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Previous thread: >>68285730
News:
>Chad Mendes pissed hot
http://www.ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Chad-Mendes-061016
>Claudia used to cut weight like Conor
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11902416/claudia-gadelha-stopped-cutting-up-to-33-pounds-to-fight-better-win
>Tony Ferguson is a top tier antiboy
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/tony-ferguson-pretty-upset-with-khabib-nurmagomedov-for-taking-fight-with-project-manager
First for Joanna
Second for Schaub
Lima by DEC
I agree with the decision
is Gracie Barra a meme McDojo gym?
I work night and it's one of two places that offer mid-day classes.
>>>/int/60632392
Russia will be back, there's still light Russiabros
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/sports/30doping.html
>doping with impunity gene
>It was, researchers say, a striking demonstration of a genetic discovery. Those 17 men can build muscles with testosterone, they respond normally to the hormone, but they are missing both copies of a gene used to convert the testosterone into a form that dissolves in urine. The result is that they may be able to take testosterone with impunity.
>The gene deletion is especially common in Asian men, notes Jenny Jakobsson Schulze, a molecular geneticist at the Karolinska University Hospital in Stockholm. Dr. Schulze is the first author of the testosterone study, published recently in The Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism.
>Dr. Schulze learned from an earlier study that about two-thirds of Asian men are missing both copies of the gene, as are nearly 10 percent of Caucasians. The prevalence in other groups is not known.
>Doping researchers said the study raised questions about what to do next.
>“It’s disturbing,” said Dr. Don Catlin, the chief executive of Anti-Doping Research, a nonprofit group in Los Angeles. “Basically, you have a license to cheat.”
Jesus christ
>>68294029
PRIDE was ahead of its time
>>68294029
>yfw asians become champions in every division a year after this is published
Dear Dom,
We sincerely think you're a swell guy. As lonely permavirgin autists we also are forced to go the movie theater by ourselves.
>>68294029
>>Doping researchers said the study raised questions about what to do next.
What did they do next? This is from 2008.
>"I Wanted the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader."
>>68294244
>we
Speak for yourself, nerd.
>>68294244
we choose to view our movies solo because it's more comfy.
Money Mendes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6JPvO8K6UI
>>68294251
they lived happily ever after, the end.
>>68294701
I'm surprised it took this long for someone at TAM to piss hot.
Schaub = God
>>68294929
i disagree
this guy's leg is fucked up
>>68295083
Lose my number
HEEM SNAPPY
Redpill me on Karyn Bryant
Dat leg snap
>>68295292
he's a person
>>68295292
Sassy black woman hungry skeleton
>>68295292
I don't know who that is.
>>68295292
she's a nigger
>>68294701
>Lesnar getting tested by USADA
Sir. I may be stupid, but I'm not fucking retarded
NotLikeThis
>inb4 Tainted Elk Meat
>inb4 Tainted Supplement
>inb4 Someone slipped it in my preworkout
M O N E Y M A N L E T
>>68293601
they're alright
whats the linage?
>>68295292
probably the best interviewer in mma
How does he beat Aldo, lads?
>>68295954
USADA
>>68295954
He doesnt.
>>68295803
Casual detected
>>68295954
Touch Aldo's chin
>>68295954
McGregor removed his chin already
>>68296004
>implying he can't beat post-USADA Aldo
It's a damn travesty that we will never see Rich Piana compete in the octagon.
>>68295954
fighting in the pocket as usual, mix up game, so darting from neutral either to land his punches or from neutral and hitting a takedown.
>>68295954
He won't. He will air punch and shadow box all night.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10453009
http://www.strawpoll.me/10453009
http://www.strawpoll.me/10453009
>>68296134
He looks like something outta Diablo
RIP
>>68296134
Piana is actually fighting this summer at /HEEM/ FC 1 against Brendan Schaub
>>68294929
>Loss, Loss, Win, Win, Loss, Loss
I don't get the Schloss meme
>>68296118
Still a bad matchup for him lad. His wrestling will be nullified by Aldo's tdd, meaning he'll have to box him up. That didn't work last time.
Reminder conor will never make 45 again and belt should be stripped
>>68296347
It's actually amazing how many people you can accurately point out to be on steroids just by their physique
heem
>>68295292
I would put it in her butt
>>68296134
Someone link a video of his in the other thread. He changed my life in one hour. TYBR
>>68296449
What video?
>>68296449
Here you are family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIf8Ibda3E8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
Brock free fight, Mir rematch
>>68296134
But we will get to see Brock Lesnar which is pretty damn close.
>tfw
am i a real fight fan yet
>>68295976
>>68296067
Infinitely these.
Post-USADA Aldo won't be able to simply use his strength and power to escape Edgar's takedowns like he did last time they fought.
>>68296368
Just like Jesus "lost" to the jews and was resurrected three days later, Schaub "lost" to bum heavyweights and resurrected as a comedic genius, multi-millionaire, and the host of the most popular podcast in history.
Schaub bless.
>>68296631
damn son, can we come over to your mansion and have sex with one of your model wifes
>>68296715
no, you can't
>>68296663
oh so he's not a fighter cool
>in b4 Joe Rogan is the best mma fighter that ever lived
you gonna have to supply links to back the comedic genius claims too
>>68296812
>you gonna have to supply links to back the comedic genius claims too
don't trap me in a sauna and force me to fuck my way out
>>68296536
Thank you. Rich Bless. Chael Bless. Conor Bless 3x. May memes and syn-I mean gains bless you. Daily reminder 5x scoops + training in a gi 3x a week + bodybuilding
>>68296469
Very good. Teaches you to be a beast.
>>68296536
>>68296663
Schaub bless
>>68296812
He is literally the second coming of Christ, I heard it while the lord was speaking to me, how's that for a source?
have you been doing your daily waist vacuums, /heem/?
>russia blocked from 4chan
fedor on suicide watch
Russia is back lads
>>68296892
Schaub bless you as well, my brother.
>>68296884
Based Rich
If you could block one country from posting on /heem/ forever, it would be ________
I don't think I would block anyone. I love all you lads
>>68296384
But then there won't be a belt for Nate to demand after his defense.
>>68297017
Brazil.
Ireland's a close second.
>>68297017
I'd block Amerikkka.
