USA vs. Paraguay Official Game Thread

>>68342260
FIRST FOR FREEDOM!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA

stream???????

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who p/a/raguay here?

AMERICAN SHOTS ARE GUIDED BY GOD

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USA

>>68342260
Why is the US team full of non whites?

>Euros started
>no Europeans in Copa threads anymore

fuck these casuals

>>68342399
Because it's soccer.

What are you lads eating?

>Stiles Switch BBQ here

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Alguien de /a/ aqui?

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REMINDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG53IT5uCBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG53IT5uCBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG53IT5uCBA

PARAGUAY'S TRUE ANTHEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG53IT5uCBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG53IT5uCBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG53IT5uCBA

>no puliGOD
Dropped

>Memezcano
LET THE DESPAIR BEGIN

WHOA REFBALL

no Barreto?

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>>68342422
Kumiko es mi w/a/ifu

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>>68342375

Da fuq was that?

>American free kicks

>Bradlel
THE DESPAIR NEVER ENDS

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Come on america !

Good God Bradley is awful.

>118 caps
wow our team sucks

stream where????

>>68342399
literally whiter than most yuro teams that played today

>bradlely

>that set piece

BRADLEY OUT

Murrilards are disgusting fat, short and smelly sub-humans.

>>68342524
KEK

>>68342497
the "Villar can still play" meme will never end. it's sad

>inb4 another Brazilian 71

white people smell like wet coins

Vamos USA

>>68342522
http://getlivefootball.com/live

>>68342571
no thats u u messican

pulisic when

brooks has been the best player for the US this tournament

which is delightfully surprising

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ANYONE PLAYING ROCKET LEAGUE AFTER THIS?

They forgot the three black spots on the armband of Bradley.

>>68342571
We're much taller than you on average though. Thinner, too.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jul/9/mexico-surpasses-us-worlds-fattest-nation/

>>68342589
>Virus alert
:v

>>68342571

Build wall spico

>divegrass hipsters continue to claim the sport is rapidly growing in this country
>meanwhile, in reality our fans aren't even interested enough to halfway fill an NFL stadium for a home game in a major tournament

>>68342589

thanks, mexibro

>>68342611
Thanks doc

>>68342607

He's been great, but if John Brooks is our best player, that's not delightful.

>>68342571
You are fatter than us pedro

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/09/mexico-obesity_n_3567772.html

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ITS COMING HOME

>John Brooks is our best defender
>he can barely make the starting xi for Berlin

christ

>paragay

>>68342576
Don't talk shit about my husbando

hockey fan here with some questions. Why aren't you allowed to shoulder someone off the ball? Why is diving rewarded?

>>68342672
not true, he started almost every time he was fit enough

>>68342618
Doesn't change the fact that amerilards are still fat

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>>68342375
Vamos P/a/raguay

>>68342672
He was injured most of the year

Serious question.

Why does Paraguay exist? Why isn't it a part of Brazil or something? Is it just a meme?

>>68342633
>implying the stadium wasn't full yesterday to watch messi

You're all a bunch of cucks

>>68342611
they srsly put reddit in there?

>>68342657
>not IT'S STAYING HOME

>dempsey falling on his face already

paraguay is best guay in this tournament, right?

>>68342672
he's been getting consistent starts you dumb cuck

>>68342657
it's funny because USA only needs a 1 - 1 tie to classify
meanwhile Costa Rica needs to win with 7 goal difference to Colombia if USA manages that

>>68342688
nde, quiero decir nomás una cosa:

Cazenave no comenta

por fin se acabó la yeta

>>68342633
>in a major tournament

lol no

Bradley fucks up again

>>68342727
full of Argentinians you dumbfuck

>>68342707
Why are you expecting a euro sport not to be filled with cucks?

>>68342633
thats not how it works, even mexico fails to fill the azteca when playing random teams like paraguay

had this been something like argentina, mexico, brazil, vs the U.S. then it would be packed, just like the rest of the world, its about the opponent not about how interested you are in the sport

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inb4 Paraguay ties again

>>68342722
They exist right now to fug your murrikan ass.

>>68342619
Callese Grasoputo

>all these stupid fouls

great game plan klinsmann

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>no velas

Hahaha time to laugh at Yanks

>>68342732
yes

>>68342780
It works for atletico

>>68342732
I thought it was el salvadoroguay

>Dempsey

SOMEBODY TELL BASCUÑAN TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN

>>68342801
isnt it bed time for you?

>dumpsey

>>68342779
V:

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>the number one goalkeeper in the US plays for Aston Villa

Si podemos ️

>Dempsey

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>>68342260
Baraguay :DDDDD

>dumpshit

Why does this matter?
We're just gonna get crushed by Brazil next round

>>68342759
I expected the most popular game in the world to be a bit tougher than field hockey.

