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Previous thread: >>68265801
News:
>Tim Means suspended for 6 months
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11904766/tim-means-agrees-to-six-month-usada-suspension-after-taking-tainted
>Khabilov-Medadi added to UFC FN 93
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11903038/rustam-khabilov-vs-reza-medadi-set-for-ufc-fight-night-93
>Bisping says Weidman is ducking Rockhold
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/10/11902392/michael-bisping-chris-weidman-no-ufc-title-fight-stop-ducking-luke-rockhold-mma
Real
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
Come here after
the trusty moderators will fix this mess right guys?
>>68285952
yeah right
jon
>>68286117
jon...
>>68285841
>>68286117
>>68286142
>>68286151
Literally gayer than mandrama itself
>>68286117
>playing with your dick jon, is like playing with my emotions!
>>68286191
be careful
>>68286183
If this record belonged to anyone not named Mark Hunt, tell me how mad """"serious"""" UFC fans would be that Brock is fighting a can, cause with that record Mark Hunt is on Artem-levels of cannery.
>>68286191
shut up
>>68285626
>a very basic part of human life is missing
like what? honest question, I've never had any friends for the past couple of decades and I've never felt like anything was missing.
OP here, just come back to this thread after. Go here for now.
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68286243
Everyone that Hunt's lost to bar a couple of shitty fights in DREAM are HW greats. Are you just mad that a fat fuck is a millionaire and you're shitposting in your parent's basement?
>>68286243
Mark is old and fat, Lesner is green and unrefined in technique.
Its actually a perfect match up that will probably be an entertaining fight. Only /heem/ thinks Mark Hunt is some all star fighter that is way better the Lesner. In reality Lesner will probably win just off of his sheer strength advantage alone and /heem/ will be wrong again
>>68286314
>this desperate to get people to use his shit thread
Helo boys. Has anyone got a link to the archived thread for when Bispong heem'd Rockhold?
>>68286411
Right here bruv
>>68285685
>>68286374
Lesnar is the underdog according to every betting site on the web. Why haven't you bet the house on Lesnar?
>>68286374
Nobody thinks Mark Hunt is an all-star, but Brock has been doing mandrama for years. Even if he's been training for a few months that doesn't compare to someone who does it for a living. Additionally Mark is a very powerful puncher and Brock hates getting punched. There are a couple good ways for Mark to win this.
>>68286428
what the hell
>>68286435
My mum would be mad if I lost her house
>>68286428
Meme magic is fucking irresponsible.
>>68286360
>Are you just mad that a fat fuck is a millionaire and you're shitposting in your parent's basement?
Now why would that make me mad kid?
>Flag
Oh yeah that's why it's just the king of shitposting coming through.
>>68286467
100% meme magic lad
>>68286435
>Lesnar is the underdog according to every betting site on the web.
Oh of course, everyone knows the betting sites and bookies always know how to call how these fights go!
Oh wait no, you're just dumb
>>68286440
Lesner hates getting punched by people he can't get to the ground.
Im not sure Hunt is anywhere close to Valesquez tier in his takedown defense. Especially against someone as strong as Bork.
Bull Rush or die isn't a great fighting style, but it will work in certain match ups. This looks like one of those match ups.
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68286489
>>68286533
>mfw the power of meme magic gives DC the power needed to suck Jon into submission
>>68286428
what the hell man
Thank you Schaub for granting us all another day on this beautiful earth. We are eternally grateful for your kindness. You show us the path and you are the light in all of our lives.
Schaub bless.
>>68286411
>>68118274
christ is it so hard to search for '199' in the archive?
>threads wars are still a thing
/heem/ is getting more and more pathetic.
>>68286507
What is it with Australians and shit posting? Also why do they pretend like Mark Hunt (that fat zilch) is one of their own?
>>68286596
i'm gay mate I can't do it myself. thanks
>>68286572
Conor McGregor
>>68286565
>Lesner hates getting punched
I don't think there's anyone who likes getting punched.
>>68286596
Why bother when cucks like you do it for us?
>>68286607
Careful, France
>>68286638
ur mum
Where is that bangledeshi manlet he's my favorite nonwhite poster he's hilarious
you're next Jon
>>68286638
Sure, but he is clearly different. Even Frank said Brock hates it more than your average fighter. It shows if you watch his fights.
>>68286711
this is the gayest nigga ever
>>68286607
people need to stop ignoring new thread announcements till after the bump limit is reached. fucking /wwe/ tier children.
>>68286743
if you haven't noticed mma = wwe
>>68286612
>Also why do they pretend like Mark Hunt (that fat zilch) is one of their own?
