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The Obama to City rumours were bullshit
Tottenham in talks with £12m-rated Vincent Janssen
Zlatan is waiting until July to sign with United so he gets a bonus from PSG
>de gay
>>68204881
What now faggot?
>City and Borussia both deny any contact for Aubameyang
Austrians out
>>68217353
>>68217325
>he rates Janssen
>>68217325
>buying Dutch strikers
ISHYGDDT
Scouting Janssen on YouTube right now
Will be back with results
tfw no gf
>>68217403
Just get an old one on free transfer
>>68217370
Belgian+Dutch team when?
---------------------Courtois---------------------
Tete--Alderweireld--Vertonghen--Willems
---Nainggolan--Strootman--Wijnaldum---
-------de Bruyne--Lukaku--Hazard---------
And have Koeman coach them
>>68217380
Can confirm his quality, probably too good to be riding the bench for kane
>>68217403
>tfw even the lower class HIV positive bird won't give you an answer
>>68217425
Hnnnnnng
>buying the eredivisie top scorer
It's a trap
RING RING
>>68217351
Not that guy but he's absolutely leaving this summer, just not to city
Sebastian Rode confirms that he turned down a concrete offer from Spurs in favour of Dortmund
>>68217469
I'd do the same tBh
>>68217452
Afonso Alves was a great signing
>>68217380
Scout Markus Henriksen if you can as well, premium Rosenborg-quality.
>Manchester City are in talks to sign Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 26, for a club record £58m. (Times)
Manchester United are prepared to delay signing Sweden striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic until after 30 June so the 34-year-old can pick up a lucrative loyalty bonus for seeing out his Paris St-Germain contract. (Daily Telegraph)
>Midfielder Nemanja Matic, 27, has told incoming Chelsea boss Antonio Conte he wants to join former Blues manager Jose Mourinho at Manchester United. (Sun)
Arsenal have made a £25m bid for Leicester forward Riyad Mahrez, 25, after several meetings with his representatives. (Tancredi Palmeri, via Daily Express)
>The Gunners are not interested in signing Algeria international Mahrez. (Daily Mirror)
Leicester trio Wes Morgan, Kasper Schmeichel and Robert Huth have told striker Jamie Vardy, 29, to turn down a move to Arsenal. (Daily Telegraph)
>Former striker Alan Smith, who played for Leicester and Arsenal, says Vardy should follow his lead and join the Gunners. (Talksport)
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is preparing a £30m offer for 24-year-old Southampton forward Sadio Mane. (Sun)
>Klopp's presence at Argentina's Copa America game against Chile on Monday was not part of an attempt to sign 28-year-old Napoli striker Gonzalo Higuain. (Liverpool Echo)
Leicester have made an £8m offer for Nice midfielder Nampalys Mendy, 23, as they prepare for the possible departure of 25-year-old N'Golo Kante. (Daily Mail)
>Tottenham hope to complete the £12m signing of 21-year-old AZ Alkmaar striker Vincent Janssen, the top scorer in the Dutch Eredivisie last season. (Daily Mirror)
Everton will tell centre-back John Stones they will not sell him, despite the 22-year-old being ready to push for a move. (Daily Mirror)
>Roma midfielder Radja Nainggolan, 28, says he is happy at the club but an offer from Chelsea is a "big deal" and has to be considered. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
>>68217485
>Newcastle midfielder Moussa Sissoko, 26, wants to leave following their relegation to the Championship and says Arsenal are "the club of my heart". (Foot Mercato via Evening Standard)
Paris St-Germain will appoint Sevilla boss Unai Emery as their new manager, with the 44-year-old set to replace Laurent Blanc. (Marca)
>PSG defender Marquinhos, 22, who has been linked with Chelsea and Manchester United, says he is in talks about his future at the French champions. (Daily Express)
Leeds have not received any bids for highly rated 22-year-old left-back Charlie Taylor despite reported interest from Liverpool and Stoke.(Yorkshire Evening Post)
>Crystal Palace hope to sell 24-year-old midfielder Jordon Mutch to Norwich. (Sun)
Bristol City want to sign 27-year-old Bournemouth midfielder Lee Tomlin, who spent the second half of last season on loan at Ashton Gate, on a £3m permanent deal. (Bristol Post)
>Sheffield Wednesday are keen to bring in Watford defender Daniel Pudil, 30, on a permanent deal after a successful loan spell.(Sheffield Star)
Premier League newcomers Middlesbrough have turned down the chance to sign 31-year-old Liverpool centre-back Martin Skrtel, who is now set to join Besiktas. (Northern Echo)
>Aston Villa boss Roberto di Matteo wants to sign a striker and may move for Dwight Gayle if Crystal Palace make the 25-year-old available. (Birmingham Mail)
>>68217469
where?
>>68217495
>>68217485
Why don't EPL clubs put more time and effort into coaching the players they have instead of buying foreign imports?
>>68217475
who?
>>68217461
Can someone explain to me the origin of this meme and the dutch cityfan. I must've missed that thread
>>68217507
In an interview for Bild.
>>68217495
>>Newcastle midfielder Moussa Sissoko, 26, wants to leave following their relegation to the Championship and says Arsenal are "the club of my heart". (Foot Mercato via Evening Standard)
Sissoko is such a cunt. Why does he think Arsenal would want him right now?
>>68217509
Guy who single handedly caused boro's relegation by being so expensive and shit
Buying an eredivisie striker is a gamble in recent times. Suarez turned out great. Altidore and Alves were shit.
