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Previous thread: >>68285730

News:

>Chad Mendes pissed hot
http://www.ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Chad-Mendes-061016

>Claudia used to cut weight like Conor
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11902416/claudia-gadelha-stopped-cutting-up-to-33-pounds-to-fight-better-win

>Tony Ferguson is a top tier antiboy
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/tony-ferguson-pretty-upset-with-khabib-nurmagomedov-for-taking-fight-with-project-manager
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First for Joanna
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Second for Schaub
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Lima by DEC
I agree with the decision
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is Gracie Barra a meme McDojo gym?

I work night and it's one of two places that offer mid-day classes.
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>>>/int/60632392
Russia will be back, there's still light Russiabros
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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/sports/30doping.html

>doping with impunity gene

>It was, researchers say, a striking demonstration of a genetic discovery. Those 17 men can build muscles with testosterone, they respond normally to the hormone, but they are missing both copies of a gene used to convert the testosterone into a form that dissolves in urine. The result is that they may be able to take testosterone with impunity.

>The gene deletion is especially common in Asian men, notes Jenny Jakobsson Schulze, a molecular geneticist at the Karolinska University Hospital in Stockholm. Dr. Schulze is the first author of the testosterone study, published recently in The Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism.

>Dr. Schulze learned from an earlier study that about two-thirds of Asian men are missing both copies of the gene, as are nearly 10 percent of Caucasians. The prevalence in other groups is not known.

>Doping researchers said the study raised questions about what to do next.

>“It’s disturbing,” said Dr. Don Catlin, the chief executive of Anti-Doping Research, a nonprofit group in Los Angeles. “Basically, you have a license to cheat.”

Jesus christ
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>>68294029
PRIDE was ahead of its time
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>>68294029
>yfw asians become champions in every division a year after this is published
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Dear Dom,

We sincerely think you're a swell guy. As lonely permavirgin autists we also are forced to go the movie theater by ourselves.
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>>68294029
>>Doping researchers said the study raised questions about what to do next.

What did they do next? This is from 2008.
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>"I Wanted the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader."
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>>68294244
>we
Speak for yourself, nerd.
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>>68294244
we choose to view our movies solo because it's more comfy.
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Money Mendes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6JPvO8K6UI
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>>68294251
they lived happily ever after, the end.
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>>68294701
I'm surprised it took this long for someone at TAM to piss hot.
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Schaub = God
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>>68294929
i disagree
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this guy's leg is fucked up
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>>68295083
Lose my number
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HEEM SNAPPY
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Redpill me on Karyn Bryant
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Dat leg snap
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>>68295292
he's a person
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>>68295292
Sassy black woman hungry skeleton
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>>68295292
I don't know who that is.
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>>68295292
she's a nigger
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>>68294701

>Lesnar getting tested by USADA

Sir. I may be stupid, but I'm not fucking retarded
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NotLikeThis

>inb4 Tainted Elk Meat
>inb4 Tainted Supplement
>inb4 Someone slipped it in my preworkout

M O N E Y M A N L E T
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>>68293601
they're alright
whats the linage?
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>>68295292

probably the best interviewer in mma
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How does he beat Aldo, lads?
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>>68295954
USADA
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>>68295954

He doesnt.
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>>68295803
Casual detected
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>>68295954
Touch Aldo's chin
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>>68295954

McGregor removed his chin already
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>>68296004
>implying he can't beat post-USADA Aldo
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It's a damn travesty that we will never see Rich Piana compete in the octagon.
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>>68295954
fighting in the pocket as usual, mix up game, so darting from neutral either to land his punches or from neutral and hitting a takedown.
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>>68296141
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>>68295954
He won't. He will air punch and shadow box all night.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10453009
http://www.strawpoll.me/10453009
http://www.strawpoll.me/10453009
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>>68296235
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>>68296134
He looks like something outta Diablo
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RIP
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>>68296134
Piana is actually fighting this summer at /HEEM/ FC 1 against Brendan Schaub
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>>68294929
>Loss, Loss, Win, Win, Loss, Loss
I don't get the Schloss meme
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>>68296118

