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TSUUUUUUUUU
first for pulju
say my name
Avs last cup: 2001
Franchise entry date: 1995
Leafs last cup: 1967
Franchise entry date: 1912
LELMAOOO
>summer time is football time
>canada and finland not qualified
kek
>>68338751
you mean 1979
good edition
>>68338791
I was watching my local 3rd div. club's game today
When will the Coilers finally fuck off from getting high picks?
>>68338653
Every knowledgeable hockey fan is hoping their GM calls Sakic, Benning, and Sweeney regularly, that's because they're the dumbest in the league. Your homer opinion doesn't change that. 2, 123 different hockey fans voted your management as not being trusted to make good decisions. That means 2123x more than your opinion
>yfwswtc
>>68338919
Literally never.
Joe Sakic and Patrick Roy are the worst GM/coach in the league, hands down
>>68339115
and their captain is a dirty rat, soft sweed, teenage landeskog
how can an organization be so bad at decisions
Stop replying to this avs autist. You're shitting up the thread with garbage.
>>68339115
That autist is literally still going on about how they're not bad. He also thinks Beauchemin is an amazing defenceman because he blocks a lot of shots.
Guys, I need help. I'm not a hateful person. I believe harboring hate is detrimental to both your physical, mental and emotional health. In manyways I'm a bit of a pacifist; were we to reinstitute the draft tomorrow, I would probably rather go to prison. But good fucking god I hate finns.
I can see him right now. He's sitting by himself with the backlight of his computer the only source of light in his squalid apartment. He's giggling to himself as he takes another swig of low quality vodka, maybe even a sip from his moldy, 2 day old beer that's been sitting on his desk open. He keeps chuckling to himself; he thinks he's hilarious. He thinks people like when he posts pictures of his pathetic nation's new idol. He ":DDDD"s as he sweats, the alcohol metabolizing and seeping out of his pores. He posts Laine, he talks about how Barkov is elite, and he thinks the world loves him. But you know what Pekka? Nobody loves you. This whole board fucking hates you, and the world would be a better place if you killed yourself.
Everytime I see that disgusting flag on this board, I die inside. I fucking hate it, I hate it so much. I just want all finns to know this, and if I had the chance? I'd like to see every single last man, woman and child from that disgusting country gassed.
>>68339298
>>68339263
Hahaha thats me
Is there a worse fanbase?
>>68339258
The guy is fucking retarded, but his own fanbase agrees that roy and Sakic are fucking terrible and should be fired
Just look at the attendance
>>68338747
Marner must be the happiest guy in the world right now.
>Getting selected by your hometown team
>Now they are going to select Matthews
>Team will prolly be gud in a few years
>>68339485
oilels fans are unbearable on HF. so smug despite their team being such utter dogshit
>>68339485
Bombston comes close atleast
>>68339485
id be more interested to know the 2nd worst fans t b h
some small market like Phoenix or Tampa Bay?
>>68339527
people in colorado don't really understand hockey desu senpai
>>68339583
>good with lamarello running things
lel nope
>>68339485
Philly has got to be up there. Top 3 worst probably.
pulju boy tell em
hey i got a new dance for y'all it's called the pulju boi
you gotta shoot then skate back three times from left to right
pulju boy off in this hoe
watch me wrist it
watch me roll
watch me crank that pulju boi
then backhand that goal
now watch me tsuuuu
crank dat pulju boi
now watch me tsuuuu
crank dat pulju boi
now watch me tsuuuu
crank dat pulju boi
who /shorks/ here?
>>68339669
yeah not really sure why leafs fans tout lou being in charge as good thing. he just got fired because he left the devils in dogshit condition
>>68339669
>>68339730
what if they just fired him
>>68339583
>Win everything there is to win in the O
>Be returned to Junior, yet again
Even Kadri didn't stall that hard
Guys, why does it still hurt?
Should I be this sad about an old fart i didn't see play?
>>68339705
good Post
>>68339754
if the leafs fired lou? need to find someone else i guess
>the team DRAFTS you
>you just have to take it
>call yourself land of the free
explain this shit to me Americans
>>68339730
It may have something to do with him finding a way to move Phaneuf, who was literally deemed untrade-able without salary retention for his whole contract. Phaneuf was going to be a complete anchor for eternity and now he's Ottawa's problem
>>68339705
so retarded lol
>>68339805
You see? ezpz :^)
>>68339791
>I didn't see play
Are you like 15?
>>68339813
>>You just have to take it
>Not being happy a team actually wants your services over some other faggot.
>>68339813
rice people like owning slaves
>>68339813
The team is the reason why America is free DA BLUEJACKETS WIN ONE
>>68339919
hey easily recognizable reddit guy, how's it going?
>>68339705
lmao
>>68339875
>15
Nah, too Young to see Howe but old enough to see the Wongs miss the ploffs
>>68339705
Hahaha
>>68339982
Pls don't samefag
>>68339945
I'm good
Why haven't you killed yourself easily recognizable Neckbeard
>>68339919
Reddit guy
>>68340055
>Mfw I don't even go on Reddit
Where can you find WOWYs for the playoffs?
