first official thread of the day for the game
We still have about 10 hours lad
>>68195116
>We still have about 10 hours lad
>>68195074
>early thread
...
Leave saving American soccer to me.
Bryan Ruíz 4-0 USA
How did he perform in the last game? Feels like he hasn't had a break for ages, he'll probably die soon if he doesn't stop
Welp, >we are fucked
USA MUST win
I BELIEVE
>>68196012
literally wholisic
I
FIGHT
AND
LOSE
The US will be fine against Costa Rica. They're a good team but they don't have any other bite to them other than counter attacking and the ability to park the bus and clog the mid field. Paraguay was more dangerous in their game against them.
We love you
We love you
We love you
And Where you go we‟ll follow
We‟ll follow
We‟ll follow
Because We support the US
The US
THE US
And That‟s the Way We like it
We like it
We like it
Whooooooooaaaaoooooooooo
WE ARE ALL /COSTARICA/ TODAY
FUCK THE AMERITURDS
how many bongs?
>>68195074
FUCK AMERILARDISTAN
EVERYBODY AGAINST THE IMPERIALIST SCUM
>>68196592
no we are not.
everyone hates you.
go yell puto into a mirror.
>mfw this thread
>>68195125
kek
FUCK OFF USA YOU FACIST CUNTS I HOPE YOU LOSE LETS GO COSTA RICA
>>68196592
They play against the US m8, they won't need an extra effort or support to win. Relax a bit a build the wall.
>>68196654
Just be glad somebody cares about your irrelevant country at least once.
>>68195074
GO COSTA RIGA!!
DESTROY AMERICAN SCUM
>>68196681
Didn't COSTA RICA take your spot in the wc round of 16
>>68196654
Ayy lmao, I had no idea you were playing in this tournament until today.
You're the literal who of this tournament.
>>68196766
just joining in m8 blame the guy that posted first
>>68196776
so you started watching football today huh?
>>68196776
lel solid banter
>>68196776
Costa Rica is unironically better than Mexico
>>68196866
CHI
>>68196881
Nah
>>68195125
>>68195074
If we lose to USA I'm necking myself.
>>68196920
>implying
Chicano pls.
>>68196866
>copy mexico's 5-3-2
>parks the bus the whole tournament
>first time reaching quarters
>play real team, get slaughtered
Jeez what a great accomplishment.
Reminder that >we L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y don't care about this competition or this sport.
Costa Ricans are the good Mexicans right? Like, we like them?
Just need to know how racist to be during the game.
>>68196923
Don't you literally always lose to us when you play here?
>>68196968
>>68196968
then stop posting here lad. Get out cause youre gonna get humilliated anyways.
>>68197066
go full racist m8
>>68197116
Okay, if you say so..but I'm pretty sure we like them.
>>68197085
Not always, and the cold fuck up our dudes.
>>68197066
When someone in a Brooklyn accent says dem Ricans, he is referring to Puerto Ricans.
>>68197137
Dude I just looked it up and you guys literally have not won here since 1989 which is longer than most people on /sp/ have been alive.
>>68196536
God, that chant is so cringy that I have to mute the TV so that my face doesn't fall off.
>>68197169
Jesus, really?
I was sure there was like, that one time years ago.
>>68197223
Really. And guess what, I live like 2 hours from Chicago and it's already chilly.
>>68196592
Build wall
>>68197177
literally do this for your national anthem for the same reason
>>68197277
Mohammed doesn't like freedom.
Figures.
>>68197268
You could always tie, so there's hope.
Also why the fuck are soccer tournaments held in the US allowed to have ties? This shit needs to stop.
“Everybody is a little bit too much our critic,” defender John Brooks told reporters on Sunday morning here in Chicago, where the Americans are preparing for Tuesday’s Group A match against Costa Rica. “I think the game that we saw [against Colombia] and that we played was O.K. We got caught on two set pieces. It’s little bit bad but we’re still in the [tournament]. Costa Rica and Paraguay tied, so everything is open for us.”
>>68197066
>W-w-we like them, r-right sp?
Wow you're insecure
“I mean, we were totally even. We didn’t give them anything,” the manager said. “It’s really important for our players to see that they’re absolutely beatable, that they come out of this game and say, ‘O.K., you know what? Give the three points to them. But it’s absolutely no problem going forward to say we play Costa Rica to get three points and we play Paraguay to get three points and then we’re in the quarterfinals.’ The message overall is positive to the players even though if we’re obviously disappointed we didn’t get any points.”
>>68197346
>not making sure your racial abuse is directed at those who deserve it
I don't keep track of which types of Mexicans are shitty and which ones love freedom
>>68197377
>watching a sport just to be rasict
Once again, your insecurities are showing.
I'm just a burger who knows nothing about this sport but I want to root for my country. Can anyone who knows divegrass tell me if we have a chance?
Who /irishamerican/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXN-vxj66X4
>>68197440
>not being racist at a soccer game
Have you no respect for the traditions of the game?
>>68197456
We do. Costa Rica plays like shit here and they're evenly matched teams already. The US is actually probably a little bit better.
>>68196050
obsession
>>68197461
>muh heritage
literally chicano tier
>>68197456
You do have a chance but its not clear, you have to actually play good.
>>68197518
They're seriously almost as bad. Fucking potatos.
>>68197518
>American Celtic """fans"""
absolutely disgusting
>>68196654
why would you guys hate us? we like you...
>>68197612
My shitty MLB kike owner has a stake in Celtic, would I get a pass?
Don't even watch soccer tbf
>>68197456
Remove Bradley
I have an extra ticket
Anybody wanna go?
>>68197674
Invite a qt grill what are you a faggot?
>the USA has a chance at winning copa america
>>68197629
Probably the same reason we hate you, you're awful "people."
>>68197662
You shut your whore mouth. Bradley only played like shit because Jurgen asked him to do literally everything. He's the best player in the midfield when Klinsmann doesn't go full retard.
>>68197739
no one said that
>>68197739
>argentina has a chance of winning the copa america
>>68197739
Who are you quoting, my black skinned friend?
>>68197707
this and this >>68197739
>>68197739
>I don't rate Klinsmann
>>68197741
>Bradley only played like shit because Jurgen asked him to do literally everything. He's the best player in the midfield
I wish I had that webm with him turning 360° looking for the ball. Bradley is so bad that he makes the rest of the US roster look like they know what they are doing.
pulisic in 2 years
>>68197815
Name one player in the US midfield that is less shit.
