Stanley Cup Final: Game 5 Thread #3
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3-2 Sharks
Austria and Slovakia welcome
Go home toothpaste
Shorkening incoming?
BILL
>>68255005
first for something
canucks win
>rags
bill scar
I want to be fisted by kippers
IT WAS 2-0
TAKE A GUESS: HOW MANY MORE COMMERCIALS UNTIL WE SEE THE BON JOVI "POWER TURN TO BACK TIME" COMMERCIAL??
Make The Penguin proud
>ref goes down
>play called dead in the pens zone
Literal ref puck
WILL LA TRILL
LINESMAN DOWN.
POWER PLAY FOR THE LINESMEN
I just watched Kessel play and I spent the entire game repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa it was so painful.
>Ayy quirky le chubby man lmao
If you like him you're in the wrong place.
>yfw it ends 3-2
is Lex kil?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
WILL
WILL
WILL
WILL
>>68255144
exactly
>>68255144
autism
>wanting to kill your greatest ally
lmao
>>68255005
Thanks for the invitation bro
ONE JOB PENS
>>68255089
Is she the 白鬼 or the brown girl on the right wearing a vinyl tablecloth?
>>68255174
Fuck you nigger. I saw this right before Jones made the glove save.
>shots 26-13 for pittsburgh
>the city of matt murray
>>68255187
Based clip man
>>68255193
that's a lot of chickens
>>68255144
I've seen this pasta before
Wongs here, fuck both these teams
no pelanty there
>>68255114
None, because I don't watch things on pleb tv like a normigger
>>68255237
Yeah, on reddit along with all the other Kessel memes
Good check.
That's not a penalty
>Pongs fans
Clear refpuck
dubs and the sharks plane crashes with no survivors on its way back to commiefornia
>expecting a call on that hit
Cry more ples pens
>>68255233
that's why the cat is so happy
My cat's praise the living shit out of me when I share my tuna with them
oretty intense game
>>68255284
>hitting him away from the play
In the regular season that'd be a penalty.
In the play offs, though, not a penalty.
Guys I need some anti peng/pro sharks memes to fuck with my friend. Can you help me out?
any of you guys know how i can join the rape culture?
im so tired of being alone...
Martin Jones peeing on the penguins parade
>>68255322
>being literally 2 minutes behind
>streamfags
these goalies are gonna have a literal stroke in OT
Honestly worried, was that knee on knee by Kuni or just late?
>shork literally pinning a pong to the ice
what de fugg is this game
>>68255334
Are you joking?
do you even know the rules?
>>68255336
This got me dubs on /b/ saying sharks finally win the cup.
>>68255325
cats*
plural was intended
>>68255348
kuni goes knee on knee all the time.
>>68255360
le pens get all the calls meme
Whats the chick frmo the kronenburg ad whispering to the guy? Does she want him to eat her ass, senpai?
>>68255334
He had the puck. That's just finishing a hit man, you clearly have never played hockey
>>68255336
>>68255365
>tfw I made that
am i banned
>>68255345
>not having a team in the NHL playoffs
cry more leaf fans
>>68255385
She wants him to play her harpsichord.
Phil kessel wears hockey diapers
>>68255409
yes
>>68255409
Yes
fuck you jones, ruining the comfy home ice cup win
>>68255389
He passes the puck away, one second later he gets hit from the rear flank.
Like I said. Playoffs, no call. Regular season, called every time.
>>68255409
that was just a timeout
Martin Jones is a fucking beast
>>68255409
yes
lmao Pens are truly going insane
jesus, jones is dialed in
>>68255409
YEE
SKAAAARRRRRR BILL BILL BILL
>>68255375
Yeah honestly not a big fan of that
At least we don't have Matt Cooke anymore, though. I hated having that cunt on the Pens
based jones
>>68255360
>pong literally pinning a shork into the goal and goalie
But 'waaaahh refs are discriminating against us!', ofc
>>68255435
so you are a janitor aren't you
>>68255412
I have crosby
also stop watching our sport you disgusting kiwi
REEEEE GET IT IN THE NET
REEEEEEEEE
Dear pens,
jumping into the net does not count as a goal.
>>68255409
Maybe
J O N E S
O
N
E
S
>>68255409
The only way to find out is to post the frok with Kippy's tits
>>68255418
but they are gold-plated diapers
>>68255439
>beast
kys middle schooler
did they just show a guy holding a sign with the this is the sharks year meme
San Jose here. Shorks will shork.
