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SJ:Tomas Hertl (LBI) will sit out Game 5
CAR:Decision on Cam Ward coming soon
TB:Ben Bishop (ankle/shin) is improving
PIT:Evgeni Malkin ends drought; Pens take Game 4
SJ:Report: Hertl out for the rest of Cup Final
PIT:Kris Letang takes maintenance day on Sunday
SJ:Tomas Hertl (LBI) remains day-to-day
PIT:Evgeni Malkin can't find back of the net
SJ:Sharks lose Tomas Hertl for Game 3 Saturday
PIT:Chris Kunitz practices with top pp unit
FLA:Luongo doing well after hip surgery
CLM:Oliver Bjorkstrand scores twice for Lake Erie
First for Kessel Conn Smythe
first for international hockey super power
>>68248445
Third for Olympic gold medals
>>68248445
Third for zero olympic hockey gold lmao
Who /soontobeshitfaced/ here?
>>68248458
>>68248459
shut uP
I hope Phil wins tonight, the cup and smythe
>>68248464
me
got some nice local beer, a few ipas, and a couple of pilsner
>>68248482
kek @ greece
not paying taxes makes life easy huh
Predictions for tonight lads?
4-3 penguins
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR 2 HOURS THIS IS AWFUL
>>68248558
Count to 60 120 times
>>68248558
take a hike or something
>>68248558
Drink and be merry.
Or in my case just drink.
>>68248482
>>68248528
how the fuck is greece that low
they're broke as fuck and greasy as shit
i almost kill myself every time i see those turkish rape babies
ONE
WIN
AWAY
>mfw bill scores the cup winner
>>68248464
Hmm sure why not
>>68248580
>turkish rape babies
What does Armenia have to do with this?
>no hockey until September after tonight
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what the fuck am I supposed to do with myself for three months
>already over 10,000 people outside of the stadium just to watch on the big screen
>city plans on setting up a 2nd big screen at a park a few blocks away
>park already at capacity with screen not even up yet
This is gonna suck if the Pens lose.
>>68248633
same difference desu
>>68248643
>if
I've got bad news anon
>>68248641
drink
Bulju the bust
Who will be the biggest bust of the top 5 this year? Assuming top 5 are Matthews, Laine, Pulju, Tkachuk, and Dubois.
My vote is Tkachuk
>>68248685
Dubois 2bh
2009: pongs
2010: blackcocks
2011: ruins
2012: kongs
2013: blackcocks
2014: kongs
2015: blackcocks
2016: pongs
Is hockey dead?
>mfw pens lose 3 in a row
>>68248685
meme's law says bulju
>>68248685
I don't think anyone will bust although Laine will "bust" in a sense that he won't be the next coming of ovechkin like some let themselves think.
>>68248707
>1993
>>68248707
1976: Montreal Canadiens
1977: Montreal Canadiens
1978: Montreal Canadiens
1979: Montreal Canadiens
1980: New York Islanders
1981: New York Islanders
1982: New York Islanders
1983: New York Islanders
1984: Edmonton Oilers
1985: Edmonton Oilers
1986: Montreal Canadiens
1987: Edmonton Oilers
1988: Edmonton Oilers
Did hockey die?
forgot how comfy /hoc/ threads are desu
>>68248753
but those teams were actually likable
>>68248734
http://youtu.be/0VwfYCFYZws
>>68248641
european championships begin tomorrow
>>68248707
kek canada with the freudian slip there with the blackhawks.
it's okay, /hoc let's all the flowers bloom
inb4 cheeky 1-0 pongs win
Yotes made an offer for the #1 pick, Domi and the 7th overall and 20th overall pick
>>68248847
>breaking up based domi and duclair
bad idea
shorks you better win
OR ELSE
>>68248847
lel that won't get you Laine. Matthews maybe.
>>68248847
kekd
>>68248657
Says the french rape baby. And norse rape baby. And the germanic rape baby.
>>68248845
>pens score one goal in the first
>deep into the 3rd
>sharks get a PP
>goalie is pulled
>6 on 4 rest of the game
How hard will /hoc/'s dick be?
>>68248847
If they throw in next years first I would do this 2bh
>>68248884
>tonight could be the last night of NHL game of the season
>>68248904
at least i'm white!
>>68248928
>that could be the last post of anons of the life
>>68248949
this is one of those instances of a half deleted posts and lack of proofreading
>>68248904
I know this may be tough for a middle-easterner to imagine, but women will actually consent to having sex sometimes.
