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6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
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Previous thread: >>68254854
News:
>Weidman wants to fight Bisping at UFC 205
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/after-neck-surgery-chris-weidman-calls-out-bum-ufc-champ-michael-bisping-for-ufc-205-in-new-york
>Alex Garcia replaced by Jonathan Meunier in UFC FN 89 bout
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/alex-garcia-out-of-ufc-fight-night-89-bout-with-colby-covington
>Michael Page faces Cyborg Santos at Belator 158
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/9/11894118/michael-page-faces-evangelista-santos-at-bellator-158
>Yair Rodriguez-Alex Caceres targeted for August 6th FS1 card main event
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/report-alex-caceres-vs-yair-rodriguez-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-92-main-event
Lawler
>>68265801
Top lad
Ramadan reminder to be careful.
rank these from best to worse
alternatively, which ones of these should I skip?
>>68265873
>worse
pologies
I'm staying on this one
>>68265873
skip 5 6 and 7
>>68265873
was the guida fight early stoppage?
>>68265940
thanks la
>tfw you will never to go the movies with Dom so you both can avoid the no singles policy
wew lads
>>68265873
every single fight was good
may as well just ad "ufc199" to the spicy banger list
>>68266107
Dom ;_;
He should get a support dog permit for Dojo.
>>68265940
>>68266045
6 is not that bad, it's probably worth watching
>>68265947
What are you on about lad, he had no idea where he was
I think I'll repost some webmasters from the previous weekend in the spirit of reliving moments.
>>68266107
tfw your boy goes to the movies alone like you. ;_;
>>68266107
>haha going alone is the best way, I swear!
Me on the left
>>68266107
is he literally autistic?
>>68266254
a lot of working guys I know go to the movies alone
most grown family men don't have a buddy to grab on a whim to go to a show because most grown family men are fucking busy after work
seeing a movie in the theatre is way better and if going alone is your most likely way of seeing it, you do it
you little bitch
>>68266107
why doesnt he have a gf?
>yfw brock enters the shadow realm
>>68266351
he's 5'1 and very narcissistic
>>68266107
One of us
>>68266107
>look at that weird motherfucker grinning like a freak and taking selfies all on his own
>>68266351
he is closet fag or tiny dick..
>>68266351
autism
happening
>>68266616
hahah is this for real???
those muslime girls make me hard tho, would clean the semen of my dick with that headdress
dont judge its a fetish
>>68266672
It was an M-1 event in Azerbaijan, so I guess they were following the norms of the area. I don't think the girl was Muslim, perhaps just an M-1 ring babe wearing local dress? UFC should give that a go.
>>68266672
>yfw it's not a hijab but her black hair
>>68266361
>not 'real-tapped.webm'
>watching the andrade penne fight
goddamn, this is some brutal shit
>>68266107
Does Dominic Cruz really have no friends?
andrade vs joanna, who ya got?
can joanna withstand her power?
>>68267284
Heem yourself lad
>>68267284
fuck off retard
>>68266107
>Not going to the movies by yourself
>Not picking the movies you want to see
>having to wait till peoples schedules clear up
>Not having obnoxous friends/family bug you about the movie
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68266993
lol had to look really close, shes hot af tho, would put a hijab on her head/10
>>68266672
Be as careful as possible
>>68267349
Francis
>>68267342
>not having a gf
>being the loser that walks in alone that the couples whisper about and laugh at
http://www.theonion.com/article/fucking-loser-at-movie-all-by-himself-33302
So Jacare vs Bisping
Rockhold vs Weidman
and Yoel vs Mousasi (after he wins)
are the next logical fights, right?
Can anybody walk me through what the penis inspection is like for my first Bjj class?
Is this the real thread?
>>68266351
He definitely banged that one chick on Insta who posted a selfie in his bedroom.
>>68267534
>couples whisper about and laugh at
Can anyone confirm this? I've never been to the movies as a couple.
>>68267727
If you want to tag along with me and your mom that will be fine.
I've never been to a movie alone, but I've also never laughed at someone who does.
>>68267489
ss-sry khabib
didn't mean to upset you
>>68266561
This will set MMA back 10 years.
>>68267199
Did they get executed after?
>>68267587
Pretty much they just put it in a hold called 'The Willy Nelson' to see if you are suited to train
>>68267534
>onion article
What went wrong?
>>68267974
Should I wear a cup or do I put it on after inspection?
>>68268019
he nigged when he should have nogged
What would be your UFC walkout song?
confirm it
http://www.strawpoll.me/10447436
>>68267877
shut up you goof this is what the fans want to see
>>68266561
man they should book this for ufc 200
>>68265861
takbir brother
what time is sunset over there? it's like ~9pm here
>>68268208
>read this post
>look at flag
hello adan
Can she win?