>>68255463
I like kuni for his >leadership stuff, but he is a dirty plater when he gets frustrated
cooke was a fuck, glad he's gone
>>68255005
Wow, Burns is being a cunt.
>>68255349
>inb4 Steven Seagal dance
DAMN IT
Holy fuck Jones turned into a wall.
Shorks will win this. Check em.
>>68255479
>I have a crying little bitch diver
Literally irrelevant
I still get nervous when I see #27 around the puck, remember how bad scott Hannan was those last few years?
>>68255385
>let me show you the memes I have saved on my phone
>>68255509
Get fucked pensy
pics of the "this is the year" meme poster?
>>68255505
What's with this guy
>>68255473
Are we not watching Game 2 of the Great Shork Chimpout?
>>68255336
They should call themselves the Shreks because it's OGRE
besides jones the sharks really are pretty worthless
>>68255499
Trippy
My mom is getting me a McPick 2 of a Big Mac and 10 nuggets AND a side order of fries
You fags jelly?
I am going to bed after the second period.
/sp/ prediction
SJ-4 PIT-5
My prediction:
SJ-4 PIT-2
>>68255531
>acting like you know anything about hawkey
have u ever even skated before m8
>>68255548
Around here we call it "This is next year territory!"
>>68255576
>not staying up to watch jamaica Mexico football
Why are there less penalties called? Is it because refs are cared of blowing a call and getting there house toilet papered!?
>>68255580
I been playing hockey for 7 years 8, we have 6 ice rinks in the whole country
>>68255571
I'm getting wings and pizza order out from Boston Pizza. Suck a dick McFag
>>68255560
>warrior
fuck outta here
How's my fridge look guys?
>>68255571
had the most delicious chinese food earlier so no
>>68255571
>not getting a double big mac
>>68255584
>Avery
>Brodure
Last digit is pens score.
>>68255628
That ain't your fridge
>>68255598
OOOohhhh I wasnt aware
>>68255628
Are you me?
>>68255597
>Tfw i made this maymay 5-6 years ago
>>68255521
3...2...1...Win
>>68255628
this is the ONLY way a fridge should look
>>68255646
lol
>>68255602
I thought there was a Aussie hockey league >>68255571
My mom have me the second mcflurry from her 2-4-1 coupon so no.
She even gave me some friends
>>68255628
i thought i had alot of pizza boxes, goddamn dude
>>68255649
I like it
>>68255602
are they all in Sydney?
>>68255628
Where's the fook'n beer m8?
>>68255628
You excited for the oilers getting pulju? You know I am, baby.
>>68255576
wow! what a completely risky prediction! you predict that the score will most likely be the score that it already is! your sports insight and ability at guessing and probability are unrivaled! since you threw out some stats, here are some more cool numbers:
43
943
4
22
9
506
48
75
383
994
102384
93
6784
392
09
888
488
301
4158
5930
84
3
2058
5930
>>68255628
liar
>>68255648
nice.
that shit was ridiculous
>>68255628
Saw this in the Cavs/Warriors thread yesterday. Imposter
>>68255599
A playoff that goes to game 7 makes more money than one that goes to Gane 4.
>>68255691
>Not having a separate fridge just for beer
>>68255628
Obese
>>68255685
>TFW no sharks girls
>>68255598
Not a chance. Jamaica isn't going to win so i'm not going to watch. El Tri has worse fans than Steven Universe. Only gonna watch if I can see them get assblasted mad
>>68255691
>beer
>fridge
u w0t
>and everybody is ticked off
>>68255697
FUCKING KEK
>>68255712
I'm sure they do kek
Burns btfo by Hagelin lamo
ANOTHER halftime?!
wtf
Is burns on his period?
Burns is playing in the wrong era
>>68255627
Tbh warrior makes the best sticks, them or ccm. Bauer reebok and Easton release 8 curve patterns that are more or less the same every year (lie 5/6, mid curve, slightly open, rounded, 85 flex).
Warrior definitely makes the best gloves, and pads and helmets are more or less the same across the board.
>>68255628
where the fuck did you get pizza 73
>>68255741
??? You gooks are nuts
>>68255675
Each country has their own league, NZ national team is ranked 34th, every time we go up a division we get fucken wrecked, and sadly there has never been a NZ born player in the NHL
>>68255697
aw babbys first meme
The shorks should be getting BTFO but Murray just had to have a shit tier game at the worst time
>>68255711
>watching niggerrim
get out
I'd kick these faggots up and down the ice. Pussies
Typical Burns being a faggot
>>68255697
lold
>>68255712
the average floridian has a higher ppg than the average minnesotan
is florida the state of hockey?
