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stuff that happened today:
zlatan's "big announcement" today was just clothes and shit
vardy won't make an arsenal decision until after the euros (i.e. 3 games kek)
koeman to everton imminent
palace prepared to offer £10.5m for townsend
sissoko is massively overestimating his own quality once again and says he wants to join arsenal
dortmund sign emre mor
bailly passes his manure medical
man shitty are in advanced negotiations with aubameyang
*sigh*
why does sissoko think he's so good?
Fucking howling at the autists in the last thread
Spurs in talks with Franco Vasquez of Palermo
Any use or another literal who?
Some of his youtube stuff makes it seem like theres a bit of Dembele about him. But that doesnt mean much.
>>68202208
shut up
>>68202218
he plays decent anytime newcastle are on sky sports
>>68202222
fucking HOWLING
just broke my fast lads
AMA
First for how to talk to girls
no gf yet
>chelshit are going to spend 60 million euros on morata
>>68202229
hes very good
about time he left palermo
>>68202248
wtf
IMAGINE if Arsenal sign both Vardy and Sissoko in the same window.
>>68202248
be attractive and say anything
>>68202248
start with "hi"
>>68202222
what happened, has it gone full britfeel again
>nothing about obama on bbc yet
fuck off with your shitty rumours
>>68202262
>tfw when he convinces Pogba to join him
>>68202248
>septum piercing
Probably one of the biggest red flags out there.
>>68202262
Look at the positives at-least it's not Lukaku.
>>68202248
>that piercing
w h y
bac to arse when?
>>68202262
>mfw conte brings in Ogbonna and Giaccherini
>>68202282
no imagine if they sign vardy, sissoko AND mkhitaryan in the same window
just give them the league
>>68202310
piss off
>>68202315
>the girl on the right
JUST
>>68202248
pls be in london
>>68202315
State of that to her right, is it a female peter griffin?
>>68202229
him and dybala were a good partnership
>>68202248
>sticking a piece of metal through your own face
>>68202315
me on the right
>>68202315
>sales at primark
avoid at all cost
literally only thing i remember about sissoko is when he scored that late winner against chelsea when he first joined and everyone was wanking over him
has he done anything of note since then
>>68202267
>>68202344
Good to hear. But as always, ill take it with a pinch of salt
Dortmund selling EVERYONE and buying 15 twelve year olds that will play together with Reus next year
€77M for Obama. Fuck me, Citeh are such cunts.
>>68202310
God, so tryhard and desperate for (yous). You know as soon as he finished typing that he waited for enough replies to post it on /r/4chan.
>>68202378
tactics tuchel has been playing too much fm
>>68202248
just bee urself :)
why does arsenal have such a large black roadman fanbase when islington is a rich posh boy ends?
and why does tottenham have such a large white jewish fanbase when tottenham is a ghetto shithole roadman paradise?
>>68202378
>yfw Neverkusen surpasses Vizemund next season
Who /scared of German posters/ here?
Who /bed/ here?
>>68202382
>€77M for Obama
premier league record no?
Herrera and Higuan announced this time next week la
>>68202331
>conte
>having any influence over transfers
hes going to get players emenalo watched youtube highlights of with shit euro trance music and end up sacked by november
>>68202160
>man shitty are in advanced negotiations with aubameyang
feels good to see dirtmund suffer.
Moving to Burgerland on Thursday, how hard should I push the English on my profile?
>>68202229
very technically skilled, slow as fuck, plays as a classic #10
>Mkhitaryan for his own part is dreaming of the English Premier League. "My favourite team is Arsenal," said the attack-minded midfielder, who has played ten games for Armenia, scoring once. "I like their attacking play and fast style. Moreover, Arsène Wenger puts faith in young players while demanding results at the same time. I like that and want to play there one day."
Based
wait is obama actually happening this is the first i've heard of it
i thought he was staying at dortmund because he wanted madrid?
>>68202160
>Only talking about premier league transfers in OP post
No wonder you are all cocksucking instead of winning European cups, aren't you fucking wankers?
>europa league soon
>tfw want to go to away game but dont wanna drive 2000km by myself
>>68202488
would love either him or mahrez at arsenal
we're desperate for a winger and both of them would be relatively cheap considering how good they are
>>68202491
From some reporter from the Mirror:
>Man City mystified on Aubameyang reports...
>He's on radar but price too high & since then there have been "no conversations, no meetings, no offers, nothing"
>>68202506
>0-1
>>68202506
Calm down, pablo. Its not our fault the prem is the most relevant league in the world
>>68202506
Shut up franco
Man City mystified on Aubameyang reports....
https://twitter.com/MullockSMirror/status/740285951730196480
>>68202439
not for long
>>68202506
There's a Bundesliga rumour too.
>>68202539
Literally who
>>68202506
We're so sorry we didn't include a Barca or Madrid rumor for you bandwagoning faggots.
Scared of City Bayern-ifying the league 2bh.
>>68202446
can wait to see them holding the Napoli shirt
>>68202497
>>68202514
mkhitaryan is preferred because he isn't african and has a more exotic name desu
>>68202578
Like chelsea did, am i right lads?
Or not. 50 years from now, city will be done, chelsea will be done and arsenal, man u and liverpool will still be going strong
Oil runs out
Old russian men die
Glory and history are eternal, and chelshit and city have none (hence the plastic fans)
>>68202621
Probably more like 15 years rather than 50
>>68202578
It only works in Germany because everyone else is poor. In the EPL there are so many clubs with owners that shit money, it won't happen.
>>68202506
You'll get a rumor in OP when you can beat Georgia.
