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>Mark Scheig, The Hockey Writers: There was some talk that Columbus might do something interesting at third. I had multiple people say watch the Blue Jackets at third, not because they will trade, but because of who they might take.
Source: http://thehockeywriters.com/emptying-the-combine-notebook/
Pulju to Edmonton a very real possibility
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Uhh why was the other thread deleted?
Bill get
>>68229657
>Pulju to Edmonton a very real possibility
Ah yes, Mark Scheig of The Hockey Writers, definitely has made some good calls before
>>68229760
Because hockey is a racist white supremacist sport obviously. It's 2016 you fuck
Help me out /hoc/, this player has no name on their jersey.
>>68229818
thats my alt in WoW where did you get this pic
>>68229813
delete this I'm trying to ruse our Finnish friends
>>68229818
Looks like Wayne simmonds
>>68229826
I hacked your account.
>>68229737
>SMUK_EBERLEK
RNH+32nd pick for Trouba
who says no?
>>68229857
>2015 off season /hoc/
truly the goat meme season
>>68229891
i think im the only one who enjoyed the eberlek meme 2bh
>>68229864
Add Morrissey
I would take Dubois at #3 if it was my call.
>>68229924
There was me and another Oilels fan that kept forcing it so thats 3 of us lol everyone else couldnt care less honestly
>>68230014
>bold take on a player he's never watched
>>68230014
He's being compared to a faster and slightly less physical Jamie Benn so you wouldn't be stretching too far.
>Canada has tons of hockey teams
>Northern USA has tons of hockey teams
>Alaska has basically nothing
why is this lads
>>68230099
>t. thinks he's a pro scout
>>68230292
scott gomez
Sharks in 9
>>68230292
they don't have any arenas big enough, their biggest arena is half the size of MTS Centre. there are a ton of other factors too but the conversation basically ends there.
>>68230292
Just simply not enough population to support a major sports franchise. Plus think of the travel times.
They have the Alaska Aces
>>68230099
>>68230175
>>68230316
>>68230388
LMAO LOOK AT THE
SILLY
FUCKING
MONKEES
>>68229834
>Oilers celebrating a playoff win
>>68229813
can't have people discussing hockey players instead of brown soccer players or black basketballers
that would be toxic and problematic
sup /hoc/
>>68231679
dude what happened to your leaf
@68231779
@68231823
>>68231839
Do you think replies are upvotes? Youre on the wrong site
You're*
>>68231957
I like Peru. I studied Inca Civilization in college.
>>68232018
Thank you. You have a very good taste.
>>68231823
he smoked it
>>68232018
>no form of writing
>civilization
Pick one and only one
>>68232062
My ancestors didn't have a written language until Sequoyah invented it in the 1800s.
>>68232210
That makes them monkeys with thumbs
2017 is our year
>>68232442
No.
Why is the janny such a buttmad shorks fag?
>>68232516
>mad
>at bill
>>68232442
Sorry bro
>>68232779
this
>>68229657
>mfw a Puljujarvi - McDavid - Draisaitl line
wew lad
>>68229818
D'Wayne Gretzky
OH COME ON!!! man wearing a laffs jersey...
fucking dropped
Reminder that Canada is still burning to the ground and Trudeau only cares about Muslims and weed
>>68229818
DeMarcus Messier
>>68233582
You saw my thread on /pol/?
Trudeau hates Alberta so much
>>68233759
No I'm watching the news
>>68233852
They don't even report on it anymore here.
CBC has blacked out on Fort Mac coverage.
>>68233759
so does everybody else
>>68233888
Nobody gives half a fuck about some irrelevant tundra burning, shithead
literally what is happening in this picture? Why is everything look washed out and majorly photoshopped
>>68233759
>>68233888
looks like the flyover cunts are upset
>>68229657
REEEEE DONT BE STUPID CBJ
TAKE PULJU
>>68234320
albertan_frog.png
>>68234274
You started it right here, >>68233582 fagorito
>>68233582
>>Trudeau only cares about Muslims and weed
as do all the rest of us
>not getting beyond fucked up and pounding brown pussy
>>68234437
you responded to a new IP, numbnuts
>>68234461
I wanna pound some brown hockey slags desu
>>68234461
>getting fucked up before pounding
>not pounding then getting fucked up for optimal pleasure
>>68234478
Hmmm you're about to do the same, fagorini
>>68234461
>>68234521
You have to go back
>>68234562
I'll go to Canada I'd rather have DUDE WEED man than BUILD WALL man
>>68234597
lmao shorks cucks
>>68234597
>canada chilling and smoking weed
>america fights in a civil war
we just keep on winning
next season going to be interesting lads
Stanley cup final is fucking up my sleep schedule so hard i just hope it all ends tomorrow
>>68235011
So do I mate, so do I. I can't wait any longer for bill to get his Smythe
It really sucks that Laine has to go to winterpeg eh m8s?
