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Please lord end this horrific week edition
>7:30 am kick off subedition
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SHAKING SO MUCH
>>68291185
Surreal tbqh.
JUST CHUCKED THE CAT IN THE DISHWASHER
can't keep still waiting for the 2nd half
Coming down to Glasgow in september to buy Euan a drink
Posting in a legendary /bet/ thread tbqh.
1111111
Just slapped my bird. She's on the phone to the coppers but I don't care. UP SURREAL.
>>68291295
giggling
>>68291295
kekked
Not on this because I was sleeping off a night of shagging.
Shagging and sleeping confirmed -ev.
Still shaking at the thought of my wife's son being the cool kid in his class for once when he shows up on his brand new bike.
We're back.
HOUSE SHAKING SO MUCH LAST SECOND CHILE GOAL. GOD'S ARE ON MY SIDE. CAN NOT STOP PACING.
can't even afford a hitman for euan now, ffs agila
Fucking server.
UP SO SO SO SO MUCH. THANK YOU CHILE.
>>68291703
>He didn't just get on O1.5 FH
Heads gone. Eyes are a maroon colour. Wife's boyfriend is asking what's wrong, can barely decipher what he's saying. Taking the fish for a long long walk.
>>68291830
that lost too you fucking RETARD
>>68291878
Nice meme
Dunno why anyone's down, I've been tipping winners all over the gaffe
Shaking at the thought of what Messi will do against a 10 man panama side
>>68291881
Meant 0.5 you fucking muppet.
>>68291974
Hass is that you in your profile pic?
>>68292005
Isn't he still on the bench?
>>68292099
Ya, but reports say he'll get some playing time in the second half
>>68292005
Thought of you as I raced down my street naked when Chile scored.
>>68292080
Yes mate, even more handsome then you expected?
Ameribets how lotto is J League in your opinion? I'm guessing you have some idea as no one else would be up at that time
Imagine not being on cards.
Imagine.
>>68292080
newfag detected
Sat at my desk. Gun in my left hand. Premium scotch in the other. Wife is frantically knocking on the door. Her physical boyfriend is calling the police. Heads gone. Can hear a siren. Might just be in my head. Going for a VERY long walk.
>>68292263
I've never had good luck with it. Urawa at home is usually a dece bet, but other than that I can't figure it out
also on -1.5 1st AH for SWQ from 2-0 up
>>68292263
Not what I expected tbqh.
>>68292325
>Going for a VERY long walk.
around the room?
>>68292436
Got a hatch door which leads to the shed. Out from there.
>>68292325
>Brit owning a gun
Am I being taken on a ruse cruise?
>>68292402
>he didn't save the leaked photos of Hass from his Twitter
Have to wash my ass with old newspaper's now that i can't afford toilet paper until next wellfare check
>>68292487
Is his TT him?
Won't be eating for 2 weeks. EUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>>68292325
You're beating the wife's boyfriend meme to death mate
>>68292515
No it's an affiliate tipster from twitter, Hass is a greasy student
>>68292629
FFS. HASS you cheeky cunt. I would have been very surprised if that was Hass. Was disappointed tbqh.
Head so gone that i'm fapping to these types of stories
https://www.reddit.com/comments/xdya5/apparently_i_missed_my_wifes_lover_by_only_a_few/
Want OUT of this bet against Peninsula Power
>>68292487
Delete this
>>68292359
I wanted to tip Avispa Fukuoka DC, Ventforet and Avispa seem like there isn't much between them on paper, but Ventforet also have some key players out today. Might prestake a small on, doubt I'll be up for it
>>68292590
Might start beating ya chin if you don't shut it
>>68292711
Wife tells him she's cheated. It's not the first time. 'I'll think about it whether I want to continue this relationship'. NOT impressed.
>>68292792
I was thinking taking the + in both matches that start before midnight locally (Ardija DC and Shonan +1) but my luck in that realm is absolute shit
>>68292905
Is Shonan tipping back?
>>68292692
Sorry laddie :)
>>68292711
Is there anything more morally reprehensible than cheating on your spouse?
Makes my blood boil reading that desu, triggered indeed.
Also I'm glad I'm in on SWQ Thunder now :3
NEED a win. Reckon our brave English boys will smash the communists.
>>68293177
Gook moot is on our side banning the evil Russian nation from 4chan
>>68292966
I worry that Gamba Osaka are coming back to form, so I'll probably just avoid
>>68293263
No no you've done it now, remember when Maple tipped Shonan and they drew or lost or didn't cover handi and everyone shit on him? Well that is you now.
