Stanley Cup Final: Game 5 Pre-Game Thread
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Will the Pens sweep the Sharks in 5 and win for the first time on home ice?
Where: Pittsburgh, PA
When: 8 PM EST
TV: NBC and CBC
Record: Pens 3 - Sharks 1 (Best of 7)
>>68246232
Who makes up these names, a fucking zookeeper?
>>68246232
>Shorks
Post Bills
(AKA your Conn Smythe winner)
>>68246406
He deserves it but Crosgod will win it. Honestly who the fuck cares.
DELETE THIS!!!
ITS OGRE!!!
http://www.whowins.com/2016series/nhl2016o.html
>>68246540
Its not over until its over
> Shorks think they could break their curse
> Jumbo and Gutless think they can get rings
Anybody watching the game in PIttsburgh? Where's the place to be right now besides my room?
I'm ready to win the Stanley.
>Sweep
Uhhhh what?
>>68249188
newfriend much? :)
Fuck this shit. I fucking hate you san jose you had one job. Do you know what life as a flyers fan in pittsburgh is like? Do you fucking know? REEEE I HATE ThIS
>>68249090
The fucking stadium. Go to the big screen you baby
>>68249261
>cryers fan in Basedburgh
You have to leave.
>>68249261
kill yourself
>>68249303
I'm a Ravens fan. Meet me on south st and tell me to leave pussy
>>68249351
lol kill yourself
>>68249303
kek no, I'm here to stay. Enjoy your trophy you bandwagon glory hunting fuck.
>>68249359
This city makes you want to. I can't wait till this fucking assignment is done and I can leave olddrunkmanburgh
>>68249361
>>68249386
You two fags should get together and commit sedoku
>shags
>rags
>craps
>blots
>floyers
Hope the Sharks wins desu
>>68249386
>says the guy whose city was destroyed by rioting niggers
>>68249351
>nflel
THE STATE OF HOCKEY NEEDS YOUR POWER
>>68249535
If those sharks were any good they would have eaten that bitch.
no wonder your team is down
>>68249351
>cuckegg
>Baltimore
lmao we've got a blackie in here
Shorks are getting blown out tonight dezu sandpie
>>68249655
I hope so. I hope it's another 8-0 blowout like the first Cup win.
reminder than penguins are the manlet team
how long until the game beging to start?
>>68249749
43 bings
made a sandwich for the game
>>68249749
8:15pm normal people time. You drunk Binlan?
>>68249766
ty ameribro
>>68249781
i wasn't arsed to check out the timezones man
>Pens proving you can win the cup with speed/skill
>mfw Canadian good ole boys will continue to fill the game with "muh grit" meat and potatoe players
>mfw because of this hockey will remain irrelevant
so assuming pittsburgh win, where does crosby rank all-time?
10
Hoping the Pens reek the Sharks tonight and lift the cup on home ice.
#DoItForDuper!
All joking aside, I wish us Penbros weren't going against the Sharks this year. I respect you Sharkbros.
>>68249830
4
Gretzky>Lemeiux>Orr>Crosby>Howe
>>68249885
You, I like you.
>>68249512
Fair point Familia. I travel a lot.
Still hoping the shorks shork tonight, might burn a couch
>>68249860
This tbqh. Sharks are the one team I didn't want to see in the finals. Was really hoping we could have ass fucked shit louis.
>>68249860
I wish it was LA or something. It's hard to not like San Jose.
>>68249885
thanks la
>>68249830
Top 10 probably
>gretz
>orr
>lemieux
>howe
>jagr
>hasek
>>68246466
Are you retarded? Crosby isn't going to win it. Murray would
>>68250055
c'mon, everybody is sucking his dick att
he's "supposed" to win it
>>68250055
Gotta agree with you. Conn Smythe should go to Phil, Murray, Cullen, or Letang.
>canacuck got so mad he reported my post in /hoc/
1993, you little fucking bitch.