>>68197853
All of them
>cucksta rica
>>68197853
me 2bh
>>68197861
>being this mad that your country got btfo last night
>>68197861
Confirmed for not watching US soccer, they are literally all worse.
>>68196635
>This flag
>"Imperialist scum"
Read a book, Javier.
>>68196951
>losing on pens
>getting slaugtered
>>68197873
>this post
>this flag
I know you get a lot of free time while Tyrone is with your wife Urf but is this really the best you can do with it?
pls coster rico beat usa so we can go back to not pretending to care about fusballs
>>68197883
Everyone is sucking Nagbe dick for some reason. Maybe he is better
Is Costa Rica that island south of Miami Florida?
fuck this team desu
KRAUT OUT WHEN?
>>68197880
kek
>>68197883
True that. Is it my bad they are all literally whos?
>7 hours left until the game
>>68197741
>Probably the same reason we hate you, you're awful "people."
Because of retards like you, chicano.
>>68197874
Fuck of Jermaine. Go back to Africa.
>>68196033
He played OK but not great.
Wasn't that the game where it was 100 degrees and they had to have official water breaks?
>>68197935
>7 hours of based north/south american racial banter
thank you based god
>>68196592
Hey Mexibro.
I'm rooting for Mexico in this tournament until (if) they face the USA.
CONCACAF bros have to stick together, plus I want the people who think CONMEBOL is so much better than CONCACAF to shut up.
So yeah, it's unfortunate that probably only one of CR or USA will advance from the group. If I'm honest I hope by some really rare set of events that USA wins the group and CR comes second. Then CR loses to Brazil and USA beats whoever else int he first knockout round.
I know it sounds crazy but a man can dream.
>>68198002
>Then CR loses to Brazil
If we somehow get past groups I'm not so sure about that one dude.
>>68197901
Unfortunately the games don't stop if we're out of the tournament so we might as well win it and send all these beaners back.
>>68197906
Maybe but being that he barely ever plays that's sort of hard to tell.
who /doingdrugs/ here?
its cold in Chicago today boys
>>68196776
>>68196654
>>68196592
Let's get something straight.
Within CONCACAF, we're enemies.
But this month, we unite against a common enemy: CONMEBOL. Whenever a CONCACAF team plays against a non-CONCACAF team, we're all fans of the CONCACAF team.
>>68197883
>Nagbe
>Jones (who was neutered by JK making him help Johnson, meaning our offense came from Bradley and Bedoya's side, which is a recipe for disaster).
Bedoya is shit, didn't help at all.
Move Fabian up into his preferred RW/LW position to combine with Nagbe (on for Bedoya), and slot Castillo at LB.
We'll have to break a bunker, so we need to come out guns blazing.
>>68198061
Same shit happened in world cup
Help fo a cracker who hasn't seen us since worlscup2014
The fuck can I stream this drivel
>>68198008
What is the history of CR vs Brazil matchups?
And aside from that, what else makes you say this?
>>68198061
Yeah nah, fuck Mexico. I hope INS deports their team.
https://twitter.com/FreddyAdu/status/718125695755493376
>>68198106
lolololololol
>>68198099
Brazil has been playing like shit, while they often do that in group stages they might tilt real hard.
It's just not the same team and if we manage to get past groups we're probably strong enough
>>68198061
Unless it's Mexico, because they're our most hated rivals. I have never rooted for Mexico, and I don't plan on doing so now.
>>68198061
no not against mexico, I hope they always lose. They should still be thanking us for getting them into the world cup in 2014
>>68198133
They dgaf since the Olympics is happening soon.
>>68198061
Fuck that shit and the Ameriturds, all of you always shitpost against us so fuck you.
>>68198173
>olympics happening soon
Yeah can't wait for the zika outbreak, fucking retarded decision desu.
Will that incompetent kraut fuck start Pulisic?
>>68197897
Mexico made a better game against the netherealm.
>leave the Costa Ricaniggers to me
>>68198189
Third world gonna third world.
Now the Brazillians players will have kids even more retarded than they would have normally.
>>68198199
>wholisic
no m8 cos hes a fucking meme. hes freddu adu 2. who starts under 18s in their national team other than meme nations like norway
How many bongs til this starts and how do I watch on directv?
138
>>68198206
>le "stay at the front, kick FK's right at the wall, and fall on ass man"
>>68198203
>comparing teams on how they play agaisnt a third team and not each other.
Just stop it. and let's see
>>68198177
You have to go back.
>>68198251
Go back where, retard?
I already live in Mexico.
>>68198177
>>68198162
>>68198137
Self fulfilling prophecy.
Each of us is our own person. I personally am rooting for Mexico and I hope they win.
>>68198206
No snow to help us this time.
>>68198219
Freddy Adu never lit the Bundesliga/Bundesliga II on fire
>>68196592
>it's a mexican can't see that they're the villains episode
>>68198261
South, east, west, wherever so long as it's not north. Just keep walking until you die of heat exhaustion.
>>68198285
MLS>2.bundesliga
>>68198286
>0 points
>>68198288
That doesn't make any sense, chicano.
Bradley Drinking Game
Drink every time Bradley loses posession
Drink every time Bradley overshoots a hoof ball and it becomes a goal kick
Drink ever time a Bradley corner Kick is caught by the goal keeper or is easily kicked out of the box by a defender
Drink every time Bradley tries to score and completely misses the opposing teams goal
Drink every time a USMNT player needlessly forces the ball to Bradley resulting in loss of possession soon thereafter
>>68198350
>le edgy chicano shitposting
You're not impressing anybody, retard.
>>68198223
>>68198223
>>68198223
PLEASE RESPOND
>>68198350
>armemeian genocide
thats a meme genocide and it didnt actually happen
>>68198367
>the mexican's only insult towards americans is to call them mexican
Surely you realize how pathetic that is, right?
>>68198417
Because you're pretending to be an American when we all know you're a chicano.
>>68198340
I don't wait to die fåm
>>68198340
You fool, this game will kill people!
Hey Costa Rica pls let the US win this one just so we aren't the laughing stock of the world. Thanks.