He lives in Western Sydney and calls himself Australian.
The better question is do you live in Utah? Because that's a lot of salt.
>>68286638
Lawler seems to enjoy it okay.
>>68286776
oh ok and i'm english
i hope lesnar literally paralyzes him
>>68286743
>till after the bump limit is reached.
This never used to be a problem before. I don't know why the obsession to make the thread came from. It's the dumbest and most autistic thing imaginable if you take time to just think about it.
is SUCCposting confirmed the MY BOY of 2016
>>68286711
my sides
>74 posts
>20 IPs
Nice """""""""""community""""""""""""""""
JON JONES
>>68286793
>Someone actually took the time to make this
Has DCposting gone too far, lads?
Somebody stream some fights
>>68286880
Let me suck that dick Jon
>>68286793
Good golly Miss Molly.
>>68286880
Check mine ouT
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68286880
>>>/asp/
i think that community is more your style la'
Why are you blokes so damn gay?
Felice or Kailin who will win?
Is life in Hawaii difficult why do they act ghetto?
Any mma fighter who uses the textbook hunched shoulders with high guard boxing stance is literally asking to get heemed. There is a reason the Diaz brothers have iron chins and it's because even they aren't retarded enough to stand there and take unnecessary damage for nothing.
>>68286924
Just give me that tip Jon... now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppWLLjNcD2k
>>68286916
fuck out of here you fucking autist
>>68286923
>Go to /asp/ cause your general is fantasizing black guys sucking each other off
Well I know /asp/ is gay, but it can't get any gayer than that.
>>68286793
This can't be.
>>68286938
>even they aren't retarded enough to stand there and take unnecessary damage for nothing.
That's literally what they do. Have you not seen their faces after a fight?
>>68286956
it's just a meme relax
>>68286977
have you ever been to Capri?
>>68286956
My thread is homo free
Check it out
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68286831
just try to imagine how big an autistic loser you have to be to feel the need to be the original poster of a thread. early morning /heem/ often doesn't start a new one till it's 520 posts in.
in the end the thread just ends up having the first 100 posts be shit tier filler that's being spammed to """"win""""" the thread war.
>>68286996
Many times
>>68286949
Why is literally everyone ducking Jacare?
jon...
>>68287000
pls stop
>>68287006
Tell me about it bro lets fight this autism and post in the real thread that was posted first.
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68287000
>My thread is homo free
So why would anyone post in it?
>>68287036
could've just removed the "on" tbph la
>>68287006
I have no idea what you are talking about you fudge packer.
>>68287049
fuck off
>>68287049
It's over, Michael.
jon
Cormier will TKO Jones in the 2nd. My repeating digits will confirm.
>>68287049
just fuck off you autist. no one cares about your shit thread.
>>68287081
Should been bundaposting
The 2 week period when there are no UFC events end up being the worst times to post in this general.
See you for the weigh ins next week homos.
if trips, Jones finishes Cormier in the third
>>68287107
>that
>bunda
'no'
>Brock Lesnar was exempted from USADA drug testing earlier this week due to his fight with Mark Hunt at UFC 200 being short notice. However, that has changed, according to longtime reporter Kevin Iole.
>According to Iole, Lesnar was tested by USADA Wednesday, and the results should be posted on the agency’s official website next week.
>mandrama faggots cry because Brock pops
>Brock never makes it 200
Can Adam milstead be a meme fighter?
https://youtu.be/4ixh_e6jVws
How does this battle of the broads go down?
>>68287139
Karolina wins a close decision
>>68287134
where do they post test results?
i see where they show how many times a fighter was tested
>>68286934
Felice
>>68287120
How long can Jon last with DC?
Do you think he'll finish before or after?
Kid Nate literally still cannot pronounce Jedrzejczyk
Do you think Nick's BJ game could compete with DC's?
>>68287134
>Brock never makes it 200
You think this could really happen dummy? Also Brock doesn't roid
>>68287178
http://www.usada.org/testing/results/athlete-test-history/
>>68287227
What did he mean by this?
>>68287139
Torres deletd Namajunas' chin; TKO in the first for KKK.
post beautifully timed heems
>>68287256
right but it doesn't show anything but the number of tests
>>68287178
Oh, misread your question.
If anything comes up positive they make an announcement.
I don't think they actually upload the test data anywhere
>tfw jon lets you suckle on his juicy tender drumstick dick
>>68287279
>TKO in the first
Decision (unanimous)
Decision (unanimous)
Decision (split)
Decision (split)
Submission (armbar)
Decision (unanimous)
Submission (rear-naked choke)
Decision (unanimous)
>>68287139
Namajunas via sub or DEC.