Thank fuck, this shit is going to be over tonight.
>>68249830
6th
>>68250111
>cullen
thats not bonino
>>68250111
>Cullen
That's not Hagelin
>>68250111
>>68250055
How does it not go to Bonino? 18 blocked shots alone in the SCF and a stellar post season as a whole
>>68250148
Fuck it, the trophy will be smelt down and made into lapel pins as every player deserves it.
>>68250171
They love to jerk it to rookie goalies. NBCSN just showed an infographic about it, even
>>68250111
>Cullen
Gotta agree with >>68250148. If you want a bottom 6 centre it has to be Bonino
>>68250055
I wouldn't be mad if Murray did. We all have to admit the pongs wouldn't be here if Fleury had been starting
>>68250055
Murray has been solid but not particularly spectacular since the Caps series. You should have to steal just about every series if you're going to win it as a goalie.
Pens still have to win btw.
>>68250171
Honestly the whole HBK line should win it
>>68250206
This. I'm so scared that if the pens lose tonight they'll lose the series
>>68246232
>Sweep in 5
>Best of 7
Nigger you ain't sweeping shit if you lose even 1 game in a series
>>68250258
Hi new Canadian friend! Welcome to 4chan
how many goals has Joe thorton scored this series?
>>68250237
The only teams in history to push a 3-1 series to game 7 are the 2006 Oilers and the 1942 >laffs
>>68250392
I know all the stats and history are on Pitts side, im just still a little nervous
>>68250392
So? It could literally happen. I'm haunted by that 3-1 lead vs the fucking >RAGS
BILL
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>>68250449
>tfw I was at games 5 and 7 of that series
GO PENS GO!!!
>>68250449
Different head coach though m8, and a way different team at this point as well
>>68250543
Always good to have you here Kingsbro
bill
>tfw have a pubsub and eighteen beers for this game
feeling so nervous
Will this be the last comfy memeing we have together lads or will we meet again to another gamethread this season?
>tfw no anok
how many goals does pavelski have this series?
this is it boys
i spent 3000 hours in mspaint creating new memes for tonight
If repeating digits bill gwg to cement his conn smythe
>>68250755
OH SHIT
>>68250751
Preview?
>>68250755
pleas happen
>>68250741
zero(0)(zilch)(nada)(none)
>>68250755
confirmed
>>68250775
im on mobile still for about another half hour
>>68250755
pls happen
>>68250118
I thought you deleted those posts yourself because you got so utterly blown the fuck out by the responses
please post a link to the stream
Pens gonna sweep the sharks just like fat pot pocket fucking pedos are sweeping this thread
>this intro
dallas green bae
When will a Canadian team win the SC?
>>68250923
http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2665200383
this is the gayest song ever
LET'S GO PENS!
FINALLY FREE FROM THE PAST
>you now remember that one year the shorks made the final and got completely fucking decimated
>cbc intro
>bill waking up from the nightmare of being a laff
>>68250948
just reminded me to open the link thing in mpchc
thx anyway ;)
>>68250755
Please
>all those people outside
holy FUGG
who is crosby handing the cup to lads?
kessel, for finally winning one?
murray, the rookie, because of all he's done?
or some old fuck like cullen so he can retire?
>>68250974
>yfw they go 25+ more years before their first cup
>hoist the stanley cup
>hoist
what kind of accent is this?
>>68251015
I waved, did you see me?
>>68250969
Let's go anorexia more like it
>>68251018
Duper 2bh
>there are people on here from Pittsburgh who are not out on the streets at watch parties waiting to party
>>68251018
Letang for being the fucking rock.
I swear to god Crysby better not get the Conn Smythe.
>>68250987
Did the intro focus on Kessel being run out of Toronto?
>>68251053
I take it the autistic elite is here tonight
>>68247791
Says san pedro fan
>>68251063
IT'LL BE BILL
>>68251053
Mother fucker, there is such a thing as 4chan for Mobile (Clover).
