Will the Pens sweep the Sharks in 5 and win for the first time on home ice?
Where: Pittsburgh, PA
When: 8 PM EST
TV: NBC and CBC
Record: Pens 3 - Sharks 1 (Best of 7)
>>68246232
Who makes up these names, a fucking zookeeper?
>>68246232
>Shorks
Post Bills
(AKA your Conn Smythe winner)
>>68246406
He deserves it but Crosgod will win it. Honestly who the fuck cares.
DELETE THIS!!!
ITS OGRE!!!
http://www.whowins.com/2016series/nhl2016o.html
>>68246540
Its not over until its over
> Shorks think they could break their curse
> Jumbo and Gutless think they can get rings
Anybody watching the game in PIttsburgh? Where's the place to be right now besides my room?
I'm ready to win the Stanley.
>Sweep
Uhhhh what?
>>68249188
newfriend much? :)
Fuck this shit. I fucking hate you san jose you had one job. Do you know what life as a flyers fan in pittsburgh is like? Do you fucking know? REEEE I HATE ThIS
>>68249090
The fucking stadium. Go to the big screen you baby
>>68249261
>cryers fan in Basedburgh
You have to leave.
>>68249261
kill yourself
>>68249303
I'm a Ravens fan. Meet me on south st and tell me to leave pussy
>>68249351
lol kill yourself
>>68249303
kek no, I'm here to stay. Enjoy your trophy you bandwagon glory hunting fuck.
>>68249359
This city makes you want to. I can't wait till this fucking assignment is done and I can leave olddrunkmanburgh
>>68249361
>>68249386
You two fags should get together and commit sedoku
>shags
>rags
>craps
>blots
>floyers
Hope the Sharks wins desu
>>68249386
>says the guy whose city was destroyed by rioting niggers
>>68249351
>nflel
THE STATE OF HOCKEY NEEDS YOUR POWER
>>68249535
If those sharks were any good they would have eaten that bitch.
no wonder your team is down
>>68249351
>cuckegg
>Baltimore
lmao we've got a blackie in here
Shorks are getting blown out tonight dezu sandpie
>>68249655
I hope so. I hope it's another 8-0 blowout like the first Cup win.
reminder than penguins are the manlet team
how long until the game beging to start?
>>68249749
43 bings
made a sandwich for the game
>>68249749
8:15pm normal people time. You drunk Binlan?
>>68249766
ty ameribro
>>68249781
i wasn't arsed to check out the timezones man
>Pens proving you can win the cup with speed/skill
>mfw Canadian good ole boys will continue to fill the game with "muh grit" meat and potatoe players
>mfw because of this hockey will remain irrelevant
so assuming pittsburgh win, where does crosby rank all-time?
10
Hoping the Pens reek the Sharks tonight and lift the cup on home ice.
#DoItForDuper!
All joking aside, I wish us Penbros weren't going against the Sharks this year. I respect you Sharkbros.
>>68249830
4
Gretzky>Lemeiux>Orr>Crosby>Howe
>>68249885
You, I like you.
>>68249512
Fair point Familia. I travel a lot.
Still hoping the shorks shork tonight, might burn a couch
>>68249860
This tbqh. Sharks are the one team I didn't want to see in the finals. Was really hoping we could have ass fucked shit louis.
>>68249860
I wish it was LA or something. It's hard to not like San Jose.
>>68249885
thanks la
>>68249830
Top 10 probably
>gretz
>orr
>lemieux
>howe
>jagr
>hasek
>>68246466
Are you retarded? Crosby isn't going to win it. Murray would
>>68250055
c'mon, everybody is sucking his dick att
he's "supposed" to win it
>>68250055
Gotta agree with you. Conn Smythe should go to Phil, Murray, Cullen, or Letang.
>canacuck got so mad he reported my post in /hoc/
1993, you little fucking bitch.
Thank fuck, this shit is going to be over tonight.
>>68249830
6th
>>68250111
>cullen
thats not bonino
>>68250111
>Cullen
That's not Hagelin
>>68250111
>>68250055
How does it not go to Bonino? 18 blocked shots alone in the SCF and a stellar post season as a whole
>>68250148
Fuck it, the trophy will be smelt down and made into lapel pins as every player deserves it.
>>68250171
They love to jerk it to rookie goalies. NBCSN just showed an infographic about it, even
>>68250111
>Cullen
Gotta agree with >>68250148. If you want a bottom 6 centre it has to be Bonino
>>68250055
I wouldn't be mad if Murray did. We all have to admit the pongs wouldn't be here if Fleury had been starting
>>68250055
Murray has been solid but not particularly spectacular since the Caps series. You should have to steal just about every series if you're going to win it as a goalie.
Pens still have to win btw.
>>68250171
Honestly the whole HBK line should win it
>>68250206
This. I'm so scared that if the pens lose tonight they'll lose the series
>>68246232
>Sweep in 5
>Best of 7
Nigger you ain't sweeping shit if you lose even 1 game in a series
>>68250258
Hi new Canadian friend! Welcome to 4chan
how many goals has Joe thorton scored this series?