>>68202578
they have to replace almost the entire squad in order to manage this
>>68202578
I have a feeling Pep's gonna sign all the players and flop because of it.
The money will prove to be his downfall rather than his advantage.
>>68202621
juan/10 post
but really 10/10
>>68202621
You realize that chelsea and city have sponserships, CL revenue, match day revenue, league position revenue, shirt deals, etc as well right? With FFP you cant just inject 100 million into the club anytime you want.
chelsea are getting over 100 million pounds a year now with their shirt deal alone(60 from nike and 40 from yokohama)
Pellegrini will menage Milan next season if Berlusconi finally decides to fuck off and sell the fucking club
james to manu when
javi martinez to madrid when
>>68202248
if you're hot all you have to say is "so...wanna bang ;)" this works like 90% of the time for my chad friends
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>Obama to City
Ugh so tired of City weakening direct CL competition
>>68202688
Yeah chelsea finally got their shit together after quite literally hemorraging money for 10 years, nice to see. They would have problems if they hadnt cleaned house and sorted that shit
>>68202742
Being held up by the gf to Anon United situation
>>68202740
>longed dick
What the fuck
>>68202742
In talks with Saints instead m8. Sorry.
>>68202742
Apparently he's in LA right now for a prep talk with Stevie G la
>>68202734
Javi going to LFC, thats what my mate (itk) been tellilng me. Apparently Kloppo loved the guy ever since he managed Mainz and he even wanted to loan him (but didnt work out back then).
>>68202315
chemistry is a fucking shithole tbqhwy
https://soundcloud.com/rapfavs/sets/pickupthephone
blastin that new thugga tbqh
>>68202755
City is still fucked though. Getting your other company to give bullshit sponsorship deals ahem etihad is fooling nobody
>>68202768
chad city fc is a bigger club than anon united
>>68202755
chelsea get good sponsorships cos they win everything
arsenal win fuck all and still get sponsorships because theyre big
once chelsea stop winning for more than a couple years they will lose sponsorships
rip rudinigger
This is objectively the best team to grace the Premier League since Utd 08.
Can't wait for City to win the league and everyone to care more about the team that didn't
Just a shame they have poop now so it's slightly annoying as opposed to meaningless
>>68202770
The top 10% of men could say literally anything and she'd be worshiping them
>>68202858
still meaningless, maybe even more meaningless than ever
>>68202770
long dicked...he was drunk lol
>>68202854
>5 new signings
>4 new first teamers
Do you even watch football? This doesnt work in the UK, at least not in season 1. And by season 2 vardy will be burnt out
>>68202854
mertesacker>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>koscielny
>>68202854
That midfield would get steamrolled
>>68202748
>City
>CL competition
>>68202829
>nike deal is 10 years
>yokohama still has 4 more years
also not including league position revenue is just going to keep skyrocketing, you would think people would give up on the idea clubs like chelsea city or PSG can ever go back to being shit after so much investment
Chelseas academy is so good at this point they can completely stop spending, sell off all the foreign players and still finish above the relegation zone year after year
>>68202933
Dortmund are Atletico? Which team is more cucked?
>>68202854
>best defensive mid on the bench
JUST
>>68202921
is this what bait looks like?
>>68202887
I can't stand poop, and the cocksucking he'll get in the media
>>68202933
Yes?
>>68202960
Wanna write 'or'? Here, let me change it to 'are' instead lol
t. Steve Jobs
>>68202946
>Chelseas academy is so good at this point they can completely stop spending, sell off all the foreign players and still finish above the relegation zone year after year
KEK. No-one's academy is that good you mong.
>>68202946
And yet they ended up fucking tenth.
>>68202854
put in Coq and switch Cazorla with Xhaka
sign RiRo as LB and Marquinhos as CB
>>68202913
>you can't sign new players because they won't adjust to the league quick enough
vardy is already has league experience and so will mahrez if they pull him. the only new player will be xhaka because wenger will start mertesacker-koscielny no matter who he signs in defence. he always plays his most experienced defenders.
>>68202854
>vardy
>mahrez
>mkhitaryan
how do you live life being this deluded
>>68202984
I cannot take them seriously in the CL, despite Poop.
>>68202854
>four (4) F.O.U.R home nations players out of 20
Always fucking knew those arsenal cunts were ABE
>>68202854
I like this "new signing" player
>Romelu "i deserve to play in the CL" Lukaku
>Romelu "i'm too big for Everton£ Lukaku
>>68202578
the players they'd need to even have a slight chance of doing this would never sign for city
>>68202990
may be exaggerating but musonda is literally the best player on a midtable spanish club in la liga, chelsea were a midtable club before the investment, after all the academy investment, infrastructure, new stadium soon, etc theres simply no way they are reasonably going to become championship tier shit if roman pulls out that some delusional people seem to hope for. Thats not even mentioning all the asian billionares who want to be owners and would buy chelsea and reinvest in a second
>>68203053
>rooney will start every game for england at the euros
>>68203053
He'd do a job for Shakhtar in the CL
>>68203053
>Wayne 'ill start up front alone in every euro game while vardy and jane are shunted out wide' rooney
Can we lynch 'woy' lads? This is ridiculous
>>68203075
MUH BIG GAME EXPERIENCE
>>68203034
They stabilized in the group stages
City are pot3, Dortmund 2
99% they meet
>Sissoko
WONGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68202262
Morata is a good striker desu, people on /sp/ underrate him because everyone else overrates him. The only issue is that if he comes Costa goes.
>>68203092
Fuck off! Wayne is a national treasure, like the Queen or that episode of Only Fools where they go to Holland. Would be a fucking disgrace if he gets benched.