>>68217508
dont want to get relegated
managers dont want to give inexperienced players game time and suffer poor results and get sacked
bad coaching structures
eredivisie top scorers of the last few seasons
>>68217512
City is winning, bandwagoner talks shit, start conceding and end up losing the game and he disappears. SOme days later he reappera and to the anons that asked where he was while City was losing answered that he had an important phonecall
>>68217529
>black african french
>>68217512
He wasn't in thread when city lost
people said where were u when he came back
he was phone call
Christoph Kramer to BMG confirmed
https://twitter.com/borussia/status/740494449067851777
>>68217512
I missed it too but I'm pretty sure city were losing and he said he had to go to the phone but he never came back
>>68217546
That was fast, I only heard about it an hour ago
>>68217546
>over the past few seasons they've gone from a Xhaka-Kramer, to a Xhaka-Dahoud, to a Kramer-Dahoud midfield
>>68217565
but dahoud is leaving lid
also is dahoud any good?
>>68217546
>sell Xhaka for 45
>buy Kramer for 15
good business desu
>>68217565
basically no loss of quality
>>68217353
Austrians IN
>>68217012
Do you think anyone ever purposefully "leaks" false info to the papers to confuse opposing teams?
>>68217574
They're not going to sell then buy , whole new midfield in one window.
>>68217575
It really is good business. They've still got a bit over 20m for other areas.
>>68217575
>>sell Xhaka for 45
>>buy Kramer for 15
>good business desu
not really m8. Even Rode for 15 is a better deal than Kramer for 15.
>>68217592
almost certainly
>>68217546
just type borussia mönchengladbach you tool it's not difficult
>>68217592
Possibly. Who knows.
Didn't some Preston players leak their team and tactics to the opposition once because they hated the manager? Think Graham Westley was in charge there at the time.
>>68217631
Bad meme desu.
>>68217592
i doubt international coaches base theyr trainings and tactical choices on waht the Sun says
>>68217637
football would be funnier if they did
how did Di Marzio manage to get a fanbase that will make any excuse on behalf of him
>>68217495
>Belgium manager Marc Wilmots has been rushed to hospital yesterday after he suffered from a stroke while preparing tactics for the upcoming Euro 2016. His assistant found him in his private study when he was writing "absolute nonsense" on the drawing board while making incomprehensible remarks about possible ways to beat 'tough opposition like Finland'. A team of doctors at the hospital decided it was best "for him and the nation" to keep him in an induced coma until at least July 10. (Sunday Mirror)
>>68217597
Kramer was good at BMG
I prefer him a lot over Rode
>>68217657
just type borussia mönchengladbach you tool it's not difficult
Any updates on the mkhitaryan to arsenal situation?
>>68217664
deal fell through after his name was misspelled on the contract
>>68217657
Kramer hasn't played well since the WC. And he was terrible at Leverkusen.
>>68217651
He plays it smartly. He usually only releases his 'exclusives' when the transfer is 90% done, and makes it seem like he was the first to break the deal. Then people believe him on the riskier ones, because of his earlier successes (which anyone really could have predicted).
>>68217683
what I really want to know is where that image of 'him' came from
>>68217696
He posted it in one of his eternal blue moon threads.
He quickly deleted it when people started taking the piss but it was too late
>>68217687
basically indy kaila with more credentials then
>>68217664
Deal collapsed after Özil publicly denied the Armenian genocide
>>68217687
So pretty much the standard itk tactic?
>>68217664
turned them down to play with vardy at lester
>>68217452
Suarez worked out alright
>>68217707
Indy kaila, but foreign, so people assume he knows what's going on in Europe.
>>68217711
Ozil probably has no idea what that is
>>68217704
>>68217702
cool I found it
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63172060/#63175360
>>68217741
>he actually did it, the absolute mad man
>you now remember when there were enough city tripfags on /sp/ to fill each spot in this image
>>68217741
>none of the top teams have the composure to challenge for the title long term this season
kek
KEK
>>68217655
Kek, keep doing these pls
I don't really understand this stuff about Emre Mor.
(Disclaimer: I'm extremely bitter about a guy who was born and grew up in Denmark choosing to represent a foreign country)
How is he judged to be the best player under 21 at the European Championships in his position when his entire professional career consists of being released due to disciplinary issues and then playing literally a dozen games for a mediocre team in one of the weaker European leagues?
>>68217542
good post
So where does this Kramer to BMG business leave Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg
>>68217508
because they have a lot of money and can outsource that job to poorfag clubs
>>68217835
did they even try to be sensible with those positions
76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#9**
This married foreign born A list soccer player definitely has a bad reputation when it comes to his on field behavior. Off the field there are a few male escorts in his home country and where he plays who have broken body parts showing his off the field behavior is not much better. Luis Suárez (club: Barcelona) (born in Salto, Uruguay); or Pepe (club: Real Madrid) (born in Maceió, Brazil)
spurs only need another CB, cover at full back and CM, a left winger and a backup striker and they've got a title winning side next season
>>68217875
Suarez obviously
>>68217863
No, these lineups almost never make sense.
>Coman, Sane wingbacks
>only one proper CB in a 3 man defence
>>68217875
>Suarez biting lads' cocks off
Jesus
>>68217846
The trash?
>>68217889
I thought they were focusing on Javi Martinez?
>>68217881
Even with those additions it'll be tough with champions league. But seeing they were in for Rode is a good sign, and janssen and vazquez too. At least the necessary additions are being hunted early
>>68217900
nice
Dortmund move quick to quash shit
Bundesliga Spotlight @BundesligaSpot 30m
SportBILD: Henrikh Mkhitaryan has rejected a 4-year extension with #BVB worth an annual salary of €7m. Wants to go to the Premier League.
Bundesliga Spotlight @BundesligaSpot 6m
Michael Zorc speaking to SportBILD: "We know nothing about Henrikh (Mkhitaryan) rejecting a contract offer."
