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2-2
Pens on the PP
Memes welcome
the amount of refpuck against shorks is unbelivable. I think this semen slurping sport isn't for me
>SHORKS
too heavy
this is fucking intense
HAHA
TIME FOR SHORKING!!!
>akuly
>>68252601
DELETE THIS
The posts have already made more saves than both goalies.
>>68252572
Dude Burns obviously high sticked that dude in the face. Quit making Sharks fans look like whiners
>>68252572
>blatant high stick
>refpuck
I want them to win but that was clearly a penalty
check bill's doubles
PHIL MISSING TWO GOALS BY INCHES.
THE LEAF CURSE IS UPON THIS TEAM
PHIL MISSING TWO GOALS BY INCHES.
THE LEAF CURSE IS UPON THIS TEAM
PHIL MISSING TWO GOALS BY INCHES.
THE LEAF CURSE IS UPON THIS TEAM
>>68252601
>slovak bro full damage control
I really wanted to see the shorks win the Cup but they did what we all expected and choke hard. Now we have to deal with a year of Pongs """fans""""
Kessel hitting 2 (two) posts in 1 (one) shot
Memes weclome you said?
Suicide when?
>IT WAS 2-0
Series finally goes full meme and I get b& for replying to a dubs get post
THAT STOP
>>68252572
>One delay of game call
>One high stick
Both those were pretty obvious calls m8
the Canucks would beat either of these gay ass trash gay shitty gay teams in a 7 game series
>bill fanning twice
told you he was shit
t. maple leafs fan
Memes.
at least one game in this garbage series has some action
>>68252650
CMON JUMBO YOU CAN DO THIS
>>68252633
Pittsburgh have the best fans in all of sports you cuck.
>>68252633
It's 2-2 in the 1st, are you fucking kidding me? Sharks are still in this!
This is a good game
I'm kind of new to hockey. Why does it seem like the Sharks goalie is afraid of the puck? Doesn't the padding protect him?
ALL THESE CHANCES
> the most dangerous lead meme
>>68252671
yet they didn't get fucked
>>68252633
n-no, it's not over yet, b-big jumbo joe will score 4 goals and whip out his cock, just you wait!
>Cole tells Murray "Don't worry bud, we'll get some"
>Literally does
>>68252671
So would the leafs, amirite?
Why are all Pittsburgh teams so good?
>>68252650
he looks like a fucking child molestor
>>68252633
You jelly my pen is mightier than shorks
>>68252682
>obvious b8
>what more could you expect from a pongs fan
>>68252671
KEK. heres a pity (you)
>>68252649
Careful with the memes we might have meme overdose looking at how meme dense this meme game is getting
>>68252682
They'll explain that during the halftime show
>>68252572
>7-1
Hue hue hue
WHO HERE THE MOST DANGEROUS BILL?
Penguins are firing at will with all their lines now. If they keep this up, they're bound to break out here.
Both goalies looking
S H A K Y
H
A
K
Y
>>68252671
>Cantpucks
>winning anything
>old geezer cant even wave a towel
lmao
This play by play announcer sounds like a pencil neck nerd wtf lol
>>68252708
uhh... no?
u retarted bro?
laffs = gay shit team
canucks = good
fucking refs and bettman wanting to "expand" the game in the US so no canucks in ploffs
>>68252685
>tfw maybe last time cheering for good ol' ontarian boys this season
>marleau, thornton, ward, martin, zubrus
>all over 35 years old
tfw I don't have to see gay area fake fans in ploffs threads for a long time
did I fucking miss all the goals? God dammit
>great game like this
>jim hughson instead of bob "playoff hockey, get hype" cole
who has more saves, jones or the posts?
>>68252732
I hope Murray brought a lawn chair along
>>68252601
Just saw the Vice sports episode about Serbia
Said your economy is in the toilet
>>68252740
>not liking Mike Emrick
>OBAMA
>MADONNA
>>68252740
Holy fucking casual
>>68252650
hopefully as soon as possible
>>68252777
serbia stronk
>>68252746
Cancucks about to get blown out by yet ANOTHER desert team in the next few years. I hope they trade the 5thOA for literally nothing.
