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FIRST FOR PUERTO RICO NEXT POINT @1.61
/bet/ is /volleyball/ sub edition
zzzz should have used the volleyball tips to post volleyball slags, ya big poof
denmark beating the bookies subsub edition
>>68268478
ffs
>>68268478
EVERY POINT
FORZA VOLLEYBALL SLAGS
American living in Germany here
What should I put my action on tonight in France vs Romania
No bully pls
>>68268534
LIVE BY THE MOMENT LA, IT'S VOLLEY TIME
down gums edition
Do we back @1.5 or above? Whats everyones method?
>>68268534
Nothing, it's priced correctly and you will loose money over the course of the tournament
>>68268534
PUERTO RICO WOMEN NEXT POINT ALL THE TIME
>>68268534
Giroud scores.
Y'all like my method?
>>68268534
O 0.5Goals in 1st Half
>>68268612
why though
I've lost more than I've won doing it
>loses as soon as I get on
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68268602
>loose
Rebacking
>>68268620
tfw we finally beat the bookies
>>68268636
GET OUT
>>68268634
not if you've done it correctly
utter utter
>>68268675
how?
Anyone else think this hurr durr bet on best point is completely retarded?
>this rally
This isnt working guys...
RALLY OF ALL RALLIES
>this never ending rally
PSA for people who paparently just saw *tip xddd* don't do it when the ratio is not proper or when the odds are too low jesus
>>68268709
They won 13 of last 16 points
Just lost three bets in a row after a big win so I'm back to nothing lads. Should have bet on those dykes to win to nil
>>68268730
It's the million man march
This isnt even a blowout you fucking retards.
The Dane said a 3:1 ratio. This is 2:1.
>lost on 4 of Euans tips
>gonna lose on BT's lotto shite
Horrible horrible day what the fuck
BET365 SUSPENDED IT HAHAHA
>>68268769
>16-6 is 2:1
>>68268758
Erm no they havent.
>>68268809
It was 3-3 you utter mong. Now it's 16-6
Chill with 2nd set backing, Kenya usually break then
>>68268845
i think you are betting on a different game mate
Bunyodkor goal when?
>>68268870
Five of the last six points have been to rico
Won 7 of 9 bets placed. Feels good.
>>68268870
I'm betting on Kenya Women vs Puerto Rico Women mate
7 point streak.
Y'all better pay me smdh
>>68268613
>Implying
>staked 40
>returned 32.32
REEEEEEEEEE
>>68268907
Thank you.
KENYA ARE WINNING
Hope you guys on the volley actually bothered to listen and hold bets
>>68269024
I listened :)
>>68269024
>hold bets
what?
most of us lost, so your method sucks, or you need to explain more
>>68269041
senpai.
>>68268857
SHAKING
>>68269024
I bet on horses instead and lost all my money
Lads. Where the fuck do you find a volleyball gf?
SHAKING for some Euan tips
Kenye are notoriously dog shit in third set, they have huge morale issues. I'm going to start betting on points again late in this set when rico go up and all of third most likely
>>68269098
>Kazakh
tears
>>68269098
>he hasn't fucked one of the strath volleyball team
PMSL
>>68269098
University doesnt have a volleyball society/club?
>>68269121
Surely Kenya don't have enough fluids to stay hydrated.
>>68269175
>>68269132
>Scottish volleyball girls
>>68269206
Hhueueuehehuehu
Dunno desu they always fall off in third
>>68269209
some fitties here lad
>>68269234
1 for me
win or lose. betting with /bet/ is fun
>>68269269
>win or lose
nah
>>68269269
>losing is fun
Seems like you need to bet more, GOTTA BET BIG TO WIN BIG CMON
Large on Kenya 29, I can feel it
>>68269098
Ex girlfriend played volleyball. You really have to go for the setter and libero if you want those HIGH TEST thighs
>>68266749
0-11 Hup x
>>68269234
>scottish standards
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Post tournament bets lads
Gonna be up or down four+ figures leggo
Sabinov such a dire bet, I guess wanting it more is actually a thing. Just a youngster on the bench for Rozvoj so praying for injuries.
>>68269299
I believe in you senpai
>>68269329
SABINOV
>>68269329
you're shit mate, lost your touch haven't ya
>>68269209
>mfw at the gym yesterday and there was a Scottish slag who looked like Sophie Dee without makeup and she was checking me out a bit
>>68269319
Based. Cheers lad.
Anyone confirmed missing for tomorrow's in-play lads? ;)
did juveguy waste the fiver that anon sent him?
>>68269327
>opposing Albania
>no Ukraine to qualify
Goff wants a word
>>68269234
2,4, and MAYBE 12 depending on how drunk I am
>>68269362
Yes
>>68269299
Based kenya
>>68269352
Big fake tits too?
>>68269327
>Croatia o4.5 goals
Is that for the group stage?