Still a bad matchup for him lad. His wrestling will be nullified by Aldo's tdd, meaning he'll have to box him up. That didn't work last time.
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Reminder conor will never make 45 again and belt should be stripped
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>>68296347
It's actually amazing how many people you can accurately point out to be on steroids just by their physique
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heem
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>>68295292
I would put it in her butt
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>>68296134
Someone link a video of his in the other thread. He changed my life in one hour. TYBR
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>>68296449
What video?
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>>68296449
Here you are family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIf8Ibda3E8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54

Brock free fight, Mir rematch
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>>68296134
But we will get to see Brock Lesnar which is pretty damn close.
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>tfw
am i a real fight fan yet
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>>68295976
>>68296067
Infinitely these.
Post-USADA Aldo won't be able to simply use his strength and power to escape Edgar's takedowns like he did last time they fought.
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>>68296368
Just like Jesus "lost" to the jews and was resurrected three days later, Schaub "lost" to bum heavyweights and resurrected as a comedic genius, multi-millionaire, and the host of the most popular podcast in history.
Schaub bless.
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>>68296631
damn son, can we come over to your mansion and have sex with one of your model wifes
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>>68296715
no, you can't
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>>68296663
oh so he's not a fighter cool
>in b4 Joe Rogan is the best mma fighter that ever lived

you gonna have to supply links to back the comedic genius claims too
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>>68296812
>you gonna have to supply links to back the comedic genius claims too

don't trap me in a sauna and force me to fuck my way out
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>>68296536
Thank you. Rich Bless. Chael Bless. Conor Bless 3x. May memes and syn-I mean gains bless you. Daily reminder 5x scoops + training in a gi 3x a week + bodybuilding
>>68296469
Very good. Teaches you to be a beast.
>>68296536
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>>68296663
Schaub bless
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>>68296812
He is literally the second coming of Christ, I heard it while the lord was speaking to me, how's that for a source?
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have you been doing your daily waist vacuums, /heem/?
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>russia blocked from 4chan

fedor on suicide watch
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Russia is back lads
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>>68296921
>>68296922
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>>68296892
Schaub bless you as well, my brother.
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>>68296884
Based Rich
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If you could block one country from posting on /heem/ forever, it would be ________

I don't think I would block anyone. I love all you lads
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>>68296384
But then there won't be a belt for Nate to demand after his defense.
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>>68297017
Brazil.
Ireland's a close second.
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>>68297017
I'd block Amerikkka.
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>>68297085
>Conor can't make 145
>Nate can make 145
uhhhhhhhhhhh
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Anyone got a bamma bad beats 20 stream?
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>>68297017
Estonia tbqh
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>>>/pol/76795924
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Reminder that Sage is being abused by his father and you are doing nothing to stop it
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>>68297213
He beat the champion and if he does so again, it should be a double whammy of giving Nate a cheeky belt and stripping Conor.

And then there's a moneyweight belt going around, because Zuffa is now open to fun money shit.
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VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10453093
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>>68297304
Delete your post.
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who /5%/ here
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>>68297756
Right here brotha!
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>>68297304

Reminder that no one knew who this jew was before the Sage drama.
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I work for bellator, they are in talks with rich piana at the moment
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>>68297875
That's a load of crap. He's already signed a contract for /heem/ fc1.
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>current streak: 8 losses
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Goodnight /heem/
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I could see the UFC giving Rich Piana a 4 month exemption from USADA.