>>68248904
Looks like our smelly migrant friend made it all the way to Germany
>>68248966
Yes and I mock you for it
>>68248972
he's talking about british history
we were sacked by the saxons, the normans, the danes and the norwegians, multiple times
danelaw is a big part of my heritage so it doesn't bother me t b h
>>68248928
but anon BASEDball is still in swingin
>>68249012
I like baseball but let's be real, it's not as good as hackey
>>68249012
Where's /cric/ when you need them
Finnish car
>>68248928
We already covered that f/a/ggot
>>68249069
>having to roll out the rope ladder to exit your vehicle
based
>>68249087
finns arent manlets la
S-so will the yotes trade for Auston?
>>68249117
It's the only way you could look cool doing it, everyone knows chicks love cars that remind them tree forts because they were never allowed to go in them as kids
>tfw i will be at a baseball game and wont be able to post >sharts after pitt wins it all
>>68249149
pitt is a college
>>68248641
>>68248801
stay up until midnight and watch australias meme league
>>68249146
sneak up to the top bunk too
>>68249163
you know what i mean
>>68249183
>tfw have a job now and can't watch aussie meme hockkei at 2 in the morning getting hammered
>>68249196
what do you mean
>>68249012
Baseball is so fucking boring compared to hockey. Even playing it is boring
t. Former player
>>68249264
lol nobody cares fagit
>>68249129
armenia has an nhl team?
after 72 le hours, it's finally begins
>>68249284
yea
nobody cares about baseball
>>68249129
>break fast
>implying faggy truedoe fasted
>>68248685
thachuk and his line were pretty fucking OP
but he could be a bust if it was all mitch marner and dvorak
>>68249494
>sanders
I used to like you Norge
>>68249503
im an immigrant too, forgive me
>>68249129
Just try not to rape anyone in celebration, it's generally not as acceptable here in civilization.
>>68249461
>"thanks for the convenient excuse for two decades of globalist interventionary wars really 9/11 was great for all of us thank you Muslims you're true patriots"
>>68249264
Hello Autism Matthews
>all those people outside consol
>tfw not leaving my house cause I'm a superstitious autist
If I went >we lost I'd neck myself.
>>68249634
hope your house is fire
>mfw da canucks take Logan "big guy" Brown at 5th overall
>>68249658
I don't think his house is a dumpster fire like the canucks
Playing in my first game tomorrow lads
>>68249658
your scroch was on fire when i took it to the bangtown last night
tfw u bought some 1kg peanuts for game time for $2 but they're stale
>>68248753
Yes actually. They added shitty expansion teams like the >shorks and shitty defensive hockey took over
>>68249012
>regular season boreball
NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR ANOTHER HOUR
FUCK YOU WEST COAST YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH HOCKEY THIS IS IN PITTSBURGH IT SHOULD START AT 7
>>68249756
you emptied my 2kg nuts easily last night.
>>68249963
watch hockey
>>68249964
damn your goat was thirsty
>rags
>>68249999
nice digits. I'm watching JR bask in the pittsburgh crowd smugly loving that the shorks are gonna lose
>>68250023
>normie memes
>>68250088
lol what are those funny finns saying
>>68248422
Fuck the stars to be honest
>it's a former Ranger lifts the Stanley Cup episode
>>68250152
what time does the cbc stream actually start?
How long until the reverse shorking begins?
>MLB draft has 5 picks in 40 minutes
This is way too God damn boring it's not keeping me entertained until the game. This shit draft has me more excited for the nhl one though
1am is too late. These face offs should be at a more european friendly time
>>68250266
Coverage starts at 5pm (22 bings) according to my tv guide.
>>68250273
September.
>>68250304
but its already almost 8pm
TWIDDLE
Lads is it shork elimination day?
>>68250298
I'm sorry about that, would you like me to pull the UK into the Eastern time zone?
>>68250304
>>68250367
Your clocks are wrong its almost 1am
>>68250383
Yeah nah
>>68250298
this is why yuros support eastern teams
>>68250400
Just Scotland leave England behind
>>68250465
Why do you hate Scotland my English friend?
>>68249717
Why did you guys chimp out over hockey?
>>68250455
Yeah I made a mistake there.
>>68250487
bad meme
>>68250513
what else is there to do
>all this faggots keep making gamethreads without spelling the team names out
>>68250513
i dont live there, but life in canada is so based we have nothing else to riot about
>yfwswtc
>crosby is likable now
Lelmao nbc why do you say things like this that you know are just not true
>>68250619
Well he needs to actually become elite again to act like a fucking faggot and get away with it
>>68250619
>mad philthy fag
>>68250619
Because he's going up against Logan Couture
>rags
>>68250570
It's not our fault you're just learning about your local hockey team, San Jose-bro
>Kippers
>xhe does it for free
>>68250759
You can't search it in the catalog you projecting retard
x_x
>alligator man telling us how to win at hockey
poetry
>>68250799
It's really hard to search /hoc/
Strome + Domi + Dvorak for Matthews
Thoughts?