>>68267706
angela magana or whatever
Some Bork interviews
https://youtu.be/DzeXuS2ET7M
https://youtu.be/mRWdmPFid9E
https://youtu.be/G4ec-j7Kyis
>>68267511
Roy will KO him
>>68268232
claudia needs to get the goblin down in the center of the cage
>>68268231
be careful.
Do you think Brock secretly uses farmersonly.com to cheat on his wife?
>>68268304
i thought that is an insurance company
>>68268336
>tfw city folk just don't understand
Around jews NEVER relax.
>>68268241
>Borks romantic story
lmao
>>68268426
thats a weird looking duck
/asp/ here, fill me in on Hunt
/lgbt/ here, fill me up with Rockhold
>>68268543
>google.com
>>68268525
It's a couple if little ducks next to it
>>68268543
https://youtu.be/l_-0D2YWio8
He is going to punch Bork in the face 1-2 times and heem him like he has never been heemd before.
>>68268241
This is why Heyman talks for him
why was this the most boring fight of 199? is it because tristar babies are pussies?
bisping is a cool guy
he gave me half a banana at the airport in vegas a few years back
>>68268593
>implying Vince isn't going to pay him to take a dive
>>68268717
Caceres because
>Vegan
>>68268848
Huh?
>>68268717
Yes. Remember Mike Ricce?
>>68268751
This is real life, kiddo
>>68268233
>>68267706
they lived together though
for like a long time
Rory vs Wundaboy
Who wins and why
>>68268989
Wonderboy, meme magic
It will be absolutely ridiculous if Hendo actually gets a title shot over Jacare, Weidman, Romero, or even Rockhold.
>>68268938
Vince is a billionaire, and Brock is his biggest investment. If there was any time for the UFC to start rigging fights, now would be it.
>brock lesnar has only been called to 200 as a last ditch replacement for conor-nate
>he only accepted the fight because he's receiving boatloads of cash
give me one good reason why I shouldn't bet the house on Hunt
>>68268989
Rory, high level jitz
>>68269014
No, the time to rig fights would have been at 193 or 196.
>>68268989
Thompson. He's one of the most dangerous strikers in UFC history. He just ran through the rightful UFC champion. Now he's fighting somebody who quits. Tristar is a joke.
r8 Tim Kennedy's new gig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKD-L9k5jmY
![Nigel-Farage-posing-with--009[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1MvOL0U.jpg "Nigel-Farage-posing-with 009[1]")
>Forget about fightan due to Euro 2016 & Brexit hype
>Find out today that 199 happened last week
>Find out today that the world has finally acknowledged that one punch from Bisgoat is equal to ten punches from Hunto
>Find out today that Chimpo Slice died of a broken heart because his twin got shot for dragging around a shitlet that some sheboon threw at him
>Find out today the Bork is going to be the UFC HW champion again by the end of the current year
All this happened in under two weeks of me not paying attention. I'm surprised motherfuckers.
>>68269015
He's 12-10, one dimensional, and a fat cunt.
>>68268989
My gut is telling me WB really bad because of how great his hands and feet are, but I picked Rory because I feel like he might be able to weather the storm, tire WB out and win the decision.
>>68269091
>Brexit hype
tell me about this. did you leave the eu yet?
>>68268989
Rory is an aggressive fighter. He will pressure Wonderboy and take him down. His wrestling is good, his takedowns are actually underrated.
If he wants the fight to go to the ground, it will. Wonderboy will be moving backwards constantly, Rory is going to pressure him hard, which will make it difficult for Wonderboy to throw his most useful strikes.
Rory throws combinations and immediately transitions into a takedown, fucks Wonderboy up on the ground. Rory by TKO, round three.
>>68269125
We're just waiting for the paper work to go through, senpai.
>>68269097
Lesnar has a glass jaw, he'll get destroyed
>>68269015
>give me one good reason why I shouldn't bet the house on Hunt
Hunt looked terrible on his back vs Stipe is the only reason I can give you.
Also, he isn't the underdog, so betting on him is pretty stupid to begin with.
>>68269211
Lesnar was eating bombs from Carwin for minutes.
Brock hates to get punched and doesn't know how to deal with it, but he's got a solid chin.
Are Phoenix and his brother blood brother or is it a my husbands son situation?
Should the UFC really be holding an event in a place like Canada? Seems like it brings down the sport.
>>68269297
>he wants judicial activism
>>68269211
>Lesnar has a glass jaw
Confirmed mong.
>>68269297
canadians confirmed moose fuckers
>>68269297
>The determination stemmed from a case involving a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts sexually assaulting his stepdaughters - including one count of bestiality. But the man, identified only as "DLW", was acquitted of the bestiality count with the new ruling.