>>68297085
>Conor can't make 145
>Nate can make 145
uhhhhhhhhhhh
Anyone got a bamma bad beats 20 stream?
>>68297017
Estonia tbqh
Reminder that Sage is being abused by his father and you are doing nothing to stop it
>>68297213
He beat the champion and if he does so again, it should be a double whammy of giving Nate a cheeky belt and stripping Conor.
And then there's a moneyweight belt going around, because Zuffa is now open to fun money shit.
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10453093
>>68297304
Delete your post.
who /5%/ here
>>68297756
Right here brotha!
>>68297304
Reminder that no one knew who this jew was before the Sage drama.
I work for bellator, they are in talks with rich piana at the moment
>>68297875
That's a load of crap. He's already signed a contract for /heem/ fc1.
>current streak: 8 losses
Goodnight /heem/
I could see the UFC giving Rich Piana a 4 month exemption from USADA.
Maybe give him an easy fight for his debut. Someone like Arlovski or Mir.
>supposed natty goat bisping gets beaten and moans about roiders
>newly minted natty goat mcgregor KO'd roiders
what a time to be natty
>>68298208
night, comfybro
>>68298253
natty 4 lyfe
>>68296580
Thanks
>>68298278
>That hair.
>Natty.
>Implying goobs isn't hoped up on lucky charms.
THERE IS ONLY ONE NATTY GOAT YOU GOOFS AND HIS NAME IS THE KING
MICHEAL
BISKING
>>68297017
Argentina
>>68298382
>a Leaf finally gets something right
Bout time.
>this bisping bandwagoning
Just where were you goofs before 199?
>mfw jacare subs bisshit on the first round
>>68298563
If Bisping were self-aware he'd retire right now.
>>68298563
>mfw Cuckare gasses after aligator clapping his way to the cage
>>68298555
I was getting laughed at on /heem/. Where were you?
>>68298563
>brazilian post-USADA
kek
>>68298671
Right senpai, let's see those screen caps pls
>>68298563
Bisking will tap him with a fart after locking up a triangle.
>>68298523
FOR THE COMMONWEALTH
>>68298669
>>68298671
>The land of Bisking.
It's beautiful lads.
>>68298563
>mfw annoying ancient alligator also gets KO'd and bisping defends belt
>>68298555
Trips of truth
Americans never stop bandwagoning
>>68298555
I didn't think he'd win against Rocksalt.
But I've always thought THE KING was criminally under-rated, and he beat the GASSED GOAT in Andy so he deserves it.
>>68296580
>Those STAND THEM UP chants
>That absolute hothead Brock
>>68298563
>yfw the bisbong bandwagon gets btfo
>>68298563
>implying anyone can defeat Bisping in the USADA era
literally the greatest of all of time now, lad
>>68298781
bisping is a year older than jacare though
>>68298555
I've always been a Bisping fan and always thought he could be a world champion after being perennial contender for years. I'll admit, I didn't think he could beat Rockhold for the belt on two weeks notice, but I'm glad I was proven wrong.
Jones on gear was the GOAT
Now we welcome the Bisking era
>>68298984
>I didn't think he could beat Rockhold for the belt
Nobody ever has zero chance in a fight. It was a massive fluke. Fucker will probably lose the belt and Rockhold will regain the belt but never get to fight Bisping again.
>>68298738
Why the fuck would I screencap everyone making fun of me? I'm not some masochist who gets off to shit like that. Though, I will admit I should've screencapped for sweet sweet revenge.
>>68298778
'Tis very beautiful. Every day I wake up and BisKing is champ is a great day.
>>68298835
>Bisbong has no K.O. power
Every asshat was saying this before 199.
BisKing proved them wrong.
>>68298965
Agreed.
>>68298984
How could you doubt the Natty GOAT?
>>68299007
And it is glorious.
>>68299050
How do those lemons taste buddeh?
>bandwagoning this severe
Reminder that if you bandwagon a fighter after a win or no longer support a fighter after a loss, you're not a real fight fan and should leave /heem/.
>mfw I realized BisKING will heem Jacare, Weidman, Rockhold, Hendo, and Whittaker, in that order
Will Mouse ever get the balls to step into the cage with Dom again?
>>68299350
>muy speshul club!
fuck off
>>68293717
It was probably that same Ruskie sperg posting CP in the game thread for 199
>mfw I realized Bisping will get heemd by Hendo again
>>68299350
BisKing has been my boy since TUF 3, you RockSalt cunt.
>>68299393
>wanting to discuss mma with casuals like these
Bro have some respect for yourself
>>68299385
I hope so
>>68295292
first to answer the call for a quota filler (is black, is female)
she's pretty good though
>>68299401
>mfw Wondermeme ends Rory's career next week
>>68299435
You weren't even alive when tuf 3 was on tv bro.
>tfw Dom's best friend is his mom
>>68299478
Can't wait for Wonderboy to send Rory packing to Lellator
>>68299494
>TUF 3 = 2006
>Born 1994
kek
learn to count, nigga.
>>68296422
I saw a pic of him as a kid and he showed signs of getting those traps. He's natty. It's all of the shady supplement companies trying to bring the sport down. First Yoel and now Mini Mendes. It's disgusting.
>>68299566
My point stands. No way you were watching it at 12. If you were sorry you were born into trailer trash.
>>68299566
Tell us one cool house moment you remember from the season senpai.
>>68298555
Shitposting when he was going to fight Anderson.
I've always like Bisping, ever since Hendo knocked his ass out at 100.
>>68299566
>Born 1994
>>68299050
Wasn't really a fluke, Rockhold's boxing is absolute shit, the reason he wins is because he keeps people in kicking range so they have to rush in to land a punch then he check hooks them. Bisping circled away from Rockhold's kicks, feinted his way inside, knocked him off balance with low line kicks and was landing combos well enough while occasionally catching kicks to the gut.
The reason Rockhold lost is because he got frustrated and tried to lead, which he's always been absolute shit at doing.
>I tried something different
>literally a fucking jab
Rockhold's stand up skill is way overrated. His BJJ game is legit though.
