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>Rags
>yfwswtc
Reminder
>>68211458
You want the QB to think twice about throwing the ball? That's his fucking job moron
If this happened more often blocked shots would happen less often. I think I'd like to see polak catch one iibh.
>>68211428
>>68211428
FUCK YOU FAGGOT, I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE MY VERY FIRST OP AND YOU SHIT THIS OUT.
NOT EVEN POSTING NEWS YOU LAZY SHITWIT
FUCK
HAVE THIS IMAGE, IF YOU AND I EVER MEET YOU WILL HAVE A SURVIVAL CHANCE EQUAL TO AN INDIAN WITH SMALLPOX
PIT:Evgeni Malkin ends drought; Pens take Game 4
SJ:Report: Hertl out for the rest of Cup Final
PIT:Kris Letang takes maintenance day on Sunday
SJ:Tomas Hertl (LBI) remains day-to-day
PIT:Evgeni Malkin can't find back of the net
SJ:Sharks lose Tomas Hertl for Game 3 Saturday
PIT:Chris Kunitz practices with top pp unit
FLA:Luongo doing well after hip surgery
CLM:Oliver Bjorkstrand scores twice for Lake Erie
STL:Alex Steen has off-season shoulder surgery
NYI:Islanders ink Casey Cizikas to five-year deal
PIT:Conor Sheary's OT goal gives Pens 2-1 victory
>>68211520
If you're a defensive end, yes...
You want the qb thinking about where you are instead of where he should throw it.
>pongs fans
>>68211598
Canadians and Americans confirmed best at hockey
But then again we already knew this
>>68211609
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>>68211609
He looks so fucking ripped in this picture.
I need to buy an UA polo
>>68211622
>pongs haters
On suicide watch desu
>>68211622
>be most hated fanbase in hockey, possibly the world
>1 game away from raising the cup for the 4th time
Really makes you think
>>68211707
>rags
>philthy
not even in your own division m8, also nice imgur filename
kek
KEK
>>68211707
>4th time
i thought it was more until i heard that the other day
crazy that i watched two and was alive for all four
>trump thread
Into the trash
quit spamming you fucking cuckold
>>68211884
>i love sucking bbc
>>68212036
>>68211997
>>68211953
>>68211909
>>68211881
>>68211851
>>68211819
>>68211786
>>68211757
Try not to kill yourself when Trump Loses
>>68212064
You really think trump will lose? Lmao.
>>68212064
Why would you discourage him from doing that
>LA took 19 years to get the cup after losing in 1993
>Anaheim took 4 years after losing in 2003
>San jose took ???
>/pol/ cancer
>>68212101
No trump supporter has been able to tell me how he's going to win the black and Hispanic vote, which is super fucking important
>muh white voter turnout
Yeah because there's no white liberals at all!
Worked well for Romney didn't it?
>>68212216
Stop trying to reason with retards
>>68212216
>>68212265
>mad
>at emperor trump
Spics hate illegals, you somehow fail to understand this.
Blacks hopefully will wake up and realize democrats haven't helped them at all. Some have already realized trump is their best choice. They don't like Bernie and Hillary is a criminal.
>>68212333
>>68212333
>>68212333
Take refuge lads
>>68212333
>>68212333
>>68212333
>>68212216
What are the benefits of being a white male Democrat voter?
>>68212327
>Hillary runs for president in 2020
>Campaign slogan panders to tumblr feminists
>I'm with xer
>Mfw
>>68212368
What has either party done to benefit anyone with a net worth of less than 100 million?
>>68212368
>you don't like trump? You must be a democrat!!
Trump supporters are just too stupid I swear. Enjoy the death of the republican party. Hope that was part of your "master plan"
>>68212423
Nothing. That's why trump is great, the gop hates him. The dnc hates him. He's pretty conservative
>>68212457
Trump isn't republican and neither are a lot of his voters
>>68212368
Because of Democrat healthcare policies I have affordable insurance to help me pay for my wife's sons sickle cell anemia treatments
>>68212496
Oh so he stands 0 chance of winning then? Got it
>>68212551
Are you actually retarded? Like, have you paid attention to any news in the past 3 months?
>>68211428
hopefully the wings go young next year
and some how sign stammer (lol)
holland turns out to be the god we thought he was
>then reality
>>jk larkin is here
>>68211563
he might make the wings this year, probs next say the pundits
>>68212620
i like the wings chances for stammer desu, I am hoping they trade Datsyuk's contract to my team plus a pick to make room
>>68212591
Yes I have, have you?
>trump openly hates a Mexican judge because he's Mexican
You can no longer say he isn't racist
Why the fuck did the /pol/cucks come and invade /hoc/. Go invade /NBA/ or some shit since you hate niggers so much
Trump chucked all you faggots top lel
>Shilling for free in 2016
Shiggy
>>68212728
>r-racist
Top fucking kek.
I bet you get off to blacked vids you pathetic faggot
Trump posting is GOAT
>>68212771
Kill yourself when trump loses in November please. You are too retarded to be alive
Reminder to use the emergency backup thread, the spammer will have to fluctuate between two threads, and the spam will either be not as bad because of post timers or he will give up
>>68212812
>k-kill yourself
Kek
I have never met a masculine white male Democrat voter in my entire life. I doubt you'd be the exception
>>68212901
I don't vote democrat you stupid cuck
Go back to your /BBC/ worship board
>>68212937
>I'm not one of those guys, but seriously fuck the other side they should kill themselves
What's the last masculine thing you've done?
