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Bulgarian anon JUDGE of women in spandex edition
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Gambling is no longer profitable anymore ;) subsubsubedition
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First for PLEASE lend me some money
first for not on 3-0 ffs
>>68247767
what's the bet lid
>>68247809
Why is it that no one has posted it? First time betting on volleyball, I didn't even consider that this would be an option.
>>68247827
Posted it on TT
>>68247841
Did NOT get a notification
>>68247818
Trump to win the general election @3.3. Beats Shillary in head to head polls, plus there is the small potential that the investigation of her actually leads somewhere. Either way, the price is way too far out there.
>>68247767
>no longer profitable anymore
redundant subsubsubsubedition
>>68247801
Would but don't know your PayPal.
GAMBLING NO LONGER PROFITABL OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
Japan are collapsing
Can't be arsed
I'm
>THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE... OUR FREEDOM!!!
Braveheart on Film4 lids
When I die, I'm gonna ask for Hass to be my sole coffin bearer. First so he can break his back and die. Second so he can let me down one last time.
>>68247937
racking my brain trying to remember what movie this is from lid
We DO NOT cash out, we stand and FIGHT!
>>68247974
pmsl
>>68247985
the girl next door
So proud of my boy hass
>>68247973
Little brother tried watching it. Would NOT allow it. Scottish independence is a propaganda scheme.
Also reminder that no point playing fantasy league as I've won it.
>>68247917
newfag detected
>>68248005
*Bulgarian anon
Got a muggy acca with Vikingur slags being the remaining leg. Cash out? They've been dire all game, just can't see them score in the last 10 mins.
>>68248040
CASH OUT
>>68247985
>>68248013
Only 6 of those players are likely to start this weekend lid
>>68248013
NEED the link and pass.
>>68248079
Europredictor.uefa.com fantasy '16
Log in, create your team, then join the league
Code: 83680248
>>68248034
Was offering you but okay lid.
bet365 already opened set 4 lines
do they know something we don't? makes you think......
>>68248106
Oh, my bad. eloquentia @ hotmail.co.uk ;)
Hope everyone backed Serbia set 3 winner when they were at 6.0
>>68247937
Whoever wins probably has to win 2/3 of Ohio, Florida, and Pennsylvania. I honestly don't think she'll carry Pennsylvania, which means she'll need Florida and Ohio, which will be difficult. I'm not saying she can't or won't win, I'm saying the price for Trump is far too high
another reason to lay england (after they've been backed in on sat arvo)
Juve. You got it? Just sent.
wtb???
>>68248156
I would be surprised if the team cant afford ear plugs.
>that ref missing the call on match point
WEW
>>68248186
ear plugs never stay in
>>68248174
Yes. Wow. Thanks mate.
2/3 on Icelandic shite today, gonna save the spanking for my model later ;)
>>68248037
PISS OFF EUAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
up absolute mountains
>>68248217
Expecting repayment if you make it big. Don't waste it this time you prick.
japanese slags
UAC
>for the Brazil game
I love you. Gonna conservatively bet 2.5% of my stake
Must admit, the volleyball was a pleasant change and certainly profitable. Plus, there's hotter slags to look at compared to slags football. /bet/ needs more volleyball.
A minute in and I'm already tired of listening to this tedious man
>>68248040
>they score
>>68248262
was enjoying the little dancing one of the serb slags was doing during the team talks
>>68248262
Good job we now have a resident volleyball tipster :)
>>68248048
They scored ; ; Wasn't worth the risk though, already had a very decent profit.
>>68248292
(Bulagrian anon, not Hass)
Mexico jamaica, wtb lads
NEED Hiroshimoot to pm me Bulgarian anon's IP address so I can wring the cunt's neck for stealing my thunder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH7tTR2Nv5E
>During the coin toss for Colombia v Paraguay the coin landed on its side
Wonder if Oscar called that, could've been up multiple cunts
>>68248350
Coins always land on a side m8
>>68248370
Your coinflips always land on the wrong side
Hey, which bookie has the most lines to obscure Icelandic/Norwegian markets etc aside from Bet365. I've used Betfair & Betvictor but they don't have many markets for those games
South africa A [email protected] deserves a small for tomorrow teatime.
these new tripfags literally make me REEEE
>>68248327
-1 la
>>68248434
Unibet
>>68248443
Was looking at that. Thank you for the confirm norwayfriend
>>68248443
Nonces OUT
>>68248455
OK cheers.
