud akshully
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WHEEL
WHEEL
WHEEL
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>>68356721
they showed that the highest percentage of people in one market that watch the local hockey team is the pittsburgh market. whatever I get you're mad goodnight
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You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
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>>68356814
HAHAHA
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>>68356814
I could literally skate circles around you and I live in a sunbelt state
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>>68356809
they showed pittsburgh doesn't have that many fans and all 11 of them 'watch' at bars prob
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idk what this webm is i think its hockey
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>>68356876
Yes.
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>>68356876
it is, and its saved
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>>68356029
you're not Chinese and you live in Vancouver, don't you?
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idk what this webm is i think its hockey.
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>>68356381
>I need snapchat
what does anyone NEED snapchat for???
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>>68356898
that's a hilarious stereogram btw
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idk whad thiswebm is i think its hockey
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>>68356942
So your mom can easily send me pictures of her dingdong
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>>68356876
>fursuit

yeah, it's hockey alright
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>>68357008
Literally /hoc/ in one image. This has meme potential though, if we shop /hoc/ memes onto the computer screen
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>>68357391
I have nothing else to do before the game tomorrow, might as well
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>>68357406
I'd do some now but I'm shitposting in bed
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>>68357546
Are you me?
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>>68357881
No.
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>mfw finland wins (almost) all of the international team tourneys of 2016
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>>68358487
just missing out on the elusive WC gold aren't you, esa?
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>>68358507
who cares, we didnt have all our best players
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if pittsburgh has sooo many fans, how come pittsburgh literally has 0 fans?
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>115 posts and absolutely no tranpa gay """""fans"""""
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>>68359968
>was just about to post about /hoc/ being dead
You ruined it, rreeee
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https://youtu.be/L3QArp6T1B0
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>5 posts in over 4 hours
This final matchup sure killed /hoc/
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>go to florida
>get turned gay
>get shot
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>>68364544
This tbf.
It was on the news just this week that a swedish student in Florida (Miami or Tampa, can't remember which one) was shot twice during a robbery.
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Go Kings go
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>>68365726
you have to go
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>>68365726
Go golfing?
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>>68367521
Who the fuck golfs?
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Let's fucking go already these days off are killing me!
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>>68368486
Ready to get cucked by this madman?
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good morning
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>>68369327
6pm u goof
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>>68369347
i wish, i have nothing to do until the game starts
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>>68369429
Drink
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is it meme time yet?
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>qt hoc hokki watching buddy is moving away
>hokki almost over

Kill me
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>>68370438
post address I'll kill you today
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You guys are okay

Don't go to /hoc/ tomorrow
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>>68370528
say that to my face and not online and see what happens
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I can't believe da monsters won
>tfw I was in the bathroom at the stadium when they scored the game winning goal with 1.9 left in OT
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>>68356674
Absolutely not
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>>68370995
you're a bad fan and you live in ohio just kill yourself
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>tfw can Atkinson is a god
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>>68370394
>ottawa's day old timings and losing roll up the rim
Every time
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>>68371129
I hope the jackets get pulju and not trade their pick
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>>68371117
It was absolutely lit last night master chief
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>>68370394
>San Jose's poorly Deboned Sardines

My fucking sides are gone
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>>68371326
too bad you were there alone and wouldn't stop posting pictures on here instead of watching the game
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>>68371440
I was mostly posting during intermission
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>>68371500
yeah because during the game you were busy buying food and running to the bathroom you fat fuck
>1-0 OT game
>he's in the bathroom for the only goal
fucking faggot I hope your pictures get you a lot of upvotes somewhere
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>>68371618
No I literally lost my voice it was an intense fucking game had winking lizard before the game anyway I was actually extremely pissed 1.9 seconds left and I was about to fucking piss my pants had not left my seat for 2 hours
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>>68371618
Sounds like you have anger issues bud
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>>68371696
>literally
>iPhone
>running to the bathroom during the game
>posting online while at the time
you're a teenage girl aren't you
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>>68371770
I wasn't even on my phone
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>>68371819
yes you were. you also didn't even know which goalie was in net until somebody corrected you in the gamethread. I'm glad you went to your first hockey game
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>>68371925
Not when I was in the bathroom you cuck
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>>68371925
Actually it was like my 5th hockey game
4th this year
Also I knew who was in goal I just forgot he was Swedish not Finnish
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>>68356029
It's like you dont like living in a white chinese mixed girl paradise or something
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>Ohio hockey "fan" getting BTFO
nice
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>>68372071
you're the reddit poster aren't you? glad we "grew the game" to your shithole you went to five whole games. how many goals did you miss when you were in the bathroom for all the other ones?
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>>68372226
Listen m8 I oughta blow the fuck out of any Canadian hockey fan but I won't because I'm a nice guy
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>meanwhile in the sharks' dressing room
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>>68372350
No, no I'm not
That cuck is annoying
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>>68372406
Wonder if she ever sucked a horse cock, that would be a typical shorks fan
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>>68372408
>cuck
how young are you
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>>68372467
23
I like to think I'm pretty young
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>>68356041
They are probably a tiny bit too big. There shouldnt be any movement of the foot within the boot. Not even a couple millimeters of movement. Otherwise everytime you take a strode your feet move causing a rubbing/frictional movement against the inside and outside ankles.

