i'm SO!!!!!! EXCIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Ok igor
we're gonna get BTFO
>>68240505
>tfw 12 years ago you won the tournament which today you're too irrelevant to take part in
>>68240592
You literally used all your luck in 2004 with Portugal.
>>68240592
At least you won something.
> Games are at 11 pm, 2 am and 5 am
> I have a full-time job
Still excited as fuck but guess I'm only going to be on here for the late games
>>68240608
It was not luck, it was boreball which was effective until 2014
Why? Your shit country will get spanked by us and your incompetence in dealing with Syria will lead to thousands getting bombed
>>68240709
big words for a nigel, hope you get the point
>>68240662
>only going to be on here for the late games
>all the games are during the night in aussie time
cryptic message, what did the australian mean by this?
Its in the bag lads, everyone else can go home.
>>68240709
>and your incompetence in dealing with Syria will lead to thousands getting bombed
nice telegraph propaganda
>>68240780
big games are worth(but dont have to) trading the to 2 hrs of sleep
I just can't wait for the terrorist attacks.
>>68240793
>implying I don't all my news from /pol/ and twitter
>>68240883
>all my news from /pol/ and twitter
>>68240883
/pol/ hates russia now? I thought they loved Putin.
meme tourney who cares
>>68240892
I said twitter as well, I'm right in the middle for uninformed bullshit.
>>68240894
Mad coz bad.
Italians, will Bernardeschi play? Need to know for fantasy football.
>>68240936
stop bullying
>>68240950
Do you have no talented youngsters coming up to make you a competitive nation again?
haha what a crazy thread!
whole country is going apeshit from hype
>>68240956
It's always the same, there are some who will end up in big leagues but they will never perform for NT and never qualify for anything.
>>68240505
me too la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>daily thread banter
>comfy obscure game threads
>>68240974
le darkhorse team
>>68240946
Not much
>>68240990
more like choke shitters
10 p.m. is just perfect time for game
>>68240505
i just marathoned the euros 2016
was it good?
>>68240994
I saw some blog post saying he'd start as number 10 behind the striker - is that bullshit?
>>68241025
Conte will only use him as a wingback and he's only a second choice behind Candreva
>>68240592
I know the feel
>>68240592
Imagine being finnish
>>68241072
Okie doke, thanks Luigi.
>>68241101
Kek have your team ever qualified for the euros or WC?
>>68240505
Yeah, wo.
>international tournaments
>good
pick 2 :)
Who will choke harder, Belgium or Italy?
We know Sweden is gonna get past the groupstage, not because we're good - it's just that Conte ruined Azzuri and Belgium has no teamspirit because of multiculturalism. Mertens and De Bruyne are their only non-meme players.
>>68241191
I unironically believe in Zlatan meme
>>68241191
The Italian expectations are the lowest in ages so I don't see how they can choke - if they get out the group they'll be happy
At what point does a minnow cease being a minnow and achieve outsider status? When does this outsider become a dark horse? Is being a meme team independent of this? When does a dark horse become a force? What does a force have to do to become a favorite?
How do we introduce bigness into this? Belgium aren't very big at all, but they would probably beat Italy who are massive. Croatia are both small and big at the same time. I don't know how big England are, but they're certainly bigger than Russia who ceased being dark horses some time ago.
>>68241162
No.
>>68241228
Yes. But they also don't have any playmakers or goalscorers. Eder? lol. Zaza is just a benchwarmer, Pelle is a truelad but he needs service and from who? Only Candreva.
Insigne is their only hope to score a goal, but im not even sure Conte trusts him.
>>68241271
No, I agree they're shit - i'm just saying if they get destroyed then they aren't choking considering no-one expects anything of them. As opposed to Belgium who would be choking if they failed.
You wouldn't let Bill down would you Martin?
>>68241191
Whenever multiculti comes into our team we have no team spirit either.
A guy like Erkan Zengin really doesnt belong on our team.
> Doesnt sing the national anthem
> his Swedish is shit
> is muslim
> is cold, autistic and rude
> Would lay down and surrender if we faced Turkey rather than trying to win
> Played for the turkish youth national team
> Is only around in the NT to suck Zlatans cock, never talks or passes to a Swede during the games
I really wish we could get rid off Durmaz, Zengin and all the future nignogs in our youth teams
>first time third ranked teams in groups have a chance to advance
>we still don't
>>68241256
Do you follow the tournaments anyway? Do you care if Finland qualifies or not?
>>68241312
He doesn't belong in your country or on our continent.
>>68241312
I agree. He doesn't even play for a club professionally. I hate Hamrén, hes a real diversity cuck.
Zengin and Durmaz suck dick. Martin Olsson and Quaison are alright dudes though.
>>68241325
Of course you do.
1. Croatia
2. Spain
3. Turkey (advances as one of the best 3's)
4. Czechia
It's literally tomorrow lads
>>68241312
Zengin and Durmaz are there because Zlatan wants it and Hamrén is spineless. Durmaz is not useless though.
>>68241354
Zengin and Durmaz are gone when the new coach takes over.
But he'll probably bring in even more diversity from his old U21. Baffo, Strandberg, Kiese Thelin, Quaison, Konate.
Soon we will end up like the french national team, which looks more like the South African (1 white 10 blacks) nt than the french
>>68241414
Janne is the new manager not Håkan.