>According to court record DLW smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.
WEW
>>68269297
>sex is legal, as long as there is no penetration involved
so would they just rub their dick on the horse's asshole or something
>>68269297
Thank you Based Le Cuck Man
>>68269297
Based Canada taking one for the team. Sandniggers will flock there now, and leave the rest of us alone.
>>68269337
>>68269363
>>68269367
>>68269376
>>68269424
>>68269440
>believing what a basketball american says on heem
Pornography offences are the possession, production or distribution of obscene sexual materials as defined by the Criminal Code of Canada. Canadian obscenity and pornography laws may prohibit anyone who intentionally searches for, or possesses, illegal pornography such as bestiality and child pornography.
>>68269073
11/9
>>68269424
why isn't trudeau's boxing record on his wikipedia? somebody should fix that.
>>68268022
No cup needed, part of the willy nelson is they see the size of your penis and they provide a cup to your specs
>>68269489
This is the future you chose
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-canada-court-bestiality-idUSKCN0YV1QX
lads, im in France for some divegrass
>>68269548
fuck off Britbong, it's not fair
you get all the dankest tickets
>>68268376
Best post of 2016 if not samefag
@BryanCallen
>I'm sorry to say right now Brendan is in bad shape. On my way to the hospital #health
>Don't know what it is yet but docs saying he doesn't have long #pray4berdan
@ArielHelwani
>there is truth to the news of Brendan being on his death bed more to come
@DanaWhite
>Just heard Schaub has passed away. Rest in Peace man.
>some soccer fag gets a sticky
>some hockey fag gets a stick
>Brendan doesn't get shit
>>68269489
>moose fucker defending moose fucking
>>68269545
and yet tons of people get thrown in jail for doing exactly what that article says is ok lol
that man was acquitted for doing that in that particular case for special reasons I think
>>68269194
>>68269091
>mfw a silly britbong actually think Brexit is going to happen
Pro-tip: White britbong men are going to vote brexit at like 65% vs 35% while women and colored people are going to vote for stay at the opposite numbers.
Have fun staying in the union.
Anyway
>actually miss the best card of the year
>>68269644
>tons of people get thrown in jail for doing exactly what that article says is ok
Wew sounds like you've got an epidemic up there
>>68269596
i wish schaub died but he didn't
goof
>>68269489
Why are you talking about pornography? This case was about sex acts.
What did he mean by this?
>>68269744
Weirdo
>>68269763
But Schaub Senpai, I don't like going to the movies...
>>68269806
Don't worry it's a fake tweet. They are almost everytime they look like that.
CODE RED
some serious meme leakage going on lads
>>68269763
>schaubfags will literally defend this
>>68269828
They're taking everything we worked for motherfuckers
>>68269828
DC SENT US TO HELL, BUT WERE GOING EVEN DEEPER
>>68269828
oh god
Who is the UFC of today?
Is it still Tank Abbott?
>>68269944
>those high wasted bathing suits
hnnnggggg
>>68269904
>>68269938
>>68269939
have we started the fire?
will DC suck Jones' dick at 200?
>>68269944
dam what happend to those ringgirls
Lithcuck please heem this faggot
>>68269954
>>68269944
Ultimate Fighting Conor
>>68269996
We have the beautiful Arianny, along with Chrissie, Vanessa and Britney. Stop complaining, goof.
>>68269574
come to uk for the next event and we can go together
>>68270069
they both pulled out m8
>>68269938
>mfw I could heem every here
>>68269964
He'll headbutt his dick
>>68269944
>those swimsuits
Muh dick
>>68269996
Wanted more lean model type women. Instead of bikini model type girls I guess. Worst ring girls are the Glory ones.
>>68270117
Thick ring grills WHEN
>>68269961
>>68270194
people seriously like those bizarre panties?
>>68270214
stop letting fat lazy women win
>>68270247
Stop letting fake titty bitches with body dysmorphia win
>>68270214
I'm not man enough to please this lady
>>68270214
She has an attractive face, shame she can't put the fork down.
I made a Kingdom thread in /tv/
>>>/tv/70680203
Also
>watching Ali funeral procession on ESPN
>all these niggers
>two niggers on hoverboards moving alongside the hearse
At least some people are throwing flowers and having some class.
>>68270214
fuuuuuuuuuck
kek
lads
>>68267557
>>68270378
literally who
>>68270214
she looks weird with the skinny face completely not matching the rest of the body
>>68270398
divegrass mëwvement expert
New: >>68265645
>>68270401
We get it, you're gay
>>68270214
That's not thick, that's fat. That's a fat woman.