>>68217485
>Borussia Dortmund has rejected a £65m offer for Aubameyang from Man City
>>68217467
He might, but for 100 million Euro.
>>68217900
Hot.
>BVB have rejected the rumours about Aubameyang stating they don’t know anything about an interest from ManCity
lol get fucked shitty no one wants to go to your shitty club
>>68217655
My gran just had a stroke and the doctors say she won't live.
>>68217875
Pepe, Suarez has always been a nice guy off the pitch and his entire career has been a move to live with his gf (now wife). Pepe is a mentalist also he's a Brazillian so he's probably a bit gay at least.
>Borussia Dortmund are interested in Croatia National Kovacic for a potential fee of 25 million Euro as a Gündogan replacement.
>>68217875
>>68217997
Also, what's this website again? I like hearing surprisingly-accurate rumours about celebrities.
>>68217969
>there's no intention of Hummels to join Bayern said both sides recently
wew!
Janssen to Tottenham is such a weird transfer, do they expect to lose Kane?
>>68218001
Seems legit
http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2016/JUNE.html
lads how do i stop being constantly paranoid, its ruining my life
>>68218001
CDAN is the entertainment lawyer guy, agcwebpages has a round up of all the juicy shit every day or two going back to about 1995.
>>68218005
They need another striker, they only have Kane
>>68218014
stop smoking weed
Bailly to Utd official, subject to work poermit
>>68217542
Alfreð is good, I watched a few sociedad games when he was there and it was the most boring football I ever saw
there were 0 chances created all game.. much more fun at augsburg
>>68217741
>you dont need to attend games to be a real fan
dutch city gloryhunter (2015)
greatest CB in the world desu
>>68218020
i dont though
>>68218034
never heard of him. Can someone do a sum up without referring to FIFA
>>68218034
even he doesn't know how this happened
Hyped for this lad pitching up at somewhere like Ebbsfleet or Dulwich Hamlet this season.
>>68218010
>7. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#6**
Despite her success, this foreign born A list singer with a string of hits worldwide is broke as a joke and has decided she can make more money yachting this summer than touring. Oh sure she will play some shows, but yachting is going to be her go to money maker. Charli XCX (in Cannes); Carly Rae Jepsen; Tove Lo
Is yachting a euphemism or something?
>>68218046
http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2015/SUPERBLINDITEM.html
>>68218046
It's when celebs sliding off the radar get paid to fuck Arabs etc dying for celeb skin, usually at the Cannes film festival or Dubai. Lindsay lohan is/was a long time yachter, as is Kate Hudson, for example.
>>68218010
>13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#12**
This actor is probably A list. Two hit shows. One of the shows iconic. Already drama about one of his new projects because the lead actress wouldn’t sleep with him, he has been pressuring producers to cast this unknown teen actress to be his love interest because he wants to keep having sex with her.
Actor: Matt LeBlanc
Hit shows: "Friends"; "Joey"; "Episodes"
New show: "Man With a Plan"
Actress who wouldn’t sleep with him: Jenna Fischer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJwPOAnvp7g
Oh god, it reminds me of something from Episodes so much.
>>68218037
I'll try, I unironically watch Lel Liga besides Real/Barca
He's pretty quick for a tall guy, and good in the tackle. He's progressed a lot through the season, but he wasn't an undisputed starter for Villarreal at any point, really. He has bags of potential, but lacks a bit of composure, as most young CB's do. He's pretty attacking-minded for a CB as well.
>Conclusion
Good, but not worth the price tag
>>68218037
88 potential in career mode
>>68218045
looked at the kids twitter. Now convinced he will kill Ronaldo eventually
>get 15m for Gabriel Paulista (Shit)
>sign a replacement for 3m or something
>sell HIM a year later for 30m
>>68218034
Does his arrival mean Blind will be moved to midfield?
>>68218108
Blind is getting booted out m8
>15. THE GOSSIP LIFE 06/02
This is one for all the soccer fans in the UK. This footballer, a current/former Arsenal player, professes to be such a devout Muslim that he refuses to touch alcohol and engage in depraved behaviour. Well, the pictures I saw seem to disagree. He’s obtained an injunction to prevent the story from surfacing, but the pictures show the footballer engaged in a steamy group sex session, guzzling down alcohol and acting like a royal prat. Praise be to Allah indeed!
Who is it?
>>68218003
source
>>68218087
>15 M € aprox le costaron Gabriel, Bailly y Vietto al Villarreal. Los vendió poco después por 75 M € aprox.
weeew
>$player_name to united confirmed
Oh, look. Utd sign a player without months of being linked in the newspapers
Quelle Surprise
>>68218121
source
>>68218005
He'll be second to kane, and at times spurs will play two up top when needed
>>68218115
Diaby
>>68218115
could honestly be any muslim. Ozil, Diaby, Sanogo take your pick
>>68217881
>cover at fullback
literally out most in-depth positions
Someone post the image of the lad extending his contract at sainsburys or somewhere like that
>>68218139
Özil never denied liking booze and women.
DAD
DAD?!
>Napoli have reportedly nearly secured the signing of Udinese's Piotr Zielinski
>liverpoo
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3630181/England-s-secret-assistant-boss-Ray-Lewington-let-slip-team-Euro-2016-opener-against-Russia.html
i genuinly fear for my mental health
>>68218171
why, la'?
>>68218139
>Sanogo
Does this guy still unironically exist?
>>68218171
Seek help lad
>>68218171
Me too :)
>>68218171
Me too but I'm hoping it consumes me to the point of no return desu
>>68218171
drop some acid
>LIVERPOOL have finally confirmed the rumours by bidding £20 for some cup semi final tickets
>>68218171
Who /mentalissues/ here?
