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>paragay
I BELIEVE
Reminder that Paraguay is the Mexico of Argentina: lots of illegal cheap mestizo labor.
/a/nime
Could Paraguay beat Russia?
Is USA better than England?
>Playing at home clay
>Surprised they're beating a Sudaca shithole
Stick to your jewish sports
>>68343916
USA ACTUALLY HAS GOOD ATTENDANCE STOP THIS EMPTY STADIUM MEME
What are you lads eating?
>tfw nonamericans will never enjoy good Texas bbq
força EUA
I BELIEVE THAT
USA USA USA USA
who else MAGA here?
USA USA USA
>>68343924
>bottom striped shirt
is that fight and win guy?
>>68344016
>country with a Jew president in charge of uncucking others
is he the GOAT US soccer player?
First for Kurosawa.
Who /Swagsuke/ here?
Who /advancing/ here?
All boards, report in
Pic related
man she punched me like a dude
>>68344040
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>>68344040
Izzat vinegar slaw or mayo?
>>68344040
I was eating some tiramisu earlier 2bh
Brooks is elite desu
Who's going to be the one to write "Secretary of Defense" on John Brooks' wikipedia page?
>>68344063
Go back to /pol/
>>68344066
i thought it was lexplorer tbqh
>>68344077
TODOS SOMOS DE /v/
Do Americans have bigger stadiums than Latin America?
>>68344040
Native Texan, can confirm its amazing
>>68344099
Vinegar>mayo
>>68344074
was this match any good? i didn't watch it
Based Brooks
Paraguay getting rekt harder than the Triple Alliance War
>USA chant
>tigers-yankees is on fox national tv over this
I thought soccer was becoming big here bros
>>68344063
>I'm so American, I shit burgers!
>>68344040
That's some shit tier BBQ and doesn't look Texas at all. Weak as fuck senpai.
>get up to check something
>u.s. scores
oh well, at least they have the lead
>>68344112
it's like pottery
>>68344119
stop
Reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Di8QT98Zk
>>68344138
neegro please
Mayo all the way
>>68344077
/a/, /c/, /u/, /ck/, /out/, /o/, /f/, /sp/ here
>>68344040
not in the mood to eat actually
Es esto cierto?
http://www.eluniverso.com/noticias/2016/06/11/nota/5629077/argentina-se-compromete-estados-unidos-recibir-3000-refugiados
>>68344029
>salty as fuck "welshman"
>>68344112
silly texas, you forgot that we don't care about this sport
>>68344097
Chile is first world and developed.
Y'all can stay
I'm so poor the only things I can have for dinner are eggs and rice.
>that dive
>that warning
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, guys
>>68343420
CALL ME OUT AND THEN DISAPPEAR WHEN YOU GET RECKT HAHA FAGGOT FCK OFF
[angry german in the distance]
>>68344119
Necesitas regresar.
Brooks looking like Maldini back there cleaning up the messes and sliding tackles
is this refshit mexican?
>>68344211
Kek
>>68344116
>>68344023
>>68344168
This just shows how bad going bald can fuck you up
>>68344201
Northeast?
>P. da Silva
That name...
>>68344201
Fresh eggs from the chicken coop?
>>68344077
>>68344141
>Says the country who lost the Football War
>>68344227
Chilean
floppers
>>68344152
It's from Stiles Switch in Austin bellend
>>68344246
no.
>>68343990
Hi anon-kun
BRADLEY A CUTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ayala
APOLOGIZE
the US GK looks like such a cunt
>>68343990
Go be a virgin somewhere else
>>68343916
On their respective wikipedia pages, the average attendances so far are:
Copa America Centenario: 625,751 total (39,109 per match)
Copa America 2015: 655,902 total (25,227 per match)
Euro 2016: 209,092 total (52,273 per match)
This is definitely a good amount above average for a copa america, but a little behind the euros right now.
Stop complaining about the empty stadiums.
>>68344201
Well, spiced fried eggs and some rice makes a good dish.
>>68344281
>Gayru
>>68344247
born in Asunción. i double checked it
it'd be another story if he was born in Pedro Juan Caballero or somewhere near the border
>>68344112
We cant do that to anyone. I dont even know if we will beat peru
>>68344279
sauce?
>>68344077
/r9k/ here m8
>>68344077
/trash/ here
>>68344109
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>68344256
Hondurans have been historically shit at war 2bh
It's the reason Central America doesn't exist anymore.
>Morazan gets btfo by an illiterate pig farmer
>>68344040
>tfw cooking some tri-tip that will be ready by halftime
>>68344138
All slaw is good slaw
>>68344287
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>yfw USA Cucks South American teams out of their own tournament
so do we need to win to advance, and if so by how much?
>>68344256
At least we didn't lose half of our population in our meaningless war.