Kovalkayveech's stand up is suspect.
>>68287281
Here's better quality la'
>>68287178
>I'm a fat ugly beta trying to impress girls with my whiteknight skills
>I have no idea how women actually function
>I'm surprised when they side with their lover over me an ugly complete stranger.
>Its an outrage that I can't a g/f and that whiteknighting isn't actually something that works in real life.
>women are so dumb, because they don't think like I do. I'm smart!
>>68287338
Early stopage.
>>68287317
>Bisping has pillowfists
>>68287329
damn she is 7 (seven) years older than rose
>Holly, could describe to me the exact length and girth of his dick?
>>68287366
>comparing a man with a woman
lmao
>>68287281
>this extremely forced meme
>>68287398
>>68287377
Does bispings left hand have more power than vitors heel?
>>68287419
>dc is his boy
>>68287139
>I rate strawweight
>>68287445
Ask Luke Rocksalt
>>68287451
You wouldnt stand a chance
Be careful with this meme lads
>England isnt the GOAT mma nation
>>68287490
is that her mom?
>>68287544
You aren't.
>>68286183
>Brock jobbing to another Samoan before Summerslam
>>68287515
>fighting fedor after coming off a loss
wew those japs didnt gaf
>>68287572
Luke please
>>68287529
Thank mr Skeltal
>>68287515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6PMNZx3QNo
was Gegard on the gas?
seriously though
>getting submitted by a MW
>>68287589
>Brock destroys a Samoan in real fighting before going and destroying another one in fake fighting
>>68287543
this sort of meme magic should not be allowed
Karolina Kowalkiewicz is a member of the right-wing national-conservative political party in Poland
>>68287544
>the state of the middleweight division
>>68287139
carolina kind of reminds me of cro cop
>>68287544
>England
>>68287543
WITH NO SURVIVORS
How is UFC Fightpass these days /heem/? I used up my free trial when it first started and I was unimpressed by how hard it was to search the video library and that a lot of events still seemed to be missing. Has it been improved?
>>68287663
Its bretty good
Has events like Cage warriors and EFN
>>68287644
That's cool and all but I'm gonna have to ask you to stop posting pictures of my wife without my permission.
>>68287644
what a qt
>>68287654
Ireland's own Mickey O'Bisping
>>68287338
What the fuck was that ref doing during that time, Poor lad got heemed into a veggie state
>>68287544
>Weidman will never BTFO of shitbing
>tfw i could DELET Lukes chin
>What do you think of Jacare?
>Y-y-y-eah he's a great fighter but he doesn't draw money
t. Everyone in the MW division
Name a fighter who gets ducked more than him.
Protip: You can't.
Weak as piss
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>>68287806
literal roider
luke's a better mma grappler btw
Does cycling off of steroids delet your chin harder than never doing them in the first place?
>>68287789
>poland's nat-soc group uses hebrew in its insignia
who would have thought
>>68287529
is that the notorious meme mcfluke pre steaks?
>>68287866
LOL
>>68287834
>luke's a better grappler
t.casual
>>68287902
so is romero
>>68287834
the only thing luke is better than jacare at is roiding
desu I hope the stupid DC dicksucking meme ends after UFC 200
I was hoping it would end with 197
>>68287902
the chris will literally outwork him too
jacaroid = shit
>Real Divisions
Women's Strawweight
Flyweight
Bantamweight
Featherweight
Lightweight
Welterweight
>"""Divisions""""
Women's Bantamweight
Middleweight
Light Heavyweight
Heavyweight
>>68287682
Why would you ever want your mom to corner you? Yeesh.
Nate at -105 is literally free money.
>>68287941
Too bad Jacare isn't 40 years old so Weidman can easily beat him.
real champions of each weight
HW: overeem
LHW: jones
MW: yoel
WW: gsp
LW: khabib
>>68287963
with a mom like that you can't take no for an answer
>>68287927
It's only going to increase tenfold after 200. Just embrace it.
Anyone have the WEBM of Mousasi upkicking Jacare before Jacare started juicing?
>>68287976
When will they learn?
>>68287682
Did she just get a mouthful of water and spit it in his face?
>>68287988
>WW: gsp
>>68287544
i think this really shows that the first flurry didn't damage luke that much, it was really the trip that made him fall
but by trying to get up too quickly he walked right into the kill shot
>>68287962
>manlets
>real
How badly is Michael going to mindfuck Weidman? I mean he was shook as fuck by Luke Cuckholds less than mediocre, almost autismal "trash talk". I can only imagine how badly Michael is going to destroy Chris in and outside the ring. After the fight when Chris is staring up at the lights,jaw broken Michael is going to tell him "God isn't real and if he is he loves me more and wanted me to knock you out"
>>68287998
>before
he just cut his hair wtf
I have decided to retire young.
