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>euros start today
goooooooooooooooooood morning
fuck you faggots
has sascha been confirmed a pooicide yet?
Why are Germans such cucks
>literally let in millions of sand niggers
>literally call your team "The Team" and got rid of the "German" part to be more inclusive for bandwagoning shit skins
>literally post refugees welcome banners in your stadiums
>literally let Buyern walk all over the league with no reprecussions
>literally believe muh 6 gorillion and arrested a granny who thought that it wasnt true
should've probably used a different op pic
>>68261762
>Be American
>Go to School
>Get Shot
It's probably time to leave /sp/ for good. Euros followed by Olympics.
It will be more bintpol than ever.
WEW
http://www.derwesten.de/staedte/bochum/gegen-sascha-lewandowski-wurde-wegen-kindesmissbrauchs-ermittelt-id11904488.html
>>68261906
Shit just got real
>>68261869
>be a german
>praise allah
>Eine ausgemachte Schweinerei finde ich den Artikel. Selbst wenn es so gewesen sein sollte, ist es kein Grund so über einen toten zu schreiben.
>>68261869
>be german
>be autistic
>>68261941
Wutbürger triggered
>>68261906
Wew indeed
luv u virat...
>>68261869
>Be Kraut
>Keep Calm and Pray towards Mecca
Inshallah
are germans unable to identify with Die Deutsche FuBballationalmannschaft because it's literally Bayern with more German Guys: The Team?
8 current or former bayern players started at the 2014 WC final, 10 are on the current squad
>>68261901
Sad but true.
I always leave /sp/ during big events.
Hit me up when you're around, friend.
>>68262001
>Be American
>Be black
>>68262235
heeey thats racist!
Is /bundes/ enjoying the Copa America?
>>68261941
>that's not even the only comment like that
>>68261762
Don't forget
>Roll out the red carpet for Big, Strong Ausgods to manage /backup/cric// a.k.a /bundes
>>68261941
most people are just retarded.
but reading comments from online articles is really the worst, all retards on one spot.
>>68262288
Heil, I mean yes
>>68261906
lel an die ganzen Leute die ihn gestern noch als tollen Menschen gefeiert haben.
>>68261906
Damn that's some fucked up stuff.
>>68261906
Vio Lett
>>68262085
Buyern tries to get all the German NT players no matter how shit they are. Its like their schlick, besides buying the others teams best players.
>>68261906
>German men
Damn, that shit's wack.
>>68262533
there was a paper on the bathroom door something like "dangerous, carbon monoxide inside", and tape around the door.
i think this is the most gentle way to go suicide.
>>68262558
How do you know?
>>68262591
magic
Waiting for a shirt-holding or contract-signing picture of Vestergaard in Gladbach.
€14m.
Hopefully he isn't on holiday.
is there a more boring country than germany
be honest
>>68262558
that is definitely the most polite and unassuming thing I've ever heard
>pardon me, I'm just going to go kill myself in this room
>>68262880
the north west is pretty boring but bavaria is awesome
>>68262880
>constantly posting piss poor int bait in a foreign thread
Tell me about boredom, lad.
>>68261906
>the city of all those 'nothing learned since Enke' idiots
>>68262926
I'll agree to that, I worked in Essen for a few weeks and felt like offing myself nearly every day, but Regensburg was a bit more based.
In my opinion Muenchen is your best city but only for the 2 months of summer (I mean real summer June to July, not your German summer) but damn Germany is almost Finland tier boredom. At least drunk Danish girls are fun, German women don't even like drunk guys. Fuck.
Vestergaard having his medical at the atm.
The deal will be made piblic around 1400
>>68263086
that's a very young centre back group
Lewandowski a pedo desu
How do you like your Cp mate
>>68263400
>>68263410
? ? ?
>>68263322
Yes
>>68263400
>>68263410
Should have killed himself earlier. Widerlicher Kinderficker.
>>68263535
>2016
>not ficking kinder
the boy was probably asking for it desu
Who /missingtonightsgame/ here?
>>68263083
maybe you're just a loser
probably
maybe he was driving him home
>>68263601
not me
maybe your girlfriend isnt even your girlfriend, but manuel neuer
>>68263601
I have my parents' house for myself. Going to grill a chicken and make some veggie stuff on the side and then watch the game on television. I will have some wine too.
>>68263679
wow get some friends you nerd LMAOING at your life
>>68263679
I will have to lift heavy things with my dad until way past midnight.