>>68270413
>mfw the mewvment meme is dead
fuck you nate, why did you have to goof Ido Portal's shekals like that?
>>68270494
youre fat aren't you
good thing you wont reproduce and pass on shit genetics
>>68270214
literally fat
>>68270503
>>68270518
This.
>>68270518
My resting heart beat is 30.
>>68270494
No, he's probably just not into landwhales.
>>68270214
Agreed.
>>68270356
I haven't watched the 2nd episode yet, otherwise I'd join you.
>>68270515
>tfw when no more memebeddeds
hopefully the memes can return
Lads a girl asked me if I want to go out next week, but EFN is on that night.
I've never rejected a girl before, how do I say no? Should I ask her to come over and watch Fedor with me?
JUST
>>68270547
you should get that checked mate
>>68268208
6:49 pm
>>68266107
>>68266107
Seriously though, it's nice to go to those theaters that charge a little extra for recliners.
It's mostly elderly couples or middle aged dads that go their during the weekdays.
Real nice to watch a movie without some cunt pulling out their cellphone and bother the whole place every 5 mins.
Plus it's pretty ahrd to coordinate with friends especially as you grow older with work/family and day offs and whatnot.
>>68270636
Maybe ask somebody from the gym to go see a movie with you Dom.
>>68270636
Gratz on the fight dom
>>68270503
>>68270518
>>68270530
>>68270557
Shit taste.
guys theres literally nothing wrong with having no friends
i dont have any friends either so it's actually quite upsetting to see you all judge dom like that
dojo is a good dog
people are boring tbqhwyf and if you have shit you wanna do its quicker and more enjoyable to do that alone
from this point onwards please be considerate of dominick cruzs feelings
>>68270769
>dojo is a good dog
That's code for you know. You should move Canada. desu.
>>68270769
>he doesn't roll with a crew of trained killers
fukn dorks, when will they ever learn
>>68270769
>Dominick Cruz
>feelings
>>68270704
stream something my man
LOL his head went through the fence
>>68269752
the dude filmed it you fucking retard
>>68270582
HIGH TEST
Do you respect BloodyElbow?
Who's your favorite female fighter?
>win world championship fight against your biggest rival
>only person who comes is your mum
Why does Dom have no friends?
Anybody else think that he'll probably kill himself when his career is over and pupper dies?
>>68271069
Rose Namajunas
>>68271067
Who wouldn't respect King Nate?
>>68271081
We should all write him a letter.
I'll start.
Dear Dom,
Post your Fightfu
sincerely
>>68271126
Think you're a swell guy.
>>68271069
Rose Namajunas is cute
CUTE
>>68271126
WUZ
That's a nice tweet, fucking dork
>>68271197
Was
>yfw Dom's final act of revenge is to buy out TAM, which is a failing venture, and burn the gym to the ground
he might be autistic enough to do, would Faber ever recover?
>>68271292
Why would Faber care what Dom did with the gym if he sold it to him?
>>68271235
shes growing it out big guy, relax. She said so on her instagram
>yfw through the power of meme magic DC sucks Jon into submission.
>>68271292
>TAM burns down
>Thong has nowhere to work
>lives with Faber forever because he has nowhere else to go
>Faber forever has oily ducks and shit hanging from his ceiling and has to eat shitty rice every day
Dominator's ultimate revenge.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11904766/tim-means-agrees-to-six-month-usada-suspension-after-taking-tainted
>"Following notification of his positive test, Means provided USADA with a sealed container of one of the dietary supplement products he was using at the time of the relevant sample collection," USADA said in a release. "Although no prohibited substances were listed on the supplement label, testing conducted on the product by the WADA-accredited laboratory in Salt Lake City, Utah, indicated that it contained Ostarine."
USADA is a joke
>>68271346
I think the reebok uniforms actually look good on the cornermen. It makes them look more respectable than just a ragtag band of buddies. It makes them seem legit, like an F1 pit team.
>>68271380
Cleaning up the sport goof
>>68271292
>which is a failing venture
According to whom?
>>68270515
How did he ever lose with training like that?
>>68271117
As lonely permavirgin autists, we also are forced to go to movie theaters by ourselves.
>>68271423
https://youtu.be/G3OfZa5HBWQ?t=39m10s
straight from el manleto's mouth
>>68271101
who?
>>68271515
>Goobs
Something looks different about Aldo
>>68269964
Are they doing a pre-fight presser for 200?
DC better hope the PA system is better this time around
>>68266107
>no one can touch me
>I'm too fast for them
>I make people look silly
He's broken inside you kust know it
>>68271423
First of all, he said losing, not failing. Second of all, he's just saying that so it doesnt seem like he's getting rich off his guys. Youre grasping at straws because you feel like you have to stick up for dominic the decisionator snooze. I bet you think his dog isnt gay as fuck and he isnt a loser for going to the movies alone and posting about it on social media.
