HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Proxy off, Nigel
>>68242686
yes very much
Proxy off, Steve
>>68242654
>We didn't win anything in literally more than 100 years and have to rate friendly to be just a bit less embarassing
>>68242702
Based Croatia
>biggest defeat
>Hungary 7 - 1 England
Proxy off, John
I thought the biggest German defeat was World War 2
>>68242748
Kek
>>68242748
BTFO
>>68242654
daily reminder football was considered a degenerate subhuman british sport by the elites of the German empire
daily reminder it was called "the english disease"
daily reminder it was banned in many German regions up until the beginning of the 20th century
daily reminder the sport became popular anyway
daily reminder 100 years later we are now way more successful at football than its british inventors
>>68242748
ayy
>>68242775
How times change.
>>68242775
>this damage control
kek
KEK
9-0 K E K
>>68242775
Who came from two goals down to win that friendly the other day? In your own back yard? A game that the supposed """Weltmeister""" should have steamrolled? Oh yeah it was us
>>68242775
sure :)))))
>>68242813
>Look at me I'm English and I rate friendlies
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68242803
what damage am I supposed to control?
we are better at a sport you invented that was literally illegal in many German regions around 100 years ago
>>68242825
sure funny, much laugh :)))
>>68242832
ofcourse you are :)))
>>68242832
kek
KEK FUCKING KEK 9-0 AHAHAHA FUCKING GERMANY ON SUICIDE WATCH
that german coach that killed himself today probably saw this thread and couldnt take the shame
>>68242832
Don't mind him, it must be hard to get knocked out as early as England in every tournament... Those guys even think friendlies count and I didn't even know we played against them
>>68242813
>"Grandpa what was the biggest sporting victory you ever witnessed?"
>"That one time we beat Germany in a friendly, little Tommy-Mohammad."
Have you managed to reincarnate Hitler yet?
>>68242862
>british """"""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>68242883
much laugh :))) actually if you asked your grandpa, he would probably mention 9:0 :))))
>>68242883
kek
>Remember when England beat us?
>Me neither
Achtung!
>>68242654
Hey, wasn't Croatia a part of Austria back then?
lel krauts literally on pooicide watch ITT
>worshipping a german queen
only in "Great" Britain
ah no wonder they begged a load of polish and turks to fuck their women and play for them in football, its because the white germans lose 9-0
>>68242883
kek
queque
>>68242883
>making fun of immigrants in England
>the Caliphate of Germany
I CAN BREATH HOLY SHIT
Friendly reminder that England would have walked the first 3 World Cups and killed any interest in International competitions.
>>68243046
At least we got the secular Turks while you got the Sharia loving Pakis.
>germany cucked again
just another day in england
>>68243058
Then you should have. Uruguay have spent the past 60 years wanking over achievements in the dinosaur era
this is literally worse than 7-1
you guys are lucky /sp/ wasnt around back then
>>68243076
wish they'd learn how to play football desu. your turks actually make your team better
>>68243133
They play cricket pham
>>68243168
i know, that's no help when the euros or wc roll around though is it
>>68242825
>>68242883
>>68242897
I remember when we beat Germany :)
Why can't Germans handle our hilarious banter? What's wrong with that country?
Maybe we should cool off a bit or they might get butthurt and start invading countries again (until we twat them as usual).
>>68242883
>"Grandklaus what was the biggest sporting victory you ever witnessed?"
>"I don't know fritz a brit killed me in 1943"
>discussion about sports
>brits bring up the world wars
everytime
>>68243232
Some can be good at banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9p0LEmFvuw
>>68242883
Anon, turn off you proxy, cuz everbody knows that Krauts can't make good jokes
>>68243281
DELETE THIS
![dontmentionthewarserveimage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SaV46aQ.jpg "dontmentionthewarserveimage[1].jpg")
>>68243272
its the banter theres no comeback to for the germans. it would be a waste of the war if we didnt bring it up to banter them.
if the germans ITT had just took the 9-0 like a man instead of talking back it wouldnt have come to this
Proxy off, Madison
>>68243232
>delusional Britcucks believe they can banter
lel, how cute
We would have to take you seriously first, in order to take your banter seriously
But we don't take you seriously.
We just can't.
>>68243314
>it would be a waste of the war if we didnt bring it up to banter them
this tbqh. we didn't do all that nazi killing just to save a few jews lad, it was for the bantz
Shut the fuck up you stupid Brits. You're ruining my breakfast of eggs and toast with black beans and grilled cherry tomatoes with your nonstop "banter" a.k.a shitposting. Just fucking stop posting.
>>68243369
shut it fatty
>>68243369
shut it chubby
>>68243369
can it porky
>>68242813
>losing to a country that isn't even in the euros
pmsl
>>68243369
Zip it flabby
>>68243369
shut it porky
>>68243369
>mentioning your breakfast in detail
t. Blogpost
>>68243369
> not piling on against the filthy jerries
deport yourself
>>68243388
Second goal was refball tbf
>>68243369
button it chunky
Germany didn' have professional football until 1963, women's football was even illegal until the 90's.