>>68340027
because my wife's son needs my beta bucks for college. btw not the same guy that called you out yesterday but i'm the guy who agreed with him. hopefully the other poster will be around to see how easy it is to pull your posts out of a lineup
>mlse boss wants ads on jerseys
honestly we should jusy gas anyone who supports the maple leafs
>>68340194
Referring you to this post
>>68340125
>>68340022
delete this please. tia
>>68340194
yeah I'm here
>>68340210
>inb4 Laffers defend ads on Jerseys
>>68340306
>being this jew'd
Almost as bad as getting safeco'd
>jerseys
i like adverts on sweaters. shl and liigga sweaters are cool looking. personally i would like to see big bill skating across center ice with the mcdonald's arches right where a captain's C would be
>>68339843
He hasn't looked bad as a sen desu
>>68340370
>i like adverts on sweaters
kill yourself
>>68340370
bettman will probably use this post as a testimonial at the next board of governors meeting
oh wtf I thought there was a game tonight
fuck this schedule, it's 36 degrees outside and they're still playing
>>68340403
it helps that the SNES aren't close to being a cap team. That contract on any cap team looks absolutely brutal.
If you look at how bad his footspeed is now though, there are going to be some brutal years ahead. If you thought Chris Phillips was shitty on his way out, this is going to be a whole new low.
>>68340443
better than 3 commercial breaks in the period, continuous pop-up ads and THIS GOAL WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY JEW JEWERSONS SODA TM
>>68340443
why on earth would i do that when mcdonald's is offering the McPick 2 Meal Bundle at all Participating Locations in North America? i could get 10 pc. Chicken McNuggets and a Big Mac for just 5 Dollars USD. i'll probably go to Mcdonald's tomorrow and get the Mcpick 2 Meal Bundle before i settle in to watch the NHL on NBC Presents: The Stanley Cup Final.
>>68340511
It was 90 degrees today
>>68340443
As long as they provide versions without adverts, I'm good. They can charge a bit more
>>68340511
>>68340601
it's so cold today i have to turn on the heater
it's either 5 degrees or 25 degrees here
>>68340511
its hard to imagine that some teams havent played since the beginning of april
>>68340634
nice b8
>>68340689
its hard to imagine what my stepmoms puss feels like but i just did it and blew a stinky wad onto my tummy lol
what am i supposed to do without a game tonight why do they even need 2 days off lol. it takes like 30 seconds to travel on the giant jets they have
>>68339681
No, Flyers are ELITE
>>68340554
They need to clean the ice anyways.
>>68340774
Get help you chubby degenerate pedosotan
>>68339705
Good post
>>68340954
stop samefagging you finnish autist
>>68340989
/thread
>>68341013
>>68340989
>>68340954
What was the start of all this?
When did the cogs of fate begin to turn?
Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,
From deep within the flow of time.
You know what? I don't care anymore, downvote all you want, finnish posters are bad posters.
>>68341253
I agree good post
>>68341302
delete this
got any plans tonight bros?
>>68341384
why
>>68341434
Gotta go to sleep soon it's nearly 2am
>>68341434
Going out to dinner with my mom since she's in town
>>68341479
7 pm here m8 i'm heading to the bar to have a pint
>>68341545
that's nice anon, you sound like a good son
>>68341441
Finns are what /hoc/ needs, but not what /hoc/ wants right now. So we'll haunt him. Because finns can take it. Finns are silent shitposter, watchfull posters, dark memers.
>>68341479
>>68341434
its not even 7pm here yet and i drank about a liter of wine and i've been shitting like every 10 mins. i went to a buddys cookout for like 3 hours earlier and it sucked so i came home
>>68341594
are wineshits as smelly as beershits?
>>68341434
Getting my sleep on. Drank with my brother and watched the euros. But he went home
>>68341633
they smell pretty bad so i'm blaing them on my wife's son
>>68341633
Red wine shits smell weird
>tfw your team drafted a Swedish literal who and your prospect pool is very dim
At least Minnesota is a free agent destination
>>68339813
You can always play in the mongol league if you don't like it
>>68342037
>At least Minnesota is a free agent destination
yeah how's that one been working out for you?
>>68342037
swedes are overrated. brodin is a suter babby
>>68338747
>say my name
mitch the bitch marmot
>>68342037
You're welcome
>>68342161
>1993
How's that working out for you bitch boi?
>>68342222
quads confirm
>>68342273
btfo
1993.
>>68342273
>1993 vs never
Hmm I wonder what's worse...
>>68341545
Are you going to get her drunk and see where things go?
>>68342464
owned desu even canada has won a cup more recently than minnesota. makes you wonder
>>68342464
C U C K
U
C
K
>>68342273
Hey it's the guy with the Reddit account, not surprised he's a Minnesota fan, they are the Reddit of states
>>68342600
Hey it's the guy from a cuck country, not surprised since you're literally r eddit
>>68342663
You have an account tho lelmao
>>68339705
Based.
Oh look, a pedo and a cuck arguing over who's worse
How does Martin Jones go from this: https://youtu.be/9Ge1NcMt4R to Starting goaltender of a Stanley Cup finalist?
>>68342769
samefagging AGAIN
>>68342781
Top quality link
>>68342781
top kek pause @ 3:57
>kongs
>stinky smelly beaners
>>68339705
i actually laughed but i'm drunk
>>68342161
oh yeah i'm a hot athletic millionaire let me go live in the forest with a bunch of fat pastey hobbit people
>>68343013
samefagging AGAIN
>>68342161
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>68343013
Unfunny samefag
>>68343013
samefaggot
>rags
unbelievable how many times one autistic man will samefag his own post. at some point doesn't it just make you feel sad instead of good?