>>68198391
It's on in 6 and a half hours on Fox sports 1
>tfw mexico is the only concacaf team to score a goal
>tfw we're probably not gonna score at all
>tfw i might pretend to be chicano now
>tfw chicano
what do
HOW MANY BONGS TIL THE GAME STARTS
WHAT CHANNEL IS IT ON ???
cuck
senpai
desu
what the other one that filters into baka?
baka i think
>>68198514
>It's on in 6 and a half hours on Fox sports 1
>>68198501
>Pretending to be subhuman filth
Just say you were born in Mexico and moves when you were ten. Mexicans are more likable than chicanos.
>>68196592
Why is it that everbody hates Mexico?
>>68198590
Thanks m8
>>68198606
Because of self hating chicanos shitposting with the American flag.
>>68198501
>tfw mexico is the only concacaf team to score a goal
And panama?
>>68198676
Bolivia was playing without based Chumasteiger
>>68198340
You'd die of alcohol poisoning in the first 20 minutes tbqh
>>68196776
>You're the literal who of this tournament
Says Mexico. Top Kek
>>68196612
six
>>68198800
>0 points
TOP KEK
>>68196936
Whats with mexicans and Chicanos? Always getting huge hardons for them?
>>68198814
I already know the US is going to win this but I'm unironically hyped about this match. The amount of banter in the match thread is going to be ebin
>>68198823
Reminder that we play against you after this silly first round
>>68196951
>first time reaching the quarters
At least they made it to the quarterfinals like us, you retarded spicano
>>68198849
this.
north/south american banter is goat its so vicious. theres no holding back. always enjoyable
>>68198906
US banter is so fucking weak though
>>68198918
Yeah but half of the US flags will be chicanos getting mad at mexicunts, which all of South America hate for football purposes.
>>68196730
you got it argentina bro
>>68198571
I think it's s m h baka desu senpai
>>68197277
Our anthem isn't as bad as that chant calm your tits.
>>68198870
If you lose against us it would be much of worse (for your team) than if you lose against a fellow SA team
why would you want that?
>American soccer analysis
>>68199142
Its our C team so we don't care really
>>68199173
don't be like that, that is so American of you to say
I saw lots of disappointed Chileans in yesterday's threads plus we ALL care about this cup and you know that
>>68198874
>>68198874
So did mexico you Imbecile, what's the real reason you're angry? Is It because you know Costa Rica's going to push your shit today?
>>68195074
Go USA Go
Hoy Le Ganamos A Costa Rica
Tfw not gonna be able to watch this tonight
Probably better off desu, we'll probably lose
>>68199252
I mean our team behaves like shit. Pizzi our coach looks like he has no clue about what he is doing with his players. Di María scored the same goal twice yesterday, Vidal keeps acting like a nigger, Sanchez is still unable to be generous and pass the ball, etc. They are all acting full retard wanting to score and forget to defend, we don't have Valdivia or anyone for that matter to organize our mid field. They behave like they don't know each other.
They are still awesome players, I doubt any other team (from what I've seen so far in this cup) could have managed to play against argentina and only lose by one goal, but we don't have a good enough team to win this. We still are better than 99% of the teams in this tournament tho.
>>68199426
>We still are better than 99% of the teams in this tournament tho.
>>68199443
Name one ONE
>>68199426
I know, it's sad to see that
I was hoping for semis with non-traditional teams such as Mexico, Costa Rica, Chile and Colombia
>>68199464
argies, huezil, ur a gay, mehico, colombia
>>68199502
From what I have seen so far, only argentina on that list.
>Brazil
When will this meme die?
>>68198299
Not true man.
>>68199514
It would be really dead if >(You) had knocked Brazil out of its world cup, to be honest.
>>68198501
Panama beat Bolivia 2-1. We're probably going to score. CR is not very good. They're built to defend and counter, but they are significantly less talented than Colombia.
>>68199610
Then we wouldn't have had 7-1
>>68199703
I know, and I love 7-1. Peruvians have a habit of blaming Chileans for everything; I was just letting my instincts take control :^)
>>68199894
some colombian said peru was the worst place in the americas and a literal shithole and an argie agreed. is it true?
I am very lonely
>>68198340
tat will kill anyone in the first 10 minutes
another shit game, can't wait to watch it!
usa better wins or the host will be toast
>>68200020
It's not. That was banter. That would be some parts of Central America.
>>68200020
It's not a literal shithole, nor a figurative one. As far as I know, Venezuela is way worse than us and it has been so at least for the past few years. Peru is nonetheless a place with lots of problems, shit, retards, etc. Part of it stems from the huge gap there's between people with money (most of whom live in Lima) and the rest of the country.
>>68200020
Peru's nowhere near as bad as Venezuela is right now.
>>68200208
have you seen a single venezula anon post here?
yeah, it is that bad
at least yesterday we the only guy in bolivia with internet post shit during the game vs panama
>>68200208
Venezuela or El Salvador?
>>68198676
literally who?
>>68200020
You realize that you are talking to a bilingual peruvian aristocrat who's family probably owns a private satellite, hence the internet connection, and most likely runs the whole pigeon and guinea pig industry over there right? You should address him as Don Anon.
>>68200220
brolivia is my nigga. hes always in the liverpool match threads. i imagine hes some kind of king or drug lord to have the internet there
>>68200288
kek
>>68200288
>>68200291
>mfw try to point out that many people have internet
>mfw bolivia has 39% and peru 52% internet connectivity
>mfw I have no face
>>68200418
i imagine that means 50 percent 'can' get internet but its so expensive that like only 5 percent actually buy it. cos internet is just phone lines really
>>68200486
>We believe that a definition must be as general and as simple as possible. Therefore, for analyzing and comparing Internet users on a global scale, IWS adopts as its benchmark a broad definition and defines an Internet User as anyone currently in capacity to use the Internet. In our opinion, there are only two (2) requirements for a person to be considered an Internet User:
(1) The person must have available access to an Internet connection point, and
(2) The person must have the basic knowledge required to use web technology.
So yes, you're right
http://www.internetworldstats.com/stats.htm
>>68200418
Whenever you talk about Peru, you should make a distinction between urban Lima (which we call Lima Metropolitana) and the rest of the country. Here most people have internet, but I'd bet that the percentage plummets when talking about other states.