Wanna trade?
>reus will never be a world champion
I like this feel
>>68263698
explain
>>68263719
he's talking about his mum lmao xD
>>68263719
He is installing new heaters and we need to get them up 120 steps to his house.
>>68263691
Says the permavirgin neckbeard
>>68263601
I am missing all games until 22nd of june
>>68263740
sounds like something you can do in 30 minutes
>>68263761
You really can not. Its 12 of those things and they all weigh over 90 kilos.
why not just hire a plumber?
LOL
>>68263808
Because its Switzerland and you are down a few grands hiring just about anyone for anything.
>>68263848
just get someone from germany then
>>68263535
maybe he just molested them
>>68263866
Maybe i will fly in someone from Indonesia, too.
>>68263601
>>68263673
>>68263677
>>68263679
>>68263698
>>68263708
>>68263719
>>68263740
>>68263742
>>68263760
>>68263761
>>68263792
>>68263848
Hello there foreign friends! It looks like you made a mistake and accidentally posted your Facebook status updates on 4chan! Fear not, the friendly people of /bundes/ are there to help you: to get to your Facebook profile, just type http://www.facebook.com into your address bar!
>>68263896
or any other country switzerland is close to. or is your dad one of those diy types?
this die man shaft thing triggers me and i only see it once every two years. i dunno how you guys put up with it.
>>68263906
You'd be a DIY type as well if you saw the bills he already had to pay for some workers doing other stuff.
And you cant seriously believe some german plumber or whatever is gonna drive into the middle of the alps to lift some things up stairs. What kind of stupid idea is that?
>>68263962
I believe that you should fuck off
>>68263931
i think every second food item having some kind of football special edition during international tournaments is much more annoying. i remember seeing "world champion" pumpernickel two years ago
>>68263962
most swiss people don't live in the middle of the alps though. so i assumed you were one of them
>>68263998
I never understood why people are annoyed by that stuff. I recently even read a long article of someone being very intensely triggered by it.
Just be glad some events are still so big and well liked that this shit makes sense for companies to do. Its just a side effect and doesnt hurt anyone.
>>68264051
>120 steps up to his house
That was a hint, but fair enough.
where do you live? i could help you carry the heaters up the stairs, maybe we could watch the game together later and drink a beer
>>68264305
I thought you knew where i live.
Its me, Neinhold.
>>68264333
ill be at the trainstation in Malans at 6 pm. come pick me up
>>68264372
I was there just yesterday.
6pm. Will be wearing my Dallas Mavericks shirt.
>>68242654
rip germany
>>68261975
they have a lot of child molesters in their ranks
will lahm get exposed next?
>>68265147
Lahm was the one he fondled
Why did Lahm retire from the national team? he isn't that old.
>>68262862
I'm not interested
>>68263679
Fantastic. Great
>>68261906
I still like him
>>68265770
Yeah just saw it on twitter.
Rich people are so degenerate.
>>68263679
CAN I COME?
I'll bring some Beck's :^)
Official: Vestergaard to Gladbach
>>68265811
Of course :)
>>68261527
POOOO IN LOOOOOO
>>68265838
Didn't fool me, that's gibberish apart from the heading.
>>68265961
wow classic german bantz
anyway /spuh/ already feels like shit ugh
>>68263712
>>68263712
Don't remind me. I'm still upset about him getting injured before the WC. I literally was sitting there in my brand new Reus away Jersey when I heard the news
>de gay
>>68261869
>Be American
>Have white skine
>>68261901
im doing the same
just take a look at this thread, i just got here and is this awful already
>>68266528
>>68261901
No one wants you here anyway. You are easily the worst posters here.
>>68266798
this post is funny
>>68266798
best post of the day
>>68265961
kaiser a cute t be ph
>>68262880
maybe finland
>>68265961
he is based
>>68265147
Nope. He has a contract with BILD. They cover his twink ass and sham marriage and he gives them inside info. He'll be Bayern President in a couple of years, so don't expect the press to make a move after he's dead.
Time for Rocketbeans EM-Studio.
>>68265961
Why does he look so good for his age? What's his secret?
>>68267376
>ywn be this mad
>>68261906
Er kann doch nix dafür, dass die Shoten so geil sind.