So excited at the prospect of more Euan tips this afternoon.
Who here /tipstertubeeuroscomp/?
>>68269366
Goffy boy is going to look silly in four weeks
>>68269404
Nope, for the entire tournament
They score 3 against the Czechs alone so gonna be easy
>>68269398
Yes. Her face was a tad too scottish but Dees probably is too without makeup.
Only thing is she didn't quite have Dees ass so I'm like fairly confident it wasn't her.
>>68269388
definitely filtering him. he is VERY irresponsible with money
>>68269459
yeah she is best when she has all her slap on, still that'd be a nice pull
Would anyone buy some Euan merchandise if I started selling it?
Now lads, if Kenya do what they normally do, they're failing hard now. I'm backing points again
>>68269452
where do you place this bet?
>>68269567
So you're saying take Puerto Rico hard?
>>68269567
That second set was intense
>>68269616
Yes, i just did atleast.
>>68269633
Yes, Kenya do that.
>>68269652
Okay, here I go
>in b4 getting destroyed
Hey Euan where's that 50/1 offer you were talking about?
SELLING MY ACCOUNTS
>>68269605
Couple different places, mostly Tipico and 10bet
>>68269652
Going to call it as 11-25 puerto rico desu
France u18 women's basketball -20.5 against Israel is worth a punt based off of mutuals. Should be closer to 25 imo
>>68269567
what site are u using to bet on points
>>68269632
>I doubt she is
Fuck off lad.
https://youtu.be/RJqimlFcJsM
THREAD THEME SONG^^^^ BELLOW IT ON THE STREETS OF PARIS.
>>68269668
Would be quite embaressing to make a loss on the first match i advice people to get on doing this tbqh, shaky
>DapperLaughs shilling for BadManTipster
Lost ALL respect
>>68269675
EUAN PLEASE
http://www.geegeez.co.uk/iesnare-how-bookmakers-are-spying-on-you-from-your-own-computer/
interested to know if you guys have this installed on your pc - assuming you use windows.
>tfw my security suit works
might bet in a linux vm in future though.
Euan tip SURELY imminent???
pmsl at this guy
>>68269675
bookies already 'sell' your accounts, lid.
:^)
>>68269760
Yep, always make sure you've got Iesnare deleted before making a new account.
>>68269773
SKJ II about 3 minutes ago
>>68269671
It was a limited number offer. Ran out this morning, a few min after it opened
>>68269840
EUAN PLEASE
>>68269840
ahahhahahaha AND JIPPO score early why even fucking bother with this SHITE
>>68269840
How do you know the offer before it comes out? Well, w/e. Do you know any other good ones? Might go for the 20/1 otherwise
>>68269783
Don't have a clue about Belarusian football but I swear that Bate are always priced very very short and the few times I've monitored they seem to just edge a victory
BT SO SO SO SHRED
BT SURREAL
just a cheeky fiver, nothing to lose haha
>>68269937
Bumped into him at the gym did you?
Kenya are fixed to win 11 lids
>>68269876
PLEASE
>Kenya fighting early in the third
DOES NOT COMPUTE
>>68269999
Since you got quads, I'll let you in on a secret: nxt bet I like is AIFK
>>68270029
Asian?
>>68270072
Finland lid
>>68270099
...
Finnish handicaps are pretty nice
>>68269840
Might back SJK II now they have conceded if they come into it. Looked the best pre-game, pre-teams bet.
so the idea is to bet on every next point to be taken by the favourite? At what odds should I take them?
>>68270291
Let's say the favorites should win by 25-12 or more, good odds are around 1.60+
>it's a no bookie in the world is carrying it in play so you have no idea what the score is edition
Not a big fan
>>68270362
what game?
>>68270362
What game?
>>68270375
Jinx buy me a fix
Hi BT, can you tip PKKU v PuiU overs so I know it is a good bet please?
>>68270375
>>68270376
France u18 women's basketball against Israel
Can anyone redpill me on why we're not taking france -3,5 tonight
>>68270352
is it bet365 you're using
>Trusting Denmark
Never again bros
>>68270408
My model says no
>>68270467
Smdh i only barely managed to stay even on that game, curse of sharing with /bet/ i guess
>>68270463
Yeah
>>68270478
Devastating news desu
Fed the current rball for the AIFK game into my model to see if -1.5 was value but it just said ERROR pmsl
>1xbet carrying u15 basketball but not u18
Upset.
>>68270434
Take the + if you want to win
>>68270434
Romania conceded 2 in 10 games.
>>68270434
Corners? No idea I'm not on because its down to 4 FML
Well fuck, boys. Gotta make back the money I lost for trusting Denmark
Anyone got any better advice?
>keko
What is with this 'correctly priced' meme? For the bookies to do that, they'd have to know the exact probabilities of billions of events. I'm going to bet large on France SW and will come back to laugh at you and your malfunctioning models when I win big
Anyone know where I can bet on it to rain during the Euro 2016 final?