>rags
>rags
>all of this finnish shitposting
>no mention of ristolainen
>>68343606
>buffalel
>No cups
>A jewish player
le l
FINNISH NATIONAL TEAM
yumyum kookoojummi- diddo sumcockuojevi-jimjob numnum
lempo rumplestilskin- narnak joopei- pesto linguoli
yummi poopaleinen- peeia poopaleinen- gumbo luvsomefartonen
bummo fartov- teemu selanne - jesse puljujarvi
teste nutsatinov- blimpo gummiev
limlim dimsum- testo chimichanga
janne niinimaa- james michaels
tuukka rask
pekka rinne
why
>>68343648
>a leaf
i'm talking about the player, retarded fuck.
>>68343606
Career hat tricks:
Ristolainen 1
E. Karlsson 0 (zero)
karlsson will never be a top pairing d-man on a team that wins a stanley cup, just as p.k. subban will never be. ristolainen will, although not in the barren, bleak, permafrost wilderness territory of buffalo
Why don't you live in Minnesota yet hoc?
>>68344076
Career playoff hat tricks:
Johan Franzen: 3
>>68344160
lel
>>68344299
I don't like Rubio
>tfw zero sports on tonight, not even basketball
this monsters game is lit
>>68341434
Going to watch Game 4 of the AHL Finals then go visit some friends.
>>68344361
>not watching the ahl game
And you post on /hoc/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpjnIb6_zU0
>>68344414
stream?
>>68344422
old but gold webm
>>68344076
Active players career hat tricks:
Zetterberg: 6
D. Sedin: 6
L. Eriksson: 3
J. Franzen: 3
M. Boedker: 3
...
Finland?
>>68344444
It's on tv
Also at the game
Thank you Phil
Thank you Phil ;____;
>>68344851
>>68344752
stop forcing reddit memes
>>68344536
Bodker ain't a swede
For all those interested
>>68344890
>>68344890
>>68344890
>>68344890
>>68344944
Point is that a danish player has more hat tricks than any active finn
>>68345032
B-b-but
>>68345107
You're cool anyway
>>68345163
I'm going to sleep now
goodnight
>>68345314
Me too.
Good night, sleep tight
>>68344444
nice quints
also it's free on ahl live
>>68339669
but muh shanaplan
>>68343649
Good post
Could you imagine living in Ohio or Pennsylvania?
>>68345648
that's a very attractive asian man
>>68344299
No publix
>>68344374
and still no score
>/hoc/ only giving fucks about NHL
but in the offseason there will surely be some asian league viewers
Justin Peters is standing on his head
>>68346010
will he keep the bears from getting BTFO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QmTgbuLDVw
drunk bruins fan here, missing classic, prime boychuk
>>68344851
Phil was so based
>>68346080
Probably not. They have nothing going for them offensively. Eventually a monster will get one past him.
Who (You) got?
>>68345929
It's because of Finnish goal tending
Also no calls its all refpuck
made a thread just for the fun of it
last try else just let it die
>>68344890
>>68344890
>state of hockey
>no cups
What did they mean by this?
why would anyone watch ahl hockey lmao
sure, i'll watch junior hockey, i do it all the time... but ahl? literally i could score 20 goals in that league right now. honestly, if someone will buy me equipment i will score 20 goals in the ahl next season.
>>68346399
>I-I-I can score in that league full of NHL-worthy players, it's easy
>doesn't have equipment
>>68346399
lmao
Just ran into an ex girlfriend at dinner and met her boyfriend. He's a manlet male nurse lmao
>>68346626
tell him you'll drop the gloves whenever. tell him coach gave you the green light and it's up to him
>>68346724
Poor guy had a real weak handshake too
>no game tonight
Stupid fucks. What else is there to do on a Saturday night
>>68346882
Get drunk and post on 4chan?
>>68346928
Sounds like a plan
>>68346296
>96
yet another year past when the country of canada last won the stanley cup.
>>68347160
want to have some more /o/ discussion with me my froggy mortal enemy?
>>68347241
You're off to a bad start with that Ferd piece of shit my friend ;^)
>no hockey
>no basedketball
NOOO!
>>68347406
Did he dead?
>>68347406
oh my gosh is he okay
>>68347498
>>68347501
the penny's fine
>>68347406
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>>68347366
>shits on ford
>posts one of the ugliest gm products
WEW LAD
gif/webm party
>>68347213
>0 cups
>ever
>>68347793
me ridin' ur mum
Am I too late to the Puljumemes party?
>>68348119
>not gallagay.webm
disappoint
>>68347684
Just kidding, I like Ferd. I like just about any RWD murican car 2bh. But don't you dare dissrespect muh 4th gens
>>68348014
It will last until long after he busts
>>68348257
lol serves him right
>>68348213
Turds and seconds are my favorite
>>68348325
Holy shit so 90s
>>68348397
How is this even physically possible
>>68348489
>filename
thats not lundshit tho
>>68348397
I remember turning that game on 30 seconds before that happened and then laughing for like a minute straight
>>68348460
muh flex
>>68348539
:^)
>>68348412
I like turd gens (especially the facelifted 91-92) but they're objectively the worst gen. Couldn't even get a manual transmission with the 350. This is unacceptable
>>68348612
i know the turds are shit but theyre so segzy. i want an iroc really badly
got all my rags ones queued up for the dump I'm gonna go watch murrican ninja warrior
>rags
there's some finnish guy on american ninja warrior right now
this thread turned reddit af fast af
Anyone watch the Showtime "All Access" Stanley Cup Final shit? Literally just heard about it now.