Who cares about which corporations are controlling the USA this time. Just don't bring your TTIP shit here.
>>68213031
>he posts on a children's cartoon board
>he thinks he's masculine
>>68213031
I'm not telling republicans to kill themselves, I'm telling trump cucks like you to do it. Shit even the republicans hate trump
God you're fucking retarded. Enjoy his loss in November. I know I'll enjoy your tears
>>68213031
>Trying to have a superiority complex on a website filed with autist, social outcast, neckbeards, and anime lovers.
You sure showed him
>>68212164
Infinity.
Post predictions for Thursdays game lads
3-2 pens (again)
Ignore the trump poster
Let's stop the autism now
>rags
>>68212663
I don't think Stamkos will go to a team where there's already a well-defined alpha dog. Zetterberg basically runs shit there.
>>68213311
8-0 Pens, just like game 6 in '91
Haha holy shit this guy posts on /sp/ too. I've seen him making literally the exact same posts on /tv/ during all times of the day and night for the last month or so. Guarenteed he made this thread too >>68206290
LOL what a fucking loser.
The fact that Berniecucks lost despite all the money they gave to his old jew ass has saved my week
I don't really care who wins the election, it would be pretty funny to see the butthurt on /pol/ though if Trump loses.
I think there will be some actual, legit suicides.
>>68214108
Doesn't obamacare cover autism meds?
>>68214129
They got what they had coming when they harassed Trump and his supporters in San Jose. Bernie gets wrecked in California AND the Pongs fuck the Shorks and its fans in their assholes.
>>68214108
Mad coastlet detected
>>68214216
Are you asking for yourself?
holy shit Toronto's newspaper writers have good bantz
https://twitter.com/RDiManno/status/740387097740201985
>>68214257
>Shorks
>fans
>>68213068
>Trump: Will not ratify TPP in its current form
>Hitlery: Helped write it
so what you're saying is you're an adamant trump supporter
>>68214321
Talking about the guy you were talking about, Jose
>>68214386
Which one?
whathappen
>>68214525
Toronto star writer Rosie DiManno just tweeted this to Toronto Sun writer Joe Warmington:
Rosie DiManno @RDiManno 41m41 minutes ago
@joe_warmington How fucking dare you? Come here and say that. I'll rip your fucking throat out.
She's not even hacked, it's her tweeting that.
Here's the time Kessel owned her in a scrum:
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2013/4/30/4286962/phil-kessel-owns-rosie-dimanno
>>68212368
It's good if you have a guilt complex
>>68214580
Are Toronto beat writers going to kill themselves when Kessel hoists the Stanley Cup and is awarded the Conn Smythe? It seems like they're already on the edge.
>>68214713
Nah he deserves it. He dealt with a lot of shit in Toronto and the media deserve to bleed out and die.
>>68214713
Pretty much everyone except James Mirtle and Bruce Arthur should do so, but they won't. They're shameless cunts m8. Steve Simmons unironically tweeted yesterday that Kessel would be #2 on his Conn Smythe list.
15 PHWA members get votes. 3 PIT 3 SJ and 9 from other markets. Not sure how many of those are Toronto tho
>>68214427
I honestly don't know what to expect from Trump. The only thing I'm certain about is that he is only playing a character until he gets into office, he is not as dumb as he makes himself out to be. I'm 100% certain he is not showing his true intentions. Of course neither do any other candidates but you can look up which corporate interests they serve. With Trump there are only his own interests.
>>68214821
>Steve Simmons unironically tweeted yesterday that Kessel would be #2 on his Conn Smythe list.
kek. The passive-aggressive butthurt from this cuck is off the chart.
Who is the Bernie "cuck" Sanders of hockey?
I think the team would be the Canucks
>>68214947
I think /hoc/ is 50% of the attention he gets. just stop giving him attention
>>68214947
Same guy who writes puff pieces on scrubs like Tyler Bozak. The worst part is he probably has the most job security of any sportswriter in the market.
>>68214913
No, I don't think Trump is putting on a façade one bit, for better or for worse depending on if you're buying what he's selling.
>>68213068
>>68214427
>>68214913
fuck off back to slurping our semen nobody cares about your opinions. we decide what the world does
>>68214996
That just makes you sound dumb as shit
>>68215040
Ok kid.
>>68215040
fuck off shorks fags
>>68215003
>we
>>68215132
yes I vote in the presidential election that you seem to follow so closely. why do you follow it so closely if you're not slurping my semen every day?
>>68215053
>I'll call him kid, that makes me the mature level headed one in comparison
Hey guys, someone at work today called me a """memecuck""". What did they mean by that?
>>68215193
When you say work do you mean shitposting on 4chan giggling like a schoolgril
>>68215172
It's very hard not to follow. But even still, your corporations are who are in control. It's sickening really.
>>68214947
don't necessarily disagree
>>68215293
your american semen airdrop is on the way
>>68215219
Pretty much.
here comes dat boi!
>its yet another episode of /hoc/ becomes /pol/
>>68215382
dumb frogposter
can anyone give me a legitimate reason why the >rags would let go of this fuckin' beast?
