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FA:Report: Dolphins 'not pursuing' Arian Foster
SF:Report: Gabbert is 'heavy favorite' over Kap
ARZ:David Johnson to get 'lions share' of RB work
FA:FA CB Boykin has career-threatening hip issue
NE:Patriots not letting healthy Gronk practice
DEN:Sanchez takes command of 1st-team QB reps
SEA:Prosise expected to be Seahawks' 3rd-down RB
DAL:DAL coaches 'not happy' with Rolando McClain
CAR:Jonathan Stewart still dealing with foot pain
SF:Kelly: Carlos Hyde 'can be a three-down back'
DEN:NFL 'actively' looking into Talib shooting
NO:Veteran SS Roman Harper returns to Saints
Bengals r da bomb
Ravens
top 10 roster in football
>>68214508
If flatfoot gets in and died US government can be sued for a whole lot
So they are more than inclined to stop u from getting in
>Fitz is still holding out
Lets not do anything stupid here man.
>>68214593
What does flat feet have to do with dying? Government just doesn't want to have some guy who has flat feet blaming it on the military and getting disability
Reminder Ronald Darby rightfully deserved to win Defensive Rookie of the Year
>>68214593
>they can be sued for a whole lot
no they cant. you sign shit when you join so anything thats withheld from the screening the military isnt liable.
>>68214680
That too, but there is something in the law about enlistment that prevents disabled or ineligible disabilities from enlisting or draft except for extreme circumstances
Can lead to a huge law suit
Have you paid your respects to the GOAT today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU99MYTsEcA
>>68214692
Ok.
> yfw goodell really did die and this is the nfl's clumsy attempt at a coverup to maintain its clout in the brady trial
>>68214733
This. Tiki is actually right about something
>>68214680
Having someone with flatfeet is not something you want in a soldier/sailor/airman
>>68214565
*Drake Voice* top 5 top 5 top 5
PFF says so and they are more credible than a bunch of autists from 4chan
Tfw Im not allowed to join because of a disability, a drug charge, and a history of depression
>>68214959
What a pathetic loser
>>68214868
>Having someone with flatfeet is not something you want in a soldier/sailor/airman
Who cares as long as he can do his job?
>>68214899
>there is no ranking between average and great
now thats what i call epic
>>68214984
I know, right?
>>68214984
Im sayin
Now Im to old to join
>Grandpa was in the Pacific theatre
>One uncle went to Korea
>Another went to Vietnam
>Dad was an MP in Sand Diego
>Im a NEET who makes pup memes
>>68215062
>Im a NEET who makes pup memes
Well we're thankful for that man
>>68215015
That's the issue, it interferes with the job
>>68214565
10-6 IMHO, would be satisfied with 8 wins tho.
>>68215162
>Airforce
>Needing to use their feet
Post obtainable but slightly unrealistic predictions for your team this season
Ready? Go
>Corey Coleman will be a standout WR, one of the best rookies of 2016 and a contender for OROTY
>Emmanuel Ogbah will be a pro bowler
>RGIII will win comeback player of the year
>this will be the year the foundation for years to come is laid out in cleveland, and the Browns will be on the come up to make it to the owl in several years
>>68215383
>RGIII will win comeback player of the year
Could see this happening tbqh, but still think Suggs is gonna win
>>68214959
>get arrested for paraphernalia when i was 17
>still get accepted to an MOS with a TS clearance
the disability and the history of depression will get you though
>>68215383
Crabtree and Cooper get 1000 each
Murray averages 7.0 ypc
Playoffs
David Amerson gets 7 picks
Or Carr throws 35 TD passes
>over half the posts are tripfags
>>68215432
>Murray averages 7.0 ypc
>>68215426
>the disability and the history of depression will get you though
Only if there is paperwork
>>68215432
the last one is the only reasonable one
>Quarterbak
Cowboys > Redskins > Giants > Eagles
>Runningback
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Wide Receiver
Cowboys = Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Offensive Line
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Defensive Line
Cowboys > Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Linebacker
Cowboys > Giants > Eagles > Redskins
>Cornerback
Redskins > Giants > Cowboys > Eagles
>Safety
Eagles > Cowboys > Giants > Redskins
>>68215446
Why are you counting and caring?
rate my new sandals for summer
>>68215480
They tried to set me up with waivers for my disability (Im deaf in one ear) and for the possession charge but once theyd found out I was on antidepressants and had een institutionalized for a short time, they just sort of withdrew the offer
>>68215567
>wearing open-toed footwear
>ever
>>68215590
Are you sure you just didn't mishear their offer?
>>68215567
>Flip Flops
Summer is here alright
>>68215383
>this will be the year the foundation for years to come is laid out in cleveland, and the Browns will be on the come up to make it to the owl in several years
>this is considered only slightly realistic
but in all seriousness
>return of turboswag
>OL isn't us12s tier for once
>defense gets its shit together a little
>>68215567
are you a woman?
>>68215625
Kek
>>68215590
How did they find out about the other shit?
I'm literally watching Bear Grylls beat up fish with a log, guy is fucking savage why are the rest of the British people such massive pussies?
>>68215383
Mark Sanchez throws for 4,000 yards and 25 TDs
Shane Ray and Shaq Barrett get 15 sacks between them
Jeff Heuerman grabs 50 receptions and nets 6 TDs
No Broncos runningback has more than 215 carries
Bradley Roby gets 5 interceptions and makes his first Pro Bowl
Derek Wolfe makes his first All-Pro team
>>68215654
I guess one of the conditions of my deafness was they were going to pull medical history in lieu of undertaking a physical. Id never heard of it before that and havent heard of it happening to someone else since
>>68215567
Sandals are for literal faggots
>>68215622
nothing wrong with that. I got some of these xero shoes they are badass lightweight and you can run in them unlike flipflops. they are my go to camping shoe when i go hiking
>>68215678
>Id never heard of it before that and havent heard of it happening to someone else since
>>68215678
nobody cares about your life fagot
>>68215678
>Id never heard of it
bet that happens a lot huh
Who are your top 10 runningbacks this year?
>>68215697
this, when will all these tripfags fucking learn
>>68215697
meant for
>>68215656
>its an AOL chatroom for tripfags
>>68215684
lel pajeet feet
>>68215708
holy shit, kys nobody cares
241 Days Until the Seahawk Win Super Bowl LI.
>>68215446
>>68215723
why are you still here then? leave
>>68215697
>>68215706
Youre still not wrong
>>68215700
>>68215689
Oh you boys are incorrigible
>>68215723
>it's the off-season
gonna impersonate one of the tripfags ITT and ruin his online life, dubs decides which one I pick
>>68215723
This is our board, you're just posting on it
>>68215735
Sneak
>>68215735
sneak
>>68215735
>only doing one
If I had to pick though do me
>>68215735
Moot
>>68215735
snek
>>68215735
Sneak
>>68215735
Your collection of pup memes is inferior to mine. Id like to see you try and impersonate me
>>68215755
Huh...interesting
>>68215755
winner
>>68214565
one could make the case that a lot of these are underrated too
>>68215755
Inb4 he sells /NFL/ to a foreigner
>pls no leafs
http://desktopthread.com/tripcode.php
fuck australians god I hate them so much
>>68215783
4chan is literally owned by a foreigner right now
>>68215799
moot never capitalized moot
That is why EA sucks ass.
>>68215814
Holy shit kill yourself, I've been here since 2006
Proof: do you liek mudkips
>>68215799
Isn't impersonating moot an auto permanent ban?
>>68215484
Crabtree was close to getting 1000 yards
Amerson will be covering WR2's so he could get a few more picks
>>68215842
>impersonating someone who is no longer affiliated with 4chan is bannable
Do people still impersonate Snacks?