>>68235292
Winterpeg is the best city in canada to be honest
>>68235439
Winnipeg is literally Detroit-tier.
>>68235468
yup, just replace the niggers with natives
>>68235509
Winnipeg, Toronto, and Vancouver need a nuclear bomb dropped on them.
>>68235573
vancouver and toronto are based
winnipeg sucks dick
>>68235697
kill yourself POO IN LOO refugee.
West Edmonton Mall is pretty cool
>>68235751
>>68235773
>muh internet memes
fuck off autists
>>68235808
Why are you afraid of the toilet witch, poojeet?
>>68235856
im not from either city so your /pol/ stupidity is unwarranted
im actually from alberta
>>68235889
Don't you have a fire to be extinguishing?
>>68235920
southern alberta aka gods country
![7623468-Ember-Stock-Photo-charcoal-fire-burning[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y9PtWjl.jpg "7623468-Ember-Stock-Photo-charcoal-fire-burning[1]")
>>68235969
Trump wins
Cherry next PM.
Trump-Putin-Cherry broship called in to europe to repel the Muslim invasion.
Whites win again and western civilization is restored to greatness
![8999021-Decaying-coals-for-cooking-and-a-background-Stock-Photo-coal-charcoal-burning[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LuPBdMb.jpg "8999021-Decaying-coals-for-cooking-and-a-background-Stock-Photo-coal-charcoal-burning[1]")
>>68236022
nice dubs.
>68236102
![19677346-Charcoal-fire--Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2lzSy3j.jpg "19677346-Charcoal-fire Stock-Photo[1]")
>>68236177
even more dubs, you're on a roll.
>
![4835290-charcoal-fire-Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xGNEl0b.jpg "4835290-charcoal-fire-Stock-Photo[1]")
>>68236278
ooh, off by one. You were on fire, but I guess you burned out.
>>68236278
Cucked.
That's not how you do it...
![14119069-Barbecue-Grill-flame-fire-Stock-Photo-coal-grill-charcoal[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TfGNz9X.jpg "14119069-Barbecue-Grill-flame-fire-Stock-Photo-coal-grill-charcoal[1]")
>>68236299
>>68236300
Hot damn.
>>68235775
>A FUCKING PIRATE SHIP
>>68236367
that mall is a piece of dilapidated shit
>>68236367
Are you allowed to go onto the boat? I'd like that.
>>68236397
Nice McDavid's
It's a pretty good mall overall and gets maintained properly so I don't understand that line of criticism. Pretty much any type of store imaginable plus the world's largest indoor water park and largest indoor amusement park. I used to be the biggest overall in the world until that Hong Kong mega mall and the Mall of America expansion.
>>68236575
For about $15 you can tour the ship and ride in the submarines. At one point the Mall had more submarines than the Canadian military kek
>>68236586
>gets maintained properly
>
>
>
I was there like 2 weeks ago and there was trash everywhere, the ice rink has fallen apart, the boat is falling apart, and the entire mall smelled like shit
>mfw there were hundreds of random screws on the ice surface
>>68236671
Damn, that's even cheaper than your mom
>>68235775
Loved the water park when I was a kid
Rest of the city is pretty dire desu
I went to West Ed mall a while ago and I saw Tie Domi walking around with max, I think he was coaching his hockey team. He was probably 12 years old
>>68236586
And you have to give Edmonton credit for creating a reason for people to go there
>>68236688
Nice try Calgary, I was there on Sunday. There was no problem.
>>68236715
Epic
>>68236765
>>68236814
The Mall is literally the only noteworthy attraction. New Arena looks great but that's only if you like hockey.
>>68236814
That's the Brick tournament. They play in the rink that's located in the middle of the mall.
>>68236880
you're just so used to your run down shithole city that you dont notice the mall falling apart
Where are the following players going?
Steven Stamkos
Milan Lucic
Kyle Okposo
Andrew Ladd
David Backes
Loui Eriksson
>>68237026
tampa
la
islels
the ahl
blues
bruins
>>68237026
wings
kings
oilers
jets
preds
canucks
>Edmonton is further south than Hamburg
>the whole nation of Denmark is further north than Edmonton
Big mall
>>68237026
Stamkos - Toronto
Lucic - Vancouver
Okposo - Boston
Ladd - St. Louis
Backes - Colorado
Eriksson - Florida
>>68237219
BINLAN
>>68237257
>Lucic - Vancouver
Please God no
>>68237467
>not wanting luclite
for what reason
>inb4 goon
>inb4 "we burned down our city and killed our fellow countrymen over a game"
>>68237467
What's the deal with trips and vancouver?
>>68237482
He sucks and will command 6 million dollars for muh hits
>>68237467
>>68237467
>implying Benning isn't calling up the Kongs right now offering Demko and your 3rd to get his exclusive negotiating rights
Where are the following players going?