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>>68342571
truth 2bh

THUGBALL

Why is Klinsmann always squating?

I want USA to win just because it could eliminate the existence of NFL

>>68342707
Diving rewarded because archaic rules do not cover and, in fact, forbid referees from relying on technology. This will, hopefully, be changed in one or two years.

You can't shoulder because rules. Think basketball.

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Any /u/SA?

How many of the American flags here are actually chicanos?

>>68342715

Doesn't change the fact that mexcriment is fatter, uglier and poorer.

>>68342801
>>68342776
Why are you people so threatened by the US? Kind of pathetic to be honest.

i love that US kit

>3v1
>Get nothing

OH SHIT NICE PLAY

WHAT A TACKLE

WHAT A DEFENSIVE SAVE

>Paragay

>zardes
>bedoya

No Nguyen, Shea, or Pulisic

BROOKS

BRRRROOOOOOOOOKSSSS

BASED
R
O
O
K
S

>couldn't beat 1 defender

lmao

JOHN FUCKING BROOKS

BASED FUCKING BROOKS

>3 v 1
>still can't score

This is why they won't win

> THREE ON ONE

wtf was Cameron doing there

HURR IMMA PRESS A HIGH LINE

fuck off klinsmann you aren't Klopp

>Almiron

USSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BROOKS GOAT

Based brooks.

>>68342858
He's trying to be like a more successful ex-Bayern manager.

fucking hell wtf is with the shitty counters in this tourny

>>68342707
>Why is diving rewarded?
I've been asking this question since I got into soccer. It's like part of the fucking game to flop and cover your face when you run into someone. I'll never understand it so i just try to ignore it.

>>68342859
you must be retarded

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>I can literally hear spic commentators on the English stream

OH SHIT LADS

BASED BROOKS

>stadium not even half full
kek

>>68342722
Paraguay's the hardest spics on earth. Fuckers fought Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay at once and...well they lost, but they went out like men.

BASED

FUCKING

BROOKS

THANK YOU GERMANY

>>68342870
None? Chicanos root for Mexico.

>>68342844
Git gud, right now, paraguay is a bigger threat than brazil. brazil is playing like dogshit.

>>68342858
It relaxes the prostate and eases the turds in his gut to slide out his ass easier at HT

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>>68342619
>:v
Que vergüenza que un compatriota use eso, en serio.

Dope tackle tho

>>68342870
how many of the brazilian flags are actually humans?

>3v1
>Fail

what

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>bald soccer players are the greatest players

>>68342758
>implying there are enough argies to fill up a stadium

pro tip: it was Americans bandwagoning in messi jerseys

BROOKS

THANK YOU BASED FS1 FOR ACTUAL MEME COMMENTATORS

HE WAS WIDE OPEN YOU LLAMA INJUN

That was an easy fucking block.

Meek praise.

USA
SAU
AUS

>>68342576
no, I meant the lad that payed for Palermo, he's a midfielder

>>68342928
Hm, maybe that's true.

>>68342935
Don't try to get tough on me Canada.

thats my berlin boy

>>68342672
he was one of their best players stupid

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

BROOKS
R
O
O
K
S

>>68342920

As long as it loses gigantic amounts of money Im ok
Rugby is a good sporr

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>>68342931

>>68342969
I

>>68342925
Literally 1/3 of their population died.

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Reminder that this is the GOAT USA kit

>>68342928
This

Thank God for based John Brooks, gonna go down as one of the best US defenders in history at this rate.

>>68342969

>Mexican intellectuals

>YELLOW

GET HIM OUTTA HERE

>empty seats everywhere
So it's pretty much certain that a Copa will never be hosted in the US ever again

>>68342844
you're right.

for that matter, why ever watch a regular season game for any sport if you know you have no chance of winning the championship

Zardes isn't playing very well.

USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3 USA 1v3

DIRTY BROWN MONKEYS BTFO

>>68342935
>canadian trying to crack a joke
every time

GOOOOOL DONOVAN!!!!

>>68342924
still a 5th tier sport, bro

10 minutes in still 0-0

fuck this cum slurping sport

AMARILLA for the bastard

>>68342946
>what is travel
I know it's hard for a poor, soon to be beheaded by a chainsaw Mexican shitposter, but people can actually travel to distant countries to watch their teams.

Ortiz a shit

>murrilads

>>68342957
ah Edgar? he quit the team in 2014 i think

FS1: THIS IS WHAT THE US SHOULD BE ABOUT

>MFW NO FACE
UNREAL

webm of the save by brooks? The minute I look away, something happens and I missed it

>>68342929
Our senior team has lost to Brazil's U-23 team two separate occasions
We're gonna lose

anyone have a decent stream?