>>68270496
pmsl no way you stayed even with that 3rd set
>>68270701
Have sex first please.
>>68270609
desu you would have made money on my slags tip if you didn't reback like shit u feel me
>>68270719
I stopped throwing money at that soon as kenya got 12, im shocked.
https://www.1843magazine.com/features/the-daily/how-i-used-maths-to-beat-the-bookies
Not sure about how I feel about this article.
Laughing v hard at Euan right now
>Not on AIFK
Confidence in bits. Cant win a bet, cant stake a bet. Need a sleep zzz
If I use the bookies' lowest priced bets every time in my € 100 friends league, what are my chances of winning?
>>68270609
You can try Bulgaria to beat Denmark at volleyball, it's live atm. Risky though, we have our B team and are losing 2-1, but I watched the last set and Bulgaria changed the setter and the plays got a lot better.
>>68269329
Cheers lid x
keko such a fraud, i hope non of u got on his shit tip
>>68271134
I thought it won?
>>68271164
no the new tip
Hey, any tennis specialists here
Do you think Tomic's gonna win?
>>68270747
Not reading that desu.
It will either be
>I used all these highly advanced equations that took me weeks/months of programming and managed to create a small edge which I gradually profited from through betting large stakes
or
>I used a bunch of variables that are already built into the price and got pretty lucky to win more coinflips than I lost but check me out I beat the bookies and this is how
Oh shit, 365 offer on tomorrow's game, thoughts???
Odds on a terrorist attack tonight?
>>68271455
I hope it's at my house
>>68270799
this is sweaty
>>68271455
10000/1
Security will be at its biggest and most alert on opening night and the night of the final so if terrorists do try it on they'll likely aim for any match other than those two.
Went to get my vitamin D for the day, still got to chase losses now. What are you guys on?
>>68271497
Just 1 more
>>68271455
only shooting at terrasse or fanzone in almost any euro city
literally impossible in the stadium or even Paris
>>68271769
zzzzzz
Get a new gimmick, faggot.
What does your 'model' say about Puiu DC Euan
>>68271837
I staked right before the pen so the only thing it is saying right now is CBFA and GAMBLING IS NO LONGER PROFITABLE. PKKU are dire and havent even won a point yet.
Lads I'm confused
Trying to put an acca on my phone for the euros and I've got 5 results lined up and it's asking if I want doubles, trebles or a five fold
So obviously I want a five fold right because I have five results? But it's saying the returns are higher on a double or a treble
What the fuck is going on
Give me a mildly memey bet for France Romania.
Already have France to score in both halves, -1.5 and o1 1st half.
>>68272030
0-0 full time then cash out after 64 minutes played.
>>68272096
Why 64 minutes?
>>68272112
Goal will come around 65'
Puiu surely a bet now
>>68272247
why exactly ?
>>68271702
YES LID
>>68272019
What site has these bets?
w-what does betting jargon like "3u", "ML" or "(-185)" mean?
>>68272497
y-you're a faggot
>>68272497
>American nonsense
Forget about that pish. Everything you need to know is in the OP
>>68272096
I-i don't like that at all
>>68272497
>3u
What did he mean by this?
>>68272497
you're probably on covers or something right bro?
3u - u is "unit" which can mean anything. i can have a 100 dollar unit, or a dollar unit, its all variable
ML is moneyline, basically taking them to win. in sports that end in draws, you lose with a draw
-185 is american odds, roughly speaking 185 to win 100, but put any number in
mackerssssss
>>68272497
FORGOT my trip
>>68272593
>ameribets the biggest tryhard of them all
you embarrass us real americans m8.
Romania +1.5 -136 for me
>>68272614
whys your language in spanish tho
i'm calling it
england will go out in the quarter finals against portugal (or any big european club) due to a dodgy penalty decision
>>68272614
What's the story behind the 100k on u21s hahaha
>>68272614
kek
>>68272670
he bet 100k on portugal u21s and it lost
end of story
happy?
>>68272631
change your name to nomoney
>>68272614
chicano
>>68272648
>American odds
>embarrassing
Choose two
>>68272648
He wins m8. Would LOVE to see a tip from you.
>>68272709
jum
>>68272601
Thanks, those are all pretty weird.
Still not sure I get the last one cause I see people doing it both with - and +
Like (-153) or (+250)
>>68272614
lux surreal
Who else here down colossal? Chasing with Austria Landesliga games
>>68272799
top kek
>>68272885
Wtb
https://youtu.be/k-swSINVX4s?t=307
Even Eurovision presenter laughed at Albania
>>68272614
>Have millions
>Try scalping tickets at a tournament where tickets are underselling
Is Mackers retarded?
