first official thread of the day for the game
We still have about 10 hours lad
>>68195074
>>68195116
>We still have about 10 hours lad
>>68195074
>early thread
...
Leave saving American soccer to me.
Bryan Ruíz 4-0 USA
How did he perform in the last game? Feels like he hasn't had a break for ages, he'll probably die soon if he doesn't stop
>>68195125
Welp, >we are fucked
USA MUST win
I BELIEVE
>>68196012
literally wholisic
I
FIGHT
AND
LOSE
The US will be fine against Costa Rica. They're a good team but they don't have any other bite to them other than counter attacking and the ability to park the bus and clog the mid field. Paraguay was more dangerous in their game against them.
We love you
We love you
We love you
And Where you go we‟ll follow
We‟ll follow
We‟ll follow
Because We support the US
The US
THE US
And That‟s the Way We like it
We like it
We like it
Whooooooooaaaaoooooooooo
WE ARE ALL /COSTARICA/ TODAY
FUCK THE AMERITURDS
how many bongs?
>>68195074
FUCK AMERILARDISTAN
EVERYBODY AGAINST THE IMPERIALIST SCUM
>>68196592
no we are not.
everyone hates you.
go yell puto into a mirror.
>mfw this thread
>>68195125
kek
FUCK OFF USA YOU FACIST CUNTS I HOPE YOU LOSE LETS GO COSTA RICA
>>68196592
They play against the US m8, they won't need an extra effort or support to win. Relax a bit a build the wall.
>>68196654
Just be glad somebody cares about your irrelevant country at least once.
>>68195074
GO COSTA RIGA!!
DESTROY AMERICAN SCUM
>>68196681
Didn't COSTA RICA take your spot in the wc round of 16
>>68196654
Ayy lmao, I had no idea you were playing in this tournament until today.
You're the literal who of this tournament.
>>68196766
just joining in m8 blame the guy that posted first
>>68196776
so you started watching football today huh?
>>68196776
lel solid banter
>>68196776
Costa Rica is unironically better than Mexico
>>68196866
CHI
>>68196881
Nah
>>68195125
>>68195074
If we lose to USA I'm necking myself.
>>68196920
>implying
Chicano pls.
>>68196866
>copy mexico's 5-3-2
>parks the bus the whole tournament
>first time reaching quarters
>play real team, get slaughtered
Jeez what a great accomplishment.
Reminder that >we L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y don't care about this competition or this sport.
Costa Ricans are the good Mexicans right? Like, we like them?
Just need to know how racist to be during the game.
>>68196923
Don't you literally always lose to us when you play here?
>>68196968
>>68196968
then stop posting here lad. Get out cause youre gonna get humilliated anyways.
>>68197066
go full racist m8
>>68197116
Okay, if you say so..but I'm pretty sure we like them.
>>68197085
Not always, and the cold fuck up our dudes.
>>68197066
When someone in a Brooklyn accent says dem Ricans, he is referring to Puerto Ricans.
>>68197137
Dude I just looked it up and you guys literally have not won here since 1989 which is longer than most people on /sp/ have been alive.
>>68196536
God, that chant is so cringy that I have to mute the TV so that my face doesn't fall off.
>>68197169
Jesus, really?
I was sure there was like, that one time years ago.
>>68197223
Really. And guess what, I live like 2 hours from Chicago and it's already chilly.
>>68197253
welp
>>68196592
Build wall
>>68197177
literally do this for your national anthem for the same reason
>>68197277
Mohammed doesn't like freedom.
Figures.
>>68197268
You could always tie, so there's hope.
Also why the fuck are soccer tournaments held in the US allowed to have ties? This shit needs to stop.
“Everybody is a little bit too much our critic,” defender John Brooks told reporters on Sunday morning here in Chicago, where the Americans are preparing for Tuesday’s Group A match against Costa Rica. “I think the game that we saw [against Colombia] and that we played was O.K. We got caught on two set pieces. It’s little bit bad but we’re still in the [tournament]. Costa Rica and Paraguay tied, so everything is open for us.”