>>68271654
wow USADA really did a number on him
>>68271696
If you've ever heard her talk it should come as no surprise that she's had a mile long train of black cock ran on her desu
>>68271696
Is that Nagano?
>>68271380
Same deal Romero got.
It's stupid that they get suspended still, that's still a mark on their record.
>>68271811
yup
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68270214
Quit perpetuating the stereotype about our country you fat ass
>>68271140
goofs are sleeping on callen's striking, the kid is for sure a contender.
kavanagh cashing in on conors success already. is it too early or is the conor meme almost done?
>>68271908
The Conor meme has only just begun
>>68271903
pick the knee up first. one then two
>>68271908
no fucking way lmao
>>68271908
>Publisher's note: this was written before Conor got trashed up by Nate
>>68271069
Claudia Gadelha
anyone else think rockhold is a boring fighter?
>>68271945
Watching Callen trigger Rogan's technique based autism was glorious, all with Edgy Brah chuckling in the background scoping out the booty.
>>68266561
UFC 204: DAD STRENGTH
>>68272003
Who?
>>68271908
While I understand the concept of "win or learn" completely, it's a bit silly to imply that you can't win AND learn. And the title implies that you can't.
>>68272003
nope. he's actually one of the most interesting guys to watch, as he's the best MW easily, since before Anderson lost. He's just not a competitor at heart. He destroyed weedman but went full MEH on Bisping.
>>68271984
Claudia wife material desu
>>68271908
>Lose or be stupid
>>68272261
yeah man it's dumb
>>68272192
if you like indian mixed with white looking girls you can find much better examples than her in upstate Rio and Minas.
>Stop stabbing me, not now Jon...
jon..
>>68272446
wow dude where did you get that lol
>>68272192
Agreed
>>68272333
Shit opinion baka none of them are like her
>>68272471
I made it
>The champion is ultimately the man who can cut the most weight
Why do we make weight ins before the actual event again? Makes no fucking sence.
![rs_560x700-160229072730-Patrcia_Poeta[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xPA44N9.jpg "rs 560x700-160229072730-Patrcia Poeta[1]")
>>68272478
I think you'd be surprised. Can I commence a dump? I dont wanna get banned
>>68272534
No.
>>68271908
lmao...
>>68272333
They're not her though mate. Gadelha's the only Brazilian girl you could take home to your parents without them thinking that you'd bought her online.
who /euro cup/ here
>>68272446
weirds me out that somebody actually depicted DC that way
>>68272534
these women do not age well
>>68272707
It's a drawing jackass
>>68272700
here, ceremony when?
>>68272760
go draw yourself getting fucked in the ass, fag
>>68272810
I will tear your ass up, Jon
Is Bisping the biggest meme "champ" since Fluke Rockhold?
>>68272960
no one is bigger that meme mcfluke himself
>tfw The Chris will never be your boy again
>>68273078
If he's not still your boy he never was
why does noone do inside shoulder locks anymore?
>Im going to be on Jon Jones' ass like black on beans for twenty five minutes
>wake up
>bisbong really is champ
>feelsgoodman
>>68273301
>the state of her teeth
And you lads told me it was just a meme you guys have shit teeth
>>68272534
>>68272594
They're pretty cute but Claudia is the only one for me
>>68273078
>>68273116
He's probably never going to fight again
>>68273499
m8 he's going to rek Cuckhold in the rematch and then rek bisbong.
>>68273434
whats wrong with her teeth?`
whats up with americans hollywood-tier delusions
>>68273629
You havin' a giggle m8?
It doesn't look like she's ever brushed them.
Any fights where opponents heem each other?
>>68273629
They're half way to rotting. Maybe spend a little less time watching pornography and a little more time brushing.
>pic related
Me and my pearly whites
>>68273142
its a gotcha move if the person sucks at doing an underhook, get a shallow not deep enough underhook and you expose your elbow for the shoulder lock. That's one reason why you don't see it as often, most MMA guys don't botch their underhooks, and if they do a lot of fighters don't capitalize on the mistake and seize the opportunity
>>68273736
not seeing it
>>68273760
They look fine
Here's me
check out dana before his teethjob back in 2002
>>68273737
Gray maynard in TUF heems his opponent and himself
>>68273619
buddy it would be a miracle if he fights again in 2016
>>68273902
He says he's good for 205. Might not be great for his neck in 20 years time but for now he's good.
>>68273868
intelligent technique to employ
>>68273902
Surgery was successful.