>>68241404
Its kind of weird that Zlatan is still only able to socialize with other darkies/immigrants despite having a Swedish wife and half Swedish children, been in our NT for over 10 years, been the biggest idol of the ethnic Swedish people for a decade, goes hunting/fishing in the Swedish wilderness (something immigrants never do)
Yet it seems he cant hang out with Swedish people in the NT
Wasnt a surprise that he instantly befriended Kujovic. Does anyone know if Martin Olsson is a part of the immigrant crew in the NT?
>>68241434
Wtf. Just fuck my shit up
>>68241475
>inte gilla partyjanne
>>68241520
Mer chockad över att jag fått för mig 100 % på att det var Håkan som skulle ta över.
Men då vet vi att Kujovic kommer spela på topp resten av hans karriär, när han gör sitt första mål efter 100 matcher ifrån start så kommer han bli den första i landslaget att fira målet med en muslimsk bön-gest på knä mot mekka
>tfw all of our darkies are nice christian boys speak good portuguese and sing the anthem
I N T E G R A T I O N
(well, except quaresma but he's gypsy so you can't expect too much)
>>68241325
Croat cheer up!
I feel like your country could win the cup this year if those big teams like us, Spain, France or Italy won't get it
Are you really that shitty this year?
>>68241550
Kek m8 all Portuguese are darkies
We are light skinned northern europeans, other light skinned northern euroepans assimilate fully for us aswell. Ola Toivonen as an example, said he felt Swedish and not a single bit Finnish.
>>68240592
wow didnt even realize it was already 12 years. fml
I sent a dick pic to Ronaldo, hoping he will fly me out to the Euros
>>68240592
Stay strong m8. It just wasn't our year.
>>68241717
No mutilated amerifats for Penaldo
>>68240592
At least you saw your team win a major title. I have never seen this in any sport
>>68241720
it will never be your year again because you guys are wank ;-)
eat shit greece!
>>68241720
>>68240592
You guys made me kek so much back in 2004, well done!
And this time you're literally Netherlands-tier
>>68241746
go fuck yourself germany
>>68241755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG5u1uurPik
kek
>>68241464
Some of his best friends are Swedish you stormfaggot. Alexander Östlund, Mellberg etc
>>68241740
Come back when you've actually won something.
>>68241795
> MUH STURMFAGGOT
> MUH WANK TO ANIME U VIRGIN
> MUH MUH
Kill yourself
>>68241795
>>68241821
FIGHT!
>>68241733
>what is basketball
the only time you didn't win a major tournament in basketball was in 2006 lel
>2pm kickoff times
>>68241938
Europeans follow 1 am NHL puckdrops.
Don't be a sissy american boy.
>>68241938
Do you not have the copa to watch? :^)
>>68240505
I don't know that feel.
I don't even know what the opening match is t.bh.
>>68240505
I'm going to two of the games in person, what should I expect?
>>68242141
depends what the game is
>>68242141
National team games are usually less intense in the stands than club football in Europe bevause there are more average joes with ther kids attending rather than hooligans
Expect better atmosphere than you will find in any american sports Crowd though
>>68241329
>implying the tournaments aren't comfy as hell to follow when you have no stake in them
I love picking a team at random and following the bantz on /sp/.
>>68240662
Get up and watch the 5am games before going to work
>>68242198
>comfy
Who should I root for?
>>68242198
Follow us Pekka, please?
>Going to the whole tournament
>Will be back for the 11th night partying
G O A T
I can't fucking wait for the exact same threads
>>68240892
"Wouldn't it be great if we could actually get along with Russia" - Donald Trump
That's more the sentiment. Putin himself is a meme but not an especially high energy one. No need to love or hate. Dummies hate him, edgelords love him.
>>68240793
Russia indeed has done a solid job in Syria; get in, carve out a defensible position for Assad, bomb ISIS a bit and leave. Far more sensible than what we're doing.
>>68242292
>Cadfael was/is actually a janitor
>>68242292
kek
>>68242292
Love the Euros
>>68241919
>basketball
they are expected to win the olympics everytime because how deep the talent in the NBA is, just like Bayern is expected to win the league every year. It takes away the novelty
Dear Russia, please break Rooney's legs, you'll be doing us a favour. Thanks in advance,
Since Italy is shit today is gonna be
>Germany wins lol
Nothing new here.
>tfw last summer as a NEET
I probably won't see another Euro or World Cup ever again
>>68242498
Did you start watching during the last world cup?
>>68242498
Nah, we will just win the cup if we don't play against Italy kek.
I think we never won against them. Not even once.
>>68242527
Come to England and say you're a refugee, you'll be given a free house + sky subscription and never have to work again.
>>68242575
You beat them in a friendly about 2 months ago m8
>>68242350
he's not a lowly janitor mate he's a mod
>>68242597
that doesn't work if you're white
>>68242681
There's a special offer on boot polish at Lidl this week.
>>68242604
>i rate friendlies
>>68242604
>friendlies not only exist but also matter
No, they don't
I really did not know that we even played against Italy recently. Still, it was just a friendly. I don't think we would win against Italy in a serious match even if we should, there is just something about that team we don't get
>yfw Rooney wins one for Da Shire
>>68242292
2016 version
>cuck
>slags USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
>cuck
>meme
>cuck
>dubs USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
>senpai baka desu
>>68240592
Can someone Portuguese explain to me just how ass ravaged your country was after losing the final in '04?