>>68342978
There is little overlap between football and soccer in the US, they attract very different groups of people and their seasons are at different times of the year.

>>68343002
>Haiti pays more than Costa Rica and Bolivia

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>score a game-winning goal in a world cup game
>defend a 3-on-1 in a copa america game

Is John Brooks the future of American soccer?

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>>68342994

>>68343002

Time to fire Pizzi, doesnt worth thr money

>>68343036
getlivefootball

STOP

FUCKING

HOOFING

IT

#CopaCocaCola

>Memedoya

>>68343047
Si.

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>>68342930

>>68343047
Future of the entire sport

>>68343024
>implying argies even like messi

I know it's your first day watching soccer, but YGSIU

>>68343002
Dunga overpaid shit
I bet that Haiti coach salary equals the GPD of the whole country

"Soccer" will now be called "Freedom Ball" from now on!

I want to cum inside Guzan

>>68343036

reddit soccer streams

>>68343008
Just saying there's not any high stakes
Either lose now or lose later

>>68342260
>live in philadelphia
>only just find out that it's taking place a few miles from me
what a fucking meme sport

>ctrl+f "brooks"
>literally all post are from murricans

inb4 flag

>>68343002
Pizzi fucking thief gib that money to me

Wood got sandwiched there.

>11 fouls

>14 minutes

>the beautiful game

dont fuck me up USA I've got you in so many bets

Where should this be hosted to ensure that people actually attend these games?

>>68343002
A Pékerman deberian pagarle el triple.

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>>68342869
Sakura Trick is aired on public broadcast here

>>68342994
It looks too much like Germany's, I'm getting triggered.

>>68343002
>Dunga
kind of want to lose this and the olympics ust to see the village idiot out

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if Paragay wins USA is out, right?

>>68343004
Your stadiums are pretty big tho. Evento half empty it's still 40-50k

>>68342994
If by GOAT kit you mean shirt that looks like anything you can find at Old Navy, then yes.

>>68343102
"Soccer" will be called "empty stadium ball" from now on

>>68343134
>chicanos

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>>68343128
>Iggles

>>68343002
hay que matarlos a todos

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>>68343002
>when you realize nick saban makes more than klinnsmeme

I kinda want to shitpost on reddit with a British flag

zardes is so fucking terrible

all he does is run fast like a typical nigger

>>68343134
Fuck off Chicano

>>68343004
Don't they know Americans don't care about soccer?

Bedoya is MIA again
Zardes and Wood aren't wingers
And Klinsmann will still keep his fucking job after we lose tonight

>>68343164
>half full

>>68343163
Sí, hermano.

I unironically want the US to win this. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>68343163

yup

>>68343149

>betting on US soccer

Never again after 2010

>>68342994
Yes. The logo is what the US Soccer Federation used in 1913. Should still be used desu.

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Important match. Why is the stadium empty?

>>68343153
Surprised that Jew hasn't negotiated a higher salary, tbhonest.

>>68343149
do you need to get even after today?

Is this broadcast fucking up for anyone else or is it just >comcast?

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>>68343143
>implying USA has ever played """"""""the beautiful game""""""""
>implying >our strategy isn't to bully Paraguay out of the tournament

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>>68342571
Es cierto, debemos construir un muro para mantenerlos fuera.
t. ario

What happened to Tacuara Cardozo?

Any chance Johnny Soccer gets a few minutes?

>>68343163
yep, and Costa Rica too i guess

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>>68343201
ty based texas

>that one paraguay player with the off-center widow's peak

whyyyyy

>>68343128
i live thirty miles away from lincoln financial I'm pissed i didn't know about this until this morning

>>68343212
I think this match is in America

>>68343212
see>>68343192

>>68343215
>>68343217
>>68343218
>autofellatio

MICHAEL "I ONLY PASS BACKWARDS" BRADLEY

Fuck lads, that coulda been it right there

>>68343004
Everyones probably stuck in the concession lines, or getting drunk desu

ZARDES OUT
BRING ON PULISICK

>>68343217
this shit isnt funny when burgerland plays

STOP HOOFING IT

Zardes you fucking nigger if you are not able to hold the ball at least learn to pass it

WEW

>>68343184
Did something happen in the euro?

US sucks at offense so much lmao

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>>68343217
Dodged that bullet.

does drinking alcohol make anyone else really anxious the day after?

>>68343236
Doctor Mengele, soy SA.

This fucking spaghetti. Get your shit together.