>>68252756
stop stealing my cherrys you discount kraut
>>68252762
WINDOW
STATUS:
CLOSED
>>68252740
Fuck you Mike Emrick is a god
>>68252717
maybe someone can post the fitting dishwasher to meme it up insanely (Pongs and shorks Washer)
>>68252777
That's Slovenia's flag dipshit
it's actually hilarious how badly the sharks are getting outplayed.
they look like the fucking laffs
>>68252572
why are people replying to a brazilian SUB HUMAN???
>>68252777
>watching Vice
these are the people that post in /hoc/
>>68252788
He's going to need a lot more alcohol than usual to get through those two.
When Billy gets the Conn Smythe
this is gonna turn into a borefast in the 2nd isn't it
I hope shorks win today, atleast make it a 4-2. The last team to lose 4-1 was >rags
>>68252762
>Sharks choke in the Final
>Lose what few actual fans they have
>Tickets for Kings/Sharks game at SAP for $10
Sounds good to me
>>68252740
more like pencil DICKED nerd
KEK!
>>68252685
>le stroke face cherry
Everytime you see Don the left side of his face melts a lil more
>>68252846
Yeah..
The amount of no calls on the pongs is frankly atrocious
>>68252807
>posts images on a peruvian knitting forum
>gets mad when others save them
>>68252777
>American Education
LMAO
THE MELKMAN
>amateur goaltending
FUCK YOU SHITTSBURGH
SCAR
5 GOALS NOT EVEN 15MINUTES PLAYED
REVERSE SHORKING INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MEME IS BACK ON BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
KARL
>KARL
KARL
>KARL
KARL
>KARL
KARL
>KARL
god jim hughson is an atrocious commentator. no hype at all
jesus fuck pissburg can you fucking get a go ahead goal you retarda
>>68252864
BUT UNTIL THEN
>PITT23URGH
>PITT23URGH
>PITT23URGH
>PITT23URGH
Stream where? Also upvote this.
THE MELK MAN!
>IT WAS 2-2
>IT WAS 2-2
>IT WAS 2-2
>IT WAS 2-2
>IT WAS 2-2
Pongs are done. Shorks in 7.
WE GOALS TODAY
>people actually thought murray would win conn smythe
laoelel
FUUUUUGGG
KARLSON!!! WELL FUCKING DONE!!!
DAT COUTURE PASS THO
I want to get off this ride.
M E M E G A M E
E
M
E
G
A
M
E
>Murray
>Conn Smythe
let me have a fuckin laugh m8s
SKARRRRLSSON
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>A 2-2 TIE
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>A 2-2 TIE
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>A 2-2 TIE
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>A 2-2 TIE
Is there a goalie in nhl history with a weaker glove than murray?
It's our year desu
>>68252834
GEEET FUCKING BLOWN OUT OF HERE
3 goallerellos in 5 shots
pull for mark andray flurry?
>>68252912
get fucked the 30-29 pens win is alive
>another glove side goal
give murray two blockers ffs
Meeeeeeeeeemess
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
What the fuck did DeBoer inject into their butts before the game?
SHITTSBURGH IS DONE LOLOLOL
calling him cam ward may be insulting to ward
Refpuck
reverse shorking
>it took 4 games for shorks to lead in a game
Sharks look more instinctual today
They arent holding the damn puck for an hour they're just letting it fly
Thank god..
>>68252944
dubs confirm it
OFFICIAL GOAL COUNT VOTE:
Sharks:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10443984
Pens:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10443991
>vote on both
last 2 digits amount of goals in game
>new tarzan movie
>they didn't make tarzan a nigger
Is the Great Blackwashing over? Can we go back to spending money on entertainment?
>>68252988
Fuck off with the rapist dubs
>>68252975
I agree, they're finally playing to their abilities again.
memes aside, do you honestly think kippers is a guy or a girl?
Who /Murray for Conn Smythe/ here?
>>68253011
wew
>>68252988
>ends w. eight gol
failure
>>68252960
10 M memes in ddH2O
>>68253011
Nice dubs, senpai
>>68252874
Don't be mad that ya economy is based on goat meat
Sharks have a shot in 7 only if Pavelski stops being shit
>>68253025
the disney version cant be topped anyway
>>68253011
lmao
Murray's finally being exposed. Was hoping this would wait till next season.