10 bucks on he really killed himself because of gay shota
20 bucks on he planked those bois in lelersnoozen too
>>68265961
based Kaiser
>>68261906
>degenerate pedophile faggot literally gassed himself
POTTERY
>>68261906
o naturally it's Dortmund, that has an area known for child prostitution
>customer obsessed with dortmund
People are so angry and hateful
its the nature of us humans
>>68269685
so agger is retiring
>>68269753
:/
>>68269761
Yeah. Bit of a shame. Maybe the Turkish climate could have helped his ailing body. It's not the worst position to lose someone for the national team, but could still use him, not least for his mentality.
>>68269815
its a shame, he was a great player.
Decent career as well
>>68269613
>Dortmund customer obsessed with buyern customers.
>>68267817
das uezs
>the glad'mong autist is here
>commit crime
>kill yourself so police is forced to stop their investigations
>>68270385
the perfect plan desu
>>68270385
The perfect crime. What a guy
>>68270400
>>68270466
wow repeating numbers confirm
>>68270385
they can still investigate against the little gypsi for being a whore
ICH ERZÄHL DIR WIE WIR LEBEN
EINER ZIEHT EINER BETET
LEIDER GEHT ES MANCHMAL SCHIEF
(schief schief schief)
I still remember when Roy Hodgson coached FCK
>>68271237
I don't. I will watch ZDF in 20 minutes time because the preshow with Oliver Kahn starts
In retrospect I have to say the late kick-off times during the WC in Brazil weren't too bad either.
>>68271324
Put the memories in the bag, onii-chan
>>68271269
I timed the chicken a bit too close to kick-off for comfort.
>>68271353
Maybe wait for half time. Also what are you doing with chicken? I considered cooking with chicken two days ago and haven't followed through yet
kick-off is in two hours. what the fuck are you doing to that chicken?
>>68271459
Probably steaming or slow-cooking. Maybe making a soup out of it. What do you do with chicken?
>>68271459
fuck it
>>68271459
if it's a grillhähnchen of some kind it will take more than an hour i think
Denmark's life in one picture.
>>68271500
i doubt she's gonna prepare and eat a whole chicken
Hello /bernd/
is (literally) Whodes going to start for Germany?
What about Hector?
Is Hummels injured?
>>68261950
>be Brazilian
>bunch of autistic German men scored 7 goals against your “““““““““““professional””””””””” national football ““““““““““““““““team””””””””””””””””””
>>68271418
Don't laugh, but I'm doing that beer thing on the grill. Wanted to see what the fuss was about. My parents have a dedicated tool to use instead of an actual beer can.
I'll be having tomato and mozarella salad and spring onions absolutely swimming in home made garlic and parsley butter on the side.
>>68271624
Splendid
>>68271459
Oh wait I forgot it was on at 2100 Uhr. Thought it was an hour earlier.
>>68262558
Of course he had to commit the most german suicide ever and warn others via signage.
>>68271531
I'm using a whole chicken. I will eat the thighs and wings tonight and then the breast meat can be used for sandwiches or salad tomorrow when my parents come home.
>>68271685
i'd love to chew on your breast meat ;)
IT BEGINS
HOLY FUCK THAT BOMB GOING OFF
IT'S HAPPENING
Ugh, the official intro is so bad.
>that 3D
>>68271875
the ZDF intro is good
DANCE DANCE DANCE
>Olli Welke
oh my fucking god
go away
Safe to say I'm hooked on this tv series that I just started watching. Still only at the beginning of episode two!
>>68271771
Hmm
>>68271917
At least its not KMH
Who will win tonight: France, Romania or the Muslims?
why is samuel L jackson in the studio? i dont get it
>Griezman getting hyped
did they learn nothing from the CL final?
>>68271864
Yeah as if.
ZDF already hating on Ronaldo again top lol
glad they will show all games on free tv channel here
>>68271985
>top lol
Top Redditor.
>>68271956
Just your average Frenchman
After this opening game most of the games will be shown on RTL
I'm so glad I'm not poor and can afford RTL HD lol
sucks to be you
>>68272013
I have always been very open about using Reddit, amigo.
Bit late to the party.
>>68271936
name of the series?
hello
>>68272013
you do know most of us are from reddit right?
we got the idea for /bundes/ on our subreddit
outsider
You now remember that time Sebastian Kehl showed his schlong
>>68272051
Fuck off
>>68272042
what
why would you hire someone who doesnt even speak german? .........
>>68272072
>>68272086
poorfags FUMING lol
>>68272068
don't respond
>>68272088
DIVERSITY
>>68272111
trips confirm
https://twitter.com/MarioGoetze/status/741273564138082304
:)
>>68272051
Not sure I will say. It's very famous, you have heard of it.