>>68299693
He lost because he was being lackadaisical and cocky
Yeah, his boxing isn't that sharp at all, but he looked way too relaxed in that fight, literally giving no fucks
But again, that being said, Bisping has much superior kickboxing and standup, if he had just a bit more power in his hands he'd be a legend
>>68299385
Dom couldn't hang with him standing last time. Will be interesting to see how it goes now that neither are working part time jobs and both look better than ever.
>>68299679
When Ed Herman pissed in Rory Singer's head gear. Herman also hid that guy's gear around the gym.
>>68299685
>implying i care what an old man thinks
>>68299774
You literally copied that off of wikipedia.
Nice try though bud, but if you did watch the show you'd know that it was kalib Starnes who kept messing with singer's gear.
>>68299774
Wasn't Kalib Starnes who kept hiding Rory's gear?
>>68294029
>2008
Someone tell Gomi to get on the gas, Kawajiri's the only one who got the memo.
lmao u fuckin goofs
>>68299768
it needs to happen. no one cares about Mouse vs. Who. lets see some real fights
>Bisping wants vengeance on Kennedy and Henderson
>Weidman, Jacare, and Rockhold still want a shot at him
Division is stacked.
>>68300093
a good question. have we ever seen someone out wrestle dom?
>>68300262
No and we never will.
>>68299768
I wouldn't say he couldn't hang with him but Mighty Mouse did a phenomenal job of constantly keeping up pressure and cutting off the cage. Dom generally does well against opponents even when he's backed up against the cage but MM definitely gave him more trouble in that aspect than any fighter I can remember. His pressure especially was really key, just unrelentess whenever they were standing, never trying to let Dom take control in any aspect, his speed obviously playing a big role too
Cruz's weight advantage also played a big role in his grappling successes and in general, which definitely wears down MM during the course of the fight
>>68300225
>Bisping choosing a 45 year old and someone who hasn't fough in a year and a half
even he knows anyone in the top 5 would beat him
post yfw jacare subs him inside of 3 seconds
>>68300262
TJ played good defensive wrestling and won like 2 scrambles, but for the most part it was a zero game. everytime Dom took him down he was able to fight it off but not do much for an offensive set....
>yfw goofs say they want to see jacare get the next title shit
>>68300262
NOBODY, can beat the monstrous energy of Monster Energy®
>>68300315
If you're a striker you want to learn how to scramble and TDD like TJ, he and Frankie are probably the fastest scramblers, able to free themselves the quickest from a TD and getting back to standing in the UFC. Only person that is faster in defensive wrestling is Ben Askren but he is a Funk style wrestler, hence his nickname.
>>68300355
>next title shit
kek
>>68293458
>>Chad Mendes pissed hot
>http://www.ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Chad-Mendes-061016
goddamn
TAM keeps getting BTFO more and more
I sort of feel bad for them
>>68300373
>Ben askren
>faster
Didn't he get taken down by some Russian striker in his last fight?
>>68300399
Still more relevant than Serra-longo though
Bork is a bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzeXuS2ET7M
>>68300373
Is Funk style a nickname for something? I couldn't find anything in my brief Bing search
>>68300373
I loved this piece of chain wrestling Cruz has such good aggressive wrestling, shooting and reshootng after the stand up. But man on the defensive end TJ was taken down twice, was about to get GNP and came out unharmed, that's great defensive wrestling, doesn't mater about TDD if you can control the scramble. And this is one piece of evdience that makes me think TJ out wrestled Cruz, cause Cruz might have gotten the takedown, but TJ outwrestled him, got up, nulled the offensive plays and came out of the exchange undamaged.
I think this shows some discrepancy with MMA scoring, Cruz scored the takedown, but fight wise, tactical wise inflicted no harm or damage to TJ. TJ lost the exchange judge wise, but fight wise coming out unharm is a major asset.
>buttchin
>benavidez
>no love
>mini mendez
>snake
anybody recognize anyone else?
>>68300426
it's a style of wrestling as the post clearly implied
>there are /lowtest/ betas posting on this thread RIGHT NOW
Smh. Prove your /hightestness/ heem
>>68300457
And not a single man above 6 feet tall.
>>68300470
What is it then, dummy, that's the actual question
>>68300478
disgusting honestly
>>68300500
google.com
you're welcome
>>68300478
Dominican Poison, is that you?
>>68300516
I tried that. Hence why the question was asked
You're not too bright, are you?
Thoughts?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10453467
>>68300478
>attempting to prove you're hightest by posting pictures on the mma general on an anime inspired sports imageboard
that's pretty lowtest, kiddo
>>68300426
Funk style wrestling is a type of defensive wrestling used in folk style, its really famous for the use of controlling scrambles by going into unorthodox positions , Its super unorthodox, unlike the traditional sprawl, you let the guy take yourself down but in the middle of the take down you roll his leg over your entire body,
flipping him. Its named after an old school midwest wrestling coach. Ben Askren is one of the best funk stylist right now. There's a couple of guys out of Oklahoma that are maybe as good, but i'm not sure if they're going to go into MMA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO1kS8wmP2Y
>>68300456
>>68300542
>can't figure out how to google funk wrestling
>tries to insult other people's intelligence
get a load of this retard
Who else watched Titan?
Fantastic event
Heem sleepies, tappies, and breaky
Recommend it if you haven't watched it yet.
I thought Silva was overrated, but it turns out middleweight is just doomed to be a meme division regardless.
>>68300578
>google funk style quickly
>cant find anything
>durrrr i'll just be a mega-aspie
>the special education class of you
>>68300573
Thank you :)
>>68300614
????
was Titan FC any good?
>>68300614
>tries to find out what funk wrestling is
>doesn't include 'wrestling' in the search
lmao this tard
>>68300573
damn, 4chan ate like a couple of my sentences. Its super unortodox because of the main motion called a funk roll, where the defender is on their back but rolls the entire leg of the attacker over their entire body and flips them . It helps if you're athletic, but the crucial thing is the timing and reflexes to hit it.
>>68300402
anyone can be taken down, even wrestlers. Ben Askren though still has some of the best defensive techniques currently competing in MMA, and should be studied and emulated by everyone
>>68300669
See
>>68300589
Gonna Rewatch some old fights tonight
So far I've got
Stipe vs jds
Lindland vs baroni 2
Diaz vs gomi
Any other recommendations?
Would you rather have Dan Henderson or Nick Diaz as the next MW champ?