Steven Stamkos - Toronto
Milan Lucic - Nashville
Kyle Okposo - Edmonton
Andrew Ladd - Chicago
David Backes - St. Louis
Loui Eriksson - Detroit
>>68237511
Hongcouver has a high concentration of autism
>>68237511
Attention whores. Shallow city. Devoid of culture since they turned their back on traditional Canadian culture in favor of "multiculutralism".
>>68237520
oh god it's probably true
>>68237482
He's not very good at hockey, hasn't been in years, and will demand a ridiculous sum of money. And he's a bag of shit who I wouldn't want anywhere near developing young players.
>>68237026
Jackets
Nowhere
Jackets
Jackets
Jackets
The trash
>>68237552
>>68237598
I see, how unfortunate
thanks
>>68237598
>Imitation Texas talking about culture
>>68237673
>filename
But it was designed by a dane. So it's the greatest architectural achivement of Australia and Denmark
>>68237724
>Australia pays Denmark a huge sum of money to design an opera house
>Denmark forgets about it until the night before the final design is to be submitted
>panicking, he runs into the kitchen for an emergency shot of akvavit
>notices some dirty dishes by the sink
And that is how history is made
>>68237646
True, Blowjackets can sign everyone
4.8m is a lot of cap tbqh
>>68237673
Im a maritimer living in Vancouver for work. I enjoy it here but calling it like I see it
>>68237853
>Finnish sitting
>>68237614
>mad at 2011 Lucic
>>68237853
Look at the finn, throwing himself at the bin
>>68237842
>notices some dirty dishes by the sink
Understandable. There aren't much to look at in Denmark
>>68237849
>MARITIMER
>talking about culture
>here for work
Well, God knows you don't have any back home
>>68237937
True, they haven't even seen fit to enhance the admittedly bleak landscape with millions of murderous immigrants
http://www.friatider.se/tingsr-tten-rsvarligt-dra-kniv-mot-r-nare-som-riktar-pistol-mot-ditt-huvud-medan-kumpanen-skriker
>Swede defends himself against two gun-wielding Iraqi robbers
>sentenced to prison for manslaughter
>>68237942
Atleast those Maritimers can afford a home LMAO
>>68237973
>this obsession
>>68237998
God alone knows how many Maritime houses I'm paying for
You know, whenever I pay taxes
pulju will fall to 13 for canes to take
Can someone make this shorks themed?
Sup /hoc/, here from your bros in /cric/ to say that our poomunity is dying and we need your big strong foreign flags and unique IPs to save us
Please post in our thread >>68237278
>>68238327
Absolutely fucking based
>>68238225
閩語硏究及其與周邊方言的關地点方言/地點方言
This post brought to you by Vancouver property investors group
>>68238294
>pulju-aho-saarela
>>68238366
>eh boys, when's check day, eh?
This post brought to you by the Maritime "Employment" Agency
>“To me to see the Sharks with the long beards, I think it’s a disgrace for hockey. I hate it. It’s not a good image for the NHL. I don’t mind a guy wearing a beard, but to his belly … enough is enough. The team’s managers should put their foot down. They can’t see the puck (laughs). That’s why they’re struggling.”
Are all frogs fags?
http://www.hockeyinsideout.com/news/a-qa-with-guy-lafleur-canadiens-legend-says-team-doesnt-need-a-french-coach
>>68238554
It wasn't the beard, it was that pavelski had a fedora on.
>>68238554
>Are all frogs fags?
of course they are
>>68238573
>mad at fedora
>>68238578
Disgraceful
>>68238523
>Durka durka lets vatch bollyvood moowee while I pay fie hunrid thowsun for 20 ft condo in Surrey
Reminder that if you picked 5 guys out of a Minnesota phonebook and 5 guys from Canadian social security numbers and had them play pipes the Minnesotans would win 3 out of 4 games conservatively.
>>68238686
>minneshota
lmao
>>68238686
Reminder that if you took 5 kids from Roseau and five kids from the cities, the city kids would skate circles around the northerners year after year.
What's the vancouver grizzlies of the NHL?
>>68238864
Are they shit? Then it'd be the nucks
>>68238857
That's completely false. Straight retarded dog.
>>68238864
the Minnesota North Stars
>>68238902
>northern babbies irrelevant since ever
Git gud scrub. Fucking wayzata won their first title this year. Lakeville went undefeated last year, northern schools got btfo
>>68238864
What's the joke here I've never heard of this team.
Is Columbus really stupid enough to pass on the pulju?
>>68235011
Dubs confirm?
>>68237026
> Stamkos
Kings
> Lucic
Boston
> Okposo
Isles
> Ladd
Blues
> Backes
Preds or Sharks
> Eriksson
Leafs
someone post a nice pulju.png for me please
>>68238962
Absolutely.
Don't you know who their GM is?
>>68238959
Really shitty nba team that failed and relocated
What is this Stamkos to LA meme?