>>68218180
Didn't he get sent off for Charlton last year and Karl Robinson had a full on rage against him?
>>68218191
Not a good idea when you are mental imo
>>68218210
everything will become clear
>british journalism
>>68218191
i want to try mdma but im scared how i will react to it
>>68218236
Tancredible is obviously unaware that Mkhitaryan's in the bag
>>68218243
Drop few Yellow Bentines then follow it with a line of Triple Sod when the comedown starts
>>68218115
Nasri?
He's had time on his hands
>>68218203
i just have aspergers, social anxiety, and chronic depression. none of which are real
>>68218256
i know some of those words
>>68218108
Blind was annoyed van clown got the sack. He needs to be booted
>>68218203
/sadandlonely/ here
>>68218265
Don't do anything before getting your mental health assessed if you really think it's an issue for you.
If you don't exercise, start
>>68218263
Audibly lel'd
>>68218263
Sounds to me like you need to get a job, stop whining, get off the internet, go running/then to the gym and get a life outside of your computer.
>>68218275
4chan nullifies the pain desu
-------------------Romero
Valencia--Smalling--Bailly--Rojo
--------------Fellaini--Young
Depay--------Lingard-------Martial
-----------------Rashford
-------------------Zlatan
---------------------------Mata
---------------------Rooney
---------Schneiderlin---Herrera
--------------------Carrick
Shaw---Blind----------McNair----------Darmian
---------------------De Gea
Black utd vs white utd, who wins?
>>68218263
the anxiety causes the other two imho
>>68218263
Your the reason I have to go miles into town and have a billion interviews where no one believes a word I say and have to keep miles of paper work from doctors
So i can have the privilege of living on £55 a week wile shadow monsters attack me at night, I hope they come for you one day
>>68218292
thanks dr. phil
>>68218243
nothing to be scared of desu
>>68217879
CONFIRMED
>>68217325
>Barca after Pjanic, Umiti and Nolito
>not Pogba, Mustafi and Mahrez
>Messi to be jailed for tax evasion
>club to be punished for Neymar shady deal
IT'S OVER, BARCELONA IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT
>>68218300
>Young in DM
Put Fosu-Mensah there and the blacks steamroll the whites
>>68218324
except your fears and anxieties getting amped tenfold once the high starts waning down
>>68218301
>anxiety causing aspergers
>australians
>>68218305
i am? why is this my fault?
>>68218353
assburgers tendencies
>>68218348
Thanks bro, it's tough some times
>>68218362
Try xanax and Seroquel or risperidone
>>68218325
Who are St. Gallen?
Just put on a tv show I haven't watched before. Wanted to have it on in the background while doing some major cleaning.
Only to find I'm not getting any cleaning done! My attention is occupied by the telly now!
>>68218355
You have nothing wrong with you, if you needed to you could work a job.
Instead you use bullshit conditions with millions of other lazy fucks and people who fucking a dangers to themself and others for most of they day have to jump throw loops because they think I'm
One of you. And there some many lazy faggot the pay for not working is not even enough to live on
I have night (and some times days) I'd rather die then live throw again, and befor you call me a lazy fuck I do volenteer work everyday I can
>>68218389
And now it's also occupied by this thread.
>tfw even though I do nothing all year I still never find the time to study
>>68218400
Yes haha. Sitting on the edge of my couch watching while also having a cheeky look at /trans/ :p
>>68218389
Whats the show
talking big sense lads
>>68218408
Stop using 4chan
>>68218375
The oldest still existing football club in continental Europe.
>>68218414
I don't want people to laugh at me
>>68218427
I thought that was KB. Or is that the oldest "ball game club" instead
>>68218429
We're not people, we're just figments of your imagination.
>>68218423
unpossible
do you guys judge people internally while you talk to them or afterwards
went out to buy some lunch lads, any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation while i was gone?
>>68218459
I already judged you internally tbqh
>>68218459
I judge people based on whether or not they've got a fucking leaf on their flag
>>68218464
>went out
how did you manage that lad?
>>68218374
All
Of them mate, but I have to take a large dose and I hate how your fucking brain shuts down and its hard to talk or think your ideas throw and intent to walk the line with the dose
>>68218472
Håhåhå
Hohohoho
>>68217835
Because nobody picking this chart watches Danish football
They saw that he recently made a senior app for Turkey, a somewhat strong national team
now he's in the chart
will probably come on as a sub in five-ten games next season for BvB then get sold to Koln/Augsburg
>>68218474
just answer the question
>>68218476
what does xanax feel like, can you go on and off at your own whim
>>68217998
I think you made this up, but I would like it to be true
>>68218045
>Danish
Doesn't look like a Dane
>>68218439
Guess it depends on semantics, since they fused to become FC Copenhagen.
>>68218526
FC Copenhagen own the professional license, but KB still play in the pyramid. They're in the 5th tier and take part in cups and all.
>>68218508
You feel fine, but it's hard to talk to people and hold a conversation in your head
You
Cannot just go on or off it, when you
Go on you should be having regular blood tests to make shure it's not fucking you up too bad
And going off any anti psychotics is always a bad thing, it all comes rushing back after a few days,
When your on them your on them for good
>>68218399
i see, so you think i'm claiming benefits for conditions i don't have?
>>68217542
>Memepiss was a top scorer
How shit is Dutch league?
>>68218540
Another thing is they say you
Won't build
Up a tolerance to them, in my exsperiance you
Do but very very slowly
Might go outside
Feel a bit sick
>>68218540
>it's hard to talk to people
>implying i will be doing any of that
>you should be having regular blood tests
not going to be involved with any doctor or have anyone know im taking it, i just want to try it to see what its like
>>68218541
I don't know mate, maybe you do we never met.