>>68241550
I believe Quaresma doesn't sing it because it's not stylish. He's a devout christian anyhow
>aproveitar este talento que Deus me deu
>>68240592
come back after fifty
>>68241785
>it's a footballing fairy story!
The commentator literally said this.
>>68242141
Expect to quite possibly have a blast
>>68242815
This was the trip to the stadium where the final was played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTuaFc_ffGI
I'd say everyone is still mad to this day
>>68242527
been a wageslave for years, never missed an england game. get a cushy IT job like me and you can put all the games on the big screen in the office if work happens to clash with a match. if england are playing they generally let us leave early. cool job tbf
>>68242994
>this video is not available
Just tell me bro
>>68243033
Everyone was hyped as shit, the chance to win the Euro at home...it united the whole country and to have it lost to >greece was pretty devastating to put it mildly
>>68243030
Can you program? What languages do you know?
>>68240505
ok¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
>tfw flexible hours during my job
>tfw I live 100m from my desk
EUROS GONNA BE GOAT
>>68243105
just a web monkey desu, nothing impressive, front end stuff mostly plus some sql, asp, vb. fell into a pretty comfy job by accident, but they're out there. small companies are the way to go.
>1992
>2004
>2016
Meme team will win, calling it
>>68243033
>>68242994
>equiped dogs
>horse riders
>cyclists
>people waiting at the tolls
>hundreds of motorcycles after the tolls
>packed viaducts
>balloons
>a paraglider
>light aircraft
>fisherman on their boats
>thousands and thousands and thousands of flags
>Nelly Furtado
:'(
>when I was still in high school in 2004 our French teacher let us listen to the games because the summer hols didn't start until the following week
Based frog
>>68243300
>nelly furtado
She's ours. More specifically, she's mine
>>68241087
>Neverland
>winning
Pick one.
>tfw NEET and going to watch every single game
>>68242149
One meh game, but the other is Croatia vs. Spain
>>68241191
>>68241312
>>68241354
>>68241414
This is the most pathetic conversation I've ever read. You Swedes are truly the biggest cucks in the world, on not for the reasons you think.
>>68240505
meme tournament
Copa America centenario is the only tournament that matters
>>68243483
>turkmany
>>68243444
From which part of Canada is the surname Furtado from?
>>68243199
Good, it's always funnier when meme team win.
>>68243503
>mfw we win the Copa
>>68243561
I'm rooting for you up until you face us if that happens.
I'll see you in 4 weeks lads, this shit is unbearable
>>68243532
The part where she was born m8, Victoria BC. Moot point anyway because even if she was born in Portugal, I dated her for years and will soon win her back. She's MINE
don't want us to pass the group just to win against turkey, but doubt even that will happen... fuck i allready feel the rage after the dissapointment
Daily reminder that Spain will win their 3rd consecutive euros
>>68243561
that kid lookin smug af
>you will never be born as a rich black american with basketball genes
nigga will be swimming in pussy in university
>>68241339
>our continent
>lives on an island
>brexit in 2 weeks
Alright mate.
>>68243199
The longer the tournament the harder it is for a meme team to win.
Hence why no meme has ever won the World Cup.
>>68240505
ME TOO ANON
ME TOO!
>>68244250
Nice one turdburglar you killed the thread with your degeneracy
>>68241464
>despite having a Swedish wife
millions of shitskins have swedish wife or/and fuck swedish woman, but still obey to islam and their shitskin friends
also, i read a 20%(couldnt more, his writing style is too painful to read. too short sentences and too much of self-jerking: he's soooo good and everyone around him soooo evil) of his autobiography and... he's pretty much of dick
>>68245170
> "millions of shitskins have Swedish wives"
kek you wish cuckie. There are numbers on such statistics and they are in the thousands.
Großkreutz for Euro 16
>>68245298
>Nivea coach nominates Nigger
>Nigger gets an ouchie and misses Euros
>Nivea nominates yet another Nigger
Where is >le Döner throwing guy? We need him!
>>68242994
Mannies btfo
>>68243586
>not enjoying the euros stress-free as a true neutral
couldn't be more comfy
>>68243475
>Croatia vs. Spain
Injury feigning. Shirtless flabby slavs gesticulating aggresively. Distress flares. Sideways passes. Neo fascist chanting that you fortunately wont understand a word of.
Meee toooo lol although i think we're all underrating Slovakia. Hamsik would probably walk into our midfield
>>68244168
>who is England
Is anyone watching the opening "ceremony".
It's fucking atrocious.
>>68246122
It's true, Eu2008 was so much better because England weren't in it.
>>68246324
Is it on now?
>>68246394
yes. It started at 9 cest
>my first year out of europe
>the games at at 9am or noon
>can't watch anything unless it's the weekend
how do I cope m8s
what do
>>68246434
Be like football and come home.
>work sweepstake on euro 2016
>local office draw ... ukraine
fucksakkkkeee
>job means have to go to head office so enter their sweepstake as well
>main office draw .... Russia
double fucksaakkkkeee
>>68246493
don't worry soon Putin will make the distinction irrelevant.
>>68240505
>mfw you'll go home after being soundly beaten be >ingurland, >slovakia and bayol
>>68246324
Why isn't it just before the first match?
dZYuba TOP SCORER win me lots of money please
>>68246590
I wondered this too, I guess they can blow more taxpayers money this way.
>>68246590
It's not in the stadium it's at a viewing scene they put up in Paris.