>>68215397
MCDOLANS ALL DAY BREAKFAST
>>68215309
I don't understand what she's doing. Could somebody explain her actions?
>>68215397
>shit team
>shit management
>shit ownership
>shit plan
>shit cap
>rags
there you go
>>68215309
The only reason you would is because you're butthurt about no "original 6" or Canadian teams. It features star power, close scores, hard work, and a ton of compelling storylines.
just another day in the life lads
http://cbs12.com/news/local/police-investigate-human-body-found-in-gators-mouth
>>68215382
Sup Justin?
>>68215465
Gainsville, St. Petersburg or St. Augustine is where I'd live if I was a sandwich cuck. Panama City I bet is awesome too
>>68215452
>stars
who on the shokes?
>close scores
one sided games
>hard work
by the shokes???
>compelling sotrylines
???
>>68215511
if you mean boring as fuck and filled with rednecks than you should be happy
>tfw we are mere hours away from living in a universe where Bill has a cup
wew
>>68215555
I'm 100% fine with that tripcuck
>>68215555
all those places are neither of those things faggot. Gainsville is pseudo country college kids but not rednecks
>>68215040
>dumb as shit
Clearly the wording of a higher intellect.
>>68215612
What's wrong with it?
>>68215595
no even directly outside the college area its redneck as fuck.
>>68215640
You say redneck like it's a bad thing, I don't quite follow
>dfw just PRd on my diddy
How was "your" day, /hoc/?
>>68215653
Obese trailer park country. It's not an endearing term.
>>68215397
Hagelin looks like what the flash should've been in dawn of justice
>>68215640
theres nothing outside the college area, its just all wasteland after that
> 140 posts in and only a couple finn posts
its lonely without them. they are out getting wild for the summer. suomi pls respond
> On the brink of losing first Stan Lee
> Mr. Shark will never make it to another finals
> Katy Perry now a lock for Hall of Fame for winning World Championships
Why keep on living...
>>68216118
wtf man
>>68211428
I'll just leave this here.
>>68216303
Must be why an American is about to win the Conn Smythe :^)
>a socialist
>a criminal
>a sleezy business man
>>68216719
that's hillary for you
>>68216742
>business man
39 hours and 30 minutes until hockey
"lainer is a beautiful finn"
t. A Nylander
http://www.viasatsport.se/nyheter/hockey/nylander-och-laine-fann-varandra-han-ar-en-skon-finne/
>>68217000
In this sense skön means nice/cool.
'>norwegian language skills
>"Han är en väldigt skön finne, det är han. Väldigt trevlig och väldigt skön att hänga med"
He is a very cool finn, he is. Very companionable and very nice to hang out with
>>68216884
this offseason will be hell desu
the tv says spics and niggers hate trump so it must be true!
>>68217177
I'm glad I have work to fill much of my time with
>pulju
>poopinajarfag
>>68217560
>not a puljufag
No hockey jersey will ever be as great as this
>>68217918
why did they change again?
>>68217940
They stopped being mighty.
is fort Mac still feeling the bern?
I am so mad the Sharks lost I just punched a hole in my wall im so fucking pissed. Are people really this stupid? You know what /hoc/ you deserve this. you deserve a 5 game series. you deserve to all burn to the ground. You allowed gary bettman to do this, no one spoke up. Now he wont listen to your voices when you spoke up and chose 7 games. My hand is fucking bleeding but i dont care, i dont care anymore. fuck all of you. fuck everything. when people say there moving to Swedenistan but i actually am. Im leaving this shitty country with gary bettman jew bitches. Fuck all of you...
>>68218271
Still a better fighter than any Swede.
Landeskog was developed by Canadians so he does not count, he plays the Canadian way
rags bust meme dog pig zero gold clip art smuk munkey
>>68211428
>that downfall of Slovak and Russian players
>>68218293
Oh, and Douglas Murray
>>68218462
Former Shork
Former Pong
Coincidence?
>>68218480
NHL career ended once he reached a canadian team
Coincidence? I think not
>>68212223
RIP you big greasy bastard ;_;
>>68218391
Good post
>tfw this time Friday will be on the street for Lee Parade
Finns welcome
Is there any possibility left that the shorks will meme themselves out of that one?
>>68219028
If only they lost game 3 instead of 4 for the reverse shork
Post your face when Phil the thrill wins a cup before Joe scuba diver thornton
>>68219157
Post your face when Jagr won his last cup 5 years before Thornton began his NHL career
>>68219200
Good thing he wins it again next year
>yfw the Laffs get BTFO by da broons
ded
>all these yuros mad the pens will win
go watch your own faggot leagues
>>68219622
They deserve to win, easily the better team, just sad that the season is over
>>68219642
this 2bh
>>68219622
>mad
Pens have more swedes than finns. I'm happy that they win.
>>68212728
>>trump openly hates a Mexican judge because he's Mexican
I don't even want to talk about this shit in fucking /hoc/ but your wrong.
Judge Curiel is a Ra Laza lawyer (aka he supports illegal immigration from Mexico as well as a group of literal thugs who have been harassing and assaulting people at Trump rallies) and his practice has given hundreds of thousands to the Clintons. He should be thrown out for conflict of interest, the whole "Mexican" thing is a misquote and the media completely non-report his ties to La Raza.
Also your retarded for listening to the news only and not actually researching multiple sources you dumb normalfaggot.
