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CONCACAF broship edition
Old thread here:
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/68195074/costa-rica-vs-usa-early-threadhttps://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/68195074/costa-rica-vs-usa-early-thread68195074
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>>68203904
The CR team players said they wanted to continue.
Also this: >>68203968
Last thread was comfy. Let's keep it that way.
Post pictures from your city!
Who cost/a/ rica here?
3rd for outstanding shitposting
When will this guy be fired?
Will his fate be sealed after the loss tonight?
SOMEONE POST QT TICAS
>(7:00 p.m. por DirecTV)
Me cago en América TV. Tendré que buscar stream.
>>68204420
>>68204376
GOTTA GO FAST
>tfw don't even like soccer
>tfw just here for shitposting
>>68204420
small Mexican pueblo
>>68204360
40 mins left.
>>68204422
thanks for auba m89
>>68204360
whats with the influx of reddit users?
>>68195074
^^link
fucking cuck
>>68204420
>>68204464
Me too m8, South American shitposting is bottom of the barrel. I always learn something new.
>>68204464
yeah the banter is gonna be goat.
>>68204493
Bomb goes there
>>68204360
VAMOS COSTA RICA
how many bings to the game ?
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>>68204420
>>68204513
USA USA USA vs the world, plus una vela
should be gud
>>68204529
AGE OF CONSENT 12
12
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TWE
TWEL
TWELV
TWELEVE
12
YOU
PEDO
FUCK
12!!
12
T W E L V E
W
E
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DOCE
AGE OF CONSENT IS 12
12 12 TWELVE
How bad will this game be?
>>68204420
my city.
>>68204592
Peru - Haiti tier.
any houston-bros here?
>>68204495
>>68204464
Not to mention
>picardys
>yokse no soy 100tifiko
and the
>simpsons-weed pics
>Same XI
Does Klinsmann just not get it?
It didn't work last time
Go costa rica!
You guys can do it! Please give us the hammer so we can boot Klinsman and Bradley off the team and maybe put someone with actual presence as our team captain
>>68204549
1 bing
>>68204609
Welp, time to get the suicide pills ready.
>>68204529
hi
how many goals puligoat score?
>>68204609
with peru as costa rica and haiti as Bradley
>>68204616
>no pulisic
Fucking unbelievable
>>68204643
>implying klanssmann will even put him in
>>68204576
living the dream desu
>>68204616
I thought pussylick was elite. Why isn't he playing
>>68204599
Wow that looks cool as hell!
Where is it?
>>68204420
r8 pls
>no waston
What's machillo's strategy for today?
>>68204599
Celle looks comfy as fuck, do you get a lot of cultural enrichment tho?
vamos Costa Rica!
vamos Bryan!
American visiting Prague for the week. Anyway to stream from my phone?
>>68204684
>do you get a lot of cultural enrichment tho?
Yes, unfortunately
FOX FUCKING SUCKS SHITTY PRELUDES SHITTY ANNOUNCERS THAT GET NAMES WRONG AND MISS SHIT SHITTY CAMERAWORK SHITTY COPA TONIGHT AND THEIR BEST ANALYST IS A GOD. DAMN. WOMAN.
Friendly reminder that >we L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y don't care about this competition or this sport, so if >we beat (You) then >we have embarrassed (You) in (You)r own favela sport and if >we lose than >we will not even notice.
>>68204676
do you live in the castle?
>>68204733
worst one is lalas desu. he knows nothing but acts like he is a cross of pep and mou
>>68204676
pretty noice
which city is that?
it looks familliar
Here's my city
>>68204708
fuck dude your town and my town
>>68204571
are about the same size but yours is way more picturesque and historic
>>68204754
EXEPT US IN /SP/
:(
PLEASE NO BULLY IF WE DO OK?
>>68204648
>>68204669
Pulisic isn't ready yet
He needs more experience before we put that much responsibility on him
Just heard USA soccer said they are reevaluating klansman.
MEANING NOT SHIT.
>>68204754
>damage control mode already
>>68204773
patrick pemberton sounds very english desu
Might watch this one if I don't fall asleep.
stream where?