>>68203131
>scots/welsh
Fooling noone, gareth/colin
>>68203075
>Vardy Kane & Alli will all play out of position to accommodate wayne rppmey
>>68203131
i'm hoping russia does us a favour and breaks both his legs
>>68203129
he went like 4 months without a goal for juve last season, hes got 15 goals in a weak serie A, people only rate him because he scored the goal that eliminated real madrid last season in the CL and scored in some highly watched matches. The Greaseman has a 65 million euro release clause and is a much better player
lads, rate my potentially new anime gf
The worst thing is that rooney will yet again either score 0 or one against the worst team we face, yet be taken to wc 2018
Fuck the FA, they are so corrupt its unreal
It seems like it was just yesterday we were all listening to this meme.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ublchJYzhao
>>68203185
>girl.jpg
i think you'are hoping
>>68203131
>not the episode where he falls through the bar
>>68203185
She looks like the kind into open relationships.
>she
Eating an icepole. Can't wait for the Euros, being neet has its advantages.
Aubameyang is joining City!
It is just like the Bale to Madrid window when Spurs weren't saying shit but spunking loads of money everywhere.
>>68203185
Weebs in real life are unbearable, and I say this as an enormous fucking weeb. Stay away.
>>68203230
>>68203224
Homos get out.
Astonished its the current year but idiots still fall for traps. There is not now, never has been nor ever will be a convincing trap. If you think youve found one, it just means you are a faceblind retarded fuck whos probably queer
>>68203253
>tfw also neet during the Euros
Get over here
>>68203131
>that episode of Only Fools where they go to Holland
>not the Chandelier episode
>not even the Batman and Robin episode
>*Heavy breathing*
>''Vardy...VARDY. Vardy mate, go close down that right back, make him work for it
>''You too Kane, your crossing....your crossing has been poor from out wide today mate...''
>>68203274
why so insecure???
love is a meme
>>68203302
Someone should take one for the entire nation and assassinate this useless cunt, and woy for enabling him despite all evidence arguing aginst it
>>68203271
this
especially female weebs theyre insane, males are just cringy
Solid 5th here we come
>>68203345
>Mane
Is he the new Snejder rumor?
>>68203328
girls are a meme
>>68203345
you forgot sanches lol
>>68203358
Mane is better desu
>>68203185
She looks like she's desperate for attention and that she'd run away with any Chad that comes her way
who /thunderboltsandlightening/ here
very very frightening
>>68203401
Coventry has missed out. Again.
>>68203400
Doesn't that describe all women?
>>68203401
Nah just hot here. No thunder yet.
>>68203389
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'
>>68203401
it was nice and sunny today in memehampton
>>68203401
Nah, it was raining earlier though.
I watched the Body episode of Buffy.
>>68203412
Yes.
>>68203401
http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=10
Nothing near me...
>>68203389
lel some brazillian needs to remake it for the age of neymar
Aubameyang is gonna be shit, Citys new Robinho
wait is it supposed to thunder and rain?
i've left the windows open tonight because it was boiling and i don't want to burn up and sweat in my sleep like i did last night
>>68203401
Galileo?
>>68203416
The hot and sweaty days are endless.
>>68203446
enjoy your giant moths
>>68203412
depends 2bh
Any of you lads on Spotify/Apple Music/Deezer etc etc.
Which one is best?
>>68203460
>>68203416
>3 more months of summer
Kill me
>>68203487
Deezer doesn't have much on it, the rest are all the same.
>>68203487
I stick with Spotify
>>68203421
Air seemed too thick today though. Don't mind the sunshine but fuck humidity.
Mario Rui to Roma for 3m loan+ obbligation to buy at 6
>Roma doing deals when it's blogposting hours
inconsiderate
>>68202248
say
>so I like your nose piercing and I think you're brave for doing it
then say
>just kidding, I was just giving you an example of something your father would never say to you
and you should be having sex before you know it
>>68203548
kekked
>>68203487
Spotify desu
>>68203487
spotify is 99p for 3 months currently. check if theres a deal for you in your country
Has there ever been a better lineup of managers in the Premiership (or any other league) than what we'll see next year?
>>68203487
youtube
>>68203302
An epic finale to the Age of Rppney
>>68203487
Shazam for bleeps
Night night
>>68203543
>OBDLDDkefitgnrfejacn cvndsrhtrgedscv gfdcxcvgcvbfdcsdfdscvdfsxcdfsedsxcd
What;s the fuckin story with Zielinski anyway
>>68203607
0.99 eurocents here, subscribing now
>>68203623
>>OBDLDDkefitgnrfejacn cvndsrhtrgedscv gfdcxcvgcvbfdcsdfdscvdfsxcdfsedsxcd
>>68202160
>man shitty are in advanced negotiations with aubameyang
>>68203608
wish Mancini would return and Pellegrini to stay in the league
>>68203648
;_;
Will Real Madrid win the treble with Hazard?
>>68203677
kek
>>68203623
>OBDLDDkefitgnrfejacn cvndsrhtrgedscv gfdcxcvgcvbfdcsdfdscvdfsxcdfsedsxcd
what did he mean by this?
>>68203185
This cosplay has been on the internet for about 5 years now. Anon why?
>>68203655
Mancini is shit senpai
>>68203608
2013/14 had the most meme managers
brenny, moyes, magath, tim etc
will never be topped
>>68203512
Just over a month until new Kiri.
>>68203717
He's great for antics though
>>68203701
>cosplay
>hmmmm
>click /cgl/ for the first time ever
>mfw there's an entire board of girls dressing up on 4chan
>>68203677
100% they would, real madrid would be stupid to not buy him for any price as soon as possible
>>68203748
9/10 are sluts with daddy issues
>>68203737
Cant deny that. He cried like a bitch for some weeks this season because Sarri called him a faggot
Do you think Arsene will find his jacket pocket this year?