>>68250237
The only teams in history to push a 3-1 series to game 7 are the 2006 Oilers and the 1942 >laffs
>>68250368
0
>>68250392
I know all the stats and history are on Pitts side, im just still a little nervous
>>68250392
So? It could literally happen. I'm haunted by that 3-1 lead vs the fucking >RAGS
BILL
I
L
L
>>68250449
>tfw I was at games 5 and 7 of that series
GO PENS GO!!!
>>68250449
Different head coach though m8, and a way different team at this point as well
>>68250543
Always good to have you here Kingsbro
bill
>tfw have a pubsub and eighteen beers for this game
feeling so nervous
Will this be the last comfy memeing we have together lads or will we meet again to another gamethread this season?
>tfw no anok
how many goals does pavelski have this series?
this is it boys
i spent 3000 hours in mspaint creating new memes for tonight
If repeating digits bill gwg to cement his conn smythe
>>68250755
OH SHIT
>>68250751
Preview?
>>68250755
pleas happen
>>68250741
zero(0)(zilch)(nada)(none)
>>68250755
confirmed
>>68250755
BILL
>>68250775
im on mobile still for about another half hour
>>68250755
pls happen
>>68250118
I thought you deleted those posts yourself because you got so utterly blown the fuck out by the responses
>>68250755
please post a link to the stream
Pens gonna sweep the sharks just like fat pot pocket fucking pedos are sweeping this thread
>this intro
dallas green bae
When will a Canadian team win the SC?
>>68250923
http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2665200383
this is the gayest song ever
LET'S GO PENS!
FINALLY FREE FROM THE PAST
>you now remember that one year the shorks made the final and got completely fucking decimated
>cbc intro
>bill waking up from the nightmare of being a laff
>>68250948
just reminded me to open the link thing in mpchc
thx anyway ;)
>>68250755
Please
>all those people outside
holy FUGG
who is crosby handing the cup to lads?
kessel, for finally winning one?
murray, the rookie, because of all he's done?
or some old fuck like cullen so he can retire?
>>68250974
>yfw they go 25+ more years before their first cup
>hoist the stanley cup
>hoist
what kind of accent is this?
>>68251015
I waved, did you see me?
>>68250969
Let's go anorexia more like it
>>68251018
Duper 2bh
>there are people on here from Pittsburgh who are not out on the streets at watch parties waiting to party
>>68251018
Letang for being the fucking rock.
I swear to god Crysby better not get the Conn Smythe.
>>68250987
Did the intro focus on Kessel being run out of Toronto?
>>68251053
I take it the autistic elite is here tonight
>>68247791
Says san pedro fan
>>68251063
IT'LL BE BILL
>>68251053
Mother fucker, there is such a thing as 4chan for Mobile (Clover).
>>68251038
That means you should feed her something, like some dick.
>>68251032
Its a word? In english? Means lift?
>>68251063
inb4 crosby hat trick
>>68251042
>duper
No. I love me some #9 but that would be cheesy and uncomfortable.
>>68251053
>tfw no friends
>>68250973
I'm not much of a pongs fan but I would be glad for him if he hoists is
Considering all the pain he had to take with the >laffs especially the shitshow in the shortened season
>it was 4-1
so if the pongs win it, do it for Bill
>feet like penaldo
oh am laffin
>>68251063
Crosby would have to completely take over this game for him to win it I think
>>68251085
>join the crowd outside the arena
>everyone behind you watching you shitpost over your shoulder
>>68251088
>swedes
lmao
>>68251018
duper for sure, duper hands it to kessel, or cullen
Kessel should win so I can watch Toronto fans commit suicide in anger.
pens don't be fucking faggots
let this go to six
>>68251053
>not watching the game with your senpai/bros at the same place you've watched all season.
Fuck those glory hunting fags out on the street.
>>68250703
>eighteen beers
you sure this will last lad?
I got 40 ready just to be sure
As a pongs fan I wouldn't be upset if Bill or Sid got the Smiff. Both have had am arduous rode in different aspects to get here.
>>68251066
it had him in a leafs jersey head down then "waking up" like this >>68250973
>>68251180
I have to wake up at six tomorrow, so that's as far as I'll go
>>68251166
Fuck you, hows your wifes son Muhammed
friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
>>68251214
Ahahaha that's fucking classic
>>68251042
>>68251148
lol no
>>68251232
>LA team
>no fans
nice meme
>>68251042
>>68251148
what's with the duper love lads? can ya fill me in?
>>68251232
friendly reminder that the Penguins had NO FANS before April
>>68251232
friendly reminder la is a big city and they probably had at least 1
>>68251179
>"I hate a fun atmosphere"
>>68251150
they deserve it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvpY3i-UcCg
also
this faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfnJtA8p528
>>68251232
Why you hef to be mad? Here, have some Curry to brighten up your day.