>>68215776
make the case my man
>>68215502
Your QB has how many rings? I believe Eli has two.
Giants > Cowboys > Redskins > Eagles
>>68215847
picks are a lot more about luck than anything else, but 7 is a lot
crabtree-cooper thing could happen but they'd have to be running the ball a lot less
>>68215861
Go to disneyland, it's a magical experience that you'll regret missing out on
>>68215861
>Old Bay having a wife
How? He's gay
>>68215870
it's called a "beard" i think
>>68215882
Typical packers fan
>your 2016 NFC champions
>>68215870
Umm, excuse me?!! I'm pansexual you shitlord. Please you proper pronouns.
>>68215903
I thought you were doing moot?
>>68215902
(you)
Hey guys. Why do my packers suck. I really hate myself. All I know is pain.
Okay
>>68215916
What the fuck are you talking about? You're the one supposed to be doing moot. I'm the real Old Bay. Fucking stop bullying online.
we're always talking about the worst tripfag because old bay shows up a lot
who is the best tripfag?
This thread is off to a good start
>>68215939
I suck pretty bad. Aaron Rodgers is overrated. My father used to beat me so I would cut myself and smoke cigarettes.
Okay
>>68215939
Landry
Carrmagaddeon
and anyone that posts OC
>>68215902
Falcons are going from the easiest SoS in 2015 to the hardest this year
So good luck with that
>>68215708
this post...
finally makes sense to me now why you're a cowboys fan.
Cant wait 2bh lads
>>68215939
They are all literally autistic
>>68215960
Landry is good, carrmagaddeon is shit
>>68215975
Your mom's throat game is shit m8
>>68215939
Cowboys Dynasty
Tiki
Zangief
>>68215967
I wish I was a cowboys fan, but I hate myself. Mike McCarthy is a horrible head coach. Sometimes I feel deaths icy grib and I feel relief as I get dragged into the void. Then I wake up from my dream and I am awake then my nightmare begins. Why can't I just die
Okay
>>68215939
Carrmageddon
speaking of which, have you all prayed to based Carr today?
TYBC
all trips are faggots
all that matters is how high you are on the trip pecking order
im elder trip so clearly i get all the best looking prostitutes and first hits on the marijuanas
>>68215916
>>68215964
All of the Falcons' problems last year were tiny things that piled up into a big mess, but are all easily fixable in an offseason. Might not win the NFC Championship, but we'll definitely make a good playoff run with the best WR, best RB, and a top 10 QB.
>>68215939
Only Landry
>>68215969
norman made my favorite play of all of last year
>>68216012
weed is for faggots
>>68215708
>scrolling first page
>see this
now i know why i quit /nfl/
Guys, what's my favorite team, I forgot again? There's just so many different names and it's hard to remember them all.
>>68216040
The Spungos?
>>68216040
this shitposting is by far the worst
>>68216031
That's true. I have to use weed to escape my fate of being a fan for a horrible team I hate. All I know is pain and sadness. My parents won't even keep kitchen knives around because I cut myself. Why are the packers so bad?
Okay
>>68216043
Lolwut
>>68216047
Hey that's irresponsably offense. MY feelings were legitimately hurt by that post. Please make sure that /nfl/ is a place were all can post safetly
>>68216040
The Corvus Coraxes
>>68216062
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P1d_1D1nOPE
Anyone have an account on this? Is it worth hunting down an invite too? Or it one of those sites where only donators can download?
>>68216062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1d_1D1nOPE
>>68216064
Safely? Try having your heart broken year after year by your teams horrific abortion play. Why are the packers so bad? Why does god hate me so much?
>>68216018
Look at the Falcons schedule and give me 10 games you're gonna win.
>>68216093
no thanks
>>68216031
>weed is for faggots
I remember a couple months ago you said a friend from cali (probaly EDP) got you the dankest shit in all of humboldt
>>68216107
>>68216085
The Packers aren't bad. Their kryptonite as of late is the NFC West.
>>68216114
>>68216126
>>68216112
man imagine smoking with EDP, that sounds fucking awful
i am in cali rn though, hoping i can meet up with a friend in sacramento and chill
>>68216114
(You)
>>68216145
>imagine smoking weed with EDP
You guys think he has any friends?
>>68216031
>weed is for faggots
oh u
>>68215957
You had me until smoking. Tobacco is fucking disgusting and anyone who smokes, dips, or chews it is not worthy of my acknowledgement.
>>68215672
>Devontae Booker outrushes Zeke and ends up winning ROTY
im watching Captain America civil war
its pretty good
why is captain america so gay for bucky? the dude is a war criminal stop being so fucking moe
>>68215684
>open-toed footwear
>>68216211
bros b4 hoes
>>68216217
Ill be Cap you be Bucky
>>68216211
>He's never had a bromance
>>68216005
Thank You Based Carr
>>68216228
TYBC
>>68216222
ok but i wanna be cap next time
holy fuxk Marissa Tomei is so fucking hot
>>68216258
Who?
>>68216270
the new Aunt May
>>68216270
there was a seinfeld episode about her
>>68216177
This, this SO hard.
>>68216283
Worst part of the movie imo
>>68215383
the bengals win a playoff game
p-please...
>>68216296
>>68216310
tobey>new kid>mark zuckerberg's latino friend
>>68216258
I concur
She was a little minx in What Women Want
>mfw i am seriously considering attending a week 4 preseason game
would i be able to get away with getting cheap seats and then moving down toward the field, even if the touchdowns would be made by third-stringers that i would never see again
>>68216300
Dont worry bro, this meme is finally going to die next season.
Should've died this season but between Andy being out and
>refs in charge of giving stoolers penalties
I dont like Wandas character tbqh
>>68216338
it's the 2016 niners, you're gonna see those 3rd stringers again
>>68216338
How much?
>>68216348
>Andy Dalton was out
>Bengals still couldn't win a playoff game
Lelmao
>>68216352
:'^)
>>68216354
like as low as >$6 for ultra nosebleeds
>>68216360
Meme it up while you can, meanwhile hes made the playoffs every year and started as a rookie.
Meanwhile Peypey lost way more playoff games than most qbs yet still got 2 rings.
Consistency pays off in the long run, keep sleepin on the Bengals.
>>68216376
rip dade
>>68216379
Yeah dude the bills went to 4 straight superbowls I'm sure that consistency paid off!
You'll never win shit with Marvin lewis as your HC. That collapse last year was a clear lack of discipline. He can't keep the chimps under control
>>68216103
Sweep Bucs, Raiders, sweep Saints, win 1 Panthers game, Chargers, Eagles, Cardinals, Chiefs, Rams, 49ers.
We lose to the Panthers once, the Broncos, the Seahawks, and the Packers.
>>68216379
How can you defend this? This is abysmal.
He has lost as many play off games as Russell Wilson has won.
>>68216403
you're losing one to the saints, both to the panthers, and losing to the cardinals and chiefs
>>68216376
Not bad. Itd give you something to do and it wouldnt be a bad experience. Maybe a couple drinks to get into what should be a lackluster game.
>>68216409
>literally the first 4 years
Post your qb's first 4 years playoff stats
>>68216396
>the chimpout is why they lost
>i didnt actually watch the game
>mfw when """"people"""" dont realise Dalton has turned the Bengals around from a laughingstock franchise, to legitimate competitors, and is only getting better as years progress.
>>68215684
If you run in those things, how do you not get chafing between your big toes and pointer toes? Those things look like all kinds of sliding of the foot would happen in them.
>>68216410
The Raiders are also definitely favored to beat the Falcons at home
>>68215502
>No players below average
>>68216431
Are you fucking retarded? That chimpout at the end is exactly what cost them that game. And that retarded nigger having butterfingers after the Bengals got gifted a turnover
Matter of fact your team is actually just shit kek. Enjoy another first round exit
...