>>68349474
OT TIME ITS GETTING MORE BASED
>>68349532
haven't heard of it
>>68349184
Was the guy any good?
>>68349576
yeah but he was a big guy so he fell on one of the monkey bar ones. he was super happy though and had fun and his daughter cried
>>68349566
They show behind the scenes stuff each game of the Final. So practice, celebrations, locker room, etc.
It makes sense, since this SCF is rated so badly.
>>68349694
where do I watch it? I bet the pens stuff shows them saying BONINO BONINO BONINO a shit ton
top tier qt
monsters p.r.
>>68349786
>file name
Jej
>>68349834
fuck you she was so cute talking about how exciting it is for them to sell out the Q
>>68349786
have no idea, I turned Showtime on and just heard about it just now
try googling "all access: quest for the stanley cup", you might be able to find some torrents
apparently 4 eps already
>>68349907
>I turned Showtime on
you watchin the boxing?
>>68349941
ya, it'll be good
>>68349961
nice reddit meme
>>68348684
phil had that homer simpson moment there where he asked his brain "can i eat this"
>>68349786
>>68349907
E01: https://www.nhl.com/news/all-access-quest-for-the-stanley-cup-episode-1-stream/c-280765170
E02: http://www.cbssports.com/video/player/nhl/696263235863/0/all-access-quest-for-the-stanley-cup-episode-2
E03: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7IhzwWFXLo
Should be able to find E04 somewhere. A guy on >Reddit posts links I just found those.
>>68350099
thanks. I just saw showtime puts them on ondemand too so I'll probably watch them all tomorrow
>>68350099
thanks, RARE FLAG!
>>68350158
I'm Daniel Sprong t.bh
>>68349988
>lightweights and welterweights
>good
yeah sure. I just saw the HBO fight tonight is fucking featherweights what a boring night
>>68348813
Fugg yeah IROCs. Is that a Roush tho?
>>68342600
>>68350033
>>68349408
>>68344881
>>68340055
>>68339945
Will you guys fuck off. Face it, we all have reddit accounts. There's nothing wrong with being a redditor. Reddit and /hoc/ are allies now to fight against the right-wing /pol/ cancer on this board
>>68350240
whats your opinion on exotics jacques
>>68350252
'no'
though the only thing I'll give reddit props for are their streams. that lazyman program is fucking amazing.
@68350252
No.
>>68350235
>SHOWTIME
>guy that's been in a Fight of the Year bloodbath in the main event
>HBO
>guy who's looking for his 2nd weight division belt in only his 6th fight (fought for a belt in only his 2nd fight)
SHOWTIME for blood, HBO for skillz0rz.
>>68350227
>I'm Daniel Sprong
but are you sprung?
>>68350289
I love Ferrari, BMW and Australian muscle cars. I like at least one car from every manufacturer except the ones that only have econoshitboxes and crossovers like Renault or Kia. Not a huge Honda fan tho. I have to respect their engineers for making great inline 4s but the fanbase is too fucking cancerous for me to ever liek Honda. I also mostly dislike the VAG cars. Your turn
Anyone watching this AHL game? Shit is intense
>>68350563
Truly is I'm here
>>68350584
but you're spending the whole game posting on here
>>68350340
andrade seems pretty cool. the guy he's fighting looks just like chad ochocinco
drunk t.bh
>>68351002
same. I'm bored
Why is /hoc/ the best general on espee? Is it the memery and shitposting? Other generals can't even compete with us.
>>68351002
>>68351190
Sober as fuck here. Sucks 2bh
>>68351264
Well, hockey is the coolest game on earth™ so it's no wonder our threads are the best
>>68351264
cause hockey attracts upper middle class white people; same reason country clubs are nice
Monsters boi
say my name
>tfw just accepted a date tomorrow with a Tinder gril who's ugly as shit but I'm just really lonely
>>68351472
Loudmouth faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gmEt0h_qk
what do you guys think of this meme
>>68350502
im impressed you have such good taste in automobiles yet such shit taste in hockey teams tbphwy
>I have a deep interest in things I'll never own
>>68351867
>i have a deep interest in a league ill never play in and players ill never meet that make exponentially more than i ever will in my entire life
>>68351867
you're going to own an nhl team?
>I have a deep interest in things
>tfw finns are sleeping
good riddance those cucks are the fucking worst i hope russia annex soon
>>68352079
>bullying binland
>>68352079
No hope for you
>Jesse Puljujärvi
>Seth Jones
>Brandon Saad
>Zach Werenski
>Oliver Bjökstrand
>Alexander Wennberg
>Boone Jenner
>Sonny Milano
>Ryan Murphy
>Kerby Rychel
>Anton Forsberg
>Joonas Korpisalo
Does any team have young talent like that?
>>68352279
Coyotes are close but no. The blue jackets are fucking scary.
>yfw bishop to columbus and the tortorella jackets go on to be the longest running dynasty in professional sports history
huomenta, suomi
I was just in Detroit today and found this at the Detroit history museum.
RIP Gordie Howe, the original GOAT
Also Detroit is in great condition. It has retuned as a world class city.
>Bobby Layne's jacket
>>68352279
The jets are pretty young and have a decent prospect pool. Especially now with Laine.