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El himno paraguayo tiene buenas fanfarrias pero tiene la letra mas generica del mundo

>Jones defending

>>68343150
some place full of wanna be euro hipsters like san fran or seattle.

this semen slurping sport will never grow on me.

>>68343257
oh good it wasn't just me. you'd think they'd advertise shit like this.

>>68343241
hopefully he got his legs sawed out
nah he wasn't called for the team since... i forgot when but fuck that useless fag

>>68343082
That must be the most handsome Japanese man in history.

>>68343215
>>68343217
>>68343218
Typically American.

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Dempsey a ball hog

>>68343236
Are the UCHIHAs the Nazis of naruto???

>>68343272
Nah, Americans just don't care about soccer. You didn't know this?

>>68343301
No cause im not 18

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>dempshit

passing has been

SHIT
H
I
T

Wena Brooks ahi

>>68343301
sounds like withdrawals. Go a few days without it

>>68343218
chasing losses like it was my tv license blowing away in the wind m80

who /100tifiko/ here

>>68343273
Zardes needs to get subbed. He reminds me of Sterling but much worse.

>>68343310
This is why we need to build the wall

reminder america starts off slow and powers up over time

the para monkeys are getting tired.

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>>68343179
Saban actually wins

>when you realize Kirk Ferentz makes almost twice as much as Klinsmann...

>>68343301
yeah its not worth it for me i just stick with heroin

>>68343326
It wasn't Dempsey's fault, Zardes gave him the ball in a position where he couldn't do anything

>>68343004
you retard there won't be another copa in the us anyway, it's a SOUTH american tournament
besides, this is more attendance than last year's copa and more attendance than the euros earlier today

>>68343290
bloodbath

ERA PENAL!

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

>>68343004
But the staidums are fucking beatiful. And it's a nice excuse to visit America.

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>>68343348
Xd

>>68343301
Yeah so I got a xanax prescription, told the doc I wake up every day to minor panic attacks

>>68343331
No, that's tobirama

>>68343268
Actually quite true

>>68343351
Except he actually has size and strength and no first touch

>>68343340
tfw to hot for caldo

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>>68343320
Probably.

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holy shit we suck

and yet i can't stop watching us REEEEE

>>68343340
Que putas es ese polvo en la bolsa?
>>68343353
I flew here m8

>>68343374
>more attendance than last year's copa and more attendance than the euros earlier today
You're lying through your teeth

>>68343374
>Damage Control

>>68343334
I want you guys to learn to love this game and git gud so you can ass rape mexicunts at concacaf

will someone just fucking shoot it already? jesus fucking christ. it's like they're throwing the game.

>>68343340

porque no pollo mijo? tiene arroz?

>that nose picking mexican

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>>68343348
>>68343393
ejeje

>>68343380
No it wasn't shut the fuck up

>>68343317
yeah really. I almost always have ESPN on in the background when I'm home i heard nothing about this

>>68343212
50000 people there apparently

>>68343421
What flag dis

I'm on my phone

Who /nervous/ here

>>68343416
drugs

Who /goingtoQFatMetLife/ here?

Hope its USA vs Brazil!!

>>68343448
Use Clover you mong

>>68343301
yeah. i drink maybe a few times a year too

I just came here to ask:

>WHERE IS PULISIC?

Where is this? Lincoln Financial Field?

>>68343436
Me gusta Peru.

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>>68343393

>>68343423
USA could be one of the best with the proper focus, it has the population and $$$$

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN CHANTERS PISS ME OFF SO MUCH, YOU ARE MAKING US LOOK WORSE
REEEEEEEEE

It's easy to think the stadium is empty when you compare the average euro stadium holding 40k people to the average american stadium holding like 60k, obviously it's going to look like there are more empty seats

>>68343448
St Grenada and the Vincentines

america plays like a mixture of latin american football and african football

some players try to go all out flair then they pass to the black dude or white dude and they are all about running in a straight line as fast as possible, its never going to work, either you follow the tempo of the flair guys or the touch and run of the black and whites

>>68343416
de la lavadita

>>68343212
because NFL>Soccer

GIVE THAT FUCKER A YELLOW

Paraguay playing murderball

>>68343440
>expecting to hear about divegrass when ESPN has live coverage of Ali n Kentucky, live reports from the oracle and cleveland, furpuck watch in pitt and SJ, and OTA's.

lmao was that lexplorer in the crowd?

>>68343448
St. Vincent and Grenadines

>>68343423
I think if we were better at soccer people would care more

should be a red bobby wood was clean through on goal if he didn't handle the ball there

>>68343443
Collage football probably sells it out. I'd rather see a smaller full stadium than a huge empty one.

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>>68343348
here

>>68343393
>>68343483
Explain

>>68343487
Bro, why were Russians beating the fuck out of your lads.