>>68293239
They're banned? Why?
>>68293332
CP or DDoSing, take your pick but gookmoot confirmed he banned a country to fix 4chins when it was down just now and everyone is speculating it is Russia, every other (regularly posting) nation has been seen posting since on one board or another.
>>68293415
Oh fug. Fuck them anyway. Brave Harry and Jamie will show them.
>>68293455
Ah its not permanent anyway, shame.
Will be handy having Russians banned on the offchance we are unable to rek them.
>>>/int/60632392
Kurt wants a MEDIUM on Houston women 0.0
Amazingly the line is still there
>>68293605
Reminder that Kurts yield this month is -13% pmsl.
>>68293605
I am laughing so much right now
>>68293690
FRAUDULANT MAN
>>68293690
Lost two bets in a row, can't remember last time that happened
>>68293759
Please tell me they didn't just score.
My phone's dead and I can't log into this 365 from my laptop
>>68293816
Colorado scored but Houston scored right after so you're looking at a refund right now
>>68293816
They did but houston got a penalty and scored. It's 2-1
Can't even cuss the cunt because he seems so fucking nice
MESSI MESSI MESSI
Hello yes, Argentina second when?
>>68293921
>>68293924
ON my knees for Messi
>>68293892
>>68293882
thank the lord, overstaked on this one even though it seems like a second rate tip compared to his usual
-1 ah argentina, large.
>>68294005
It's a simple pixel punt pmsl
>mainstream bets
>>68294005
Pmsl pretty sure their goalkeeper has Down syndrome and won the opportunity to play in this match on a box of cereal.
>>68294041
not on myself but tbf its a pretty dominant pixel punt for a 0.0 line even though I appreciate that line only exists because it is late in the game
>>68294014
You watching lad? They're basically passing around the back
>>68294041
This. Would have a lot more respect for Kurt if he just said this. Blagger cunt
>>68294124
They were on a 0ah the entire game
SWQ Thunder slags -3 probably doesn't lose. That might not sound like a ringing endorsement but I'm not one to oversell my tips.
222222222
Didn't eastern suburb play literally today? Or was that a different team?
>>68294014
>>68294172
J-just kidding
>panama defense
kek
>>68294196
Oh really? Well regardless of if it wins that is a world line for that rball, can't fault people going big.
>>68294310
women's team lid
>>68294312
>Panama attack
We're gonna make it lads ;_;
Distanced from bets to cool my head and now I doubled my bank
3 more argentina corners and a goal and im v comfy
AGUEROOOOOOOOOO PLEAZZZ
>>68294717
GOAT
O
A
T
3333333333333333333
Messi a god
AGUEROFFSIDES
Surely one more corner
4444444444444
>Wasn't on Messi hat trick
Want. Death.
>You were alive to watch Messi play
1 CORNER PLEASE
I didn't do -3 AH when Messi came in.
>only backed the -2
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Good day. Chile and Argentina thank you. France thank you.
>>68295807
Thanks y'all.
>>68295807
>win this >>68292005
>still down $33.15 today
Birkenhead -.25 @ 1.825 is worth a shout
>>68296333
Already grabbed 2 back before halftime
I have found Adelaide Blue Eagles to be a reliable team to bet on in the past ad they are looking decent again now.
>>68294222
It did not lose and it did not win. I hope you all had an enjoyable refund.
Wtb on Belmont lads?
>>68293315
I-I think I'll back G-Osaka instead.
>bovada
ok
>>68299391
Delete this
Gamba Osaka DNB @2.2 does not lose.
>>68300101
Does not win either :)
>>68300127
>he's not on 2-1 CS
;)
>>68300127
Shonan keeper has fumbled a couple of shots so far. T-they'll get a tap in any minute
>>68293315
>point out Shonan is playing as they never lose
>been doing this for months
>they finally lose
>triggers a meltdown
Ahhh the good ol days
>>68300652
The more things change, the more they stay the same
Difference between first half goals and first half goals line (0.5, 1)
>>68293332
where banned?
>>68301069
Go NOW
>>68301069
Give Russian Youth tips pls
>>68301069
HOLY SHIT
>try to stop yourself from running into a guy
>get booked
>cause a bloody nose with a high boot
>not even a warning
Can honestly say I understand why the Koreans hate the Japs
Ceres La Salle in the phillipines league up 5-0, after 3 goals in the 39', 40' and 41'
lines at 13.5
smash unders
>this fucking captcha
>>68301426
tbf it was a superb strike. Can't even be upset with it
>>68301537
So so shrewd
>>68301548
lol this fucking game
>>68301537
>>68301548
pmsl nevermind, have another ;)
Put a cheeky bet on Papua New Guinea.