>>68352386
Good morning America
>>68351930
>>68351942
I'm just here for the memes
>>68352434
>2.94 MB, 2432x4320
>>68351742
Forgot to add that I'm also a huge Doritosfag
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKmR0EVYoSo
Habs are the GOAT team tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebEu14GPlRc
>>68352356
KEKäläinen is one of the best drafting GM's in the league but his cap management is shit.
>>68352386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_nC_FdcK7Y
>>68352279
>Jesse Puljujärvi
Doubt this
https://soundcloud.com/tsn-radio-vancouver/bob-mckenzie-canucks-listening-but-not-talking-trade-with-5-cbj-may-not-be-sold-on-puljujarvi
>>68352434
>Also Detroit is in great condition. It has retuned as a world class city.
Really?
hate to be like the american anti "soccer" guys right now but i hockey fucking sucks donkey dicks. how can anyone even find it interesting?
>>68352602
Y r u here
>>68352549
>dorito
youre losing me commander
>habs
i threw it in the fucking garbage
>>68352602
Fuck off.
>>68352529
Sorry mate my phone takes apeshit huge pictures and I don't care enough to fix it.
>>68352279
It's going to be the greatest season for hockey next year
>YFW the whole NHL is cucked to the AHL
>>68352588
They aren't but neither is Toronto on Mathews
>>68352769
mine does too but in the camera app I'm able to change real quick from 16M down to just 2.4M and I always switch to 2.4M for 4chinz. I have samsung and it looks like you have android so you might be able to do that too
>>68352769
ur mom takes apeshit huge black cocks you fucking worthless nigger faggot
Got to meet Domi today, what autographs have you guys got?
>>68352467
Laine moves them up into the best prospect pool in hockey IMO
>>68352792
Don't forget how godly cam Atkinson is, and Ryan Murray
>Mfw your team doesn't have 3 elite defensemen or 4 elite wingers
>>68352602
Being white is a prerequisite to liking this sport
Sorry about your luck mohammed
>>68352852
Did you ask him what it's like knowing he's better than his dad
>>68352930
>tfw this is literally true
just another reason why hokkei is the goat
>>68352602
Honestly, I feel bad for you. You're really missing out buddy
>>68352666
C'mon it's a cool idea at the very least. The execution was less than perfect but in theory Wankel engines are cool as fuck. I also like Porsche's H6 engines. Too many cars are powered by run of the mill I4-V6-V8 engines these days, anything outside of that is nice imo
@68352602
Because
>they try to score instead of passing the puck side to side or backwards for 60 minutes
>hide injuries instead of faking them
>I've never seen a hockey player stick his finger up an opposing players butthole
>I've never seen hockey fans defend anal penetration as legitimate strategy
>less refpuck
>no ties
>no team b ties team c so team a wins the championship
>playoffs
>checking
>smaller % of stuck-up brats
>fewer minorities
>the minorities present hardly act like it
>I can watch a game without fear of being crushed to death
>better memes
>more skill
>bandy is fucking gay
>I'm white
>>68352852
Damn I need that puck
>>68352852
All of them. Got lemieux and ovechkin not in this pic
>>68352852
Anyone over 13 that still gets autographs from people are autistic.
>>68353091
>not getting an ink stain that automatically increases the resale value of whatever item it is on
>>68352992
Also our jerseys aren't tainted by retarded sponsor logos for greedy jews
At least not yet
>>68353163
Doing it for money is the only exception.
>>68353207
WCH will have supposedly have jersey adds
"Small ads on the shoulders"
>>68353045
How much did all that set you back?
>>68353163
Only if that person gets a 50+ point year and the Stan lee cup.
>>68353409
50 in 07'
>>68353329
they were all free or gifted to me. just go to a shit ton of games and you get a big collection over the years
>>68353329
>>68353453
to add, I know the crosby jersey and the two pucks were part of a charity drive so they costed $1,000 but it came with a fuck ton of shit but my dad bought it and gave me these. I've always liked collecting things
>>68353436
Crosby got nothing on all star Heatley.
>>68353517
True
>>68353267
This is nothing new as far as international hockey is concerned. As long as they keep adds off NHL jerseys I couldn't care less
>>68352852
mick foley
feels good desu
>>68353517
Kinda sad how he just faded into obscurity. He could have been one of the GOATs. I guess he had it coming
>>68353555
>he thinks that's bad
being an english hockey fan is suffering
>>68352592
no he's all messed up on warm beer and kidney pie, just ignore him
>at Publix to pick up groceries
>waiting to check out with qt3.14 cashier
>Chad the 6'2" cashier rolls up and takes over so she can take her break
>end up talking to Chad about hockey
Chad was a pretty cool dude and wasnt a dick. 9/10 Publix trip
>>68353659
post yfw the snes win the cup over the canucks next year
>>68353659
Wow look at that ancient ass Nike helmet. I'd kill for one
>>68353795
>at grocery store
>go to deli section
>looking at meats
>girl in front of me is talking about her weekend
>i guess she watched a football game with her boyfriend
>mentions "yeah i dont really understand football"
>"and whenever i tried to ask a quaestion Chad got mad at me
>had to leave the store without buying meat so she didn't see me laughing
>>68353865
>>68339115
Hasn't it always been known that players who were good usually suck at coaching and managing? Just look what happened when Gretzky tried to coach Phoenix.