Anyway it's trash french pop songs presented by an obnoxious TF1 journalist you're not missing anything
>>68246645
Will PLatini get to molest them later?
>>68246527
Even if I drew out russikraine and it was the best of both squads id still be going fuckkssaaakkkkeee
>>68246324
Yeah, i'm watching it....it's indeed atrocious. Once again a few idiots are making the all country looking like idiots by picking our worst singers. Even the sound sucks. The only valuable thing is the viexw of the sun set over the eiffel tower.
They've planned impressive thing for the night tho, with fat ass light effects on the eiffel tower during the David Guetta show, maybe it will save the day.
>>68246590
>>68246606
There will be a opening ceremony tomorrow before France-Romania, but there's already a concert tonight, with a show all evening and a David Guetta concert in front of the Eiffel tower a 23.00, with supposed amazing light show.
>>68246411
Cest?
In English plz Pierre
>>68246324
1. where can I watch it?
2. is it praising multiculturalism already?
>>68246675
Tres drole mon ami.
>>68246657
I bet he wish he could
>>68246675
central european summer time m8
>>68246722
I think he knows that and is le pretending to be retard funny man.
>>68246720
She's not hairy enough to be a French bird
>>68246645
>Anyway it's trash french pop songs
alizee?
>>68246720
is that a pullover made to show exactly one tit
>>68246590
They're just tricking ISIS
>>68241312
I just realised Sweden didn't nominate oscar wendt?
wtf?
he would be a starter if he'd play for germany
>>68246785
not really
>>68246760
Nope, her new version
>>68246770
Genius, isn't it?
>>68246872
it's not bad, but I know a way to improve it.
I am wondering if I should bet. Split it between France and Germany?
>>68246785
Our manager is eternally butthurt because Wendt made a mistake that cost a goal once. He will probably start under the new manager.
>>68246904
put a cheeky tenner on England or Spain.
>>68246840
he's better than hector and jogi knows this
>>68246493
I got spain
>>68246743
I didn't know that, all I know is GMT :) thats all I need too, can't wait to vote leave, European summer time pahh
>>68246941
England's defense seems to suck. Guaranteed red card for smalling at some point. Attack is decent though. If they'd play Rashford I'd bet on them.
Maybe poortugal?
>Euro begins tomorrow
>GOTY is released this week end
Sweet feel
>4 weeks on Sunday it literally comes home
Can't wait lads.
>>68247067
>GOTY is released this week end
?
>>68246904
you should bet on romania, true heirs of the roman empire
Breathe lads ita nearly here
Memes, too many memes incoming
Lads I can't handle it am gona an hero
>>68247067
what GOTY? no good games since 2008
>I'M BULLETPROOOOOOOF
regards bataclan
I still hate you faggots a lot
WHERE IS STICKY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68247926
I'd gladly switch out Englands place for you.
>i do not rank and enjoy the musical creations of the french artist and DJ David Guetta
>normie music
Wish i was one of them.
>>68248078
once you turn normie you will always come back here m8
there is no escape
>american music
haha
black new york singer on CL final
bieber on GP moncao
now this
haha
this music
i cannot deal with people dancing to this shit
AND THEY LOOK HAPPY
it's almost friday
it's almost EC
>>68242994
why are so many people riding horses still?
did cars not exist in portugal until after 2004?
>>68248028
David Guetta is basically: 10mn of cheap samples of some American pop singer/ 5mn of piou piou piou sounds/repeat
>>68248130
b-but muh french DJ
WHY ARE THEY ENJOYING THEMSELVES WHILE I'M ALL ALONE MASTURBATING TO THR GIRLS IN THE PUBLIC
>>68248137
where are you watching it Bernd
>yfw da germans wins da euro eagle
>>68248143
>he doesn't know
>>68248078
>>68248130
>>68248137
Where the fuck are you watching it? Is this shit broadcasted abroad?
>>68248196
I don't know
>>68248169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSnTfO7b1-M
>>68241740
>STILL butthurt
>>68248225
BLOCKED IN MY OWN FUCKING COUNTRY
WTF
>>68248196
yep on regular television
>>68248225
danke brudi.
wait...not sure if thankful
>>68248238
i am sure it is broadcasted in your TV, non?
>>68243463
Pretty sure we got one eurocup, who gives a fuck about winning 2?
ISIS mad af because TF1 slaughtered the Euro before they had their chance to
>>68248225
>Blocked in your country
lel, fucking TF1 forcing you to watch it on their shitty channel
Scooter is better desu
>>68248270
Move Your Ass is one of my favourite records.
>>68248225
>ywn be this happy
>>68248256
gerne...i feel ya, it's digusting to see happy people with this shitty music but i can't turn it off
>still no bombs
>WOOOHOOOOOOO
>GUD GUD NITE
>WOOOHOOOOOOO
Degenerates everywhere
>mfw last exam is tommorow at 7 pm
>euro starts at 9pm
cant get any better
>this crowd of young white-teethed non-acne beautiful and fertile european 18-24y.o. females sing and dance under 'tonights gonna be a good night'
First time I regret I'm not an Parisian negro/arab.