>>68272943
Too late, was on Leobendorf handis in the 2nd half, don't have a tip at this very moment, may have one later if odds are decent
/bet/ing after a year lads
france race to 9 [email protected]
france u3.25 [email protected]
How much poopies rupees am I gonna lose tonight?
>>68272981
Edelweiss handi, possibly Young Style handi when it gets better
>>68273107
Young Style 11111 already
secret tip: bet on no goal in first 15 minutes
trust me I am money man
pmsl DOWN
What are you gentlemen putting your money on for the first euro 16 game?
>>68273648
Romania +1.25
so SO excited
Cheers lads
whoooah bad betty
>>68273786
>Not a half coke
Do you even official /bet/ drink?
>>68273889
pmsl
Its just SO obvious in uk tv
just can't WAIT for Romania to win
>>68273786
You're the Hull lad aren't you?
>>68274053
Talking big sense pal
If Carlsberg did comfy
BAD BETTY
A
D
B
E
T
T
Y
BAMALAM
>>68274154
Literally won't happen
>>68274294
BANKROLLING FRANCE DNB @1.1
>>68274190
i've maxed out my loyalty points at papa john's. due a free pizza.
going to cash it out tomorrow.
think i'll go with the piri piri chicken pizza with some cheeky buffalo wings on the side.
also, can i put money on their being a terrorist attack at some point during the euros?
>ausclick stealing my tips
>>68273786
cheers la
the local alcohol shop had closed so I had to get this instead. please kill me
>Young Style
down insane. Gonna need a whole lot more of these
Who here /under2.5goals/ master race?
>>68274348
ask paddy power.
>>68274557
Edelweiss coming in though
unders is the bet?
>>68274361
what was your tip?
tbqh i just was looking down the list for something with france at decent odds
>>68274678
Just joking m8, good luck
>Mackers is watching this
under 5.5 throw-ins in first 10 miutes @ 2.10
>>68274810
No slagging of mackers today
Literally gave tickets away to a poor little family.
SUCH a boring opening.
Who's /cornerin9min/ YES?
>>68274997
Fair enough. Did he solo it to the Eurosin the end? Remember him asking PGA if anyone wanted to go.
Zara Larsson
Such faggotry. Zzzzz
>>68274853
Over 10 corners @2.10 also
SICK of this opening ceremony. What garbage.
Frog cunts aren't going to be happy with this whole thing being in English.
>>68275125
He's with Howard atm
>>68274997
>Can't sell tickets
>Might as well give them away to some poor blacks
Not sure if mockable or admirable
>im david getta
nobody cares m8
fuck off
v v odd this
Shes not singing lush life
just waiting to see the explosion desu
>>68275431
conflicting emotions indeed
>>68275553
absolute TUNE
Dread to think how late this kicks off
>>68275574
England's explosive football as we win it all doesn't start until tomorrow m8
Will honestly be American tier start time
>>68275711
Organisers need to give their heads a good shake tbqh. No excuses.
NEED a bet to chase my losses with
griezmanns hair SO nice
>>68275711
>Anthems now
5 mins late max, still better than every American match for every sport ever
romania anthem tez
>>68275857
France to get a penalty. Or Giroud goal.
>All these tournament outrights on the 365 inplay menu
reeeee, don't need this clogging it up
Deposited £5 of my own coin.
HALF the bankroll's on France -1
CARN CARN BOYS
Can't wait for Razvan Rat to give away a pen
WT U DOIN U LITTLE RAT?
>>68275863
Has nothing on Großkreutz
>>68276147
>not getting on under 5 throw ins in first 10 minutes
i dnt even m8
Pitch looks small
>>68275711
>Less than 2 mins late
Perfectly acceptable imo for a tournament opener
>All these throw ins
pmsl
BEGGING Romania to win to show you can win with an all white team
>>68276243
kill me
>Throw ins
Tears
>>68276243
TEARS BUDDY
would LOVE to see reffocs' testable face after this wins
ROMANIA!!! CAN NOT STOP SHAKING.
Damn, the gypsies could've already scored
>>68276243
pmsl
Reminder you are an absolute mug who should kill himself if you're on the France handi
>he's not on u2.5
TEARS if You weren't on corners
I would've killed myself on livestream
>he's on u2.5
>Not betting tiny money on an upset
>>68276902
>throwing money away
French getting booed at home at there home tournament
>>68277025
>at there home tournament
hmmmmmmmm
>>68277025
>there
>he's not in 1st goal header @5
>>68277025
>there
inb4 nibs
>>68276846
>he's not on 2-1 CS
>>68277025
Sports science degree going well lid?
>>68277094
>>68277120
>>68277158
>>68277218
100th (you)
Who here /lifelong/ France
>>68277146
Close
>>68277306
I'm actually French though
>>68277306
Viva Le blues
>France -1 at 1.7
Are bookies even watching the game?
>>68277433
Quebecois OUT
>>68276147
Post slip.