Double up on your socks or buy new asphalt rockets.
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>>68372498
and you've been to five whole hockey games in 23 years? top fan right here
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>>68372584
I'm not a big hockey fan, man
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>>68372584
Also I don't live near Columbus so I can't really go to any games
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>>68371696
I was up on upper bowl and I also had to piss. Since its playoff hockey, that suggests not going until the buzzer rings, even if you miss post-period fighting, because you don't wanna be in the bathroom to miss it or block peoples' view of the damn game.
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50 Publix fags BEEEEELOOOWNNNNN THE FUCK OUT
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>>68372710
I know. that's why you were posting on 4chan from your phone the whole game and you went to the bathroom while the OT goal was scored, man. in Ohio that's probably good enough to make you an above average BJ fan though
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>>68372823
does this mean more sandwhich posters?
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>>68372831
Cleveland isn't a big hockey town like it used to be, but damn if I'm not convinced you hate everyone on this board because you don't have at least an ahl team
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>>68372823
>canada celebrating an isis attack
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>>68372933
I don't think there are more than 50 publix fans
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>>68372933
The sandwhich posters already left after that Game.7 against the Pens
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>>68372968
>go to hockey game
>spend whole time on phone like a teenage girl
>y-youre just mad
>I-I don't even like hockey

stop posting you faggot
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>>68372975
>Being a gayboi
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>>68372975
im sorry, i dont believe president obama mentioned his race or religion
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>>68373086
I'm actually happy about the attack it helps Trump's chances of winning
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I don't know anything about bar and chain oil can someone help me
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>>68372360
being Canadian is being born hockey banter proof
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>>68373149
whats your fucking question?
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>>68373187
What the fuck do I buy for a sthl chainsaw from 1998
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>>68373174
NO CUPS IN 23 YEARS
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>>68373294
>Ohio
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>>68373294
Canada:
>back to back OG
>back to back WC
>back to back WC
Ohio: ...?
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>>68373344
>implying I'm from Ohio
I'm not that poster
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>>68373380
Where are you from then?
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>>68373294
>0 all American cup wins
America is usually the most patriotic country except when it comes to international tournaments xD
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>>68373380
You can't hide you faggot
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>>68373453
I'm from Boston
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>>68373486
>best player is Canadian
cool
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>>68373240
the same chain oil you'd buy for todays chainsaws, buy a big jug because it gets used up fairly quickly
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>>68373471
>w-w-we don't care
https://www.nhl.com/news/olympic-final-most-watched-hockey-game-in-30-years/c-519476
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>>68373695
Okay thanks
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>>68373756
make sure its actually looseing chain oil before cutting, otherwise you'll wreck it almost immediately
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>>68373979
Okay, a tree fell and I don't have the money to get a landscaper
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>>68373756
And sharpen the teeth otherwise the oil won't matter for shit
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>>68374135
Okay, I need to find out how to do that
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>>68374207
If it's dull you're better off taking it somwhere those things are hard as fuck to sharpen if you don't know what you're doing
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>>68374107
Last time a tree fell in my yard it was small enough I just used a handsaw thank God
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>>68374207
Buy a sharpener, they shouldn't be too much, and just run it over any dull teeth a few times. As you're cutting you should check every now and then to see if they're going dull, good time to oil also.
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>>68374264
Okay thanks
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>decided not to start new job until September
>down to $275
>all expenses paid for but food and alcohol
It's gonna be interesting guys
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⏱⏲⭐⌨⬆↗↘⬇↙⬅↖↕↔↩↪⤴⤵⭕〽‼⁉〰©®™▶⏩⏭⏯◀⏪⏮⏫⏬⏏#⃣0⃣1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣7⃣8⃣9⃣▪▫◻◼◽◾⬛⬜rags
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>>68375052
i wouldnt make it
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>>68375052
>275 for food and alcohol
>for a month and a half