Imagine amount of crazy wet pussy in good mood, wooooooooooooooooooooow
>FUCK OFF WE R YOUNG!11
>BIG EVENT!!11
>DANCE KISS LOVE
This girls are EASIEST you can find on earth right in the moment.
cyka blayt'
>Happy People
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68248325
thats a late exam
>>68248326
they're like 50% russians
>>68248345
For you>>68248336
>>68248326
>implying the arabs don't get shot on spot tonight
>>68248345
for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za1EDlslgLw
>turn off sound
>open https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDiAtl88Uek
>watch frogs go crazy to scooter
>DJs
is this the most laughable "job" in the music industry?
cyka!
if could i would my black bmw m3 e92 coupe, cool leather jacket and go drive to france to celebrate euro with this girl, i would fucking dance under this stupid pop music with them, and them hold hand of some pretty european girl with carré haircut, we would go by late evening streets, then go to cafe, and they i wluld fuck her in hotel, oh god,
oh god, why i live this and not that
i want him to yell allahu akbar
>>68248387
>drowning in pussy
>laughable
i don't think so
>>68248394
i know dat feel bro
>>68248326
French girls, and especially Parisian girls, play "hard to get" and require way more effort to get their legs open than the girls from the neighboring countries, or american chicks.
They are more snobby, and more exigent, and just won't stop talking, it's insane.
>>68248394
many of us are familiar with this particular feel
>mfw Scotland Netherlands and Brazil didn't qualify for the Euros
>>68248368
50% of staff and security are arabs
>>68248394
Maybe next euro r-right?
>>68248452
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4EjX_bywCU
what a shitty mix it was
>>68241101
Greece is Finnished m8
>the song is literally called SEXY BITCH
wew
>>68248394
>oh god, why i live this and not that
Pretty much the whole point of /int/.
Lads, how comfy will this euros be?
My first tournament on /sp/ lads
>>68248497
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
NEXT BIG EVENT IS IN RUSSIA
2018
I FORGOT
I LITERALLY FORGOT
WWWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Who am I gonna be? What I gonna do?
holy shit its so scary guys
>1 hour "DJ" set
lmao
anyone who is not lazy plsease go on instagram.com and search for geotags, i want to see grills
>>68248571
how easy are your girls ivan
>>68248509
Top kek
Ok, the ceremony has ended, thank god. Our music industry is forever soiled with these lame pop artists, when we had so many talented french artists who could make it a memorable euro opening, but TF1 had to fucking promote their shit singing puppets i guess...
Now, 10 minutes of commercials and they'll broadcast the Euro 2000 final, stay tuned people for some good ol football
>>68248615
If porn is anything to go by, incredibly.
>>68248615
idk
but with such big international event they will become very easy i suppose
>>68248554
it's a huge shitfest t b h
but i hope for some comfy threads which usually are slower then the match threads
>it's my fourth tournament on /sp/
>>68240709
Their strategy
>Clear all resistance to Assad in a certain area
>Bomb strongest ISIS strongholds
Better than letting the country fall into the hands of NATO's "moderate rebels"
>>68248571
You have two years to save for that e92 and get fit, I have faith in you slavbro, you can do it
>>68248571
>implying you will keep the worldcup
lel
>>68248554
same here my man, i expect some dank memes
TF1 is rebroadcasting euro 2000 final
>>68248554
it's going to be shit because we're not in it
you can't even deny this
>>68240505
Why, you are going to get killed in the first knout stages
Putin & Co. don't have the balls to go full USSR gold medalist team because if they do everyone sees them for the dirty pinkos they are. And that's literally the only way you could win.
Regardless you aren't European so you shouldn't even be hosting for fuck sake
https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/paris/
>top-4 popular photos of the day
>ALPHABLACKMALE
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGcnF5Dwfdh/?tagged=paris
ahahahah
>>68248617
Yeah he's bad, and there's dozens of electro music genius in France who would have been better than him, but he sold 35 millions cds. So he is an understandable choice. Apart from Daft punk i don't see anyone more popular and mainstream than that.
Im rooting for England like always. Is michael owen still the go to striker or did peter crouch surpass him finally?
>>68240505
Why, you are going to get killed in the first knout stages
Putin & Co. don't have the balls to go full USSR gold medalist team because if they do everyone sees them for the dirty pinkos they are. And that's literally the only way you could win.
Regardless you aren't European so you shouldn't even be in it for fuck sake
Unless you're excited for the habbeningd which will most definitely be carried out by kebab in which case why don't e drink and dance?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGczeQlAavN/?tagged=euro2016
>>68248554
>My first tournament on /sp/ lads
the only reason why i care about povertyball
...shitposting
>>68248652
>Implying they won't
We slapped RICO on fucking UEFA and nothing fucking happened, the only reason hat fat fuck isn't the head anymore is because he got tired of the criticism and left.
All Russia has to do is chimp out over the fact that they spent millions to build the stadiums and then 'ol Vlad threatens NATO and the pussies will fall to their knees like they always do
>>68241299
RIP :'^(
no matter what happens the muslims are going to win the euros somehow because they are on every team... sigh
>>68248699
Is this what are you looking for? fkn pidor, reported to Putin, enjoy the Gulag
>>68248615
Flash cash and their clothes come off like every other whore you meet
Russia is poverty stricken shithole, don't le the Russia is le Savior of le white race memes fool you
>>68248617
It's not even important, with a show like that in front of the Eiffel tower, even you could have made a decent show.
isn't Muse supposed to perform in the next days?
>>68248479
Eat shit LVG!
>Tfw Holland is now in rebuilding stage like Germoney
>>68248875
Blame Blind though
>>68248713
Then they should have picked Johnny Hallyday, he's very respected in America
these groups still look pretty uninteresting
>>68248887
Why would I?