Maybe give him an easy fight for his debut. Someone like Arlovski or Mir.
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>supposed natty goat bisping gets beaten and moans about roiders

>newly minted natty goat mcgregor KO'd roiders

what a time to be natty
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>>68298208
night, comfybro
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>>68298253
natty 4 lyfe
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>>68296580

Thanks
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>>68298278
>That hair.
>Natty.
>Implying goobs isn't hoped up on lucky charms.
THERE IS ONLY ONE NATTY GOAT YOU GOOFS AND HIS NAME IS THE KING

MICHEAL

BISKING
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>>68297017
Argentina
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>>68298382
>a Leaf finally gets something right
Bout time.
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>this bisping bandwagoning

Just where were you goofs before 199?
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>mfw jacare subs bisshit on the first round
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>>68298563
If Bisping were self-aware he'd retire right now.
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>>68298563
>mfw Cuckare gasses after aligator clapping his way to the cage
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>>68298555
I was getting laughed at on /heem/. Where were you?

>>68298563
>brazilian post-USADA
kek
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>>68298671
Right senpai, let's see those screen caps pls
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>>68298563
Bisking will tap him with a fart after locking up a triangle.

>>68298523
FOR THE COMMONWEALTH

>>68298669
>>68298671
>The land of Bisking.
It's beautiful lads.
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>>68298563
>mfw annoying ancient alligator also gets KO'd and bisping defends belt
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>>68298555
Trips of truth
Americans never stop bandwagoning
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>>68298555
I didn't think he'd win against Rocksalt.

But I've always thought THE KING was criminally under-rated, and he beat the GASSED GOAT in Andy so he deserves it.
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>>68296580
>Those STAND THEM UP chants
>That absolute hothead Brock
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>>68298563

>yfw the bisbong bandwagon gets btfo
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>>68298563
>implying anyone can defeat Bisping in the USADA era

literally the greatest of all of time now, lad
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>>68298781
bisping is a year older than jacare though
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>>68298555
I've always been a Bisping fan and always thought he could be a world champion after being perennial contender for years. I'll admit, I didn't think he could beat Rockhold for the belt on two weeks notice, but I'm glad I was proven wrong.
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Jones on gear was the GOAT

Now we welcome the Bisking era
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>>68298984
>I didn't think he could beat Rockhold for the belt

Nobody ever has zero chance in a fight. It was a massive fluke. Fucker will probably lose the belt and Rockhold will regain the belt but never get to fight Bisping again.
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>>68298738
Why the fuck would I screencap everyone making fun of me? I'm not some masochist who gets off to shit like that. Though, I will admit I should've screencapped for sweet sweet revenge.

>>68298778
'Tis very beautiful. Every day I wake up and BisKing is champ is a great day.

>>68298835
>Bisbong has no K.O. power
Every asshat was saying this before 199.
BisKing proved them wrong.

>>68298965
Agreed.

>>68298984
How could you doubt the Natty GOAT?

>>68299007
And it is glorious.
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>>68299050
How do those lemons taste buddeh?
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>>68298984
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>bandwagoning this severe
Reminder that if you bandwagon a fighter after a win or no longer support a fighter after a loss, you're not a real fight fan and should leave /heem/.
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>mfw I realized BisKING will heem Jacare, Weidman, Rockhold, Hendo, and Whittaker, in that order
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Will Mouse ever get the balls to step into the cage with Dom again?
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>>68299350

>muy speshul club!

fuck off
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>>68293717
It was probably that same Ruskie sperg posting CP in the game thread for 199
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>mfw I realized Bisping will get heemd by Hendo again
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>>68299350
BisKing has been my boy since TUF 3, you RockSalt cunt.
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>>68299393
>wanting to discuss mma with casuals like these
Bro have some respect for yourself
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>>68299385
I hope so
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>>68295292
first to answer the call for a quota filler (is black, is female)
she's pretty good though
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>>68299401
>mfw Wondermeme ends Rory's career next week
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>>68299435
You weren't even alive when tuf 3 was on tv bro.
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>tfw Dom's best friend is his mom
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>>68299478
Can't wait for Wonderboy to send Rory packing to Lellator
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>>68299494
>TUF 3 = 2006
>Born 1994

kek
learn to count, nigga.
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>>68296422
I saw a pic of him as a kid and he showed signs of getting those traps. He's natty. It's all of the shady supplement companies trying to bring the sport down. First Yoel and now Mini Mendes. It's disgusting.
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>>68299566
My point stands. No way you were watching it at 12. If you were sorry you were born into trailer trash.
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>>68299566
Tell us one cool house moment you remember from the season senpai.
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>>68298555
Shitposting when he was going to fight Anderson.

