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SHAKING SO MUCH
>>68291185
Surreal tbqh.
JUST CHUCKED THE CAT IN THE DISHWASHER
can't keep still waiting for the 2nd half
Coming down to Glasgow in september to buy Euan a drink
Posting in a legendary /bet/ thread tbqh.
1111111
Just slapped my bird. She's on the phone to the coppers but I don't care. UP SURREAL.
>>68291295
giggling
>>68291295
kekked
Not on this because I was sleeping off a night of shagging.
Shagging and sleeping confirmed -ev.
Still shaking at the thought of my wife's son being the cool kid in his class for once when he shows up on his brand new bike.
We're back.
HOUSE SHAKING SO MUCH LAST SECOND CHILE GOAL. GOD'S ARE ON MY SIDE. CAN NOT STOP PACING.
can't even afford a hitman for euan now, ffs agila
Fucking server.
UP SO SO SO SO MUCH. THANK YOU CHILE.
>>68291703
>He didn't just get on O1.5 FH
Heads gone. Eyes are a maroon colour. Wife's boyfriend is asking what's wrong, can barely decipher what he's saying. Taking the fish for a long long walk.
>>68291830
that lost too you fucking RETARD
>>68291878
Nice meme
Dunno why anyone's down, I've been tipping winners all over the gaffe
Shaking at the thought of what Messi will do against a 10 man panama side
>>68291881
Meant 0.5 you fucking muppet.
>>68291974
Hass is that you in your profile pic?
>>68292005
Isn't he still on the bench?
>>68292099
Ya, but reports say he'll get some playing time in the second half
>>68292005
Thought of you as I raced down my street naked when Chile scored.
>>68292080
Yes mate, even more handsome then you expected?
Ameribets how lotto is J League in your opinion? I'm guessing you have some idea as no one else would be up at that time
Imagine not being on cards.
Imagine.
>>68292080
newfag detected
Sat at my desk. Gun in my left hand. Premium scotch in the other. Wife is frantically knocking on the door. Her physical boyfriend is calling the police. Heads gone. Can hear a siren. Might just be in my head. Going for a VERY long walk.
>>68292263
I've never had good luck with it. Urawa at home is usually a dece bet, but other than that I can't figure it out
also on -1.5 1st AH for SWQ from 2-0 up
>>68292263
Not what I expected tbqh.
>>68292325
>Going for a VERY long walk.
around the room?
>>68292436
Got a hatch door which leads to the shed. Out from there.
>>68292325
>Brit owning a gun
Am I being taken on a ruse cruise?
>>68292402
>he didn't save the leaked photos of Hass from his Twitter
Have to wash my ass with old newspaper's now that i can't afford toilet paper until next wellfare check
>>68292487
Is his TT him?
Won't be eating for 2 weeks. EUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>>68292325
You're beating the wife's boyfriend meme to death mate
>>68292515
No it's an affiliate tipster from twitter, Hass is a greasy student
>>68292629
FFS. HASS you cheeky cunt. I would have been very surprised if that was Hass. Was disappointed tbqh.
Head so gone that i'm fapping to these types of stories
https://www.reddit.com/comments/xdya5/apparently_i_missed_my_wifes_lover_by_only_a_few/
Want OUT of this bet against Peninsula Power
>>68292487
Delete this
>>68292359
I wanted to tip Avispa Fukuoka DC, Ventforet and Avispa seem like there isn't much between them on paper, but Ventforet also have some key players out today. Might prestake a small on, doubt I'll be up for it
>>68292590
Might start beating ya chin if you don't shut it
>>68292711
Wife tells him she's cheated. It's not the first time. 'I'll think about it whether I want to continue this relationship'. NOT impressed.
>>68292792
I was thinking taking the + in both matches that start before midnight locally (Ardija DC and Shonan +1) but my luck in that realm is absolute shit
>>68292905
Is Shonan tipping back?
>>68292692
Sorry laddie :)
>>68292711
Is there anything more morally reprehensible than cheating on your spouse?
Makes my blood boil reading that desu, triggered indeed.
Also I'm glad I'm in on SWQ Thunder now :3
NEED a win. Reckon our brave English boys will smash the communists.
>>68293177
Gook moot is on our side banning the evil Russian nation from 4chan
>>68292966
I worry that Gamba Osaka are coming back to form, so I'll probably just avoid
>>68293263
No no you've done it now, remember when Maple tipped Shonan and they drew or lost or didn't cover handi and everyone shit on him? Well that is you now.
>>68293239
They're banned? Why?
>>68293332
CP or DDoSing, take your pick but gookmoot confirmed he banned a country to fix 4chins when it was down just now and everyone is speculating it is Russia, every other (regularly posting) nation has been seen posting since on one board or another.
>>68293415
Oh fug. Fuck them anyway. Brave Harry and Jamie will show them.
>>68293455
Ah its not permanent anyway, shame.
Will be handy having Russians banned on the offchance we are unable to rek them.
>>>/int/60632392
Kurt wants a MEDIUM on Houston women 0.0
Amazingly the line is still there
>>68293605
Reminder that Kurts yield this month is -13% pmsl.