Tell me your aliments NEET bro?
>>68218570
Who knows, maybe you'll find a job outside
>>68217542
2012-13 was a wild season.
rate my latest meme
been working on it for the last hour
>>68218585
see >>68218263
i'm unable to convince myself any of my suspected conditions are real things. and i am not claiming benefits, so i don't know why that other guy got so angry at me, other than he misunderstood my post.
>>68218399
>I do volenteer work everyday I can
Hello janny
>>68218573
Sound like a bad idea, you need a team of pros keeping an eye on your health, I inderstand Canada has good health care.
If you was to do it, start on a small dose for a few weeks, if it works stop there, if not increase it another small dose for a few weeks
>>68218615
jesus christ
>>68218593
Im starting a job soon
Looking for a place to live is making me a bit stressed
I just heard thunder though so maybe not the best idea
>>68218617
There both me faggot
>>68218616
it would be better if the punchline wasn't given away in the first panel
>>68218300
>Romero & Rojo
butthurt argies in 1...
>>68218615
G'wan Ireland!!
https://twitter.com/SunderlandAFC/status/740528862627520512
So bright he needed those glasses.
>>68218627
i've been watching this map build up for a while, it's quite interesting
http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=12
>you now remember Iain Dowie
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/iain-dowie-new-job-its-7601935
>>68218620
Who's jammy?
I could use a good lolcow laugh
>also if your interested I volunteered for Rotherham United last summer, playing football with retarded kids, was fun
>>68218649
That's a lot of shit happening in Europe.
bants
>>68218689
Cringe
>>68218689
LOL!
>>68217325
i love trans lads
>>68218689
Did you make this?
im probably just going to become an alcoholic to be honest
>>68218706
PELE DEBUTO CON UN PIBE
>>68218708
Don't do that bro, alcoholism is ugly
Hazard to Real Madrid confirmed
>>68218689
who makes these
none of them have ever been even remotely funny
>>68218708
tfw never been drunk
>>68218689
christ
>Euro 2016 news: I miss Xavi and Xabi Alonso, says Iniesta
>>68218708
These things seem like a good idea now but a few years down the line you will be fucked
How old are you mate?
>>68218715
so is your mum but we all did that
>>68218722
Xavi and Xabi baby
>>68218715
Isn't that just called, Been English?
>>68218643
oh baby, more Can't Defend van Super Bloots.
Can someone give me a list of the approved and banned /trans/ memes for this window please?
I was told that we're no longer doing "x word essay due in y hours" or Irish slags, but "Javi Martinez to Liverpool" is still acceptable?
Been working for 7 months in a bank. This is the first time I had the courage to fire up 4chin on my work pc. Am I getting fired?
>>68218630
then why did you ask a question the answer to which you already knew?
>>68218689
troled hard.
>>68218756
>"x word essay due in y hours" or Irish slags
Save these for match threads
There are a few anons trying to force "How's life on the spectrum?" but it's not sticking
>>68218743
Plenty of time to turn your life around
You're not even halfway through life, if you give up now you will regret it
>>68218759
You had that saved on your work PC, but /sp/ is too risky?
>>68218778
when will he regret it?
>>68218708
just remember there's always someone worse off
>>68218763
so the non of wich are real bit?
I said its hard for me to hold a conversation in my head.
Stop been a lazy NEET bro!
All you are doing is hurting other people who cannot make ends meet and hurting yourself just as
Much
>>68218522
http://www.tuttosport.com/news/calcio/euro-2016/calciomercato/2016/06/07-12202450/calciomercato_juventus_prende_corpo_lipotesi_kovacic/?cookieAccept&cookieAccept
>>68218810
>I took her son
>>68218809
When he's still alive in ten years and even worse off than he is now
>>68218810
You could have just linked the posts
>>68218616
Pretty good, should probably mention CR7 or Messi too though.
Just transferred ice cream from the fridge to a bowl. #Confirmed
>30m for a shittier mangala
what is mou thinking
>>68219018
Needs 2 teams, 1 for the League and 1 for the Cups.
>>68219044
he could get someone better for half that money
>>68219050
Same shit happens every year, other teams know they have money and milk them for it
>>68219050
Yeah, they have a couple of centre and full lacks that could do it.
Mou is just making up for lost time, he's gonna spend loadsamoney this summer.
I don't really care 3bh.
It's too warm for football bollocksology.
>>68218689
Bants of the chain, based.
>>68219081
Woodward can't negotiate for shit
>tfw afternoon nap and worked outside
>>68217900
You're a funny guy.
Go see a psychiatrist instead of dumping all your shit here, jesus christ
>http://www.shortlist.com/news/we-went-on-a-night-out-with-the-jamie-vardy-lookalike
The look-a-like is a nice guy tbqh, feel bad for all the shit he gets.
Lads where can i buy cheap football jerseys
>>68219285
Alibaba 2bh
On my way to the euros m8s
>>68219303
Football's going home la
>>68219303
Will you be crashing the plane?
>>68218810
>>68218882
If you were a little kid would you rather live with your drug addict mother or your /arse/-using father?
>>68219321
Druggie for sure
>>68219315
Well his phone's not in aeroplane mode so probably
>>68219303
have fun
>>68219254
>that filename
>moaning about neo /sp/
>moaning that more english posters arrived and gave everyone else a proper opinion of Liverpool
Have you written your application yet lads?
>CONFIRMED: Tahith Chong to Manchester United
>>68219424
A degree in history and rechnology of the internet is going to happen sooner or later, this is just a step.