>>68214913
If he doesn't then I hope his fans burn down the White House and massacre all of those scumbag politicians and bureaucrats.
Now back to hockey.
>>68219642
This. Shorks choked and couldn't stay hard till the very end.
>>68219868
>>68219642
looks like its just the central yuro fuckholes in austria and slovakistan then. that slovak is so mad it counts as an entire continent though
32 hours and 29 minutes until hockey
lmao they started letting trannies play in high school sports with the gender that they pretend they are and a dude just won a state track championship and all the girls are mad
>>68219976
Nice. Can't wait for the reactions of less tolerant nations when western countries start pushing for allowing them to compete in international competitions.
>>68220074
I'm pretty sure they're allowed to do that in the olympics this year
>>68220113
>2016
>>68220110
People like Caster Semenya, sure. But I don't think you're allowed to compete as whoever you claim to see yourself as. I'm pretty sure there are higher demands than that.
>>68220074
Let's just make it co ed already
We'll still dominate
>>68220155
I wouldn't mind. That would at least take care of the crying about female athletes earning less than males.
>mfw Pens are gonna let Shorks win the next game to give them false hope and then BTFO them at home
who wins tonite?
>>68220202
>18:00:00
Nice
>tonite
What game?
>>68220202
>tonite
>>68220202
Who cares. This final has been the worst one in the past decade. This year has been utter shit to be honest. The new bracket system completely fucks with the match ups.
I can't wait for this to be over so we can get into the draft and FA.
>>68220235
It says 12:00:00
>>68220265
>living in the past
lel
>>68220235
fuck... we already had a 2 day break...
>>68220275
no u
>>68220291
It's all 2 day breaks now
>>68220275
>we literally will always live in the future and americans will live in the past
kek
>>68220304
See --> >>68220318
>>68220291
Dumb kippers
>>68220310
>>68220291
i hate this and i dont even care who wins
You all live in the past
19:12 here
>>68220368
>living in the future
lel
>>68220368
It's already 2017 here. I'll prove it to you by telling you that USA USA USA gets the most medals at the Olympics
DAT SPEED
DAT SIZE
DAT SHOT
DAT COCK
>>68220388
Does that mean that your mother has given birth to my child now?
>>68220411
She took a fat shit this morning, I'd say so.
>>68220420
Great. I hope she named him Jamal, just like we agreed on
>>68220411
Yes but we sacrificed it to God for a blessing before the crusades began. Deus vult
>>68220434
Inshallah
>X ambassadors to perform at nhl awards show
Fucking he'll
>>68220450
Isn't it nice that I don't even know what that means because I haven't been indoctrinated in my country?
>>68220463
>Isn't it nice that I don't even know what that means because I haven't been indoctrinated in my country?
Just you wait, inshallah.
>>68220450
>>68220463
i always thought it was a warcraft joke like what the night elves say or something
It's almost "only baseball" season again
Please, I can't take it
>>68220238
This, nothing will beat the glorious Bombston vs Hongcouver finals soon
>>68220485
Salam aleikum
>>68220517
Aleikum salam
>>68220517
>>68220521
Hmmm, salam
Who /lunch break/ here
Who /chicken parm hoagie/
>>68220566
>lunch
>18:30
weew
>>68220566
i always get excited when i see someone posting from a few time zones ahead
it gives me a sense of hope, like just maybe i'll get through the day
>>68220566
Just finished a tuna hoagie
>>68220583
>living in an inferior timezone
Hang in there lad
>calling a sandwich a hoagie
>>68220628
What do you call them? Kebab and curry?
>>68220652
No, I call it a fucking sandwich.
>>68220669
You have sex with sandwiches?
>make /hoc/ not dead again
>>68220973
I'm going through every thread on /wsg/
>>68220973
Will he save the franchise?
They'll make it to playoffs next year, right?
>>68220973
2017 is our year
>>68221166
No
On of the worst prospect pools in the league
>>68221257
God I hope so
>>68220697
Your mom is 10% mayonnaise but I don't think she counts as a sandwich
>>68221267
>Brodeur quits
>all good players get traded
>only get Kovalbust
>best player is almost 40 and about to reitre
>>68220498
Lad, continental divegrass tournies are this summer.
Did Greece kill herself?
>>68220973
hockey is dead. salary cap fucked it. there no drama, no storylines, no established characters in the game. we could have barcelona and real Madrid tier bad guys that run the league and that everyone wants to destroy, but instead we just pick the top 15 teams heading into the playoffs literally out of a hat every year. enforcers are gone, if you can't skate and pass at an elite level you can't even make it to the NHL anymore. all players play the same game, the same style except for based bill
but hey at least Floridians get two teams they can support and make their lives slightly less miserable and utterly empty
>>68221308
ruthless
>>68221369
satan and soccer start with the same letter, coincidence? I think not
>>68221383
>mad
>at parity
>>68221383
>Mad at McDavid
>>68221436
I'm so fucking mad
The only reason parity driven sports leagues survive is because of the American talent for marketing ( a national treasure, really) and loads of bandwagoners
>>68221550
Would you prefer the old system of players being hamstringed to the region they were born in?
Montreal won 24 of their Lees thanks to that
>>68221608
Common misconception
In b4 Habsnigger. Im a leafs fan.