I've always like Bisping, ever since Hendo knocked his ass out at 100.
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>>68299566
>Born 1994
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>>68299050
Wasn't really a fluke, Rockhold's boxing is absolute shit, the reason he wins is because he keeps people in kicking range so they have to rush in to land a punch then he check hooks them. Bisping circled away from Rockhold's kicks, feinted his way inside, knocked him off balance with low line kicks and was landing combos well enough while occasionally catching kicks to the gut.

The reason Rockhold lost is because he got frustrated and tried to lead, which he's always been absolute shit at doing.

>I tried something different
>literally a fucking jab

Rockhold's stand up skill is way overrated. His BJJ game is legit though.
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>>68299693
He lost because he was being lackadaisical and cocky

Yeah, his boxing isn't that sharp at all, but he looked way too relaxed in that fight, literally giving no fucks

But again, that being said, Bisping has much superior kickboxing and standup, if he had just a bit more power in his hands he'd be a legend
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>>68299385
Dom couldn't hang with him standing last time. Will be interesting to see how it goes now that neither are working part time jobs and both look better than ever.
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>>68299679
When Ed Herman pissed in Rory Singer's head gear. Herman also hid that guy's gear around the gym.

>>68299685
>implying i care what an old man thinks
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>>68299774
You literally copied that off of wikipedia.

Nice try though bud, but if you did watch the show you'd know that it was kalib Starnes who kept messing with singer's gear.
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>>68299774
Wasn't Kalib Starnes who kept hiding Rory's gear?
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>>68294029

>2008

Someone tell Gomi to get on the gas, Kawajiri's the only one who got the memo.
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lmao u fuckin goofs
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>>68299768

it needs to happen. no one cares about Mouse vs. Who. lets see some real fights
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>Bisping wants vengeance on Kennedy and Henderson
>Weidman, Jacare, and Rockhold still want a shot at him

Division is stacked.
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>>68300093
a good question. have we ever seen someone out wrestle dom?
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>>68300262
no
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>>68300262
No and we never will.
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>>68299768
I wouldn't say he couldn't hang with him but Mighty Mouse did a phenomenal job of constantly keeping up pressure and cutting off the cage. Dom generally does well against opponents even when he's backed up against the cage but MM definitely gave him more trouble in that aspect than any fighter I can remember. His pressure especially was really key, just unrelentess whenever they were standing, never trying to let Dom take control in any aspect, his speed obviously playing a big role too

Cruz's weight advantage also played a big role in his grappling successes and in general, which definitely wears down MM during the course of the fight
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>>68300225
>Bisping choosing a 45 year old and someone who hasn't fough in a year and a half
even he knows anyone in the top 5 would beat him
post yfw jacare subs him inside of 3 seconds
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>>68300262
TJ played good defensive wrestling and won like 2 scrambles, but for the most part it was a zero game. everytime Dom took him down he was able to fight it off but not do much for an offensive set....
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>yfw goofs say they want to see jacare get the next title shit
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>>68300262
NOBODY, can beat the monstrous energy of Monster Energy®
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>>68300315
If you're a striker you want to learn how to scramble and TDD like TJ, he and Frankie are probably the fastest scramblers, able to free themselves the quickest from a TD and getting back to standing in the UFC. Only person that is faster in defensive wrestling is Ben Askren but he is a Funk style wrestler, hence his nickname.
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>>68300355
>next title shit
kek
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>>68293458
>>Chad Mendes pissed hot
>http://www.ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Chad-Mendes-061016
goddamn
TAM keeps getting BTFO more and more
I sort of feel bad for them
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>>68300373
>Ben askren
>faster