>>68277541
Most likely not, since the computer's run the simulations, not people watching the game and randomly choosing the price
>>68277541
yes they are
>>68277576
OK, 40%
Thought Nick would've been holding onto some dece tweets for today. Disappointed tbqh.
>>68277605
Reminder that computer code has been found in the human brain and we very well might be living in a computer simulation ourselves. So why are we wrong but some other computer is right?
>>68277706
>Implying he isn't down the local having some jars with the lads
Did anyone get on the FMP mega leks game, full on sweat
>already regretting all my Euro bets
>>68277691
How do you still have any roll? Thought you put it all on Jamaica 0.5 from 1-0 last night
>>68277721
>very well might be living in a computer simulation ourselves
There's no doubt in my mind that we are. I 100% agree with Elon Musk
>>68277721
>Reminder that computer code has been found in the human brain and we very well might be living in a computer simulation ourselves.
Here is your 10qst (you)
>>68277605
No need to be so rude.
>>68277795
>jars
>>68277818
Same lad, already down today and then the euros started
Think the game's a fix. the french are tossing the game and i don't think i can catch it
About every 90 seconds, France's midfield does something spectacular. I'm on my couch going, "WHYAGH HAHAHAHA". I love this.
>>68277843
took out a Wonga loan
Cheers Michael
>>68278081
Thanks Michael
>>68278251
pmsl meant for >>68278081
Still NEED a chase bet
>>68278477
pmsl
Need a #goal like air
french players SO selfish
>>68278477
need pictures URGENTLY
>>68278477
lel
>>68278152
Scary thing is I don't think you're kidding
Australia SW @1.7 or so
feels like a matter of when more than if at this point unfortunately.
Also France goals when?
Need a goal this half 2bh
>>68278477
>that hairline
Offended if I dont win this
Romanians so SO good
Winners for me Clive
shaking so, so much. worried about hitting above detectable levels on the richter scale
>grez man
>>68276545
WORCESTERSHIRE WIN.
this accu @ 8.5's gonna win
Fixed matches. Clear CLEAR pen.
>>68279297
yeah nah
>>68279297
pmsl imagine thinking that was a foul
post yfw france score
>>68279365
Gonna need your address to send a German chin tester your way
>>68279470
Hope they are insured, they're gonna break their knuckles
Such a littl Rat
>>68279710
Might be a few cuts from the glass
Bet you somebody on TT chimps out when they tip a Euro winner in-play at long odds only to discover because in-play tips aren't verified they don't qualify for the competition.
Did anyone tip against France?
>>68279841
100% Euan
2 bets BTFO
Post halftime snacks
Down utter if France don't have a world half
>>68280035
M A P L E
A
P
L
E
Will be my last night on this earth if France don't pick up. Having a word with Deschamps about now.
>>68279771
pmsl, one of my mates glassed a cunt in a club and cut his own hand so badly he almost had to have fingers amputated. His whole hand was a huge unidentifiable lump for months, when he got sewn up it looked like some real Frankenstein shit.
ends 0-0
Romania are the European Paraguay.
TOUGH AS NAILS
>>68280301
This. MAYBE 1-0. Unders were THE bet
Starting to feel bad for Juveguy if he loses half his roll on frogs. He should change his name to Frogguy.
RIP France -20.5. Up 5 almost at the end of the 3rd zzzzzzzz
Good to see slaven bilic is doing something about that mess he calls hair
>>68280261
Fug. What happens if you get bottled? Death or just a KO? Never seen it happen tbqh.
>>68280415
>I clicked on this
>>68280419
Don't remember the last time I won a bet
bet365 SUCH amateurs
>>68280382
You'd have to be a massive virgin to bet overs and hand is against a team with the best defensive record in all of qualifying desu.
>>68280415
ban
Any shrewds?
Greizmann to outscored Romania 5/2
>>68280541
HUGE on Romania to qualify
Cut and a big ass bruise for the guy you bottle but you may fuck your own shit up even worse. My mate used a fucking long drink glass, stupidest idea ever.
>>68280541
>not backing Romania to qualify and not qualify above evens
>>68272648
+1.5 looking g o l d e n lads
Exact score 0-0 at 3/1
Put your entire wallet on it
Ugh. People posting CP on general threads
Romania will not concede.
LARGE staking Romania +0.75
>>68280567
whats wrong with toffee crisp soup brah?
>>68280892
You're gonna get arrested for viewing it.
>>68281055
Gonna hide out in /bet/ with the good lads
>>68281375
I don't care if you're a billionaire. There's no reason to waste money like that
>>68281375
>200/1
>wont even get out of group
nice
Giroud finishing Tez
Very very worried
11111111111111111
>>68277146
JUDGE
I FUCKING TOLD YOU GIROUD TO SCORE
>>68281526
pmsl
>>68281526
Nah
Hass so shrewd
ALEEEEEE
111111111111111
ONE MORE ONE MORE
This refball is cringeworthy.