>>68203753
what is with chelsea players turning morbidly obese over the summer
>>68203766
good
>>68203753
You will never hit up the buffet with Hazard and Costa while Cesc finds your new target to bully
Kill me.
>>68203766
They have a feels thread there/
So much hmmmm.
Girls are weird eh.
>>68203792
Are you allowed to play using a mobility scooter?
>>68203737
do you think he gets those imported to italy
>>68203792
why wouldn't they? Roman has their back and no manager is going to get a handle on them when the owner has their backs. Mourinho won chelsea the majority of their league titles in their entire history and got the sack after the fat players couldnt be arsed to give a shit on the pitch for 5 months. Wouldnt you take advantage of that and do whatver you wanted while getting paid ridiculous wages?
>>68203821
Only in the All Priests 5-a-side Over 75s Indoor Challenge.
>>68202160
How bad is Conte going to fuck up desu?
>>>/cgl/9023354
>>68203818
>>68203748
>>68203766
I didn't know these 'people' existed here, someone kill me please
>>68203843
I want some now.
>>68203874
Sorry m8. But they're worldwide apparently.
>>68203487
Tidal HD+
What are you a poorfag if you dont have it
>>68203818
They used to have regular threads about sugar daddies before they got banned.
>>68203843
Yes, he didn't seem to have figured them out by the end of his tenure
>>68203846
>mfw reading that excerpt from Ancelloti's biography where he talks about how Roman gave him a talking to because they only beat Wigan 6-1 or something
roman's a madman tbqh
>>68203891
they've all migrated to /soc/ slut threads
>Leagues with CL winning managers
>PL - 2
>La Liga - 2
>Championship - 2
>Bundesliga - 1
>League Un - 0
>Serie A - 0
Rest of the continent are you ever trying
>>68203934
How would I go about getting a hold of one of these sluts?
>>68204007
be black (not like north african sandnigger)
be a rich old man
>>68204007
are you rich and 7/10+?
girls on the internet, especially places like 4chan will have massively inflated standards due to being wanted by hundreds of men
>>68203934
/soc/ is terrible
this site is terrible
everything is terrible
>that one time you clicked on every board in the list
>>68203874
what an awful board
>>68204007
you mean the /soc/ sluts? some of them post their skype names in the slut threads if you ask them or they'll ask for yours and message you if they feel like it, which is probably close to never unless you're a 10/10 chad.
if i were you i'd avoid /soc/ sluts at all costs. i know some people who have hooked up with a few of them and they've all come back to me saying the chicks are batshit fucking crazy with all sorts of issues.
>>68204077
which one was surprisingly good?
>aubameyang going to man shitty
DELET THIS
No but seriously though, what the fuck is going on with the board at BVB, already lost gundogan and hummels, now there's a chance miki and auba leave too...ffs
>>68204049
>>68204060
>>68204095
It was mostly about the human interest part of it, but you convinced me. I'm going back to Tinder
>>68204105
I like /out/, /int/ and /diy/.
/sp/ is still the goat.
>>68204077
did you visit /z/?
>>68204120
they realised all their players were just klopp babbies
>>68204144
>/out/
my niggaaaa
>>68204144
you are way too normie for me
>>68204144
OFFICAL BOARD POWER RANKINGS
1. /sp/
POWER GAP
3. /k/
4. /o/
5. /int/
6. /out/
POWER GAP
10. /pol/
11. /ck/
POWER GAP
Everything else
9000001. /soc/
9000002. /b/
POWER GAP
9999999999999. /mlp/
HUGE POWER GAP
9999999999999999999999999. /a/
>>68204210
>he rates /pol/
>>68204210
I'm okay with this.
>>68204236
/pol/ is always >right
![[HorribleSubs]_Netoge_no_Yome_wa_Onnanoko_ja_Nai_to_Omotta_-_09_[720p].mkv_00_16_10.594.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iLvFwsn.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta - 09 [720p].mkv 00 16 10.594")
>>68204144
>>68204210
koeman not a very popular man in southampton right now. pic related.
>>68204210
/gif/ is bretty gud as a starting point for a fap tbqh
>im sharing this thread with people who go outdoors
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dragovic to Leverkusen
>>68204268
there are people with friends, works and girlfriends too, someone all of them
>>68204266
Forgot about /gif/, should be in behind /ck/
>>68204263
>tfw Sainthampton finish above Everton
>>68204268
How do you even?
It's the summer m8, jeez.
>>68204287
they'll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes
>>68204287
build wall desu
>>68204263
Just want Everton to announce him already and see him go. Even though it's not been a week it's felt like its dragged desu.
>Liverpool
how are we going to even compete la
>>68204295
>>68204297
>https://picosong.com/9pqP/
>>68204210
if you ignore all the animu shit /g/ is pretty decent
>>68204263
who makes these?
>>68203480
dw lad i closed the blinds
>>68204210
/sp/ is the only board which revolves around one of my interests but which also doesn't piss me off. /sp/ is 90% banter and I'm ok with that but other boards like /g/ or /v/ which also interest me are full of shit flinging poor fag amd owners or Sonyggers who don't even let you have a decent discussion.
>>68204364
/g/ used to be cool when it was only about graphics card shitposting wars but now its too normie
>>68204356
whats this la im too scared to click
>>68204352
reus m8. this year is our year
>>68204334
i get the feeling they're waiting until de boer (if that's definitely who they're getting) is confirmed before releasing koeman.