Didn't he get taken down by some Russian striker in his last fight?
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>>68300399
Still more relevant than Serra-longo though
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Bork is a bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzeXuS2ET7M
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>>68300373
Is Funk style a nickname for something? I couldn't find anything in my brief Bing search
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>>68300373
I loved this piece of chain wrestling Cruz has such good aggressive wrestling, shooting and reshootng after the stand up. But man on the defensive end TJ was taken down twice, was about to get GNP and came out unharmed, that's great defensive wrestling, doesn't mater about TDD if you can control the scramble. And this is one piece of evdience that makes me think TJ out wrestled Cruz, cause Cruz might have gotten the takedown, but TJ outwrestled him, got up, nulled the offensive plays and came out of the exchange undamaged.

I think this shows some discrepancy with MMA scoring, Cruz scored the takedown, but fight wise, tactical wise inflicted no harm or damage to TJ. TJ lost the exchange judge wise, but fight wise coming out unharm is a major asset.
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>buttchin
>benavidez
>no love
>mini mendez
>snake

anybody recognize anyone else?
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>>68300426
it's a style of wrestling as the post clearly implied
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>there are /lowtest/ betas posting on this thread RIGHT NOW

Smh. Prove your /hightestness/ heem
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>>68300457
And not a single man above 6 feet tall.
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>>68300470
What is it then, dummy, that's the actual question
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>>68300478
disgusting honestly
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>>68300500
google.com

you're welcome
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>>68300478

Dominican Poison, is that you?
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>>68300516
I tried that. Hence why the question was asked

You're not too bright, are you?
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Thoughts?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10453467
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>>68300478
>attempting to prove you're hightest by posting pictures on the mma general on an anime inspired sports imageboard

that's pretty lowtest, kiddo
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>>68300426
Funk style wrestling is a type of defensive wrestling used in folk style, its really famous for the use of controlling scrambles by going into unorthodox positions , Its super unorthodox, unlike the traditional sprawl, you let the guy take yourself down but in the middle of the take down you roll his leg over your entire body,
flipping him. Its named after an old school midwest wrestling coach. Ben Askren is one of the best funk stylist right now. There's a couple of guys out of Oklahoma that are maybe as good, but i'm not sure if they're going to go into MMA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO1kS8wmP2Y

>>68300456
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>>68300542
>can't figure out how to google funk wrestling
>tries to insult other people's intelligence

get a load of this retard
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>>68300478
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Who else watched Titan?
Fantastic event
Heem sleepies, tappies, and breaky
Recommend it if you haven't watched it yet.
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I thought Silva was overrated, but it turns out middleweight is just doomed to be a meme division regardless.
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>>68300578
>google funk style quickly
>cant find anything
>durrrr i'll just be a mega-aspie

>the special education class of you

>>68300573
Thank you :)
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>>68300614
????
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was Titan FC any good?
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>>68300614
>tries to find out what funk wrestling is
>doesn't include 'wrestling' in the search

lmao this tard
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>>68300573
damn, 4chan ate like a couple of my sentences. Its super unortodox because of the main motion called a funk roll, where the defender is on their back but rolls the entire leg of the attacker over their entire body and flips them . It helps if you're athletic, but the crucial thing is the timing and reflexes to hit it.
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>>68300402
anyone can be taken down, even wrestlers. Ben Askren though still has some of the best defensive techniques currently competing in MMA, and should be studied and emulated by everyone
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>>68300669
See
>>68300589

Gonna Rewatch some old fights tonight
So far I've got
Stipe vs jds
Lindland vs baroni 2
Diaz vs gomi

Any other recommendations?
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Would you rather have Dan Henderson or Nick Diaz as the next MW champ?
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Does Hendo even deserve a title shot at this point? Seems unfair.