>>68253036
bin this fin
Murray's nerves getting to him. Might have to go with Fleury here.
Anyone /in the closet/ here?
>>68252988
this /pol/ is fucking retarded
where's 1-2 for the sharks?
where's 1 for the pens?
there's 9+ for either team???
JUST KEEP SHOOTING AT THE GLOVE
HOW HARD IS THAT
I wanna see a fight
>>68253054
That's pretty concentrated
>>68253090
Vaclav Havel is a faggot
>>68253082
Kippers how many real life friends do you have?
>young goaltending
>>68253091
Visit your parents.
>>68252967
Is there any black people in Serbia or did you liquidate them all in the civil war?
>>68253113
>having friends
Just kill your self man
>>68253062
Rumors are he's playing injured but still you're not wrong
>>68253125
Heh
>>68253090
SEEMS PRETTY DIFFICULT
THEY KEEP MISSING THE GLOVE AND HITTING THE NET INSTEAD
>>68253105
Considering the meme game we are seeing it's a good guess
>>68253137
Everyone is playing injured, but the sharks are playing dead.
GLOVE SAVE MURRAY
>>68253079
Phil Kessel most likely to be homo NHLer
>Hockey is for t-tough guys!
>Player named 'Lovejoy'
Explain yourselves
>>68253113
>real life
this is /hoc/ you faggot
Fuck hockey. I'd rather watch 2 irrelevent countries playing soccer in a mickey mouse cup group game
>>68253158
Everyone knows he loves stuffing himself with wieners
kippers is an eskimo that lives north of the Arctic Circle
Murray should have blocked all 3 of those goals. Let's get Fleury out there.
damn, the game is getting boring again...
last 15 mins was pretty zzz
>>68253179
Then leave retard
>>68253113
>real life
>>68253082
why does kippers have to shit up threads I'm in
>>68253160
he's pretty dank desu
>>68253179
I'm sure pissburgh has plenty of other sports teams you can bandwagon
>>68253179
Thread is going to fast so I'm gonna confess, I made out with Kessel in a bathroom stall at an Applebees 3 years ago.
You guys don't do streams do you? That's cool, I'll watch some other sport with cooler flags
>>68253179
>your options
CHERRY TIME
H
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R
R
Y
T
I
M
E
>>68253249
I used to do Youtube ones but I haven't been at home for like a month. Staying with family and barely have 1mbit upload here so can't do much.
>>68253249
yeah, you have the WORST flag in this topic
HAHAHA!
>>68253240
Sorry buddy, that was me.
Why do Americans watch Canadian streams? You know it's on NBC right?
>>68253212
>>68253213
Woah!!
>>68253211
>giving trips attention
you clearly enjoy it you fucking cuckold
can i get a stream please
any other pens fans not nervous? pens are outplaying them, murray's just not at his best rn
>>68253293
>country that has French as major language
Yeahhhhh maybe watch your mouth syrup slurpper
>>68253327
Right here. 4-3 ending
>>68253324
*streams*
>>68253307
I don't watch NBC if I don't have to. At home in Detroit I have CBC over the air too, but I'm up north right now and have to stream on my laptop. My illegal streaming provider gives option of both NBC and CBC both in 720p, it's great.
>>68253307
>listening to american commentators
>ever
>>68253324
This site is pretty good
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/hockey/pittsburgh-penguins-vs-san-jose-sharks-live-stream-june-10
>>68253293
Lol some weird ass flag trying to shit talk recognizable flags.
>>68253307
I don't have a tv near the computer and I need to shitpost to live
anyone actually have the mcdonalds salad?
thoughts?
>>68253327
Not nervous at all lad. We'll recover.
>>68253327
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Spike is the Fonzs lil nephew
>>68253357
>Doc
>Not GOAT
>>68253307
>doc emerick
>pierre mcguire
I would rather listen to my dads balls hit my moms asshole tbqh
>there are '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''people''''''''''''''''''''' who prefer watching a non-contact drama sport with flopping everywhere over this
How?
>>68253327
I'm nervous because while I think we're better, the sharks have a tendency to score off one good chance despite pens dominating shots
>>68253356
>At home in Detroit
How's life there?