Does Hendo even deserve a title shot at this point? Seems unfair.
Also how the hell does Cruz have such good wrestling? Did he learn from gsp?
>>68300760
ill watch it right now then
>>68300573
>Before i forget, TJ has some really damn good traditional folk style defense. He doesn't do funk style but just straight week 1 high school folk style wrestling, Also compared to Faber, who had ok defensive wrestling, when compared to TJ and how they both wrestled Cruz, TJ is the faster scrambler
>>68300794
hendo. he should win the belt and retire. nick needs to stay at 170 where he belongs.
>>68300818
Enjoy senpai only like 4 fights went to decision and two of them were spicy banger.
>>68300660
Neither of those links really went into detail about what it was
Christ is this really that hard to comprehend a single rational thought?
>>68300675
I did.
You seem upset
>>68300760
Edgar-Griffin
Holloway-Bermudez
Barboza-Njokuani
>>68300923
Nice thank you.
Already had barboza njokuani downloaded I'll download the other 2 while I'm watching this one
Remember watching Edgar vs griffin on unleashed years ago
>>68300909
but they did
>>68300909
you know your local library probably has basic computer classes? might be helpful for you.
>>68300960
Just 3 random fights I caught this week that stuck out. Love to hear your thoughts on Holloway-Bermudez specifically.
Does anyone have a list of all the mma fight of the years?
>>68300988
Nice.
Ok I'll queue it up next
Bout to watch Warcraft heem. I'll cat ya's later
>>68301006
2008 Chuck Liddell vs. Wanderlei Silva
2009 Diego Sanchez vs. Clay Guida
2010 Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen
2011 Frankie Edgar vs. Gray Maynard II
2012 Joe Lauzon vs. Jamie Varner
2013 Jon Jones vs. Alexander Gustafsson
2014 José Aldo vs. Chad Mendes II
2015 Robbie Lawler vs. Rory MacDonald II
>>68300974
But they didn't. Nothing even remotely as descriptive as the one the anon in this thread provided.
>>68301046
Also, 2011 should be Henderson-Rua desu, but these are MMA World Awards and that's what they came up with.
>>68300977
There's probably a gunstore in your town somewhere. That'll actually be helpful for you and all of humanity
A Home Depot with some rope and a stool also works
>>68301046
They go back several years before that though before the mma awards.
Think sherdog used to do the end of year awards.
Thanks tho
>>68301087
Didn't know you had a preference. Here are Sherdog's.
2005: Maurício Rua Antônio Rogério Nogueira at Pride Critical Countdown 2005.
2006: Diego Sanchez Karo Parisyan at UFC Fight Night 6.
2008: Eddie Alvarez Tatsuya Kawajiri at DREAM 5.
2009: Benson Henderson Donald Cerrone at WEC 43.
2010: Jorge Santiago TKO5 Kazuo Misaki at Sengoku 14.
2011: Frankie Edgar Gray Maynard at UFC 125.
2012: Chan-Sung Jung Dustin Poirier at UFC on Fuel 3.
2013: Jon Jones Alexander Gustafsson at UFC 165.
2014: Johny Hendricks Robbie Lawler at UFC 171.
2015: Robbie Lawler TKO5 Rory MacDonald at UFC 189.
>>68301075
get a load of tommy tough tits over here lmao. where you from tough guy? you wanta get on heem 1?
>>68301063
you're just wrong desu
the sherdog thread had countless definitions + video examples
you can keep pretending otherwise though
>>68301072
Edgar/Maynard 2 was much better, hard fought battle than Hendo/Shogun, which was just two agin, past their prime legends slugging for the sake of the JUST BLEED crowd.
I'll take Edgar vs. Maynard 2 any day.
>>68301120
Based
Tyvm bro
Italy do a foty stream pls
>>68301147
edgar maynard 2 is a meme. fuck you
>>68301132
/HEEM/ FC 1 has a few openings left on the prelim card. What's your style familia?
>tfw 5'7 and no one will take u seriously even when ur heemfighter
why bother living lads
>>68301188
not him, but i might wanna get on the prelims depending on when it is, i need time to get a training camp in
>>68301153
would but internet is acting up right now and it's capping at 100k/Bs dl
>>68301161
>edgar maynard 2 is a meme
Fuck you
>>68301135
On the pages after the first one
Which is why I said a quick search and not a well-defined effort. I didn't even look at the Sherdog one because that was at the bottom page of my search
You can keep pretending you're actually being smart or witty though
>>68301147
Oh no doubt, Hendo and Shogun both gas in the second. It's a real shit show. But it's definitely memorable as fuck.
Name fighters only you remember.
I'll start: Brandon lee hinkle
Check out his fights against Sean Gannon (the guy kimbo had an illegal gym war with)
And Jason lambert
>>68296642
DAE only brazilians are on steroids? xDDD oh and chad mendes is natty it was prob just a tainted supp
>>68301202
Late August - Stockton Arena. Start now, you'll have 11 weeks of training camp.
fedor wooooo
>>68301256
why don't we just do it in some abandoned lot in stockton
>>68301188
lad /Heem/ FC is the promotion. the events are just Heem Number. like pride.
>>68301006
Only ones that matter. True Fight/Autism fans only.
>mfw someone cusses
>>68301267
>why don't we just do it in some abandoned lot in stockton
Because "some abandoned lot" is being leased WSOF for an event.
>>68301295
>those obvious lifts
they never learn
>>68301294
When Korean zombie coming back? Hope he brings another spicy banger and doesn't get heemed fast
Do you guys think Dana will be in Ottawa?
I want him to call me a goof desu
>>68301333
Probably next year as his mandatory military will most likely be up.
>>68300988
Watching holloway vs Bermudez now
Good scrap so far
Beautiful spinning back kicks to the chin and body by max
Score round 1 for holloway clearly
>>68301523
baby holloway, he was like 22 then
>you now remember Chad Mendes
what went wrong?
>>68301523
Round 2 holloway
Beautiful combos n striking
Bermudez had the takedown at the end of the round but not enough to steal it
>>68301576
21 joe said it, and he's only 24 now
Dae wonder if they could've made it to the UFC if they had stuck with their training?