>>68301565
Didn't lose ;)
>>68301701
Cheers lid, I was on -0.5 myself
>tip shonan then tip gamba
>ends in a draw
>the city of >ameribets
>>68301738
I had a 2/3 chance of being right ;_;
Eels are going to beat the Titans in NRL. They were a top 4 side easily before salary cap dramas came into it. But Titans are a hopeless team. So Eels playing poorly is still better than the Titans. Go medium on them to win 1-12.
>>68301878
So help me god if another rugby tip I get from /bet/ loses, I'll fuckin wreck ya m8
>>68301920
post slip lad
>>68301935
Only took them to win
>>68301949
how can 2.250 odds result in $200 turning into $250
>>68301979
It returns $450, thus you win $250. It's just bovada's way of doing it
Just woke up, Agila not covering -1 eh wasnt a nightmare ffs down SURREAL. If this is all a computer simulation need to be unplugged tbqh.
>>68301878
Every goddamn time...
>>68301949
>>68302505
pretty sure he was trolling you because the Eels have a couple of key injuries and nothing to play for where as the titans have actually been playing decent for a shit side lol
Bets for today's euro 2016? I'm doing u2.5 for the Wales game
>>68302766
England -1 beyond surreal
>>68302766
Draw ht - England FT, easy money lid.
>>68302766
Switzerland Sw @1.8
>>68302842
>taking bets from >Ameribets when he pus on stuff like >>68301878
>>68302866
bets winning m8 :^)
>>68302866
>not supporting your local Aussie punter
didn't realise rugby league games were 35 minutes long :^)
>>68302942
but I am you local Aussie punter
wheres my (you) you autistic cunt, i worked hard on that post.
>>68303003
really liking this self awareness
cash out lids, Eels don't win
>>68303003
>not supporting yourself
got a hell of a hangover lads, what's the comfy bets?
>>68303352
Nothing pal, simply not profitable anymore.
Need a fresh euan bet to start off the day right!
>>68303670
Would like a Euan tip in 7 hours.
>Its been 200 (!) days.
>Lichtsteiner yellow @ 4.0
Value's gone. Leicester ruined it.
>>68304023
You're welcome >Ameribets
any horseys today?
>>68304050
I never doubted you <3
Rockhampton cyclones -48.5 @1.83
fuck yes Argentina win
at TEN POUNDS now :D
Shakhtyor Karagandy v Kayrat
LARGE on Kayrat is the bet
>>68304134
Miss the days when I would stick a fiver on something
>>68304177
Want to swap rolls?
>>68304192
forgot my trip
>>68304177
since you never doubted me, go medium on Melbourne Storm race to 30.
Bleeding coin right now cbfa
>>68304217
Bovada doesn't carry it ;_;
>>68304192
How big is your roll? And I'll send you a tender if you can guess what my roll is within $20
>>68304248
$3674.26
>>68304217
Storm -7.5 @1.72 got any value in it as well?
>>68304264
That was actually pretty close. You were within $50.
>>68304289
yes. its the best team in the comp against the 2nd worst.
Euan, you around? Got a question about the Naisten Liiga that I'm hoping you can help with
>>68304308
Fuck I'm not even juveguy as I've lain with a woman
$3726.78
>>68304308
3704
>>68304355
Wrong direction.
>>68304332
Managed to get -6.5 @2.00 nice one fella
>>68304355
>implying
fuck off
>>68304373
$3634.45
>>68304373
3600
>>68304411
>>68304455
Wait, are we including bets that are still out as part of my bankroll?
>Ameribets roll is ~3600
>1 unit for Ameribets is 200
Not adding up here. A bad streak could rek you.
TPS Women -3.5,4 @1.75 in 30 bings in the Naisten Liiga out of Finland. TiPS is bottom of the table with a -40 GD after 9 games (0 for, 40 against) and lost in a cup match to TPS 2 days ago 8-1. Can't find teamsheets for the match, so I'm not sure if they'll put out the same squad, but I figure it's worth a few quid
>>68304571
>A bad streak could rek you.
And it has on more than one occasion, but not recently. I sort of follow my own strategy of bankroll management that works for me, so I'm not worried.