>>68216646
>there are people who unironically support Hillary Clinton
why would anyone vote for a criminal?
>>68216410
Maybe one to the Saints. We exposed a lot of the Panthers' key weaknesses last year in game 2 and we always kill the Cardinals in the Georgia Dome. The Chiefs just flat out aren't that good.
>>68216531
they surprisingly dont. you can adjust them where the cord in between the toes stays right in that natural space between the toes. And unlike flip flops you dont have to grip with your toes to keep the shoe on. It honestly feels like im sort of barefoot. The sole is super thin though but it is tough i cam walk over glass no prob
>>68216663
>what is Trump SoHo
both of the choices are shit, whoever wins is going to be a one term president anyway.
>>68216576
>i didnt watch the game
You just gonna meme past any argument?
Fine ill do the same, protip watch the damn game.
>>68216848
>y-y-you didn't watch the game!!
>t-t-the Bengals didn't implode
Kek. Bengals NEVER EVER winning a playoff game faggot. Deal with it
>>68216669
>we always kill the Cardinals in the Georgia Dome
You beat them two times at home in the last five years. They're still likely going to win that game. Cards on paper are even better than they were last year and are going to be one of the favorite teams to make the superbowl.
Chiefs are a pretty good team, as are the Raiders. Both teams would probably be the 2nd best team in the NFCS.
The Falcons had one of the easiest schedules in the NFL last year and only managed 8-8. They have the absolute hardest SoS this season. So even if they do improve it's likely they stay around the same record. Assuming they don't win the division from the Panthers it means they have to grab one of two wildcards from either the Packers/Vikings, Cards/Seahawks. And out of the Cowboys, Redskins, and Giants you might potentially have 3 more serious playoff contenders, all with easier schedules than the Falcons.
Their best chance of making the playoffs is hoping the Panthers collapse and winning the division themselves. But that's if everything goes right for the Falcons and wrong for the Panthers.
>2016
>still thinking there's some kind of super epic meme magic that stops certain teams from winning in the playoffs
I SHIGGY DIGGY DOO
>>68215502
>claiborne
>anything but shit
why? he's been nothing but shit since we drafted him. please stop.
>free
>anything but bad
would prefer basically anyone else
>>68216669
>>68216691
>>68216977
This trip fag stuff has been going on for so long...
Is it just me or would you rather fucking just leave the internet vs having to see these horrible posters do their shit
>>68215902
I don't know why but whenever I think of the Falcons I think of those shits taken soon after a shower. A damp shit very unpleasant and, because of the steam, very claustrophobic
>>68215567
No sandal that's difficult to wear while drinking has ever been cool.
>>68215708
Who let /fit/ in here?
>>68215842
>>68215850
newfag btfo
>>68214692
True, kid was garbage in preseason and the baptism by fire with Gilmore giving pointers made him a monster in one on one
>forever blue
Is Matt Ryan, dare I say it, elite?
>memes
>memes everywhere
who are the most physically OP receivers in the league right now?
at least from a measurable standpoint...
Julio
Janis
Borhringer
Robinson?
?
NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 66% 33 TDs 8 INTs 4100 yards
Matt Stafford 59% 27 TDs 14 INTs 4700 yards
Jay Cutler 61% 22 TDs 15 INTs 3,800 yards
Teddy Bridgewater 63% 18 TDs 12 INTs 3,200 yards
NFC East
Eli Manning 63% 38 TDs 12 INTs 4,600 yards
Tony Romo 69% 28 TDs 7 INTs 3,900 yards
Kirk Cousins 62% 25 TDs 14 INTs 4,000 yards
Sam Bradford 59% 17 TDs 13 INTs 3,400 yards
NFC South
Drew Brees 66% 31 TDs 16 INTs 4,700 yards
Cam Newton 60% 29 TDs 13 INTs 4,100 yards
Matt Ryan 65% 27 TDs 13 INTs 4,300 yards
Jameis Winston 63% 27 TDs 15 INTs 4,000 yards
NFC West
Russell Wilson 69% 35 TDs 7 INTs 4,000 yards
Carson Palmer 62% 30 TDs 14 INTs 4,700 yards
Jared Goff 60% 21 TDs 15 INTs 3,200 yards
Blaine Gabbert 57% 18 TDs 17 INTs 3,100 yards
AFC North
Ben Roethlisberger 65% 34 TDs 10 INTs 5.000 yards
Andy Dalton 61% 26 TDs 10 INTs 3,900 yards
Joe Flacco 59% 22 TDs 15 INTs 3,700 yards
Robert Griffin 61% 18 TDs 15 INTs 3,100 yards
AFC East
Tom Brady 65% 24 TDs 5 INTs 3,400 yards
Ryan Fitzpatrick 28 TDs 14 INTs 4,000 yards
Ryan Tannehill 63% 25 TDs 14 INTs 3,900 yards
Tyrod Taylor 64% 24 TDs 10 INTs 3,400 yards
AFC South
Blake Bortles 60% 32 TDs 15 INTs 4,600 yards
Andrew Luck 62% 32 TDs 12 INts 4,600 yards
Marcus Mariota 65% 24 TDs 13 INTs 3,600 yards
Brock Osweiler 63% 18 TDs 13 INTs 3,300 yards
AFC West
Derek Carr 64% 34 TDs 10 INTs 4,400 yards
Phillip Rivers 64% 29 TDs 13 INTs 4,900 yards
Alex Smith 66% 25 TDs 8 INTs 3,600 yards
Mark Sanchez 60% 10 TDs 9 INTs 1,500 yards
Paxton Lynch 59% 18 TDs 13 INTs 2,100 yards
2016 Awards
NFL MVP- Russell Wilson
Defensive Player of the Year- Khalil Mack
Offensive Player of the Year- Antonio Brown
Offensive Rookie of the Year- Jared Goff
Defensive Rookie of the Year- Myles Jack
Comeback Player of the Year- Andrew Luck
>>68215684
ew tiki has fugly feet
official 2016 Regular Season Passer Rating Leaders
1. Aaron Rodgers -Passing- 351/544 (64.5%), 4352 Yards (8Y/A), 36 Touchdowns (6.65TD%), 7 Interceptions* (1.3INT%*), 105.8 Passer Rating. -Rushing- 52 Attempts, 278 Yards (5.35Y/A), 2 Touchdowns.
2. Tony Romo -Passing- 315/460 (68.5%), 3725 Yards (8.1Y.A), 29 Touchdowns (6.3TD%), 11 Interceptions (2.4INT%), 103.9 Passer Rating.
3. Rusell Wilson -Passing- 303/465 (65%), 3720 Yards (8Y/A), 28 Touchdowns (6TD%), 8 Interceptions (1.7INT%), 102.6 Passer Rating. -Rushing- 103 Attempts, 608 Yards (5.9Y/A), 4 Touchdowns.
4. Andrew Luck (MVP) -Passing- 376/612 (61%), 4845 Yards (7.9Y/A), 41 Touchdowns* (6.7TD%*), 9 Interceptions (1.5INT%), 102.4 Passer Rating.-Rushing- 66 Attempts, 347 Yards (5.26Y/A), 3 Touchdowns.
5. Drew Brees -Passing- 438*/640* (68.4%), 4960 Yards* (7.7Y/A), 35 Touchdowns (5.5TD%), 14 Interceptions (2.2INT%), 100.5 Passer Rating.
6. Alex Smith -Passing- 324/495 (65%), 3840 Yards (7.7Y/A), 25 Touchdowns (5TD%), 7 Interceptions* (1.4INT%), 99.89 Passer Rating. -Rushing- 70 Attempts, 394 Yards (5.7Y/A), 4 Touchdowns
7. Tom Brady -Passing- 391/610 (64%), 4575 Yards (7.5Y/A), 34 Touchdowns (5.6TD%), 8 Interceptions (1.3INT%), 99.8 Passer Rating.