>>68275993
JUDGE
>it's a referee favouring the host side episode
zzzzzzzzz
Haha my TT tip won. I cannot get more SHREWD
>>68281033
Awwwwwwwww
>tfw Giroud in my fantasy team
>Giroud
He heard my boo and scored instantly
Need to post more rants here
lttle Rat
>>68281967
>Gignac is Giroud
No
>Clive doesn't know who Astra Giurgiu are
Ffs
3 more corners pls
>France
E R A
R
A
pmsl
Fuck u2.5 just got sweaty
France backers PUKING
its over.
1-1 result NAILED on
Haha penalty
Albania SO SO shrewd.
NO
NO
NO NO
NEGRITO
E
G
R
I
T
O
>draw still at evens
Will gladly take to hedge my o2.5
>they arent on 2-1 correct score
France clearly needs to sub in Martial but this ABU manager is a hack
>>68278784
shit tip sorry if anyone got on, shite day
>>68281733
I can feel it
>The amount of at least halfway respectable tipsters tipping Euro games on TT right now oblivious to the fact that its one tip per match and in-play doesn't count if you want to take part in the contest
Disgusting level of reading ability from these people I thought shrewd
Today has been terrible day for betting
Romanian defence surreal
Romania defence SOLID
>Still no Martial
Zzzzzzzz
>>68282626
Your LARGE lost, you strange little man.
>>68283306
so shrewd
>>68283309
I know pmsl. No idea how
over 0.5 sacks in
Giroud release us from this hell
MAAARRRTIIAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
>bovada not only carrying CSL, but also carrying some matches in play
What a time to be alive
Not sure what the French are playing at
>>68283741
Now you've just gotta watch Asia and get rich
PETRESCUUUU
>>68283781
Football
EVRAAAAAAA
>betting on black teams
Why do I do it
Put rashford on ffs
PLATINIIIIII
does Euan actually buy accounts?
What a fucking strike
SURREAL
2222222222222222
PAYEEEEEET THEME THREAD
UAC
>>68283936
u were saying?
>people with u 2.5
THANK YOU BASED DIMI
>he STILL wasn't on 2-1 CS
>>68284530
me and you lid, me and you
Ameribets
IMPRESSIVE. VERY IMPRESSIVE
>>68284530
>>68284619
Was on tiny
Cheers liddos
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3reAaVYkSE
>>68284530
Did you tip on on the tt comp?
>>68284783
I did.
UP SO SO MUCH
WE'VE GOT PAYEEEEEET
DIMITRI PAYEEEEEET
I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
HE'S SLAVEN BILICS MAN
HE'S BETTER THAN ZIDANE
WE'VE GOT PAYEEEEEET
>>68284783
cba to make a TT
>>68284619
>>68284749
y-you too
>>68284861
So shrewd. Sitting here F5ing like mad to see what mad bastard hit a 100/1 winner
Wishing and hoping that Egypt u20 SW gets to ~1.71
Should I go to bed or try and win some money back?
>>68285027
you should have sex
Chile -2AH L A R G E
Can't imagine anybody tipped anything bigger odds that won. No way he goes on to win the lot though.
>Tipping CS
Big_al commenting on my tip, Feeling privileged
>>68285027
Go to bed lid. Tomorrow's skedge is looking WOOL.
>>68285067
I'm a gambling addict not a sex addict famalam
ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE AND TO LOVE EUAN
literally begging for anyone to buy my accounts, literally not a meme I need an out.
>>68285218
got a 365?
YES
YES
YES
FIRST BET IN AGES WON
ACCUMULATOR WIN @ 8
i am THE cricket connoisseur
taking argentina -2 EH med
>>68285298
Happy for you lid. Good to see you're not wasting it.
>>68285138
>he didn't tip CS
fucking Evra
>>68285413
What price are you getting it?
>>68285415
thanks BUD ;)
Egypt SW @1.72. Rwanda need to push men forward to score, Egypt's defense is dece, so counters should be plenty
HUP IN THE AIR
not down in the ground
>>68268973
Lol
>>68285138
>not tipping CS
its like you don't want to be UAC
>>68285281
A losing one yes
>>68285660
ill buy it for £50
>>68285694
Come on m8 ffs I'm only asking 2k for the lot of them don't take the piss yeah?
If anyone is able to find Serbian White Eagle preseason results (and they back up the league results), York Region Shooters are huge value.
>>68285694
>>68285660
£100
>>68285561
come outside - so i can test your chin.
>>68285714
So you're assuming no riggy-diggy?
>>68285712
I only want a 365 though.
>>68285714
£150
>>68285783
Yes. Until it is carried in Asia (still fear it is rigged for bookies like Bodog so backing the underdog is still fine)
Who can stop me?