Thanks for the cheese.
Catch yas later.
>>68288013
that's how she cools him off when he goes out clubbing too
she even holds his dick whenever he takes a piss
>>68288041
>t. brasil
>Miss me yet, /HEEM/?
>mfw I realized Conor will heem nate, floyd, holloway, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
So Bisping says that Rockhold and Weidman are coming off of losses, ignores Jacare, calls out 4 of his last 10 Hendo, and implies Nick "Hasn't won a fight since 2011" Diaz is in the running.
lol look who came off the roids to compete again in the ufc
>>68287976
>free money
>got his ass whooped for a round and a half
hardly free money lad
>>68288203
>got his ass whooped for a round and a half
Leave Bisping to me
>>68288203
get a load of this 196er
>>68288241
is he a native american?
>>68288228
>>68288249
get a load of this samefag
> Tim Means tainted supplement
Holy shit, USADA set the worst precedent ever when they let Romero off with a slap on the wrist for roiding.
Test OTC supplement, find illegal substance, roid up on it with built in excuse if cought.
Certainly this isn't going to be allowed to continue?
>>68288288
lol i was literally just reading this
Who here is HYPED for Titan FC?
>>68288319
HYPED AS FUCK
>>68288288
The natty GOAT will not be done in by shady supplement companies!
>>68288353
how many bongs?
>>68287976
>Nate Diaz trains with
>one of the best welterweights of all time whether you like it or not Jake Shields
>UFC top 10 LW Gilbert Melendez
>Joe Schilling world class kickboxer
>Nick Diaz
>former WWE champion Dave Batista
>Yancy Medeiros
>Ronda Rousey
>Cody McKenzie
>Nate is also
>normal sized and not a manlet
>has good jiu jitsu
>underrated wrestling
>great cardio
>normal arm length
Conor trains with
>Jon Kavanagh who was self taught
>Cuckthal Pendred
>Gunni who trains at another place majority of the time
>Paddy
>is a manlet
>also has mental issues as he wears high heeled boots to make himself taller
>short almost Artem level arms
Gee I wonder who wins.
>>68288403
>almost Artem level arms
lol
>>68288353
May I ask why?
Name ONE man under 6 feet tall who can beat Daniel Cormier in a sanctioned MMA fight.
QUICK POST HIGHLIGHT VIDEOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pXTCLCEJY
>>68288448
lebron doesn't start playing until 9
>>68288449
Fedor
>>68288449
Fedor is only 5'11.5
>>68288449
Conor McGregor
>>68288466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VchULdvgAEM
>>68288479
>Watching Lebron
I'd rather watch garbage MMA fights over the finest basketball games.
>>68288480
>>68288517
You guys serious?
>>68288105
>white
>>68288562
I hope they aren't because there's no way Fedor beats Cormier.
>>68288539
it looks like they found paige off the street
>>68285817
lol
>>68288449
Hunt has 1 shot before he gets taken dopwn and raped.
>>68288403
>Ronda Rousey
dropped honestly
Why the fuck are Brock fags so easily triggered? Keep in mind Brock would do stuff like this for money. I'd rather be broke and have my dignity. Brock has no dignity. And after he fails his drug test and gets pulled off 200 like Lombard was a few months ago mandrama will finally be dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzScgAhSt0
>>68288557
i just mute when it goes to commercial and switch tabs/monitors
>>68288403
>muh training partners
this has been disproven as a meme
>>68288517
fedor could barely beat brett rogers... lmfao
post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wilnnVI7pr8
>>68288741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAfFfqiYLp0
>>68288403
LUKE ROCKHOLD TRAINS WITH
>UFC LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION DANIEL "DC" CORMIER
>FORMER UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CAIN "BROWN PRIDE" VELASQUEZ
>FUTURE UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION KHABIB "THE MUSLIM DREAM" NURMAGOMEDOV
MICHAEL BISPING TRAINS WITH
>???????????????????????????????
GEE I WONDER WHO WINS
>>68288466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WBqwVI76Sc
>>68288741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFKds0UWxNo
>>68288797
NATTY
GOAT
>>68286594
does anyone actually like shaub? i mean he's cool and funny but his meme is fuggin lame.