Man, i was in Paris just one week ago.
This security drama is so fucking overblown. Paris is just like any other city.
>>68272099
I have a sky abo. I can't even imagine not watching football or my favourite tv shows (Berlins Tag & Nacht, Köln50667) in hd.
i won't watch the game btw
Is Hummels good? I've never really rated him as pic related was my first impression of him and my permanent impression of him
one of the worst CB performances I've ever seen live
>>68272153
okay
>>68272155
>tfw peggy cucks Theo and blames Theo
JUST
[SINCERE] Good (funny) original idea for a tweet
>>68272235
dumb phone poster.
heres how the ball in the eiffel tower looks up close
>>68272176
that team was a huge dissapointment
>phone
Uhh, it's an Apple tablet, thank you very much.
>>68272235
thank you for all the details in your post
>>68271237
I still remember when he almost coached us to the WC
>ein buntes
this is the fanzone before it was quite finished
not even 1 game into the tournament and ZDF already shilling hard lel
>>68272395
Eine Kuh die in einem Pferdestall geboren ist, ist auch keine Kuh! Clever frog.
Honestly I hate ZDF so much.
fucking jochen breyer i swear to god
this guy is me if i was actually successful
>>68272437
Yes, and a black guy born in France is still a black guy. A french black guy.
/bintpol/ away.
>>68272395
the stream is constantly dying on me already
baka desu senpai
>>68272547
>you literally paid for that shit
i'm a bit mad tbch
why does everyone think an attack would happen in Paris AGAIN?
there are countless targets around Europe
>>68272566
i haven't paid anything. zdf stream is for free.
>>68272439
he is literally a nobody although he appears on tv
i don't think he is successfull
>>68272582
Fear sells.
>>68272586
so you dont pay GEZ? how?
>>68272587
>being a football reporter on national tv traveling around the world talking to Pep and friends in the 7 languages you speak
sounds pretty good to me
>that ad
kek
>>68272620
no income no payments. it's easy as that.
>black dad
>white mum
hehe
DAUERWERBESENDUNG
>>68272498
No, reddit please leave.
that ad was breddy gud
>be ZDF
>be gebührenfinanziert
>start pre show
>only show ads
thx merkel
the european championship 2016 literally starts in ONE hour
GET HYPE
>>68272879
Made me kind of sad.
what will be the result? need to know for tippspiel
>>68261527
That guy looks Indian.
how is hazard doing at bmg lads?
>>68272882
You can't complain about ads if you support the notion of ARD/ZDF broadcasting football tournaments in the first place.
Because those are expensive as fuck and there's really no reason to have them be bought by state channels.
>>68272966
2:0
>tfw your team isn't playing today
>>68272975
Northern Indian, though
Hm.. guess I will cook now and make tea
>Höwedes
>only 26
>get hair transplant
Poor guy.
>>68272983
>virat kohli
>indian
i don't think so, m8
ugh
>>68273056
was meant for >>68272975
>>68272153
Breaking bad?
Last 2 digits are the gb amount of CP Lewandowski has stored on his hdd
>>68273106
pretty tame
>>68272982
same with the amount of Schlager shows and shitty soaps
ive got a german m8 who i wanna banter, what bants to germans hate the most? like will make him the most mad?
>>68273056
Is he a German tennis star or something? He doesn't look like a footballer. My phone is acting weird ..can't google. Sorry if i'm bugging you.
>>68272975
Don't act as if you don't know who that is.
>>68273205
Pretend to be a Danish autist and constantly tell him about the most boring and unimportant details of your life.
>>68273205
>like will make him the most mad
English people
>>68273205
mention the war
time to mastrubate
>>68272176
He won a World Cup you mong
pic related was mostly due to >Adrion
>>68273167
Yes, but I think sports are the worst offender because not only are they the most expensive, but private broadcasters like RTL Pro7/Sat1 would most likely provide the coverage for free anyways - there's no need for state TV to step it.
With shitty folk music shows you could argue they need to send those since nobody else will.
>>68273461
Am i reading the comment section of Die Welt?
>>68273607
There's no reason for state TV to buy sports rights.
>>68273461
RTL's Euro qualification broadcast was abysmal.. remember how they celebrated serving Löw the Espressos? UGH
>>68273702
what should, in your opinion, be broadcasted on state TV?
>>68273790
News, educational and cultural programs.