>>68253327
Pretty /nervous/. Murray looks like shit and it's killing us. Could potentially be the reason we have to go back to California and me having to keep this beard for another week.
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Great moments are born from great opportunity, and that’s what you have here tonight, boys. That’s what you’ve earned here tonight. One game; if we played them ten times, they might win nine. But not this game, not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight we stay with them, and we shut them down because we can. Tonight, we are the greatest hockey team in the world.
You were born to be hockey players—every one of you, and you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time is done. It’s over. I’m sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team they have. Screw ’em. This is your time. Now go out there and take it!
>>68253351
i was thinking 5-4 myself, but god damn this game is already more exciting than the others have been
>>68253371
definitely
>>68253400
>keep this beard for another week
my worst nightmare right now
free me from this hairy hell
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO GRAPES, FAGGOTS
>>68253398
Was great before but my mom bought a house in a shitty neighborhood so I'm kinda trying to look at moving back up to Northern Michigan where my family is from by myself.
>>68252864
You literally do not know that
>>68253389
>shitting on the doc
C U C K
U
C
K
guys if you want a HD stream come to cytu dot be/r/murricasync
we are waiting
>>68253390
>drama sport with flopping everywhere
But that's what we're watching
Why does Mike Milbury hate Matt Murray so much?
>tfw rooting for the shorks
I'd never thought I'd see the day.
>>68253390
higher scoring than this, at least
>>68253398
Who has more Muslims per capita
Sweden or Detroit?
>>68253442
>liking helium voiced meme spouting manlets
FAGGOT
>>68253367
how far do you have to take the dog sled team to get to a mc donalds?
>>68253290
Why are some so obsessed with him in the first place? (no bully intended)
I know he's funny and good for the memes but what is the obsession with him?
>>68253443
ipanema or copacabana?
>>68253400
only goal where murray looked like shit was the first one to me, the others were just couture standing in the right place and the third was that ridic pass. but i'll admit that its weird having the penguins trailing during an intermission, def nerve racking
>>68253454
Are you implying Shillbury has a reason for anything he does?
How can anyone hate Cherry?
>>68253464
The Muslim areas of Detroit are nice though. If I had money that's probably where I'd live.
Just woke up and turned this on... damn 3-2...
>>68253454
Why does Mike Milbury love cock so much?
The world may never know.
>>68253485
NOW LISTEN TO ME KIDS THESE YUROS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>68253515
>waking up at 6pm
>>68253327
I think the game will settle down drastically the final two periods, with maybe two more goals. Hopefully both by the Pens.
>>68253485
he hates yuros just like all of us
>>68253532
It's 9PM you shitlord
Coach's Corner is now Coaches Endzone?
>that empty arena
>Pittsburgh """""""""""fans"""""""""""
why are they talking shitty football
Ron is slowly becoming Don
>>68253550
it's 6:11pm
What I don't get is how Detroit can be a hockey city when it's like 90% black.
>>68253556
Now it's Coach's Dugout
>>68253485
Yo'd understand if you were a good ol Ontario boy. But your feeble yuro heart isnt ready.
>>68253565
and fucking boreball
>>68253549
So says a British commonwealth.
>he still prays for a queen.
just got done eating dinners
i had burgers wat about you?
cant believe my luck is so bad i just sat down and its boring ass halftime?!
>>68253456
Maybe, but a spectacular dunk is worth as much as the most basic lay-up. And NBA reffing is the worst in any sport. And fixed games. Into the trash it goes
>>68253532
I got my haircut today from a nice qt at supercuts
She rubbed up against me so I gave her a 5 dollar tip
How much do u usually tip a barber/hair dresser?
New thread?
>>68253532
Its 9 here. I took a nap
>>68253598
Stop, you'll trigger Kippers
>>68253584
Christ, these two have gone off the deep end.
>>68253558
>not participating in sports culture and grabbing a beer during intermission
>stanley cup final
>talking about handegg and boreball
>>68253607
about tree fiddy
I came to watch baseball and they started playing hockey
>>68253592
better than pledging alligiance an african
>>68253582
Only Detroit proper is, check out all that area that surrounds it where it's too expensive for blacks to live. They're all Detroit sports fans.