>>68350252
>Reddit and /hoc/ are allies now to fight against the right-wing /pol/ cancer on this board
fuck off nigger
>>68354008
depends. guys like robinson and yzerman turned out well on the coach/managing side of things. i think it's a bit of crapshoot in which more marginal players who really had to think out the game to make the NHL have an advantage versus say some stars who weren't cerebral but just relyed on physical talents.
as to gretzky, he just thought the game on a super high level and would envision and plan out plays that no one else on the team could figure out. his problem was that no one else had vision like his.
u jelly?
>>68354253
>bust
>Dvorak babby
Not really
>>68354253
She's living the better life than he is
She'll become a pampered bimbo without a care in the world. Jelly of her tbqh
>>68352279
I couldn't see too many of our Monsters get shipped off 2 hour south just yet. We'll see them bounce back and forth and hopefully one day they'll bring home a Cup.
I just got home from the Calder Cup game, actually. Those guys are grossly talented. Bjorkstrand and Milano are gonna be big names in the next few years for NHL fans.
>batman begins is on
>the island and pulp fiction are just starting
what are you guys watching
>>68354212
>yzerman
not really tbqh
>>68354327
attack on titan
>>68354327
what channel?
>>68354212
>yzerman
"lol"
>>68354338
he's a mixed bag. he's built a real competitive team but has seen a lot of talent leave
>>68354344
batman on ifc. the island on tnt and pulp fiction on showtime2e
Ovechkin is a shitty captain. Would they not choke if he doesn't lead?
>>68354327
Community reruns
>>68354376
ovie is literally
le invisible in the playoffs man: the player
>>68354354
At least he's better than your former player GM.
>>68354327
>not streaming whatever you want whenever
>have to wait for your masters to tell you what to watch
top goy
[spoiler]primewire(dot)ag[/spoiler]
>>68354356
What he does with Stamkos this summer will be the most important thing he's had to deal with as a GM. If he fucks up, he's a shit GM but on the other hand if he magically manages to get decent picks or players in return for Stamkos then he's breddy gud
>>68354409
b-but
I just got home from the Calder Cup finals. I'm pretty fucking shocked that it even happened. I'm excited that this talent will make its way down to Columbus over the next year or two.
>>68354327
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
I watch kino, not flicks
>>68354446
I torrent everything I have a remote interest in watching but sometimes it's nice to not choose and just watch something on tv you've already seen 5 times or haven't seen in years.
>>68354456
stamkos is on an expiring contract, won't get more than a 3rd for the rights to negotiate with him. so he'll probably walk if tampa doesn't resign him, and i cant see why they wouldn't do it.
>>68354446
I prefer to have something on my gigantic television while I go on 4chan on my laptop.
>streaming rather than torrenting
ishgdgy
>>68354327
modern family
i like it because it has old al bundy
>>68354502
you obviously don't since you are posting on your phone while ignoring it
>>68354507
>>68354519
>torrenting
>after the early 2000's
Have fun spending money on hard drives that become obselete when something half the price and twice as big comes out months after you buy them
>>68354598
>cares about quality
>streams shit
sure thing poorfag I bet you're on a phone right now
>>68354510
>and i cant see why they wouldn't do it.
They can't afford him. It's either him or the younger guys whose contracts are expiring soon and are due for a raise. Also according to some rumors, the cap is either going down or staying put, which makes the situation even more delicate to deal with
>>68354577
I pause every 5 minutes like a true conneisuer and recollect all the dialogue and symbolism I've seen. Like fine wine tasting, making sure every pallate has been satisfied
>>68354524
I used to watch it but a few years ago my uncle started rambling about how amazing it is. He literally says it's perfect acting/writing/casting/etc. In every single scene and has no flaws. Now whenever I see him he always talk about how perfect it still is when every other tv show went down in quality over time. He would probably say it is the epitome of film/television accomplishment.
For that reason I can't bring myself to watch ever again.
>>68354376
>>68354403
nice meme
>>68354623
>Cuckputer fags mad at phone posters
Clover is a better app than any 4chan extension available, even when the settings are tuned to your preference
Deal with it dumb nigger
what are your guys best tips for getting the fags at HF to maximum buttblastedness?
>>68354659
that's because you're supposed to get an extension and then customize the code yourself.
phone fags like you are too stupid to do that and it explains why you stream movies you underage fucking retard
>>68354598
I spend $750 on a 4x4tb (8tb with raid 10 redundancy) tower 2 years ago, have downloaded every single movie or tv show I have any interest in watching at any point in time ever in 1080p, and have yet to fill 25% of it.
>>68354677
Just post as if you were posting on /hoc/. It won't be much fun tho, they'll ban you quickly cause they can't handle the banter
>>68354685
I'm not even that guy you shit for brains cuck.
Clover is better, phone posting is better.
The cuckputer days are over. Suck my fucking 6 inches
>>68354693
I got a 1TB external HD with my credit card reward points and I only use it for movies
>>68354709
please reread my post where I told you that you are too stupid and underage to know how to create your own extension. you're the guy that complains about restaurants being shit but can't cook, except you're complaining about an anime website.
>>68354693
>spending money on the magnetic storage of digital information jew
>>68354698
i know, it kinda sucks for that. but they fly off the handle very quickly which is fun. i got infracted for pissing off snes fans for saying that bryan murray had cancer because melnyk ran the team on a budget.