8. Ben Roethlisberger -Passing- 392/590 (66%), 4805 Yards (8.1Y/A), 30 Touchdowns (5.1TD%), 13 Interceptions (2.2INT%), 99.15 Passer Rating.
9. Philip Rivers -Passing- 388/587 (66%), 4527 Yards (7.7Y/A), 32 Touchdowns (5.5TD%), 14 Interceptions (2.4INT%), 97.53 Passer Rating.
10. Carson Palmer -Passing- 336/534 (63%), 4353 Yards (8.15Y/A), 29 Touchdowns (5.4TD%), 12 Interceptions (2.2INT%), 97.22 Passer Rating.
*leads the league
>>68219385
put your trip on Tiki/Cowboy's Dynasty
>>68215025
You expect the average player to be good enough to hold his own
Tim Tebow has produced more yards per completion (14) than any other active player (12.7)
remind me again why nobodies given him a chance
>>68219819
God gave him a mission on earth, but it isn't to play football
The eagles are the best team in the NFC East and none of you blind, dumb, and irrational eagles haters can see it.
Chip Kelly is the worst Head Coach and GM in NFL HISTORY
The roster has a!ways been good, the power and talent of the team will Finally be unleashed when not running total meme schemes
RIP Tony Romo's Collar and Neck area
RIP Eli's Autism (he will be knocked straight)
RIP Redskins (beat so hard they will have to change their name to avoid embarrassment maybe even move to Las Vegas)
>He think the Jags will do anything with that shit coach
>He thinks the Vikings are SB contenders
>He thinks it won't be a Panthers/Patriots Super Bowl
>>68214899
Where my nigga Connor Barwin at?
>>68219863
>the eagles allowed 18 passing touchdowns and caught just one interception in the 6 games surrounding that game and went 1-5
>""""people"""" think brady isnt a gronk babby
anyone got that picture of Bradys stats without gronk?
>>68214565
That's the Actual roster? >>68214565
Honestly I'd put Gabe Jackson at LG, And how come is he not "Elite", First Year Starter and he holds his blocking assignments like a pro.
>>68215567
Shoulda gotten a pair of Rainbows, bropai
Luck
>>68220022
Suck
>>68219942
He is versatile and handsome but objectively worse at DE than Graham and curry, he will wreck shit in rotation though when everyone's tired and he gets to jump in
>>68214616
as much as i don't like the patriots, this uniform is alot better than their current ones desu
>>68219957
Brady is a great, elite quarterback, and we just had the better of him that game.
he was shook from the loss to Denver and didn't expect to not be in the lead.
look at the receiver wide open at the left hash marks that he didn't even look at, any other day that is a touchdown
>Why did #Colts owner Jimmy Irsay refer to Andrew Luck's possible extension as "shocking?" He wanted a 10-year deal
>Jordan Matthews expected to see more itme in slot than outside
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING NO.
NO.
NO.
NO.
WHAT THE FUCK
PUT AGHOLORS BUM ASS IN THE SLOT
NEED THE BEST 11 ON THE FIELD
MATTHEWS WILL DO GREAT ON THE OUTSIDE IT IS IN HIS FUCKING BLOOD
HE IS 6'3
NO FUCKING SLOT RECEIVER IS 6'3
>>68216930
5 of those losses were by 3 or less points. Little things famalam. Also, Cowboys aren't seeing the playoffs, neither are the Redskins. Giants maybe.
>>68218835
Julio and Janis the only 2 I can think of who are big, fast and quick.
>>68218738
Yeah
>>68220931
>le chuck it in julio's general direction man
>elite
>>68220931
what an idiot why didn't he just pass it to Julio who got away from Davis anyway
would have gotten more yards and maybe a tuddy right there instead of almost getting tackled for a loss
>>68220959
That was a good game
>>68220963
Kuechly might have had Julio
>Broncos proposed 6-yr, $114.5M deal to Von Miller that includes $39.8M gtd in first 2 years, per sources close to Denver. No deal in sight.
>>68216403
>sweep bucs
your trip will disappear within the first month of the season
>>68221005
kuechly dropped back and right with the tight end
the second julio cut he could have passed it and then julio can cut up towards the pylon and dove in
>>68218738
nah, he's just a chucker
>>68221054
bucs suck
>>68216887
Ok one last (you), lemme spoonfeed you why they lost since you're just going to not have a real argument.
>Shazier not being penalized for illegal as fuck hit*
>Mike "to da house" Tomlin calls a fucking challenge on said play to get the ball back and they literally show the hit each time but oh wait they cant do anything now, but have the ball anyways
>buttcatch was not a legal catch*
>Hill in charge of holding onto the ball
And finally to destroy the chimpout meme
>Burfict tries to get a hit going fast as fuck but the receiver didn't catch it even though it was close, the call on this was ok, but how is an honest mistake a chimpout?
>that penalty put Stoolers in fg range already
Jones did seal the deal with the chimping but it was already lost.
*-not opinions, just fucking google it if you want proof
But hey, you already actually saw the game and dont just roll with the memes, right?
>>68218738
without a doubt
>>68221124
the bucs are a very good and very handsome team
>>68221125
>Jones did seal the deal with the chimping but it was already lost.
Speaking of chimpouts, anyone see Ventura act like a chimp and get his shit kicked in by Manny Machado last night?
>>68221217
so they're the opposite of you?
>>68221240
i've been called handsome by numerous girls on numerous occasions but such matters are not related to our beloved sport of football
>>68221282
kek sure ya have
>>68221293
Why do you have that picture saved on your computer?
>>68221322
you have like 800 pictures of fat women in pittsburgh gear, i wouldn't be talking lel
>>68221336
>1 pic=800
>>68221293
why are you posting this image, again.
are you trying to hurt me, or something
honestly why would i have posted that picture, several fucking months ago, if i thought i was ugly and there was the slightest chance that such beliefs were subject to your opinion
you are so incredibly stupid
>>68221125
>defending that burfict hit
post discarded, you are delusional
>Brief scrum as tempers rose, with center Bryan Stork and undrafted rookie DL Woodrow Hamilton getting ejected from practice.
>>68221366
Go directly to jail, do not pass go.
>>68221366
damn bucme is SAVAGE
>>68221392
Steelers are just as big chimps as the Bungles. Shazier, Harrison, even their coaches Porter and Mike Munchak had chimpouts that game. How Munchak didn't get thrown out of the game for dragging Reggie Nelson down by his hair is beyond me
>>68221399
The downfall begins at last
>>68221417
>xd yr a nigger you break da law
desperation is becoming tangible
i'm probably the most law-abiding of everyone in this thread. i've never even sampled drugs.
my soul is pure as a hylian sunset.
you meanwhile are an idiot whose merit has dwindled with every progressive post, so consider yourself ignored beyond this point
>No longer content to make roster, Trent Richardson thinks his career will end with him “putting on a yellow jacket”
>>68221559
who is more delusional
trent
tiki
?
>>68221607
trent's only pretending to be delusional surely, so tiki
>>68215939
Scarletism, by far
Hard to believe he is actually that autistic
>>68221559
>“putting on a yellow jacket”
what does he mean by this
>>68221602
Whoa
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68221670
>>68221670
a raincoat
hes going to seattle
>>68221670
The looney bin, I'm guessing
>>68220672
>>68220672
Brady is an above average QB that only seems elite be cause he lucked into being coached by the 2nd best coach in football
>>68221392
I literally said the call was fine you fucking mong
>>68221602
>inb4 fags get angry because they would do *insert outrageous task here* for the same money or less
corporatism brainwashed fags need to go, gotta get paid while you can
Where is Von going now?