>>68253575
9:12pm actually
pongs are done, they blew all their chances and hit a million posts
>>68253525
>>68253549
b-b-but I like you guys and I also like Cherry desu
just wanted to know what makes him that insane special
>its a "we got nothing to talk about so here are some good canadian boys" episode
>>68253532
I purposefully reversed my sleeping schedule. I wake up at 5pm and go to bed at 7am.
>Avoid everybody
>Avoid sunlight
>Avoid people who make fun of me for being short and obese
>When I wake up mommy always has a steaming pile of hot good takeout food
>Have money
>Pay hookers to come over when mommy leaves for vacation
>If there is no food I just order delivery
Life is great
>>68253558
Do you not go buy beer during intermission in Leafland?
>>68253645
6:13pm now
CHERRY IS GOAT
SOCCER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>68253607
all haircut places I've been to charge 15 so you give them a 20 and feel like a dick if you ask for change
Were we wrong, /sp/? Can you, in fact, worry the Murray?
Brent Burns is the Jennifer Lawrence of the NHL
"Anyway, you're the expert on left field...."
hahahaha
OVERWATCHHH
>>68253649
ALL RIGHT KIDS LISTEN UP, DO WE HAVE THE CLIP OF THESE SOFT YUROS JUST NOT UNDERSTANDING?
>>68253654
best kind desu
>>68253634
What did you expect, it's
>pens vs sharks
Nothing worth spending airtime on, really.
>>68253673
murray is shit, anyone could tell that
>>68253673
flurry's gonna start 2nd
Why does taking a huge shit feel so good?
Also go shorks
>>68253327
>Murray's not at his best
This is my main concern
Didn't go to band's today cuz I didn't wanna lose my good RNG up, don't screw this up sharks
>>68253694
>Hockey night in Canada
>Talks about football
>>68253663
are you my my gfs brother?
You sound LITERALLY like a canadien version of him
Even the hooker part probably is true for him
>when the stream buffers for 1 second and it freezes kodi
20mbit dsl internet in the sticks will kill ya
>>68253707
like most sharks fans you really like the sensation of things sliding through your butthole
>>68253649
hes an obnoxious old fart who just spams IRL memes for 3 minutes every first intermission.
I have been watching him since I was born
>>68253685
pretty much
>don't worry lads, cavalry's here xD
fuck slowverwatch
>All female sketch show
Is there anything more pathetic?
Murray a shit. Flower starts the 2nd if singles
>>68253738
kek
>>68253669
It's actually 9:16
murray's got ridiculous glaring weaknesses
now it's a matter of teams getting enough tape on him and next season he'll be shit
>>68253707
Could be bullshit but I've heard it pushes on your prostate.
>second period starts
>10 goals back to back scored by pens in first 2 mins
>sharks come back and match those 10 after 30 seconds
>short intermission
>NEW 2016 HONDA ACCORD rollllllls on out on the ice
>crosby steps up to half ice
>crowd goes silent
>scores from half ice through the mini goal contest
>crosby wins the 5 goal multiplier and a car
>pens scored multiplied by 5
>now 50-13
>sharks pretty worried
>another commercial break starts
>sharks take practice puck bucket and sneakily empty 50 of them in the pens net
>sharks up 63-50
>3 period
>crosby rolls out in his new honda
>does 15 donuts in center ice and gains the crowd vote
>final vote gives pens 100 goals
>pens win
Is the Cherry talking about grassdive or niggercrash? I wish I wasn't watching Milbury
>>68253755
ghostbusters
>>68253558
idiot
Dear cbc,
Women aren't funny
Thanks
>>68253755
Every CBC "comedy" show is pathetic
>>68253738
lmaoooo fuckin REKT
>>68253706
it'll be 8-2 by the third if thats true
>>68253775
shut the fuck up toothpaste
>>68253753
I wish I had $40. The post
>>68253771
Wasn't the sharks first goal this game almost the exact same as their game winner from game three?
>>68253755
Theyvare probably all cis scum as well smdh
Which team should I root for?
>>68253799
their only good shows are documentaries, just like the BBC
>>68253831
kek, never heard that one before.
He also predicted the score to be 3-2 in OT, what an asshole.