>Of the 993 players to have skated in at least one NHL game this past 2015/16 regular season, 87 of them (8.8 per cent) were Swedish-born or trained, a record level of participation by any one European nation in NHL history.
>Finland
>Ever relevant
lel
>>68232442
Quit fucking posting it in every thread.
>inb4 mad
>inb4 @
>inb4 dishwashers
>>68239142
Why is he always staring at people like a rapist? Are all Finns like that? Is he autistic?
>>68234597
BUILD WALL has no chance.
Hey, lets alienate millions of voters! We'll win democratically for sure!
He is disliked by 70% of women. wew ladd
Predictions for tomorrow nights game lads?
4-2 penguins
>>68239431
>>68239080
>Finnish GM-ing
>>68239437
2-1 sharks
last digits of post is year sharks make it back to the final
>>68239612
Donskoi and Hertl leading shorks 2 cup
>>68239612
This one was reverse in time
>>68239616
This one was this year.
This one is a do-over.
>>68238962
>Torts coaching Pulju
I think they're worried about meme overload.
>tfw really intense work tomorrow
>have to be up in 4 hours
>can't stop shitpostinng
JUST
Canada is gay as fuck
>>68239065
Pulju with bonus Selanne.
Already feeling pretty good about next year, and the next 5 years after that.
>>68239356
Thank you for the stat amerifriend
Aivis Kalniņš @A_Kalnins 16h16 hours ago
Team Russia announce that they will not replace Slava Voynov and that he will be a part of their team for the World Cup of hockey.
Aivis Kalniņš
@A_Kalnins
@A_Kalnins Says it's not fair that Dany Heatley could continue playing after his punishment and Voynov can't.
>>68239437
3-2 penguins
>>68239537
>pens only scoring one goal
Literally hasn't happened all playoffs
>>68239967
Well it's going to happen tomorrow
>>68239996
Care to explain how?
what is the future of this man?
i don't think Detroit is eager to resign him but he has given impressive showings in the AHL so i think some teams would be willing to give him a second chance in the NHL especially considering he won't be asking high salary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvKdNw13Z8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qpXSUhlE6Y
>dat cannon
>>68239996
>tomorrow
>just over 16 hours left
>>68240008
I think he has a decent shot at getting a second shot. Pehaps not on a top team. But a team that struggles with their offensive and are ready to take a chance with him. New Jersey, Vancouver or Carolina perhaps.
But then again, Holland might give him a $2.5M contract. You never knjow with that man.
>the penguins will be held to one goal on home ice in the Stanley cup final in a series clinching game against a team they have thoroughly dominated for most of the series where they have scored first Every game
LELMAO
>>68240170
Pittsburgh hasn't clinched a championship at home since the 1960 World Series. The place will be electric.
>>68240475
Among their 3 pro sports teams, I mean.
>rags
>rags
IT'S ALIVE
>>68240582
>FUCKING
>>68240587
delet this
>pongs
>kongs
>rags
>islels
>laffs
>cancucks
>wongs
>cryers
>craps
>yotes
>canes
>stors
>bufflelo
>bombston
>oilels
>blackcawks
>blowjackets
>st. lose blews
>perds
>shorks
>devlels
>avalels
>mild
>habs
>flolrida
>blots
>wienerpeg
>snes
>flaming snots
>>68240674
>flolrida
>not panthlels
>>68240475
So what you're saying is sharks sweep in 7?
>>68240674
go away, counterfeit texas
>>68240785
counterfeit Phillipines you wanted to say
>>68240776
I forgot about that one
holy shit this girl just left and I had to shit so fucking badly and she was lingering around too long
why is Hags crying
>>68240847
Thinken about lundpads
>>68240847
high on painkillers desu
>>68240847
he knows Donskoi is going to single handedly win the cup for shorks and there is nothing he can do about it
>tfw puljackets win the stan lee cup next year
post pulju
>>68240847
They won too quickly and he's going to have to go a few weeks without playing with bill
>go to post
>says I'm banned
>wonder what I'm banned for so go to banned page
>says I'm not banned
>go to post again
>says I'm fucking banned
FUCK YOU JAPAMOOT THIS ISNT FUNNY
>>68240986
When you have been banned, but the ban is over, you have to update the page before you can post
>>68241009
I know that's not it. plus I'd already posted in this thread so I wondered how I got banned this morning, just some stupid shit going on
>>68241021
Oh, Someone is memeing with you then
>>68241021
>>68241009
i was once banned for saying janny should fuck off because he was banning people for discussing food in a gamethread
>>68240912
I'm hyped
>puljus face when laine has to go to xanada
>>68241042
>>68241060
well I did call the janny a stupid fucking nigger lover for deleting the threads yesterday for no reason
>>68241071
yeah what a faggot
>he does it for free
>>68240847
Literally the only good thing about pens win
someone post a nice pulju.png for me plz
>>68241363
Very nice
>>68241452
>tfw breakin all the rookie records and snatching the cup in my first year
Honestly wish I had this life
Shorks should just come out on the ice with their bodies completely shaved head to toe
memebeards aren't doing it for them
Did the ducks ever hire a new head coach?