Hows the /mdma/ scene nowadays lad? Last i did it was 2011, then there was a drought.
Scared to touch the stuff from nowadays
>>68219356
you can use wifi in flight mode
>>68219433
I was expecting someone more Chinese looking.
Nishan Burkart is moving to United too.
>>68219424
I'm already a well known user on the website knowyourmeme.com, why would I need a degree?
>>68219424
I made my way in memetic engineering with no degree
>>68219456
abundant; can get good quality for under £30/gram
>>68219460
I just tried that and my WiFi went, so no
>>68219486
get a phone thats not 10 years old
>>68219433
literally who?
please tell me why I should be bothered
>>68219481
Those days ended my man, now we can't let unprofessional and untrained memers create memetic content.
>>68219504
I have the latest android OS mate
>>68219535
But what if the degree itself is a meme?
>>68219537
Put air plane mode on, then turn WiFi back on.
>>68219559
Ah, that works
>>68219557
What came first, the student or the teacher?
>>68219535
Will there meme apprenticeships?
>>68219522
GOAT prospect, 18 years old
>>68217772
Feel.
>Chelsea star Nemanja Matic has told new boss Antonio Conte he wants to join Manchester United.
Literally wwhy
>>68219608
"16"
>>68219404
wew lad
>>68219465
Looks a bit feminine in that pic.
>>68219604
>tfw the rumours are true of Mourinho bashing his Chelsea career into the ground on purpose to make sure he was free for the United job and all his player-mates want to follow him to trophies
>>68219624
But Matic isn't his mate, that's why I don't get it.
>>68219618
He looks a bit feminine in every pic. His Dad used to be a sprinter. Held a couple of Swiss records, not that that means much.
>>68218810
lel
>>68219635
There's no way to know who are mates behind closed doors.
>>68219681
>>68219635
Yes, anything can happen between 2 men behind closed doors; just ask OP
>>68219708
>gay sex XDDDD
>OPEES a faggetttt
>>68218615
It's funny because only one of these players actually lived up to their potential.
>>68218163
LISTEN SUNSHINE
>>68219745
only the poor and the brown care about the wall at a local level
however, we should all be worried about that crazy dutchlard becoming the next president, I can foresee lots of uneasiness in the international markets
>>68219745
Trump's boring now. Since he's got a chance to actually win it all he's not sad anything full meme. Doesn't even mention the wall anymore ffs.
>>68219280
Damn, I had no idea that Vardy and the missus got that mad over the whole look-alike thing. This guy obviously means no harm and just makes the best out of the situation he's in right now, he can't exactly be a Jamie Vardy look-alike the next ten years so why can't they just let him make his money and have his fun while it lasts?
leave a note or not?
Just came back from my intake meeting with the psychiatrist, it went pretty well desu
>>68219920
Yes. You always leave a note.
>>68219936
>>68219922
how long til you're a qt gurl?
>>68219922
what is that?
>>68219777
Billary would be no better
>>68219975
At least she believes in climate change
>>68219951
2good
Still on the plane ffs
Delays due to thunderstorms
How can I entertain myself /sp/?
>>68220001
Masturbate
If Spurs land Jannsen it will be very shrew indeed
>>68220001
join the solo section of the mile high club by yourself
>>68220001
Its actually a terror alert, probably have to say weather on the plane
>>68220019
>if
is granit xhaka like xabi alonso, a holding player who is a good passer. some people were saying he was box to box.
>>68220023
Sky is black desu
>>68220058
More like an inverted false trerequista
>>68220001
Get up and do this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDgf4GVBpVA/?taken-by=cristiano&hl=en
>>68220058
as far as i know he's more like xabi mate, kramer is the one who is b2besque
>>68220078
go eat grass
>>68220085
Both can play both really. It's why Kramer's been brought in to replace him.
>>68220041
>Spurs fan
>Not doubting a transfer until you see the player holding the shirt in an official Spurs photo
Mate...
>>68220058
he stands still and hits long balls if that's what you mean
>brand new model gf
>weird fashion
great.. Alli is becoming your typical premier league star already. thought he was different desu
>>68217835
Don't make me get the 2007 published predictor on who would be starters for the England team this year.
The closest they got right was Walcott. And Walcott isn't even in the Euros squad.
That tells you how bad it was.
>>68220129
>those faux steam punk sunglasses
Why though?
Literally what the fuck
Dier is probably sad Alli won't be his bro anymore
>>68220139
Post it nerd
>>68219961
>>68219965
An elaborate scheme to get the meds I need to kill myself in one go tBh
>Manchester United have completed the signing of Villarreal defender Eric Bailly, subject to a work permit.
>He's called Eric Bailly
>Blacker than coal
Perfect. Shame he's too old to get HG status, but if he doesn't play for 5 years, we can get him!
>you now remember when Almunia was being talked about being called up to England
>>68220161
d e v i l i s h
post where you live, I'll fuck your shit up and make it seem like an accident
>>68220121
that's it, yes. but is he usually the deepest midfielder? deep like my balls in your mother's ass, you understand
>>68220161
>>68220161
please don't mate
>>68220158
>>68220139
Okay, I will.
>>68220115
I'll always green text an "if". Too much Gates Of Fire
>>68220172
Rotterdam, Kralingen to be more precise
>>68220161
jelly tßh
>>68220162
Hasn't he already played a bunch of times for Ivory Coast?
>>68220115
>believing transfer photos in the age of digital editing
How quickly was a really decent shop of Vardy holding an Arsenal shirt trotted out?
>only Swansea news is friendlies and some italian rumors
odds on them just selling 2 players and making a cheeky loan before calling it a day?
I'm an Everton fan and i feel bad for stones. It was the fans getting on his back that made him go to shit, if I were him I'd be desperate to leave.