>>68293605
I am laughing so much right now
>>68293690
FRAUDULANT MAN
>>68293690
Lost two bets in a row, can't remember last time that happened
>>68293759
Please tell me they didn't just score.
My phone's dead and I can't log into this 365 from my laptop
>>68293816
Colorado scored but Houston scored right after so you're looking at a refund right now
>>68293816
They did but houston got a penalty and scored. It's 2-1
Can't even cuss the cunt because he seems so fucking nice
MESSI MESSI MESSI
Hello yes, Argentina second when?
>>68293921
>>68293924
ON my knees for Messi
>>68293892
>>68293882
thank the lord, overstaked on this one even though it seems like a second rate tip compared to his usual
-1 ah argentina, large.
>>68294005
It's a simple pixel punt pmsl
>mainstream bets
>>68294005
Pmsl pretty sure their goalkeeper has Down syndrome and won the opportunity to play in this match on a box of cereal.
>>68294041
not on myself but tbf its a pretty dominant pixel punt for a 0.0 line even though I appreciate that line only exists because it is late in the game
>>68294014
You watching lad? They're basically passing around the back
>>68294041
This. Would have a lot more respect for Kurt if he just said this. Blagger cunt
>>68294124
They were on a 0ah the entire game
SWQ Thunder slags -3 probably doesn't lose. That might not sound like a ringing endorsement but I'm not one to oversell my tips.
222222222
Didn't eastern suburb play literally today? Or was that a different team?
>>68294014
>>68294172
J-just kidding
>panama defense
kek
>>68294196
Oh really? Well regardless of if it wins that is a world line for that rball, can't fault people going big.
>>68294310
women's team lid
>>68294312
>Panama attack
We're gonna make it lads ;_;
Distanced from bets to cool my head and now I doubled my bank
3 more argentina corners and a goal and im v comfy
AGUEROOOOOOOOOO PLEAZZZ
>>68294717
GOAT
O
A
T
3333333333333333333
Messi a god
AGUEROFFSIDES
Surely one more corner
4444444444444
>Wasn't on Messi hat trick
Want. Death.
>You were alive to watch Messi play
1 CORNER PLEASE
I didn't do -3 AH when Messi came in.
>only backed the -2
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Good day. Chile and Argentina thank you. France thank you.
>>68295807
Thanks y'all.
>>68295807
>win this >>68292005
>still down $33.15 today
Birkenhead -.25 @ 1.825 is worth a shout
>>68296333
Already grabbed 2 back before halftime
I have found Adelaide Blue Eagles to be a reliable team to bet on in the past ad they are looking decent again now.
>>68294222
It did not lose and it did not win. I hope you all had an enjoyable refund.
Wtb on Belmont lads?
>>68293315
I-I think I'll back G-Osaka instead.
>bovada
ok
>>68299391
Delete this
Gamba Osaka DNB @2.2 does not lose.
>>68300101
Does not win either :)
>>68300127
>he's not on 2-1 CS
;)
>>68300127
Shonan keeper has fumbled a couple of shots so far. T-they'll get a tap in any minute
>>68293315
>point out Shonan is playing as they never lose
>been doing this for months
>they finally lose
>triggers a meltdown
Ahhh the good ol days
>>68300652
The more things change, the more they stay the same
Difference between first half goals and first half goals line (0.5, 1)
>>68293332
where banned?
>>68301069
Go NOW
>>68301069
Give Russian Youth tips pls
>>68301069
HOLY SHIT
>try to stop yourself from running into a guy
>get booked
>cause a bloody nose with a high boot
>not even a warning
Can honestly say I understand why the Koreans hate the Japs
Ceres La Salle in the phillipines league up 5-0, after 3 goals in the 39', 40' and 41'
lines at 13.5
smash unders
>this fucking captcha
>>68301426
tbf it was a superb strike. Can't even be upset with it
>>68301537
So so shrewd
>>68301548
lol this fucking game
>>68301537
>>68301548
pmsl nevermind, have another ;)
Put a cheeky bet on Papua New Guinea.
>>68301565
Didn't lose ;)
>>68301701
Cheers lid, I was on -0.5 myself
>tip shonan then tip gamba
>ends in a draw
>the city of >ameribets
>>68301738
I had a 2/3 chance of being right ;_;
Eels are going to beat the Titans in NRL. They were a top 4 side easily before salary cap dramas came into it. But Titans are a hopeless team. So Eels playing poorly is still better than the Titans. Go medium on them to win 1-12.
>>68301878
So help me god if another rugby tip I get from /bet/ loses, I'll fuckin wreck ya m8
>>68301920
post slip lad
>>68301935
Only took them to win
>>68301949
how can 2.250 odds result in $200 turning into $250
>>68301979
It returns $450, thus you win $250. It's just bovada's way of doing it
Just woke up, Agila not covering -1 eh wasnt a nightmare ffs down SURREAL. If this is all a computer simulation need to be unplugged tbqh.
>>68301878
Every goddamn time...