>>68255685
>selanne
Would stick it in her ass
>my NBC station's being shit and stuttering every 2-3 seconds for some goddamn reason
Fuck this I'm gonna watch Jeopardy
>>68255769
He posted that in a hockey thread and thought nobody would notice. Nevermind the imgur/reddit filename.
>>68255789
but you wouldn't lol
>>68255571
Had a slice and drinking a hard cherry cola u mirin?
>>68255736
>tfw no qt Sharks gf to hatefuck after they kicked the Kings out of the playoffs
That was a sad night, senpai
>>68255768
vapor 1x for fucking ever bud that stick is the best twig ive ever used
>>68255802
No. Arizona is
What are the chances Letang loses it and tries to kick in Burns' remaining teeth ?
>>68255809
Ew, maybe 10 years ago oldfag.
>>68255774
What's the main sport there, soccer or cricket or some shit?
>>68255774
>>68255806
Shouldn't you watch cricket instead
>>68255768
i never liked them. ive always used the easton with a sakic curve. its not called that now. i think they changed it to hall at one point.
My girlfriend has gained 20lbs in the 8 months we've been dating
Should I be worried?
Pengs choking incoming
>>68255845
true
also auston matthews is better than any minnesotan ever
>>68255843
this is going perfectly with the song playing on the stream i have open
>>68255697
Fucking funniest post Ive ever seen
>Murray literally wins every game after he loses
You sure you want this shorks?
>>68255875
feed her tapeworms so she stays skinny and doesnt embaress you.
>>68255685
It would be so enjoyable to stuff her ass full of cock
>>68255875
Yes.
why is there no halftime concert?
>>68255875
Should've used a rubber, RIP your life
>>68255768
Easton makes best sticks, Bauer makes best helmets and gloves, who cares about the pad brands
>>68255877
http://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/us-state/active-nhl-players-born-in-florida-career-stats.html
>state of hockey
>no cups
>>68255907
HAHAHA
>>68255853
Winter is rubgy, Summer is a cricket
>>68255857
>watching a literally shit tier sport
Nah m8
what kind of semen slurping sport is this?
>>68255741
where else would you keep cold beer then?
Few observations that I did;
>Murray is visibly shaken
>Vlasic should change his name to Flasic since he cant shoot for shit, I've seen harder and better shots from Nurse
>Pittsburgh is full with people who look like pedophiles, Fehr, Bonino, Kessel and Hornqvist
>>68255809
Maybe if you want something that's good for one game then breaks or goes dead. I'm never going back to easton. Warrior is objectively better and they're quickly becoming the most popular among pros.
Also warrior actually makes a decent amount of sticks without grip shit. I know all companies do but you rarely see them in stores. I hate that grip shit, it wears through gloves and makes it harder to adjust your grip quickly for a puck in your skates
>>68255928
>>68255938
>>68255945
>not drinking warm beer out of a bowl.
i think I have skin cancer on the end of my nose i keep picking the scab but it wont clear up
>>68255941
>is from NZ
>doesn't watchh cricket or rugby
u wot m8
>>68255938
This
no man has ever been proud to be a low test faggot
>>68255960
>not embracing grip
enjoy your hands of stone, dusty
>>68255846
Burns will probably eat his foot
i thought the sharks were down 0-2 in the series
what happened?
>>68255977
or a bowel
GO SHARKS I love Thornton
>>68256003
fat/10
>>68255941
Damn dude sorry, does anyone follow north American sports out there?
>tfw NFL season on its way
We got NFL, CFL, NBA, mlb, nhl, and now mls getting up there along with turn left.
>the gretzky dad commercial
>tfw your dad will never be proud of you
>tfw you will never experience fatherhood because of NEET & 500 pounds
man baseball is so much more entertaining than this
>>68255990
i think i do to. theres a spot on my back where i got suburned really badly. i think ill just ignore it though.
>>68255931
if you arent using a ccm tacks then you simply arent very smart
>>68255938
The only problem is that 99% of females don't carry their weight like that broad
>>68256018
the won a game and lost a game
>>68256018
lebron
>>68256005
>Not being able to hold onto your stick
Beta tbph. That shit doesn't hold up either, especially the bauer stuff, take one puck or slash on the stick and it all starts peeling off
>>68255938
Yeah but most women's fat are all droopy, she probably works out or at least used to.