4 hours left before game time.
in the meantime fuck you mejico!
the we believe chant is one of the worst things a fanbase has ever come up with for thier team...
why do you do this to yourself murica?
>>68200855
This pretty much.
No matter who wins or loses we all agree that Mexico is full of smelly homosexual manlets.
>>68200855
NO U
I wanna visit Costa Rica sometime soon, wat are some good tourist spots anon?
>>68200891
>why do you do this to yourself murica?
Cause we don't really care about soccer desu.
I'll only be watching this tournament for banter.
Why do Central Americans hate Mexico?
>>68200975
everyone hates them
>>68200975
I think they invaded them at some point at got BTFO due to Mexicans being failures at everything.
Who cares though? Mexicans are revoltinf shits no matter who you are.
Why can't I like both Mexican women and Costa Rican women lads?
Only Dominican/Puerto Rican/Jamaican are literally shit tier, I fuckin love light skinned Spanish girls
>>68200964
Jurassic Park
>>68201006
>american education
>>68201010
>mexican
>light skinned
You have to go back
Will Hamburger's brave Bobby Wood play?
>>68201006
lol wut
if anything, central america should hate USA due to all those contras guerrilas and shit during the 70s and 80s
>>68201010
I just know I love light skinned Colombian women tbf
>>68201045
Costa Rica loves us, the fuck are you talking about?
>>68201036
Well the Mexicans I've seen arent black black.
I like that extra crispiness in them.
2bh, peru, Colombia, and para/Uruguay are best girls
>>68201112
Oh bullshit. Our treaty with them is the reason they know they can get away without having an army even when being surrounded by you savages.
>>68201112
>t. Nicolás Maduro
>>68201144
>costa rica
>surrounded by mexico
>>68201152
Not really. I don't even hate the US, but those things happened.
>>68201006
they have the worst fanbase of all concacaf.
throw shit at the field in a level no other teams even comes close to.
they hound the hotels the players sleep at the day before the game.
bribe the fuck out of the refs with shit like gifts lavish hotels etc.
look at the last gold cup... they won on pure refball and after the game the fans interviewd acted like they were watching some amazing triumph of human spirit and not a rigged shit fest.
when USA plays in Costa rica and the anthem starts i stand in silence.
when Mejico plays here and that Indian rain dance comes on i make sure to tell them to eat a pile of shit.
lets get one thing straight.
other teams do sneaky shit like this too but those fuckers are class A scamming honorless fuckers!
EAT SHIT IF YOU DONT LIKE THE TRUTH PABLOS!
>>68201176
honestly, only Guatemala and Honduras got really fucked by the US due to the bloodbath that ensued
>An Intel microprocessor facility in Costa Rica is responsible for 20% of Costa Rican exports and 5% of the country's GDP.
lel
>>68201208
And Chile, even when 4chan loves Pinochet.
What excuse will Americans use after they lose tonight?
>>68201248
They don't like the sport
>>68201238
yeah but that's south america
>>68201112
>>68201082
>>68201176
we are talking sports here retards.
if you want to discuss politics nicaragua is our most hated enemy.
they LITERALLY! and i mean that in the very sense of the word! invaded our country using google maps as a reference.
and even then sports wise nicaragua is like a little brother while mejico is that piece of shit no one likes.
>>68201176
Any place shitty that speaks Spanish and is full of manlets is Mexico.
>>68201325
Love you too bb <3
>>68201331
True
>>68201325
That looks like a broken neck
>>68201209
shits expensive yo.
and at the end of the day your games run smooth cus we put effort into your chips.
>>68201261
We don't though.
>>68201325
>invaded our country using google maps as a reference.
hahaha
>>68201331
>Any place shitty that speaks Spanish and is full of manlets is Mexico.
GIB BACK
>>68200972
The same as everyone else. There's only two countries that actually care about this. Mexico and Argentina.
>>68201396
>Florida
TAKE IT BACK
Anyhow, good luck Tico lads.
>>68198094
r/soccer streams
>>68201380
not making this up.
and its kind of sad they oppress the shit out of thier people.
just last month they made a purchase for 80 tanks while their economy is utter shit.
and they do it all the time.
i wonder if they think tanks can feed their people?
I
>>68201396
America is not shitty, therefore not Mexico.
>>68201405
Bullshit, divegrass is like the only thing you poor countries have.
>>68201441
You need MSF and Big Boss to rejoin Costa Rica and defend the country
>>68201441
>they think tanks can feed their people?
Greece and Venezuela seem to think that
Who Cost/a/ Ric/a/ here?!
>>68201455
>he really believes this
>>68198061
good luck to the concashits tbf
shut those bullies up <3
>>68197253
Nigga it's not chilly it's pretty warm with a nice breeze
>>68201494
best girl
>>68201490
hence their current economy..
>>68201494
Me, desu. You are the only othe team I would like to see winning.
I can dream.
>>68201529
we are now brothers you and i
>>68201475
gib money plox
>>68201396
you give us Sonora and we'll give you Florida
May the best Concabro win
honw much bongs until the match?
>>68197674
Sure bruh live 2 hours south though
>>68198622
Gay masterrace reporting
>>68201597
3 and a half bongs
>>68198622
>my OC is now this
Feels good, desu, but this is the original and only truth.
I'm going to costa rica for two months next week
will they still be in the tounament then?
is ruiz playing?
>>68196776
>You're the literal who of this tournament
No. Costa Rica have The one of the best goalkeepers in the world that just won the CL, Keylor Navas, Bryan Ruiz, who was probably the best player in the portuguese league this season. MILES better than any of the mexicans on my benfica (Jimenez) whos not even a starter and in porto (herrera) who is nothing more than an average CM, (Jesus Corona) whos a bench player in the worst porto team in the last 30 years and (Layun) who is average in the attack and shitty at defence.
Please stop sending your shit player to our league.
Good luck, tico bros.
Will the US be the first team eliminated? Truly embarrassing.
>>68201709
ruiz used to play for my favorite team, FC Twente (JUST)
he played in the eredivisie at the same time as suarez and he was at least as good as him
too bad fullham fucked up his career but I'm glad to hear he's doing well again
Defo staying up for this. It's on around 1am BST. Probably supporting Costa Rica simply for all the hand-wringing, racism and self-flagellation that invariably follows America losing at sport to a country that half their population's never heard of.