>>68221607
Well Trent isn't shitting up multiple threads on /sp/ with his love for the Rags andTony Homo, so tiki by a nautical mile
>>68221721
>an honest mistake
>burfict
>the same guy who intentionally tries to injure every person he brings down by throwing his full 300 lbs on your shoulders and legs
>the same guy who twists your ankles at the bottom of the pile
shut the fuck up you retarded nigger bungles fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ6coy_E9Ps
watch from 0:53-1:23
Will this Joe Flacco is a good qb meme ever end?
>>68221282
That can't be bucsholdme. I thought I was ugly and my life is full of pain and ashes of hatred. But damn that's an ugly dude with a bad skin condition.
Why are my packers so bad? Why does God keep McCarthy around and want me to cut myself at night as I cry reading Edgar Allen Poe?
why did von turn down the broncos offer tho, does he think he's going to get substantially more money elsewhere? denver is also the best defense he could realistically be a part of next year
>>68221765
>Romo
>>68221762
Kek, that may be true but he didnt do that in the "chimpout".
You got anything else besides "no u rong me ignore facts fuck u nigger!!!!!!!!", otherwise Im out m8, cant do this all day.
>>68221736
Cowboys
>>68221824
Can they even afford him?
>>68221869
Fuck no, they're throwing too much money away on Carr, Romo, Bryant and the TE formally known as Jason Witten
>>68221602
Suh got 20 million more guaranteed and didn't even win a superbowl let alone be the MVP of the game.
>>68221892
witten had more receiving yards than anyone on the ravens but kamar aiken last year, and more receptions than anyone on the team
>>68221892
Witten is a boss. You're a piece of shit
>>68221892
>Formally known as Jason Witten
What did he change his name to?
>>68222000
Good double trips
>>68221892
Witten is a production machine, watch your mouth you cunt
>CFL preseason begins tonight
We're almost there
>>68221892
I'm a negative emo goth who hates everything except
1. Ice cream
2. Dimples on my boyfriends lower back
3. Jason Witten
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>68222000
Witten is washed up is what i was getting at
In my madden season, Witten goes to Philly, Gronk goes to Houston and Von becomes a redskin
>>68222096
in my madden season rivers threw for 5k yards and the chargers won the super bowl against the cardinals
>>68222108
>The city of Palmer
>>68222052
Look 2 posters who suck are talking.
>>68222126
>anon and sneak
seems right
>>68222080
Had 77 catches for 713 yards with the starting qb down for the year, ranks in the top 10 in yards accrued for te, on a shitty offense
>is washed up
Man you are a fucking retard
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>>68222000
My greatest accomplishment. Time to commit sudoku
>>68222080
I know, I was just busting your balls. I wouldn't call him washed up, though. Plenty of teams would like him as their safety net.
Madden SB winners
2016 - Oak
2017 - N.O.
2018 - GB
2019 - Oak
2020 - Philly
>>68222184
lol, obsessed
>>68222121
tbf any good QB with a receiver in allen's league is so fucking easy to dominate with in madden because of the aggressive catch mechanics
having rivers with allen, in-game gates, floyd, woodhead and stevie johnson is just easy mode
>>68222195
accurate
>>68222162
its been known for ever that Oldbay doesn't really know antthing about football he just repeats memes he hears. He is clearly the most delusional person in this general
>>68221765
Kek at 3:20
>>68222184
>/v/irgin starting a tripfag strawpoll
you are literal cancer
>>68219215
Eh I think Stafford will go over 60%
Last season he was at 67% and he is facing some pretty bad defenses this year. Losing Calvin will make his numbers drop but I don't think it will be that bad.
>>68219964
He's already confirmed moving to RG
>>68222335
When was this?
18-1
>>68221765
tiki IRL
>>68219215
This looks better but Eli isnt going to have the Most TDs in the NFC, Stafford won't break 4500 with cj retired despite how good he looked last year without him. Matt Ryan is going to get 30 TDs this is possibly the best Falcons team he has been on. Russell Wilson isn't going to have near as accurate a season now that the offense is more in his hands than in the Run game. Unless whatshisface doesn't miss a beat after beast mode and matches that productivity, Wilson isn't going to near 70% pass completion with that td:into ratio if he has too throw 10-15 more times a game
Otherwise it's better than the last ones
>>68222526
Wrong general gaylord
>>68222610
but correct post. suck my nut
>>68222635
You should still consider suicide tiki, no matter what the PSA's say its always an option. Especially in your case
>>68222357
Hope he does well there. Bought his Jersey on his Rookie Season.
>>68222108
What level?
Is Stephen A always that mad?
>>68221765
we need webms with sound. Pretty solid episode of first take tbqh familia, I love this one, and the other one where they pick their all time pickup teams.
>>68222000
well done sir.>>68222046
>>68222709
just when skip goes full retard.
>>68222709
if skip goes to FS what will Stephen do
>>68222717
How's the poison blood treating you? Not in life threatening danger are you?
>You literally cannot stop Ricky Williams
>You literally cannot stop Jeremy Shockey
>>68222869
Or can I...
>>68222884
Brian Dawkins is the only player in that game that Ive never seen someone break his tackles
>>68222869
Madden 2005 All-Madden is brutal. You had to do dirty tricks that fucks the machine decision making to win
>Toss left
>Toss right
>Hail mary
>Insta touchdown.
Or something similar.
>>68222796
taking about 5 pills morning and night, doing a lot better now, but I legitimately thought I might die that night.
who /warriors/ here?
>>68222080
witten is elite on 3rd down actually u ignorant pleb
>>68222959
Cult classic. Too bad the cinematography was shit.
>>68222959
What are the Warriors? Heard people mention them but I got no clue.
>Tfw skip claims that Tony Romo could be the MVP every year
>I COULD be fucking bar rafaeli, but I'm not, am I?
>>68222955
Damn shame it wasn't tiki instead. Get better man
>>68222993
Of course Canada wouldn't know what a Warrior is lol
>The #Bengals have reached an agreement on a contract extension with RB Gio Bernard, source said (as @TomPelissero reported). 3 years, $15.5M
>>68222993
it's a 1979 low budget film adapted from a book and was about the youth gangs in the new york area
>>68222974
can confirm
>18 fucking catches
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/rec_single_game.htm
>>68222869
Ricky Williams is my second favorite RB of all time, he could have been a hall of famer if the Dolphins didnt run him into the ground and he didn't like weed so much
>>68222937
Madden 05 Franchise mode had a boner for Vick-esque QBs. EVery season or two, the draft would have some rookie QB who ran a 4.32 40. I built an entire playbook around that tall white bastard. QB sweeps that couldnt be stopped, games ending like 104-14, ahhh memories
>>68223038
JUST
>>68223038
good move
>>68223041
>329 yards on 14 catches
>Brandon Carr
>>68223038
>paying more than 2mil on runningbacks
teams do this?
>>68223041
hmm Amendola snuck in there too.
>>68223042
literally who
>>68223105
Every time you post it's horrible
Fuck off
>>68223041
>Witten in the top 30 three times
>>68223165
>>68223167
Just like every time the Bungles extend a mediocre player
>>68223165
the guy mike ditka traded his whole draft for
>Broncos have pulled Von Miller offer
Elway's about to bend Miller and his agent over the table lol
>>68223253
Is that a real photo
>>68216112
707 here. Bud isn't the dankest anymore, anyone who's serious is into dabs, CBD, oil, and designer hash.
Reading through the Eagles training camp notes, and here's what i've gathered:
-Their WRs are still bad.