I find it amusing that everyone is so butthurt at another pens cup. All these arguments about hockey being boring were no where to be found two weeks ago.
>>68221768
and we're gonna win, and win, and win, and people are going to come up to me and say you have to stop winning, you're winning too much we can't take it. but we're not gonna stop winning and we're going to MAKE THE PENGUINS GREAT AGAIN
The Wings currently have 6663 points all time.
If they start next season with 3 points exactly they will have 6666
>>68221768
That's because the series' that were happening 2 weeks ago weren't boring, retard
>>68217928
kill yourself
>>68221768
It's not boring because Pens are winning, it's boring because there's no competition.
Pens have dominated every game, and it looks like the series will end at 5. Who wants that for a final?
It's exciting when it can go either way and the series goes all out.
Sweeps are just uninteresting.
>>68221882
maybe the west should be less shit
>>68221882
Also there is nobody to meme on because SJ has no fans
Like compare this to the lgbtning series last year or the >rags getting BTFO
Holy fuck. This thread is shit
>>68221954
Fuck off Daron
>>68221954
Holy fuck. Armenia is shit
San Jose is cursed for their chimp outs at Trump rallies. Just another self made victim of meme magic.
>tfw Laine is going to score 20 goals during his rookie season and labeled as bust by /hoc/ armchair GMs
Hope Bill makes it easy tomorrow.
>>68221983
TRUCK ON TRUMPER
FUCKING
/hoc/ let's get these 2's comin up in a bit
>>68221954
Don't you have Azerbaijanis to deal with?
>>68222148
BEST FINNISH TEAM
AXE
>>68222156
They've already been dealt with.
deuces
>>68222127
>>68222148
>>68222171
SARAVON
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>rags
>>68222222
shit get
>>68221904
this
the west has been dogshit for years
>>68222222
SHITBALLS.
>>68222222
very well deserved get
he didn't get nearly enough respect in Toronto, one of the most underrated playmakers in the entire league
>>68222222
Wew
>>68222222
BILL OF TRUTH
>>68222222
FUCK
>>68222262
forgot pic
>There are people in this thread who didn't believe in Bill.
>>68222222
nice
>>68222222
well, at least it was an actual get
based
>>68222222
CONN SMYTHE GET
>>68222222
SHIIIIEEET
GET HYPE
>>68222222
Wew lad
>>68222222
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
kessel is ok
too bad hes not canadian though so i can never truly respect him as a player or human being, but hes still decent
>>68222222
BILL CONFIRMED FOR CONFIRMED FOR CONN SMYTHE
>>68222359
fuck off Billposter
>>68222407
he's awesome though
>>68222222
>mfw /hoc/ got one for da bill
>there are """""people""""" on /hoc/ RIGHT NOW who don't praise based bill
>>68222430
/hoc/ gets every single get
>>68222419
>jumping off the sharts bandwagon already
>>68222451
People are still mad about /hoc/ doge 60000000 get
>>68222475
>sharts bandwagon
it crashed and burned after game 1
>>68222446
despicable to be honest
@68222419
>being this big of stinky, salty, slav
not even worth a (you) tbqh
enjoy watching Bill hoist the cup/smythe tomorrow, you massive faggot
>>68222222
Holy fuck BILL confirmed conn Smythe winner now there's no doubt in my mind
>>68222475
Which other Western team is even worth rooting for
Kongs and Hawks won enough times already, Mild, Coyotes and Preds are shit, Canadian teams are a joke and I don't care for Blues and Ducks.
Stars definitely have potential if they get better defese though.
>>68222619
Vegas Vamps soon la
Is hocgeneral down?
>>68222407
i think he's eaten enough toronto hot dogs to be considered an honorary canadian.
plus i heard he's good friends with Rob Ford.
>>68220134
1 year HRT, and 1 year of testing showing testostorone at 10 nanomols or lower.
average female testostorone levels are .52 to 2 nanomols.
no surgery or further reassignment necessary.
in like 12 years all the women's records are going to be wiped out by guys and it's going to be fucking hilarious. man i love equality when it negatively affects people who are not white males.
>>68222855
it is for me
>>68222855
no. it just takes an extra second to load for me
>>68222222
CLOTS BTFO
>>68222867
>>68222880
Interesting. Thanks
>>68221428
It's called football
Can't wait for bill to take the Lee bowl to Toronto and eat hot dogs out of it in front of the Hall of Fame
To be honest
>>68222856
>1 year HRT, and 1 year of testing showing testostorone at 10 nanomols or lower.etc.
Top lel, this will be interesting. I do think it will take a little longer than 12 years though. There aren't that many top athlete trannies around.
>>68223031
Vancouver has two and they're twins :3
>>68222222
Filthy fans BTFO
https://twitter.com/NHL/status/740577888735526912
>>68223102
Didn't know kippers had a brother
>>68220498
Go outside
>>68223245
SAVAGE
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>>68222222
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>>68223031
but that's the thing, you don't have to be a tranny. you get to keep your dick and everything. how many athletes that aren't the best of the best would cut their dick off to be competitive? not a lot. but how many of them would take pills and get tested for a year? i'd say roughly all of them.
>>68223411
You seem to know a lot about gender bending. Why am I not surprised?
>>68223411
I think you overestimate how many will be willing to do that by a lot. If they do it only to win they will be looked down upon.