>>68256018
They are down 3-1
It's not much better
>>68256005
This. My clapper is deadly ever since I switched to gripped sticks. I also use the sticky side of stick tape to make my stick even more sticky...
>sticky
>>68255942
>Iran
Do you want to borrow my hockey stick to behead the infidel, Muhammad?
The good thing about the Pens losing tonight is that we get another hockey game this season
>>68256025
>he can't handle a thicc woman
consider getting a vasectomy
Why watch a blatant match of refpuck?
>>68255996
I do watch rugby sometimes but cricket is even more boring then baseball m8
>>68256026
All the guys i play hockey with watch, most a shitsburg fans, im a bruins supporter my self but i wanted the caps to win this season. Other then that its honestly just cricket, rugby and netball, the nation was following the NBA only because steven adams is like the only NZ player in the NBA and would have been the first NZ'er to win a championship if they had won
i get the impression that burns likes watching his girl get fucked by other dudes
>>68256096
Underage b&
Do canadians shit tim hortans?
Who is tim?
jim?
Jim poor plums?
A smoothie shack?
>>68255960
i hate that fucking grip shit to.
>mfw my choices are severely limited cause 90% of sticks these days have that grip shit.
Pens need some puck luck early in the 3rd.
>>68255977
>>68256022
You guys are disgusting
>>68256078
What enjoyment do you get out of posting this stuff?
>>68256035
Never been a CCM fan, they're stuff has always been the ugliest
>those lips
>>68255878
how can they choke they are losing lol
I saw Phil Kessel at the Consol Energy Center yesterday. I told him I was going to put a decent hit on him, but I didn’t want to be a douche and board him or or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re too slow to do anyway?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and scoring fucknasty meme goals again and again. I skated away and continued with my gameplay, and I heard him chuckle as I skated off. When I came to defend the slot, I saw him trying to snap off a wrister with like 15 hot dogs in his pockets.
Jones very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to finish those hotdogs before you score on me.” At first he kept threading the needle on us untouchably, but eventually he turned back around and carried the puck to the top of the left faceoff circle.
When Jones braced for the shot, he took out a hotdog and kept biting off pieces of it multiple times. He told Jones he would give him a moment to prepare himself “to prevent any implication of Gary Bettmanence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After Jones turned around and saw the puck in the back of the net with an empty cookie wrapper and started to throw a shitfit, Kessel kept interrupting him by flashing that million dollar smile.
>>68256067
enjoy being left in the past, ankle taper. i bet your gf has a better wristy than you
>>68256032
me on the left
>>68256109
I don't have a forklift license, man.
Brett burns is just about the dumbest player in the world
>the penguins are winning because they throw a lot of pucks at the net and get a lot of dirty goals
Yeah, muh beard, that's why they're kicking your ass.
>>68256098
Is it sharp enough? I don't want to give the poor infidel a concussion
>>68256109
>takes off her bra
>nipples are UNDERNEATH her saggy ass boobs
>>68256109
Both of these are legit fat. This one is a bit better than the last
how do they get the shoelaces inside the grip on the handle of the stick?
>>68256132
I get the feeling you're a projecting canacuck
>>68256080
yeah it makes your shot way harder and way more accurate. I doubt any nhl players dont use it
official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
Remember to take your vitamin D lads. 10k IUs every day in the summer.
>>68256132
He's likely a redditor so it's safe to assume he does
Who /bauer4500helmet/ here? No cage/visor master race here
I went from asian girls to thick white girls and it's the best decision I've ever made.
Sharks in 7
Choose one
>>68256109
I dont get it. Are you guys playing mindtricks on yourself that these fat sluts are """""thick""""" instead of fat? Is it easier to cope up with your own body image? You guys must be pretty "thick" yourself
>>68256198
It's twisted stick tape ya bender
>I hope this isn't bait
what is the big deal about Mexican soccer?
>>68256254
far left
>>68256125
>Boston
Fuck you dude I thought you were cool
T. Vancouver
>>68256223
Enjoy your hypercalcemia
thick is new skinny. scrawny girls like kippers are a thing of a past.
>>68256243
Chocolate and Cheese with honorable mention to 12 Golden Country Greats. Freedom of 76 I think.