>>68301006
>2005
Forrest Griffin VS Stephan Bonnar
>2006
Forrest Griffin VS Tito Ortiz
>2007
Forrest Griffin VS Quinton Jackson
Forrest confirmed for FOTY GOAT
>>68301603
I remember re-watching Aldo/Mendes 2 the other day and thinking
1. This is a dope fight
2. These dudes both look geared to the tits
Especially Aldo. He was like a little tank out there. Surprised Mendes got popped this late though. Especially surprised he was still taking the shit. Weird to think what's happened to Featherweight since then.
/blog
>>68296884
Why is it that only Brazilian monkeys fall for this crap?
>>68301630
Forrest's whole career just seems like an acid trip gone bad
>>68301603
lost to aldo, lost to conor, lost to frankie. next fight is probably holloway who is smashing the division.
got backed into a corner so he hopped on the gas instead of admitting defeat. kind of depressing desu
>>68301613
Bermudez coming on strong in the 3rd round, dude is a little pitbull
I give him round 3, let's see how the judges score it
>>68301685
>that hematoma on Max's forehead
Wew
Judges robbed holloway
They scored it split 29-28, 29-28, 28-29 for Bermudez
Holloway clearly won rd 2 that takedown at the end didn't do shit
Watching stipe vs jds now
>>68301660
more like good
He unironically thinks he can heem Brock Swordchest
Reminder that an injured McGregor heemed a roided Mendes. Truly the natty GOAT.
>>68301769
>mcgregor is natty meme
top laff
>>68301757
He can and he will. Schaub bless your disgusting soul.
also
>>>/asp/
>>68293458
>tfw weidman is the real left hook larry
>>68301769
McGregor really is the natty GOAT, heemed multiple steroid freaks and former steroid freaks at FW.
>>68301778
> diaz brothers with their gyno and roid training partners are natty meme
Being this gullible
>>68301806
Corey Anderson is gyno, Diaz brothers are anti-gyno
>>68301818
We do this like once a week dude
Does Shamrock have the most JUST career in all of MMA?
>runs Lion's Den
>has teenagers run 20 miles with 80lb sandbag to weed out losers
>followed by 300 pushups and squats
>then beats them
>was never as good as Frank
>yelled at Guy Mezger for some reason
>BTFO by Don Frye
>cucked by Tito twice
>dive against Rich
>divorced numerous times
>lots of kids
>living in an RV
>has burned every bridge to the UFC
>KO'd by Royce Gracie
>made Ken Shamrock Promotions
>first card was him vs Ross Clifton (look him up on Google images) who is dead now
>Shamrock Shake gofundme in general
>no shows many MMA events
>War Machine took his daughter to Mexico
>couldn't finish Kimbo Slice
>cut his face up using WWF tricks to get out of Kimbo fight
I'm probably missing many more.
>>68301833
Fuck off, he clearly has gyno you delusional fanboy.
Cory Anderson doesn't have gyno, he literally has tits.
>>68301849
Ok so you don't know what gyno is
>>68301843
>stuffs multiple takedowns
>returns hard shots every time
Schaub could unironically beat Brock, would only take a couple of those exchanges
>>68301849
ah
wheres the gyno m8?
>>68301843
>chase Gormley
Literally who?
>>68301847
not the MOST, but it got pretty bad
>>68301866
>stuffs multiple takedowns
>against Chase Gormley
literally who?
Bork is a world class wrestler with a collegiate Div. I record of 106-5
Chase "literally who" Gormley fucking sucks
>>68301874
He's ur mum m8
>>68301899
Brock is literally 39 years old hasn't competed in anything in years. I'm sure in his early 20's he would've been a monster in MMA but that isn't reality.
>implying chad medes didnt use some tainted supplement
Theres 0 reason for him to get popped this late other than that
Brock also wont get popped, becaise usada is a joke
>>68301931
until an active champion fails a test i will always have reservations about usada because the idea that full natty brah champs are beating all the roiding contenders is obviously fictional
>>68301849
>that
>gyno
did you start browsing /fit/ last week or something?
>>68301922
Schaub is literally 33 years old and has no chin or ground game
>>68301333
cant wait for KZ to return, my favorite guy at FW. I dont know if he'll ever get back to title contention but he's always put on a great show.
>>68301953
> denying that it's gyno
Learn to spot it. Or maybe you have big puffy nips yourself and are in denial.
Lesnar should've stayed retired honestly. He's probably not gonna look that good and it's just gonna ruin the image even more.
>>68301987
Lesnar looked more scared of fighting that night than anyone since Renzo fought that little pro wrestling dude in Pride who just stood in the corner the whole time
>>68301922
>Schaub's biggest """""""success""""""" is a 4 fight win streak against two Literally Who's and two senior citizens
>>68301967
go suck on your dad's tits faggot
>>68302018
I thought that too, he's such a huge dude it's weird to see fear on his face like that.
>>68302061
Ubereem is maybe the scariest dude in MMA since Fedor, maybe scarier
>>68301987
Bork had had a severe stomach disease and still won the title and defended it twice
>loses title with diverticulitis
>loses one fight a few months after surgery
"Bork is literally the worst ever mandrama faggot go back to /asp/"
>Schaub gets heem'd by literally anyone worth a shit that he's fought
"Schaub is fucking great, could literally heem Bork anyday"
Ok lad
>>68302080
>scarier than Fedor
some things are impossible
>>68302080
>Fedor is scary
t. japanese pro wrestler.
>>68302170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MxEHhJhrAg
>>68302199
>DUDE WEED
>>68302149
there's a shot of Zulu during Fedor's walkout at Shockwave 2005 where he literally looks like he's about to die, it's really something
>>68302127
>loses one fight a few months after surgery
it was 7 months after you stupid faggot
good morning /heem/
>>68302216
Joe Rogan has seen about 100x more MMA than you and so have I, so sit down
>>68302240
i like her hair desu. it's almost leonine
>>68302170
>Fedor literally always has a straight face
>Fedor beats the shit out of people and doesn't celebrate, it's just business as usual for him like a fucking assassin
>not scary
wewlad
>>68302246
imagine if joe started training mma at 18. would have for sure been the LW goat.
>>68302246
>He thinks Rogan is an authority on anything besides kicks and BJJ
>>68302240
good morning Spain
>>68302127
Schaub beat Cro Cop and arguably Arlovski. Don't besmirch based Schaub. .