>if you're from a western country
Looked down upon for being unsportsmanlike
>if you're from a less developed country
Looked down upon for being a fag, degenerate etc.
These views on you will stay with you for life pretty much. Even if you get to keep your gold or your record it will still be seen as kind of invalid.
>>68223548
Is he kippers brother?
>>68223565
i don't think you're familiar with what year is currently displayed on the calendar. people will make it their mission to should louder and longer about transmisogyny and priviledge-checking than any critic ever could. the only reason the IOC is bothering with this shit is because countries all over the world are passing legislation banning hate speech, banning discrimination, banning being opposed to gender transitioning, under penalty of fines and jail time. the global company that is the IOC is just protecting its ass.
>>68223548
i learned it from watching you, americaitlyn
>>68223592
pfff i wish
>>68223411
I don't know, I can't see a lot of people being enthralled with the idea of winning trannygold.
>>68223687
I don't think you're familiar with what country I live in. People won't defend their actions when it becomes clear they only did it for the gold/record/money.
>>68223695
Another event for Canada to dominate
You signing up?
>>68223695
you really don't need "a lot", though. few people from canada, few people from USA, few people from brazil, few people from europe. now you've got a dozen dudes competeing in an event with women, guess how that's going to turn out.
>>68223738
well that's not really relevant because the opposite attitude is true in countries that produce athletes.
>>68223687
Why is Canada so obsessed with an American tranny? Don't you have enough of your own to keep you occupied?
>>68223814
i guess we just don't understand the american fetish for sideshow freaks
>>68223814
it's pretty simple: i'm entertained by things that are funny.
>buckle up, buckaroo!
>>68223814
>woman of the year
>americaitlyns
>>68223814
The once greatest athlete of your nation is now a tranny
KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO
>Americaitlyns
>>68223901
So that's why you watch Vancouver's feeble attempt at hockey
>>68223777
>well that's not really relevant because the opposite attitude is true in countries that produce athletes.
I doubt it. Especially amongst the population. But this discussion isn't going to go anywhere, the future will tell what happens.
>>68223854
>>68223901
>>68223924
>>68223927
Obsessed. With a fucking mangina.
>>68223991
nice damage control haha
>>68223991
>Electing a monkey and worshiping a tranny
KOKOKOKOKOKO
>black guy
>woman
We all know what is next
Caitlyn Jenner 2020
>>68224049
Buzz off Cuck Republic, real countries are talking
>>68223978
all you have to do is look at people like fallon fox. for every critic, there's two people - or at least two online accounts managed by someone with a lot of time on their hands - supporting the tranny and criticizing the critics. and with the new laws that are coming out, you can expect those tranny critics to either shut up or be silenced. soon the only opinions expressed publically will be in support.
you're right we'll have to wait and see but based on how things are and how things are going i have a pretty good idea of what to expect.
>>68224154
>Murrica
>real country
>>68224102
DUDE, that would be awesome
>>68224158
Thing is, not even these extreme feminists on social media will defend people pulling shit like that. They will support the new rules. But they won't support people only doing it for golds/record and money, and it's not like they'll be able to keep everyone believing that they really want to change themselves.
>>68224154
Based Czechia > Poonited Shites of Assmurrica
>https://wallethub.com/edu/best-worst-cities-for-hockey-fans/13283/
>State of hockey
>only has 8th best city for hockey fans
>only 6 mentions in the entire list
>Michigan: #1 city, 8 mentions
>Massachusets: #2 city, 8 mentions
>Pennsylvania: #3 city, 4 mentions
>New York: #4 city, 11 mentions
where were you when the state of hockey myth was busted?
>>68224261
>not even these extreme feminists on social media will defend people pulling shit like that.
see that's where there's a big rift between eurpean social media and north american social media. over here, literally anything that surpresses masculinity is supported by feminists, regardless of motivation or outcome.
>>68224339
I feel bad for you then. It will be interesting either way. If you're going to watch the world burn, you might as well try to enjoy it
>>68224179
>>68224271
POO.S.A BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like hockey, not international shitflinging if I'm being honest.
>>68224325
state of hockey is not some artificial thing or object or a fact you can point to. It's in the blood of the proud people of Minnesota. Plebs won't understand.
>>68224442
come back tomorrow
>assravaged Canadian media will screw bill over for the smythe
/HOC/ IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>68224807
It's not now that you posted.
So what will the new Las Vegas team be called?
>>68224905
if it is not the gamblers the franchise should be folded immediately
on a similar topic, i got high the other day and thought that if mexico city ever got a team they should be called the mexico city meme supreme or the mexico city mexicans
>>68224905
Las Vegas Jokers
>>68224905
Pawn Stars
>>68224946
why Gamblers though? They could be Aces as well, it even sound better imho
>>68224905
Las Vegas Hockey Club
>>68224905
Real Las Vegas United HC
>>68224999
This to be honest
>>68224993
i don't know, the name aces just sounds lame as fuck to me. if names could be clip art, that name would clip art.
gamblers is just a great name, one we are all thinking imo. you place a team called the aces anywhere, you could only do the gamblers in vegas
>>68224505
This
Las Vegas Bats
27 hours and 19 minutes until hockey
>>68225062
It's funny, but Gamblers sounds to me like a clip art name, it's not the worst ever, but it kinda implies they're just "gambling" whne playing and relying on luck.