>>68204392
>HES A NVIDIKEK
KEK ENJOY PAYING 1 GRAND FOR A CARD WORTH 300 QUID
also ps4 is best console this gen desu
>>68204405
Just the anthem of the beta uprising
>>68204392
iktf. I browse /vg/ sometimes for /owg/ but that's about it for vidya boards
>>68204263
i just don't see the point in him leaving
he'd be majorly in the frame for the arsenal job this time next year given wonga retires (which is looking increasingly likely considering he's seeming to be going all out this summer), and you can joke about arsenal all your want but they're a more desirable club than everton in a more desirable city with much much more money
no one at southampton has been properly linked with a move away yet, but obviously that'll change when ronald leaves. he was pretty much guaranteed a successful season with saints. could've even broken top 4 in my opinion.
he has work to do at everton, plus lukaku and stones are probably leaving so he still has to deal with first team players fucking off
>>68204437
>he's poor
>>>/out/
>>>r/AMD
Night boys
>>68204406
Not too sure about that being the reason, but who knows. I'm not even sure who'll be considered for the job. De Boer will probably be favourite for obvious reasons and the people who legitimately thought Emery was a realistic target are really delusional.
>>68202262
At least he'll score in big games
>>68204263
>>68204390
>le invented quote image
>>68204512
prefer bernie anyway you tory cunt. nice card life
Who /comfyposting/ here?
>>68204440
worst girl
I have a girl coming over tomorrow lads, she thinks I'm an awesome cook
Will this: http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2016/06/charred-eggplant-and-walnut-pesto-pasta-salad/ be enough to not get caught out?
morata's quite wank desu dunno why he's so highly rated
if you're spending 60 mil on a striker who could only manage 7 goals in a pisspot league you're a very silly man
but what do i know
i'm just a lad on a computer eating a banana
>>68204506
he will get 7 million a year at everton though. he was in talks with southampton over a new contract, and everton offered to double whatever saints offered him.
>>68204569
You take that back faggot
>>68204569
agreed senpai. well second worst to mei
>>68204590
kek no thats babbys first dish
>>68204440
I actually enjoyed this game but fuck paying 45 quid on it. What the fuck where they thinking with that pricing. Only CoD and FIFA can get away with that overly expensive pricing.
>>68204553
hello ameenah
>>68204590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPaOz2w8tEY
this helped me loads lad
>>68204605
Yeah, but with the hot weather I wasn't planning on going all out tbH
>>68204601
tracer players are 'that guy' and i dont mean that in a good way
the playstyle appeals to 'that guy' the kinda guy that never passes the ball, dives all over the place and keeps doing shit tricks for no reason
>>68204594
He's got a massive dick
>>68204590
No, coking isn't something you pick up from doing it once so it'll taste like ass
>>68204601
Zanyatta best xis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-DvDiM89GE
>>68204590
Set the kitchen on fire and claim it's the Aurora Borealis.
>Tfw white boi with 3 inch willy so cant handle thick fiery latinas
>>68204699
>promoting fat acceptance
>>68204699
m8 go to india and theyll praise it
>>68204718
also this
>>68204731
Lmao I'm pretty sure I was the one who posted that pic like 2 years ago
>>68204647
>implying that isn't widowmaker players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQq3-DW1gf8
how i'm feeling rn
>>68204731
>sunil
>>68204764
i only got it last week so i guess its still being passed around
>>68204731
so this is why they are the most populous country in the world?
>>68204780
why have i never seen those squeezy ones?
>>68204775
literally me
>tfw tense my dick and belled gets really big and it looks like a heartbeat
spooky
>>68204360
>>68204360
good banter in here lads
>>68203648
>contract until 2020
Sure thing pal.
>>68204813
wiley bought the whole stock
>>68204862
please come here tomorrow senpai i wanna laugh at you
i need to see the moment your heart breaks.
>>68204874
kek
>>68204210
>/k/
K is literally the bottom of the intellectual barrel.
>>Go on /cgl/
>Its just about girls shagging at comic cons
Is going to cons how u get a gf?
>>68204862
>he thinks contracts mean anything
>>68204896
thats not /bet/
>>68204881
Did I see he might not get sold?
No, I said his contract is till 2020.
Meaning City will have to pay 100 million Euro, which considering Aubameyang's spring performance would be a very smart move.
Lastly, If BVB doesnt want to sell him, they wont.
>>68204909
never stick your dick in weeb m8
>>68204909
link thread pls
>>68204937
>100m euro
kek he will beg to leave and will refuse to play unless you sell for like 36m euro
>>68204909
of course they get laid there are 1m men at these cons and like 50 women
So who is gonna buy Ayew?
>>68204979
Do you understand how contracts work m8?
Or is this the famed British "wit"?
>>68204985
ill buy a (you) m8. 5 quid
>>68204978
Fuck, I already can't stand others being happy. But these 'people' make it even worse
tfw about to be banned for posting 2 ass webms
>browse through youtube most popular videos
>this comes up
>tfw you'll never be Justin beiber and fuck lexi
https://youtu.be/qwKCazRt4MU
mummy said we will be getting a chinese tomorrow, super excited
>>68205029
>Ywn be a famous cutie
Im done.
>>68205029
That Lexi girl is just waiting to do an episode of GirlsDoPorn tBh
>>68205029
justin bieber?
never heard of her
>>68205029
>those amerifats
>>68204718
>not strictly fucking big girls
>>68205029
dont like seeing happy people desu
Anyone of you lads know what this kind of music is called and how I can find more of it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvUJsu5w8IU
>>68205199
its called this video is not available
>>68205041
what are you getting mate
>>68205228
going to get some noodles with beef, some sweet and sour chicken, maybe some steamed dumplings and some egg foo yung
>>68205199
cant wait to see this kino
>>68205240
Get some duck instead of the chicken, you wont regret it
>>68205226
Forget to pay for your youtube licence?