>>68344077
/a/-/co/-/pol/-/sp/-/tv/-/vp/ cancer here.
>>68344112
why does texas get its own separate flag? Don't talk shit on your homeland, cowboy.
>>68343924
Is that Lexplorer in the bottom center? Did he escape from jail?
>dempshit
>>68344040
I just ate 2 steak sandwichs with melted cheese and mayo, and a cup of hot chocolate.
>>68344337
>>68344063
Lel what a retard
>>68344312
Inuboshi
THIS IS NOW A BRADLEY THREAD.
>>68344294
off
yourself
immediately
>>68344077
/pol/ except today when i post i get an isp range blocked error
>>68344322
>mfw when the euros are next
>>68344263
>Austin
That isn't Texas.
>>68343990
FUCK OFF DAD.
>>68344342
>2 steak sandwichs
>2
w-why?
Get the fucking ball guys.
>>68344112
MY BIG BROTHER BRAZIL GOING TO COME AND BEAT YOU UP.
You sound like quite the faggot
How scared would the world be if America suddenly made soccer the number one sport and gave it federal funding?
>>68344348
Build wall.
Where is Freddy Adu?
>>68344250
only four games into the euros, and those literal whos dragging the copa average down, wait til the end of the tourney to use averages
no copa has come close to 80,000+, and the euros will get close but won't match that, especially if usa wins tonight and continues on in the tourney
Who /Becky/ here?
>>68344287
>le only pass backwards nigger without A first touch
>>68344077
/asp/ here
Brooks has been good
>>68344077
/int/
>>68344325
from what I read even a tie would put us through
>>68344112
They needed refball just to DRAW against Ecuador, I think we can get a result
>>68344322
PAREN DE PERDER PELOTAS COMO PELOTUDOS LA PUTA MADRE
AL ARCO CARAJO
>>68344381
Vaccum commercials m8
Y las velas papi?
>thanks for taking us out to lunch anon!
>>68344408
>pair of gays
>>68344401
YES.
>>68344376
no African team has ever won a world cup, so not very
The play has definitely turned, let's go to the half with the lead please
Simpson >>>> anime shit
>>68344112
>Brazil gonna humilliate you on your own country
Brazil drew with Mexico at the WC, I think we'll be fine.
>>68344327
>Fight a war that you cannot win against 3 countries with more population and resources
>Two of those can easily win against you alone
>Fight to death defending your land
Honduras will NEVER be this awesome
>>68344376
americans will never be naturally good at football. like england
Motherfucking Zardes piece of shit is afraid of the ball.
yeah brazil will rape this american team
argentina - mexico final tbqh lads, which is a proper final given the whole concacaf-conmebol thing
>>68344419
Np breh
>>68344376
the epl would go bankrupt so very scared
>>68344322
Just be happy the US doesn't compete in the Commonwealth games
THREE STARS ON THE SHIRT
SEMIFINALS STILL GLEAMING
86 YEARS OF HURT
NOW WE'RE FINALLY DREAMING
1. Argentina
2. Colombia
3. Mexico
4. Brazil
5. Chile
6. USA
7. Ecuador
8. Venezuela
How accurate is this list?
Debo admitir que nuestra seleccion da verguenza ajena.
Pierden la pelota aunque la tengan a medio centimetro de la cara. Alguien termine esto
>>68344077
/vp/ here
>>68344077
fa/tg/uy reportan
>>68344415
aca usamos electricidad para alumbrar tbqh
STILL WAITING FOR THAT APOLOGY
>>68344376
no one would be afraid, except other americans who feel threatened as it is
Fuck Colin Cowherd
I hope that show gets canceled after the first episode
>>68344368
you guys have cheeseburger. We have barros luco: steak + melted cheese in bread. Named after the president who made it popular. I was hungry.
>>68344386
Right here lad.
>>68344419
You are welcome, please stop stealing my women chad.
>>68344419
Solid 7.
Come on guys. Just hold until halftime here.
What a fucking flop.
adidas or nike?
>>68344401
a tie would put us through.
Unless by some miracle costa rica beats colombia like 8-0 tongiht
>>68344386
>Becky Cringe
>>68344388
>le jacks off to gooks /pol/ack
>>68344063
>tfw i saw you post this in the england/russia thread
>tfw we are both losers spending our time on our computers shitposting inside when we could be out trying to fingerblast some loose whore
>>68344322
>their tournament
>>68344459
>3. Mexico
>4. Brazil
You wish Mexifriend.
>>68344459
brasil > mexico desu
>>68344405
tbf cold beer, jeans, trucks, small towns and girls are alright
>>68344431
(You)
>>68344419
No Problem
>>68344077
/m/ reporting in
>>68344201
I know that feel, bro
>mfw have been eating nothing else than eggs for months as there's some guy who sells 30 for 10 reais on wednesdays
>>68344434
>Uruguay
>More population and power than Paraguay
>>68344480
You mean a cheese steak?