Also how the hell does Cruz have such good wrestling? Did he learn from gsp?
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>>68300760
ill watch it right now then
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>>68300573
>Before i forget, TJ has some really damn good traditional folk style defense. He doesn't do funk style but just straight week 1 high school folk style wrestling, Also compared to Faber, who had ok defensive wrestling, when compared to TJ and how they both wrestled Cruz, TJ is the faster scrambler
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>>68300794
hendo. he should win the belt and retire. nick needs to stay at 170 where he belongs.
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>>68300818
Enjoy senpai only like 4 fights went to decision and two of them were spicy banger.
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>>68300660
Neither of those links really went into detail about what it was

Christ is this really that hard to comprehend a single rational thought?

>>68300675
I did.

You seem upset
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>>68300760
Edgar-Griffin
Holloway-Bermudez
Barboza-Njokuani
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>>68300923
Nice thank you.
Already had barboza njokuani downloaded I'll download the other 2 while I'm watching this one
Remember watching Edgar vs griffin on unleashed years ago
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>>68300909
but they did
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>>68300909
you know your local library probably has basic computer classes? might be helpful for you.
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>>68300960
Just 3 random fights I caught this week that stuck out. Love to hear your thoughts on Holloway-Bermudez specifically.
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Does anyone have a list of all the mma fight of the years?
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>>68300988
Nice.
Ok I'll queue it up next
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Bout to watch Warcraft heem. I'll cat ya's later
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>>68301006
2008 Chuck Liddell vs. Wanderlei Silva
2009 Diego Sanchez vs. Clay Guida
2010 Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen
2011 Frankie Edgar vs. Gray Maynard II
2012 Joe Lauzon vs. Jamie Varner
2013 Jon Jones vs. Alexander Gustafsson
2014 José Aldo vs. Chad Mendes II
2015 Robbie Lawler vs. Rory MacDonald II
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>>68300974
But they didn't. Nothing even remotely as descriptive as the one the anon in this thread provided.
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>>68301046
Also, 2011 should be Henderson-Rua desu, but these are MMA World Awards and that's what they came up with.
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>>68300977
There's probably a gunstore in your town somewhere. That'll actually be helpful for you and all of humanity

A Home Depot with some rope and a stool also works
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>>68301046
They go back several years before that though before the mma awards.
Think sherdog used to do the end of year awards.
Thanks tho
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>>68301087
Didn't know you had a preference. Here are Sherdog's.


2005: Maurício Rua Antônio Rogério Nogueira at Pride Critical Countdown 2005.
2006: Diego Sanchez Karo Parisyan at UFC Fight Night 6.
2008: Eddie Alvarez Tatsuya Kawajiri at DREAM 5.
2009: Benson Henderson Donald Cerrone at WEC 43.
2010: Jorge Santiago TKO5 Kazuo Misaki at Sengoku 14.
2011: Frankie Edgar Gray Maynard at UFC 125.
2012: Chan-Sung Jung Dustin Poirier at UFC on Fuel 3.
2013: Jon Jones Alexander Gustafsson at UFC 165.
2014: Johny Hendricks Robbie Lawler at UFC 171.
2015: Robbie Lawler TKO5 Rory MacDonald at UFC 189.
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>>68301075
get a load of tommy tough tits over here lmao. where you from tough guy? you wanta get on heem 1?
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>>68301063
you're just wrong desu
the sherdog thread had countless definitions + video examples
you can keep pretending otherwise though
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>>68301072
Edgar/Maynard 2 was much better, hard fought battle than Hendo/Shogun, which was just two agin, past their prime legends slugging for the sake of the JUST BLEED crowd.