>>68205266
love sweet and sour chicken too much mate
>>68205199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIpyBeBpC74
>>68205294
forgot to play your euro2016 license?
>>68205346
banga
>>68205199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS0CO-yPmO4
Cast iron banger m8
>>68205367
Oh fug
How good is Eric Bailly? Is he even better than Daley Blind?
>>68204896
Keep chatting shit and you'll be staring at the bottom of an intellectual barrel.
>>68205715
10/10 lels mate
>>68202366
No. Although he scored against Liverpool which is not really an achievement but funny nonetheless.
>>68205346
>>68205570
Thanks for them straight bangers Massimo
>tfw run out of likes on tinder and the girl I've been seeing has gone on holiday
Just want to get my end away lads, finding someone into rough sex is harder than keeping a decent talent at dortmund.
>>68205864
How rough are you talking?
Who /pulisic/ here?
>Borussia Dortmund have rejected a 65m£ offer from Man City for Aubameyang
>>68206052
Nothing too bad, mouth fucking, anal, choking/hair pulling, decent amount of spanking. The girl on holiday is into it but she's not back until sunday.
>>68206310
Oh that's alright then, shame she's gone for so long
>>68204553
Jesus, this is a small board. Hope she never finds out.
>>68206310
cant you just have a few chugs while she is away?
>>68206310
Iktf, I broke up with my ex who was kinky as sin and it's never been the same since
Why is it so hard to find a girl who likes pissing in your mouth bros
>>68203131
This is pretty accurate desu even though it's blatantly bait
>>68207251
I guess, not the same though is it. Doesn't help that she talks about sex constantly.
>>68207507
Sorry man. If it makes you feel any better I was with someone who wouldn't even let me make her come for 4 years and didn't like giving blowjobs, that wasn't great.
Who can stop us
>>68204210
>no /his/
It's surprisingly entertaining.
>>68208219
pretty much any team.
>rodriguez
>>68208219
works on fifa
>>68202302
if red flag means freaky sex then yes
>>68208219
Arsenal
Screen cap this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTJSt4wP2ME
>exaliftin was six years ago
>>68204210
>rating /o/ that highly
It's literally a /b/-tier trolling shitfest.
>>68208186
We'll survive mate, it just makes me artificially miss my ex more than if I had a new girl who liked fun stuff. Best of luck to you pal
Wotcha! My name is Muhammed-N’Bongo
I’m a 27 year old Sudanese Manchester United fan (African football expert for you Johnny Foreigners). I make football related memes on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my Facebook comment-section punditry and worshipping superior English footballers (Wayne Rooney, Michael Carrick, Ashley Young).
I train with my Nike® Hypervenom’s™ every day, this superior Nike® football boot can cut clean through an ankle because it is endorsed by Wayne Rooney himself, and vastly superior to any other football boot on earth. I earned by boot license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently in both Cockney and Estuary dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about English history, and their Sharia Law, which I follow 100%.
When I get my English visa, I am moving to London to attend prestigious high school to learn more about Manchester United’s history. I hope I can become a starting forward for Manchester United, or perhaps a manager!
I own several Manchester United shirts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to London, so I can fit in easier. I talk about the 20 times with my elders and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in London! #GGMU #LondonIsRed
>>68202464
Basic bitches absolutely adore english accents because they think you sound like Benedict Cumberbatch. Push it hard
>>68211357
That picture is sad, he just wants to play some footie, it really is the beautiful game
>>68204268
The outdoors is the ultimate robot escape, you can go to places where you will not encounter another human being for days
>Eric Bailly: Man Utd set to sign Villarreal defender for about £30m
>£30m
Classic United purchase desu!
https://youtu.be/ZAU3OsWo3jo
>tfw the country is so far down the drain people get scared of a comb
Why do footballers come here again?
>>68214062
Ever had somebody pull those flick-combs out that have handles designed as a knife? Some gang member at my school pulled one on me and said he was gonna stab me cause I did something to him, flicked it and rammed it in my stomach, but it was a combo so didn't do shit.
Other times, other gang guys would flick it in your face and then casually comb their hair like they're a fucking greaser from the 70's.
My school was a fucking shit hole....
>>68214200
Nigga what
>>68214296
These. People use to pull them on you and threaten you, then if anybody saw them or you called them on it or something, they just say it was a joke.
My school had a bomb alarm prior to 9/11 it was so fucked, so knives and shit was a real problem.
wobbly sausage
>>68214434
>People use to pull them on you and threaten you, then if anybody saw them or you called them on it or something, they just say it was a joke.
Babbys falling for 1970's jokes and crying that it is real.
Waaaaaaahhhhhh!
Yeah, I am an oldfag.
>>68214434
How fucking old are you, 30?
My school was pretty damn shitty too. It was in the catchment area for a bunch of rival housing estates so there would be gang fights every other day. This one time a somali guy hid a saw from the design technology class in his bag and went for this other somali guy who was on a rival gang. I remember him trying to hack the guys head off with the saw till a bunch of people broke it up. The saw was so blunt it barely even cut through the skin.
>>68214762
Late 40's. Sexpat white guy. Owned one of those switchblade combs in 7th grade.
>>68214701
I didn't cry over it. But your heart does jump when you know that guy has a criminal record for carrying knives and pulls a flickblade looking object on you, your heart goes up.
It didn't matter anyway, guy ended up going to prison a year later for slicing up a guys face with a flickblade over 50 fucking pence and sending him to ICU. Then when the guy came out of ICU, the blade guys brother was there, broke the cut up faces dudes arms and legs, sent him back in.