>smug ref
>>68237848
Don't forget the players we are going to trash, hartnell clarkson tyutin and a big trade with Rychel
>>68241928
You could put team Canada in front of fartorella and you still wouldn't win the cup
>>68242011
REEEEEE TORTS HATES CANADA QUIT BEING A LEAF
Torts will win it all
>mfw EA decided to put the ECHL teams in the game finally
>>68242058
>Mfw you never played NHL 16
>>68240927
No, way, mate. Phil, Bonino, and he are going to Toronto with the Stanley Cup and eating hot dogs in front of Steve Simmon's house together.
>>68242058
>>68242078
Did they ever fix Goalie Mode?
>>68242117
No
It will never be good
Hopefully DESU tweak it in nhl17
>>68242127
They I didn't type desu
>>68242023
http://www.tsn.ca/the-john-tortorella-effect-1.416382
>>68242138
Fuck off faggot
>>68239629
Who /snake/ here
Who /MUSKY/ here
KEKlu-TORTS-BULJU
how can other even compete?
>>68242190
Damn. I know many criticise him for his outdated coaching style. But nice to see someone did the numbers. RIP peejewparty
>>68242393
>torts and poopoo will lift the cup together
>they will go on to be lifelong friends
How hype are you binlan
>>68242393
Don't forget korpisalo and Anton forsberg
They can't it's literally impossible
The Finn American Revolution is happening
>>68242444
trips confirm
>Bonino hasn't skated in two days
I'm scared lads
>>68242484
I'm not your lad you divegrass cock sucking faggot
>>68242496
Calm down laddie
>>68242496
>mad
>at lads
>>68242484
How fun the pens fag that's negative about everything is here. I hope you die soon because you predicted them to lose every series so far.
>>68242463
And no one can stop the dynasty
>>68242524
Not me I usually just spam bill
>>68238962
are finns really stupid enough to complain that the columbus blue jackets won't be able to bust their favorite prospect?
>>68242532
Then why are you scared faggot bonino and fehr are basically clones of each other. I think you just wanted to make a stupid post because he's going to play anyway.
Is he actually going to be any good once he gets to the NHL?
>>68242562
Probably
>>68242560
Fehr doesn't play with Bill and Hags
It's a clinching game
Makes me a bit nervous
>>68242581
You don't even know how to write sentences I don't really care if your faggot ass is nervous for no reason
>>68242127
>>68242138
Damn, that sucks.
Hopefully they fix it in the new one.
>>68242562
Will he be an nhl player for a long time? Probably. Will he be a superstar? Who fucking knows.
>>68242562
i think he will be 40~ goals 40~ assist guy in his prime years and some plebs will be dissapointed in that although there should't be
>>68242562
just look at him
best posture
best haircut
best suit
tallest
just overall the dominant male in the picture
what hockey teams are allowed to be discussed here?
seems like a non-playoff teams only general and a random fin club.
>>68242602
but MUH GOOD AS OVECHKIN
>>68242615
fuck off
>>68242602
If anyone is disappointed with a 40 goal season they should be sent to the firing squad. That's RR tier in this day and age.
>>68242596
I'm Geno
English not best
>>68242633
Are you unfamiliar with the city of Toronto?
>>68242562
He'll be drafted by Winnipeg, so no.
>>68242621
better
>>68242648
Kessel never scored 40
>>68242788
And you think if he hit 40 in one year they would've stopped hating him for no reason?
>>68242812
No I am saying he didn't score 40 you fucking shittsburg casual
>>68242834
I never said he did. Go out out your fire faggot I hear your fire fighters are striking now since your president is such a fag
>>68242812
Kessel is a one dimensional player and does nothing but shoot. He's playing well in Pittsburgh because he's on the 3rd line playing against 2nd and 3rd pairing defenseman. Kessel has a nasty shot, but does absolutely nothing else. There's a reason he was left off team USA.
>>68242861
Is it at all possible for you retards to carry an argument without /pol/ posting? I mean how desperate are you.
>>68242890
What argument? I said Toronto would be unsatisfied with a good player and you decided to call me a Pittsburgh fan and told me that Kessel sucks. That's not an argument you immediately moved the goal posts you stupid faggot.
>>68242861
Then who were you referring to you fucking idiot?
>>68242834
Kek
>>68242923
I'm not even the same anon you replied to. And nobody said kessel sucks you projecting moron. Hes never scored 40 goals that's a fact. You decided to go on an autistic rage for no reason and /pol/ post.