>>68302279
felder is sure tougher then pettis
>>68302275
Commentating hundreds of UFC events and being a hardcore MMA fan since the mid-90's kind of makes him an authority, yeah. That's not even adding on the fact that he's been training for years.
>>68302199
ONCE IN HUMAN HISTORY
>>68302268
Fedor got heem'd by a 40 year old middlweight
>>68302275
you forgot
>archery
>>68302308
He's obviously a kook and not infallible but everything he said about Fedor was pretty obvious, he just articulated it well. The Ronda talk was insanity.
>>68302305
Yeah dude. Goldie is a fuckin' mma scholar!!!
>>68302283
>schaub beat a senior citizen and arguably a washed up has-been who was champ in 2005
>>68302330
Goldie doesn't commentate he reads sponsors and says things for Joe to respond too
He probably knows more about MMA than most people here though, still
Who's Fedor's best win? Arlovski? kekekek
>>68302311
But he also went on a 10-year undefeated streak.
>>68302345
Lesnar beat up a 45 year old LHW. Don't be so biased.
>>68302361
>cucksual fans try to talk about fedor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs_hSABuaOk
Just watched my first Rich Piana vlog after learning about him from /Heem/
Seems like a really cool guy who is very happy about life in general.
Going to subscribe to his YouTube.
>>68302170
>fedor isn't scary
T. Casual 189'er
Dan Henderson beat both Noguiera and Fedor. He is the greatest HW of all time.
>>68302389
4 SCOOPS COME ON
>>68302311
Fedor went on a 27 fight win streak and wasn't beaten for 10 years lad
>>68302425
Hendo is the greatest man of all time
>>68302389
how come his "pecs" look like floppy orangutan titties?
>>68302240
morning my man
>>68302373
He also dominated a prime Frank Mir and choked out a 12-0 Shane Carwin
>>68301947
Aside from active champs never popping, it's seems most of the time a guy pops is after he's losing. Hmm...
Did they care about Silvia, mendes or machida when they had the momentum and were on winning streaks?
I bet when McGregor and bisping start going on losing streaks and no longer draw great numbers, they will suddenly "pop"
>>68302456
Evolution, so he can attract a mate.
>>68301947
big names will never pop until their time is over or dana wants to screw them over
>>68302439
MMA has only been a real sport for like 5 years m8.
>>68302456
he injected some fluid into his muscles(not synthol, some mexican stuff)
>>68302485
not sure if it counts, but Romero got flagged right when he beat Jacare, that's about as much momentum as you can have.
>>68302489
Are you an actual retarded person?
>>68302479
McGregor and Bisping are unironically natural.
>>68302504
Romero is a 38 year old hue. They don't want him anywhere near the belt.
>>68302484
BREHS....
>>68302512
because its not a real sport yet? true
getting there though
>>68302477
prime Frank Mir was like 2004 before the motorcycle accident you casual scum.
>>68302518
Rampage Jackson, who has trained with Bisping for years, basically called him out as a liar after Mike went after everyone on TRT. There's no guarantee either of them aren't on juice.
>Wonderboy vs Rory in less than a week
>>68300573
>>68300456
>>68300373
I really want this rematch, if TJ doesn't get upset during the first 2 rounds, he can win easily.
>>68302529
>only been a real sport for 5 years
>not a real sport yet
Pick one retard
>>68302536
rampage is also kind of retarded. he probably saw mikey using creatine or something.
also does anyone else find it odd that rampage trained at wolfslair for so long? it's just so random and seemingly counterproductive.
>>68302504
A 38 year old black guy from Cuba who can barely speak English?
I think no for gay Jesus was the final straw
>>68302553
It's over a week away you dummy
>>68302560
>pick one retard
i think its you who didn't follow there laddy
>>68302554
>tj couldnt beat an untrained cruz with 1 foot while in his peak himself
>he would win the rematch easily
>>68302568
He is, but he's been around this shit long enough to know the difference between PED's and cough drops. He knows more about Bisping than any fan.
>>68302530
>2004 when he only had 8 fights
prime Frank Mir was when he was won the title by being the first person to knockout Big Nog
>>68302554
I think TJ has the potential to Holly Holmes Cruz's Ronda. There are some glaring exploits for TJ to do on him
>>68302603
Heet Herring knocked out Big Nog he just didnt follow up
>>68302584
You're saying that Fedor's 10 year unbeaten streak doesn't count just because in MMA wasn't a real sport in 2007 in your opinion
>>68302389
Rich is based as fuck. Love watching his videos and hearing about his experiences and opinions. Great guy.
Have you been doing your waist vacuums in the morning, bruh?
>Dat knee on the first Titan FC fight
dayum
>>68302603
>big nog rocks Mir
>goes for the sub instead of easily pounding him out
>gets his arm snapped
They should've let big nog fight him one more time before forcing him to retire desu
Where does one get to watch TFATK 3D?
>>68302614
>heath herring knocked out Big Nog
Big Nog beat Heat Herring 3 times lad so nogueira obviously wasn't KO'd by Heath if he went on to beat his ass
>>68302623
man dont fukin talk to me im here to trane not to talk
>>68302603
t. didn't watch mma until 2008
>>68302613
I was thinking about this too, TJ's rematch against Barao was even more one-sided than their first fight. I think he could come up with some good gameplanning against Cruz in a rematch. That being said, Cruz could just as well make some of his own adjustments. I would still like to see them fight again.
who /manilamajor/ here?
Has anyone read any MMA fighters books?
Any you would recommend?
>>68302677
that was almost a fedor style paunch
>>68302677
>that webm
I guess im a #Cruzmissle now too
>>68302720
Think they're called russian hooks or shovel hooks
>>68302656
I think you'd be surprised
http://webm.land/media/tmp/2326b16a-880e-4b9f-8358-5400df2cb19c.webm
>>68302662
I wasn't talking to you fuck-face.
We can go quietly or settle this bs at heem 1.
Your call, Alistair.
>>68302716
Way of the Fight by GSP is good
>>68302734
they're actually not but thanks for regurgitating misinformation you probably got from reddit.
>>68302716
I own Got Fight by Forrest Griffon. Its pretty funny. Its like a weird mix between a self help book and a collection of Stories from Forrest and his friends.