MSG = Destiny
i love UFC
>>68273868
If Jones doesn't go ham on DC for five whole rounds I will consider the fight a disappointment. I want him to brfeak DC's spirit.
>>68273737
there's one ref'd by shonnie carter where he freaks out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw1xcuygxGE
>IM GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A COORS LIGHT, NOT A BUDLIGHT CAUSE THEY DON'T PAY ME ANYTHING
>>68274027
Never post again.
>>68274096
I ad britcyck
>>68273948
buddy he juts had the surgery, he's probably still loaded on painkillers
the likelihood of him being 100% is not very good
>Bisshit is the champ
>Literally anyone from top 5 can heem him to kingdom fuck
Nice ""sport"" you got there.
>>68274096
>I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY WOMAN TONIGHT
>>68273955
more of a fan of the standing arm triangle/kata gatame, more openings, can be created from setting your offensive or defense, and flows really well with takedowns.
Standing shoulder locks are nice, but less openings and there are fewer to no chains to set up, so if you botch nothing to follow up besides a hard reset.
>>68273960
"Successful" in regards to that surgery means that they didn't fuck up any of his nerves or ligaments while performing the super fucking invasive surgery.
That surgery almost always has negative consequences after the fact, but they perform it because of how much pain the person is in beforehand. Just because the surgery is successful doesn't mean he won't experience horrible pain if he gets punched in the face/has his neck yanked on
>>68274153
He was 10-20% when he fought Rockhold. He probably only needs to be 20-35% to beat Bisping and maybe 40% to beat deleted chin Rockhold. I'd bet he is at least 55-65% by 205.
So we can all agree that this is the greatest sportsman of all time
>>68274297
Bruce Lee would beat him
he might be a the greatest sports man, but sports don't matter in the streets.
Bruce Lee was the greatest fighter of all time.
>>68274254
>I'd bet he is at least 55-65% by 205.
I wouldn't be surprised if Bisping is booked to fight someone else about eight weeks before 205 because Weidman phoned in and said shit guys I really really wanted to fight but it's a lot worse than I initially thought
>>68274254
>all these arbitrary percentages
this isn't an anime anon
>>68274522
>arbitrary
Those were carefully calculated
put it away jon
>>68274522
why cant life be an anime? fighting be more fun to watch.
>>68274567
no they weren't because there's about a 50% chance that he'll never be higher than 20% for 100% of his remaining years bud
>>68274703
>no they weren't
do you have anything backing this up
>>68270515
How do I get good at Touch Buttsu?
>>68274597
In 20 years we will be able to upload our brains to computers and download other people's experiences. I'm talking be able to live inside a virtual world. It's going to be a real problem for some people getting addicted.
>>68274784
>guys we will literally have be hulking supermen with giant dicks that will never be satiated, sports will be fought between cyborgs!!!! We will literally be immortal, we will have cured everything!!!
>>68274784
you mean like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szzVlQ653as
i bet i could armbar that giant snake from the movie anaconda
>>68272446
Nice one
>>68274741
there's a lot of info available online but I'm too lazy to go find it for you bud
he herniated a disc badly enough that it pinched a nerve badly enough that the nerve stopped working
they went in through the front of his neck, drilled holes through the vertebrae in his cervical spine, removed the parts of the herniation that were causing the impingement. It's an invasive procedure dude, look it up. Athletes are usually considered to be pretty lucky if they don't suffer any effects afterwards
I also heard somewhere that he was undergoing spinal fusion surgery and it appears as though that idea was kaiboshed at some point
>>68275197
I'd let Ronda armbar my anaconda ;)
CONCEIVE. BELIEVE. ACHIEVE
>Americans are pearly toothed greeseball bandwagoners
>The British are rotten mouth limeys that think they're significant in divegrass
>Canadians are snownigger shitposters
>Australians are desperate gloryseekers with zero significant athletes
Debate me neets.
>>68275576
do me
>>68275576
which flag is this?
>>68275576
I actually post more on topic than anyone though
>>68275806
53 state of America Syria
>>68275806
Netherlands is a little sick I think
Who is the superior fitefu,Torres or Gadelha?
https://youtu.be/89IvWitiN8w
Lanklets BTFO
Reminder: Bisping only won because Cormier softened Rockhold's chin.
>>68275576
>"pearly toothed" is an insult in Bulgaria
Bulgaria sounds like the kind of place you'd hire some sailor to smuggle AK47s
>>68276288
Im not the guy you replied to but what the hell are you on about?
>>68266107
"The greatest moment of my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy." —Dominick Cruz
>>68276760
I am actually samefagging, I'm also a faggot.