>>68248434
You have have a TT account and have used it to tip things but it never occurred to you to use that to check what bookies are carrying?
This pretending to be clueless meme is really wearing thin. Either that or you are clinically retarded.
Hope you're being serious
>>68248443
>>68248480
-1 medium? on -2 small atm
>>68248480
was posted by some anon earlier too
>>68248507
yes, med is the consensus
>>68248501
Obscure games aren't verified on TT m8
>>68248507
Medium yeah, Jamaica are dog shit. Might get up early for inplays on that, with a bit of luck we're in for a >7-1 rerun from yesterday
Gonna put some cheeky denarii on Chicharito to score anytime @2.1. Can not be bothered to put any serious money on this game
![13418851_294566447550237_8737617640916302464_n[1].jpg_oh=cbb3952cc87dc7912cd28efb0a79121e&oe=57C6184E.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0nUBrDJ.jpg "13418851_294566447550237_8737617640916302464_n[1].jpg_oh=cbb3952cc87dc7912cd28efb0a79121e&oe=57C6184E.jpg")
Rate my double @ 2.05. Chucked £4 on it
>>68248616
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLLLLLL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>68248616
About as funny as animal cruelty
>>68248623
wins desu
>>68248623
Just wins
>>68248625
>>68248632
I'm cracking up desu
>>68248654
>Pakis in charge of humour
>>68248661
>£5 max stake
>>68248678
>Not wanting about £90+ in free bets
cmon bruv
Uruguay HC 0:1 @ 2,9
Uruguay can do this?
>>68248661
Where is this?
>>68248661
>max fiver
>free bets
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz euro/bet/ is truly here
>>68248661
tez offer
>>68248230
>>68248623
>Don't waste it this time you prick.
>Rate my double
Are you actually Greek anon reincarnated?
In all seriousness though, I'd chuck a few quid on the draw in the Uruguay game to be safe
>>68248434
Nordicbet for njorsk futboll.
>>68248700
At a weird site called win cash live.
>>68248740
best ever /bet/ post imo
>no cards market for the Uruguay match
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
What's the lotto bet of the night?
>>68248661
Betfair are bringing out the same offer for 50/1 tomorrow morning.
>mfw this time next year gambling will be seen as sexist and the entire thing will get btfo by muh feels
>>68248772
San Jose ML @2.55
>>68248792
Well I just thought I'd post the offer here as i thought it was quite decent. Morons on here slating offers which are giving you free money, jesus.
>>68248824
>free money
WRONG
>>68248772
Cards are on Sing, IBC and Pinny with an o5.5 line. The lotto bet of the night is Jamaica -0.75 cards though, they're a MASSIVE bunch of hotheads tbqh.
>>68248824
Both decent to people who dont bet (the target market). Juveguy should be all over these.
>>68248824
Have sex bud.
>>68248632
If you've seen the video of some guy whipping his cat and didn't laugh idk for you
Will someone please lend me a tenner
>>68249110
>Americans in charge of humour
>>68249109
Fuck off
PRAY for a Mexico win. PRAY for a Uruguay win. PRAY for O5.5 sharks game.
>>68249144
>o5.5
why. Should've taken o5 to be safe
>>68249138
>PETA
>>68249165
My bad it's 5.0
Can i TT the Juveguy treble?
>>68249165
O5 inc OT or nah?
>>68249309
I don't know, can you?
>>68249365
It should, ya
Smashing hard Uruguay to score over 1.5 goals.
Reminder that a 14 fold accy on every home team in the "International" section on 365 does not lose
H-happy a little over one year anniversary of true patriotism guys
Can a USL judge please tell me whether - or overs is THE bet for this NYRB II game
>>68249568
>>68249610
Hello. Yes.
Pixel punting a small on Cruzeiro U20s DC
>that Cruziero u20 rball
Fh handi looks good.