>>68253864
Rangers
>>68253775
I enjoyed it
IZAT CAWFE
>>68253796
yea right ur just jealous
Sharks are winning puck battles for the first time all series, but you have to wonder whether they can keep up this pace for all 60 minutes being how old their key players are.
>>68253775
If Honky couldn't carry the Islanders there's no way it's going to save the Pens
>>68253834
basically same spot
My friend from Norway is a Penguins fan.
What should I say to him?
>>68253775
>not bodychecking Thornton into the boards with the Accord
Is Crosby that soft?
>>68253738
hahahahahah
>>68253880
No, it's gween tea
>>68253673
Beginner's luck
>>68253869
BBC was starting to come out with better stuff but budget cuts gutted it.
>>68253832
but its slow as fuck except for the blinking characters
>>68253834
>>68253897
Blame Quick
>>68253899
"Stop bandwagoning and support local leagues instead, shithead"
>>68253899
call him a faggot
WHO OWNS HOCKEY?
>>68253899
"will you suck me off? "
Is it true this "kippers" is an actual attention whore? With IRL titties?
>There are three names : Laine, Aho and Pulju
>bestiality is legal in canada
literally "fur puck"
who owns hockey?
>>68253899
>not supporting Zuc and the >rags
Come someone post qts wearing pongs or Shorks stuff?
>>68253899
You've had a crush on him since you first met
>>68253899
nothing
you don't disturb him when he's inhaling dicks either so leave him alone
>>68253935
WE WUZ MIRACLES AND SHIEEEEEEEEEEET
>>68253935
NOT
O
T
YOUR
O
U
R
FLAG
L
A
G
Just dropped my intermission deuce and there was a long hair attached from my butthole area.
>hairy poop
>burns goal confirmed
>>68253899
"I know you're gay and so am I. Let me suck your cock."
Vlasic getting a load of that hotdog breath
>>68253832
this
>>68253723
lol how tall is he?
>>68253935
SHE
SAID
NO
>>68253947
Of course it's legal, how else will we get people to actually fuck the trannies and POO IN LOOs?
>>68253972
>mfw secretly canadian
>>68253947
Wait.... seriously?
>>68253899
show him this
Pongs are going crazy now
Damn nice choke malkin
>>68253935
Americans as long as a toonie is worth a nickle
>>68253976
>burns
>hairy shit
Sounds about right
>>68254020
Yes, go check /pol/ they're having a field day with it
c'mon sharks
>>68253954
Kingsbro does a lot of Pongs stuff, haven't seen either of the two sharks fans posted though
>burns getting beat that hard
Muh beard
>>68253738
kek
>>68254054
hes a lillestrom fan he HATES valerenga lad
>>68254013
how?
>>68254020
As long as you don't penetrate the animal. It can penetrate you, but not the other way around.
The Pens just checked the sharks best goalie, the post.
>>68253987
Are you going to go back to making autistic posts about your waifu game for preteens in a game thread again?
We really don't need that.
>that audible kessel "god damnit"
Burns is fuckin pissed today
>god damnit
kek'd
>>68253976
me to.
>poop comes out
>entire city of shitsburg confirmed for goal
butter chicken from subway is p good lads
can someone explain why kessel is called bill
i like how pissburg spends whole minutes in offensive zone getting hundreds of chances then sj strolls in and scores an easy one
>>68254096
not to be rude... but i think you should stay there
>all these empty seats
F O L D I T
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Overwatch posting should be banned
>>68254184
reddit meme ignore it
>>68254140
>current year
>not being a tri-citizen
wewlad
>whistled just wide of the net
>>68254168
Youd be too if you were just about to lose the stan lee cup
>>68254202
Eat Shit
>>68254102
>>68253954
I've posted all the Pongsluts I have, I've looked for hours and there just aren't many out there. I'll post some Shark qts, got loads of them. Might be the last game of the season so I've been trying to spread the love, posting qt3.14's from all teams
>>68254239
which 3?
>>68254202
you should stay in your igloo and conserve electricity instead of shit posting
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>>68254231
>mad
>at bill
>NO CALL
POLAK WAS A GUD BOY.
HE DINDU NUFFIN
oh now they give a shit about penalties.