>>68288403
Conor unironically has really long arms for his height, he has longer arms than some heavyweights
>>68288741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
>>68288466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTNUsQZhYMw
>>68288831
I like seeing him go unconscious
>>68288831
uh yeah we all love him here weirdo
>>68288741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dewzOxQ52kg
>>68288741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ktuPsm5VKA
>>68288831
no we all pray every night to god he shoots himself in the head
>>68288831
i can't wait until his wife sucks his bank account dry
>>68288831
nah it's just one or two 8 year olds who keep posting the same shit over and over again like it's funny
>>68288940
i pray during the day fgt
>>68288867
>>68288940
ur opinion = WGAF
HEIL SCHAUB
>>68288466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdahbvr2rLg
>>68288937
>HELLA
my fucking nigga
>>68288956
>>68288963
for sure delete your fourchan account my man
MICHAEL BISBING ON FIRE
YOUR MW DIVISION IS TERRIFIED
http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-39http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-39http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-39http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-39http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-39http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-39http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-39http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-39http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-39http://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-39
>>68288963
Yeah that's why it's the number one podcast in the world and the number one comedy show on iTunes, one or two 8 year olds
>>68288867
Brendan is an angel when sleeps.
>>68288940
Weirdo.
>>68288831
Some newfags don't like him, but anyone who has followed the sport for a while likes him
Holy shit, the DC Jones gay meme is still going? Did I miss something new Cormier said or is it just being forced hard
>>68289008
Bill Burr should have shit on him for wearing that dodgers cap. It's such a fucking phony.
>>68289008
for sure kill yourself like schlob will when his wife takes his money and retarded kid and all he's left with is a shitty podcast and brain damage
>>68287789
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
>>68288956
He's not married or engaged. You can't tie down an alpha male.
>>68289042
call people weirdo more, i dont see you post that enough
>>68289046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBKvoIe0xRs
>>68289008
i hate ppl with long faces like schlob. theyre disgusting
Wait why is Jacare the Titan FC ref?
Have you had your daily dose of Ron "The Freak" Piano? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIf8Ibda3E8
>>68289042
>muh podcast personality
go back to /r/mma
>>68289139
Never been, do they appreciate big brown over there?
Fact: 100% of Schaub h8rs are part of the 54%
>>68288741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eAolTo9M3Q
>>68288741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dCNym6sO3E
>>68289086
>>68289062
lol fuck everyone who posts on that board, and you should familiarize yourself with the law in california before you make a baby with a maid
>>68289109
literally funnier than anything rogan has done on his podcast or on stage
>>68289046
>>68289061
>anti-schaub posters
>>68289152
no idea, but I hear it's full of casuals so you'll fit right in
>>68288741
http://youtu.be/4cn_woPvjQI
>Titan FC
More like tit an FC
>>68289256
>casual
>schaub h8r
Pick both every time
>>68288714
Ronda Rousey
>trains with
>Travis Browne
>Edmond
Holly Holm
>Jon Jones
>Donald Cerrone
>Yair Rodriguez
>Jon Dodson
>GSP in the past
>Michelle Waterson
>Andrlel Arvlolski
>Overeem
It's real. Tate trained with some of the GOATS like Randy,Vitor,Ray Sefo and other who outrank all those I mentioned.
>>68288732
>barely
He knocked his ass out so hard you could hear him connect
>>68289109
D'OHHHHHHHHHH JESUS WE GOT A FAIRY OVAH HEAHHHH!!!
>>68289109
has bill commented on 199?
>>68289315
There are many fights that also disprove this though, so it's just coincidence
>>68288813
>>68288849
>>68289214
Grow up. People are trying to be serious on here,sharing their tastes and you shit it up.
>>68288920
Are you a homosexual?
>>68289308
>schaub cockgobbling casual calling others casual
priceless
>>68289432
>/heem/
>serious
>>68289432
>People are trying to be serious on here
>>68289489
fuck off, /heem/ is a thread for Schaub and Schaub-love.
>>68289489
>hiding his own casual status by calling me casual
You probably weren't even around to watch the GOAT fight live
SPICY HEEM
HEEM FUCKING DEAD
>>68289432
>People are trying to be serious on here
>first 100 posts are DC dick-sucking memes
maybe this isn't the place for you eh la'?
Nigger should've taken the dq
>not knowing how to break the clinch or block a knee
>>68289595
>>68289550
>>68289491
I was b8ing retards get got
>>68289626
oh you rused me so sorry mister rusemaster
Migrate
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68289671
>The sperg is back
>>68289572
>hiding his own casual status by calling me casual
you probably weren't even around before 196
>>68286899
It's Jon Jones doing all the DC posting. Some of the shoops are a little too professional to be organic, Jones is confirmed lurker and they're not really all that funny.
forced meme is forced
http://www.ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Chad-Mendes-061016
Lmao
>fightpass says it's going to start at 8
>starts at 7
REEEEEE
>>68289712
NO WAY
>>68289712
MINI MENDES BTFO
>>68289712
who couldn't see this coming though
>>68287806
there's no upside to fighting jacare, he's basically only got his gator walk as a meme
at least yolo romero and weidman and luke have some sort of drawing power.