Aces on the other hand to me sound great and it has connection to card games and shit.
But everyone has different tastes I guess
>>68224905
Rollers
Sinners
Dealers
Rounders
>>68224905
Las Vegas Binland
>>68224905
the Las Vegas Craps
>>68224905
The Las Vegas Coyotes
>>68224905
>rags
>>68224339
Literally the worst poster
>>68225574
I ought to punch you in the butthole for that.
>>68219889
I'm not mad about it.
Just would be cool to see another cupless franchise hoisting it
>>68224905
Las Vegas Degenerates
If you aren't rooting for the Sharks to qt least make it a 6 game series you need to kill yourself
>>68225729
kek
>>68225732
I'd fuck that.
>>68225761
I'd fuck you
>>68225779
Would you like my boipussi senpai?
>>68224905
Tricksters or Jokers
>>68225732
is that the girl from modern family?
THICC
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>yfw it will soon be 5 years since Hongcouver got BTFO by Boston
>yfw they will never EVER recover
I want to steal some cigs but dad won't leave the kitchen FUCK
>>68225933
why do you still live at home
>>68211598
Penguins have a more Americanized starting amongst their skaters than they do Canadians.
>>68225975
I'm leaving for college in October
just when the season starts FUCK
>>68225994
is school going to be out in time for you to watch the 2017 cup final between the canucks and the habs? or is that when you have to write essays and shit
>>68221383
>if you can't skate and pass at an elite level you can't even make it to the NHL anymore.
And that's somehow a bad thing? You autist
>>68225933
just go fucking buy them, you don't even live in Canada where they have to ask you for fucking ID if you like like you could be 35 and under
holy shit I was buying cigs and drinks for everyone in Croatia when I was fucking 13 years old, how underage b& are you?
>>68225975
There is literally nothing wrong with living at home
>>68226250
>not liking your mum's home-cooked meals 24/7
>>68226150
Nobody on this board will be alive when that happens
>>68226290
I like eating your mom's home-made fur pie
>>68226197
you ever notice the poor smelly people hanging around the supermarket begging for cigarettes?
it's not because they're underage.
>hey, want to join us on the penalty kill?
>>68226363
in soviet russia penalty kills you
>>68226197
When I went to Germany in 2004 they still had cig vending machines, I remember seeing 10 year olds buying them
>>68226389
one of my local dive bars still has one
>>68226389
>>68226430
Mine too it's very convenient
i've always wondered why the globalists are so against smoking?
yet go out of their way to promote anything else potentially hazardous to your health
>>68226542
probably because only white guys from the south own tobacco companies. I'm jonesing for one now but I'm quitting to make my teeth prettier
>>68226430
>>68226513
These ones were next to bus stops and shit
>>68226250
Enjoying the extra grand you're paying monthly?
Lol faggot
>>68226380
Thumbs up
>>68226542
Keep people alive I suppose
>>68226651
I moved back to my hometown after graduating college but my dad didn't want me to be a degenerate loser living with his parents so he actually pays for my own place
>>68226651
Answer truthfully; how old are you?
>>68226250
>he pays rent so that he can post on 4chan with the rest of us
>>68226684
Lmao loser
>>68226716
I love it. I can afford it myself but he offered.
>>68225732
Why would I kill myself? I wish the pens would've swept in 4.
>>68226743
Do you gotta suck daddies dick for video game money?
>>68226684
You're still a manchild loser, the only difference is he doesn't have to be reminded of it every day
>>68226769
I have a good job and I don't play video games. my dad's just rich and didn't want me living with him when I'm in my 20s. sorry I somehow upset you but I'm not embarrassed that my dad has money and he gives me some of it.
>>68226801
>dependant on your daddy after college
Absolutely pathetic
>not living in your car
Lol what a bunch of sad sacks around here
>>68226852
At least your daddy doesn't pay for it lmao
>>68226869
my dad bought my car too and paid for my private college with a check. no loans or anything :^)
>>68226233
This.
Nothing wrong with living at home, now or at any time.
Sounds like someone here has some self-confidence issues.
>>68226914
Me too but I don't need him to pay my rent because I am not a cuckold rentboy
>>68226924
So you take girls home to mommy and daddy...oh who am I kidding here
>439 replies
>103 posters
Summer /hoc/ edition
>not renting a house with your bros in your early 20s
>>68226952
All me.
>>68226942
I'm married. She also lives at home with her two kids.
>>68226996
Lmao are you memeing right now
What the fuck
>>68226959
This is the best option desu. Gets old after a while though
>>68226996
That's nice, must be very convenient for Tyrell
>>68227032
>live with parents
>move out for uni
>live with m8s
>live with gf
Objectively the correct way to live your life
>>68227109
Haha y-yeah, living with gf, t-that's the best
>>68227109
Exactly
>parents
>uni
>live with the lads
>move out with gf
>get married
>divorce her
>come back to 4chan
>>68227109
>living with gf
It actually sucks unless you're somehow dating your soulmate. You don't truly know someone until you've lived with them
>>68212498
KEK
>>68227223
>It actually sucks unless you're somehow dating your soulmate
If you move in with a girl without dating for at least a year, you're doing it wrong.
It's true that you don't actually know someone until you live together, but you should already have a good idea and be serious before you do.
t. lived with my gf for 4 years, been together for 6
>>68222619
The Red Wings.