>>68285874
>he's a /bet/tor
>i am literally LAST
>>68285874
If you just tip sensibly and have moderate success you might still win but odds are you get cucked by some mug tipping 4-3 CS at 100/1 on every match and nailing it once
>above Juveguy
air
>>68285954
PMSL
big_al knows
Is it too late to join the competition?
>>68285968
that's the plan desu. Though, I didn't think it was that ridiculous a bet compared to alot of the corners and large - handicaps i was seeing posted
>>68285868
>>68285714
So funny how you're laughing at my pain
>>68286169
Nah it was perfectly fine and I agree people hammering the big French handis were stupid (not just aftertiming, made at least 3 posts in here saying that before KO) I'm just saying the chances are you get cucked by someone hitting some 100/1 shot of some defender being FGS or long shot CS regardless of how well you tip.
Got £8 in my account now. Any tips for tonight?
Thinking about Argentina -1.5
>>68286357
Juve, I'm offering you a free membership to my Euro2016 tipping service, I am a mainstream JUDGE
107% yield on 10 tips
Got a big tip lined up for Albania switzerland tomorrow
Hope you lads put your bankroll on my tip for Giroud to be the top Arsenal goalscorer in the Euros.
Free money
>>68286487
bit skeptical
>>68286503
Can't wait for you to get cucked by Giroud not scoring again and Bellerin grabbing a brace one match
please buy my accounts Euan genuinely open to any serious offer
>>68285522
pmsl
>losing to Rwanda at home
imagine.
if you had been on my tip tonight you'd have an extra £56 to play with right now lid.
got on Argentina (-1,-1.5) @1.71
considering the form i'm in i recommend everyone gets #ON
>>68286577
>Can't wait for you to get cucked by Giroud
Oh it would be my pleasure
Please tell me Argentina and Chile will win.
so lads, any steamy tips for the copa tonight?
>>68286729
kill yourself
>>68286689
>>68286543
meant for you
>>68286741
Reddit soccer streams.
Reminder that Argentina -1.25 is THE tip for tonight. Goodnight friends
>long weekend coincides with start of Euros
AIR
is Euan actually buying accounts or is it a meme
Daily reminder its coming home.
At the Mosque. PRAYING for an Argentina win
Far too much on this Chile game
>>68287311
mashedallah
>>68287378
Chile too.
Need an UNGODLY amount of Chile goals
>>68287426
Same. Hoping for 4-5 nil
Have i made it?
>>68272193
Well
Should I go to bed?
I don't bet on mainstream tips
There's a lot of Swedes in Finland lads ;)
>>68287659
Probably for the best pal
>>68287659
No lid, got some potential bets in 40 minutes in the NWSL
>>68287686
Cant wait to LAY these
>>68287701
Check out this saucy cow lads, what a smasha
>>68287701
solid patter
Such an addict can't just watch and enjoy, need to bet and ruins my mood
>>68288074
seek help
Bahia looking breddy gud
>>68288176
Wtb for golden State cavs lid
>>68288216
I'm not touching game 4. Inclinition is that Cavs win, but it will be close
pmsl Euan just can't resist the CSL even when it's not in asia
>>68288296
wtb?
>>68288307
York Region SW 1/10
Bahia HT @3.3
>>68288324
Greasy tenner on
>this Euan tip
Pmsl it's like he wants another red L. Can't believe he's tipping this shite whilst considering going paid. o I am laffin
>>68288497
Please dont insult my Euan like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyY6mKm8ePU
>Boston Breakers stream
>chat disabled
>no Jen West to chat up
crying
On Under 2.5 in Breakers v Spirit, teamsheets
>>68288784
;_;
>>68288250
>ameribets isnt on
ah shoot, im on cavs -2,5 and was feeling pretty confident about it until now..
>1 minute in
>still no goals
Shaking.
>4 minutes
Chile haven't scored.
Not going to be able to sleep tonight
Huge on o 0.5 chile cards at ht.
>Euan
Hahahahaha, no way he goes paid
NEED a BT NPSL/PDL tip
Playing The Beatles Don't Let Me Down so SO loud while watching Chile rball.
>goal, then penalty
PMSL
>>68289143
Never seen you on such a poor run lid. Head must be well and truly gone
>>68289205
I refuse to add today's bets to my spreadsheet. Wont sleep tonight if I do. Every bet is a bet I'd make a different week, just been unlucky. Will be turned around by Monday :)
>>68289289
York region. 1-0 up lid. On willy hills too
>>68288784
Is it just me or did the Spirits coach just call for a penalty for a foul on the half way line?
>>68289337
Thats nice :) I didnt want to reback anyway :)
>>68289368
Ok petal. You take care tho liddy
>ban expired
Feels good lids
Now the Bahia cunts decide to score...
>>68289429
You've been posting for 2 days now lad
20 minutes no goal. If I don't pass tomorrow would like Juve to speak at my funeral
>>68289483
I was relaying my posts to my Korean gf
>that Vidal "cross"
Oh my...