>>68197066
>W-w-we like them, r-right sp?
Wow you're insecure
“I mean, we were totally even. We didn’t give them anything,” the manager said. “It’s really important for our players to see that they’re absolutely beatable, that they come out of this game and say, ‘O.K., you know what? Give the three points to them. But it’s absolutely no problem going forward to say we play Costa Rica to get three points and we play Paraguay to get three points and then we’re in the quarterfinals.’ The message overall is positive to the players even though if we’re obviously disappointed we didn’t get any points.”
>>68197346
>not making sure your racial abuse is directed at those who deserve it
I don't keep track of which types of Mexicans are shitty and which ones love freedom
>>68197377
>watching a sport just to be rasict
Once again, your insecurities are showing.
I'm just a burger who knows nothing about this sport but I want to root for my country. Can anyone who knows divegrass tell me if we have a chance?
Who /irishamerican/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXN-vxj66X4
>>68197440
>not being racist at a soccer game
Have you no respect for the traditions of the game?
>>68197456
We do. Costa Rica plays like shit here and they're evenly matched teams already. The US is actually probably a little bit better.
>>68196050
obsession
>>68197461
>muh heritage
literally chicano tier
>>68197456
You do have a chance but its not clear, you have to actually play good.
>>68197518
They're seriously almost as bad. Fucking potatos.
>>68197518
>American Celtic """fans"""
absolutely disgusting
>>68196654
why would you guys hate us? we like you...
>>68197612
My shitty MLB kike owner has a stake in Celtic, would I get a pass?
Don't even watch soccer tbf
>>68197456
Remove Bradley
I have an extra ticket
Anybody wanna go?
>>68197674
Invite a qt grill what are you a faggot?
>the USA has a chance at winning copa america
>>68197629
Probably the same reason we hate you, you're awful "people."
>>68197662
You shut your whore mouth. Bradley only played like shit because Jurgen asked him to do literally everything. He's the best player in the midfield when Klinsmann doesn't go full retard.
>>68197739
no one said that
>>68197739
>argentina has a chance of winning the copa america
>>68197739
Who are you quoting, my black skinned friend?
>>68197707
this and this >>68197739
>>68196670
>>68197739
>I don't rate Klinsmann
>>68197741
>Bradley only played like shit because Jurgen asked him to do literally everything. He's the best player in the midfield
I wish I had that webm with him turning 360° looking for the ball. Bradley is so bad that he makes the rest of the US roster look like they know what they are doing.
pulisic in 2 years
>>68197815
Name one player in the US midfield that is less shit.
>>68197853
All of them
>cucksta rica
>>68197853
me 2bh
>>68197861
>being this mad that your country got btfo last night
>>68197861
Confirmed for not watching US soccer, they are literally all worse.
>>68196635
>This flag
>"Imperialist scum"
Read a book, Javier.
>>68196951
>losing on pens
>getting slaugtered
>>68197873
>this post
>this flag
I know you get a lot of free time while Tyrone is with your wife Urf but is this really the best you can do with it?
pls coster rico beat usa so we can go back to not pretending to care about fusballs
>>68197883
Everyone is sucking Nagbe dick for some reason. Maybe he is better
Is Costa Rica that island south of Miami Florida?
fuck this team desu
KRAUT OUT WHEN?
>>68197880
kek
>>68197883
True that. Is it my bad they are all literally whos?
>7 hours left until the game
>>68197741
>Probably the same reason we hate you, you're awful "people."
Because of retards like you, chicano.
>>68197874
Fuck of Jermaine. Go back to Africa.
![Homestead+Miami+Speedway+Day+1+7dzQ5K5XJUHl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PGYWKsF.jpg "Homestead+Miami+Speedway+Day+1+7dzQ5K5XJUHl[1].jpg")
>>68196033
He played OK but not great.
Wasn't that the game where it was 100 degrees and they had to have official water breaks?