>>68214762
Nah 27. The same shit was with my school. Kids used to have to be let out of school at varying times so people couldn't wait for them, also weren't allowed to do it alone.
Whole place was a shit hole and as I said before in other threads, cause of my health problems.
>>68214855
It isn't a joke when you know the guy likely does have a blade on him ANYWAY and gets angry at the slightest fucking thing. I only didn't get shanked because some of the gang members were patients of my father who was a doctor, so they liked me cause of that. Of course, some people hated me cause of that, but thankfully I had some decent people on side.
>>68214762
Oh yeah, forgot to say, one of the funniest, if you can call it that, moments was basically this.
There is a stream/river going through out school, so there is a road bridge going over it, with a path to walk on, it had shitty broken rusted railings on the side. One day a fight broke out between two guys near the railings, one of them pulled a knife and the other backed down and backed away, but the guy with the knife eithe rlunged or pushed him I can't remember, guy fell backwards and go wedged himself between two railing and fell down onto a broken one, which was a spike, at thte bottom, went through his leg sideways into his testicle.
>>68202854
hate arsenal but this aint that implausible.
Mahrez coming is joke and you don't know how a midfield should be set up but Mikky and Vardy coming is probably on the cards for you lot.
>>68215191
That's the default 433 formation on that site
>>68204210
>/pol/ that high
End yourself
>>68215926
/pol/ is always right, always wins.
Remember this: the decisions made in the last 3 years plus the next few years will dominate the rest of your life. You seem to be an idiot bowing to the government and press, and you will always regret not fighting when you had a chance.
Because of people like you, Europe has fallen without a fight after 1400 years of struggle. Your children will despise you.
We need some transfers lads
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>68216020
Great rebuttal, faggot.
Don't get arrested for buying a table knife.
Don't get arrested for flying a St. George's flag.
Be careful what you chant at a match, or get arrested.
Be careful about what you wear and the slogan on your tshirt or be arrested.
Oh, hey, all your Muslim immigrants are on the dole, even the 2nd generation, while they enforce sharia zones and kill you.
Acid attacks against white kids by Muslims? That is ok. Rape gangs targeting your 10 year old daughters? That is ok. Knowing your country will be stolen from you within 30 years? You don't care.
I hope you commit suicide when you realize how stupid you are.
>>68216025
im gonna transfer muh muffugin benis into her
>>68216025
black cock crafts the best womyn
>>68216025
Udinese just signed Granada's Moroccan striker El Arabi on a free
>>68216162
Don't be cocky ausfag. You have already announced yourself as an Asian country. It is a matter of time until you are out bred by your immigrants.
Your only advantage is distance from most of the Muslim countries. Beware the day there is a manufactured refugee crisis in Indonesia. The over/under is 5 years.
Have City bought yet another flop?
>modern journalism
>>68216372
>Tancredi Palmeri
Well, I know which one I'm going to believe.
>>68216161
>udinese have signed a british stadium
>aubameyang
>Gundogan
>Laporte
>Stones
>Pogba
Seriously this is getting out of hand
We should leave some for the other clubs
>>68216498
>thinking any of those are good players except for pogba
>>68216515
That's it let all the tears out
>>68216515
t. Samuel Arrangio
>there are people who honestly think Dortmund wouldn't have released a statement by now, if Aubameyang had given any indication he wanted to leave
>>68216518
i support city but i know none of those players will benefit us except for pogba.
take your meta trolling elsewhere, marouane.
>>68216526
Aubameyang has been spotted at City Football Academy by Tolmie though, that guy's never wrong.
Does anyone actually rate Conte?
He's just going to spend 200m and finish best of the worst at 6th
>>68216527
Sure you do faget, stick to chelshit delusion
Dogs' home signings to Stoke when?
>>68216546
yes, he won the league with juve
>>68216546
t. Alex Papalipadopolopolus
>>68204590
Practice the meal with half the ingredients a few hours before she comes
Make sure the presentation looks good on the plate, a pretty meal makes food seem to taste better for women
is this dutch cunt for real?
>>68216564
his mafia mates dont have influence in london remember
>>68216582
You are literally SEETHING
>>68216591
are you for real?
>>68216586
t. Aleksander Hadziomerovic
>>68216582
Calm down man, if a guy literally thousands of miles from you can make you this mad you have problems
>>68216591
t. Roberto Carlone
>>68216607
your skin is the colour of poo
>>68216596
t. Francois Cronje
>>68216610
shut the fuck up faggot
>>68216612
t. Aboriginal
>>68216546
>Does anyone actually rate Conte?
No. He won with a 424, and then 352. If you use a meme formation to win either you have shit managers in your league who can't tactic, or you are a short term meme manager who leaves fast.
Conte leaves fast.
>>68216617
fuck off dumb cunt
>>68216619
based Roosterman
>>68216617
Shut up and post more lad
Looks like Spurs are going to sign Janssen for £12m. That's a fucking good signing, right?
>>68216619
>>68216612
t. Adem Çalhanoğlu
>>68216622
t. north african immigrant living off welfare pretending to support a british football club on an american obesity awareness forum
When is Hazard to Madrid being confirmed?
>>68216637
look at Memepiss
25 million for fucking nothing
>>68216638
oi threadcunt, make an au/sp/ more us
>>68216630
t. Eren Baykara
>>68216652
t. didgeridoo balabogana
>>68216640
t. Dimitrije Damnjanović
dutch (north african) cuck BTFO
>>68216637
£12m is the new £5m.