>>68301949
>>68302505
pretty sure he was trolling you because the Eels have a couple of key injuries and nothing to play for where as the titans have actually been playing decent for a shit side lol
Bets for today's euro 2016? I'm doing u2.5 for the Wales game
>>68302766
England -1 beyond surreal
>>68302766
Draw ht - England FT, easy money lid.
>>68302766
Switzerland Sw @1.8
>>68302842
>taking bets from >Ameribets when he pus on stuff like >>68301878
>>68302866
bets winning m8 :^)
>>68302866
>not supporting your local Aussie punter
didn't realise rugby league games were 35 minutes long :^)
>>68302942
but I am you local Aussie punter
wheres my (you) you autistic cunt, i worked hard on that post.
>>68303003
really liking this self awareness
cash out lids, Eels don't win
>>68303003
>not supporting yourself
got a hell of a hangover lads, what's the comfy bets?
>>68303352
Nothing pal, simply not profitable anymore.
Need a fresh euan bet to start off the day right!
>>68303670
Would like a Euan tip in 7 hours.
>Its been 200 (!) days.
>Lichtsteiner yellow @ 4.0
Value's gone. Leicester ruined it.
>>68304023
You're welcome >Ameribets
any horseys today?
>>68304050
I never doubted you <3
Rockhampton cyclones -48.5 @1.83
fuck yes Argentina win
at TEN POUNDS now :D
Shakhtyor Karagandy v Kayrat
LARGE on Kayrat is the bet
>>68304134
Miss the days when I would stick a fiver on something
>>68304177
Want to swap rolls?
>>68304192
forgot my trip
>>68304177
since you never doubted me, go medium on Melbourne Storm race to 30.
Bleeding coin right now cbfa
>>68304217
Bovada doesn't carry it ;_;
>>68304192
How big is your roll? And I'll send you a tender if you can guess what my roll is within $20
>>68304248
$3674.26
>>68304217
Storm -7.5 @1.72 got any value in it as well?
>>68304264
That was actually pretty close. You were within $50.
>>68304289
yes. its the best team in the comp against the 2nd worst.
Euan, you around? Got a question about the Naisten Liiga that I'm hoping you can help with
>>68304308
Fuck I'm not even juveguy as I've lain with a woman
$3726.78
>>68304308
3704
>>68304355
Wrong direction.
>>68304332
Managed to get -6.5 @2.00 nice one fella
>>68304355
>implying
fuck off
>>68304373
$3634.45
>>68304373
3600
>>68304411
>>68304455
Wait, are we including bets that are still out as part of my bankroll?
>Ameribets roll is ~3600
>1 unit for Ameribets is 200
Not adding up here. A bad streak could rek you.
TPS Women -3.5,4 @1.75 in 30 bings in the Naisten Liiga out of Finland. TiPS is bottom of the table with a -40 GD after 9 games (0 for, 40 against) and lost in a cup match to TPS 2 days ago 8-1. Can't find teamsheets for the match, so I'm not sure if they'll put out the same squad, but I figure it's worth a few quid
>>68304571
>A bad streak could rek you.
And it has on more than one occasion, but not recently. I sort of follow my own strategy of bankroll management that works for me, so I'm not worried.
>>68302766
>Being so desperate you bet on tips
Pmsl, you have hit rock bottom my friend
>>68291295
10/10
>>68304504
Fuck knows famalam
>>68304504
yeh
>>68304716
>>68304728
Then here you go. I don't actually have 747 bets pending though, its just the way I have my spreadsheet filled out
Anybody get on Argentina -2 EH I posted last night? up mountains
take Air Force women 3-0 right now in the volleyball
This wins
Fuck sake. I woke up. And it wasn't a HELLISH NIGHTMARE
>>68304346
I wish I wasn't.
>>68304608
Yes. TiPS are fucking dreadful. palloliitto.fi has team sheets
>>68304762
Forgot image.
>>68304800
Interestingly enough, bovada has them on a [email protected] and o4.5 @1.87. Already lumped on
>>68304834
does ameribets never sleep?
>>68304898
I'll probably go to sleep at halftime. I have an exam this week that determines whether I get kicked out of grad school that I need to study for, so I'm trying to cram for that
I wont bet on this, because I wont be at home to watch the game, but keep an eye out on Czech Republic - Bulgaria volleyball, the teams are similar and Czechs have the home advantage. They are priced at 2.10 atm and I think they might win
>>68304929
EVERY POINT
V
E
R
Y
P
O
I
N
T
THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
>>68304783
Be some comeback if you win this
>>68304925
you'll be fine. good luck lad.
>>68304925
Take the Pittsburgh pens next game. Bet the house .
>>68305005
No stream but Air Force should be winning this easy, they haven't started with the best line up for this set. I got my greasy fivers on -1.5 set handicap too
Can't wrap my head around this England price
Also, about this >>68304608, TiPS hasn't lost by fewer than 3 goals this year
>>68305077
Think the pens win in 7 tbqh
Put HALF my bankroll on England at 20/1
Gonna be raking it in
>>68305104
Nor the Switzerland price, seems like a trap
>>68305104
Just take it. Half of the russian team is dead. No Zhirkov, Cheryshev, Dzagoev, Denisov and Glushakov and they got some naturalized shitters to replace them. Should be an easy win for England, I would've gone for the handicap if the coach was someone other than Hodgson.
pmsl remember Euan saying a few months ago that mugs would be losing their money soon after 'a good few weeks'.... Pretty sure he's down a cunt at the moment, little fud.
wtfb
>>68305120
I hope not want to close it out early so I can collect my sheckels .