>>68243378
>>68243383
>>68243386
>>68243400
>>68243401
>poster count has barely gone up
Enjoying those (you)s you fucking shitposting faggot? I fucking hate England. I fucking wish we never helped you limeys win WW2. Hitler was right
>>68242654
croatia hating on germany ?!
what kind of twisted parallel universe is this
>>68243369
>>68243422
why is everyone calling him fat?
his breakfast seems pretty healthy to me
>>68243454
look at the flag porky
>>68243422
>actually monitoring the post count of threads
>thinking that people would come into a new thread they havnt already posted in to call you fat
kek you fat autistic fatty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68243513
>the USA has the same amount of WC medals as England
>mfw
>>68242889
>>68242883
Don't listen to this anglos la
>>68242748
LMAO
>>68242775
>Fussluemmelei
Sounds like fetish porn
>>68243422
calm down lardo
>>68243281
based
>>68243281
I haven't seen this before, laughed out loud to be honest
>>68242813
>beat germany only because gómez's first goal was incorrectly ruled offside meaning the score should have been 3-0
wow such an achievement, why even hold euro 2016 we clearly know who the winner will be
>>68243772
How many Euro's have you won m8?
>>68243772
They need these wins to stay sane. I'm actually surprised it always works out for them in the irrelevant matches.
Maybe this entire sport is fixed after all.
>>68243805
As many as you, la
>>68243871
I'm Dutch pal
>>68243895
Yes, I know you're muslim la
>>68243257
>>68243257
>>68243257
>>68243257
>>68243257
>>68243257
>>68243895
nigel isn't a dutchy name, nige.
>>68242748
Poor kraut just got raped harder than the average german wonan on new years desu
>>68243513
ayy
>>68243513
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68242748
>implying we lost
>>68244244
7 million deaths and half the country being handed over to the Ruskies to assrape both literally and with gommunism seems like losing m8
>>68244355
even in this conditions we still had toilet paper unlike your country
>>68244446
BTFO
>>68244446
True ;_;
>/sp/
>>68243369
Cállate gordito
>>68243369
Pipe down lard-arse
>>68243369
Hush your noise tubby
ah this is good old sp lads thank you for the laughs
>>68244766
>/int/ posting is old /sp/
>>68244782
it was though
>>68243076
>secular Turks
>any better than Pakis
They all need to go.
>>68243422
you're fat
>>68242743
>7-1
>>68244870
>Being legit racist
>>68245006
It's racist to invade my country. So they need to go.
>tournament hasn't even started
>english butthurt already off the charts
>>68245034
Honestly if I were a refugee Sweden is where i'd go tbqh. Hot blondes and fast internet.
>>68245097
>refugee from Africa
>move to New Africa
?????
>>68242748
>>68244446
>>68243257
lol´t
>>68245038
>>68245538
upboated
>>68245538
You're using this wrong, Bernd
>>68242743
That Hungary team also beat West Germany 8-3.
It was insanely good, anon.
>>68242883
>one time
I believe the song goes "Two World Wars and One World Cup. Doo Da."
Also, I'm Scottish, so don't mind them.
>>68243513
>Brit
FUCK OFF. ENGLAND =! BRITAIN YOU STUPID FUCK.
>>68242775
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>>68244233
oh god, it's actually real....
>>68246575
>>68244233
You think that's bad? There is an even worse event than that involving Americans. Want story time?
>>68246161
they lost against us in the final, though
>>68246947
It was rigged because muh communism
tehehehe
>This is literally how I see England
>We wuz best footballers m8
>>68246947
Because Puskás was injured.
>>68242748
>mfw kraut niggers thought they could take the second game of the world war series
>>68247004
Yes, England is shit. But we have a small nation, which has so much shit it has to get involved with. Rugby, Cricket, Football, Tennis, Rowing and that's just specific things. If the UK as a whole was allowed to compete, it would have resulted in more wins.
Also, Germany only has one, 1996, because the previous ones included everybody from USSR, as the USSR moved the best players around and gave them nationality to qualify for that country.
>>68247072
There is a lizard in this picture that some people miss. I point it out every time I see it.
>>68247078
So much denial
>>68247072
>tfw allies think it's a best of 3 series
>tfw it's actually a best of 5
>we're bascially winning game 3 right now because of economy
>>68245626
it was kc tier and it was on sp
>>68247132
You lost game 1 and 2. Game 3 will be lost on June 23rd.
>>68247126
What, England aren't shit? Well that's nice of you to say, anon.
>>68247078
Not even reaching a final ONCE
>denmark
>greece
>Czech republic
>netherlands
B-but we have a small nation
s-so much shit it has to get involved with
beyond pathetic
>>68247099
m8 i was about to give (You) a 0/10 bait
checked and there was a lizard
>mfw
>>68247099
>mfw it's true
holy fuck i never noticed it before
>>68247180
No, we have a small nation split between several sports. When was the last time the German Rugby team won a final? Or a German was in a final of a tennis cup? Or golf? Or cricket?