Sadly, the US is probably gonna be alright and win 1-0, maybe 2. Pretty sure they'll make it out the group with the cokeheads.
>>68201526
It's like 63 and windy. The coldest it ever gets in Costa Rica is like 85.
look at this
>>68201781
We won that cup :^)
canal 11 y sus mierdas de personajes...
dios acabe con estas mongoladas.
post some rare bartos
>>68201781
some mexicans are fucking nigger tier
most of them are alright though
>>68201797
>We
What position do you play again, Jose?
so who is playing their C team today?
>>68201846
Dude that's Chicharito
>>68201846
Center back cup throwing spic
hi
please no bully, I'm mexican but I did nothing wrong :(
>>68201758
he did better than count dracula that year.
also watching twente win their first cup and ruiz scoring in the final made me tear up.
>>68201758
Sporting won't sell any of they're best players this window and are bringing in some good players.
I wouldn't be surprised if Benfica and Sporting made it very far in the CL.
Bryan is just pure class to watch, he might not be very fast but he knowns exactly what to do on the pitch and has great dribbling skills
>>68201869
CR, probably
this is literally our """A"""" team
>>68201797
you were a ref?
>>68201904
>admitting its your A team
m8 that means it could be a legit loss and you were worse in a fair fight, never admit its your A team. whenever you lose it can at best be your B team
Livestream where?
Have you forgiven him, Americans?
Why is that murrilards only shit posts against us , but never talk bad towards other central & South Américan countries?
>>68201781
>Chicanos
truly worse than niggers
>>68201883
yeah it was an awesome moment
I've been supporting this club since I was six
seeing them win their first league was amazing
too bad the club has gone to shit now
we've just been relegated due to the the board being a bunch of corrupt assholes
>>68201945
DELET THIS
>>68201952
youre the only hispanic team we play other than T&T. All we can really say is fuck rat king for biting people in 2014 and fuck Brazil for that friendly, but we sucked ass
>>68201869
if usa wins then usa C team versus costa rica A+ team
if costa rica wins then its costa rica A team vs USA's Z team
got all bases covered
>>68201967
>mfw your title winning manager and dutch players just got my club relegated
we are both JUST
>>68201904
no L/a/ndon Donov/a/n desu.
stopped being a team in general after klinnsman
>>68201994
now you get it
>>68201945
No.
>>68201996
>poocastle
>>68201952
Everybody shitpost against us, lad. Just sit back and enjoy.
>>68201935
Klansmen has fucked us up so much I don't even know what our best team looks like anymore.
>>68201952
because mexilards have extra vitriol against usa so its funnier
>>68201945
delet :(
>>68202039
cmon, this is probably our best xi
>>68202055
>>68201929
Yes, Walter López here, on vacation in Mexico.
>>68201996
yeah I don't get McLaren
he had that one succesful season with us and he's been awful ever since.
He actually came back to twente a few years ago but he sucked and he ended up getting fired after half a season
>>68197966
yea it's that typical bullshit that the USA always pulls off when we visit. Not trying to blame it up on you guys but whenever the managers of your country's team can fuck with our team they do it. They didn't even have the rooms ready for the players on the hotel, fucking pls.
>>68202037
>Everybody shitpost against us, lad. Just sit back and enjoy.
>>68202037
>lad
YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHICANO AND LIKE IT PABLO!
>>68202113
u gotta bribe them
off some of your famous chili and sea bass
>>68200891
> Costa Rican
> white
Kek
>>68201952
Jealousy bruh.
>>68202159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym8Qz7CW1LE
>>68202206
CHI
>>68201996
At least Benitez stayed
>>68201952
Because the rest of CONCACAF is either:
>caribbean underdogs that we feel sorry for
>politically irrelevant central american countries that we know nothing about
or
>Canada
>>68202206
neck yourself, chicano shit
>>68202206
that's funny because you ain't 'us' either
>>68198449
anything can happen lad, anything but a fucking blizzard to help you.
>>68202226
North and South America should just merge their qualifying.
I've enjoyed all the North-South banter
>>68202226
>or
>>Canada
top kek
>>68202179
i googled costa rican people and this is the first pic
well ok the first pic i can post, the actual first pic was like a 12 year old slutting it up and i dont want a ban
why isnt miazga playing, did you amerishits trick us into signing a bust?
>>68202211
>goalkeeper runs forward
he isn't supposed to do that, right?
>>68202317
KEK COS HES SHIT SENPAI I TOLD YOU
>born in colombia
>raised in america
>lived a few years in brasil AND mexico
i am the moreno cosmopolitan
>>68202301
those are our native tribes.
there are very few and they barley number enough to call themselves a large part of the country.
they are nice people though.
>>68202363
CHI
>>68202298
Canada shouldn't even be allowed a soccer team. They're basically a semi autonomous region of the US so they bring shame on us indirectly with their asia team tier shittiness.
>>68202385
CHA
>>68202301
this was first pic for me
I only met one Costa Ricano family and they were light skin, except the dad, who was Mexican of course desu
>>68202396
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68202400
pic
>>68202211
god bless america...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL1vVHQLJ1c
>>68202422
Honestly all the different countries of Mexicans look the same. The only difference is some will stab you and a very small minority won't.
>>68202395
>year 2050
>canada finally has the infrastructure for a world cup
>too busy eating poutine to build stadiums so everyone has to play on ice rinks
>Binland still beats them
>>68202453
which ones wont stab? can someone do a power rankings of which central/south american countries are least likely to stab me?
>>68202437
>memenoli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJlDKazmACQ
>>68202500
I think Costa Ricans and Uruguayans (sp?) might be the only non stabby varieties.
>>68202466
>so everyone has to play on ice rinks
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
dale costa rica!
>tfw it won't start until 2 am
how am I gonna stay awake lads?
should I take a nap now and wake up to watch the game?
>>68202466
Putting it on ice is a sure fire way to make sure Finland loses though. They're like the Messi of hockey.
>>68202500
honduras will stab the fuck out of you!
we will recommend tourist spots.
>>68202591
You won't wake up.
>>68202591
Do a shitload of blow. This is a America/spic America game so it fits thematically.