-Wentz needs to work on his footwork, but every other aspect of his game looks legit. Sitting him this season seems fair at this point.
-Bradford is still Bradford, only thing that's missing is the season ending injury.
-They are going to a RB by committee, unsurprisingly. Could be as many as 4 RBs making the team.
-They will be carried by their defense in many of their games this year.
-Jalen Mills = steal of the draft.
>>68223297
How fucking young are you? Yes it's real you jackass
>>68223323
>dabs, CBD, oil, and designer hash.
>but marijuana isnt a gateway drug
>>68223215
hello my greatest ally
>>68223253
o
>>68223297
no I made it on my phone
>>68223323
dabs are cool once in a while but dabbing as a hobby is pretty dumb imo
>>68223198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLL8__ngsLY
>>68223039
My Fave football movie on my side is "Friday night lights"
>>68223053
It also had a thing for Peyton switching the play 10 times before the snap.
>>68223429
Why would Ricky do that photoshoot he used to battle with depression and anxiety wtf
>>68223487
kys you dumb fuck
>>68214868
I had flat feet and I was in the Army. 82nd airborne, Cav scout.
Stop being retarded. It's not a DQ in the US Army. This is a widow's tale. I even disclosed it in MEPS, but hid a heart condition I had.
>>68223487
probably because theyre in love?
its the current year, you oppressive fuck
>>68223525
>not having smooth arched foots
kys
>>68223487
I mean it wasn't as bad in college since he was like a literal God back then, it was only after he was getting run into the ground by his fuckhead coach on the dolphins that he started to really struggle with the NFL and everything about it
also I mean it's just like a funny cover, idk why he would object to it
>>68223509
you oakland fans are so predictable
>>68223556
-__-
>>68215383
>Shea mcclellin is a decent linebacker
>let Jamie Collins walk
>cap pressure majorly assuaged
>>68223589
nah man it was pretty bad in college too he just had more support then to push through it.
>>68223525
>I had flat feet and I was in the Army
Whatever you say you disgusting mutant
>>68223611
>let Jamie Collins walk
?
>>68223611
>Let Jamie Collins walk
Pls no, he's just gonna get a whole lot better
At least we know that he won't be let walk since hoodie built that defense for him and hightower to fuck shit up on.
>>68223611
>let Jamie Collins walk
what a retarded thing to want lel
he's one of the best linebackers in the entire league
>>68223633
but he didn't hate the culture around football yet because college football and the NFL are so different
Ricky loved playing the game, he just didn't like the other stuff that came with stardom
plus you can smoke in college
>>68223702
>>68223700
>>68223699
>collins hivemind
>>68223429
Maximum cringe
>>68223892
That's maximum cringe to you? Pretty weak, senpai
>>68224021
This too
>>68221095
Is this bizarro universe?
Hey guys how about them football teams.
>>68224066
That's actually pretty quick thinking on the last one, it gives him a reason to be weird and socially unaccepted, and it gives him an escape route too when they reject him.
>>68224074
post predictions with subtle homerism
>>68224132
oh boy I sure do love those, whatever they are! ...what are they again senpai?
>>68224165
>5-11, 0-6 in the division
>winning half of our OOD schedule
curious, which ones did you pick?
>>68224135
Sound like a commentator
Anyone have the most updated version of the browns QB jersey mannequin?
>>68224234
>mannequin
pretty sure it's a real person wearing it, I vaguely remember seeing other pictures of her wearing that jersey.
>>68224222
Saints, Dolphins, Bears, Falcons, Cowboys
Edit this
>>68224264
>Thinking >>68224286 is not a mannequin
>>68224298
yeah no, that's definitely not a real person, those limbs would be too ayy lmao
but I could've sworn I saw someone wearing that jersey around, it wasn't just the view from the back.
then again it might not have been the same jersey, just someone ripping off the concept. this was years ago.
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga
I know y'all ready for this hype as fuck season to start. Chiefs about to be crowned AFC West Champs, then top off the AFC altogether, and finish with the NFL crown jewel my niggas.
ALEX SMITH IS GREATEST CHIEFS QB
>>68224283
>Cowboys
the rest aren't too bad, but I'd replace that one with rams or bucs. the bills and jets are both probable losses too but still more likely than cowboys
>>68224298
There's 2
>my face everytime I think about how the Bengals amazingly choked away their only playoff win
>>68224360
Oh hell nah. This boy right here will blow you chiefs out Next season, We go the best O-line in the AFC west, An accurate QB that knows how to run, A young, energetic team. One of the great LB unit. Ain't no stopping us this year.
>>68224522
Good dubs
>>68224398
>subtle Homerism
I needed a game so the Cowboys didnt go 10-6 and tie the Giants
You never know when that clavicle will break though
>>68224508
if they choked it away it wasn't a win was it? or are you talking about the 90s
>>68224578
But all homerism aside the Cowboys are most likely to win that division in 2016. As it stands now.
>>68224522
500 rushing yards vs 150 rushing yards.
I think you forget who you're going up against, m8.
We're talking about the mother fucking White Mamba, nigga.
I'm talking #4 on the QB rushing list last season.
I'm talking #1 on the white QB rushing list last season.
Reminder that Carrmageddon is a woman
>>68224612
I just needed a good gif that fitted, The one I had found was too heavy (More than 4 MB)
That was the one. http://i.imgur.com/CZwy4qP.gif
>>68224624
Took your trip off just to announce it?
Pretty desperate for attention, imo.
Too bad you're Oakie trash.
>>68224604
Yes
I think they're less favored than the pundits think, but they should be favored with that stable of RBs and the only proven mediocre NFC defense
>>68224624
about as much of a """""woman""""" as bb
>>68224604
the cowboys usually look good on paper, they just usually don't live up to it because their players are also made out of paper
>>68224693
>>68224693
They don't even look good on paper.
They have no pass rushers
Their secondary is shit
They have no WRs outside of Bryant.
>>68224663
Im calling it now. Romo takes a hard hit and sits out for a few snaps maybe the game and /nfl/ goes meme wild. I still stand by Romo playing at least 14 games this season but i can totally see him not want to hand the ball off and be the guy to make the play and pay for it
please romo just play like brady and throw the ball away
>>68224624
Fuck you
>>68224657
Smith will be killed by Mack
Will the fudge packers break .500?
>>68224522
You realize Derek Carr is the king of garbage time?
Basically he fucks up early in the game, digs a hole, the other team builds a lead, plays a soft eat up time bend but don't break defense and Carr gets yards. He's like Andrew luck but he doesn't win as much lol
Probably only jay cutler has more garbage time stats
>>68224732
>Their secondary is shit
pot, kettle, etc.
>>68224794
they haven't failed to break .500 in 8 years
>>68224849
Ya, but at the very least we tried to upgrade our secondary.
>>68224693
Thats a misconception really. The only ones of injury history are Lee and Romo. Last season was literally just a freak occurance
>>68224732
>no pass rushers
Lawrence was like ranked 11th among all DEs in sacks last year
>their secondary is shit
Outside of lack of Interceptions was one of the best secondaries last season
>They have No WRs outside Bryant
Terrance williams had almost 1000 yards as a #2. he doesnt have thr physicality of a #1 and Romo cant deep throw well enough at his age to take advantage of Williams speed if he was a #1 and Cole Beasely and Jason witten are among the best recievers of making clutch 3rd and 4th down plays.
>>68224750
I would agree with that if he wasn't 36 and didn't break the same fucking clavicle TWICE
Even then, missing both DE's the first four games? Sean Lee's insert [insert imminent injury here]?