>>68250826
This isn't the game thread you fucking retard. I should be able to search penguins and have the gamethread come up its not very hard to understand
>>68250892
>this anger and autism
>>68250892
>I can't spend twenty seconds looking at thumbnails
Do you get your mom to masterbate you for you?
>>68250934
>>68250993
I forgot how stupid neo /sp/ is
>>68251033
>retard who can't find an obvious thread in a fuckig CATALOG
>calling others stupid
game thread where?
spicy game thread where
>sportsnet spends a shitload of money and fucks over TSN just to get playoffs
>literally playing baseball on sportsnet right now during the SCF
>hockey is so irrelevant even the company who paid billions for broadcast rights won't show it on tv
What a fucking joke
>>68251112
still in pregame thread tee bee aych
Anybody know where I can find a gamethread?
>>68251207
>OP couldn't even find a full picture to use
>estern
>conferen
>>68251182
lame
>>68251207
mild, not spicy enough
>Pooguins
scar
>P2NS
LMAO
SUCKS
DICK
>shorks
>Shorks blowing a 2 goals lead in the first 6 minutes of the game
I'm impressed.
>>68251737
>>68251776
>>68251841
LET'S GO PENS
Haven't we been saying all playoffs that the Shorks were just setting up for their biggest shorking yet?
was taking the 2-0 lead part of your plan
>>68252341
It is so amazing that they continue to one up themselves
Can they just give the Stan Lee to Pittsburgh already?
>>68252382
probably, but they didn't plan on losing the lead in 22 seconds
Remember all the people calling this series boring?
>3 goal allowed in 7 shots
About time Murray got exposed for the fluke he really is.
>>68253334
I've been saying that he gives up at least one shitty goal each game but the pens are good enough to make up for one. He lost them the one game and if they lose tonight it's his fault also for giving up 2 bad ones
Nice refpuck you beaner shorks
>>68254627
Like a babby
Wow I wonder who bettman wants to win this game
>Shitsburgh in charge of completing scoring chances
Being on /hoc/ and the gamethreads was so much more fun last year. This postseason has been pathetic in terms of memes, banter and shitposting desu tbf lads
What went wrong?
The Shorks are getting demolished. Why the fuck are they trying to drag a series that they so obviously lost already?
>>68257411
>reddithawks fans
>>68257411
>pathetic in terms of memes, banter, and shitposting
I agree, it's much better than last year, thank god
>Stanley Cup Game 5 tickets going for over $10K in Pittsburgh
awful game, awful fans
>>68257886
>It's a ''Murray allows a bad goal and costs his team a chance to win the cup'' episode.
Apologize
>>68258002
posting his face should be a crime
>2 days off
Just fucking kill me
If coture got shot on his way out I'd be happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB-YzkmhrIg
r8 the song of my people.
EVEN NOW THERE IS HOPE FOR SHARKKIND
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
![burzum-aske[1].jpg_resize=300%2C300.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vx9TONK.jpg "burzum-aske[1].jpg_resize=300%2C300.jpg")
>>68258317
But I thought this was the song(s) of your people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WQta_rZrrg
>>68258317
That joik is made by a columbian guy who was adopted by swedish samis as a small kid
>>68258317
>>68258492
pic related
All those shittsburgh fans yelling fuck you and putting all their middle fingers up behind the postgame hosts, classy city you guys got there.
>blatant boarding on dumoulin
K, I can let one go
>blatant interference on fehr
K, faggots. Now I'm getting upset
>blatant crosschecking from burns the entire 3rd period
Fuck these refs.
a-at least I didn't spend $1,000 on tickets for the game r-right?
>>68258634
I was fine with all the no calls until they called the hook on hags at the end. it wasn't even a bad hook they just decided they had to call it because it let go of his stick
>>68258474
No-one listens to this shit except autists desu.
>>68258696
>spending $1000 on games when you can spend it on cocaine
>>68258777
I just quit coke :(
>167 shots blocked and only 13 goals allowed this series
Is Martin Jones elite?
>>68258842
Why are you calling saves, "shots blocked"?