How many points does Larkin finish with next season
I'm gonna say 60
>>68242954
>>68242986
You both have horrible reading comprehension and made several false projections. Enjoy never seeing your team win a cup now suck my dick
>>68243011
You're all dumb faggots in my eyes
>>68243011
All you're doing now is back pedalling. This whole topic began when finland mentioned Laine will score 40 goals. Are you a pens fan? Because it would explain a lot of your retardation.
>>68243048
And Toronto would hate him because he's not Canadian. You idiots would run ovechkin out of town and that's why the rest of the league laughs at you for 1967. It is entirely your fault.
>>68243011
You seem really upset about being laughed at for being a casual and thinking kessel ever scored 40
>>68243092
Nationality has nothing to do with it you fucking jackass. Mats Sundin was one of the most beloved players in leaf history. Last time I checked he only scored 40+ twice. You're starting to fling shit because you can't read properly.
Why does this man hate europeans so much?
>>68243224
laine asserting his dominance.
>>68243224
He's senile as fuck and extreme patriotism.
>NHL sues NHLPA to restore Wideman's 20 game ban
>being this mad over one game
>the ref is still milking workers comp over a "concussion"
>>68229657
TKCHUCK. Columbus can't not take an American.
>>68243224
Because you're all lefty wackos
>>68243224
Even Europeans hate themselves. Actually, especially Euros.
Pens are gonna fucking win tonight aren't they god fucking dammit shorks why do you suck
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>canafricans
>>68243527
Fucking hope so m8
>>68229657
>Pulju to Edmonton
Fuck that. I just moved to Columbus and wanted to watch the meme Finn through his whole career.
>>68243573
Too bad
>>68243573
0 chance of pulju not getting picked at 3
>>68243547
I thought shipping Africans over and making them work for free was an American thing
At least we are sending them back now lmao
>>68242484
Where are you getting this information?
>>68243547
>not paying people keeping your country from burning down
god damn it Weedman, this is not what "blaze it" means
>>68243677
Heard it on the FAN driving around this morning
>>68243677
Trucker radio
>>68243615
Kekalainen won't draft a Finnish bull that could compete with him for dominance.
>>68243732
Pens twitter said Crosby Kessel Bonino and Malkin didn't skate this morning. Doesn't mean they aren't playing
>>68243613
>>68243776
messed up my postage on that (you)
here's a free replacement, just pay shipping and handling
what is this pulju to Edmonton meme? some scouts suggesting it? not that I mind because I love mcdavido
>>68243800
because they have been doing optional skates this series. maatta skated with the injured players the morning of last game it doesn't mean anything
>>68243852
"There was some talk that Columbus might do something interesting at third. I had multiple people say watch the Blue Jackets at third, not because they will trade, but because of who they might take. This is not a discussion point. As well as Pierre-Luc Dubois and Matthew Tkachuk have played, Jesse Puljujarvi is the clear choice for the Blue Jackets."
From the op article, just rumours that mean nothing
>>68243852
Columbus will pick an American because they're intimidated by Finnish memes and Edmonton needs a RW since Yakupov's a bust.
>>68243853
I know it doesn't mean anything, which is why I don't get why this dude is freaking out about bonino. He's suffered no injuries and so far the only source is apparently some radio station kek
>>68243929
Because he's an annoying idiot that enjoys being negative
>>68243915
>>68243897
alright. interesting nonetheless
>rags
>pongs brought /hoc/ two glorious elimination days
You can thank >us anytime lads
>>68244326
thank you
>>68244326
3 actually
>Craps
>Rags
>Blots
And soon to be
>Shorks
Yfwtpwtsc
Janne Kuokkanen: The steal of the draft
t.pro scout
>>68244326
Eat shit
>>68244403
Pay debnts
wtf I hate leafs now. Thanks hfboards.
>>68244403
PUUUUUUUULJUUUUU
>>68244465
Y doe
>>68244326
I'm saving the thank you for pongs elimination day
what will be the biggest "we did it reddit" moment this season
>John Scott with 2 goals and MVP in the all star game
>chubby goofy hot dog man with a ring
>>68244515
Is Kessel really reddit's guy? I don't want to believe that but I don't use reddit so I've no way of knowing
>>68244543
its some buttblasted faggots trying to force the "kessel is reddit" meme
even had some guy trying to ask for shoops of people on reddit talking about kessel among other things
>>68244556
Lol. I always assumed this.
Never seen /hoc/ so salty
>>68244543
>bill
>hot dogs
>he's funny because he doesn't look like a hockey player
Do you even have to ask
>>68234711
Hnnnnnnng
>>68244587
but that IS funny
>>68244543
Only newcunts actually think that
WE
DID
WUZ
>>68234711
I'd eat her ass in front of God and everyone
A
>>68233582
>Canada is burning to the ground
And nothing of value was lost
>>68244326
Thank you based pongs
>>68244587
In honor of this assmad flyers fag I would like to remind everyone that today is the 7 year anniversary of the flyers losing to the Hawks in the Stan Lee cup final
>>68244817
Why must they taste so good?