>>68304608
It begins
>>68305337
not on my bookie
My Kinder egg broke it off with me lids, and I don't even know why. Everything was going so well, turns out she was a bit mental.
Don't ever shop around for Kinder eggs, it's not worth the pain.
>>68305455
You don't have a 365?
>>68302766
Kane to score anytime
It's coming home.
>>68305469
I've not actually been betting either because i've been too busy.
I'm sort of happy it's happened now so I can watch it come home.
>>68305484
They closed all Bulgarian accounts two days ago and I still haven't made a new one.
>>68305535
Why'd they close them?
>>68305535
tears buddy
This Volleyball tip is dire hass
>>68305614
Looking at mutuals they should have this, but they've been dire today.
Cba
Who's going down oneils tonight
Gonna be mad, local one holds at least 2000 people
absolutely pissing it down lids ffs
>>68305672
Will be watching the game with /bet/
>>68305561
They got a license to operate in Bulgaria so they closed all the previous illegal accounts.
>>68305672
>oneils
what's that?
SCORE MORE GOALS SLAGS
Can someone get Mackers or Lux to tip Spartak Helsinki please? :)
>>68305484
you missed out on the Storm race to 30. Get a 365 account. Also, I'm 2/2 with my NRL bets tonight. Stay tuned tomorrow.
>>68305734
which game?
>>68304217
Good tip fella, it's been like watching a rape scene
>>68305811
TiPS vs TPS
>>68305826
>only going to be one goal at halftime
I think that's a sign to call it a night
>>68305848
Going easy because of feefees
>>68305469
Not still buying your kinder eggs in Britain are you pal?
>>68305807
Any signs of Roosters scoring at least once? over 0.5 total points now at 8.00. Worth a bet?
It ain't easy being cheesy
>>68305894
Melbourne are the best defense in the comp. So probably not. And Roosters have no motivation because there isn't a chance.
>>68305894
Dw. Market closed as I submitted the message.
>reminder Air Force women should win easy
pmsl gonna lose 3-0, what a pseudo bet.
>>68305891
Might not be anymore pal.
Could be forced to look towards South America.
>>68305469
>>68305516
I could do with some awwww's and tears tbf.
Can someone please call +372 5112492 and ask what the bet is
>>68305469
Awwww tears buddy!
>>68305469
TEARS
>>68306003
>>68306033
:^) thanks lids xx
How does one get over girl?
>>68306060
Go out on the piss with mates.
>>68306060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c
Listen to this on loop
>>68306089
How does one get m8s?
>>68306117
Go to /adv/
>>68306110
No I can't listen to sad dark music when i'm feeling sad and dark.
>>68306199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUVz4nRmxn4
Here you go mate, sound of the summer
>>68306225
>sound of the summer
talking BIG BIG sense here pal
>>68306225
>sound of the summer
This isn't if love was a crime.
>>68306225
>>68306251
Daft Punk's Get Lucky is the sound of the summer
>>68306267
Get out limmy
https://youtu.be/OzxMjBEazas
THIS IS THE SOUND OF SUMMER 16
someone make a /bet/ playlist please. None of this shit >>68306290
>>68306311
Bitter sweaty sock pmsl
>>68306311
FUck off you Scottish prick
>>68305949
Think that could be a good decision mate.
>>68306311
so so bitter
It's coming home lads I can feel it
>>68306335
>>68306345
>>68306369
Should you lot be in France throwing chairs and chanting racial abuse at pensioners?
>>68306290
so so ANGRY he's watching the euros from a hut in Scotland
>>68306386
Shouldn't you be in the barbers sorting out that birds nest on your head, whilst researching tez losing Finnish bets.
>>68305198
looking a bit silly now isn't he PMSL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE
>>68306517
CRY GOD FOR ENGLAND HARRY AND ST GEORGE
Anyone else planning to put a LOT of money on Switzerland?
Jesus Christ Euan you've killed my roll twice now
You OWE me a reimbursement
>>68306653
Overs the bet, albania have fixed it
>>68306653
Convince me friend
>>68306653
I plan to put A LOT on Albania DC
>>68306653
Do you not read the tweets of our Lord and Saviour Nick Goff?
>>68306863
I'm going for Switzerland clean sheet 2bh
>>68306863
Could you quantify ALOT for us?
Riga Women -1.5 surely worth a small from 2-0?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zojssXeghqY
PLEADING for one more TPS slags goal
>>68306863
Think it ends 1-1 Albania did alright in qualifying
>>68304149
>LARGE on Kayrat is the bet
this winning BIG. turns out i'm shrewder than euan
Is Euan losing AGAIN????
>>68306963
Pls slags listen to our prayers
>>68306418
Pmsl
>Tartu SK 10 - Levadia Tallinn will never unsuspend in your lifetime
BT, is Tampere Utd v NoPS an overs game according to your model?