>>68202592
at least you tried, faggot
>>68202609
that's what I'm worried about
I'm already getting tired though
I'm just gonna keep drinking until it starts that'll keep me awake
Greetings from Prague! American here being a tourist at Santini hostel
>>68201554
some 3rd world banter going on here
>>68202504
>Guardado
>Marquez
They are like our only good players. Ever.
>>68202635
What did Finland finally win a gold in a major internationak competition?
>>68202437
llore profundamente cuando empezó a decir todo eso porque era verdad
y lo veo cada vez y me da risa pero tambien se me salen unas cuantas lagrimas
>>68202635
>binland
>actually winning int'l competitions
BERGELE :DDD
>>68202657
>m-muh garra charrua should have won!
fucking faggots
conmebol VOTED to host this tournament IN USA for fucking truckloads of money and now they are complaining?
>>68202671
told you...
>>68202728
>nicaragua that low
seriously?
I had very high hopes for the klinsmann era. unfortunately ive found his tenure utterly joyless and don't look forward to games at all.
Wouldn't be surprised if we finish the group with 1 point. And though I'm not in favor of reactionary decisions and prefer a steady hand, I think failure to reach the semi-finals in a home tourney is a final straw and a fireable offense. But I also have no faith that his replacement would be anything but a tired retread, so fuck. I just want a fun team that plays with passion and skill and shows promise. That shouldn't be too much to ask for in 2016.
>spain beaten by georgia
wut
is costa rica still playing god-tier football like they were in 2014?
>>68202606
What is Vardy doing there?
>>68202865
spain are belgium tier meme m8
>>68202865
>getting beaten by a single US state
why is spain so shit?
>>68202898
KEK
>>68202945
not that georgia
but Stalin's Georgia
>>68202945
abuelo vicente think's it's still 2010
>>68201190
Based tico tells it like it is
Who Tico V/a/cilón here?
>>68203201
why are armpits so disgusting smelly and disease ridden bacteria lads?
>>68203140
Creo que nos vamos a ver literalmente todos los días acá. Salud.
>>68203201
that's a pretty lewd bellybutton
>>68203234
i am assuming you mean in europe?
post your town city flag
this is mine
it has le boat on it
>>68203262
Hey!
>>68203284
Bonita bandera.
>>68203284
Nice seagull
>>68203313
>>68203284
THESEEEEEEEEEEEEE """"""""cONDOMS OF LAT""" WILL ALWAYS KILL AND DESTROY YOU THE CIRCLEJERK
>>68202301
I've been to Costa Rica a couple of times and most people I saw I would consider white
>>68203284
>>68203339
ours is boring
>>68203284
I like the state flag better desu
>>68203284
>>68203494
fuck off to /pol/ faggot
can't wait to drink your tears as soon as you get rekt by ticos
>>68203494
i wont ever visit or even go near your disgusting country, don't worry
si... hello ma friend. i am paco and i come from mexico. Me like burritos so much, i pay con el EBT de your taxos money. me like EBT. today mi mexico wins la copa. sudacas and gringos will cry cause we is numero 1. me likey white woman, they easy and love my spicy chile! today no work, just siesta mi amigo! your EBT feed me wells homes. I sell a little mota here and there, I charge el whitey twice as much. Me love tequila!!!
VIVA MEXICO
>>68203514
In return I will never visit you my friend. Gentlemens agreement
>>68203509
>>68203514
cuando te enojas, perdes
>>68203499
>hey you
>yes you
>hey hey listen to me
>I'm watching you ok?
>>68200288
>You should address him as Don Anon.
holy shit
>>68203284
PORTEÑO MASTER RACE
>>68202879
our new coach is known for playing horrible football.
>>68203532
todo tranqui loco, solo hay que poner al yanqui que piensa que su pais brilla como oro en su lugar
>>68203561
ya la cambiaron, no es mas esa
>>68198367
>>68198316
>>68198261
>>68198177
>>68197943
>>68197629
>>68196936
>>68196881
>>68196776
>>68196707
>>68196592
>>68196163
YOU WILL ALL BE ABLE TO COME THROUGH, BUT YOU HAVE TO COME THROUGH LEGALLY.
>all those sweet, delicious, free (You)'s
>>68203575
Sigue siendo la misma boludo
>>68203594
>this guy
>>68203594
>ALL
ROBERTO PLEASE
>>68200123
Is Machu Picchu worth a long plane ride
Will I be kidnapped or robbed hiking there
What is the best time of year to visit
t. white man of leisure
>>68203494
>>68203564
>>68203594
>supporting a man actively talks about gutting the bill of rights
get me out of this garbage country. where can I go that speaks english but isn't being taken over by Mussolini-lites?
also someone post streams
TEN
>>68203670
was it 2 years ago when the zone flooded due to the rain and they had to rescue visitors in helicopters or some shit like that?
>>68203670
You are only allowed to visit white nations you retard. Go to Australia or Eastern Europe.
>>68203670
This: >>68203707
Stupid gringos are not allowed.
Just gringas.
did you guys ever had sex?
How was this?
>>68203725
t. el peruANO
who /COSTARICA/ today?
Only CONCACAF NT who CONMEBOL respects. They fuckin earned it.
>>68203725
Are all Peruvians as unwelcoming as you, or is 4chan a self-selecting collection of every nation's bigots
>>68203670
It's worth.
You will most likely not get robbed, but everybody will try to charge you a lot for any little shit.
Do NOT go there in July and early August. Circa our holidays (28-29 July), shit gets expensive and crowded as fuck everywhere. I think the same happens around Christmas.
>>68203775
Hi newfriend. You must be new here.
>>68203775
both
>>68203786
why the fuck would anyone want to vacation in Peru?
>>68203761
urugato kulo roto, culo fasil de mi mexico. eres mi putita faborita urugaya sucia, pronto me cojo a tu mama la puta argentina
>>68203752
It was pretty good, his dick was way too big so it hurt a bit
>>68203707
Absolutely nothing about Australia interests me, and eastern yurop is way down on the list. Would rather visit all of Americas national parks first t b h
>>68203817
Ruins n sheeit
>>68203829
>fasil
>faborita
thank god you dont need to read to jump walls, eh?