>TFW you've seen them off your face on LSD
>>68256233
Here, I wear a cage though because nobody in beer league knows how to keep their shots/sticks down and I'm not ruining my face for some nothing league
>>68256223
I work outside and am getting roasted every day.
>>68256254
far right
Stick Ranking*:
>1. Warrior
>1.5. CCM
>2. Bauer
>10. Easton
>20. Reebok
>100. Sherwood
>150. Graf
>300. STX
>5000. Mission
>9001. True
>9999999999. Anything bought at a grocery store/department store
*= not open to edits or suggestions at this time
>>68256254
Far left would be the most submissive. So that one
2nd intermission dance thread
>>68256249
最好打死你啊
WHO
Who is /sp/ rooting for?
Pensfag here, can't wait for Pittsburgh to burn this night
The fire rises tonight
>>68256297
>cage in beer league
do you also wear a neck guard at public skate?
They still address me as gunnery sergeant when I call
>>68256233
/warriorkrownmasterrace/
>>68256316
>1 not easton
into le trash
>>68255005
Stanley cup still going on? Feels like it's been going on for 2 weeks now.
>>68256193
>>68256191
>>68256187
L O W T E S T
O
W
T
E
S
T
>>68256332
What the hell?
>>68256135
He was a hockey player you fucking secondary.
>>68256365
>implying anyone outside of your shit country wears a neck guard
>caneckguards
>>68256332
>called his bluff
alpha as fuck
>>68256254
Mary Renee
Fuck Maryse
Kill Lana
I don't care about Nattie's Husband's Wife
>>68256379
>easton
found
>>68256397
It's literally required in bongland lmao
>>68256365
I enjoy having all my teeth
>>68256278
You have to take more than 2-3 times that for it to be an issue my friend. Also just take vitamin k2 to keep the calcium out of the blood lmao.
>>68256365
>not wanting to protect your neck at all timesh
>>68256243
ive heard god ween satan and mollusk what do i listen to next anon
You guys think I can join the military if I have a DUI on my record?
I'm tired of working at fucking Walmart
why do Mexican fans yell puto everytime the opposing goalie kicks it?
>>68256332
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "You really wanna do it you little pussy?! Here, fucking do i-....... oh shit"
>>68256254
2, is that Maryse from WWE?
>>68256375
LMAO warrior helmets are dustier than jofa
Who /wood stick/ here?
>>68256447
Will they still call you Gunnery Sgt when you call?
>>68256379
>5 times the weight as anything out now
>unpredictable curve
>not even a 2 price meme stick
When will woodfags learn
Wish we had a queen
>>68256426
you either
are a tryhard and try to block shots
a pussy who is scared of the puck
>>68256233
no visor is just stupid, taking an errant high stick from some mens league shitter is way to probable
>>68256397
Europeans wear them
>>68256254
Far left or right, middle girls are not nice girls
>>68256455
Brehs
>>68256385
>not liking obese wrinkly cellulity layered women = low test
this is the ideology of the mentally ill tasteless men
>>68256385
>"I call people low test to mask the fact that only fat girls will date me"
Being fat and having big boobs is like saying being poor is nice because I'm a really big wonderbread fan
LET'S GO PENS!!!
>>68256453
Comfrey than my old 4500 2bh
>>68256469
Only goons think its cool to skip visors
>cheering for an American team
>canacucks
>>68256489
GO PENS DESTROY SHARK
PENSNADO
Easton sticks are actually pretty based tbqh lads
>>68256424
kek
>mfw my comp team played a team from whitehorse and they were all wearing neckguards
>mfw we chirrped the ever living fuck out of them
who is the Karl Pilkington of hockey?
>>68256514
Literally the only good piece of equipment they make and not even the best.
>>68256455
>>68256460
duplicate image detected
>>68256455
10/10
>>68256503
It's not about comfort, it's about looking like a hockey GOD
>>68256455
If I wanted to look at fat chicks I have my own wife
>>68256538
Olli Jokinen, Kessel or Bryzgalov
>>68256552
you sly boonce
>>68256565
MOOOOOODDDSS
>>68256379
It's not a 5030
>>68256332
http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad
>/v/
>>68256572
>getting married
>>68256565
And this thread was going so well
>>68256514
sakic/hall curve da best senpai
>>68256597
Gay
>>68256521
Anyone remember the TPS Rubber? Meme as fuck.
Or the memest stick created the RUBBER / RESPONSE
who /tracer/ here?