>>68251038
That means you should feed her something, like some dick.
>>68251032
Its a word? In english? Means lift?
>>68251063
inb4 crosby hat trick
>>68251042
>duper
No. I love me some #9 but that would be cheesy and uncomfortable.
>>68251053
>tfw no friends
>>68250973
I'm not much of a pongs fan but I would be glad for him if he hoists is
Considering all the pain he had to take with the >laffs especially the shitshow in the shortened season
>it was 4-1
so if the pongs win it, do it for Bill
>feet like penaldo
oh am laffin
>>68251063
Crosby would have to completely take over this game for him to win it I think
>>68251085
>join the crowd outside the arena
>everyone behind you watching you shitpost over your shoulder
>>68251088
>swedes
lmao
>>68251018
duper for sure, duper hands it to kessel, or cullen
Kessel should win so I can watch Toronto fans commit suicide in anger.
pens don't be fucking faggots
let this go to six
>>68251053
>not watching the game with your senpai/bros at the same place you've watched all season.
Fuck those glory hunting fags out on the street.
>>68250703
>eighteen beers
you sure this will last lad?
I got 40 ready just to be sure
As a pongs fan I wouldn't be upset if Bill or Sid got the Smiff. Both have had am arduous rode in different aspects to get here.
>>68251066
it had him in a leafs jersey head down then "waking up" like this >>68250973
>>68251180
I have to wake up at six tomorrow, so that's as far as I'll go
>>68251166
Fuck you, hows your wifes son Muhammed
friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
>>68251214
Ahahaha that's fucking classic
>>68251042
>>68251148
lol no
>>68251232
>LA team
>no fans
nice meme
>>68251042
>>68251148
what's with the duper love lads? can ya fill me in?
>>68251232
friendly reminder that the Penguins had NO FANS before April
>>68251232
friendly reminder la is a big city and they probably had at least 1
>>68251179
>"I hate a fun atmosphere"
>>68251150
they deserve it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvpY3i-UcCg
also
this faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfnJtA8p528
>>68251232
Why you hef to be mad? Here, have some Curry to brighten up your day.
>>68251300
Obviously tour not from the burgh
>>68251303
they had a few for one season after gretzky went there, but it was a blackhole until 2012
>cuckolds
I HOPE YOU'RE ALL READY TO WORK
>>68251363
Obviously you haven't been on /hoc/ all season
>>68251285
He's a good guy with a cool personality and had to stop playing because of clots. He still works out with the team because it kills him not to but he's written in the player's tribune about how the players joking about "Coach Duper" tears him up
>>68251216
understandable then
cheers m8
How would you feel if you were Jumbo Joe right now
At least win one more Shorks so these steel sucking coal miners don't get to celebrate in the stadium
Name a more irrelevant team than the Carolina Hurricanes.
>>68251449
I'd be perpetually on suicide watch for the rest of my fucking life.
>>68251472
look at his face
Hello from the future
sharks will win. 3-2 OT
>Murray not high 5ing kids out of the tunnel
Is he autistic?
>>68251413
>/hoc/ is an accurate depiction of a teams fanbase
Wew lad, not everybody enjoys pulju and clipart :^)
Cherry on it again
>>68251449
same as Marlue and Thornton
pretty fucking sad to get the chance to make it after years with the shork and then setup the ultimate SHORK
end this misery
here to make a webm of justin schultz skating with the cup
>>68251472
That's a big Cherry.
lgtss guys
>shorks
>eternal chokers
>>68251496
you can't touch the Murr
Seriously, just don't touch him
it kinda sucks that the shokes won't put up any much of a fite
kinda want this longer than a 5 games sweeps
>>68251505
the only thing that could make it worse is if the Kings win it next year.
>>68251477
Coal miners are WV but good laugh sir
>>68251525
for you
>>68251478
WHO
>>68251496
>>68251533
Would touching trigger the autism?