That's like $6/day. Good luck anon.
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>>68375052
>two months and a half months
>$275
You can probably make it if you don't buy any alcohol and eat nothing but rice and beans
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>>68375776
>>two months and a half months
fuck i'm having a stroke lads
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>>68375752
>american education
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>>68375752
>a month an a half
>the city of my American education

You're even more fucked than I thought
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>>68375932
No bully pls mr stronk canadian bull
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>rags
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>the news is showing the isis guys MySpace pictures

Lmao I bet that guy forgot he even had a MySpace
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>tfw there is going to be a memorial for gordie howe and then a memorial for the fags killed
fucking game is going to be delayed for like 6 hours
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>>68376591
Does myspace still exist?
>>68376639
rip monday morning
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>>68376591
I can't imagine having my MySpace pictures up on national news
Thats some serious punishment
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>>68376639
At first I thought the fags would just get a moment of silence but it's in San jogay so they'll probably get Cher to do a concert
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Jesus fucking christ Obama won't even say Muslim or Islam and just said we don't know the guys motivation. Give me trump
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>>68356041
don't skate on your period
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>>68376679
They just keep cycling through them kek
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>>68377321
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>>68377379
Le isis face
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>>68376956
And people wonder why racial tension is high. Fucking coward won't call things what they are.
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>>68377453
The dude called 911 while in the club and said hey I'm doing this for isis and my homies the tsarnaev brothers. Then Obama just says wah wah this guy has hate. Call him a shitskin Muslim and do something about it you faggot stop pussy footing
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>>68362194
Pekka can you translate this for us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyCMUR-1Nyk
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>all the witnesses are 100% fags
Their voices are hilarious rip my sides
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Sure is /pol/ in here.
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>>68378677
This
Fuck off back there, shitheads
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>>68378804
>image.jpg
Not until you go back to /int/ you fuck
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>>68376956
off yourself
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>>68378934
>mad
>at phones
What will they think of next?
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>>68379233
Everyone knows you're the americaitlyn guy you have no reason to complain about off topic posts
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>>68378934
>implying you're not /int/ now too
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Hockey ends tonight
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>>68379453
reminder that if crosby or letang had easily iced the puck on a penalty kill the series would have been a 4-0 sweep
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>>68379330
>only one phone exists
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>>68381182
That's no bathroom, that's your unclean bedroom. Pick up your shit.
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>>68381182
BOOOHOOO GO BACK TO /int/ you're probably some guy that I am mad at who doesn't even post here anymore
>>
phoneposter btfo
>>
patrick kane did nothing wrong.

evander kane is a rapist and serial deadbeat.
>>
>>68376956
Who fucKing cares, America is shit anyway
>>
>>68383122
As a cross-border vagrant I'm actually really proud of American hockey players this year.
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>>68383398
I meant in a general "kill everyone because I don't care" edgy sort of sense
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>>68382550
I agree with this post
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>>68383630
Nobody cares faggot
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>>68381031
What happened?
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>>68370394
>pork roll, egg and cheese

It's Taylor ham, egg and cheese you degenerate
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>>68384367
Living in North jersey is degenerate
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>>68384367
>living in new jersey
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>>68384202
You cared enough to reply
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Requesting the chart showing stanley cups wins by country in last 20 or so years
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>>68378125
Bulju: WHAT YOU DONE, HNGH! I won't... can't come up with more...
Guy: Yes you can! Put some chili on it! Let's hear it.
Bulju: OYOYOYOYOY AWRGHNEBFN
Guy: AAGH
Bulju: WHOUGH! You're leaving now! HAHAHAH
Guy: NO NO NO JUST GO, just let it come out!
Bulju: WOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAH

Guy: Just yell or something. Just yell.
Bulju: AAAGH!
Guy: JUST LIKE THAT, LOUDER!
Bulju: AAAGH!
Guy: LOUDER!
Bulju: WHAT?
Guy: LOUDER!
Bulju: WHY?
Guy: LOUDER!
Bulju: OKAY OKAY!
Guy: LIKE THAT!
Bulju: RIGHT!
Guy: LOUDER!
Bulju: COME ON NOW!
Guy: EXACTLY!
Bulju: YEAH, YOU GONNA GET IT!
Guy: BRING IT!
Bulju: BRINGIN IT!
Guy: JUST LIKE THAT!
Bulju: WHERE? COME ON!