>>68307141
just ask him on skype lid
>>68306912
>india
>clean sheet
hmm.
>Kairat score again
hope you guys were on this big.
>>68307169
Don't think anyone in India has any clean sheets lid
Euan, are you still going to be going paid at 200. Surely not?
Anyone over 16 intending to fill out a Euros wallchart as the tournament progresses ought to be banned from childrens' parties as a minimum.
>>68307203
210 :)
>>68307195
that's the joke f a m.
Post switzerland - albania slips
Grown men standing at the office window hoping to see a few crap planes fly over for the Queen's birthday. Grown men.
Probably THE safest bet there is, Albania O3.5 corners @1.7. I'm on med/large.
>>68307216
>>68307247
Genuinely enjoy Goff posts desu.
Would love to have a beer with.
>>68307247
rugby and racing types looking at planes here. All football boys stood our ground. Equivalent of shunning the Mexican wave.
>>68307221
I need to be reimbursed £7.50
Euan I have an idea for you.
It will honestly revolutionize TT.
Instead of going paid, just have a donation link in your bio. People will pay you when they feel you have earned it.
I know you think people are just gonna leech and I am sure some will but I feel you will earn more through this model than others.
I would donate more than £10 per month as long as you were still giving good bets and making me way more than that for example.
>Euan
Beyond embarrassed now
People over the age of 18 with football shirts that have a name and number on the back. You do not need these people in your lives.
>>68306752
Albania are shit
>>68306863
>>68306895
literally cant see Albania get a result
Reminder they're only here because of the Serbia game
>>68307321
>HE DOESN'T HAVE A JAMIE VARDY 9 ENGLAND SHIRT
It's like you don't want to be a top LAD
>>68307321
Would love to meet Nick Goff in a pub and tell him to have sex.
Goodnight /bet/ :3
>>68307304
just subscribe to him on twitch lid, it's a fiver.
>>68307247
wasn't the queens birthday was a few weeks ago though?
>>68307367
Please PLEASE for the sake of you and me. Have sex.
>>68307336
They are #toughasnails lid. Recently, they even beat Luxembourg and Qatar
>>68307304
Not sure lid. Why donate to someone when you get the same thing for nothing?
And at this rate, I'm going to need to start begging. Nothing will win.
>>68307367
night lad. isn't it 7am ish in the us?
>All this Wales loving
HATE the BBC
And I just lost a good 40% of the roll, gonna unfollow T4tW
>>68307276
Liking this bet A LOT
>>68307141
My model has it as correctly priced but is throwing up some value in a later game
>>68306915
Last 3 digits of this post
Disaster.
pic related
>>68307421
Can't wait for them to finish bottom
>>68307456
N I G H T M A R E
>>68307449
If you're going to be pre-staking the match, that one is probably the best value. u on?
>>68307456
Euan. Take a long hard look at yourself m8.
>>68307421
"We've got players like Hal Robson-Kanu who can make a difference"
tears
>>68307470
ON
>>68307449
Just had my accountant on the phone BEGGING me to stop staking Kolmonen but I've told him I'll win it all back on a BT overs tip later.
Starting to think reffocs is the underrated KING
think playing Betfair Bingo is more profitable
Swiss -1
Swiss Albania o1 1st half
Swiss Albania o.5 1st half
Englamd ML
Wales ML
Wales Slovakia o2
Honestly pretty excited these are all going to come in.
very interesting segment on bbc then
>>68307238
Just a fiver on Switzerland. Placed the bet just so I have something on the game
>>68307570
LEGGO
>>68307740
Really enjoyed it desu. Fascinating about Germany
fuck I just missed a BINGO by 1 number
>>68307765
This sounds so wrong grammatically. I am ashamed for writing it.
I'm an Albania fan after watching that
Albania history so SO messy
Albania to kick off surely to the value of the day
Post your face when Albana takes their 4th corner and unironically scores from it.
Why are all these little cunts on the pitch
http://www.navixsport.com/sport.php?id=2028
>>68304149
ends five nil
holy smokes
>>68307829
That's better english than 99% of people who have English as their first language speak.Even me, I'm quite bad.
Well here goes nothing. Put on Swiss win a couple of bucks. Lets see what goes.
IS SWISSLAND THE BET?
Why are there so many Albanian's in Switzerland?
LITERALLY BANKROLLING CARDS.
wew
Warning: do NOT bet on winners in the Albania game. This game is fixed.
>>68307975
This
>>68307965
Because they all snuck into Italy across thr Adriatic and realised Italy was shite so moved north pmsl.
Half the Swiss team to sing the Albanian national anthem @5
THERE WERE 9 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
Where can I bet on both Xhaka brothers to be booked for fouls on each other?
>going to a major tournament in a macron kit
baka
Albania so so so passionate
Bet365 have a risk free in play bet matching your pre game bet for the england game lads. Cover your options and it's literally free money.
Dread to think how much Goff has on Albania
SO SO excited
>>68308156
Huddled around the 22 inch tele drinking pure methanol. Albanian dream.