He's been in great form and wasn't his fault they didn't do well enough.
There's a reason United for their asses handed to them even though they had top flight players out the wazoo
LVG is shit gaffer
>>68248713
I wish we had Daft Punk but they're worth better
We could've had Justice, or more mainstream Bob Sinclar/Martin Solveig
More recently and less known (but still successful), there were C2C, Madeon, Uppermost, Kavinsky, et j'en passe. Though i agree it's riskier to give them one hour but they could have split it for some humongous dance event, and Guetta is a safe bet for an international audience.
But imagine if Justice opened the show with Genesis, now we're talking.
Enfin bref. Sortez les bieres, Totti vient de se faire tacler
>>68242292
ahh yes
>de gay
>>68248905
>Funlan will notake it to next round
Truly saddening
>>68248930
>de-gay-er
>>68248918
>Daft Punk
Confirmed for shit taste in music
>>68248930
>Hating on third best keeper in the world
Cry more turkroach
>>68248953
this made me smile. thank you
>>68248918
jkys anon that is shit music.
>>68248994
>>68248953
>Americans in charge of talking about EDM
It is better than what they put on stage for 2 hours, until David Guetta started making people dance.
Even Florent Pagny didnt manage to fuck up like Will.I.Am did tonight. But who cares, we're here to watch the french play football, not to judge their big euro party
>>68242215
That's what I'll do. The 5am games seem to be the headline event
>>68248953
How do you hate daft punk? Homework and discovery alone are two masterpieces.
>>68240505
Good for you.
Real Madrid killed football for me. I*m done with this "sport".
>>68249075
>EDM
That's not music thats sonic shitposting
Daft Punk has been garbage for their whole career but they became sellouts and THAT'S why you have shit taste, objectively 99% of electronic music is shit but you can still cite opinion on a single artist's work. However, you can't argue that they didn't tell out like giant faggots
>>68249099
Electronic in general is shit and an affront to music as a whole
>>68248905
>Iceland
>Ukraine
shit we are fucked
>>68249145
>99% of electronic music is shit
nigga dont trigger me
>England vs Wales is at 14:00 on a fucking Wednesday
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
>>68248905
>mfw we choke to Bosnia and Greece
>>68249145
Oh boy, you're just an edgy faggot that loves MUH CLASSIC ROCK aren't you? What training (if any) do you have in music? Was it the guitar?
>>68240592
jokes on you, you were always irrelevant
>>68249226
I actually play 9 instruments but nice projection
>>68249194
It's garbage and the only reason Europoors love it is because it's what the Jews fed you along with all the drugs back in the 90's
There is literally only one electronic album iny entire library of 15k songs
>>68249232
I still love you Ivan
>>68249326
You're a musician by trade then or are these instruments that you've learned equal to little time investments? How do you consider electronic to be affront to music when you have genres like rap, pop, country, and folk since we are speaking in the broadest terms. What defines a genres superiority objectively and not just the fact that you have an unreasonable bias?
20 HOURS REMAINING!!!!
>>68249232
Is Russia's No 1 export grief?
Who is your favourite French player?
>>68246760
>Scrolled through at full speed
>Still picked out Alizee's ass in the blur
>tfw tattoos
>>68249563
ququmba
>>68249563
mgongo seems a nice lad
>>68240505
Why isn't America in this tournament too?
>>68249490
>You're a musician by trade then or are these instruments that you've learned equal to little time investments?
About 15 years of time investments, I actually played in a jazz band for a bit before I realized how many of them are junkies and said fuck that I'm out
Folk has quite literally 0 to do with electronic music
Pop and rap are for the most part trash and "country" isn't actually country music anymore it's just pop music with a southern accent.
I've not given any elitism at all since I never said anything was better than electronic, I simply stated that objectively almost all of it belongs in the trash.
>>68249563
Where is the keeper though
>>68249563
BAKARI
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>>68249641
Elitism
>>68249641
isolationism
would've been cool if muzzies only bombed the david ghetto concert
>>68249649
ok but you didnt explain
why do you hate it?
there are many kinds of electronic music, you know?
I'm happy that I am going to the Euros to see 2 of the Ireland games, but my gf is making me wear one of these shirts every day while I'm gone. She's a bit possessive.
>tfw m8s don't care about football
>tfw been invited out for tomorrow night
>meeting at 8pm, when the game kicks off
argh, of all the weekends they decide they finally want to get together and do something it's the start of the Euros. Can't bin it off either because it may be months before we have another night out.
>>68249933
epic
>>68249933
I'm surprised one them isn't saying
>Don't talk to my son or his step-dad ever again
>>68249933
Go with her or go for the gold my leprechaun fellow
>>68249649
Ah a, jazz musician. That actually explains a lot. Would you consider 12 bars blue a, genius structure?
>>68249955
WILL BE ON IN THE PUB IDIOT, GO TO THE PUB
>>68249145
what a tryhard
>>68250303
ok daniel
>>68249955
normies get out reee
>>68250363
daniel has shit taste too, glad i'm not him
>>68250382
>getting triggered with that
>>68242141
To live a meaningless, pointless life
>>68250382
>triggered by people lying on the internet
>>68241249
Minnows are expected to lose every game. They are part-time and are literally FULL-TIME PLUMBERS. A good example would be San Marino.