>no penalty
>MLelS officiating
>>68289568
Shocking tbqh
Someone paint this book red
>>68285469
3.10
Is this not a palp?
Surely?
The bet will be settled at adjusted odds for a red card Euan?
You 100% they have 10 Euan?
Euan posting a large after today. Think I'll get on that small tbqhwy
>>68289965
It's Ramadan in Philippines too lad
>>68289965
>Chile
JUST
>>68290053
They're playing 10 men???? Wtb
that Bolivian HEART
got so much on this Euan
i'm actually genuinely shaking
>>68290201
>he doesnt follow euans TT
>>68290256
Very very poor atm
>>68290201
I know this is nibs but on the off chance that you don't know what to stake when a team only has 10 players and no subs then you should just quit gambling
>>68290308
Under 0.5
If Breakers manage to hold for another half I will be a very happy bunny
Largest stake this year on this. Oh btw Euan lid, I'm the guy that has been on your last 7 tips that have all lost. PLEASE win
>>68290351
Yep thats the one, stick your whole bankroll on
>tfw frantically trying to get loads on skybet and unibet and you dont even realise how much you put on
SHAKING
>Goal disallowed
DISSA
ref fixing for unders, rip /bet/
reeeeeeee. unsuspend market
think the bookies might void this
>>68290376
NEED to test your chin ya smug cunt
arnjons is one of you lot trolling, right?
>>68290417
They won't. It happens fairly frequently
Can someone reback Chile with me even though they looked like shit in the first half?
Stream where
>Lux stealing a Euan tip
Don't know who's the bigger fraud here desu
Actually S H A K I N G
>>68290417
they wont
unibet never do at least, skybet and 365 arent too bad
coral prob would
>>68290417
>>68289963
This isn't a palp, they should pay out, if it was the case that they didn't register a red card then you may have some difficulties but they simply came into the game with 10 men.
>>68290442
I was of this opinion but there are people out there legitimately that clueless so might not be.
>>68290472
I'm already in too deep based of Mexianon yesterday
>Listening to Mexicans
>>68290507
Understand why we want to build the wall now?
went far too hard on -0.5 halftime handi, need Agila goals like AIR
>>68290417
negative. Might limit you though. 365 down several cunts on this if they score 3 though. My tip, in PGA and Lux all on it.
>>68290244
pmsl I was shaking when I saw the tweet. Fine now Im on. Nice and relaxed. Until 0-0 in the 65th minute.
>>68290537
Only if you also build a firewall to keep them off the internet
Reminder
>>68290578
even if i got on before the big boys started piling in?
v v concerned if Agila doesn't win first half.
>>68290663
Yes. All accounts on the game will be looked at I imagine
>No goals
What have I done...
>>68290700
>Not recognising that although you had to get on early to beat the big boys and get the best odds the goals will not start pouring in most likely until the 10 men are knackered/reduced to even fewer men
2nd half will be a goalfest
>Tfw blindly follows euan out of loyalty on -1 before the lines got smashed
I should be rewarded for this by the betting gods
>LARGE staked a shit team to score goals
Done it ALL so so wrong.
So many bets gonna be lost tonight pmsl
Chest feeling tight
>>68290830
Fuck off you stupid proxy cunt. You didnt even know the source for UFL team sheets
>>68290788
>2nd half will be a goldfest
Stockholm syndrome. Euan told me so it must be right.
>>68290879
It's on twitter...
>TT is gonna be in the red after this match
Eh, at least I'm on -1
>>68290879
pmsl, the STATE of leastconnect
Need agila goals like A I R
Cashed out. Enjoy your win loss
>>68290879
I can feel your DACness you attention whore piece of shit. You've cost me 4k this week, fuck off.
Night lids, gonna chug 3mg of Klonopin.
>>68290913
No because it makes sense logically that the team with a full compliment of players and subs will be able to maintain their performance levels far more than 10 men who have no subs and easily run tyhe risk of becoming fewer men especially when the 10 men are being dominated in the first half when fitness should be comparable.
>kickoff
>immediately kick the ball on the ground to the opposing keeper
ok
CHILEEEEEEE
UP INSAAAAAANE
Feel like we need a new thread to please the betting gods tbqh
Wish I hadnt thrown my antiperspirant away now ffs ameribets
>>68291082
Just opened up your freezer to cool your house down ;)
>>68291056
Im doing it
SHAKING
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111
1111111111111
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
11111111
>>68291121
Bless you
111111111111
EUAN
A
C
HOLY SHIT
SORRY EUAN, I RETRACT MUH WORDS
UAFC JDHFAKJFAKSDFADSFDSAF
Fucking hell
>>68291185
>>68291185
>>68291185
E
U A C
A G I L A
N
>>68291198
surreal
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