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I haven't watched a cup clinching game in 5 years. Hopefully tonight doesn't trigger my ptsd.
Jim Jefferson with the anthem
>>68251500
>don't show up in /hoc/
>barely have game threads in the regular season
>come out of the woodworks after beating the >rags
Tell me more about how faithful you've been all season I'm enjoying it
dog bless the land of the fat
I think I have ass worms and this game is taking too long to start.
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>>68251603
hahahaha
WE'RE NOT OUT YET, LET'S GO SHARKS!!!
>>68251606
I'd lik her bumhole
>>68251602
Dude, PGH loves their hockey, I don't know where you're looking. Maybe the issue is that you've been spending all your time on /sp/
Loving the Pantera before every game at console.
They been using that all season or just the playoffs?
>>68251606
>cheering for a rival
No, fuck you.
>>68251550
or the Blackcucks and we have to hear Betman yelling """dynasty""" all over again
the sharks haven't had a lead in this series
wew lad
>>68251606
I'm sorry Wil Wheaton bandwagoning the shorks made my neutral ass lean towards shittburgh.
Bonino looks like a terrorist with his beard
Why couldn't the Bolts have played the Sharks this year? Why did >we have to be cannon fodder?
pens suck dickeroo
>>68249090
Literally anywhere in the city with a tv
>pongs
>>68251606
7/10, would pee in her butt
HOLY SHIT FINALLY
TY BASED WOOKIE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OHHH YES!!!! IT BEGINS!!!!
UH OK
>>68251670
whoopsies
>WINNING
HAHAHA
DOOT DOOT DOOT
B U R N S
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>>68251659
What were they playing? Depending on the song determines the chances of pens winning tonight
LEAD
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WE DID IT REDDIT! LE BEARDMAN SCORED!!
WELL THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG
fugggggg
No cup today friendos
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sharks sweep in 5 confirmed
Does murray even know how to hug the post and guard short side?
UH OH
>LET THE REVERSE SHORK BEGIN
is everyone behind?
Uh...that's not how I wanted it to start
KEKED
Murray ain't shit
WHAT THE FUCK ALREADY
>BASED SHORKS????¿
THE HELL IS GOING ON
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
BURNS
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>"FIRST LEAD OF STANLEY CUP FINAL"
reminder that it's game 5
DOOT DOOT DOOT
LETS GO PEH
check out that Cam Ward
T H E R E I S H O P E Y E T
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>>68251745
if only it was 3-0
Wow, for the sharks, this game is going...
>swimmingly
>>68251727
But chubby reddit man plays for the pens
Murry CHOKES
lol... 2 FUCKING turtle movies
disgusting
>mfw $1500 to see a loss
>>68251739
this
all my fucking rage this post-season
wow, murray fucked that amazingly
>>68251750
What the hell is this ""pizza""?
Explain yourself Mr. Funland
>>68251724
Walk
>>68251781
Their offense finally has some
>bite
to it.
>>68251781
Only waiting two minutes to make a pun about how the game is going
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>pongs
>pongs
are you fucking serious
>PONGS
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Sharks in 7
>>68251819
is delish
GET FUCKED
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>Elite goaltending
>Pens fans actually thought this.
>>68251821
Oh yeah they already lost then
COOCHIE COOCHIE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fuck San Jose
P2NS BTFO LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PENS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT OF PENS TOWN!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the actual fuck, Pens?
>THE SHITSBURGH OF PITTSBURGH
>PONGS
holy shit
Pins
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Shittsburgh
>PONGS
SCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH>SHITSBURGH
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA FUCKING PENS GET FUCKED
What a chokejob jesus christ Pongs
24-0 BLOWOUT INCOMING
LOL SHITTSBURGH
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHH
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
>>68251867
Bettman wants game 7
What the actual fuck is happening.
>>68251837
>>68251830
Wow, the sharks sure have FINished the Penguins early!