>>68204360
Win today the United States.
Costa Rica and football shit
united states soccer is the best
Hoy Gana los estados unidos.
costa rica y su fútbol con mierda
el soccer de estados unidos es el mejor
IF COSTA RICA WINS KLINSMANN WILL BE FIRED
GIVE THE TICOS ALL YOUR POWER
How many times will Bradlel make a full retard play tonight? How many times will it be blamed on his role and not his lack of ability?
why dont chicanos support the amerifat national team?
>>68204836
is this one of the great team usa songs or are you cucking yourself?
>>68204845
You could literally say that about every player on the team
>>68204838
\o/
>>68204857
We do
>>68204616
who else would you have? pulisic literally hasn't done anything in club or international play to suggest he'd be a solid full 90 option in a must win against a decent team. Please don't tell me beckerman. Perhaps I could see nagbe in for jones.
We had more of the ball than colombia (though that's sort of their game plan). And its not as if our midfield was being overrun, and colombia is a very good team.
>>68204857
Because they think they're Mexicans
>>68204857
They cheer for both when it suits them, which is funny because neither country wants anything to do with them
>>68204420
that's pretty, anon
>>68204857
traitor scum
>>68204868
CZE
>>68204816
It's not damage control when no damage can be done by losing. Again, WE. DON'T. CARE.
I think we should kick klansmann
we just have shitty talent
we need to reevaluated our whole youth training mentality. Fuck education and college athletics. Start breeding athletes with skill in training camps
>>68204858
is that I hate football in my country (Costa Rica ) and I just like the soccer of the United States and Canada
>>68204806
He can't get experience riding the bench. What better opportunity than a meaningless meme cup?
>>68204761
Heidelberg
>>68204900
>South american
>Shit at football
Whats the oint
>>68204907
I meant to say that we shouldn't kick him out
>>68204900
Nice.
Don't forget the feared U S A (clap) chant tonight, boys. Our warriors on the pitch will need to hear our bellowing voices
>>68204875
Although Pulisic isn't that experienced, they need real wingers
Not forwards
Plus Bedoya was god awful
There's no creativity
Having possession doesn't mean when you can't create chances to score
Colombia was in total control from the start to the end
What are USMNT's main tactics in general?
>>68204907
Klinsmann is the one who is helping change the mentality away from college mediocrity though.
>>68204900
I'm in Prague for the week. I'm going to Amsterdam on Friday then Barcelona on Tuesday. Cheers mate
who / outlaw / here?
>>68204754
>tfw when american and don't care about other sports
>tfw only way to be around fans is mom's colombian family and I can't understand what they're saying
>tfw this is how most americans feel
I just want to feel that hype when you're around other fans man. I'm tired of paying out the nose at the only soccer bar in town for overpriced beer
>>68204954
They got any new lame chants planned for tonight or just the standard selection?
>>68204939
>Having possession doesn't mean when you can't create chances to score
mostly correct, though holding possession limits the other team's ability to score.
>Colombia was in total control from the start to the end
false. they looked like shit too.
>>68204944
He literally called up a college player
>>68204938
Why are Yuroboos so embarrassing?
>>68204970
Are you manny from Modern family?
can I get a stream pls?
I'll suck you good n-no homo
>>68204942
be present on pitch for 90 mins, see what happens
that's it
>>68204970
Is your mom hot?
>>68204976
Why don't you guys steal our chants like everyone else?
>>68204970
come to england chad ill show you that liverpool feel
>>68204616
>Jones
>Bedoya
>Bradley
>Cameron
>Guzan
Unbelievable. JK hasn't learned a thing.
>>68204976
no we got some real good shit planned tonight m8
Did they really tell the players to look down, then to the camera and then cross their arms for the roll call?
>>68204987
Calling up a single talent doesn't negate all the work he is doing to alter the mentality of the youth systems in this country
>>68204676
7/10
would invade as a rapefugee and claim muh refugee bux
>>68205019
>he wants a midfield of beckerman nagbe and pulisic to start
JFMSU
>>68205000
I got these cheese burgers man.