>>68216659
t. Grigorije Jerković
>>68216649
Janssen looks like a legit goal scorer though. Plus half the price of Depay. Seems like a good deal.
I'm just jealous because I wanted West Ham to sign him and we're STILL showing no signs of landing any decent signings
>>68216667
t. Jakov Kankaraš
>>68216677
kts (kill thy self)
>>68216688
t. Miroslav Jurišić
>>68216676
You are signing Walcott aren't you?
What is the Brisbane Broncos of EPL?
>>68216699
t. ivan kricanic
>>68216676
Memphis was the top scorer in the dutch league before moving to Manure
http://wikivisually.com/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/IncidentArchive198/wiki_ph_id_3
>>68216702
the Western Hams
>>68216716
t. Novak Karapandža
>>68216025
tranny nose and eyes and hair
tranny hips and ass
>tranny confirmed
>>68216744
>>68216744
are you saying you wouldn?t
>>68216744
>tranny nose and eyes
More FAS nose and eyes.
Lads I had a nightmare
>nice nigger#1 gets injured
>Löw nominates not nice nigger#2 for his position
>Reus and Durm still at home
tired of this
can't wait for us to crash and burn with 1 point
>>68216758
Don't worry about it lad, United are finished.
>>68216701
I seriously hope not. They're throwing around £25mil as a figure as well...
>>68216763
Reus is still ded, I guess. And Schmelzer would deserve to get called up over Durm.
>>68216786
also ginter.
>>68216750
no, she's a coal burner
I know in the UK you have to fuck women who fuck niggers but we're free for the time being here
happy ramadan m8
>gf crying because her car wouldn't start even though there are two other working cars in the garage ready to go
jesus fucking christ
>>68202430
The jews are trying to blend in with the scum beneath them, while the nig nogs what to seem rich
>>68216897
She's crying because she just reminded herself that she's Portuguese
>>68216897
Will you send me some money Portubro? And some photos of your girlfriend please?
>>68217012
there's so much wrong with this I don't know where to start
>>68216763
Who ded?
>>68217012
>wilshire
fuck off
>>68217028
Rüdiger
>yfw you find out bvb is pronounce bay fao bay
>moot
>tfw no one ghostposts anymore
>>68217044
never5get
>>68217062
>tfw germans actually speak german
bailly when
stable 4chan servers when
>>68217065
didn't even realise it was dead, just thought nobody was posting
>Manchester United are happy to delay the signing of Zlatan Ibrahimovic so he can pick up a lucrative bonus from Paris Saint-Germain, according to the Daily Telegraph.
>Ibrahimovic appears to be set for a move to Old Trafford but the deal is unlikely to be confirmed until the end of the month when his PSG deal expires.
>The Swede and his agent Mino Raiola are both set for mammoth pay-offs for seeing out his contract to the end if he does not secure another club before July 1.
>At the point he officially becomes a free agent, United will reportedly offer a one-year contract worth £250,000-a-week.
what a greedy cunt
>>68216139
underrated comment
>>68217012
>playing Dier as a keeper
>>68202218
He's an enigma. He literally never did a thing in france NT yet he is always in it for some reason.
>>68217086
Why? He's just playing the game.
>>68217012
>playing Barkley wide
Confirmed, definitely not the teamsheet
>>68217012
>even the England coaches can't spell Wilshere
>>68217069
Who the fuck is this guy
Why is everyone going 'oh he's sick'
All I've seen is that he's the black phil jones
>>68217147
>black phil jones
So he's at least better than Phil Jones then
Possible update in the gf to me department. Spanish qt asked if I wanted to practice Spanish, so a transfer may be on the cards. Updates will follow.
>>68217147
Was he playing when Liverpool fucked them 3-0? Their defence that day was terrible.
>>68217167
No, he only played in the 1st leg
>>68217171
tbf they were crap then, too, Liverpool just didn't have a striker playing
>>68217012
>Ray's gaffe
How is it his gaffe? He's not publishing it for the world's media to see.
>>68217012
>Milly
>>68217166
Fucking confirmed.
>>68217147
He barely gets into the Villarreal side ahead of Victor Ruiz and Matteo Mussachio
This move is bizarre
>>68202262
>not going to buy back one of the best midfielders we have ever had, Juan Mata.
>>68217147
seems to me that mourinho wants a zouma in the squad. I'm not gonna pretend like I've watched a single minute of him but I'll trust mou's judgment
from what I heard his weakness is his passing
>>68217206
>also not buying back Drogba 2.0 or selling Cortouis and bringing back Cech.
>>68217155
cuck
Christoph Kramer is probably going back to Gladbach.
>>68217147
He's the next Messi m8, I have watched his development since birth. I have always rated him, and I totally know who he is, and everyone I know has heard of him
>>68217222
why?
>>68217222
Trips confirm
>>68217283
Because he doesn't get much playing time at Leverkusen, and they need someone to replace Xhaka.
how can you post all this nonsense all day
do you have no life
>>68216128
>>68216199
>this guy
>>68217308
yes no life
new
>>68217325
>>68217325
>>68217301
hmm
I don't watch the bundesliga but according to whoscored he started 28 games in the league this season, which is a fair amount
>>68217346
Aranguiz was ded for a lot of the season. But he's back now , and has been starting since.
>>68203022
m8 it's not about the "premier league proven" meme (which doesn't really prove anything these days), it's about putting 4-5 new players in to a team and just expect everything to work it self out. It never ends well.
>>68217037
One of the most incorrectly spelled names ever.
>>68202287
Pretty much this. Alternatively be avarage and be charming and funny.
![robbie-savage-812970698[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nagHlyy.jpg "robbie-savage-812970698[1]")