Bulju. WHAT IS IT? THE SAME GUY, WAKE UP NOW! WAKE UP! I WON'T WATCH THIS ANYMORE! WAKE UP! ...blagh
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>>68385758
TSSUUUUUU
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>>68385758
Hi finlan
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>>68382550
So he consistently pays his credit off fully at the due date
That's pretty smart desu Jew
>>
>>68377379
>MySpace

is this 2004?
>>
>tfw no /hoc/ in my country
>>
I wonder if any of the dead homos were blots fans and posted in /hoc/ there was that tranny lover
>>
>>68387247
The tranny lover was a salty detroit poster
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>>68387283
Maybe fuk_ponek was on vacation and he got died
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>>68387035
I hate your country because I can never remember how to spell bissau on sporcle quizes
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>>68387035
RARE
A
R
E

support the Devils
you are now a Devils fan, they are the best team
the DEVIIIIIIIIILS
>>
>>68387500
I hope not. I miss that meme loving fuck even if he was a little sjw faggot >rags pony fucker
>>
>>68387563
>leaf being good at anything

>>68387584
pay debts
>>
>>68387588
Too late he's dead. He died doing ehat he loved, sucking on a Mexicans dick
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I hate finns
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>>68387715
same
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>>68387643
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/world

bring it on fuck boy
>>
Reminder that if not for MASSIVE undeniable refpuck the ducks would have already swept the sharks blues and pens
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>>68387715
agreed
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>>68387926
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>>68387926
>the Disneyland Beaners
>''''''''''''''''''''fans''''''''''''''''''''''
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oh tonight is the final??? ohohohohohohohohoho

Sharks made it to the final. Squid was a decent trip, is he still around? Is Kessel going to outmeme real life?

Most importantly

>will I manage to stay awake until the fucking game starts?
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>>68388153
It's game 6 ya goof
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>>68388240
Don't respond to it
>>
when are they going to build publix in africa?
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>>68388304
shut your fucking mouth bitch

game 6, who cares, if Penguinos win that's it.
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>>68387926
is thhis you?
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>>68388381
>mfw multicultural publix posting
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>>68388516
It's just a guy on a proxy
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>>68388571
>implygin
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>>68388610
are you a fucking colonialist then?
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>odd flags in my hoc
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>>68389223
shut the fuck up you yellow mongol fuck your the odd flag literally everybody in hoc fucking hates you and your shit country. you add nothing but shitposting and thread derailment everybody hates you and i cant wait until you kill yourself you autistic fucker dont you have vodka to drink pekka fucking faggot
>>
>>68389368
>mad at binland
>>
SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE ALRIGHT, DON'T BE A MUSLIM NEAR ME TOMORROW
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>>68389368
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>>68389555
god speed, my trible getting friend. make america great again
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>>68389787
Throw bacon at him
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>>68389565
Btfo
>>
>>68389787
>>68389811
I'd throw my bacon at that qt
>>
>>68389811
>>68389883
I wanna get at her loins, if you know what I mean.
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>tfw not an embarassment to my mother, family, community or country
feels good not being finnish lads
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Why is Toews so serious lads?
>>
>>68390001
Thinkin bout killing Muslims n stuff
>>
>>68390001
He's a true american hero. Also, way to fuck up your get you cock sucking faggot.
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>>68388153
Game 6
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>>68390015
Muslims deserve to be at the bottom of the sea

>>68390043
Oh you think you could've done better you fucking bender?
>>
>>68390080
dont fucking reply to my posts you cuck
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>>68389368
kek, check this butthurt autist out

Finns are the GOAT hoc posters
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>>68390094
I'll reply to whom I want, bitch nigga.
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>>68390119
fuck you grease i thought we were friends even if you dont post your cute butt
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>>68390188
>i thought we were friends

apparently, you need to reconsider a lot of thigns you think.
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Why are hockey players so much better than povertyhoop and poverty kick players? Is it demographics?
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Hey Greece, you ever had buttermilk pancakes?
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>>68390319
>buttermilk pancakes?

no...
I wish I would

maybe you are my friend
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fuck grease finland is now my best friend and replaces grease stupid greasy olive skinned nigger.

post pulju
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>rags
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>>68390344
Nice Vlasic dubs.