>>68204970
Come to Europe lad. Well teach you how to enjoy football.
>Step 1: Stop calling it soccer
>>68205013
>that liverpool feel
being crushed to death?
no thanks
>>68204676
i=i love it
What we eating tonight, /sp/
>>68205028
m8 your youth is always gonna be fucked in the usa. you have the college system so your players are forced to play against shitters until theyre 23 while all the brazillians are playing in the top european divisions by 19.
>>68204982
14 shots 7 on target
Not that great but certainly better than 12 shots 2 on target the US had with all that "possession"
>holding possession limits the other team's ability to score
Not when you're trailing after 8 minutes
Plus Colombia wasn't even trying get the ball but defending the lead but letting the US's incompetent attack do it for them
>>68205042
people who are serious about the "its not called soccer" thing are the whiniest weeners around tbph
>>68205052
ABL is a mental illness senpai
>>68205019
they'll make it work *this* time, just you wait
>>68204420
Fora Dunga! Fora Tata! Fora Pizzi! Fora Klinsmann! Fora Dilma !Fora Temer! Fora PT!
>>68205056
have pork loin and shit to cook but 50% off papa johns in effect tonight
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>68205009
What are your chants like
I expect they'll do some ole ole and seven nations amy shit that everyone does in addition to 'I beleive we will win' and USA chant
>>68205074
no one is talking about leicester silly
>>68205063
nothing in this post actually countered what i said. And if you have the ball, it literally does keep the other team from scoring, this isn't deniable.
>>68204997
no but my younger brother was about that fat when he was little
>>68205008
she's aged well but no, she isn't hot.
>>68205013
I appreciate it, but I support [spoiler]Everton[/spoiler]
>>68205042
Figured I would've come off as a try-hard from other americans. I don't visit /sp/ often
>>68205080
bacon cheeseburger
god bless the USA
>>68205056
orange-infused dark chocolate
COSTA RICA PLEASE TRASH THE EVIL AMERICANS!!!!
>>68204970
colombians are the worst m8. Whernever you get them in a group they will do something illegal. Thats why you dont see many colombian businesses even though theres a shit tone of them here, they always get closed due to prostitution or drugs.
Colombians are the niggers of the americas
>>68205028
Uh no
He's done nothing to the pyramid
>>68205058
How do I reach these kids
>>68205077
How is brazil doing my brazuca friend? From here it looks like it hasn't exploded yet due to inertia more than anything.
>>68205100
It showed why the US having possession was utterly meaningless
They weren't keeping the ball
Colombia was letting them have it
>>68205114
have you tried a long robotic arm? or maybe a megaphone?
How many bongs/bings left till the game? Also my first game of this tournament would you recommend watching the games that already have been played?
>>68205069
Its called football mate. Calling it soccer is like saying:
>I enjoy being a fucking idiot and Im proud of it.
>>68205037
Anyone other than Michael Bradley at this point would be ideal, but yes. Nagbe and probably Graham Zusi would be my ideal replacements at this point.
>>68205114
with money of course
>>68205077
m8 firmino has been training to assassinate dunga just hang in there
>>68205128
It was called soccer by the lads who invented it, deal with it
>>68205120
they were keeping it, they were failing in the final 3rd. Took plenty of shots, they were just from shit positions, because they aren't creative enough. Colombia wasn't simply letting that happen, that'd be retarded.
Reality czech: We will tie all matches. We have a decent team but our manager is notorious for forgetting you have to score goals to win in futbol. USA you can advance if you beat paragay.
>>68205110
>Colombians are the niggers of the americas
funny way of spelling Salvadorans
>uruguay so fucking butthurt they got BTFO by mexispics and blame it on USA
Match theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O6e7cgkeqw
>>68205076
I was laying in the grass in this park and cop told me I couldn't because homeless people problem, but I was welcome to sit in the grass
LAND OF THE FREE
>>68205125
about 40 mins, and no need to watch any of the games so far, they're all boring as fuck
>>68205131
for Bradley? neither of them plays his position. are you putting Pianoback Beckerman in the 6 or Walkingyellowcard Jones there?