>>68289712
kek
>>68289712
>Chad Mendes
>Doping violation
I'm not surprised motherfuckers
>>68289712
so fucking BASED
USADA
S
A
D
A
>Chad 'abs all year round' Mendes pops
>Anyone is suprised
>>68289712
>chin gets deleted
>popped for steroids
>Get heemed 2 times in a row and then pop.
What a sad ending to chads career.
/heem/ i need hunto .webms for reasons
>>68289712
Wasn't this Holloways most likely next opponent?
>>68286243
Look at his recent fights though. The only loses there are against champs or former champs...
Struve, Mir, Nelson, Rothwell, Bigfoot all decent scalps. Plus I think he is a shit match up for Brock. Brock can't strike from distance, he is going to shoot a double. If he can't get him to to the ground he is going to get absolutely heemed running headfirst at him.
My face when
>Diaz heems McNugget again
>Lesnar heems Samoan
>DC heems Bones
>kicked from reddit stream
>>68289950
McGoober was never heemed
Bork is gonna get Fucking Deaded
DC is my boy
>>68289953
That's /heem/'s stream bro
But that's what you get for not watching in crystal clear hd on fightpass
HEEM TAPPY
>>68289950
>he's a diaz fan
>and a mandrama fan
>AND DC is his boy
geez you're like the faggot trifecta all rolled into one potato
>>68289137
what a fuckin weirdo
>m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-muh 2 weeks n-n-n-notice!!
HEEM COMPLAINY ABOUT STOPPY
>>68290019
>vanzant's sister
>>68290002
I was on /mma/tube
>>68290019
>Jennette McCurdy.jpg
>>68289109
I miss O&A.. ;_;
>>68289626
Faggot don't speak for me. I'm the one who everyone replied to. This is a serious sport. Lives are on the line every single time. Simulated Mortal Kombat. A walk out song is something serious. It encompasses not only the attitude of a fighter but represents who they are as a person.The fact that you guys ask stupid shit like "what your walkout song" is fucking dumb in the first place. None of you are fighters. Or train at all. Again grow up.
>official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q
>>68290146
i train every single day say that shit in stockton mfer ill pull guard at you before you can even blink
>>68289712
Poor lad
>>68290234
>>68290276
Lol got you again 2 easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrZub-2JYo
Brendan Schaub: "I'm a bad match up for Brock...it's a nightmare for him"
>>68287644
I want to suck her toes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi42vfRj9H4
fun fight
To be fair, Chad was never my boy.
He always looked roided as fuck.
Especially that gut.
Meanwhile our boy Conor the Natty King McGregor whooped his Dwarf ass.
>>68290338
post schaub getting heemed by basic combinations
>>68290146
>Faggot don't speak for me or my wife's son ever again. I'm the one who everyone replied to. This is a serious sport. Lives are on the line every single time. Simulated Mortal Kombat. A walk out song is something serious. It encompasses not only the attitude of a fighter but represents who they are as a person.The fact that you guys ask stupid shit like "what your walkout song" is fucking dumb in the first place. None of you are fighters. Or train at all. Again grow up.
This Titan FC card is pretty good
>mcggregar natty
>189er confirmed
Why is Weidman so handsome?
>>68290387
>>68290443
ay dont be puttin my name with steroids nate i major against that
BRONX'S OWN
>ywn hang out with dana
>he thinks Conor "The Notoriously Natty" McGregor is on the gas
>>68290525
You not entering the contest bro?
I've already made 3 submissions.
LOL
>>68287976
>both are the favorite
wat?
>>68289950
based Irish saboteur
heeeeem
HEEM
Heem hammerfist
Based card
BIG MEATY HAMMERFIST KO in Titan FC.
>>68290387
>Chad was never my boy
Small Promotions are the best thing about fightpass
dead thread
>>68290959
I'll dead you lad
Feels good to be living in the post McGregor era. Thank you based Nate.
https://vine.co/v/iXvUI6FnV6p
Look at this top notch movement
When will goobz fail a drug test? Shouldn't be too long now.
>>68291146
>letting your dog get on top of you
0/10, needs to keep his dog in its place
>>68291168
Same time Brock does
>>68291168
The only lads that get caught are amaterurs. Conor's cycles are supervised by professionals, USADA is shit outta luck.