>Shark
>Fin
lol
If they keep it up, I can see 7, but I still don't believe.
>amateur goaltending
lmao goalie change when?
2 game lead is most dangerous lead
Thrown game confirmed
CONFIRMED
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Shorks put on their big boy underoos today
>>68251659
Agreed.
Also,
>yfw couture gets the Conn Smythe
Pens powerplay upcoming
PULL HIM
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Hungry
Burger
King
its ogre, sharks win the series
Friendly reminder that the Penguins had NO FANS before April 2016
lmao pens
S H O O K
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>2YAN MU22AY
>>68251902
kek. dubs for 24-0 blowout
>talking shit when youre down 3 games to 1
>>68251855
this looks somewhat better
what's the white stuf and the other toppings on the first one
also
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
can they make they reverse sweep happen?
When was the last time a team memed themselves in a final from 3-1?
PENS ARE
RATTLED
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HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED PENGS
>>68251940
>rags
>>68246406
No chance they don't give it to Murray.
Just came here to say
GET FUCKED PONGS!
Now back to bed to wait game 6
>All these Pens fans outside
lel
>mfw game 6 confirmed
lol that crazy faggot fan
what the fuck are the penguins doing?
Just ate roasted red pepper quinoa, ground turkey, and basil tomato pesto. Now it's beer time.
>>68251959
Not the right Murray
Dude the pens look slow as fuck tonight
Are they finally tuckered out?
post yfw it ends 7-1
>camera hole
Let's go Shorks
Bring it back to California
refpuck?
the most dangerous lead
>>68251954
animooted for (You)
>>68251962
>talking shit when you root for the shittiest bandwagon team in the league.
>>68251984
>all these pens fans who paid a lot of money inside
ftfy
>>68251975
The Sharks are giving it to Murray right now
MFW delay of game meme
BENALTY
sharks on track for 30-0
CALLED IT
Jewbris is an agent
MART1N JONES LMAO
SUCK DICK
LMAO
Shorks gonna shork
>>68251928
Finland? The fuck are you doing here go do a Wife-Carrying competition or some shit.
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>daianus
GONG SHOW
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>>68252032
don't destroy it for Donskoi man
SCAR
That's a well played power play
>shorks
>>68252039
thats fucking great holy shit.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>it was 2-0
SSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRR
EAT SHIT WEST COAST TRASH
WE'VE GOT A MEME GAME DOWN IN PENSBURGH DOC
>sharks pk
lmao
I don't know guys, it looks like we might be witnessing the unfolding of another meme game.
G E N O
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>it was an early 2-0 lead
XDDDDDD
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
>IT WAS 2-0
HIGH SCORING SHOOT OUT HERE WE GO
That's no pooperplay. That's a real PP.
everyone else lagging?
>scoring on your own goal
>Goal scored by number 61 Justin braunschweig asshole
7-6 sharks in 3OT pls
>>68251912
nvm gg
HE AIMED FOR THE FOOT. EZ.
WHAT A GOD.
GEEEEEEEEEEENNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
>shorks
MEMES
HOLY SHIT
>>68252012
>eating fag food
BASED
SCAAAARRRRR
SCAR
>it was 2-0
>mfw the most dangerous meme is habbening
NICE """"""""""""LEAD""""""""""""""""
>SHORKS
>shorks
will they ever not choke?
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
STRIKES ALREADY
WHAT IS DEFENSE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD
>SHORKS
>IT WAS 2-0
MEME GAME CONFIRMED
E
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G
A
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ITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHAITS WAS 2-0 HAHAHAHAHAHA
WOWOWOWIWIWEIEOEIOEWOWL
DUDE
WHAT
DUDE
WAHT
WDUDE
WHAT
DUDE
4 goals in the first 5 minutes
What the fuck
YOU GET A GOAL, YOU GET A GOAL, EVERYONE GETS A GOAL
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THIS GAME?????