I'll take Edgar vs. Maynard 2 any day.
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>>68301120
Based
Tyvm bro

Italy do a foty stream pls
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>>68301147
edgar maynard 2 is a meme. fuck you
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>>68301132
/HEEM/ FC 1 has a few openings left on the prelim card. What's your style familia?
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>tfw 5'7 and no one will take u seriously even when ur heemfighter

why bother living lads
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>>68301188
not him, but i might wanna get on the prelims depending on when it is, i need time to get a training camp in
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>>68301153
would but internet is acting up right now and it's capping at 100k/Bs dl
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>>68301161
>edgar maynard 2 is a meme
Fuck you
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>>68301135
On the pages after the first one

Which is why I said a quick search and not a well-defined effort. I didn't even look at the Sherdog one because that was at the bottom page of my search

You can keep pretending you're actually being smart or witty though
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>>68301147
Oh no doubt, Hendo and Shogun both gas in the second. It's a real shit show. But it's definitely memorable as fuck.
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Name fighters only you remember.
I'll start: Brandon lee hinkle
Check out his fights against Sean Gannon (the guy kimbo had an illegal gym war with)
And Jason lambert
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>>68301202
Weak
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>>68296642

DAE only brazilians are on steroids? xDDD oh and chad mendes is natty it was prob just a tainted supp
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>>68301202
Late August - Stockton Arena. Start now, you'll have 11 weeks of training camp.
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fedor wooooo
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>>68301256
why don't we just do it in some abandoned lot in stockton
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>>68301188
lad /Heem/ FC is the promotion. the events are just Heem Number. like pride.
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>>68301006
Only ones that matter. True Fight/Autism fans only.
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>mfw someone cusses
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>>68301267
>why don't we just do it in some abandoned lot in stockton
Because "some abandoned lot" is being leased WSOF for an event.
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>>68301306
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>>68301295
>those obvious lifts

they never learn
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>>68301294
When Korean zombie coming back? Hope he brings another spicy banger and doesn't get heemed fast
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Do you guys think Dana will be in Ottawa?

I want him to call me a goof desu
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>>68301333
Probably next year as his mandatory military will most likely be up.
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>>68300988
Watching holloway vs Bermudez now
Good scrap so far
Beautiful spinning back kicks to the chin and body by max
Score round 1 for holloway clearly
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>>68301523
baby holloway, he was like 22 then
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>you now remember Chad Mendes

what went wrong?
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>>68301523
Round 2 holloway
Beautiful combos n striking
Bermudez had the takedown at the end of the round but not enough to steal it
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>>68301576
21 joe said it, and he's only 24 now

Dae wonder if they could've made it to the UFC if they had stuck with their training?
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>>68301006
>2005
Forrest Griffin VS Stephan Bonnar

>2006

Forrest Griffin VS Tito Ortiz

>2007

Forrest Griffin VS Quinton Jackson

Forrest confirmed for FOTY GOAT
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>>68301603
I remember re-watching Aldo/Mendes 2 the other day and thinking
1. This is a dope fight
2. These dudes both look geared to the tits
Especially Aldo. He was like a little tank out there. Surprised Mendes got popped this late though. Especially surprised he was still taking the shit. Weird to think what's happened to Featherweight since then.
/blog
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>>68296884
Why is it that only Brazilian monkeys fall for this crap?
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>>68301630
Forrest's whole career just seems like an acid trip gone bad
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>>68301603

lost to aldo, lost to conor, lost to frankie. next fight is probably holloway who is smashing the division.

got backed into a corner so he hopped on the gas instead of admitting defeat. kind of depressing desu
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>>68301613
Bermudez coming on strong in the 3rd round, dude is a little pitbull
I give him round 3, let's see how the judges score it
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>>68301685
>that hematoma on Max's forehead
Wew

Judges robbed holloway
They scored it split 29-28, 29-28, 28-29 for Bermudez
Holloway clearly won rd 2 that takedown at the end didn't do shit
Watching stipe vs jds now
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>>68301660
more like good
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He unironically thinks he can heem Brock Swordchest
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Reminder that an injured McGregor heemed a roided Mendes. Truly the natty GOAT.
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>>68301769
>mcgregor is natty meme
top laff
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