Of course we're buds, buttermilk is the best.
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>>68390430
fuck off your not a real devils fan
>>
No sandwich posters ITT. Wonder why?
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>>68390390
fug you
>>
Hey finns I just bought finlandia imported butter. Good stuff
>>
Will gordie Howe's silent moment be overshadowed by the shooting in gay bar?
>>
>>68390460
Because they felt funny after drinking Jagr's urine --> >>68390430
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>>68390460
I'm whipping it out. And you know what's funny? You will unironically get mad.
>>
>>68390430
yay, Vlasic! I jsut hope I 'll make it to the game. I 've already had beer and food and worked for 9 hours, it's going to be hard.
Should I make a small turkish coffee?
>>
>>68390528
kill yourself you dumb faggot no one likes you
>>
>>68390460
theres 3 within the last 20 or so posts
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>>68390457
I'm not a devils fan.

>>68390528
Yeah coffee or tea sounds like a good idea.
>>
STOP RESPONDING TO IT
>>
>>68390517
>>68390504

Was implying they got shot at a gay club. You ruined my joke
>>
>>68390550
Wow stop being so rude to Greek poster. What has she done to you?
>>
>>68390572
wow. what a hilarious joke. top notch
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>>68390572
Oh, sorry. The concept was good, but maybe just a bit off on the delivery.

Sandwich?
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>publix
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>>68390572
rip Ference
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>>68390572
Here, have a meme for your trouble
>>
>>68390691
Fuckin fag lovers
>>
Thank you Finland for Donskoi.
>>
>>68390706
Tampon gay
>>
Thank you FInland for Tuomo Ruutu and Jesse "imminent obliteration" Pulljujulujjjujaervi
>>
>>68390743
I'm a blots fan but I gotta admit grandpa gay was always the funniest to me
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>mfw out of towners come to my building and cause a scene
>>
>it's a "greece reminds /hoc/ just how terrible of a poster she is" episode
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>grease
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>>68390904
Turn a fan on and take a trip to pornhub or /gif/
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>>68390940
At least it's about to get banned
>>
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Is Toews worth the $10 mil?
>>
Mods, please no ban, I 'll keep posting about hockey, this was just an interlude.


So is Vlasic playing tonight?

>>68391006
she might be showing her boobs to him, but you are the real MVP
>>
>>68391197
You outed yourself as a stinky smelly beaner nobody cares anymore
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post yfw sharks get fucked up
>>
Meaningless stat update:
Pens are 2-3 after 2 travel days this postseason
Sharks are 1-1 in Game 6's this postseason
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>>68391228
>you are the real MVP

Thanks m80

>>68391238
I'm not mexican.
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>>68391306
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>>68391339
>>68391306
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Has Tavares lived up to expectations?
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Post rare jones's
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>>68391453
>>
>>68391525
Except Pittsburgh loves trump and San Jose hates him because they're all illegals
>>
>>68391525
>tfw born 4 days after him and have accomplished nothing in my life

Oh well I bet jones can't meme half as hard as me
>>
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>>68391577
>Pittsburgh loves trump
Nice try reddit. Shitsberg is as much of a leftist hellhole as philthy.
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>>68391682
>iktf
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hope you boys are ready for that offseason
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Daily reminder that the Pens have the most dedicated fanbase in the league.
>>
>>68391696
He's had two rallies in Pittsburgh retard. He was there yesterday fuck off hillary
>>
>>68391525
>only Jesus saves more
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>>68391739
>t. reddit
He's making a play to have a chance at winning PA. PA will go blue because of shitholes like Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. Trump was in San Jose. That means San Jose loves Trump?

Sorry Mr. Redditor, your city is shit.
>>
Who can stop us next season?
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>>68391836
>stars
>playoffs
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How does /hoc/ kill the time till the game?
>>
>>68391836
Bloos
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>>68391891
talk about sandwiches. mad?
>>
>>68391818
That's a lot of wrong projections. Yes Pittsburgh loves him because he's pro oil, coal, and industry but I guess all you can say is reddit
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>>68391836
literally every decent offense
because >we cursed us with not one, no TWO times >finnish goaltending
also maybe more oduyas would be great
>>
>>68390768
Jesse pepeptttpoooppoo
>>
Jesse pepeeeeeepoooopooopoooo
>>
So is today
>shorks elimination day?
>>
>>68391891
I'm replacing my skates right now. Gonna play some mass effect too
>>
>>68391736
You spelled fairweather wrong
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>>68392043
*re lacing*
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>>68391959
>if I say it enough times it'll become true
I'm sorry fampai, I know you love your shit city, but it's blue as fuck. Trump is making a play there because now it looks like OH might be off the table. He needs PA to turn red, and if that happens it won't be because of your shit city, it'll because he mobilized the state in between the two cities.