>divegrass
What a flop lmao
>ParaGay flopping cucks
nice stereotype there South America
>>68344488
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>>68344459
mexico over colombia, maybe usa over chile they have been disappointing so far
>>68344063
Damn, was gonna get stone but got sam adams instead
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>>68344429
That's because they are third world nations.
>>68344435
People also said America would never be a world power.
>>68344077
/pol/, /hr/ and /int/ here
>>68344472
Don't push it
>Absolutely nothing
>2nd camera shot shows a clear elbow to the face
FOOOOOOOOOOX
>>68344376
this is one sport where you cant buy success fatty, what are you going to do with all the money?
>hurr all other athletes will go to it
yeah because strong fast blacks are so succesful like every african or caribbean country ever
>>68344478
You sound triggered
>>68344040
based tabletones
>ParaGAYS
stop being sissies
>>68344499
This Brazil is fucking garbage.
>>68344488
this is the rhythm of my life ohhh oh oh yeah.
Why isn't Mexico playing in the Copa America?
>>68344435
>like england
Don't bait, Welshie. They suffered enough today.
Why do hispanics dive so much?
>>68344455
>those digits
super nice
>>68344513
I somethings even have borrow some from my uncle who lives by.
>>68344459
>Argentina first in anything other than black population
Nice meme list lad
>>68344488
lecops
EL PILA
FIX IS IN
do all south american countries flop this much? this is embarassing
>>68344431
Amen, hermano.
>>68344496
Copa America founded 1916 by south American teams. Your only in it as an invite and host of the centenario.
>The absolute motherfucking state of Justo Villar
>Starter in 2016
Kill me
>>68344519
this game is being played in philly
he must mean a chees streak
>>68344519
a cheesesteak doesn't go on a bun, it goes on a hoagie/hero roll or it's not a cheesesteak
>>68344585
All soccer-first countries flop like this.
This is the first time I've seen Bradley play.
He is so good at simplifying the game in the middle. The ball leaves his feet fast and with great accuracy.
He does not make a wrong pass.
Has he ever been like this? Why is he in TorontoFC?
>>68344077
/u/
>>68344540
>this deluded leaf
the butthurt is palpable
>Bradley is the player that recovers more balls on USA
>people call him shit
Murricams dont know shit about football
>>68344540
>Canada
biggest flyover state in our country.
ignore what this loser says
Just shoot wood
>>68344480
>you guys have cheeseburger
>cheeseburger
oh texas
>>68344504
they're more than "alright" friend
>>68344542
I am tbqh. Pls lead me to my safe space
Both guays are worst guay
>>68344585
Just like the Spaniards, Portugese, and Italians they flop and dive.
>>68344040
My wife made this bad boy today
>>68344077
/vp/ ok
>>68344594
I've always wondered how fat people wipe their asses
>>68344610
he played in europe when he was younger i think
better to be a big fish in the MLS pond than to have to compete for minutes in europe i guess
>Paraguay has won 0 matches this year
>>68344619
Watch the Portugal game from the last world cup.
>USA is wearing black
>Paraguay is wearing red and white stripes
Man this is difficult for someone who's never watched soccer before. Was rooting for the wrong team for a while.
>>68344610
He used to play for Roma and Borussia Monchengladbach
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>>68344480
not sure what you're talking about Texas has cheeseburgers just like the rest of the US
>>68344610
He's playing especially well tonight.
But he is a good player, I think he had a brief stint in a European league?
BASED GUZMAN SAVING USA BACON
OH THANK GOD
>>68344610
been solid as fuck for years. Played at Roma, Munchen gladback....
Toronto is paying him 5 million.
>>68344540
>where you cant buy success
PERO LA PUTAAAAA MEMEZCANO DE MIERDAAAAA
>para gay
>>68344077
/biz/ here
GUZAN WITH HIS BIG AMERICAN DICK
>>68344656
completely scripted
>>68344610
i don't know why he is in mls, but he is at the top level in mls
he only plays well 50% of the time for national team
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>>68344594
That's sad...
Jermaine Jones does what many midfielders are too stupid to do, he passes to the feet of the forwards.
>the land of piracy, drugs and whore
>Paralel
ASTON VILLA
>>68344619
>praising Bradley
Chile knows nothing about football
>>68344641
my man that has mold on it
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>>68344651
Root for the team that isn't full of 5'5 mezitos.
>>68344665
>I think he had a brief stint in a European league?
He played for some Bundesliga team, and then he was a decent backup player for Roma
BASED GUZAN
>>68344651
Look for the white looking players, oh wait.
>LELCANO
>Paraguay in charge of shooting
they're definitely throwing this game away