>Washington gaypitals
>Holtgay
Kek
>>68244883
Anyone with a brain knows bill is leddit lad
>>68244910
FUCK
Then I'll add that Philadelphia, a city with 4 major sports teams, has 1 (one) championship in over 30 fucking years. How can the 4th largest sports market be so shit?
>>68244980
not one of those teams finished above .500 this year and 2 of them finished dead last in their league
>>68244980
people in philly are afraid of success. everyone in that town has sex with the lights off
>>68245134
Have you seen the women in Philly? No sane man wants to see what he's fucking.
>>68244927
Reported to Sharia police
>>68245200
I assume you got lot's of experience with Sharia too
>>68245134
>>68245183
You would be fat too if all you ate were cheesesteaks
>mfw someone ordered a provolone without instead of a whiz with
>>68245291
>he goes to tourist trap spots
>>68245305
people do this everywhere
bring guests and they do this shit
Who does /hoc/ root for in the Eurob owl? I'll be rooting for Iceland and Sweden probably.
>>68245330
I been to iceland one time so I'll root for them to lose by less than 5 each game
>>68245330
Czech, Slovakia, Germany (or maybe England they didn't get a cup in a long time)
>>68245330
Same tbf
>>68245352
Could you handle the English shitposters though?
>>68245375
english are bros better than hues or spaniards to be honest
>>68245375
I think we should be able to filter by flag. I mean c'mon it's current year afterall.
>>68245398
You can
>>68245330
which ever country is the biggest meme team this year. who is it?
>>68245330
Since the Netherlands didn't make it (what in the fuck) I'll be rooting for Belgium. Maybe Iceland too.
>>68237257
Okposo - Boston
No.
Pic related.
Inclusion can only help the problems. Good to see Euro being progressive
>>68245426
I think Iceland or Albania or something. They have literally 0 good players but still somehow got in while Finland didn't lmao
>>68245458
Iceland has Lagebäck as coach, the god of "boring" and defensive systems.
>>68245458
That's the biggest meme Finland ever produced, literally never being good at football.
>yfw some autist is reporting off-topic discussion in a /hoc/ thread
So glad people can talk about other things when there is no game on
8,8%
>>68245476
litmanen, vayrynen, forssell, eremenko, kolkka
you guys truly are the kings of meme footballers, never realized it till now
>>68245470
they only have like 350k people, there's nothing wrong with playing conservatively.
>>68245493
What got baleted
>>68245544
Off topic shit.
>>68245540
Smallest country to ever get a medal in a team sport at the Olympics! Handball.
>>68245510
>8.8%
what did he mean by this?
>>68245330
whichever team consists of actual white european players all born within the country they represent
looks like only eastern european teams for me
>>68245566
there's 8,8% white people in his country
>>68245556
Yeah which ones I had to reload the page and I want to make fun of the janiturd
>>68245578
Our divegrass team has a guy born in Alabama but grew up in Iceland on it
>>68245578
pic related stolen from euro thread
>>68243489
Explains why they imported syrians to cuck themselves.
>>68245613
take into account that this counts even the neighboring countries, ancesters and parents origin
>>68245544
Nice dubs
was a sarcastic post when I posted about primaries i get bitched out about off topic
>>68245606
im aware, but they said Euros
and to be honest if thats to make me reconsider my point, then I'd take someone Icelandic over some anchor baby from an illegal beaner to represent our team.
>>68245613
thanks, this is the list i will use to see which team to cheer for.
New KHL team logo
>>68245638
Me rikey
>>68245649
rororo, Chang.
>>68245540
I didn't say that it was. Lagerbäck is swedish and the whole country is proud of him pretty much
>>68245638
Gooks can play hockey?
>>68245638
fuck the chinese are getting into hockey
consider me affraid
>>68245566
8.8% of the players with at least one game in NHL this season have been swedish. Which is the highest percentage for any european country, ever.
>>68245330
england, because they have players i somewhat recognize
>>68245669
>As mentioned, though, the players who will actually wear the logo are yet to be determined.
>There were reports during the late stages of the KHL season that Ilya Kovalchuk, who was embroiled in a dispute with SKA St. Petersburg following playoff benchings, could be traded to China as the face of the new franchise, but that hasn’t come to pass.
>Russian outlet Championat reported the primary makeup of the Chinese team will be Russian and Chinese players with some Europeans and potentially a couple of North American players mixed in, but nothing has been finalized. Championat reported Vladimir Krechin could soon be named the GM of Red Star, but that has not been made official.
Maybe.
>>68245692
How far has that man fallen?
>>68245669
not really, when i lived in taiwan i played and taught hockey and none of them had any natural talent at all
>>68245674
Why? They got into football a while back. And how good are they at that?