>>68302766
>Being so desperate you bet on tips
Pmsl, you have hit rock bottom my friend
>>68291295
10/10
>>68304504
Fuck knows famalam
>>68304504
yeh
>>68304716
>>68304728
Then here you go. I don't actually have 747 bets pending though, its just the way I have my spreadsheet filled out
Anybody get on Argentina -2 EH I posted last night? up mountains
take Air Force women 3-0 right now in the volleyball
This wins
Fuck sake. I woke up. And it wasn't a HELLISH NIGHTMARE
>>68304346
I wish I wasn't.
>>68304608
Yes. TiPS are fucking dreadful. palloliitto.fi has team sheets
>>68304762
Forgot image.
>>68304800
Interestingly enough, bovada has them on a [email protected] and o4.5 @1.87. Already lumped on
>>68304834
does ameribets never sleep?
>>68304898
I'll probably go to sleep at halftime. I have an exam this week that determines whether I get kicked out of grad school that I need to study for, so I'm trying to cram for that
I wont bet on this, because I wont be at home to watch the game, but keep an eye out on Czech Republic - Bulgaria volleyball, the teams are similar and Czechs have the home advantage. They are priced at 2.10 atm and I think they might win
>>68304929
EVERY POINT
V
E
R
Y
P
O
I
N
T
THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
>>68304783
Be some comeback if you win this
>>68304925
you'll be fine. good luck lad.
>>68304925
Take the Pittsburgh pens next game. Bet the house .
>>68305005
No stream but Air Force should be winning this easy, they haven't started with the best line up for this set. I got my greasy fivers on -1.5 set handicap too
Can't wrap my head around this England price
Also, about this >>68304608, TiPS hasn't lost by fewer than 3 goals this year
>>68305077
Think the pens win in 7 tbqh
Put HALF my bankroll on England at 20/1
Gonna be raking it in
>>68305104
Nor the Switzerland price, seems like a trap
>>68305104
Just take it. Half of the russian team is dead. No Zhirkov, Cheryshev, Dzagoev, Denisov and Glushakov and they got some naturalized shitters to replace them. Should be an easy win for England, I would've gone for the handicap if the coach was someone other than Hodgson.
pmsl remember Euan saying a few months ago that mugs would be losing their money soon after 'a good few weeks'.... Pretty sure he's down a cunt at the moment, little fud.
wtfb
>>68305120
I hope not want to close it out early so I can collect my sheckels .
>>68304608
It begins
>>68305337
not on my bookie
My Kinder egg broke it off with me lids, and I don't even know why. Everything was going so well, turns out she was a bit mental.
Don't ever shop around for Kinder eggs, it's not worth the pain.
>>68305455
You don't have a 365?
>>68302766
Kane to score anytime
It's coming home.
>>68305469
I've not actually been betting either because i've been too busy.
I'm sort of happy it's happened now so I can watch it come home.
>>68305484
They closed all Bulgarian accounts two days ago and I still haven't made a new one.
>>68305535
Why'd they close them?
>>68305535
tears buddy
This Volleyball tip is dire hass
>>68305614
Looking at mutuals they should have this, but they've been dire today.
Cba
Who's going down oneils tonight
Gonna be mad, local one holds at least 2000 people
absolutely pissing it down lids ffs
>>68305672
Will be watching the game with /bet/
>>68305561
They got a license to operate in Bulgaria so they closed all the previous illegal accounts.
>>68305672
>oneils
what's that?
SCORE MORE GOALS SLAGS
Can someone get Mackers or Lux to tip Spartak Helsinki please? :)
>>68305484
you missed out on the Storm race to 30. Get a 365 account. Also, I'm 2/2 with my NRL bets tonight. Stay tuned tomorrow.
>>68305734
which game?
>>68304217
Good tip fella, it's been like watching a rape scene
>>68305811
TiPS vs TPS
>>68305826
>only going to be one goal at halftime
I think that's a sign to call it a night
>>68305848
Going easy because of feefees
>>68305469
Not still buying your kinder eggs in Britain are you pal?
>>68305807
Any signs of Roosters scoring at least once? over 0.5 total points now at 8.00. Worth a bet?
It ain't easy being cheesy
>>68305894
Melbourne are the best defense in the comp. So probably not. And Roosters have no motivation because there isn't a chance.
>>68305894
Dw. Market closed as I submitted the message.
>reminder Air Force women should win easy
pmsl gonna lose 3-0, what a pseudo bet.
>>68305891
Might not be anymore pal.
Could be forced to look towards South America.
>>68305469
>>68305516
I could do with some awwww's and tears tbf.
Can someone please call +372 5112492 and ask what the bet is
>>68305469
Awwww tears buddy!
>>68305469
TEARS