>>68203786
Thanks Peru
>>68203836
you're a traitor to the white race. you'd rather spend your money in enemies of the white race rather than your own people. At least go to Europe and spend your money on only white owned restaurants and business. You make me sick
KYS
>>68203817
same reason americans travel to tropical shitholes, nice beaches and cheap as fuck
>>68203869
wew lad
be glad rednecks like you are about to go extinct in just another decade
>>68203869
Eastern europe isn't white, though. Neither is southern europe.
>>68203869
PERU IS WHITE
>>68203869
>at least go to Europe and spend your money on only white owned restaurants and business.
um, anon, i have some bad news for you....
Hi, I come from krautchan and this is my first post here.
I'd say good game but you are cheating fuckers so fuck you and get BTFO
You see, unlike in south america where teams have rivalries due to years of beating each other competitively here in the northern half we only have memories of when one country fucked another due to refball or some incident like the snow day or hotel hijacking
>>68203904
You are also ridiculously petty from what I've seen.
Specially mexicans.
>>68203829
lel i love google translating this shit
>urugato broken Kulo, mexico fasil my ass. You're my dirty little whore faborita Uruguayan grills, soon I lame your mom's a bitch Argentina
google is truly bringing the world together
>>68203866
kieres ke me ponga kaliente para ke la proxima ves ke te coja lo aga con mas fuersa y kalentura eh urugato kulo roto.kieres ke te totee las bolas en ese kulo fasil ke tienes... la prosoma te meto cuatro chiles pa que quedes satisfecha y dejes de chillas tanto mal cojida urugata
>>68203904
Snow game was one of the few memorable things to happen in concacaf ever. You did well in Brazil and everything worked out fine. Shame the US didn't eliminate Mexico when they had the chance: would have been the ultimate troll qualifiers
>>68203898
which are?
>>68203894
this
>>68203725
ill bring a fat british girl for you if i can stay at your house. but she will be like obese
>>68203904
KEK why the fuck would a costa rican be on kraut chan its all in german. just stay here
>>68203955
Esta tratando de comunicarse.
>>68203974
I don't want your girl.
But, you're welcome here. If you touch my wife I'll kill you.
>>68203955
>kulo roto
That's not even a mexican insult, it's peruvian, shut the fuck up.
>>68203969
>Chicanos wearing the American flag
Nah they hate the US and tell everyone they're Mexican because >muh Aztlan
>>68203998
t. el cuckuANO
>tfw you realize Aniceto Molina passed away
I was just listening to el campanero like 2 days ago, wtf... hold me colombia bros :'(.
>>68203998
>wife
m8 how old are you that youre married already?
post pic of wife. i promise she wont be whited
>>68204013
CHI
>>68204044
>Mexican flag
>CHI
CHI
>>68204038
I'm 25.
And I won't.
>>68203869
I love being mixed race, seeing this shit fuels me.
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>>68204057
POST WIFE SENPAI
>>68204057
does she have zika?
someone post qt ticas
>>68204079
>>68204080
Fuck you. I don't trust you or the other /lat/ fuckers. I wont.
>>68204078
pinshe arjensimio pronto bas a cisuidarte
MEX 4 - MESEROS 1
screencap these ok? INGLISGH PLEASE
Will klinsmeme leave if we get 0 points out of this group?
>>68204057
how many goats did she cost you?
>>68204114
CHI
>>68204092
you did well to get a wife as a manlet m8 im proud of you. what can i do fly to peru and climb a mountain and find her?
Does anyone actually like Chicanos? If Trump tries to deport them won't Mexico just send them back?
>>68204112
>MEX 4 - MESEROS 1
lol no
if we face Argentina we are fucked
unless the ref carries us all the fucking way, which most probably will happen
>>68204131
does the concept of height or manlet exist in peru? i thought the fact that everyone is short nobody takes the piss out of eachother for being short
>>68204137
They are u.s citizens like it or not.
>>68197085
But the problem? No snow.
>>68204153
is that a hockey game?
>>68204150
For now
>>68204168
soccer you dumb ass
>>68204153
what part of finland is this?
>>68204150
It's not like there is a precedent of genocide in all of humanity's history.
You're fugged chicano scumm. Trump is coming for you.
In all seriousness, Trump is pretty much peron 2.0, from personal experience I can tell you murrikans that unless you fight fire with fire hillary will lose like a bitch.
I just feel so proud to see Costa Rica games in an empty stadium in USA, not like the "Mexicans Virus". Our country rocks, that's why we stay here.
>>68204172
you can't revoke their citizenship for being brown.
>>68204153
Holy shit, no wonder they don't win in US.
>>68204092
don't ya'll eat guinea pigs in peru?
>>68203284
MAKE WAY FOR THE GOAT
>>68204188
not chicano but wasn't peron a socialist?
>>68203904
>implying all the other chans arent RIP
>>68204131
>>68204147
Actually I was bullied when I was very young for being too tall. They used to call me: "Serpiente" which is Snake in spanish.
I'm 1.80m now.
>>68204213
Yes, we do.
>>68204230
>letting manlets bully you
omega as fuck pedro
>>68204230
>too tall
this is like when ireland said there was too much ass
>>68204230
Kek, I bet you did a lot of dick jokes about that.
>>68204218
No, peron was a fascist in fact, he was more right than left.
You are thinking this left-right, you have to start thinking authoritarism-republicanism, I can assure you trump will do things in power that would make democrats call him a communist.
For example, get ready for obamacare on steroids and economic protectionism, trump has no ideology, he'll just give the masses what they want.
>>68204202
You can deport their families who are not citizens tho
>>68197169
Well, at least we have won there. How many times has USMNT won in Costa Rica?
>>68204274
the economic meltdown will be a fucking sight to behold
too bad it will fuck over the entire American continent in the process
>>68204230
>Yes, we do.
i had a guinea pig name flounder once.
fucker was annoying as hell. he would scream everytime he heard the fridge open because he knew that's where the lettuce was kept.
also had a siamese cat at the same time and she loved that fat bastard.
>>68203904
The CR players agreed to play on.
>>68204311
I am both hoping and dreading it.
It's just hilarious seeing the burguers being perplexed by basic populist tactics the entire continent learned half a century ago.
>>68204257
Pues si.
>>68204313
Cuyes are alright but Vizcachas are the GOAT mascot.