>>68308156
WTB
>>68308143
This is brand new information
>>68308184
Drinking fine Italian wine actually.
>>68308033
AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT ONE DOWN
>>68308187
Swiss win marge. Surreal odds.
Ends 0-2
>>68308222
What you drinking lid?
Lads, think I just fucked up.
Landlord was doing a viewing round our house and got to my room, left, and I realized one of my piss jugs was just lying in plain sight on the shelf.
Do I panic?
Also on Switzerland RT7 Corners.
>>68308184
>mfw remember the days 22 inch tvs were good and not a symbol of abject poverty
get on Switzerland after halftime
have a feeling it'll be a dull first half
>>68308289
Some white Tuscany wine.
LOVING the passion
>>68308371
are you even watching?
11111111111 pmsl
>Albania
HAHAHAHAHAHA
PMSL
S W I T Z E R L A N D
Down INSANE
S H A K I N G
>Albanian goalkeeping
Big_al can't stop liking my tips
zzzz Albania keeper fixing already
>>68308463
Tears buddy
Hello Albania, where are the corners?
This match is FIXED.
so PISSED
>>68307723
Wowzers I legitimately think Switzerland are going to win by about 4-5 goals. Albania look incredibly out of their depths
>>68308536
HAHAHAHAHA
LARGE on bookings
>>68308549
Albania are textbook dangerous little men,
Lads how annoying is it when a fly comes through the window when you're having a poo
>Euan on Algeria 0.5
>>68308620
about as annoying as when you keep wiping but the shit never stops
Dread to think how much money is placed on this fix. Not even joking.
>Rain knocking out my signal
>>68308704
Where do you live? 1975?
>cashed out majority of bankroll to buy a house
>can't make SUMS on this game
truly a bad feel
Should I put 5 down on a card in minutes 20-29 lads? 3.25 odds
-0.5 switz?
YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW
Pmsl my Kolmonen tip was Toolon -1 but line never got there, boring and predictable
>>68308758
that's a year, not a place. silly euan. he probably has an indoor aerial, kek.
>>68308758
Suckout
>>68308704
Imagine being so poor that you have to live somewhere that doesn't get good weather.
Yo lads, what's the bet today ?
Put 10% of roll on over 1.5 goals FH
>>68308898
swiss cheese to win
Albania will literally NEVER get a corner zzzzz
>>68308912
so 1 quid yeah
>>68308912
So £1 then?
>>68308898
juveguy to lose his £1 roll @ 1.62
>>68308929
patience padawan
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jun/10/online-bookmaker-bet356-fined-nearly-10-of-australian-revenue
BTFO
1111111111111111111111111111
ALBANIA CORNER, WE'RE ON SCHEDULE.
how was btts 2.62
are albania that shit?
Fuck, should've bet that card between 20-29.
Thanks for nothing
CARD CARD CARD
What's with Albanian corners ? What did I miss ?
>>68307276
Lumping on this value
>betting on a correctly priced game
I don't understand?
>>68309163
People are on O3.5 large (including me)
>>68309192
It's just a bit of fun lad. We're not all as shrewd as you
>>68309192
>bet you're a laugh at parties
>>68309212
oh, well three corners in the next 70 mins looks reasonable
>>68309192
Correct price was 1.57 according to my model there was 15% value
>>68309291
It's free cash
222222
Albania!
First pumping these Albania corners like a volleyball girl has agreed to be my gf
>>68309212
Why didn't i get on this before kick off
222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
>>68309342
What were the odds ?
what was the odds on o 3.5 corners then
>>68309410
1.7
Anyone else take the over in number of drones promoting independence leading to eventual match abandonment?
>>68309410
Evens on Skybet
LOL HOW DO YOU MISS THAT YOU ALBIAN FUCK
>Purha had a weak lineup but rball didnt support
>swerved Tampere Utd overs
>didnt stake Toolon Taisto as a pure rball bet
Not sure why I even thought about looking at Kolmonen
need swiss 2222
>Albanian finishing
FH goal WHEN?
bookies must be BUTT FLUSTERED
SHAKING at this Albanian dominance. Switzerland so so dire
Wow, 1 albanian goal @2.25? Gonna reinvest some of that corner money.
Should I cash in my Switzerland to win bros? It'll pay out 1.39
this is fucked
Just saw Albanian anon in the crowd.
HUP ON CARDS
>>68309660
Thank god I didn't.
RED
Fix SO obvious
CARDS UNREAL
Need some shrewds, lads.
What you got for me?
>Albania down to 10 men
Wew lads
Tears, fixed as fuck.
Cards so so so so EASY
>>68309777
o1.5 fh switzerland game
Swizz next goal 1.7 IS A STEAL
10 man Albania
Get all your money on over 2.5 goals
Was going to bet on Albania red card if they were playing against a fellow balkan side but surprised it came in against Switzerland desu
on my knees PRAYING for another first half goal
>>68309896
Thanks Nick
Bet Albania backers feel proper silly right about now
CORNERS
CAn't believe i wasn't on the corners baka
Corners and cards SURREAL
>>68310057
Who the fuck would bet on albania to win?