>>68249710
Beat me to it. Oh well, it's looking good for the both of us
these new rball graphics are top dollar
>>68249776
This, red bulls have a good line up today.
Watching the stream too on YouTube, they're all over them.
Shaun Wright Phillips is starting too pmsl
>>68249832
Yeah but don't get too excited, will only be available/useful on fairly mainstream matches anyway in which case you will be better off watching a stream anyway.
>>68249858
Might as well past this in my analysis. And cleared off the line
>Vasco getting DAs now
I mean I'm sure the rball was wildly inaccurate anyway but it still scares me
>>68249894
ofc but it's still much more useful than just DA and shots
>>68249858
Link to steam?
>>68250017
http://youtu.be/hqcNRzhc-wY
need 222222
Medium on Uruguay -0.75
>>68250039
commentators sound like his mouth is full of foam
surreal.
Thanks /bet/ mafia
Disallowed goal?
sweating
>>68250155
Was offside yes
Need 2222 soon
What if we all followed 1 (ONE) team in a semi-obscure league very intensely for over the course of a season? And only tip bets involving that team. Surely in the long term we could find an edge somewhere over the bookies?
A friend who doesn't bet has said that to me a couple of times now, wondering why i switch so much in my bets between different sports and leagues. Keep in mind this is a person who has his life together on all fronts and i value his opinion greatly.
That looked on side to me pmsl
Goddamn, what a start in the Uruguay game..
>>68250223
Because that one team only plays once a week?
>>68250223
If you want 1 bet per week, sure why not
>Shaun Wright Phillips has 36 caps for England
Christ alive
>>68250223
cant buy hookers with yield and theres a LOT of pies in scotland if you get what i mean
>>68250223
really now
bookies would have to be deaf blind AND stupid to not notice one literally who team getting such a disproportionate amount of bets
>>68250257
What happend?
>>68250296
Wow, how completely forgettable, if you had asked me I would've guessed 10, 15 tops, might even have gone as low as 5
>>68250223
Mate I have a season ticket with my local team and I even find it impossible to predict their results. If betting was that simple we'd all be millionaires
doing a goal dance here
>>68250260
>>68250261
if the info is good and consistent +- 40 bets a year can be profitable if stakes and bankroll are big enough, still will have to stake much higher than 2,5% of roll though which im not a fan of
Is Uruguay THE mainstream special of the tournament?
>>68250296
Literally how
red bulls gk got a sick arm
>>68250355
Our team now looks WORLD compares to what it was.
It's coming home boys
>>68250427
Pakistan isn't playing the euros lid
On my KNEES for 22222
Wish SWP wasnt playing. Keeps doing shit passes and stopped a 4 v 2 counter attack because he got tired
>>68250427
>our
/bet/ mafia'ed AGAIN. Saying good bye to todays profits. SUCH FRAUDS
>>68250366
maybe because it's a team you support? Emotional investment might hurt your ability to stay objective
>>68250521
Forgot halves were 42 minutes
SEVENTH Euan bet in a row I've been on that has lost. zzzz
>>68250565
Whats you tt lid?
>>68250565
This, Euan such a FRAUD
>this DELUSION in the live chat
Win it back on o1.5 in the Charlotte - SWV game
Why does Euan have a 30% ROI yet i am DAC on his tips?
Praying for an over 4.5 line before the first booking
State of Cavani honestly. Octagon headed cunt.
>>68250611
>0 shots on target in the entire half
u having a laugh mate?
>>68250602
pmsl not telling ya. I know you're obviously a decent tipper. But on my spreadsheet I've won 6 of my last 20 from you.... Such a curse tbqh zzzzzz
>>68250484
turkey's not quite in europe yet.
:^)
ahahahahah fuck off was he even offside?
>Euan going paid when he can't win a bet
pmsl love to see how that goes.
>>68250709
Just watched it back. Not even off. Fucking hate Americans. So incompetent at everything
>>68250658
Means first shot on target will be a goal :^)
Twitter actually reported gk had to make a save so it might be wrong
And that wasn't offside fuck off
>>68250410 Rosales has come off for Gonzalez, can only be good for Uruguay
>>68250678
Stop backing my tips please :) x You just managed to get a legit goal called offside
>>68250769
Agreed. They're the worst
NEED to stay in the EU. European arrest warrant will help me locate my head.