My Vizcachú died recently
>>68203904
Remember this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqzzsaFfSHE
>>68204274
desu we have obamacare on steroids and it works pretty well
>>68204188
>Trump is pretty much peron 2.0
Is that a good or a bad thing?
bump limit reached!
New thread:
>>68204360
>>68204360
>>68204360
>>68204360
>>68204337
a mere glance to any history book should be enough for them to realize wat will happen with that guy in office
>>68204369
I say this because in 4chan you never know
>>68204378
mehicANO is jelly we get to have Trump
>>68204408
we already had an idiot in office
Fox
at least he made us laugh
>>68204408
We've had several of him in the past, though. Porfirio Díaz comes to mind.
I'll let other Mexicans discuss whether he was good or bad.
[spoiler]he was shit[/spoiler]
>>68204394
Depends, if he stays long enough to destroy inequities caused by the governing elite (and doesn't destroy the country in the process), but not enough to change every state into trumpaware, it could be good.
Populists have this tendency to destroy existing aristocracies while trying to set up their own, they can do some real good in the process of fucking everything up.
>>68197873
The funny thing is I am Costa Rican and I regularly fuck a Swedish chick who has a boyfriend
>>68204462
FUCK YOU
Díaz was a fucking hero and one of the few guys that knew what he was doing
at least until 1909
>>68204494
>he was great until he wasn't!
every populist ever. Off the top of my head, he either had a really stupid idea but went with it against all odds and failed miserably, or he went mad with power and started doing stupid shit?
>>68204494
Which is why I'm not surprised with Trump's popularity. After 100 years we haven't learn shit.
>>>/his/
What is going on here
>>68204524
>implying this hasn't been a thing since julio cesar took control of rome
>>68201082
No we don't
>>68204521
since its birth Mexico was a fucking anarchy country, with president and vicepresident stabbing each other
for fucks sake, we got invaded by USA and France and that Napo III tried to set up a fucking delusional empire
Díaz arrived and was the first guy that established some fucking order and peace in 80 fucking years
people judge him harshly because he wasn't "democratic" but who the fuck in latin america was in the XIX century?
he also planted the seeds for the development of the modern industry
the revolution then came and accused him of being the "bad guy" that made everything wrong and built the myth that he was some omnipotent tyrant, which he was not
>>68204597
The good doesn't cancel the bad, democracy gets less viable the more chaotic a country is, but that doesn't excuse the fact that the only way of bringing order to chaos is by tyranny
>>68204682
but that's the point
Díaz wasn't a tyrant
he relied A LOT in local elites to keep control of the country and yeah, some of those fucks are the ones that really abused the fuck out of the ones in lower classes
hell, Díaz never censored the press and a good bunch of newspapers were fairly critical against him, mainly for being too friendly with the frenchies
>>68204597
Do you know that the term "Porfirian """"""peace"""""" is an ironic term?
He would kill ANYONE who didn't agree with him.
>restored the church power and indirectly cause cristero wars
>what is peonaje and casas de raya
>what were the Yaquis
The only good thing that came from him was that, after the revolution war (which decreased Mexico's population by 1 million in 10 years of birth, from 12m o 11) we finally got a national identity. Which was only possible because everyone in Mexico hated him so bad, that they decided to stop killing each other and unite against him. For good reason. He was literally that bad.
>I'm only posting this on /sp/ because we have already reach the bump limit
>>>/his/
>>68204729
>Díaz wasn't a tyrant
hell, Díaz never censored the press
>NEVER CENSORED THE PRESS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>/his/
>>68203566
you sound Sapprisista as fuck anon. If anything el Macho is the one DT that coaches like Pinto did in the world cup, defensive waiting for the counter/offside game.
>>68204729
>hell, Díaz never censored the press
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regeneraci%C3%B3n_(peri%C3%B3dico)
>Regeneración fue un periódico fundado en la Ciudad de México por los hermanos Flores Magón el 7 de agosto de 1900, desde el cual atacan la dictadura del general Porfirio Díaz, lo que provocó la persecución y el encarcelamiento de sus editores en múltiples ocasiones tanto en México como en los Estados Unidos.
Stop posting
>>68204762
you are the one that needs to do some research of him instead of believing the SEP trash history books
>who developed railways
>who started to exploit oil
>who left power because he saw the incoming bloodshed that was coming only for that Madero faggot to trust Huerta and fuck everything up
>>68204803
>>68204762
We have a similar figure, in the 1830's, during the internal civil wars, rosas, fuck, they even called him el restaurador de las leyes.
On one side, no one denies he brought peace and avoided more internal wars, on the other, he did this by relying in elites, murdering people that disagreed with him and censoring dissent.
You can't bring peace to a country tearing itself appart without being orders of magnitud meaner than everyone else.
>>68204803
>believing wikipedia
you do know that those newspapers El Hijo del Ahuizote, El Nieto del Ahuizote and El Biznieta del Ahuizote closed down becase they didn't had the finances to support them right?
>>68204827
>>who developed railways
>>who started to exploit oil
Foreigners.
Alright, he was not a Tyrant, that's why there was a revolution against him. It's all SEP fault, yes.
>>68204873
>believing wikipedia
No, you are right, I now believe you instead.
Anyhow, this argument is over.
>>68204851
that's my stand on him
can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs
problem is history got so manipulated by the revolutionary movement that they made diabolical caricature of him to a comical degree.
if anything, they should let his remains come back to Mexico and be buried in Oaxaca, where he was born
>>68204851
He murder everyone, tousands of people and starved another millions to death. Yet, the far right likes to suck his cock. And edgy teens who think that know better than actual historians.
>>68204905
>there was a revolution against him
but there wasn't
the battle of Ciudad Juárez, immediately after which he resigned was that, one battle with 100 deaths or so
the "revolution" was a fucking free for all between caudillos killing each other to stay in power
it was over when no one besides Obregón was left
>>68204153
jesus christ, I remember that day, fuck FIFA I can't believe they can be so corrupt.
>>68204787
Fuck Saprissa, they are part of Mexico
who /lifelong/???
which part of USA?
Montevideo, Minnesota here
>>68201616
Sorry I didn't see your post
Vamos Estados Unidos
A ganarle a la basura de Costa Rica
go united states
Costa Rica is shit