>>68258885
shots blocked is a good way to call it because half of them are just hitting him in the stomach and he doesn't have to save it. pittsburgh babbies can't aim
>>68258829
If you didn't quit doing blow the pens probably would have won
>>68258911
so as long as they win the series I'm cool. that does make it a bit more stressful though.
on a side note my uncle had a heart attack tonight and I just found out because I was ignoring all my calls while the game was on, is that good or bad?
Might have been the most frustrating game I've ever watched, bros.
>>68258993
easily. I'm going to go look at silly pictures on /an/ and /wsg/ to feel better
>>68258980
That's bad
>Sharks win next game
>get cucked in game 7 like 6-1
>>68258901
>shots blocked is a good way to call it
>no confusion there with blocked shots
>not at all
>>68258373
REFPUCK WON'T HELP ME
SAVE THE POST-SEASON
>>68259162
THIS IS MY COACHES FAULT
>>68259187
I'M TIMING MY FACE OFFS
>>68259276
t. pong
>Murray literally undefeated after a loss
Well you asked for it shorks
>>68259357
It wouldn't have been a full shorkening if they would have been swept right away
>>68259397
It would've been fucking boring desu
jack reacher's on FX whos watching
>>68259416
yup
>>68259691
War of the worlds on ABC 2bh
>>68259718
what? are you on worst coast?
>>68259740
Yup
Holy shit Barry Melrose skin is beet red
>>68259762
yeah its talk show time here
>Pens getting another cup
I fucking hate you useless bay area retards
Look at these beatiful boys.
Honestly, they look as good as their jerseys.
>>68259791
from the thumbnail that hat logo kinda looks like a devils one
>>68259791
>implying sharks won't win
>>68259822
MAATA MAAAAD
>>68259791
>there won't be a reverse shorking
Good one jamal
>>68259822
> Thinks his country has a chance
> Forgot Finnish goaltending is a meme for all the wrong reasons
>>68259822
those are the pictures they go with? Jesus christ
>>68259883
>pic related is not even on the team
Rask is, dare I say it, E L I T E
>>68259883
rinne and rask are elite
>>68259914
Poo Poo Rask
>>68259926
>4 starts
>only 3 wins
nice shop
>>68259926
Solid meme, Steve.
>>68259920
> Thinks Rinne is elite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S4l2yC_Jhg
Some Elite goaltender he is.
>>68259920
Rinne is absolutely done. He doesn't belong in the league anymore.
Is there going to be a late night replay of todays game? Like on espn or something?
This picture is odd, I like how they captured the picture of the one sharks fan in the back. New meme
>That look at 2:00
>>68260038
>all those mad af glory chasers
Why are they even acting invested, most probably didn't watch 5 regular season games on tv
Tough loss, but the Pens are just so much more dominant on the ice that it's almost inconceivable to see them losing two more in a row.
>>68259960
Meant to reply with
>>68260047
>>68260067
Murray legitimately lost them this game. I expect him to be mad as fuck at himself and become a wall next game
>I don't rate Dubnyk
>>68260030
Probably on the NHL network tomorrow morning/afternoon
>>68260087
That's been his MO all playoffs. Pretty sure he's bounced back strong after literally every single loss, including regular season.
thanks for not bullying
>>68260067
Yeah but jones is playing on a whole different level than murray. Quality chances matter a lot more than shot attempts, and the sharks have been capitalizing at a higher rate than the pens all series, the lopsided shot total is just masking that.
Game 4 was a fluke, pens need double the shots just to have a chance.
>>68260030
it is on tomorrow on nhl network at 3pm
it is also on tomorrow at NBCSP at 7am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>68260125
The pens have literally dominated every game. Murray let in three softies tonight
Friendly reminder that the "city" of San Jose does not deserve a Cup.
>>68260198
Did you see the arena tonight?
Everyone left as soon as it went 4-2
>>68260198
that plush shark hat the girl is wearing is cute.
>>68260221
It's a Thursday night and traffic is a nightmare in Pittsburgh
They weren't going to come back from a 4-2 deficit that late in the game
>>68260252
> Making excuses for shit atmosphere
Not even a Shorks fan, and I think your team and its fans are pathetic. Hope you lose Game 7 at home.
>>68260146
He's let in softies every night, at some point it's the rule and not the exception. Out shooting a team 3:2 over 5 gamesay look like dominating but in that same period the pens have only scored 1 more goal, that's not dominating. The shots are lopsided, but the chances are pretty even, and when a goalie is controlling rebounds, has the room to challenge shots, and the defense is minimizing traffic, chances matter a lot more than shot totals
>>68260137
>>68260109
alright thanks anons