>>68254257
Ty trip bro
>last name is literally Polák
Here comes the pens """""""fans""""""" crying refpuck just because nbc said it was
>>68254248
LEAVE KIP ALONE
>>68253999
nice trips
probably about 5'4' at max, can be lower
If you have no job (no bully) you are literally him
>jobless obese NEET mode
>parents already gave up with him but still take care of him (bill paying, food, etc.)
>next to weeks his parents are on vacation
>parents told me and gf to visit the house and play with the cats a bit to give them some company (because lazy fuck even fucks up this shit)
>he tells us we can't come on weekends because he get's a ""visitor"" this weekend when parents aren't at home and we mustn't come for the cats on weekend (probably some nasty MLP hooker, he's the master clopper 9000)
>>68254216
We can't afford scalper prices here, thousands are outside the arena watching the free screen
Well, that was some bullshit
Boarding no-calls are such horseshit, fuck these thugs
>>68254277
>can
>us
>uk
Literally the GOAT trifecta of citizenships
>>68254277
canada us and nanuvut
lel how was that not a penalty
i want that bald guy's reaction on the hit behind the glass.
>obvious boarding penalty
better not call it, we've already called sj too many times
i wish every single ref in the nhl would get brain cancer and die slow painful deaths
>>68254096
can you link? i see nothing about that
>>68254337
> blind bay area semen sucker who is in denial
WEW LAD
>0 shots on goal again
Is this the worst team to ever make a finals?
>>68254202
>guy asks a question about a political law
>gets a quick answer and is directed to the politics board if he wants further details
>you sperg out
This whole "gb2/pol/" meme is just sad by now. I don't even think "bill" is more reddit than hat.
>>68254426
>worse than the >rags
no
>>68254340
deport all canacucks
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>>68254437
That's a red card if I ever saw one.
>>68254437
yeah man, that's 5 mins
Damn this is finally getting interesting
>>68254401
>>68254487
Stop
>>68254454
you should go back before you autists ruin another thread with your cancer
>>68254454
...it's Kippers, what more do you expect?
Donskoi is a black hole on that first line.
>>68254469
fuck yourself meme boi
>>68254112
Even more reason to do so
>>68254158
no lad, that stuff belongs to /v/, enjoy the hockey game
>>68254182
>tuna master race reporting in
also
If the shorks choke it's called shorking
is there a pongs term for that?
>>68254437
wouldve been 4 mins
>>68254492
happens all the time during corner kicks
playoff soccer, play on
>>68254507
>canacucks can suck mountie horse cock legally
lel
>>68254348
topkek
I made that all up. I like to pretend to be a loser online but your gf's brother is a funny manlet
>>68254525
i didn't know you browsed /pol/ too
>>68254437
too bad darnell nurse wasnt here to kick the shit out of polak again
TOO MUCH MAN
TOO MANY MEN.
MEME GAME CONFIRMED.
Nice change you made there Pongs
>>68254525
> shitty tats
> that nose ring
Yup, all checks out as a bay area fan.
>>68254565
Dank memes know no boundries
>>68254538
Poke?
>>68254543
Actually it should have been 5
>>68254348
>he tells us we can't come on weekends because he get's a ""visitor"" this weekend when parents aren't at home and we mustn't come for the cats on weekend
Kek, I just read this to myself in Austrian German (well, my family is from Allgäu, but close enough).
MUSS NICHT
>Too many boys on the ice
>stanley cup game
will thornton cry if the shokes loses in OT?
>>68254543
No fucking way
>>68254572
I'd take Laraque back
Vlasic? More like Vlasucc
>>68254507
jesus christ
>>68254654
you cant cry if you're dead inside
Power play?
More like pooper gay.
>>68254565
Vancouverfag here
Is it ok to like the shorks if you are from washington?
>>68254654
will you cry when you go out on the river to check the fish traps when the sun comes up tomorrow?
>>68254654
He'll probably kill himself 2bh.
>>68254654
Will you cry if there ever comes a day when someone actually loves you and not just quietly resent your existence?
>>68254687
deep...
>>68254654
His eyes will be wetter than your snatch when a 6/10 white guy talks to you.
>>68254525
damn Kipper has man "hips".
Fridge.
>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao
why Bill must sit for too much man?
>>68254654
> posting the same thing in multiple threads.
feeding muh gf tapeworms because i dont want her to get fat and embarass me in front of muh friends
wish me luck!
what a shit season tho amirite?