>>68197935
>7 hours of based north/south american racial banter
thank you based god
![MORENO-TEARS[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/zgtjoWR.gif "MORENO-TEARS[1].gif")
>>68196592
Hey Mexibro.
I'm rooting for Mexico in this tournament until (if) they face the USA.
CONCACAF bros have to stick together, plus I want the people who think CONMEBOL is so much better than CONCACAF to shut up.
So yeah, it's unfortunate that probably only one of CR or USA will advance from the group. If I'm honest I hope by some really rare set of events that USA wins the group and CR comes second. Then CR loses to Brazil and USA beats whoever else int he first knockout round.
I know it sounds crazy but a man can dream.
>>68198002
>Then CR loses to Brazil
If we somehow get past groups I'm not so sure about that one dude.
>>68197901
Unfortunately the games don't stop if we're out of the tournament so we might as well win it and send all these beaners back.
>>68197906
Maybe but being that he barely ever plays that's sort of hard to tell.
who /doingdrugs/ here?
its cold in Chicago today boys
![88vNlhxc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rvbL4YA.jpg "88vNlhxc[1].jpg")
>>68196776
>>68196654
>>68196592
Let's get something straight.
Within CONCACAF, we're enemies.
But this month, we unite against a common enemy: CONMEBOL. Whenever a CONCACAF team plays against a non-CONCACAF team, we're all fans of the CONCACAF team.
>>68197883
>Nagbe
>Jones (who was neutered by JK making him help Johnson, meaning our offense came from Bradley and Bedoya's side, which is a recipe for disaster).
Bedoya is shit, didn't help at all.
Move Fabian up into his preferred RW/LW position to combine with Nagbe (on for Bedoya), and slot Castillo at LB.
We'll have to break a bunker, so we need to come out guns blazing.
>>68198061
Same shit happened in world cup
Help fo a cracker who hasn't seen us since worlscup2014
The fuck can I stream this drivel
![united-states-735x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xJ6FF2f.jpg "united-states-735x400[1].jpg")
>>68198008
What is the history of CR vs Brazil matchups?
And aside from that, what else makes you say this?
>>68198061
Yeah nah, fuck Mexico. I hope INS deports their team.
https://twitter.com/FreddyAdu/status/718125695755493376
>>68198106
lolololololol
>>68198099
Brazil has been playing like shit, while they often do that in group stages they might tilt real hard.
It's just not the same team and if we manage to get past groups we're probably strong enough
>>68198061
Unless it's Mexico, because they're our most hated rivals. I have never rooted for Mexico, and I don't plan on doing so now.
>>68198061
no not against mexico, I hope they always lose. They should still be thanking us for getting them into the world cup in 2014
>>68198133
They dgaf since the Olympics is happening soon.
>>68198061
Fuck that shit and the Ameriturds, all of you always shitpost against us so fuck you.
>>68198173
>olympics happening soon
Yeah can't wait for the zika outbreak, fucking retarded decision desu.
Will that incompetent kraut fuck start Pulisic?
>>68197897
Mexico made a better game against the netherealm.
>leave the Costa Ricaniggers to me
>>68198189
Third world gonna third world.
Now the Brazillians players will have kids even more retarded than they would have normally.
>>68198199
>wholisic
no m8 cos hes a fucking meme. hes freddu adu 2. who starts under 18s in their national team other than meme nations like norway
How many bongs til this starts and how do I watch on directv?
138
>>68198206
>le "stay at the front, kick FK's right at the wall, and fall on ass man"
>>68198203
>comparing teams on how they play agaisnt a third team and not each other.
Just stop it. and let's see
>>68198177
You have to go back.
>>68198251
Go back where, retard?
I already live in Mexico.
>>68198177
>>68198162
>>68198137
Self fulfilling prophecy.
Each of us is our own person. I personally am rooting for Mexico and I hope they win.
>>68198206
No snow to help us this time.
>>68198219
Freddy Adu never lit the Bundesliga/Bundesliga II on fire
>>68196592
>it's a mexican can't see that they're the villains episode
>>68198261
South, east, west, wherever so long as it's not north. Just keep walking until you die of heat exhaustion.