NFC East is fuckshoot again. Watch some bullshit happen like 2 teams go and one sitting around 9-7
>>68224693
Fuck you I was drinking pop now I got it up my nose
>>68224866
true, shouldn't have let amukamara walk imo
the safeties are still terrible too
>>68224870
It was on his non throwing arm though its not as serious as everyone makes it out to be on here. He is already throwing in OTAs
>>68224909
>amukamara
Always hurt
>the safeties are still terrible too
Landon Collins will grow and Darien Thompson will be good.
>be Israeli
>Get shot
Is Pie In The Sky ok?
Did he do it because Brady will not be unsuspended ?
>>68224867
>Last season was literally just a freak occurance
no, 2014 was the fluke. last year is more or less what we expect from the cowboys, although it was admittedly on the more severe side of "within expectations".
>Thats a misconception really. The only ones of injury history are Lee and Romo.
so you're saying that when your star offensive and defensive players go down, you don't get worse? because that's exactly what happens, every time. you guys have consistently mediocre depth.
obviously that's even more pronounced when your QB goes down, but if you can't count on having such an important piece when you need him then you don't really HAVE him in the first place.
>>68224909
to be fair the Giants already had a logjam of CBs before they paid Jenkins
and Amukamara is made of glass, it's why he was only able to get a 1 year contract in FA
>>68224867
Oh let me mention that Brice Butler is going off this year. Cap it
>>68224932
And all else fails, you can count of Jerry Reese to scramble in the middle of the season and pick up an old, over the hill safety,
>>68224909
Muk was constantly hurt
Collins did amazing for being a SS out of position. FS is still shit
>>68224925
its just another injury on him. he's tough for playing through all the injuries that didn't sideline him like the lacerated spleen
I expect Roeth, Romo, or Rivers to all end careers on injuries before they actually step away
>>68224969
Maybe bring back Will Hill after his suspension's up in week 11
>>68224932
I actually like Collins a lot, not sure about Thompson yet
honestly linebacker is your biggest issue I think
>>68224963
>logjam of CBs
not good ones
>#Browns great Jim Brown tells @AKinkhabwala about Hue Jackson: "I'm looking forward to great things… and I don't say that very often."
>>68224990
i don't know to feel about this
>>68224969
I think the Giants take the east this year.
>>68225044
I do too.
>>68225035
They killed that show. It's been so bad this year. Arguably the worse season I've ever seen from a good show. It would be like breaking bad or game of thrones just completely fucking up and entire season.
What the fuck were the archer writers thinking? I could barely watch it
>>68224955
>no, 2014 was the fluke. last year is more or less what we expect from the cowboys
False. Last year was the fluke, 2014 was what the true nature of the Cowboys looks like. Maybe you haters look at it with bias glasses because you have tunnel vision and you dont look at the pieces of what has made the team succeed, if you did youd see that they are still there.
>so you're saying that when your star offensive and defensive players go down, you don't get worse
No im saying outside of 2 players the "Cowboys are always an injured ridden mess" is a complete misconception. All those injuries last year isnt a Norm. Especially when the 2 players with the biggest injury history on the team played all year. If you honestly think the 2015 Cowboys are what the cowboys typically are then you arent paying much attention.
But this is moot anyway, we will see what happens this year. If the team gets super injured again ill admit that im wrong
>>68225016
true
I'm just gonna guess that Prince wanted more than a 1 year deal from the Giants and they said no
>>68225092
Which season?
I think the show has been going downhill somewhat since season 2 but I thought the last season with the CIA was complete shit and this season is a step up somewhat
>>68225053
The free agents they got were young AlAnd underrated. The d line will tighten up well, cbs are quality now. The o line was young but will gel up they have talent. And wrs they are loaded. Throw in a new coach who will continue the same system who isn't on deaths doorstep there you go
>>68223699
>>68223702
>>68223700
He's really good, but sheard, branch, ninkovich, knighton, long, butler, Ryan, and others (or their replacements) are all going to command money this offseason. I know some of those guys are old and should be let go, but in that case FAs will have to be brought in to replace them. I just don't see how the patriots can pay both Hightower and Collins 10+ per year and keep the team viable outside of the LB position. Obviously is Hightower is asking for some exorbitant sum or Collins is asking at 7 per year then Collins should be prioritized. As I see things playing out, though, Collins and Hightower will both get around 11 per year, and if the pats keep Collins they'll really suffer elsewhere.
>>68225132
They have become private eyes who keep doing the same lame ass story the whole season. Over and over again same story and they keep fucking up. Oh we are investigating this celebrity!! For 10 episodes...
>>68225102
Romo has one winning season in the past 6, 2014 was the fluke year
>>68224849
So you're saying they are due?
>>68225092
too much storyline
not enough immature dick jokes
needs more Bond references, but they're probably out
>>68225107
wouldn't be surprised, cornerback is one of the worst positions to bet long term on because of how variable most of them are year to year
still, they overpaid janoris jenkins so much
>>68225193
granted they don't have the best contract situation, but prioritizing any of those other players but Hightower over Collins would be a huge mistake, he is vital to the success of that defense
>>68225222
I lost interest in the first episdoe when Archer fell 30 stories and wasn't even hurt.
>>68225213
Romo has never had a supporting cast until 2014
>>68225102
>False. Last year was the fluke, 2014 was what the true nature of the Cowboys looks like. Maybe you haters look at it with bias glasses because you have tunnel vision and you dont look at the pieces of what has made the team succeed, if you did youd see that they are still there.
That's my whole point though, sure you always HAVE pieces, but you almost always don't capitalize on that, so often that coming up very short has become the norm. people expect you guys to fall flat, because that's what the cowboys keep showing us. it's what you do.
so when 2014 happened, it wasn't like "holy shit when did the cowboys get this good?" but more like "haha oh wow, they actually pulled it off this time." when last year happened, it wasn't like "whoa why are they so bad now?" but more like "yeah I knew they were gonna go back to this, they were fortunate in 2014." until you guys can put the results out there on a consistent basis that shows that consistency is the norm, then people will still expect you to not live up to your potential, which is reasonable.
>>68225213
Holy shit oldbay you are legit retarded
do you even watch sports or do you just sound stupid on purpose?
>>68225259
Yeah, Jason Witten, Dez Bryant, Miles Austin, Terell Owens and Marion Barber were all shit
>>68225285
What about the defense though?
>>68225281
>Get BTFO by facts
>Y-you're retarded
are you really implying that Romo doesn't have one winning season in the last six>
>>68225281
Prove me wrong jackass
>>68225305
Uh, Demarcus Ware, Jay Ratliff, Terrence Newman...
>>68225346
>3/11
Dez caught it and they already beat Seattle in the regular season.. I admit they lose to the Patriots, but they would have made the Super Bowl.
>>68225193
I'd let hightower go before collins, as he is both younger, and will be a better player. I think that belichick would honestly rather let a key offensive player go than a defensive player as long as he has Brady. Not gronkowski, not edelman, but unless bennett plays out of this world this year, he will be gone next year regardless of whether or not they win the owl, which they are gearing up to do right now by hiring a few mercenaries on offense, and making some nice defensive signings.
I'm most excited to see, in this order:
>Butler become a real shutdown CB
>Dion Lewis being shifty
>Collins getting even better
>Bennett and Gronk wrecking the league ala Gronk and hernandez style
>Chris Long? Dude was a second overall pick, washed up, but the pats have done amazing things with washed up talent before.
>>68225316
>>68225346
Tony Romo QB record since 2009
11-5
1-5
8-8
8-8
8-7
12-3
3-1
>only 1 winning season
Next tine you take your trip off oldbay. keep it off itll be better for you and everyone else
fuck off for making me pull over into this Crystals porn DVD shop parking lot to type this
>>68225422
You listed 7 seasons jackass
>>68225285
>>68225305
>>68225316
>>68225399
GIRLS GIRLS GIIIIRLS
>>68225259
he really looks old in that pic. I like him less and less for his delusion. Kind of embarrassed that he supports Brady tbqh, even though it's nice to see someone lending support to Brady throughout this whole fucking Tolkien length trilogy that is the soap opera deflategate has become.