>>68251300
Obviously tour not from the burgh
>>68251303
they had a few for one season after gretzky went there, but it was a blackhole until 2012
>cuckolds
I HOPE YOU'RE ALL READY TO WORK
>>68251363
Obviously you haven't been on /hoc/ all season
>>68251285
He's a good guy with a cool personality and had to stop playing because of clots. He still works out with the team because it kills him not to but he's written in the player's tribune about how the players joking about "Coach Duper" tears him up
>>68251216
understandable then
cheers m8
How would you feel if you were Jumbo Joe right now
At least win one more Shorks so these steel sucking coal miners don't get to celebrate in the stadium
Name a more irrelevant team than the Carolina Hurricanes.
>>68251449
I'd be perpetually on suicide watch for the rest of my fucking life.
>>68251472
look at his face
Hello from the future
sharks will win. 3-2 OT
>Murray not high 5ing kids out of the tunnel
Is he autistic?
>>68251413
>/hoc/ is an accurate depiction of a teams fanbase
Wew lad, not everybody enjoys pulju and clipart :^)
Cherry on it again
>>68251449
same as Marlue and Thornton
pretty fucking sad to get the chance to make it after years with the shork and then setup the ultimate SHORK
end this misery
here to make a webm of justin schultz skating with the cup
>>68251472
That's a big Cherry.
lgtss guys
>shorks
>eternal chokers
>>68251496
you can't touch the Murr
Seriously, just don't touch him
it kinda sucks that the shokes won't put up any much of a fite
kinda want this longer than a 5 games sweeps
>>68251505
the only thing that could make it worse is if the Kings win it next year.
>>68251477
Coal miners are WV but good laugh sir
>>68251525
for you
>>68251478
WHO
>>68251496
>>68251533
Would touching trigger the autism?
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I haven't watched a cup clinching game in 5 years. Hopefully tonight doesn't trigger my ptsd.
Jim Jefferson with the anthem
>>68251500
>don't show up in /hoc/
>barely have game threads in the regular season
>come out of the woodworks after beating the >rags
Tell me more about how faithful you've been all season I'm enjoying it
dog bless the land of the fat
I think I have ass worms and this game is taking too long to start.
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>>68251603
hahahaha
WE'RE NOT OUT YET, LET'S GO SHARKS!!!
>>68251606
I'd lik her bumhole
>>68251602
Dude, PGH loves their hockey, I don't know where you're looking. Maybe the issue is that you've been spending all your time on /sp/
Loving the Pantera before every game at console.
They been using that all season or just the playoffs?
>>68251606
>cheering for a rival
No, fuck you.
>>68251550
or the Blackcucks and we have to hear Betman yelling """dynasty""" all over again
the sharks haven't had a lead in this series
wew lad
>>68251606
I'm sorry Wil Wheaton bandwagoning the shorks made my neutral ass lean towards shittburgh.
Bonino looks like a terrorist with his beard
Why couldn't the Bolts have played the Sharks this year? Why did >we have to be cannon fodder?
pens suck dickeroo
>>68249090
Literally anywhere in the city with a tv
>pongs
>>68251606
7/10, would pee in her butt
HOLY SHIT FINALLY
TY BASED WOOKIE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OHHH YES!!!! IT BEGINS!!!!
UH OK
>>68251670
whoopsies
>WINNING
HAHAHA
DOOT DOOT DOOT
B U R N S
U
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>>68251659
What were they playing? Depending on the song determines the chances of pens winning tonight
LEAD
E
A
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WE DID IT REDDIT! LE BEARDMAN SCORED!!
WELL THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG
fugggggg
No cup today friendos
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sharks sweep in 5 confirmed
Does murray even know how to hug the post and guard short side?
UH OH
>LET THE REVERSE SHORK BEGIN
is everyone behind?
Uh...that's not how I wanted it to start
KEKED
Murray ain't shit
WHAT THE FUCK ALREADY
>BASED SHORKS????¿
THE HELL IS GOING ON
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
BURNS
U
R
N
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>"FIRST LEAD OF STANLEY CUP FINAL"
reminder that it's game 5
DOOT DOOT DOOT
LETS GO PEH
check out that Cam Ward
T H E R E I S H O P E Y E T
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>>68251745
if only it was 3-0
Wow, for the sharks, this game is going...
>swimmingly
>>68251727
But chubby reddit man plays for the pens
Murry CHOKES
lol... 2 FUCKING turtle movies
disgusting
>mfw $1500 to see a loss
>>68251739
this
all my fucking rage this post-season
wow, murray fucked that amazingly
>>68251750
What the hell is this ""pizza""?
Explain yourself Mr. Funland
>>68251724
Walk
>>68251781
Their offense finally has some
>bite
to it.
>>68251781
Only waiting two minutes to make a pun about how the game is going
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>pongs
>pongs
are you fucking serious
>PONGS
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Sharks in 7
>>68251819
is delish
GET FUCKED
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K
E
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>Elite goaltending
>Pens fans actually thought this.
>>68251821
Oh yeah they already lost then
COOCHIE COOCHIE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fuck San Jose
P2NS BTFO LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PENS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT OF PENS TOWN!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the actual fuck, Pens?
>THE SHITSBURGH OF PITTSBURGH