Sorry dude, Shitsberg should love Trump because of the reasons you stated, but they don't. Why? Because it's a leftist cesspool not too different than that other shit city across your state.
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>>68392043
>unironically playing Bioshit
>>
>>68392112
Why's Ohio off the table?
>>
>>68391923
>mad
>at sandwiches

Why the hell should I be mad at bread and ham?

>>68392043
nice
I found some old unfinished gunpla from years ago when I was a hardcore neet (no bully pls) and maybe will finish it for old time sake
also preparing beer and maybe snacks for the game
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>>68392112
Read my posts I don't even live in that state DUDE. Youre an idiot.
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>>68392164
weeb*
not neet
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>>68392155
It's not
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>>68392155
Because Trump. Kasich seems to have no intention of endorsing, but it's kind of a moot point. I shouldn't have said "off the table," but Ohio will almost certainly vote Hillary. But because of Trump, PA is now far more up in the air and Trump has a very real chance there.

And, again, not because of Pittsburgh or Philadelphia, those will go blue. But in the outlying areas of those cities and the rest of the state? Trump can really pull out voters there.

There's a reason the RNC has their convention in Cleveland. The plan was to win Ohio and get a few more swing states. Trump kind of threw a wrench in that plan because now states are in play and others are out. SOme retooling will be needed, but he's far from unelectable.

#CruzMissile btw
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>cucked by their own beards
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>>68392391
you just know
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>>68392391

shopped?
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>>68392267
THIS GUY
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>>68392412
When I talk about a city I'm including the suburbs you underage retard. No shit the inner city niggers will vote dem
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>>68392553
>myers is a giant
>gerbe is hobbit
>myers closer to the camera
seems right to me.
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>>68392391

What did she mean by this?
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>>68392568
Keep moving those goalposts dude.
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>>68392553
doubtful
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>>68392391
>>68392553
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>>68392727

LMAO
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>>68392752
he was fun to watch even if he was pretty useless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QQYpZu5Agw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wndie9VVzRc
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>>68392883

>getting scored on by a manlet
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Is anyone watching the stream. A guy with a sign that says "Fuck Pittsburgh" behind the people talking
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>>68392883
>mason
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wBVThr_qhw
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>>68392727

How does he hop over the bench on line changes?
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>>68393136
He has to add box jumps to his training regimen
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what the hell am I watching
>"Pens change room"
>"What the hell is indy?"
>"You don't know what indy is? It's like Soundgarden"
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>>68392961
Is he mexican
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>>68393230
No
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Why is Tyler Myers so bullyable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H4n5HnEVRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ox7ZFtAHrg
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>>68393365
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>>68356041

Wear socks that completely cover your ankles
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>>68393404
>thrashers crowds
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>>68369017
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>>68393470
I had season tickets and went to every home game since 2001.
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>>68393365
>bully hill vineyards
kek

and those were some good hits, why isnt that play made more often? take the point man out and you can easily make a clean hit there
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>>68393365
>>68393404
just think guys that tall start to tip past the best effective size for hockey

he's so tall that to be built like guys shorter than him he would probably have to put on another 20 pounds then he starts to compromise his speed

this is based on 0% actual science by me
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>>68392961
I liked the Finland one
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>cuba gooding jr
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>>68391306
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>>68393502
>tfw GT alum
If it was at least 3 of us, it was as cheap as going to a movie. Split the parking cost and tickets were like 15 bucks. I wasn't into hockey but a good bud of mine was from Sweden. Biggest Enstrom fan ever.