>>68205154
Uh yeah
Haven't you heard of counterattacking?
>>68205161
>complaining about playing in USA
>CONMEBOL faggots VOTED to play in USA in the first fucking place
JUST
>>68204493
Why is the water brown?
>>68205153
Even if this were true, which it isnt, now its called football.
Youre being childish.
>futbol
>fußball
>football
Now fuck off lardo.
the Costa Rica national football team is shit
>>68205193
indian immigrants
who /fighting & winning/ here
>>68205161
Not sure I've ever seen such a clear case of an entire organization being this bootyblasted by a result before
>>68205193
Sediments.
Also, an Indian colony.
>>68205183
if you have superior talent, counter attacking shouldn't involve allowing shots, because you can't really counter off a goal kick. You lure them into your half, take possession and run. They were trying to do that, but they were hardly dominant, despite having a significant talent advantage. Colombia scored 2 soft goals and put one off the post
>>68204420
Shit nigga I'm there right now. Wanna fug or something? No homo
>>68205205
So is the US
Come on m8's, you can do this
>>68205238
>peru (gay)
>>68205201
Calcio
>>68205201
i assume you are equally whiny about calcio?
And what he asserted is literally true about the source of the name. I can't believe you honestly think he's the one being childish.
Costa Ricans are cool with me
>>68205042
soccer is slang for association as in association football. Our national team used to be call United States Soccer Football. We didn't make it up and we are not the only country that calls it soccer pham
>>68205205
US team is shittier. you're gonna have to deal with a win today, bud.
>>68205157
I feel really offended by that post!
Actually we are worst than niggers don't take our credits off.
>>68205256
That's the joke, Mohammad
the bookies are offering me costa rica as a 3/1 underdog lads do i take it?
>>68205056
nothing because I'm poor and just graduated college
>>68205236
They let their gameplan work without a hitch
If the US couldn't even Colombia on their toes at all it's not an even game
>>68205311
>joke
you can be honest about yourself
>>68205299
>mfw you have about 5 minutes to live before someone kills you for your dial up
use it wisely senpai
>>68205284
United States Soccer Football Association*
>costa rica will dominate 1st half, goal in 20-30th minute
>2nd half will be filled with USA refball
>either score from penalty or corner
>costa rica will score immediately after.
cap this
check em
just give me the trophy already
>>68205311
>peru (gay)
>>68205323
when it was 1-0 clint dempsey missed by inches and later forced a tremendous save, and the US had a number of free kicks in very dangerous positions.
All part of the plan! W-we knew he'd miss that curler at the top of the box.
You're a retard m8
>>68205279
too much ass
>>68205312
Are you fucking dumb?
Of course fucking take it
It's basically free money
>>68205125
Mexico vs Urgay
Panama vs Bolivia
Argentina vs Chile
All were entertaining matches
Do costa Ricans resent that they are a well traveled tourism and expat destination?
I'm wellin up lads. I've finally realize that it's literally coming home this year la. PulisGOD? Nagbe? Literally who could stop us?
why is the USMNT all niggers and wetbacks?
we need some representation of the 60% white American population on this team
>>68205355
>not Colombia BTFO USA
>>68204420
La Paz
>>68205375
apparently most of south and central america and some of the Caribbean. Plus side is we probably whoop canadia's ass
>>68205379
>white population
you know most everyone is mixed at some point and in the future we're all gonna be the glorious melting pot
>>68205379
White people don't play sports, we fund them
>>68205056
rice with veggies
i'm on diet
>>68205350
Actually no
It was 2-0
The US didn't even even have a shot on goal in the first half
And other than that and the corner that somehow produced a shot on goal the US's free kicks were nowhere even close to being dangerous
>>68205381
I support Colombia, but that game was boring outside of the first goal. We got an early lead and just went of cruise control the rest of the time
>mfw its a 0-0 draw
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Guatemala again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs El Salvador!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Canada...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Dempsey's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Peru. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Dempsey.'