>>68250769
they can't all be dumpsterdivers like tiger
>>68250999
That man is truly a cause for concern. He pops up every now and then and just brings the quality of the thread down to a level that not even I can match
>>68251045
Think you're thinking of samacerothstein
in what world does uruguay -0.5 lose?
>Cavani
>>68251164
Absolutely embarrassing
>>68251123
is it sam-ace-rothstein or samace-rothstein
FUCKING HATE CAVANI SO MUCH
Uruguay are absolutely fucking TERRIBLE pmsl
>>68251125
pmsl unreal scenes
down so so much
Can NOT be fucking serious. SEETHING.
DOWN
PMSL
DOWN GDP OF PAKISTAN.
venezuela YES
Just not profitable anymore.
Can already see Venezuela play super defensively from now on
Dubs and Cavani gets a career ending injury.
>u r gay will have no points in this cup
ayy lmao
I seriously hope that they still score over 1.5 goals...
That step over and dribble. SHAKING.
>not backing the draw
Imagine.
7 bets today. Every single one lost. Chase on Uruguay. Pmsl might actually kill myself lads
>juveguy is going to lose all the money that guy sent him on the first leg of his double
top kek
Rebacked uruguay LARGE
>>68251615
Are you ready for TEARS?
Still watching the stream, Veron has had decent chances this half. Gonna back -0.25 NYRB when it hits 1.7+
SHORKS
One.
>>68251615
They have been absolutely fucking terrible tho. Beyond bad.
double shorks
Two.
Ameribets you cheeky bugger
Pixel punting Panama U20s
Easiest way to kill myself if Uruguay lose? Thinking of hiring someone.
>>68251969
just believe in Euan
he has some big bets coming up
>>68252040
Don't even have 100 to sign up to TT.
>>68251915
Another one. Another one.
>>68251969
>Easiest way to kill myself if Uruguay lose?
Go to Euro 2016
>>68252064
Use the offer code lid
>>68252081
Aye la
Still hoping for shorks to pull through
What the fuck is going on in shorks-pens
>4
>>68251915
Another one. Another one. Another one.
>>68252129
What's that m8? How much would it be?
NEED another goal in this PDL game
>>68252173
Will literally give you a handy jay on request, no homo
>>68252173
SHAKING
Would be nice if those Cruziero kids scored an equalizer
What's everyone eating. 4 fish fingers for me.
>>68251961
1111111
nice counter
>>68252458
Chicken thighs, noodles and spinach.
>>68252458
Digestive biscuits alongside a cuppa
>u r gay
>>68252458
The gum I'm picking off my teeth with a side of vinegar
>>68252249
Asghdjsorjf 222222222222
v v v concerned
>>68252520
Chicken thighs excellent lad. Spinach excellent. Noodles had enough of em.
>>68252640
Proper English
>>68252697
Surprised being in Glasgow you're not having ethanol
>>68252640
Please be careful m8
pmsl 5 goals in the first period. Talk about comfy
>>68252852
>its really BT
holy shit
>>68252953
All you had to do was check the archive
>>68252826
We just consider that that norm here. Dont need to mention it usually.
You have 10 seconds to name a bigger pseudo than Hass.
>>68253032
Your girls orgasms
Getting to the point that I may even accept a draw in the Uruguay game.
>>68253032
Stopped watching five minutes after I tipped too, I'm literally typing this from my dreams zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I'm not used to asian handicaps but am i missing something here? Isn't -1.5 and -1 essentially the same thing?
>>68253143
Its in the OP
>>68253174
what's in the op?
ERA PENAL
>>68253143
post thicc arabs please friend
>>68253217
Should've looked at the image properly before typing but yes its the same thing and it being a different price is something you just have to accept even if it doesn't make much sense
Ratking is going to be subbed in, go LARGE on Uruguay next goal
>>68253248
thanks mate. so i shall always compare the odds of -1.5 and -1 before making the bet.
SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ
>>68253379
>>68253405
you're aware he can't play?