>>68276786
the greatest moment in my life was when i shit posted memes
>>68276786
The best moment of my life was when I sneezed and jizzed at the same time. For a few seconds it felt like I was about to die. Intense stuff lads
>>68276786
>i love you
Any other KV losers here look up to Cruz as a role model that you don't need a gf to be happy?
>>68277126
do elaborate
>>68277505
but he has parents who love and support him, a job and money
i dont have any of that.
>>68277505
Has Cruz ever been linked to a girl during his time in the media?
Maybe he's a batty boy.
>>68277825
His gf left him when he got injured.
>>68277198
>Thanks a sponsor for sticking by his side during an injury
>Doesn't thank a gf
Dominick's entrance music should be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djU4Lq_5EaM
>>68270494
She is legitimately not that attractive.
>>68278464
Conor is bisexual you know?
>>68278518
you wish he was, ye fuckin fruit
>>68277917
Everyone did, except Monster.
>>68278575
I don't care what he calls himself, but it is well known that Ido has given him extensive "private lessons"
>>68278601
>tfw monster will leave him when somebody sees him drinking RockStar
>>68266351
he had a wife but she left him when he got injured and she didnt see any more gold to dig in his future.
>>68278464
>but this mad that no one else likes some fat bitch
>>68266334
The team quest phantom tap
>>68279064
>fat bitch
Sir, there is no need to be rude about the young lady. You wouldn't like it if somebody called your grandma a fat bitch.
>>68279064
Yeah you tell him bro. How could anyone prefer a porker like that over this literal goddess?
>>68279496
>him
Bisping vs Weidman, who takes it?
>>68279567
Bisking
Weidman chin is deleted
am i memeing it right?!
>>68279567
My boy
>>68275876
Do you have a statistical breakdown on that claim?
>>68279567
BISKING P4P
KEKMAN STAY KEK
MY BOY!!!
>>68279611
>>68279699
Relax.
>>68279753
I can't not until Bisking heems Cuckman
The trash talk is gonna be epic!!
Post your walkout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4DLFQcVZ_Q
>>68279611
>>68279699
Friendly reminder that /heem/'s regular high meme density serves as a filter for the uninitiated casual.
>>68279875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgMC85rHjw4
>>68279907
filthy casual scum
Bisking and my boy Jon is gonna rek them
heem sleepy
dead thread
dead sport
>>68280004
>when the memes so supreme you shitpost on /heem/
>>68280172
nope
nope
reminder
>>68280180
epic keku
heem laughy
>>68280172
>sport
>>68280526
KEKS!!
>>68272446
This meme needs to be preserved and spammed for years to come.
submit yourself, my man
>he thinks condit beat lawler
>>68281190
which meme
why did helios have to live to see royce lose
it's not fair
>>68281190
Agreed.
>>68281365
you think I could heem that mummy?
>>68281215
What ""person"" thinks that?
Is Joanna a clean athlete?
>>68281487
>implying you could heem the immortal creator of BJJ
he would submit you before you even walked into the ring
>>68281643
>that
>steroids
calm down skelly
people can have muscles without being on steroids
>>68281885
what are your thoughts on ufc fighters and tattoos?
>>68282067
tattoos are degenerate
>>68282067
she so badly wants to be white
>>68282067
sick tats bro, did you find the design in a coloring book
>get kneed in the face during sparring
>notice my nose looks fucked up
>everyone says its just swollen
>days go by and the swelling doesnt disappear
>now have a permanently crooked nose because I didnt get it fixed
Stop forcing it and let the thread die already. Go outside you nerds.
>>68282239
kek
>>68282239
At least you ain't a nigger.
>>68282239
any boxing tips?
>>68282731
dont get kneed in the face
>>68282963
Sage advice
Post your favorite Schaub
>>68279567
In all seriousness Weidman is literally the worst matchup possible for Bisping in that division.
>>68284005
how many minutes until weidman gets injured again
>>68283243
3
>>68284005
Weidman will pressure him against the fence to oblivion.
Jace would just take one of his limbs.
>>68284030
what a fucking can
>>68284030
jesus christ this glass jaw better stick to podcasting
>>68284195
jacare*
why isn't fedor fighting brock
>>68266329
Why'd they make the poster look like both of them are trying to take a shit?
>>68284671
mark hunt is shit
is bellator bad for mma
>>68282239
Get a doctor to break it again and fix it.
>>68285087
i'll break it again
why are you guys so jealous of brendan? get a life
>>68284735
>World class Striker
>K-1 world Grand Prix champion
>Over 30 pro kickboxing wins
>Turned his career around from 5-7 to 12-10 and is now top 10 heavyweight
>has wins over Cro Cop and Wanderlei
>""""""""Shit""""""""
R U havin' a laff m8?
>>68285113
>jealous
literally the only thing he has going for him is that he isn't a manlet.