Am I gay for wanting for fug Tecia?
>>68291214
USADA's testing is random, goof
>>68290959
Shut up before I shut you up.
>>68289712
>get off the roids because USASA
>chin gets deleted by Frankie
>time to get back on the gas
>get caught
I hope Dom shits on Faber even harder for this
>>68291215
Tecia is my fightfu you goof
>>68291261
I'm sure it is if you're not a superstar
>>68291215
no she's hot
>>68289712
GOD DAMNIT CONOR WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL MY BOY'S CAREER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68289712
Chadlet did nothing wrong.
Holobaugh is boxing this goof up
>>68289712
literally everyone is on the gas anyway
>>68288937
Hella is the shit.
I told you guys my boy Bisping would KO Rockhold.
Why didn't you believe me?
It should've been obvious that Bisping leveled up after defeating Anderson Silva.
>>68291375
What's the genre of that hipster garbage?
>>68291263
Bitch I will never shut up I'll fucking come to your house and fuck your fat mother while you watch
>>68291403
Math/noise rock
Alright lads, USADA is knocking on your door. What do you do?
spicy
>>68291459
climb out the window and run away then go fight in japan
>>68291459
Get your fat mother to piss for me
>>68289712
>hunter
>carnist
>on the gas
i'm not surprised. go vegan motherfuckers
>>68291510
i tried several HUNDRED times to post that, remember that perseverance pays in training.
artem
>>68291459
Gladly piss for them because I'm not on the gas or a degenerate and thank them for ridding the sport of goofs.
Donald trump just gave Dana white and the UFC a shoutout at his rally.
Fight me faggots
>>68289712
Is anyone actually surprised?
I love memes
4chan is back lads
Titan FC has been spicy so far
>>68291683
I totally thought those traps were natty
>>68291459
lock myself in my bathroom because I dont have a panic room like serena williams to "protect myself"
which shithole got banned?
Russia
>>68291215
Not at all. She's hot.
>>68291903
The rest of the world m8
>tfw america is #1
>>68291942
She got robbed against Rose imo
Edged out a 29-28 in my eyes
THE TITAN FC WELTERWEIGHT TITLE OF THE WORLD
>>68291589
most American MMA fighters are chistfags and uber republican, loving god, guns, and freedom. makes sense that UFC and Dana White are trump schills
![UFC-179--Urijah-Faber-Main-Event-Preview_507295_OpenGraphImage[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jWWvjX2.jpg "UFC-179 Urijah-Faber-Main-Event-Preview 507295 OpenGraphImage[1]")
>Look at these guys, post USADA, Cruz with his backfat, TJ lookin like a teenager again, suspcious
>Just forget the fact I brought up TJ and he trained at my gym for basically the entire duration of his career up until a few months ago. Chad is a good friend too. Pay no attention to the roid gut hidden beneath my abs
Benavidez looked like shit in his last fight too, he's with Elevation now of course though. Paige Sletten was literally raped by Rose
TAM on perpetual pooicide USADA watch
>>68291987
Shit fight either way desu. Should've been a draw.
>>68291460
Natty af. Must have been tainted supps.
>>68288937
>Hella
There's hope for /heem/ after all.
Is he next?
>>68292287
He's natty now
ufc 200 is right around the corner, who /letsdothis/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl_JNTCNH2k
>>68292287
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>68292287
He got off the juice. That's why he lost handily to Wondermeme?
>>68292477
Dubs confirm Bigg Rigg was on the gas.
>>68292287
why is he training in Chile?
Anyone got link
>>68291903
Test
>>68292739
use taima
this fight has been pretty spicy so far
>>68291683
Hell no. Mendes is such a sport junkie it wouldn't surprise me if he just had a full counter of supplements and without knowing what's in half of them.
>>68292477
Nah, I think it's because he lost his will to win after having the belt stolen from him twice.
>>68292758
What is that?
>>68291903
BRAZIL KEEPS GETTING BTFO
>tfw started a fap then the fight started now fapping between rounds
Fuck someone finish this fight Kennedy Leigh needs my full attention
Spicy banger tho
How do you lads have this fight scored so far?
>>68293004
2-1 Michaud
Gave Lima round 2
Who should he fight?
>>68293057
Same
Might give Lima this round so fat
>>68293057
29-28 Le God
What's wrong with Fight Pass?
I subscribed but it won't let me buy a membership
Just shows >pic related
>>68293058
His inner child
>>68292940
>Kennedy Leigh
mah nigga
>>68293105
Cause you're Irish.