>>68220199
>thinking Germany will beat us
ABE
>>68220198
He has, I was just joking about how this seems to be the way England gets players these days.
I don't know what the rule is on switching nationalities, I think you need to not have played for 5 years.
>>68220190
expect me.
ayy
>>68220199
England isn't getting out of the group. Woy has done the same shit, picked players on preference rather than form. See; Wilshere and Barkley.
>>68220199
you overrate switzerland, based Pooland would wreck them
Also, France would btfo Germoney
France - England, with a penalty France win
>>68220231
Can you wait 1 week? I have an RSC huisdiner with a pretty nice girl on friday
>>68220241
LOL did you get this from trollfootball?
>>68220220
>feeling bad for a 22 y/o millionaire
>>68217452
All the goat strikers come from the Eriedivisie...
>>68220241
>implying Bale wants to play in the Europa League
Then again, it's a trophy he has yet to win.
Eiffel Tower will every night be lit up in the colours of the Euro 2016 country which generates most Twitter traffic that day.
>>68220259
Just realised Bale hasn't even won a league title yet
>Real Poodrid
>>68220257
Suarez and Ibra are exceptions, not the rule
>>68220274
TurkeywinsLOL
>>68220256
He's one of the best football players I've ever seen at Goodison park and our fans fucking boo him when he SUCCESSFULLY Cruyff turns Diego Costa in his own six yard box
>>68220179
>nobody replies to my proof
;_;
>>68220322
Seen it on twitter a bunch this past week. Sorry, friend.
Hodgeson is a cunt. An arrogant old cunt too scared to upset the boys club by dropping Rooney. Fuck, even play Rooney on the left of the diamond, just stop putting Rooney in Alli's place.
That game against Germany was one of the best England performances I've seen in years. But as the tournament edges closer, he gets too scared and reverts to old ways.
He is DESPERATE to play Rooney in the #10, rendering our attack utterly useless. The pictures in the news also suggest Woy is going back to a 4231
Look at the utter contempt on his face after the Portugal game interview when it was suggested England weren't very good. As if to say "fuck off, you don't know what you're talking about. You watched a different game to me"
Woy will absolutely squander the most exciting young team we've had in decades
>>68220226
england/UK in general has that even stupider rule in place about them having needed to go through 2-3 years of school too.
>>68220339
I think he seems like a very nice person
>>68218253
>/delusional/
>>68220321
>Cruyff turning in your own box
https://twitter.com/ericbailly24/status/726874376243662848
kek
>Liverpool having to settle for more Southampton players
FUCK THIS CLUB
>>68220357
He pulls it off senpai I don't care if it's pointless it's incredible to watch
He only went to shit after fans started booing him and if you go the games you can visibly see it affecting him
>>68218810
ive got you famland
>>68220377
Why do you care you're American
>>68220386
That's probably Sosa, anon.
>>68218655
How is playing football with yourself fun?
>>68218139
Marouane Chamakh. I believe he denied the alcohol and partying after he was pictured with a shisha pipe while at Palace
>>68217325
Why has Michael Owen killed that cat?
>>68220377
Mane would be a good signing. But I'm a Southampton fan and don't want him to leave so fuck off m8
>>68220322
>>68220179
Only thing I could come up with was meme arrowing Johnson or Sinclair so I didn't bother replying. Feel kind of bad about it now, so have a well-deserved (You).
Watching Stripes
Watching Whose Line
>>68219752
Mertens?
watching bakuons
>>68218043
kek
>>68220357
Cruyff is turning in his own box now over no sticky
>>68220710
Clive or Drew?
>>68220799
Just some YT compilation with Aisha as the host. The guys still got it but my god how annoying is she sometimes.
watching life pass me by
>>68220547
because he's a cunt
>>68220859
Will they ever stop that show? Tired of it by now.
>>68220839
?
>>68220570
Thanks anon.
Can we have a no Sun or Metro rule in these threads?
>>68220917
How's life on the spectrum buddy?
>>68220839
>city bandwagoner is a /v/edditor
What a surprise.
>>68218045
EBBSFLEET MENTIONED
Who are >we selling, who are >we buying?
/trans/ my shit up lads
>>68220924
Everyone is on the spectrum you dopey swamp dweller
>>68220924
hi hello what is this new spectrum meme
>>68220976
In:
>Berghuis
>Some random striker
>Some random turks
>Some random chileans
Out:
>Bilal
>Kongolo
>Chong
>Nelom
>>68220976
literally couldn't name a single player from this club tBh
>>68220875
sources say no
ayo GG
>>68221000
Another way of saying "autism", because just replying "autism" is being stamped out by mods as "low quality posts". I suspect it'll be the next filtered word.
>>68220976
mark is that you
Poland v Germany is unmissable, right?
>>68221202
your mum is unmissable (cos shes so fat)
>>68221043
Baby baby baby.
>>68221130
No, but is that you Alex?
>>68221115
Who is this ejaculate maid
>>68221202
My grandparents have fond memories of that clash
>>68221213
woiiii
>>68221262
Yeah, no doubt.
Think I'll have to catch, it's pretty much my second national team.
>Benteke: "I still have a contract at Liverpool and I'd like to stay if I am in the coach's plans. If that's not the case, then it will be difficult to stay. When Klopp arrived I saw that I wasn't in his plans. That's frustrating."
>>68221297
who are you quoting?
>Mike Piazza buying my local club
dont know what to expect desu
Kroos is GOAT desu. Never underestimate crab passing.
>>68221324
literally who buying literally who?
>>68221389
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68221389
An ex boreball player buying a LegaPro (third division) club
Can any cunt tell me the result of Velky Meder v Dubnica in the slovakian pub league?