>>68285017
No, they have Michael Page and Koreshkov. The rest is crap.
>>68284005
Jacare is much worse. Bisping has a chance against Weidman
>>68285209
>kickboxing: when you're not good enough to box
>>68285255
>boxing
>good
>fun to watch
>fun to even do
>boxing beating any other striking discipline
>>68285209
He's a fat slob with a blockhead.
>>68280604
>deleted
ahahahahah
>>68285255
t. james toney
>>68270769
this is what people with no friends tell themselves to feel better
>i know because i'm one of them
>>68285374
If you don't get lonely, why even have friends tho?
>>68285255
>Hunt not a good Boxer
>has 9 one punch KO wins in his 12 wins
>>68285364
Fite me, swedecuck. Get /heemed/ I won't even give you the pleasure of hopping in my guard
>>68285209
>30-13 kickboxer
>Won World because the guy who beat him got injured and dropped out
>12-10 as a HW
>Didn't train for half of his career
>Still no ground game
>Still a fat cunt
>>68285429
literally an F level athlete
he'd get massacred in a real sport
>>68285429
HW is the weakest division on the planet. The last 3 people he knocked out were Frank "ghost of himself" Mir and Bigfoot "ghost of himself" Silva.
>>68285419
because "getting lonely" isn't really a thing i don't think. but it still sucks to not have friends. i suppose if you've never had friends it would suck less maybe but i think back to the times when i did and i know that a very basic part of human life is missing in mine.
>>68285506
>the pic you posted was minutes before he Knocked out former champ Frannk Mir with one punch
He is a fat cunt but he's a fat cunt that can knock people the fuck out
>>68285506
>>Still no ground game
He nearly arm triangled Fedor twice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wRrdSoM0ck
>Kimbo Slice was Mixed Martial Arts
>mfw
>>68285649
>Fedor is good
Go here
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
After this thread
>>68285700
>(you)
>>68285649
>nearly arm triangled fedor twice
>>nearly arm triangled fedor
>>>nearly
didn't arm triangle fedor though and then lost by submssion
>>68285730
better thread
>>68281215
By far the worst """"poster"""" on here. No surprise you showed up after UFC 189.
>>68285769
He also managed to escape a sunk armbar in the first two minutes of the round.
>>68285626
>a very basic part of human life is missing
like what? honest question, I've never had any friends for the past couple of decades and I've never felt like anything was missing.
>>68285914
>/heem/ is already slow as fuck atm
>racing to start a thread 25 posts early
kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>68285960
Not reading any posts in this thread
Cry in here
>>68285685
>>68285845
He also managed to lose by submission even though he has a good ground game according to you
>>68285997
fuck off you retard. I'm going to start bumping the real thread because you're a loser who doesn't listen to reason.
>>68285730
>>68285730
>>68285730
>>68285730
>>68286252
this thread isnt even full yet you autist
>>68286252
What reason?
>>68285730
real new
>>68266107
>"H-hey, do you guys sell Monster Energy drink here? N-no? I'll just have a small water then..."
>>68286267
that was the original fucking point in >>68285960
these goddamn early threaders need to die
>>68286334
Get in here
>>68285685
>>68286269
posting a new thread when 1. /heem/ is slow as fuck and 2. you're 30 fucking posts early
>>68286368
So? What difference does it make?
four nine seven
>>68285730
real new here
>>68286456
DUDE
>>68286470
Get over it bro, you lost
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68286442
it turns into a thread war between retards like you're currently seeing, you moron. while the original thread still hasn't reached bump limit.
>>68285852
companionship, non-romantic social interaction and bonding, sharing experiences and interests, having someone's back and them having yours idk. that's all just describing different facets of 'friendship' i guess. i supposed it's fairly common to never have a True Friend that does all that and whatever else i couldn't think of so it's normal not to feel like you're missing something. also i think the part of a person that likes and desires friendship can be killed off by extended solitude and i think that's happening to me. maybe it has already happened to you.
i don't miss my former friends or feel lonely though, but i think that speaks to our adaptability more than anything. when i do think back on when i had friends, i do think 'existence' was elevated in some way. it had a different quality to it than it does now.
>>68286512
We're over 500 posts moron
>>68286552
NOW we are you fucking faggot.
and I've been bumping >>68285730 all the while.
>>68286678
Take a deep breath broseiden there's enough memes to go around. Take a breather.
Official new here btw
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68286815
fuck off you sperg.
>>68287066
You don't need to call me names asshole
>>68287218
I know I don't, because we both know you're such a big fucking loser that you can't even win a retarded thread war.
why do you feel the need to do it anon? 35 fucking posts early? seriously, examine your life if this is all there is to it.
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