3 ALBANIA CORNERS? PMSL22222222222222
How many corners have there been so far
>>68310108
THIS
Utter, utter TEARS if you weren't on
who else o2.5 goals here???!?!?!?!
CARDS UNREAL.
What we doing for second half lids. Overs?
I'm an American so forgive retarded question, but is it free money to just bet 1 minute of stoppage time in the first half? I feel like I've never seen it be anything other than 1 or rarely 2 in the first half, and while I haven't watched a thousand matches like most of you, I've seen over a hundred easily
i have open:
swiss -0.5
swiss rt7
alb 4
uac soon
>>68309919
There goes your quid
>>68310180
put another 10% of roll on this
Under or over 11 corners lads?
>>68309410
1,8 on nordicbet senpai
>>68310237
It's hard to say really.
O9.5 = definitely
O10.5 = 60% likely
O11.5 coin toss.
>>68310237
o v e r
v
e
r
Switzerland -1 corner at 2.00 seems good?
>>68310235
pls stop doing dumb shit and chasing losses
O V E R 1 1 C O R N E R S
is the bet
Best corner value atm is Switz RT6 @1.6 imo.
>>68310334
10% of his bankroll is 90p fella
mfw yfw
>>68310368
actually put another quid
NEED Swiss corners like AIR
6 corners in the first half
Over 11 corners is the bet. Albania will be defending hard and there will be plenty of second half corners
>>68310219
Bet on this only if you are watching the game. For example if someone got injured and there were stretchers and shit on the pitch there might be 2-3 mins, but, yes, usually it is not more than 1
>>68310502
>Albania will be defending hard
No they wont
>>68310133
Not to win but DC. I don't get their reasoning either
2 slags one lad in the norwegian studio
2 slags one lad in the sweidish studio
3 lads one slag in the danish studio
TYBD
>>68310560
yw send internet
Time to get on the corners, o10.5 for me
luxton is on albania
>>68310560
NRK Studio absolutely terrible, rather have the sound off and listen to what my bird thinks of the match desu
>I'm taking over 11 corners
Why the fuck not I guess
Over 2.5 goals or over 11 corners?
>>68310660
Corners has better return, I feel like there may be value there
>>68310654
watch DR1 desu, not having any of this slag propaganda
>>68310696
>Implying there's any value in this game
>>68310731
Mads junker is based tbqh
Just finished work.
WTB?
>>68310748
If I had wanted a comeback, I would've asked your mother to open her mouth
>>68310781
>a come
>>68310775
Switzerland -1 corner handi
>>68310775
England -1.5
What's a corner handicap?
what does WTB mean?
>>68310837
>>68310849
>/eurobet/
>>68310849
Where's the beans
>5 minutes in
>no corners
Over 11 is finished
>No corners yet
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68310773
never understood why he didn't get a chance on the national team, he did so well in Holland
also he's quite fit to the studio, big football intellect
>throw in
kek, so close
>>68310849
where's the (4th) 'bania corner
>>68310849
whom's the best?
As in what team should I back
>headed out right next to the flag
FUCK BOYS
>>68310895
Talked shit about the coach low key, coach found out. rip
>people STILL listen to /bet/
Specialists in failure
>>68310955
lel olsen should have been kicked after WC '10
There will be 0 corners this half fml
>>68311000
Indeed. The relationships in danish football are utter. Atleast we got based norweigan dude now, letting non shit players play
Do they even want the 22222
le increasingly nervous cornerbet
>Switzerland keeps knocking it outright by the flag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>not betting on throw ins
>>68311058
i hope he will do well
down, SO, SO much
So nervous lids
>>68311233
Same
Need goals and corners pls Switzerland
Enjoy my quid, you stupid fucking bookies
HOW DID ALBANIA NOT GET A CORNER OUT OF THAT
Hello switzerland, where ARE the corners?
>>68310849
Wait Till Blow-off. As in wait untill the second half(or first half) starts before placing your bet.
>>68311279
Trip on juve
NO FUCKING CORNERS WHAT THE LIVING FUCK
So many deflections
So little corners
THERE WERE 8 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
Wew, 20 minutes against 10 man. No corner. Fuck off.
Cash out for 12% of my bet on the corners lads?
REBACK CORNERS
>>68311465
They need one corner in 25 minutes you muppet. Relax
>>68311465
No, its gonna happen
>Albania are going to go a whole half without a corner
Genuinely can't win a bet. Even a muggy lotto bet zzzzz
>missing that
>>68311506
>>68311517
11 corners bros, not the Albanian one
Switz 5 corners is at 1.80...wew
>>68311550
clueless
FUCKS SAKE
Isn't 1.60 a bit too much for o1.5 in Wales - Slovakia, with the strongest players in both team being in the attack ?
>>68311631
Yes, ends 2-2
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
5 more to go boys
CORNERS ON
4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
We did it
>>68311357
AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT ONE DOWN
FUCKING GET SOME CORNERS AND GOALS YOU FUCKING TOLBERONE NIGGERS
what do you do with your winnings
i like to spend it on expensive shit i usually wouldnt buy
>>68311764
Albania is our only hope for corners desu
>>68311764
PMSL
>>68311777
saving for a car
>tfw you'll no longer be in the top 10 of the competition
>>68311777
spend it on drugs, hookers and drunk nightouts. mostly on hookers though
>>68311777
Chocolate bars are usually 60-odd pence so I spend my winnings on that
NEED Swiss corners like AIR
Switzerland so so dire.