I still feel bad. People like me just didn't know about hockey. And now they're gone.
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>>68357008
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>>68393687
Maybe Bettman will be stupid enough to try it a third time. Or at the very least an AHL team.
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>>68391400
19th in Points per game in the cap era (at least 100 gp)
http://hkref.com/tiny/QLFJ8
(also check out where Savard is, it's a shame he got his career cut short)

Tavares has been pretty shitty in the playoffs though, doesn't make the top 100 of this list that most of the other current stars are on
http://hkref.com/tiny/1H6IJ
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>>68393748
Should be a smuk frok, sheep, or monkey
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>wake me up
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marleau looks so sad, gordie clearly meant a lot to him
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>>68393954
Mind if I save this? Nice meme
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No game thread?
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Crosby is allergic to pickles.
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>>68394036
Reddits here
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game thread
>>68394092
>>68394092
>>68394092
>>68394092
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>>68394083

haha look he mentioned reddit again
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>>68394112
This dude spends all day calling people reddit
Someone should get him some mental help
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i literally havent watched 1 SCF game this season and im not going to tonight
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>>68394506
cool
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Fuck underage gamethreads I'm posting here
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>>68394895
>don't look at computer while in play
>look at thread at whistle
>100+ posts

Oh it's full of people not watching the game how fun
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This is already the best game of the year
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>booing no icing because a pen got there first

California is so stupid
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>>68395873
>Penguins fans once booed the refs for not calling a too many men penalty on a team that only had 4 skaters on the ice.
both fanbases are bandwagon retards desu
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>>68393769
>Tavares has been pretty shitty in the playoffs though, doesn't make the top 100 of this list that most of the other current stars are on
Nice post, retard. He's literally elite in the playoffs, and there's no argument otherwise. He was bad for one series, while he's been great in the other three. He has several clutch goals already too; four of his 11 goals have been game-winners, and two of those were in overtime(one series winning).
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>>68396194
If he's so good then where's his ring?
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I hate that Joel Ward nigger! So fucking annoying.
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>>68393769
>>68396194
>>68396318

22 pts in 24 games
Unless I'm missing something he should be 13th(pts/g) on that list, right behind Kucherov. Also, he should be 4th in goals(g/gp).
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>>68393769
most of those guys have played way more playoff games than Tavares though, tbf.
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I'm very excited
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FUCK KUNITZ
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>>68355971
Could anyone provide me with the /sp/ and /hoc/ approved list of team name changes?
Sharks=Shorks
Those kind?
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>>68397700
Are you our manager
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>>68397742
This is unimportant. I simply need the information
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>>68397812
Well that was the only way I was going to tell you. Now you can go fuck yourself
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>>68397895
Thank you
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>>68397967
Who the fuck are you and why did you think we would accept your faggotry here
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Just checked page 1 and/sp/ is so dead. At least the pongs will win
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>>68398017
Somebody who just started watching hockey in the conference finals and decided to expand my /sp/ repitoire to /hoc/. I also like to be hip on the memes
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>>68398287
Go away you're not welcome here
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Well that was a fun season I guess.
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Since 09
>Pens
>Hawks
>Bruins
>Kings
>Hawks
>Kings
>Hawks
>Now Pens

Wow no wonder no one watches this sport anymore.Have fun being over taken by MLS.
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5 MINUTES LEFT BOIS
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Bad feel right now
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>>68399102
Just 4. I feel so good.
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>Kessel shoots directly on Jones' pad
>WOW WHAT A SAVE
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I for one am looking forward to the 3 month Crosby circlejerk.
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>>68399255
for every penguins cup win post i will respond with a picture of clip art starting exactly one week after this game for the entirety of the off season
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2 MINUTES
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Fatty gets to lift the cup before players like Iginla Doan, Thorton, Lundqvist, Ovi, Stamkos, Tavares, Luongo, Parise, Koivu and many others

This ain't right
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Bolts vs Pongs was the real SCF, y'all.
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GO PENS GO

THEY FUCKING DID IT
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that's it
hockey's done
see you guys at the world cup(of hockey)
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>>68399699
>mfw i was mocked for saying this
>mfw "western bestern conference"
west is shit and will not win a cup for the next 3 years minimum. go ahead and cap it and laugh at me, ill be laughing when im right again
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Why
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I am a sharks fan but Määttä is fucking amazing.
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Fucking sharks, apathetic as fuck

What a shit team. Fuck San Huese. You had ONE job
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>kessel leaves the laffs
>wins cup first year
L m.f.a.o.
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I hope you faggots are happy. Crosby got another cup, I hope you're fucking happy.
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HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHSHSAHAAHAHHAHAHAA
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post yfw when >your team could do better than the shorks in the final

pathetic tbqh
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AYYYY LMAO

>THE CITY OF MEXICAN SAINT JOSEPH

>THE PLANET OF >SHORKS
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>>68399916
The Bolts, if they played in the West, could have made this a series.
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>>68399884
why wouldn't he win cups when the league changes its rules to better fit his playing style?