>most boring series of all time
>suddenly 3 goals jn the first 4 minutes
Oy vey
M O S T D A N G E R O U S L E A D
haha oh wow
2-2 5 minutes
WILD RIDE CONFIRMED
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!
Holy shit all these goals
The choke is on
LGTSS
>shorks
SCORE SCARR SCORE SCARR
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL
BONINO
O
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>this game
HOW THE FUCK
SCARRRR4RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?
are you fucking kidding me
nuke this arena
nuke this league
That was literally the most meme goal I have ever seen.
MEME GAME
IT WAS FUCKING 2-0
LMAO
TIED
MARTIN IS GAY
SAN GAY GAY SHOKES
SHOKES
H
O
K
E
S
>any goaltending
>IT WAS 2-0
IT'S SHORKENING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS FUCKING GAME
who needs goalies anyways
are you shitting me
OH BOY THE SHARKS ARE FUCKING BAD
holyshit my body was not ready for all this emotions
>2-0
WHAT IS THIS GAME LMAO
just fucking end my life
> 2 GOALS IN 22 SECONDS
MY SIDES
HOLY SHIT SHORKS GET IT TOGETHER
>5 MINUTES IN
>2-2
HOLY SHIT
SSSSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRR
>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS
OY VEY
shorks always find a way to shork just look they shorked another shork before i could finish shorking this shork
holy kek fucking SHORKS SHORKING
I just got here. What the fuck is going on?
>4 goals in 5 minutes
My fucking heart.
SHORKS? MORE LIKE SHOOKS
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
LASTED FOR ONLY A COUPLE MINUTES
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NOT AGAIN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DELETE THIS THREAD
DELETE IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>NA GOALTENDING
What the fuck is this game?!!?
>mfw this game
IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
I picked the right day to start sniffing glue
GAY ASS TEAM ON BOTH ENDS
LMAO
GAY
A
Y
>CHOKRS
NEEDS MORE GOALS DESU FAMALAM
own goal incoming
not sure what team
Bonino for Conn
CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS GAME
Last 2 are your final score
>getting the choke out of the way in the first five minutes
Top-tier tactics by the Sharks rite here imo
AND ANOTHER ONE!!!!!
HAHA 3-2 WHAT
Meme game confirmed
>BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
Obvious scripted shit like this is more boring than when the pongs just dominated the shorks desu
>young goaltending
CHOKING HARDER THAN A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD WHO SWALLOWED A LEGO
>SHORKS
>Sharks
BOTH TEAMS ARE FUCKING GAY
FUCKING GAY
U
C
K
I
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G
G
A
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>>68252075
staying up all knight and shitposting
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>SHORKS
YFW FINAL SCORE IS 30-29
THAT DEAD DROP
>>68252254
DELET
WE GOT A MEME IN PITTSBURGH
>>68252288
lmao died when PA said this
>SHORKS
>MEME
>TEAM
>2 IN 22
https://www.reddit.com/r/SanJoseSharks/comments/4nb0p8/game_thread_scf_5_sharks_13_at_penguins_31_5pm/
LOL
COMPLAINING
ABOUT
REF
PUCK
HAHAHA
A
H
A
H
A
>shags
stream pls, seems like I gotta stay up for this shir
FUCK THIS MEME GAME
>shorks
>>68252357
https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/comments/4ndia5/game_thread_sharks_at_penguins_800_pm_et/
>>68252357
http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2665200383
need vpn
>>68252348
>r/hockey
All I want is to be dead
Air hockey game confirmed
>lundqvist is laughing on his recliner
>Martin Jones
>Matt Murray
Fucking young goaltending.
>>68252374
tyvm
im just glad we have some action in this game.
the last few games have been pretty boring.
>>68252308
Pipe down Amy Schumer
You fat Miss Piggy
What the fuck?