Remember that hockey costs money. So only rich and sponsored people will be able to do it. China is not going to be a big hockey nation anytime soon
>>68244476
Pongs will win the cup tho
>>68245783
Weightlifting also costs a fuck ton of money, but China is the most dominant country there.
the roadrunners will win the caldeer cup
>>68243547
alberta is so broke they cant even pay nig firefighters $1 a day
>>68243615
>he thinks they're going back
AHHAHAHAHAHA
>>68245795
True. But the question is how long it took them to get good. And I imagine that it was easier to get the population to care about weightlifting, than it will be to get them to care about hockey
>>68245795
Weightlifting is not expensive.
>>68245915
Maybe he means diet? Supplements steroids and whole foods.
I guess we're on the same team now eh
>>68245955
The sticks and pucks spell out
>DIC
l-lewd
>>68245955
Where's the isis flag
>>68245915
It's a well known fact that a majority of Olympic level weightlifters are on enormous amounts of steroids. Beginner weightlifting isn't expensive immediately, but to become serious about or to compete it is. Shoes+belt+membership fees+wraps+sleeves+singlet+straps add up to be a lot.
>>68245929
That goes for pretty much any sport at a high enough level.
>>68246066
Right, and at the Olympic level, Chinese athletes aren't buying their own drugs. The cost of equipment for a beginner is negligible.
>>68246098
All of what I listed minus the roids is just to compete at any level.
>yfw shorks come back
>>68246237
This isn't a Johnston coached team anymore.
>no don't bite that hockey stick shark
>you might choke on it
>>68246353
Poor fishy
what do you guys think of this video?
and why hasnt the NHL released an official Stanley Cup Final hype video?
>>68246524
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4pvu83rnnU
>>68246550
Nope.
>>68246550
It's decent. I wouldn't have picked that Apocalyptica/Metallica music myself though.
Why are all black adult women so overweight? It's disgusting
>>68245807
You mean the GILA MONSTAS
make it happen ronnie
enough with the pulju to edmonton joke, how is that even funny, its not funny, its not
>>68246954
I think it would be glorious, especially since he's going to either totally bust or turn the team around. Either way the memes will conquer all
>http://flamesnation.ca/2016/3/8/early-thoughts-on-the-2016-top-5-forwards/score
>pulju already mathematically a bust
Finland?
>>68247013
>analysis completely based on nhle
wew lad
>>68246702
Rarely cook at home anymore, eat tast food and popular thinys to eat at home are all fried shit like tater tots, wings, etc. I do deoivery and often see standalone freezers in ghetto living rooms for all the frozen meals.
>>68247013
>NHLe
>>68246098
How many 10yo girls are China going to Forge documents for to claim they're 13 for the Olympics this year? Need those pretzel girls for gymnastics yo
Reminder that Conn Smythe winner Phil Kessel was left off of Team USA.
nervous as fuck lads
>>68247117
I'll look up the stat later but if we get rid of black people the obesity rate goes down a bunch even though they're only 14% of the population
>>68247307
Sid will win the smythe.
>>68247356
Not after Bill scores 5 tonight
sharks will win game 7, check em
>>68247368
this
Holy fuck just saw _mckenzie_ tweeted that columbus isn't sold on Puljujärvi. Holy shit Jarmo don't fuck this up.
KEKlu is just rusing media right? Maybe some gm will take the bait and offer something crazy. Like taking that Clarkson contract.
>>68247368
I hope, but we all know assmad Canadians will fuck Bill.
>>68247521
Arizona's 7th for Clarkson and 3rd?
>pulju to edmonton
>>68247551
Or all the media that spent years shitting on him in Toronto feel bad about it and want to apologize by voting for him.
>>68247566
Well Edmonton is about as close an experience to Finland as you can get in North America.
>>68247566
Laine-Pulju rivalry coming up, I'm not even mad.
>>68247566
>pulju and mcdavid trying to communicate with each other
kek
>there are actually people who don't bieve the reverse shorking starts tonight
wew lads
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sdal wew
>>68247630
>Johnston isn't the head coach
>Sullivan is
No, the series ends tonight.
>>68247630
>Donskoi
More like Goneskoi
>>68247664
Donskoi opening goal melk-man gwg
>>68247664
AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY BOW BOW BOW
Getting a big workout in then ordering a fuck ton of food for the game tonight. Pens confirmed for win tonight checkem
>>68247823
>working out in the middle of the night
USA what the hell?
>>68247823
Missed the digits but I found this thing and I bet it brings luck
>>68247918
put it up ur bum
>>68248096
This. Post pics
>rags
>>68247629
Draisaitl is better than both of those autists
>>68248176
draisaitl is a bust, pulju is elite
>>68248176
"Welcome to Oilers Pulju. Here step in to my shower"
>>68247466
he's going 1st overall m8.
>>68247823
What lifts you doing tonight, anon?
>>68245955
so inclusive
>>68233536
memes will have gone too far
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