>>68256609
MOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSSS
>>68256607
It's nice waking up next to someone who doesn't hate you everyday, plus she cooks and bakes
>shorks
>>68256478
They're most likely fat themselves so they would feel better.
>>68256360
Pens are the second most plebian team in the league after Chicago and finnish faggots who have no hockey knowledge root for them. Reddit-tier shit and it's all because of Crosby and Shrek Malkin who is going ro retire at 34 because he is made of glass.
I hope sharks win so I can laugh at all the bandwagoning pens fans
>americages
what was the puck made out of when they invented this sport? surely they didn't have vulcanized rubber laying around
>17 mins left
they are gonna tie it up r-right?
How can the white man even compete?
>>68256609
Kinda fat but I'd still do it
>>68256666
>those matrimonial digies
>>68256666
>waking up next to someone who doesn't hate you everyday
So just most days, then?
>>68256615
this. got a sakic on my colt gen 2 twig but i still like the p92 ovi curve more on my 1x even though its basically the same
>yfw Crosby score in OT and it's identical to the golden goal
>>68256711
They used a live grenade. Hockey used to be a manly sport.
Why were all the Canadians wearing Pittsburgh jerseys?
>>68256707
MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSSS
>>68256701
>caneckguards
>>68256711
Frozen moose shit
>>68256770
why do people do this. is it a meme
>>68256765
MMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sharks from San Jose
San Jose is full of mexicans
Sharks fans are mexican
mexifags posting MUH THICK GIRL memes
>>68256784
When did Subban play for Nashville?
>>68256784
>>68256701
I'll settle this. You're both gay pussies.
>>68256804
Because nobody wants to see disgusting overweight naked women on a work safe image board
Sharks defense tonight is fucked up and ruining fucking everything right now
Tie this shit!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK
>"hey man ill get us groceries for this week"
My mom just got my McPick 2
Should I eat the Big Mac or the nuggets first?
>>68256830
MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Literally Penguins vs Jones
Mr Gorbachev, tear down this jones
If this post ends in repeating digits Crosby will score and take this game to OT.
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
jesus christ fucking jones
lol penguins getting cucked
>>68256839
But I don't wear either my man
>>68256851
Nice acneface
>>68256862
big mac obviously
nuggets are the dessert
>>68256877
LETS GO
>>68256859
>posts pic of self on /sp/ with caption "low test men don't like thick girls"
>>68256873
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSSSSSSSS
NOW THIS IS ANIME
>>68256847
Yeah well there's a fucking report tool for that, retard. Like mods watch all threads and look for caps yelling.
>there are no minnesotans in this game
"state of hockey" they said
jones is elite
Shots are literally 10,000 to 2
Pens can't fucking score
>>68256977
Checked
>>68256847
>work safe imageboard
I'd be more worried about an employer seeing me on 4chan
>>68256977
MADMAN
>>68256668
But whats the score right now?
>>38 to 17 shots
Sharks would be done if not for Jones, mad props to that homie.
>>68256957
MMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Damn Pittsburgh, atleast try to win.
>>68257003
>hot
who /imwithher/ here?
>>68257003
>liking 3DPD
Shorks will wait until 5 min left to shork this game into overtime
mark my words
>>68257031
epic maymay
>>68256873
>>68256830
>>68256765
>>68256707
>>68256609
>>68256565
>>68256455
MODS MODS MODS
>>68257031
reddit tier
SHE SAID ILL THROW MY SELF AWAY
who /qotsa/ here?
why is qotsa played in every nhl arena? are they reddit tier now?
>>68256638
go to /v/ for that
and even if, Reinhardt is the master race
>gf claims to be a sharks fan
>she's asleep next to me while I watch them play the biggest game of their history
Fuckin bandwagoner
>>68257060
i bet this cunt called people fat and ugly in HS
JUST 1 MORE WIN FFS
>>68256877
ITS HAPPENING
>>68257049
Pongs are getting so many one is bound to get in
Jesus, this thread is shit even by /hoc/ standards
>>68257095
Sounds like the Kings fans of old
Capitals are better than both these teams desu
>>68257024
Penguins are the greatest fucking team ever. Believe me, we had Mario Lemieux.
>>68256638
>tumblr
lel
>>68257095
All sharks fans are bandwagon. California is not a legitimate hockey state.
fuck this im going to bed, pens arent getting another goal
>>68257060
She looks like a piece of plastic.