DO SOMETHING YOU FUCKING NEUTRAL CUNTS SO FUCKING PASSIVE AND SHIT NO WONDER THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IN THE WAR FUCKING CUNTS
can't stop losing
>>68312014
>British education
What war you talking about, Oliver?
>paying for RonBurgundy's lotto corner shite
ffs
anyone else tired of winning
Only on O4.5 albania corners pmsl
WHY IS NO ONE WHIPPING IN CROSSES? DOES NOT ONE WANT TO WIN?
BEGGING EUAN TO BUY MY ACCOUNTS
>>68311777
donations to me
>>68312055
pmsl did they not teach you about it at school?
>>68312093
PLEASE
>>68312071
>>68312135
What war has Switzerland fought in faggot?
>>68312055
2 world wars 1 world cup
>>68312227
>NO WONDER THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IN THE WAR
>0 corners in 40 minutes against 10
you can't make this shit up.
CORNER CORNER CORNER
>>68312227
that's his point franz
>>68312252
doo dah
>>68312252
I'm American, so you're welcome for the 2 WWs brah.
>>68312280
Swamp Germany pls
>>68312315
doo dah
State of Shaqiri. Fucking manlet.
>>68312317
Fight for a few months
>We won it
Zzzzzzzz
>>68312317
>american on /bet/
>americans on 4chan in general
Zzz
>>68312317
I'm also American, living in Germany. Where are you from?
PLEASE EUAN FFS
LOL IMAGINE MISSING THAT
>Albanian shooting
The state
Wow
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ALBANIA
Imagine missing that
Should be 2-2 at least
Utter
>>68312372
Living in Berlin now, from Boston originally but moved here from Dallas, you?
>Not on Albanian corners
>>68312372
why would you move to germany.. for the healthcare or something?
IT'S COMING..
>>68312524
>Wanting to live in America rather than Germany
>>68312337
doo doo doo da dey
3 corners in 2 minutes
Wew, cashed out on Switzerland win, not worth chasing an extra Euro
>>68312524
Not the guy you responded to, but because I'm not a NEET and got a job offer.
>>68292005
Holy shit that's a lot of money man, I wish I had money so I could bet like that
Fucking Switzerland shit team I hope they fucking end 4th
>there won't be over 10.5 corners
why did I buy into /bet/'s bullshit
we need a new thread
>>68312737
>page 5
WTB on the wales game?
>>68312778
Don't bet. Gambling simply NOT profitable.
RonBurgundy and ABSOLUTE FRAUD. ffs I genuinely CANNOT stop losing. Lost 15 of my last 18 bets zzzzz
>>68312778
BALE TO START
>>68312679
>>68312813
This fucking guy, is he the clown of /bet/?
>>68311631
>>68311661
BTS for 2.23?
>>68312737
/r/ing volleyball slag(s) as OP image
>>68312778
Slovakia. Wales are dire.
>>68312746
>implying some irrelevant handegg player won't die or some irrelevant apehoop player OD/shoot someone and 50 threads get made at once
>>68312869
Did i make volleyball the new meme :(
WHAT'S THE BET on wales
Wales-Slovakia over 1.5 goals SHREWD
>>68312867
It's true. Gambling simply not profitable. Bookies win.
>>68307401
Because people donate out of good-will and believing you are giving them value. Trust me lad.
Putting 2 bills on leave under u46.5%
Shrewd or what?
>>68312560
socialism
Half time draw
Second half Wales
Half your wallet NOW
What's the bet, lads. I need money to fuel my alcohol addiction.
Ramadan so tough
>>68313064
Have sex please.
>>68313164
>when you're thirsty on Ramadan but you Kante Drinkwater
if i bet on wales to win then slovakia would win
if i bet on slovakia to win then wales would win
>>68313064
doubt it m8 it'll be close
>>68313186
Bet the draw then brah
https://tipstertube.com/post/64216
>MFW
>>68313120
I'm on this
PMSL
>WALES
Wales - Slovakia 2/X @15
good luck.
Almost $0 balance, please save me
>>68313277
Lmfao
>>68313218
juveguy cannot be allowed to win the contest or even get a prize
>>68313314
same
hopefully big_al will fill mine up once i win his comp
>>68313370
>you
>winning anything
>ever
'no'
Cannot handle seeing this. It greatly upsets me.
THERE WERE 7 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
>>68307195
>>68307169
>>68307232
LMAOing at your lives la
>>68313493
AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT ONE DOWN
>>68313334
You will see.
just gonna sheep all of Euan's tips from now on
>>68313452
/bet/ IS tt
So there's no chance of someone missing tonight for the bet365 offer? Pretty much everyone who isn't playing is always on the bench on international competitions
Why don't you degenerates save your money and invest instead?
>>68314051
Masochism.