>>68205396
>his dna history isn't 100% anglo
>>68205396
>at some point
that's the key phrase. At some point...
Now? it is still 60% white and that's a FUCKING FACT
>been looking forward to this game all week
>saved my last hot pocket so I could have a tasty meal for the game
>accidentally messed up the zeroes on the microwave and cooked it for 20 seconds instead of 2 minutes
It's ruined bros, it's too cold to eat...
>>68205393
Who wouldn't?
>>68205428
Oh no! Try using a toaster to rescue it
>>68205408
the shot dempsey missed close on was in the first half dude. The saved FK was 2-0. Please apologize for your erroneous "actually no"
And even if the US free kicks weren't dangerous, their game plan wasn't to give away free kicks in those positions. You can't possibly be trying to claim that was part of their game plan?
>>68205428
just pop it back in for another min and 40 secs fampai
>>68205417
it's not, and I like it that way. Reunions have are the best man, ethnic food is amazing
>>68205375
Are they in the lineup?
>>68205387
Looks comfy
>>68205344
4u
>>68205430
Canada actually got a win today, desu
>>68204610
I hate this shithole
>>68205447
What do you think restaurants and vacations are for?
>>68205411
>mfw kids growing up now will never see Landon Donovan play
>>68205381
Every match we play is a shit show
>>68204857
Because it's just a sport
>>68205430
Canada should be in the Copa America
I do not care
I wanted to see Canada in Copa America
>>68205205
Is this the MLS autismo lord again.
>>68204420
r8
>>68205458
kek
>>68204908
Oh well, we have a Woman here
>>68205487
Mexico City/10
every single tournament
1W-1L-1D
every single time
It's going to be a 3-1 win against costa rica, then a 1-1 draw against paraguay
book it
>>68205477
I agree
>>68205487
Lovely time of year it seems
>>68205487
good to see china cutting back on their pollution, i can almost see something
Damn this cowherd guy tells it like it is!
>>68205487
Welcome Chuugoku-san
If repeating digits, Wondolowski scores a blooter to win the match in extra time.
>>68205477
Can I ask you why you hate so much your football national team? I hate mine too, don't get me wrong but I just want to know your reasons.
>>68204857
because they desperately want to be Mexican, yet their parents did everything they could to get the fuck out of Mexico, so that their children could grow up and benefit from American citizenship
>>68204420
Get on my level.
>>68205523
>Windows
>>68205487
everybody smoking velas, pa.....
So Costa Rica is running a 5-3-1-1 set up with Ruiz as mid and uranuo as forward
Thoughts?
>>68205516
>literally a herd of cows
>>68205525
>>68205502
Canada has everything to improve their soccer
>>68205533
Vegas is a fucking shithole. Everything about that city sucks except for the LV Strip, and even that is sketchy as fuck.
>>68205541
0-0 snore fest
>>68205523
Close.
>>68205533
I show up at your table and start counting cards. What do you do?
>>68205487
you know da
>>68205533
that guy on the right looks like hes autismo
>>68205545
That's like saying Saudi Arabia has everything to improve their ice hockey team
>>68205500
should be good enough to earn us a loss against Brazil in the QF
USA USA USA
>>68205487
DUDE WEED LMAO
Okay, 2:45 here, adios amigos, i have to go sleep, desearme fuerza pls i need it
>>68205533
A sports team on your city when?
>tfw they can't do this every game
>>68205540
te voy a mandar a los paramilitares a que te maten drogadicto hijo de puta
>>68205556
i have never understood these pictures
>>68205353
I don't know, I feel a 2-2 draw coming on
>>68205523
if single digits, wondo misses the game-winning tap-in in the 93rd minute
again.
>>68205555
All in on green
Can't believe I'm saying this but... go USA
>>68205578
Go my Putin friend, have some good rest
there is nothing more cringeworthy than being part of the American Outlaws ultras group
>>68205487
not like i've seen it in a long time but i'm pretty sure the sky should be blue
>>68205599
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