Can't find shit anywhere
>>68221355
More passes doesn't really mean better.
Just inefficient.
>>68221415
is it ok if i just make up a score
>you now remember Toni "Blooter" Kroos
>>68221324
>pizza
>that flag
Porty
>>68221455
as long as meder win its all good
>>68221469
they lost 9-2 sorry mate :^(
>A professional footballer who has represented Iran’s national team has been suspended for six months from domestic competition after a picture surfaced online showing him wearing what has been described as a pair of SpongeBob SquarePants trousers.
>A committee in charge of policing the morality of Iran’s football federation imposed the ban on Sosha Makani, a 29-year-old goalkeeper with Tehran’s well-established Persepolis club, after it deemed his flamboyant pair of bright yellow trousers inappropriate.
wew
>>68221493
wat
>>68221464
read again
>>68221493
Justified. Fucking manchildren.
>>68221493
kek
>>68221493
cant blame the federaion desu
>>68221493
there is no excuse for this outfit, he has only himself to blame
>>68221527
Oh I only do one take
>>68221493
w2c
>>68221592
Made my gf giggle
>>68221598
http://www.darklandsberlin.com/
>>68221648
Fucking virus don't open it lads!
No storm today
>>68221793
How many storm and rain gods did you pray to today?
>>68221815
Only the old ones
>>68221793
Hasn't rained here all week, I'm fucking dying.
>>68217325
Michael Owen is such a classically handsome man.
No complicated style, just pure good aesthetics
>>68221793
Was pissing it down today for me, got absolutely drenched.
>>68221832
There's only one God, and his name is /trans/.
And what do we say to the god of /trans/?
Not today!
>>68221889
Needs more Javi Martinez tBh
>>68221914
Has there been news?!!
>>68221931
done deal la
What kind of running shoes do you have, lads? I'm looking for something comfortable for running but at a reasonable price. I mostly run on gravel, asphalt and nature trails.
>>68221972
do it in bare foot you pussy
>>68222001
What makes you think I don't already? Maybe I'm tired of running barefoot and want to try something new, and that's why I'm looking for shoes.
>>68221972
UGG's
>>68221972
>cardio
say goodbaye to your gains
>>68221972
Don't buy budget running shoes m8.
Any new bullshit?
>>68222111
checked and correct
>tfw janitor wakes up
>>68222275
Most of the new stuff comes out at midnight in England. Or 11 for Germany.
>>68222299
>just when I was going to post it went 404
>>>68222222
Just having a check lads
>tfw no gf thread comes up
>/trans/ goes to sleep
>tfwn ogf thread gets deleted
>/trans/ wakes up again
it's like poetry
>>68220129
bet shes a beard desu
>>68222351
what are you doing
>>68222439
literally why
>>68222413
>you in charge of recognising posters
>>68222439
https://youtu.be/YBM8M21S5Kg
>>68222439
>>68222484
PURE FYAH
>mom's spaghetti
lamo
>>68222484
snoopy dog dog hu huh is it like that
>>68222484
Does Mignolet have bottom teeth?
>>68222552
dont think so
new thread when?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36481363
>marcus rashford could have been relegated to league 2 last season instead of being the biggest youth breakthrough in recent PL history
kek
>>68222687
in about 7 minutes pal
>>68222579
>Man
>>68222701
>being the biggest youth breakthrough in recent PL history
He's not even the biggest youth breakthrough in the last two years. Or even this year.
>>68222739
you're right, that would be Jack Grealish
>>68222701
Scores a few goals, managed to keep United in Europa league spot... Suddenly he's a fucking superstar new Messi xD
Omg he scored a shitty kicked goal against literally fucking who, OMG SO GOAT.
JUST LIKE LAMBERT IS SO GOAT CAUSE HE SCORED A GOAL WITH HIS FIRST TOUCH OF A BALL IN AN ENGLAND SHIRT
OR OR OR TOWNSEND OMFG SO GOAT XD GOAL ON HIS DEBUT! SO GOAT!
>>68222701
They probably wouldn't have been relegated if they had Rashford desu.
>>68222767
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68222767
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68222767
lad?
>>68222701
>biggest youth breakthrough in recent PL history
>>68222767
>having an aneurysm live on /sp/
>>68222819
>>68222825
>i don't like this opinion, instead of having a discussion, I'll insult them xD
>that totally isn't a sign of autism xD
>what? it is? REEEE! NO!!! REEEE!! *SHITS SELF* REEE!! MUMMY! REEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68222877
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68222883
>>68222825
>>68222819
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68222877
Trying too hard lad.
>>68222866
>>68222843
>deluded United fanboys don't realise that the same claims were made about Rickie Lambert, Andros Townsend, Scott Sinclair, Shaun Wright Philips, Ben Amos, Theo Walcott, Danny Welbeck and lots of other literally whos
Pathetic. Don't bother replying, it'll just be some pathetic fanboy dross.
>>68222908
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68222908
???
>>68222908
>ricky lambert
>youth
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36477421
>neil "remember tony watt's goal?" lennon running back to scotland after being exposed at bolton
>>68222961
>>68222911
>>68222899
>>68222883
>>68222825
>>68222819
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68222938
I don't like Lennon, but keeping Bolton up this season after the money was turned off was pretty much impossible.
reeling in so many (you)s right now lads
>>68222926
No, the claim was he was the next best thing because of a few games.
>Le spectrum face
I can't believe Poleaboo actually forced his meme to the mainstream. Ashamed of you all tbqh.
>>68222979
True.
I just found that guy who kept going on about Neil Lennon being GOAT hilarious.
>>68220129
That coat is p.cool though