>>68198285
MLS>2.bundesliga
>>68198286
>0 points
>>68198288
That doesn't make any sense, chicano.
Bradley Drinking Game
Drink every time Bradley loses posession
Drink every time Bradley overshoots a hoof ball and it becomes a goal kick
Drink ever time a Bradley corner Kick is caught by the goal keeper or is easily kicked out of the box by a defender
Drink every time Bradley tries to score and completely misses the opposing teams goal
Drink every time a USMNT player needlessly forces the ball to Bradley resulting in loss of possession soon thereafter
>>68198350
>le edgy chicano shitposting
You're not impressing anybody, retard.
>>68198223
>>68198223
>>68198223
PLEASE RESPOND
>>68198350
>armemeian genocide
thats a meme genocide and it didnt actually happen
>>68198367
>the mexican's only insult towards americans is to call them mexican
Surely you realize how pathetic that is, right?
>>68198417
Because you're pretending to be an American when we all know you're a chicano.
>>68198340
I don't wait to die fåm
>>68198340
You fool, this game will kill people!
Hey Costa Rica pls let the US win this one just so we aren't the laughing stock of the world. Thanks.
>>68198391
It's on in 6 and a half hours on Fox sports 1
>tfw mexico is the only concacaf team to score a goal
>tfw we're probably not gonna score at all
>tfw i might pretend to be chicano now
>tfw chicano
what do
HOW MANY BONGS TIL THE GAME STARTS
WHAT CHANNEL IS IT ON ???
cuck
senpai
desu
what the other one that filters into baka?
baka i think
>>68198514
>It's on in 6 and a half hours on Fox sports 1
>>68198501
>Pretending to be subhuman filth
Just say you were born in Mexico and moves when you were ten. Mexicans are more likable than chicanos.
>>68196592
Why is it that everbody hates Mexico?
>>68198590
Thanks m8
>>68198606
>>68198606
Because of self hating chicanos shitposting with the American flag.
>>68198501
>tfw mexico is the only concacaf team to score a goal
And panama?
>>68198676
Bolivia was playing without based Chumasteiger
>>68198340
You'd die of alcohol poisoning in the first 20 minutes tbqh
>>68196776
>You're the literal who of this tournament
Says Mexico. Top Kek
>>68196612
six
>>68198800
>0 points
TOP KEK
>>68196936
Whats with mexicans and Chicanos? Always getting huge hardons for them?
>>68198814
I already know the US is going to win this but I'm unironically hyped about this match. The amount of banter in the match thread is going to be ebin
>>68198823
Reminder that we play against you after this silly first round
>>68196951
>first time reaching the quarters
At least they made it to the quarterfinals like us, you retarded spicano
>>68198849
this.
north/south american banter is goat its so vicious. theres no holding back. always enjoyable
>>68198906
US banter is so fucking weak though
>>68198918
Yeah but half of the US flags will be chicanos getting mad at mexicunts, which all of South America hate for football purposes.
>>68196730
you got it argentina bro
>>68198571
I think it's s m h baka desu senpai
>>68197277
Our anthem isn't as bad as that chant calm your tits.
>>68198870
If you lose against us it would be much of worse (for your team) than if you lose against a fellow SA team
why would you want that?
>American soccer analysis
>>68199142
Its our C team so we don't care really
>>68199173
don't be like that, that is so American of you to say
I saw lots of disappointed Chileans in yesterday's threads plus we ALL care about this cup and you know that
>>68198874
>>68198874
So did mexico you Imbecile, what's the real reason you're angry? Is It because you know Costa Rica's going to push your shit today?
>>68195074
Go USA Go
Hoy Le Ganamos A Costa Rica
Tfw not gonna be able to watch this tonight
Probably better off desu, we'll probably lose
>>68199252
I mean our team behaves like shit. Pizzi our coach looks like he has no clue about what he is doing with his players. Di María scored the same goal twice yesterday, Vidal keeps acting like a nigger, Sanchez is still unable to be generous and pass the ball, etc. They are all acting full retard wanting to score and forget to defend, we don't have Valdivia or anyone for that matter to organize our mid field. They behave like they don't know each other.