It's becoming harder to get into ploffs in the east, too many teams. Put us back in the west
Any Wings news on Stamkos, or anything?
>>68226996
whoever's telling me that i'm worst poster is clearly not paying attention to this shit
yfw the yotes win the cup
>>68227337
>whoever
You mean everyone?
>mfw da Pongs killed /hoc/
>>68227326
Wings interested, but chances are slim. We've gotta dump Datsyuks contact if anyone will take it, and Stamkos wants to win he's said. He might not want to be a part of the rebuilding of the wings
Good news is, not signing quincy venue July 1, so there's room for hopefully a better defenseman
I hope we resign helm and Miller though
>>68227429
last offseason killed /hoc/ 2bh
First for Chris Neil came through my McDonald's drive through today.
>>68227522
>working at mcdonald's
>>68227439
rip ponek
>>68227537
I wonder if he lives with his parents
>>68227548
>fuk_ponek
>>68227556
Let's discuss it for the rest of this thread
>>68227429
grats on your 2nd chip due to being the beneficiary of nhl rigging
>>68227589
where do you live
>>68227572
his biggest mistake was not using a tripcode desu
>>68227617
The league rigged the trades for Bill, Bonino and Hagelin?
>>68227548
Smuk anok, if you can read this
I want to let you know we love you and miss you
Pls come back and smuken up /hoc/
>tfw no smuk
Pretty sure he was the one making the cats and dishwashers
>>68227652
'no'
>>68227665
>>68227652
>>68227548
;_;
When will he come back bros
>>68227665
>tfw started dishwashers
>>68227620
Montana
>>68227683
>>68227672
hopefully he comes back anytime
He truly was a /hoc/-bro
>Didn't give a shit if anon/name/tripposter
>took the >rags bantz like a man and wasn't a salty bitch about it
>provided /hoc/ with the finest memes and meme-requests
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>>68216337
Matt Murray is from Thunder Bay though.
>>68227439
My body and my memes are ready for round 2
>>68227537
Sorry man being a teacher is a tough ride right now
>>68227556
I do but I pay rent.
Please kill me
>>68227744
>those digits
smuk confirmed for greatest /hoc/ poster of all time
>>68227744
you forgot that he bandwagoned the blots, is gay, and jerks off to mlp
>>68227786
>teacher who works at mcdonald's
>so he can pay rent to his parents
>>68227786
>being a teacher
literally trying to avoid this for my life
>>68227793
>jerks off to mlp
i still don't understand how this is a bigger problem or indicator of mental deficiency than being a fan of the
>rags
>>68227839
who are you a fan of huh?
>>68227820
I hate every waking day of my life, I'm looking into other work.
>>68227833
Never, EVER, get into education. It's thankless and not worth whatever they pay you.
>>68227867
good luck anon
>>68227793
>bolts or Hawks
You're a fucking faggot if you picked the hawks
someone go to the archives and look up when "smuk" was first posted
we should have an anniversary celebration of smuk's first appearance on /sp/
>>68227867
I made friends with some of my professors. only had one cool high school teacher but he got in trouble for fucking one of his 18 year old students. kept his job though and they got married kek. based.
>>68227867
My parents are teachers so I know this too well. I hope I can escape the family destiny
>>68227867
Was going to be a teacher freshman year of college
Teacher friend red pilled me hard and I switched
>>68227854
so you manage to acquire a stolen cigarette yet? i think i'll go have one that i bought along with my rye ;D
>>68227907
everybody's asleep so yes >:D
still didn't answer to my question though
>>68227867
do you ever feel like a babysitter?
I don't know about Canadian schools but my sister was infuriated because she felt like she couldn't teach without stepping on somebody's delicate little feelings.
>>68227793
was there ever proof he is a clopper?
Watching that show is one thing, clopping is a dead sin tbqh
>>68227839
kek
>>68227925
oh i assumed that was a sarcastic rhetorical question based on my name
like if i was all "so gee who's your favourite hockey player i wonder"
>>68227935
Yes, I can't stand most of the kids. I actually worked at daycare for a year and that was more fulfilling because even though the kids have underdeveloped brains, they actually engage and like their teachers.
School kids don't give a shit, and like you said, they're fragile and can't take criticism. Parents will never side with the teacher either.
>>68227996
This is the thing that shocks me most about college and university now. When I graduated in 2012 it was beginning to turn but now "higher learning" is literally a safe space. The point of higher education is to have your views challenged for fuck's sake
>>68227982
oh man I somehow overlooked your tripcode
I gotta say I respect him but almost everyone does, right? he's the hockey granpa for god's sake
>>68224179
Aren't you two divorced?
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>cantpucks in charge of keeping their highest draft pick in ages
https://twitter.com/GradySas/status/740668391271202817
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>>68228361
new
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>>68228350
>get back into playoffs
kek commit to a rebuild you stupid fuck
>mfw the shitticanes relocate to an even worse location
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>>68228364
new
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>>68224325
Hockeytown Forever!!!!
>>68227430
Of course, Datsyuk is leaving anyway, correct? He wants to play in the KHL.
Well, with Stamkos it won't be truly a rebuilding year. We could easily make the playoffs with him I think. Our best players are getting old, however, we need to transition to younger talent.
>>68220595
And they even bring the dubs
new thread
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