>>68254702
i actually got 2 crabs tonite for free from fisher friend
>>68254719
kek. this the best bantz desu senpai.
Anyone else hear that TSUUUUUUUUUU?
>San Jose sharts
>>68254738
I really like this meme. Can I save it?
>>68254741
bill don't kill dummy
>>68254754
if she stays skinny she'll leave you
>>68254741
to create breakaway when he gets out
>>68254753
>posting from your phone
>>68254741
to come out of the box potentially behind the play and score
>>68254754
holy fuckin kek. toppest of keks desu.
why didnt i think of that?
>>68254765
>>68254719
sameboi
>>68254723
>Not knowing Kipps is a trap
She'll peg you for a one hundred dollarydoos
Why is Burns allowed to get away with this nigger-tier behavior?
TAKE A GUESS: HOW MANY MORE COMMERCIALS UNTIL WE SEE THE BON JOVI "POWER TURN TO BACK TIME" COMMERCIAL?
>>68254815
put your trip back on kipperz
>>68254754
the tapeworms part is fucking disgusting
>>68254557
>liking to pretend being a loser
>pic related
anyway
I wouldn't call it funny
>Guy is only 23 years old but already around 135 kilos
>Little to no social life outside of internet
>Obesitiy starts limiting his life joys
>even his other former fatfuck bestfriend managed to diet and couldn't motivate him to join
that's just sad wasting the best years of your life
>>68254699
It's never okay to like the Shorks
>>68254827
hes le epic beard missing teeth guy, too popular with 12 year olds to punish
>>68254804
> dumb phone poster
> leaving your house is for fags XD
This is the most retarded meme.
Enjoy being a fucking invalid
>>68254844
prove me wrong cock smell
lmao the sharks are winning why the fuck are they chimping out and starting fights
>>68254827
Burns is a literal retard
That hottie that wants to get filled by bill
>>68254821
it isn't pegging if it's real dick bro.
GO PENS GO PENS GO PENS GO PENS END IT END IT END IT
Gotta love all the Metallica the Pens are playing tonight.
>>68254883
>being poor enough to need to leave your house when you don't want to
>>68254622
hope you had a nice cringe and chuckle at the same time
also
for all real pongs haters (real hate): why do you hate them?
Nice dive cindy
>>68254905
I bow to your firsthand knowledge, senpai
What ever happened to the trip fag who was caught asking for his boi pussy to be filled?
>>68254919
they need the fuel
>>68254856
Yeah I agree. Maybe inspire him to become fat Hitler
pooperplay lmao xD
>>68254951
that penalty wasnt on sid, casual
>>68254905
Dicks are just a social construct
>>68254951
>takes an elbow to the back of the head
Yeah dive right XDDDD
HONK
HONK
HONK
LET'S GO BILL
>shorks chimping out
>pens PP actually scoring
quote me on this and my repeating digits
bill goal inc
Who will be the first to chimp-out on little sid? Burns or Thornton?
>"and there is that bouncing puck that we have seen in the nhl" - CBC
Wow no shit, rubber bounces?????
>>68254987
they all look the same
>>68255005
>>68255005
NEW THREAD
>>68255005
>>68255005
>>68254983
I was talking about the dive like 15 seconds before amigo
>>68254987
I can't tell, do you have any pics of their butts?
>>68254951
>Burns throws an elbow into his back
>Hurr durr muh shorks are being cheated
Shut up bandwagon fuck
>>68255007
>pens PP
hehe pp.
PEE PEE
TINY PEE PEE PENS
>>68254991
Triggered
I'm glad they put all the most annoying "comedians" on one commercial
>>68255009
GOMU GOMU
>>68254938
> he doesn't shit post in between sets at the gym.
Low test faggot confirmed
>>68254991
>Dicks are just a social construct
this is why I keep coming back to /sp/
>>68254979
>bronys
>preaching there gay love and friendship
probably won't work out
>>68254991
my dick constructed a society in your mom
>>68254230
Overwatch fags will be bored of it and talking shit in 2 weeks
>>68254987
Those people are cool.
>>68254507
Couldn't tell the difference between Canadian women and livestock
Just make it all legal, it'll sort itself out