They are still awesome players, I doubt any other team (from what I've seen so far in this cup) could have managed to play against argentina and only lose by one goal, but we don't have a good enough team to win this. We still are better than 99% of the teams in this tournament tho.
>>68199426
>We still are better than 99% of the teams in this tournament tho.
>>68199443
Name one ONE
>>68199426
I know, it's sad to see that
I was hoping for semis with non-traditional teams such as Mexico, Costa Rica, Chile and Colombia
>>68199464
argies, huezil, ur a gay, mehico, colombia
>>68199502
From what I have seen so far, only argentina on that list.
>Brazil
When will this meme die?
>>68198299
Not true man.
>>68199514
It would be really dead if >(You) had knocked Brazil out of its world cup, to be honest.
>>68198501
Panama beat Bolivia 2-1. We're probably going to score. CR is not very good. They're built to defend and counter, but they are significantly less talented than Colombia.
>>68199610
Then we wouldn't have had 7-1
>>68199703
I know, and I love 7-1. Peruvians have a habit of blaming Chileans for everything; I was just letting my instincts take control :^)
>>68199894
some colombian said peru was the worst place in the americas and a literal shithole and an argie agreed. is it true?
I am very lonely
>>68198340
tat will kill anyone in the first 10 minutes
another shit game, can't wait to watch it!
usa better wins or the host will be toast
>>68200020
It's not. That was banter. That would be some parts of Central America.
>>68200020
It's not a literal shithole, nor a figurative one. As far as I know, Venezuela is way worse than us and it has been so at least for the past few years. Peru is nonetheless a place with lots of problems, shit, retards, etc. Part of it stems from the huge gap there's between people with money (most of whom live in Lima) and the rest of the country.
>>68200020
Peru's nowhere near as bad as Venezuela is right now.
>>68200208
have you seen a single venezula anon post here?
yeah, it is that bad
at least yesterday we the only guy in bolivia with internet post shit during the game vs panama
>>68200208
Venezuela or El Salvador?
>>68198676
literally who?
>>68200091
>>68200020
You realize that you are talking to a bilingual peruvian aristocrat who's family probably owns a private satellite, hence the internet connection, and most likely runs the whole pigeon and guinea pig industry over there right? You should address him as Don Anon.
>>68200220
brolivia is my nigga. hes always in the liverpool match threads. i imagine hes some kind of king or drug lord to have the internet there
>>68200288
kek
>>68200288
11/10
>>68200288
>>68200291
>mfw try to point out that many people have internet
>mfw bolivia has 39% and peru 52% internet connectivity
>mfw I have no face
>>68200418
i imagine that means 50 percent 'can' get internet but its so expensive that like only 5 percent actually buy it. cos internet is just phone lines really
>>68200486
>We believe that a definition must be as general and as simple as possible. Therefore, for analyzing and comparing Internet users on a global scale, IWS adopts as its benchmark a broad definition and defines an Internet User as anyone currently in capacity to use the Internet. In our opinion, there are only two (2) requirements for a person to be considered an Internet User:
(1) The person must have available access to an Internet connection point, and
(2) The person must have the basic knowledge required to use web technology.
So yes, you're right
http://www.internetworldstats.com/stats.htm
>>68200418
Whenever you talk about Peru, you should make a distinction between urban Lima (which we call Lima Metropolitana) and the rest of the country. Here most people have internet, but I'd bet that the percentage plummets when talking about other states.
4 hours left before game time.
in the meantime fuck you mejico!
the we believe chant is one of the worst things a fanbase has ever come up with for thier team...
why do you do this to yourself murica?
>>68200855
This pretty much.
No matter who wins or loses we all agree that Mexico is full of smelly homosexual manlets.