I just went to the fridge to grab a beer and come back to this and almost woke up gf with my WTF
Man the shorks really take shorking to another level,
>Get fas 2-0
>shork it in under one minute
Question for all you SJS Fans: do you think the team hates their fans?
MEME GAME
Rest of the game will be boring as fuck, no scoring, go into OT tied 2-2
>>68252348
>linking to leddit
>>68252357
http://nhl-stream.com/live/pittsburgh-penguins-live-stream/channel-1/
delete all the shit and you are good senpai
Goal 5 incoming...
HOW CAN ONE LEAD BE THIS DANGEROUS
>>68252419
Lose some weight fatty
Holy fuck how
REFPUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SHORKS PENALTY
>HERE COMES GOAL 5
I LOVE HOCKEY SO MUCH. WHO ELSE LIKES HOCKEY HERE?
BILL!!! NOOO!
What the fuck is happening?
>>68252419
Get some aloe. Just try and remember not to eat it.
Pens came out nervous but now they're on their game.
SHORKING CONTINUES
START COMPLAINING ABOUT REFPUCK NOW
REMEMBER THAT THE ONLY GAME YOU WON WAS GIFTED TO YOU
WHY BURNS WHY
PENS POWER PLAY
GET FUCKED SHORKS
oh fuck
>>68252348
Return to Reddit
>>68252472
its okay
sharks def blow god damn
>>68252472
right here bud
>>68252479
The ultimate shorkening.
>>68252419
>I argue with this "man" on /hoc/
why
>>68252479
the Sharks are happening
Kessel sperging
>it's a slobber knocker episode
>bursn
>pavelsik
>thortnon
>malreau
>joens
>refs giving Kessel a rest
>>68252461
Don't take it so harshly your chins are cute desu
>>68252462
>Sharks fans in charge of not being retarded
>>68252509
BAH GAWD
Reimer vs Fleury hype
>sit directly behind the bench
>know you will be on TV close up
>dress like a slob
when is the halftime show?
I really wish we would stop shorking
>shorkshorkshork
>It's 2-2
>implying sharks are losing
>b-but o-our beards!
>>68252472
it's okay, i prefer Olympic synchronized swimming
>It's a Shorks can't deal with the Pongs speed episode
So what else is new
>>68252479
The Sharks are lulling the Penguins into a false sense of security.
>>68252404
Probably, I would
>OFF THE FUCKING POST!!
PHIL PLS
>all these trollposts
>>68252539
>IT WAS 2-0
>>68252472
It's shit
>>68252534
me with the blue hat
THIS FUCKING GAME
>10 MINUTES IN
can you pull the goalie during a powerplay and have like 7 players on O?
PHIL MISSING TWO GOALS BY INCHES.
THE LEAF CURSE IS UPON THIS TEAM
PHIL MISSING TWO GOALS BY INCHES.
THE LEAF CURSE IS UPON THIS TEAM
PHIL MISSING TWO GOALS BY INCHES.
THE LEAF CURSE IS UPON THIS TEAM
PHIL MISSING TWO GOALS BY INCHES.
THE LEAF CURSE IS UPON THIS TEAM
This thread is moving too slow for a SCF elimination game
>A better goalie than Jones
>2 shorks goals
>neither by Thornton Donskoi or Pavelski
>>68252553
I can't think of anything else
Giving all SJS fans hope and then set up the ultra shork
POST FOR MVP
>>68252539
Shorks score two goals in the first like 4 seconds and proceed to blow it in like 2
>>68252552
literally the opposite
>>68252605
Retard
steven (((Spielberg)))
>wait to feel the shark nibbling on the bait
>once the shark begins to swim away, he feels safe with his catch
>pull the rod sharply and forcefully upward
>this traps the shark, setting the hook deep into its mouth
FUCKIN SHORKS NOT AGAIN
>>68246232
LET GO
>>68257582
4444444444444444444444444444444444
>>68252928
penguins where u at ????
>>68246232
crosby cry more plz