>>68302677
>kicked in the face so hard your mouthpiece falls out
>adjust it back into place and fire another left without missing a beat
lord have mercy
>>68302764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ymyu6funWA
thanks for being ignorant
>>68302716
Don't know if you're a Chael Sonnen fan, but his book "The Voice of Reason: A VIP Pass to Enlightment" is very good. Entertaining.
>>68302734
See
>>68302764
Do you even read jack slack bro?
>>68302741
Man dont fukin talk to me anymore, seriously
Robbie Lawler (c) vs. Tyron Woodley
Demetrious Johnson (c) vs Wilson Reis
Cláudio Silva vs. Siyar Bahadurzada
César Arzamendia vs. Damien Brown
Michael Graves vs. Bojan Veličković
Francisco Rivera vs. Érik Pérez
Anthony Hamilton vs. Damian Grabowski
Matt Brown vs. Jake Ellenberger
Ed Herman vs. Nikita Krylov
Rose Namajunas vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>68302775
yeah I actually didn't mind that one. I think just because Forrest is so candid about everything. I liked that story about him and those football players beating up that nerdy guy who kept getting back up and told them he was "ready to die for this." So they threw him down a hill and he got up and chased them after they tried to drive away in their truck.
>>68302795
Now look up what a shovel hook is you retard.
What Dom threw was a simple overhand left btw.
Where do you dummies come from?
>Sherdoggers invade /heem/ to ride Fedor's nuts
>>68302846
we need more smugness in this sport.
>>68302838
the 2 I remember most is about him getting challenged to a fist fight in a restaurant toilet and him going crazy from watching Good Will Hunting repeatedly.
>>68302843
didnt even look at my link huh cuck?
they're the same thing
also i am the bastard AIDS baby your fag dad had with my faggot tranny mom.
>>68302843
I did watch your link.
Now please go look up what a shovel hook is.
>>68302808
Yeah.
That's what I THOUGHT.
>>68302869
Also how fighters girlfriends would immediately ditch them if they lost and head over to the winners changeroom. Especially in local shows.
>>68302865
>dat file name
>dat webm
top kek
>>68302898
I did faggot
they're the same thing
yeah thats what I THOUGHT
>>68302870
Not him, but you're retarded. A shovel hook is a hook + uppercut. An overhand is literally the opposite of that. Boxing 101 mma dum dum
>>68302899
Dont got no time to fukin, listen to your bullshit nomsaying
>>68302898
Meant for (you)
>>68302870
>>68302795
you're a fucking idiot. that video was made by a moron who blindly believed the drivel jack slack was spewing a few years ago. the slack article on 'Russian Hooks' referenced in the article in the description has since been deleted because slack realized how incredibly wrong and stupid it was.
listen to >>68302843 and actually look up what a shovel hook is. it's not close at all to what dom threw.
>>68302918
Fight Groupies are the worse.
>>68302919
that filename is probably the only funny thing I've contributed to /heem/. The webms are made by our resident Aus and Britbro, they make some awesome stuff and catch a lot of crowd related stuff too.
>>68302831
>Matt Brown vs. Jake Ellenberger
Didn't the ufc cut Jake after losing to Tarec back in January?
>>68302937
Nice samefagging homo
god you're retarded shovel hook is the same as russian hook you casual
>>68302937
Slack writes like he's read every book on boxing and never been in a gym a day in his life. Not surprised.
>>68302983
Hes actually a lifelong karetaka and does Jiu Jitsu.
>>68302983
Just like you huh?
>>68302993
>Karate
That explains everything.
>>68302975
Just to spoonfeed you since you're obviously retarded, here's what a shovel hook looks like
http://youtu.be/zTSG19_f92U
>>68303045
>http://youtu.be/zTSG19_f92U
shit let me spoon feed you since you're retarded here's what a shovel hook looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ymyu6funWA
>>68303064
>I-I was just pretending to be retarded
Well played bro, you're striking acumen is unparalleled on /heem/
>Felice Herrig vs. Kailin Curran
slut vs stupid tattoo
What did he mean by this?
>>68303098
nice self portrait cuck
really though you're a ignorant fag. russian hook and shovel hook are the same thing.
but i guess this is all according to your keku?
>>68303105
mandrama is needed in our days after Conor era
>>68303123
i know you're only pretending to be retarded but just in the future you should know it's ok to be wrong and learn new things. you don't need to make yourself feel better by """""trolling"""""
>>68303167
the only one trolling is you and your ignorance. but just in the future you should know its ok to be wrong and learn new things.
Helps you appreciate this sport more for more then just memes and heems
>>68303098
>be autistic trip cuck
>get banned
>stay up all night posting on 4chan from your phone
Lmao right now
>>68303200
>memorize everything a tripfag has ever posted
>call out random ppl on the off chance you're right
>call out someone else for posting late night on 4chan while posting late night on 4chan
Who's the autistic one again?
>>68303264
>I-it's w-wasn't me
Lol
>>68303264
the dumb frogposter
unpopular mma opinions?
>marijuana can be a PED (in competition)
>lawler vs rory II is an extremely overrated fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HcLRoQn3nU
would ufc allow this as a walkout song?
>>68303382
>Anderson Silva is the GOAT
How is Dan Henderson getting a title shot in 2016?
>>68303414
Well I agree with this too
>>68303483
>I want the easiest fight on /heem/, give me lithcuck
is lithcuck vs. roryfan the fight the fans want?
>>68303431
i called him out many times. first he said he'd meet me halfway between us then he dicktucked and said he'd only fight at his house in the middle of nowhere. he's a scared pussy with some kind of anxiety disorder that he takes meds for to boot.
>>68303416
the power of memes
>>68303562
>trying to talk your way into a big fight
Also didn't he show up and you were nowhere to be found?
So you're saying you ducked him?
>>68303591
That is my concern. Meme magic grows stronger by the day and it is on the side of Hendo. How does one stop meme magic?
>>68303614
he never showed up. he actually was in winston salem some time but declined to alert heem until he left and was safe back at home behind a computer.
>>68303562
What a pussy. Gotta find a new main event now.