Outsiders are basically boring meme teams. A good example is Sweden.
A dark horse is when you think they'll win, but nobody else thinks they will win. As a result, it is entirely subjective. I think Austria are outsiders, but other people think they might win, so they are dark horses to them. Dark horses are proper meme teams.
A dark horse becomes a force when there is expectation. Belgium were a dark horse in the World Cup, but they are a force in Euro 2016 because people actually have high expectations for them.
A force becomes a favourite when all other teams are worse than them. They are the #1 force, which in this tournament is France.
pls forgive autism; I just fancied the challenge of actually answering the question.
>>68243030
>tfw had a cushy IT job until about three weeks ago when they fired me
>tfw so very incredibly butthurt about that
>tfw haven't applied for any other jobs yet because I want to watch based Euros
>>68250982
>They are the #1 force, which in this tournament is France.
You misspelt England, Angus.
And a dark horse is a team that could feasibly win the title, usually through having a good core of players but either lacks experience or has too many weak links to be a real contender.
Belguim are still dark horses because although it wouldn't be a shock if they won, it's unlikely.
>>68244168
>Uruguay 1950
>Uruguay at all, ever
>Based Hungary getting BTFO in 1954 by literal amateurs
>Fucking France
>Implying Leicester in the Premier League isn't much, much longer than any international tournament
Do you even know what a meme is?
>>68248384
That song is actually based on a French song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpRE3NvBH4g
You have exceptional taste, though.
>>68251377
>You misspelt England
>#1 force
>England
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stop it, you're making a fool out of yourself
>>68251458
>Uruguay 1950
>Uruguay at all, ever
>implying Uruguay was no world class team back in the days
>>68252398
>hey guys we're going to host a world cup, do you want to come?
>nobody?
>okay, we'll still play it anyway
>oh, hi slavkovia do you want to play the world cup?
>do you know what football is? no? oh well
>lol we win
Ur-a-gays football history
>>68249563
My fucking sides
Anyway, Mgongo looks like a decent lad
I believe in England. Check em.
>>68253055
>>68253099
>>68253277
The numbers have aligned it's our time.
>>68248905
>Kosovo
>Gibraltar
Why even try?
>>68249161
>Iceland
>Ukraine
>Turkey
>Iceland
Why can't they move us to the asian qualifyings?
>wanting to watch badCopaAmerica
LUL
EURO should invite the champions of Asia and North and South America.
>>68254893
The Euro is a respectable competition and would never do such a thing.
>>68254893
>implying south americans want to risk even more German rape
i cant wait for a bomb to go off
>>68254893
Just Hold the World Cup every 2 years then.
Actually thats not a bad Idea
why do people think france will win? they have too many blacks and arabs and they're low IQ and unfriendly so it messes up the locker room.
gourcuff and valbuena literally hates france because of them
>>68255442
The only bombs that will go off are more of these.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapons_tests_in_Australia
>>68248394
jesus christ brother
>>68248384
im probably the biggest scooter aficionado. good lord, i want to be in a stadium with this song playing
how many bings and bongs lads?
>>68240592
Well, how about you start following German orders again? Worked quite well back then.
>>68242994
>you will never have full towns of people filling the streets to the point of no passage cheering you on, people chasing your bus down on horseback waving flags, paragliders, thousands of flags, etc., all there for you and your team.
why even live, duders?
>tfw scared that ISIS will attack the Euros
Back to /sp/ after 2 years. Hope the banter is fresh
>>68261506
I'd be happy if we could go throught the first week without any attack
any nederbros know if tonight's match is shown on tv?
>>68248394
I know that feel man
>BEAUTIFUL romanian girl works at the local bakery
>Want to watch the Euro with her
>For the last 3 weeks I bought a baguette every day, then made her slice it in half
>She never questioned why I had 2 halves each time
>Went to the bakery yesterday with every half baguette in a large clear bag
>'I'd like to return these I have nobody to feed them to during the Euro opener tomorrow'
>she gets nervous and says I can't return them
>I ask if she would rather share them over the game with me
>she says she will take them
>give my money back
Lol I guess Romania shares a flag with 'Chad' and all the women share a cock with him too.
>>68242235
Turkey. They're our allies.
>>68261622
You know what to do
>>68261622
kek
Did you actually tried to pick up your baker by giving her bread
>>68261764
*try
sry
who /playing with 6 CMs and 2 LBs/ here?
I suppose nobody
t-thanks Terim ;_;
>Roy is apparently going to drop Vardy and play Rooney, sterling, lallana and Milner
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Literally the only thing Roy needs to do is drop Rooney and start Alli behind Vardy and Kane. That's it. England played their best football in decades against Germany this way.
But Woy is such an arrogant cunt too scared to upset the old boys club that he'll Frankenstein the entire team just to shoehorn Rooney in.
>>68240505
Does Russia have a decent chance of getting out of that group?
>>68261622
>what's a more romantic gesture than walking into a bakery with a plastic bag full of bread halves and asking a girl if she wants them in exchange for a date like an autistic weirdo
Boy I'm so shocked at the outcome of your story
So I need to make predictions for each group ? anyone got some inside info ?
>>68241312
Kek Durmaz is Christian and he is a good guy fuck nig-nog quaison bet your a aik-rat fuck off.
>>68241354
Durmaz is better then nigger quasion any day you ugly faggot.
We're going to win
>>68240592
TRIGGERED
>>68240592
your nation will get worse sport wise and economically too. you will want off this earth soon enough.