>>68200855
NO U
I wanna visit Costa Rica sometime soon, wat are some good tourist spots anon?
>>68200891
>why do you do this to yourself murica?
Cause we don't really care about soccer desu.
I'll only be watching this tournament for banter.
Why do Central Americans hate Mexico?
>>68200975
everyone hates them
>>68200975
I think they invaded them at some point at got BTFO due to Mexicans being failures at everything.
Who cares though? Mexicans are revoltinf shits no matter who you are.
Why can't I like both Mexican women and Costa Rican women lads?
Only Dominican/Puerto Rican/Jamaican are literally shit tier, I fuckin love light skinned Spanish girls
>>68200964
Jurassic Park
>>68201006
>american education
>>68201010
>mexican
>light skinned
You have to go back
Will Hamburger's brave Bobby Wood play?
>>68201006
lol wut
if anything, central america should hate USA due to all those contras guerrilas and shit during the 70s and 80s
>>68201010
I just know I love light skinned Colombian women tbf
>>68201045
Costa Rica loves us, the fuck are you talking about?
>>68201082
>pic
>>68201036
Well the Mexicans I've seen arent black black.
I like that extra crispiness in them.
2bh, peru, Colombia, and para/Uruguay are best girls
>>68201112
Oh bullshit. Our treaty with them is the reason they know they can get away without having an army even when being surrounded by you savages.
>>68201112
>t. Nicolás Maduro
>>68201144
>costa rica
>surrounded by mexico
>>68201152
Not really. I don't even hate the US, but those things happened.
>>68201006
they have the worst fanbase of all concacaf.
throw shit at the field in a level no other teams even comes close to.
they hound the hotels the players sleep at the day before the game.
bribe the fuck out of the refs with shit like gifts lavish hotels etc.
look at the last gold cup... they won on pure refball and after the game the fans interviewd acted like they were watching some amazing triumph of human spirit and not a rigged shit fest.
when USA plays in Costa rica and the anthem starts i stand in silence.
when Mejico plays here and that Indian rain dance comes on i make sure to tell them to eat a pile of shit.
lets get one thing straight.
other teams do sneaky shit like this too but those fuckers are class A scamming honorless fuckers!
EAT SHIT IF YOU DONT LIKE THE TRUTH PABLOS!
>>68201176
honestly, only Guatemala and Honduras got really fucked by the US due to the bloodbath that ensued
>An Intel microprocessor facility in Costa Rica is responsible for 20% of Costa Rican exports and 5% of the country's GDP.
lel
>>68201208
And Chile, even when 4chan loves Pinochet.
What excuse will Americans use after they lose tonight?
>>68201248
They don't like the sport
>>68201238
yeah but that's south america
>>68201112
>>68201082
>>68201176
we are talking sports here retards.
if you want to discuss politics nicaragua is our most hated enemy.
they LITERALLY! and i mean that in the very sense of the word! invaded our country using google maps as a reference.
and even then sports wise nicaragua is like a little brother while mejico is that piece of shit no one likes.
>>68201176
Any place shitty that speaks Spanish and is full of manlets is Mexico.
>>68201325
Love you too bb <3
>>68201331
True
>>68201325
That looks like a broken neck
>>68201209
shits expensive yo.
and at the end of the day your games run smooth cus we put effort into your chips.
>>68201261
We don't though.
>>68201325
>invaded our country using google maps as a reference.
hahaha
>>68201331
>Any place shitty that speaks Spanish and is full of manlets is Mexico.
GIB BACK
>>68200972
The same as everyone else. There's only two countries that actually care about this. Mexico and Argentina.
>>68201396
>Florida
TAKE IT BACK
Anyhow, good luck Tico lads.
>>68198094
r/soccer streams
>>68201380
not making this up.
and its kind of sad they oppress the shit out of thier people.
just last month they made a purchase for 80 tanks while their economy is utter shit.
and they do it all the time.
i wonder if they think tanks can feed their people?
I
>>68201396
America is not shitty, therefore not Mexico.
>>68201448
no