>>68293058
Bisping covertly mentioned him in an interview that he was looking to fight Diaz later in the year for the title
Probably not gonna happen though
I'd like to see Nick fight Whittaker
>>68293089
2-2 definitely
>>68293089
Damn big round for Lima
Exploded michaud's ear but
>the state of Lima's GnP
Keith jardine-esque
2-2
who wants to have a mini /heem/ meet-up?
I'll be there
>>68291903
KEK, comments say it's Russia
>>68291903
Thank you based Hiro you finally got rid of Cucknadia.
>>68287626
real mma fans torrent because they can't afford $100/mo in ppv
retards who spend money will pay anything to watch some wrestlerfag beat up someone in ufc.
>tfw hunt knocks him the fuck out in the first round and wrestlerfags cry
3-2 Lima
Spicy fight
>>68293290
>Fan SUCK OFF with UFC Light Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Cormier
>>68293298
Probably has to do with C(P) related shit
Same reason why Ukraine was banned here for a while
Commies BTFO
Close fight
Got it 2, 4, & 5 for Lima IMO
>>68293458
NEW
>>68293474
Can you stop making threads so early please
>>68293298
It seems like it is.
Why ban a whole Country though? Seems excessive, we had 2 or 3 Russia bros here.
One seemed depressed, hope he doesn't off himself desu. Stay in there if you're reading this lad, this could be your big break, remember, don't define yourself on your past experiences.
The other one just supported his Russian boys
>>68293491
It's his job man. He takes it very seriously.
>>68293474
Seriously bro were having slow comfy discussion here. Would it kill you if someone else makes the op you fucking autist?
>>68293547
>Being this assmad over someone making a new thread
>>68285730
/pol/ here :^)
>>68293547
It's not like this thread is deleted when a new thread is made
Just continue the discussion here or in the new thread
>>68293547
It's always the same guy right?
It's not like he even gets internet cred for it, there are like dozens of us flags on heem
>>68293719
>Just continue the discussion here or in the new thread
that's the fucking issue. it splits the discussion up unnecessarily.
>>68293789
Is it really that big of a deal to continue it in a new thread when this one is reaching bump limit?
>>68293749
I hope not, but you don't know with some of these spergs.
>>68293902
is it really that big of a deal to not wait till the fucking bump limit is reached before you autists race to start a new thread?
>>68293680
>DC
>Not white
>>68294002
wrong thread kek
>>68293458
>>68293458
>>68293458
>>68293922
I can personally confirm it is
>>68293991
I don't get why you guys get so pissed at this, especially if it's like ten posts early. It must really suck to be you then.
>>68294182
I think it's all the same 2 or 3 guys, and one of them is the guy who keeps making the bjpenn.com/conor is the natty goat threads
>>68294182
no, I'm really asking. why are you so autistic that you can't wait till the bump limit is reached? I mean, is your life truly so pathetic that this is possibly the only validation you can try to get?
>>68294419
i bet you're pacing around your room angry that the new thread was made 10 posts early
>>68294482
not really. I'm just asking a simple question.
>>68294419
Damn senpai, you really are pathetic. Guys sperging out over which thread to migrate to is one thing. But if linking to the new thread 10 (TEN) posts early really has you so upset, then I really feel sorry. Have fun being assblasted, anon!
>>68294524
You're clearly angry, judging by the fact that you're insulting me
Stay mad brah
>>68294677
it's not an insult, it's a statement of fact. I'm just wondering if you've ever considered it yourself.
>>68294633
>u mad brah?!?
grow up.
>>68294909
>tells me to grow up
>is literally so triggered right now over a thread posting
>>68294831
>>68294909
you right now
10 (TEN) (10) (TEN) POSTS EARLY
his leg is fucked
>>68294976
>asks a simple question
>LELELELE TRIGGERED
no really, grow up.
>>68295071
lmao you didn't even ask a question.
Lel, keep it up moron.
>>68295211
the question is right here >>68294419 you illiterate mong.
>>68295211
>"simple question" consists of calling me an autist and saying my life is pathetic
of course you aren't insulting me
you aren't angry either
Anyone got a stream for bamma bad beats 20?
>>68295383
I have decided to retire young.
Thanks for the (You)'s.
Catch ya's later.
>>68295455
nah those are just facts. the simple question is why anyone needs to act on them instead of waiting.
>>68295211
>>68295455 was meant for this goof >>68295644
>>68296037
those are facts, not insults. still doesn't answer the question though.
>>68296510
>Still posting in the old thread
![thumbnail_crop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VdwJfaJ.jpg "thumbnail crop[1]")