don't hate the player, hate the jew that's molesting our sport for ratings
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For me, Sidney Crosby is one of the Pens' best players

Thoughts?
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>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
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>>68399999
DIGITS
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>Hags does shit against Kings 2 years ago

>Gets a cup with the Pens

I feel sick right now
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You are now aware that Carl Hagelin is the latest former Ranger to win Lord Stanley's Cup.
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OFFSEASON STARTS NOW BOYS

>rags
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>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
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THANK YOU BASED BILL
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>>68399999
holy shit nice digits
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>winning the cup on the road

lame desu
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id love to shorks post but im more fucking pissed cindy and bill "chubby goofy hot dog reddit champion" man won
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Holy fuck Bill is fat and bald
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>shorks is the new >rags
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>1 shot in the 3rd of the stanley cup finals where you're down by one goal.

They saved the best shorking for last.
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>we live in a world where Phil Kessel finally has his name on the cup
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PHIL "BILL" KESSEL STANLEY CUP CHAMPION
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>>68400278

And only a few more years until there are no >laffs on the cup
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>the Laffsville Laffs just paid Bill "MVP" Kessel $1.2 million US dollars to win the Cup for Pittsburgh
>laffs
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>mfw that autist kessel has more cups then giroux...
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>pongs have won 4 cups since filthy won their last
HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
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>cry baby crosby winning the cup
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>>68400429
its a sacrifice im willing to live with so long as based Bill got it too
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>>68400429

It's not optimal, but it is balanced by the shorks losing the cup, and Bill "The Living Meme" Kessel getting his ring

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FUCK BETTNIGGER
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boooooing betman

>based sharks fans
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BUTTMAN GETTING BOOED

MY SIDES
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>CROSY GETS THE SMYTHE

ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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Based sap
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>Crosbitch
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This booing Bettman shit is so stupid. I wanna just watch draft days and cup ceremonies without retards booing.
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>crosby playoff MVP

What even the fuck
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>>68400617
fuck yes. at least reddit man doesnt get it
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>Crybaby getting the Conn-Smithe
>Not based Bill
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WTF

BILL ROBBED
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>>68400429
AND the smythe
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH CROSBY GETTING MVP

FUCK YOU BETMAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH CROSBY GETTING MVP

FUCK YOU BETMAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH CROSBY GETTING MVP

FUCK YOU BETMAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH CROSBY GETTING MVP

FUCK YOU BETMAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH CROSBY GETTING MVP

FUCK YOU BETMAN
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>not Bill

FUCK YOU
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wow i hate bettman so much fuck off croshit
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>>68400678
booing bettman right out of the fucking building is a cup tradition, newfag.
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>Crosby
>Conn Smythe

This is a fucking joke right
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>Crosgoat wins the conn smythe
You're welcome Pittsburgh
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yeah solid effort sharks, you didn't get swept, congratulations

>crysby

what a fucking joke
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>Crysby gets smythe
>not Bill the Thrill
>not Jones, the only Shork that made it an interesting series
Gas the kike
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Fuck Crosby
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>mfw crosby is the Roman Reigns of the NHL
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>Crosby getting MVP for blocking a shot and intangibles
>one shot in the 3rd by the shorks
>no emotions
>no fighting
>clutch and grab
>dump and chase

This new NHL gets worse and worse every year.
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Bettman literally sucking crosby's dick right now.
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>pen1s hoist the cup in their ugly sweaters on the road
lmao
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Jones deserved it 5 billion percent or defence is shit

Crosby is a system babby don't deserve it
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>playing the Captain America theme song for Sidney Crosby
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>>68400796
>>68400799
>>68400820
he didn't even hand the cup off to bill

what a fucking prick
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>put out performance of a lifetime
>get ashamed by his useless players and get snubbed

I feel really sorry for him
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>>68401062
How does Crosby get the Smythe with no goals the entire series? Fucking Bettman
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>>68401184
>MUH INTANGIBLES
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>7th in scoring
>2nd on his team
>wins the smythe

torch thhis league
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So did crysby hand the cup to Bettman or Sutherland 1st?
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>>68401184
you just answered your own question my friend
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I AM SO SO HAPPY
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>mad at crosgod
lmao i hope they keep winning
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At least Bonino and the Rev got a ring now.
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Fuck this shit, this is the worst finals in 10 years

>tfw we will never have as great finals as in 2011
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>>68401265
>>68401265
>>68401265
New thread
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