Furthermore, thanks to the shitty rules, any good England players can move to another nation across the border because their grandmother was 1/5th Irish or Welsh or Scottish. You really think the England's team in 96 wouldn't have been better with the likes of Giggs on left wing?
>>68242654
>aryans in charge of winning
>>68247197
>>68247224
You've stared down the meme hole, and the memes have stared back. Praise Kek.
>>68247099
WTF i've seen this shit for years and never noticed it
what in the fuck
>>68247169
No, that's not what I was implying.
>You say you're shit because you are a small nation that you aren't
>You dig up stories from more than 100 years ago
>You say German wins do not count because East Germany was not a part of Germany yet
That doesn't even make sense
>>68247226
>rates Rugby
>rates Tennis
>rates Golf
>rates Cricket
madman kek
>>68242686
Fuck of cunt. Nigel is a fuckin' legend
>>68243281
i feel like this isn't quoted enough
Klinsi made the queen herself hand him the trophy and then he mocked the entire nation of england with their own fucking chant
how did the english ever recover from this? this is worse than WW2.
>>68247099
oshiiit.jpeg
>>68247226
This thread is about football m8, Germany is also involved in other sports, but it's our number one. Just like it is in your country.
>better with the likes of Giggs on left wing?
Probably, but there is no point in arguing about what would have been possible with certain players. There a lots of examples in our case too (Ballack missing a World Cup final f.ex.). It's the past and you failed to achieve anything on several occasions with world class individual players.
>>68243281
kek
>>68242702
If the US loses to anyone, I'd rather have it be Norway then anywhere else
>>68242748
WW1 was more embarrassing tho
>>68242654
did germany even have a football league at that time?
>>68243281
ELITE banter tbqh
>>68247517
No, as previously stated football was illegal in Germany up until the 1990s. Read the thread.
>>68247517
Not until 1963
>>68243369
shut yer cakehole, chubster
>>68243369
>black beans and grilled cherry tomatoes
what did you have for your mid-morning snack? anal with your boyfriend?
>>68247546
How can they explain "1860" Munchen then? They lost to England youths 49 (FORTY NINE) years after one of their top clubs was founded.
>>68247804
>How can they explain "1860" Munchen then?
jews
>>68247804
IT wasn't widely known as a football club. It was run as a gonzo scat club on the surface to avoid suspicion.
>>68242748
I wonder how much longer it will take for England to recover from that humiliation in 1996.
muh unrelated event half a century ago
muh irrelevant qualification game for a tournament where your team did better
lol
>>68247099
You just changed my life
>>68247259
>>68247292
>>68248795
I live to serve. I've done it so many times.
>>68244446
Good comeback, Mustafa
>>68242813
>time 19:45
Nice
>>68244244
> Jewish
> Aryan
Which race has is own country?
Protip:there is only one correct answer
>>68243220
""""""""""""we"""""""""""""""
Obligatory American involvement in this thread
all these Brits calling Americans fat instead of brushing their teeth
>inb4 more fat jokes
6'1" 190 faggots
>>68247078
>Yes, England is shit.
stopped reading after this
>>68242654
>the score was the year
Huh.
>>68243308
> Rival wins 4 cups
> Saddled with only 1 that was won by refball
WEW LAD
>>68244233
oh my fuck
>>68242775
>that Kippah he's wearing
>>68242748
More like when mama Merkel get in power because they still losing and final result will be extinction of their race
>>68243220
>we
The Krauts really think they're better at sport than us?
- You have 1 (one) legit World Cup as a unified country. And as been said, if England competed in the first few Cups, we'd have like 4 or 5.
Adv. England
- Olympics
Easy one. Adv. England
- Boxing
Adv. England
- Tennis
Adv. Germany (regrettably).
- Motorsport
Adv. England
>muh Vettel, .
>muh Shooomacher
The world championship count is 16-11 all time in favor of the UK. And we destroy the Krauts on the constructor side. German "engineering."
German "engineering" couldn't handle the big leagues of F1, so they had to run away to GT, where their cars are predictably driven by Brits :^)
- Golf
Adv. England
- Rugby
Adv. England
- Cricket
Adv. England
- Basketball
Adv. England
When you think about, Germany really is a poor sporting nation.
>>68247382
WW1 was a valiant effort
>We
actually managed to win on one front and killed a lot of allied forces in the process
>>68264585
lmao@this post
Protip: everything exept the Tennis ist falschherum du Strolch
2 ww 1 wc
Krauts have no sense of humour. Every Kraut I've ever known has always had to have jokes explained to him. Dry humour is basically impossible for their brains to understand. They're a real buzzkill. If you have one in your office I pity you.
I really, really like this thread
>>68247277
Cheers
>>68242748
>destroying europa for the 4th time
>defeat
reminder that Oxford is the greatest city in England