In the beginning development stages for a D20 based Football tabletop game
Designed after 7-man format
Final product should have full seasons, in-game play system, quickplay system, rosters (featuring stats), draft classes, etc
Should be similar to franchse or connected careers
only 8 playable teams for now, no NFL teams, keeping it simple for now until the groundwork is more solid
>>68225458
Or you could just play blood bowl
>>68225458
D20?
>but is this like an NFL board game?
>>68225422
never shitpost and drive
>>68225029
Is he getting back into acting or about to do a business deal or something?
>>68225438
this is why no one likes you
>lets only focus on the time when Romo was playing with the worst Cowboys teams in team history
>Still wrong if you ignore 2009
i remember when your schtick as a trip wasnt trying act like a conplete ignorant football fan. Go back to that please.
>>68225478
Blood Bowl isnt the same, Id prefer something more realistic
>>68225485
Just about. Trying to make it less board gamey like my other projects
>>68224750
>/nfl/ goes meme wild
That's not a very bold prediction. That happens in literally every game thread:
>Rookie QB throws a touchdown
>"FUTURE GOAT"
>WR hit by safety and takes a few seconds to stand back up
>"HEEM DEAD"
>Matt Ryan gets bailed out by Julio
>"Is Matt Ryan elite?"
These knee jerk hyperboles are half the fun of those game threads. Romo isn't some special snowflake - every player is fair game
>>68225520
Just face it that 2014 was Romo's fluke year
>>68225485
this gives me an idea, but I need your help. Gonna make a /nfl/ boardgame for us to play, need ideas.
>Basic format as a candyland type boardgame? >Dice roll based on post number, special bonus for dubs and trips and such?
Give me some suggestions and I'll figure out a way to make this come to life, I have tons of time since I was sick and still technically off work today.
Over/under
6 games Romo is out for this season
>>68225563
>always one of the most accurate and clutch QBs when he had one of the worst lines
>play better when he has a line
>2014 was a fluke somehow
i will not admit that because i am not a casual. if you want to continue to act like a casual then by all means keep uo with your close minded way of thinking
>>68225617
under, 4 games
Your daily butt reminder that the chargers gon b gud
Am I the only one here who would suck Joe Flacco's cock if presented the opportunity?
>>68225617
Under
So when the Cowboys blow it, they cant blame Romo being hurt
>>68225585
Linear like Candyland?
>last digit is yards gained
>run plays are even
>pass plays are odd
>Dubs are automatic first downs
>Trips are automatic TDs
>>68225585
>>Dice roll based on post number, special bonus for dubs and trips and such?
don't do it, I've tried doing that in years past before the mods went full no-fun-allowed, and still got banned hard every time. if there was a way to do it on /sp/ I would have made it a regular thing a long time ago.
>>68225458
keep us posted then. I don't /tg/ much but if you can make it interesting I'd play it. you'd probably have an uphill battle getting many of these guys to play regularly, though.
>>68225681
yes those are winning records correct?
>>68215383
CLE wins games. As in more than one.
>>68225695
We could see about setting something up on /qst/?
>>68225695
I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna try and it and if the mods give me a little ban, so be it, got to have some joy in life somehow.
>>68225727
this is an idea, let's make this first, and then throw it over to /qst/ later tonight.
>>68225734
roll threads really only work on /b/
You know, I hate Romo, but I have to admit, he is a QT
>>68225772
>>68225662
This side of you oldbay is a step in the right direction.
>>68225734
I got a month ban one time because "for the last time rollthreads are /b/ shit and don't belong on /sp/". other people who posted in the thread got banned too, even if they weren't participating. it was shit.
so I suppose "little ban" depends on how you feel about it
>>68225727
>>68225756
I'm okay with that. at least if it's still on 4chan then we can cross-link to the thread every now and then.
>>68225811
could bring in some random anons from a more active area maybe? Maybe bring some /nba/ fags in too?
>>68225853
static IP bro, didn't want to risk it
>>68225857
I don't really care, as long as it doesn't turn into a multi-faceted project with everyone trying to do different things. as long as it stays just a football game, then people can come play it from wherever in my opinion.
I think this might not be the best place or way to discuss it though, I've got some input, suggestions, and questions that need to be asked, but that would probably clog up the thread fast. maybe a tinychat or something like that?
>>68225853
desu I got my old house's IP permabanned like 6 months ago lol
thank goodness I moved
>>68225756
Well, first we would need ot figure out how the game itself would be played (if we're doing individual gameplay and not just team building)
after that, we would need to figure out how to schedule the whole damn thing. "Practices" to raise Player XP (if we choose to include it), the actual games themselves, offseason, etc. Now a lot of this is late development (read: we can cross that bridge when we get to it)
and definitely we'd need "events," things that happen throughout the game/season. Players getting suspended, injured, improving, declining,etc.
>>68225769
Trying to keep that bumped would be hell. /qst/ is slower and has a solid userbase
>>68225973
tha'ts all well and good and you seem to have the right mindset about it, but the main initial focus should be about the actual gameplay itself, the other parts are extraneous and are expansions of the core idea, but that core idea needs to be formed somehow at first because if that's shit, it all will be.
as far as how we go about that, I usually go from the top-down perspective rather than bottom-up, so I'm looking for what a player is supposed to get out of the game and develop the nuances to fit, rather than the other way around.
>>68225768
Was it? I must have a mental block on that year
>>68225973
Oh, I was just designing a simple dice roll based game, not to be played during season, would take me a couple hours to make, and be fun for a bit. Your idea is a lot more complex than anything I was thinking of creating, although that could be pretty awesome too.
>>68225768
Pretty sure the cowboys lost a week 17 game where it was "win and you're in" for both teams, 3 years in a row, one against each divisional rival.
>>68225853
Too bad the master of evasion couldn't evade death ;_;
F
>>68226009
>>68226027
So we should focus on individual games instead of season long team building?
Thatd be a lot easier to translate into a dice roll game. Im down.
How do we gain yards?
>>68226036
If the Cowboys had even half the line they have now, in 2009, they would habe played in the NFCCG that year
>>68226027
I think both are valid ideas but how you'd approach them would be vastly different. For example, a simpler game that takes a couple minutes to star and less than an hour to finish would not be very complex, and would lean more towards units rather than individual players attempting to carry out certain actions. the more complex we'd go, the more automated certain parts would have to be as well. not that that's bad, but it's a slight barrier to entry to tell people "hey you have to download this client thing and get in this room I'm hosting in order to play and have the computer take care of certain segments for us"
>>68226027
>>68226062
join here it'll be easier to share ideas
https://tlk (dot) io (slash) nflautism
>>68226131
I'm an Anyone But Clinton guy, actually. Was hoping for Bernie to beat her, but would've voted Trump over either one anyways.
>>68226131
Voted for Bernie in my state's primary, have no problem voting for Hilldog in November
>>68226152
You're a disgusting white male fascist. You make me sick. Apologize for slavery already.
>>68226135
on this now.
>>68226164
but Hillary is literally the antithesis to Bernie
>>68226182
I got no problem with trying to reduce racial tensions (not that it will work), but the biggest fish to fry right now is economic growth and stability, and the democrat's way of addressing that is going to be less effective than the republican's way in my opinion so that's why I won't vote for them. pretty simple. you can't win on every issue, so just get the one that you value most.
>>68226239
Sounds like a really long way of saying "I hate women, minorities, and Muslims"
>>68226246
I mean 90% of the time I post its from a proxy nowadays
not rn though, no bans in Cali