>>68354751
>Cuckputer fags trying to say to finely tune some lame ass extension when base Clover is twice as good
Whats good niggers
>>68354693
I was looking at something similar, is raid worth it?
>>68354791
Minnesota always
>>68354807
>implying pedosota is even remotely decent
>>68354807
>implying
>>68354677
post an actually good trade proposal
fags there only like landslide retarded deals
>>68354779
>i got infracted for pissing off snes fans for saying that bryan murray had cancer because melnyk ran the team on a budget.
lmao. Nice
>>68354807
>90°
>all this humidity
Fuck this
>>68354901
Connor Mcdavid
+ Darnell Nurse for Barkov + Ekblad
>>68354698
they ban people for everything there its crazy and it's why I never made an account.
Am I the only person that is so used to 4chan that whenever I use another site I immediately read a poster's bio and find out everything about them and judge them? Because I'm sure I would do that the second I made an HF account and get banned just as quick
>>68354926
>a bust and a chimp for a top center and elite defenseman
All my fucking what
>>68354922
64 and comfy where I'm at
>>68354801
I think so. It's expensive at first but again I have not spent a single penny past that I tial 750 and am not even close to filling up. With redundancy if a drive fails it's easy to replace and you don't lose any data (if you buy the right type failure rates are super low, I think I got wd red because they're built for this exact kind of setup). You can also buy multiple sets of smaller drives and hot swap if you want to store different types of data on different drives.
Look up theoretical read/write speeds if that performance matters to you. I don't put any games or big programs on it because it's not an actual part of my computer and there are cases where the redundancy makes it theoretically slower than a single drive.
Imo the pros out weight the cons, if you get the right setup it will last a long time and be very useful. Just do your research and make sure you understand how each part works (drive/tower/ports/etc.). You really should have a good understanding of what raid is and how each of the different raid formats work before choosing a tower, some work better for certain storage formats.
>>68354968
That's cuz you live in bumfucking roseau. What do people even do there.
>>68354954
its a pretty big thread on the laffs hfboards
>>68354926
really makes you think...
>>68352592
Yep. Lots of cool stuff to do there. Pretty clean downtown too.
I was actually there to take part in the world record for Vernor's drinkers (like 2000 or so). Was pretty based. Saw James Vernor VI.
>>68353781
The fuck you know about it?
So according to r/hockey ratings are down this year for the finals. What is the cause?
>>68354972
This is a hockey discussion thread, nerd
>>68347974
Does that count?
>two literal whos happen to know some NHLers
>get sponsored by one of the biggest newspapers in Finland and make a video series meeting pretty much every Finnish NHLer
>no real journalistic intentions and they simply hang out with the players and shitpost irl or make the players do some silly challenge
>get to see their games with press passes
>now they make the tour every year
Pretty cool t.bh
>>68355000
Prepare..
>>68354403
He was pretty decent compared to the rest of his team, I think like 5 goals or something for second round.
He was more relevant than Crosby in their series.
>>68354901
Trouba for Barrie
>>68355047
let me guess you're a sunbelt fan
>>68354935
I don't use any other board/forum. I used to post on some hockey gear forum a few years back but I didn't like how they censored newer posters and let older douches be sarcastic, condescending and just generally not helpful. Lots of people who sucked up to the mods too. At least on /sp/ I don't have to worry about other people's feelings since no one here is offended easily and it just allows more genuine discussion if you can see past the memes and shitposting
>>68355039
No Canadian teams obviously
>>68355124
I'm the same, I started here and it's always been the best. I branched out to old fashioned message boards where I can stuff centered around my favorite team and tried sbnation and shit like that.
I never gave reddit more than a few minutes because the reading flow is so stupid but yeah most message board places died in the last decade. hfboards specific team boards are still good enough to check in to find extra content you might have otherwise seen but all the posters still embrace that huge circlejerk and ignore everyone else.
dog bless anonymity
>>68355124
>/hoc/
>genuine discussion
>>68355200
Yeah all the other places are much better for info and shit but I would never post on reddit
>>68355257
I've had plenty of interesting arguments with posters here over the years. It's just a matter of replying seriously and not just spouting memes and you can definitely have genuine hockey discussions. Try it sometime
>>68355311
lol no thanks
i moderate hfboards.
>>68355311
I'd love actual discussion. Unfortunately Finland isn't IP banned so that's literally impossible anymore. See: OP
>>68355261
all the circlejerk sites make stupid and immediate decisions on who to hate and the second you disagree with them you are shunned away from the site for forever.
hfboards penguins hates letang on the PP so even though I like letang I know I could never have an actual discussion there because everyone would see my username and say LOL U THINK LETANG IS GUD
yeah he's an offensive minded dman that is also good at defensive but makes a bunch of stupid plays. it usually works out for the better sorry I don't want him dead
>>68355324
You know you could just ignore them
>>68355381
Well, I'd have to ignore everyone in the thread then. Considering the low effort shitposts are the only thing to garner responses and "discussions." So we're stuck arguing about clip art pigs and dogs.
Grats to the Lake Erie Monsters for their impressive as fuck sweep of Hershey for the Calder Cup.
here's hoping to see all or any of you at Nationwide Arena soon.
>don't tell pojujerkme you coming over though. he's weird looking.
>>68355324
i have actual discussion here every day. maybe if you had something worthwhile to say, you would too.
>>68355407
reddit.
>>68341384
Delete your account.
Who wins the Norris?