>>68240505
I'm not even remotely excited, as always I'm filled with a quiet sense of dread knowing full well that crushing disappointment lies just upon the horizon.
>>68263648
>crushing disappointment lies just upon the horizon.
I've been anticipating this for the last 2 years, as a whole it lets you enjoy the tourney more
>>68250982
that's pretty good
Please break Rooney's legs Russia
>>68264664
please have a stroke.
>>68264673
With the fat ogre out of the way we might have a chance of playing some decent football . See >>68261858
>>68264705
That thread is terrible
>>68264730
>rooney is shit meme
bit old this isn't it? Why moan about being surprised Roy is going to play the captain? Its lunacy
>>68264730
if you think vadry is a better footballer than rooney you are either blind or retarded
>>68264791
>>68264799
he's not good enough to cancel out the detrimental effect of playing everyone else out of position.
of course the management won't drop the captain, therefore the only solution is for Ivan to break his fucking legs and get him out of the way.
>>68249543
of course
I know, it feels like christmas did when I was younger.
kokorin is ready. beware!
>>68264070
you won't enjoy england's group stage exit after three pathetic and timid displays of 'football' I assure you
>>68249208
>Implying that's possible.
Have some decorum, Belbro. This group is piss easy.
>>68241681
> A guy from a country that was part of your kingdom for centuries managed to integrate
Wow. The Swedes really are quite the overachievers, aren't they ?
>>68240783
Fuck off hun
smolov and koko will kick your ass england!
>>68265214
No, but I'll get to enjoy the other games knowing beforehand that we'll be shit.
Hopefully there's the same kind of entertaining shit that happen at the WC (5pa1n, B7az1l, no era penal etc)
>>68264799
vardy is clearly in better form than rooney atm
doesnt matter anyway though, shoehorning rooney into the team is ridiculous, especially when there isnt pace around him
Who has the best sloots, Albania or Romania?
england gonna win this shit..i just know it. but will be cheering for them nonethless
>>68265653
stop spamming u dickwad
>>68248953
>burgers in charge of anything else than rock
>try to talk on the one category of french music that is world class
oh no you don't.
Prove me Albania wont win the Euros.
Protip : You can't.
>>68266241
there are 23 other teams in the tournament
>only 8 bongs till the opening game
>only 32 bongs till England play.
Fridge is full of beer and two share boxes of malteasers. No wagecucking till Monday now
>>68266282
oh
Fuck
hmm hey guys how can it be Euros when Turkey and Russia are in it?
>>68266301
>beer and malteasers
Sounds comfy as fuck desu
Everyone round to anons house
>>68266331
just saw beIN sports "EURO"2016 promo and there's literally an arab guy saying "yallah" in it
the world is very strange right now
>>68266410
Its all about my musdlimes and muh human rights right now , generic Australian name which I cant think of right now.
>tfw got no one to watch the footy with
>>68265270
This. I'm always aware that we're going to be shit, it's just a matter of how shit.
Meanwhile anything half decent is a bonus and I get to enjoy the rest of the tournament without getting butthurt.
>>68248724
>Regardless you aren't European so you shouldn't even be in it for fuck sake
americans on 4chan never stop to make me smile, everyday :)
>>68261270
чмo cyкa пo-pyccки paзгoвapивaй пoдпиндoccник cyчapый.
![Maltesers-White-Wrapper-Small[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/anBHzHf.jpg "Maltesers-White-Wrapper-Small[1]")
>>68266301
>>68266387
you lads tried white maltesers? they're bretty gud
Who /Iceland/ here?
Sorry, Swedes
>>68261622
>BEAUTIFUL romanian girl
Photo? How does she look like?
LIke Ivet Lalova?
>>68261875
this squad is VERY VERY DOUBT, honestly... ughm... weak. I eman, Denisov out, Dzagoev out, Glushakov out - literally the 3 midfieldrs of starting XI. Holy fucking shit that's what it is.
But again, in 2012 we had a squad better than 2008(the same stars who got bronze medals in 2008 + dzagoev and some other guys in good form) but we did not get out of fucking group.
first match: 4-1 rape over Czechia
second: 1-1 draw with Poland, embarrasment play(no idea, no creativity, no leaders, no passion)
third: 0-1 lost to Greece.. 30 shots, 65% ball control - and 0 goals.
nightmare, but a tournament
>>68266301
>tfw bought Pringles today
>tfw will buy an apple juice tomorrow AND MAYBE EVEN A CAKE
>>68266331
russia is europe
turkey though not
>>68267723
How is Russia Europe vlad ?
>>68267723
>east of ural mountains
>europe
yea nah m8
>>68266523
I know that feel
I wish there was a live event for britanons to get rowdy at and watch games
Like we could hire a hall, projector, shit load of drinks and snacks etc.
>>68268052
directly
>>68266241
kur ndodhi kjo?
>>68269026
Me ndeshjen me serbine.
Who is ready for the upcoming TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUfest?
>>68268070
Most Russians live west of the Urals.
>>68268078
Do you really want to be one guy alone in the back of a pub behind a hand-written ">moyes" sign. No you don't.
iktf bro .
there's not even an office pool :(
who should i bandwagon this summer?
AT LONG LAST!
bismillah
I think that Messi will score incredible goals this Euro, relly waiting for him
so many negrs and arabs in france and sweden, thats so sad