US Grapplebro here, training gi six days a week for the fight. What's all this shit that Schaub has been saying about Piana's wife? Pretty disrespectful baka
>>68303646
July 11th, Winston- Salem American martial arts academy at noon
You still there pussy?
>>68301818
>heemed by a feign jab
>Hendo walks out to fight Bisping one last time
>it ain't me starts playing
>>68303796
would lose my shit desu
YOU CAN'T PUT THEM ON THE CHIN YEH
>>68303796
USA USA USA USA USA
Hendo KOing Bisping and then retiring with the belt will be glorious, I can't wait
>>68303872
shoo shoo irish manlet
>>68303766
Good to hear Grapplebro. Haven't heard from Spain, better show up on weigh ins.
Schaub's gonna get sent Shadow Realm again. Fuck 'im.
>>68303872
Conor stop shitposting and focus on the training
>>68303872
>complains about having to do media for UFC 200
>shitposts nightly on a mongolian throat singing image board.
>>68302964
The weirdest person in this group is that woman in the glasses at the back.
She looks like she's the only woman in her office who doesn't get sexually harassed by her boss, and it makes her feel unattractive and left out
>>68303904
that elbow was nasty
>>68302964
>me on the right
>>68303932
fuck this media bullshit
I make the UFC millions with one /heem/ post
BLOOD
>>68303968
>I make the UFC millions with one /heem/ post
>>68303945
>Going out for a night with the boys to show I'm one of them!
that's what it reminds me of. We have someone like that in our fieldwork group.
>>68304004
K-Flo was my fucking boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znxbV8NWBSI
>>68304075
kinda sucks that he never actually got a belt but got close so many times. He utilized his elbows so well
>>68304075
I used to play black ops 1 with Keith Florian
>>68303872
In what order again?
>>68304121
>>68304127
Just one of those guys that had all the skills in the world but his lack of athleticism let him down.
Kind of reminds me of Bisping in that sense. Always admired guys like Florian and Bisping.
>>68304075
he should be everyones boy.
>>68303932
I just looked up Mongolian throat singing and it is leagues cooler than the Inuit throat singing that I have only been exposed to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnGM0BlA95I
>>68303904
the fedora always gets me
>>68304127
>I used to play black ops
stopped reading there
>>68304075
kenflo fought aldo like a pussy. just tried to push him against the cage and hendricks him the entire fight.
>>68304182
What about Tibetan Throat Singing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVBpAikvnHk
>>68303796
would be a 10/10 moment senpai
>>68304229
official heem throat singing power ranking
1. mongolian
2. tuvan
3. tibetan
POWER GAP
4. inuit
5. everyone else
OP of the last thread must be a mystic "team alpha manlet edition" and then Chad gets USADA'd
>>68304306
This is accurate.
Lads, if Hunt heems Brock, will Vince sign him to the WWE?
>>68304362
dariush has an interesting body for a fighter. very wide waist.
What is this technique called /heem/?
https://vine.co/v/ivpPeuvTVvz
>>68304422
while not being thick
>>68304415
He can be Ramen's bodyguard since the Uso's are trash.
>>68303793
>>68303793
THIS HEEM HOLY SHIT
>>68304464
Arabian Mantis Kick
>>68304464
>don't be american
>meme on cop
>don't get shot
blessings
>>68304497
there is no heem. Why would you do this?
>>68304464
>https://vine.co/v/ivpPeuvTVvz
Russian hook or shovel hook
>>68304574
>live in arab country
>get shot/blown up/beheaded
salam alaikum
>>68304599
lol
lads i was just taking a piss and thought of 'is conduit a meme fighter' for some reason. started laughing and got piss everywhere. is it autism?
>>68304689
>is it autism?
yup
What did he mean by this?
>He uses his jab
>He goes to the body
Tell me about Robin Black. Why does he wear the pink shirts?
>>68304986
oh god
>>68304986
>This conversation probably happened in real life.
>>68304986
Have we started the fire?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11907278/chad-mendes-flagged-for-potential-usada-violation
>>68305030
>He checks kicks
>He circles out
>He feints and changes levels
>>68305226
A little late Norway
In this video, Bork Lazer is talking about training.
https://youtu.be/MwJIC2vgtJc?t=3m52s
He said will hire coaches and training partners again and "we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way just like we did it before."
I don't think this is going to end up well for him. I think that his Death Clutch camp was full of yes-men and I even heard that he didn't want to get punched in the face during his training sessions. Is he making those mistakes again?
>linking to (deleted) poster of Bisping vs Hendo at 204
HAPPENING
>>68305030
>>68305275
>He actually uses lowkicks to do damage
>>68305275
>He is able to hold his opponent down without inflicting any damage for 25 minutes
>>68305316
If Bong heems Hendo there will be memeing on the scale previously unseen on /heem/
>>68305313
>I even heard that he didn't want to get punched in the face during his training sessions
Remember that rumour from Sherdog that Brett Rogers KOed him in sparring
>>68305313
>I even heard that he didn't want to get punched in the face during his training sessions.
This is confirmed by Pat Barry.
They were doing light sparring and Bork freaked out when Barry punched him.
>>68305316
>yfw bisping thinks he'll beat hendo easily like he did in the first time
>yfw hendo brutally ko's him again
I think nothing would top this moment
>he jumps off the wall like a ninja
>He sucks Jon's cock dry
>>68305402
Someone should tell him that needs the punches in the face.
>>68305428
I think either outcome would be amazing
>A. Bisping gets his revenge and heems Hendo
>B. Dan Henderson, aged 46 (FORTY-SIX) IS THE NEW UFC MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
can you imagine
>>68305030
>an educated lead hand
>>68304986
>My salty cock
>he lets the thread get to the bump limit before making a new thread
>>68305804
>1 post early
>>68305803
why is this autist making threads....
>>68306004
I know anon. Waiting for a proper thread.
>>68297017
sweden
>>68293458
Love that webm.
Silva finally got exposed against real competition when he was making fun of the Griffins and Leites of the world.
Yoel Romero vs Silva would be a one sided rape fest.
>>68298563
>>68298563
DAmn it man. Just give Jacare his chance. Everyone else is getting title shots out the ass for no reason at all.
Tained Yoel can take a backseat.
>>68300573
Dillasoft couldn't beat a one legged Cruz. It's true because it happened.
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