13 days til the draft and the canes get pulju
>>68355480
doughty should, karlsson will, despite the description of the award not matching the reasoning for it
>>68355504
will you support them when they move to vegas?
>>68355321
Have fun boards
>>68355520
not if they move anywhere west, if they stay east I would
>>68343210
you know you made a couple good points there desu... nobody seems to give a shit though :/
>>68355542
so youll go back to being a laffs fan? lelmao
>>68355561
the mild i think are the most forgettable team in the league. i'd rather be bad or hated than forgettable
>>68355565
not necessarily just another eastern team
there needs to be less teams, not more teams. they should cut the league to 15 teams and just make the arenas bigger IMHO
>>68355367
>he thinks letang is good
>>68350252
speak for yourself faggot
MAGA
>>68355670
how much did you have to pay her?
>>68355367
mostly people on HF are massively bipolar and can only evaluate things as they relate to their own biases and interests. say with the HF pongs, they hated on rutherford all of last year and most of this year, and hell most people did given his dogshit record as GM for the past decade. this is the year that broken clock is actually right again(plus a TON of good fortune) and they praise him as a genius.
on the opposite end, >rags fans had excuses out the ass for years for sather(and gorton too i guess) trading away every pick and prospect. now they are under no illusion the >rags suck and loathe management for gutting the future. gee imagine that.
desu mostly i hate the site. but, its a good place for niche info and despite its many faults it is better than reddit's "kumbaya, let's hold and hands love hockey and each other" homoqueer mentality.
>>68355745
>and hell
reddit.
>>68355670
hope you wore a condom
>>68355799
all it takes is a meme? i've got tons of those. i'll go cash one in and get a footjob from her too
>>68355745
you tried really hard, but reddit af post my man
>>68355039
>according to r/hockey
i've said since the playoffs began that this will be one of the worst playoffs ever in terms of ratings
blues/hawks was bomb tho
>>68355745
yeah your last comment is why I use it now and then.
as for the rutherford shit, that's exactly what I'm talking about with their flavor of the week bullshit. shero's drafting got them here and rutherford made trades that got them here. shero tried too hard to win now and rutherford benefitted heavily from the young guys that shero drafted so I can't really say one is better than the other.
they just circlejerk off of what happened this week without actually thinking
>>68355860
>>68355839
>>68355779
>>68355830
stop posting
>>68355873
*posts*
>>68355873
sent from my redditphone
>>68355840
It wasn't hard to figure out tho. No Canadian teams, no Chicago and LA past the first round
>>68355846
>circlejerk
>>68355891
None of the big east markets made it far either
No >rags
no Bruins
no cryers
Just sunbelt "fans" and Pitt bandwagoners
>>68355891
LA isn't even good for ratings its all east coast
ratings are down because nhl hockey is an insanely boring product right now
>>68355917
I could give a shit less about ratings bro. Most here feel the same. Nobody even talked about them whatsoever and we're at bump limit.
>>68355846
the big problem under shero was that they never, ever fixed the bottom-6. it was dogshit for years desu. other teams just had to smother the top two lines and use their depth to pull the pongs apart.
shero did draft well but used those assets in questionable ways. most of their 1sts under shero were used on defensemen that ended mostly hoarding for the longest time and the only forward they drafted in the first was bennett who has never been given a fair shot
>>68355905
>and Pitt bandwagoners
out of all US markets pittsburgh has had the highest percentage of local viewers for 10 years straight. please stop trying to force this nobody even believes its true anymore
what is edmonton's most valuable asset not named mcdavid?
>>68355934
4th overall pick
>>68355926
that's chill. the on-ice product is still bland and tedious.
>>68355917
word. the vast majority of goals come from deflections and scrambly plays up close. it's just not fun to watch. hockey purists can go on about muh defense but when the defense is 80% blocked shots and picks, who gives a fuck
>>68355934
leon draisaitl, then hall, then the 4th. drop off after that.
>>68355930
^^^^^ literally just objectively not true for anyone who read this post btw lol
>>68355928
>the big problem under shero was that they never, ever fixed the bottom-6
except the year they won the cup which lead him to believe that he could do it year after year.
but yes I completely agree with you on every point except all those dman he drafted are starting to be legit good so the pens can now have solid young dman 1-6 with the stars they have on offense or do some cool trades n shit. they have so many options available now it fully falls on rutherford because they have the assets and the talent so if they lose its because he made the wrong decisions
>>68355934
Hall
>>68355943
Ok feel free to not watch the games or post here. Maybe write a letter to Betts jej
>>68355954
agreed.
pizza's here, i'm so happy
>canada cup drought begins with the first american conn smythe winner
coincidence? i think not
>>68355957
pittsburgh has had the highest tv market capitalization in the united states of america for 10 years straight. find me the stat showing that is incorrect.
>its a reddit thread
prefer the finns 2bdesu
>>68355930
I really really really really fucking doubt they outdo Buffalo and Minnesota.
>>68355930
All the bandwagoners in Pittsburgh can't compare with other eastern hockey markets though
Do you have a source btw
>>68355982
no it hasn't
>>68355985
>1 post early
delet
>>68355986
>>68355997
waiting for the stat that proves me wrong because I have posted it multiple times saying pittsburgh has the highest market capitalization on television
did you think /hoc/ memes were real?
>>68355985
Delete this immediately.
>>68356013
Prove it yourself
>>68356013
every east coast team has higher viewership than the pittsburgh penguins. prove me wrong