>>68257163
Just watch
>>68257095
fuck off normie faggot
Sorry goyim but there must be seven games
>>68257146
We're both yotes fans, this was just the team she happened to pick to win the cup
>>68257137
You don't think I know that! How are we loosing to the FUCKING sharks!?
>>68257077
THEY'RE JUST PHOTOS AFTER ALL
Shorks will find a way to meme this one into OT and lose.
>>68256446
just go chronologically, most diverse discog ever
>>68257214
Fat chicks or black chicks?
>>68257183
its not happening, jones is literally willing the sharks to game 6
Last number is the amount of goals the pongs score in the last 10 minutes
>>68257258
That's like picking between lime green or highlighter yellow to wear for a week
>>68257270
HAHAHAHAHA
>>68257270
EBBBBBBBBBBBBBIN
>>68256446
>>68257241
>not just listening to live albums
Pens need to keep up the pressure.
>>68257270
Nice
>>68257270
ruh roh
What are the shots at this point?
>>68257077
Fuck yeah
>>68257270
sounds about right
>>68256316
Graf sticks are underrated as fuck desu senpai. Great stick for the money and one of the only companies that makes real whippy flexes in adult sticks if you're into that. The colors are cool as fuck
also
>Easton ahead of Reebok
Pavelski going ALL OR NOTHIN with that nhl 2k16 tier spin move
>>68257270
lel
>>68257214
I CANT MAKE YOU HANG AROUND
binland confirmed for good musics.
God damn kessel has fast hands
>le shoot into legs man
Do you treat you like we treat you, /sp/?
>>68257296
39 Pit
20 SJ
>>68257258
Fat chicks are for minimum wage fat people.
>>68257270
OGRE
>>68257270
AHAHAHAHA
>>68257270
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
meme magic
Even number: OT
Odd: No OT
>>68257302
Reebok doesn't even make hockey equipment anymore they shouldn't even be listed
>canabrits covering the queens birthday
Truly cucked
FUCK YOU SP
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS AND FUCK YOUR MEME MAGIC
FUCKING STUPID AS FUCK
>>68257270
Top kek
I predict one weed leaf man from weed leaf nation will score to end this game.
>>68257368
Shittsburgh pls
yes keep icing the puck
>fatty enablers
>>68257270
SHORKS HAVE THIS IN THE BAG
>>68257373
>>68257372
>>68257335
>>68257334
>>68257329
they fell for the java script
>>68257364
Doesn't want to be seen with the 'curvy' girl sitting next to him shoveling cheese fries into her nag hole
>>68257403
Nah still time to score
HURRY AND SCORE PENS
>yfw the shorks die today
How come they don't chant DEFENSE DEFENSE in hockey like the NBA?
>>68257351
The Ribcor was GOAT
>shorks
Sorry spics, but the cup is ours :^)
>>68257449
>>68257449
NEW THREAD
>>68257449
>>68257449
>pongs
>scoring
kek good luck in game 6 shitsburgh
Hi. I am sitting in the stands watching the Pittsburgh Penguins. I was cheering my hardest. Sidney had a breakaway with 5 SECONDS TO GO. 5, 4, 3, 2, ON THE LAST SECOND HE SHOT, HE SCORES! "PITTSBURGH PENGUIN WIN!" "There going to the championships." Then Sidney came up to the microphone and said,. "I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SEAN FOR CHEERING SO HARD AND HELPING ME SCORE THAT WINNING GOAL." "What?" "How did you notice?" I questioned I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS . EVERYBODY WAS CHEERING ME ON. now I know how it feels to be cheered on. I walked up to him and hollered, "hi." "Do you like to play paintball." I asked. Sidney said, "sure," sidney asked, "you want to go play." I said, "sure." Then I learned how to play paintball much better
gg
>>68257462
Dubs and the snorks blow the lead with 2 minutes left
Thanks bettman
San Jose Celebration thread when?
>>68257408
>anons would script for a shitpost to get (((you)))'s
come on pens... please... end this fucking crap
desu senpai, i flipped around during the second intermission and started watching Inside Amy Schumer and totally forgot to go back to the game until now
Shorks Defense has legitimately been fucking good tonight
IT'S OVER
good god.
christ this thread is so dead lol
>>68257506
u failed ur team shouldnt bet dubs and not deliver, #####CrosbyCRYmore
>>68257922
Deep inside Jumbo knows there will be a sad ending.
