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CIN:Bengals ink Bernard to 3-yr, $15.5M extension
DEN:Report: Broncos offer Miller 6 years, $114.5M
PIT:Todd Haley: Coates had 'tremendous' offseason
IND:Colts, Luck working on 'blockbuster' contract
FA:Report: Dolphins 'not pursuing' Arian Foster
SF:Report: Gabbert is 'heavy favorite' over Kap
ARZ:David Johnson to get 'lions share' of RB work
FA:FA CB Boykin has career-threatening hip issue
NE:Patriots not letting healthy Gronk practice
DEN:Sanchez takes command of 1st-team QB reps
SEA:Prosise expected to be Seahawks' 3rd-down RB
DAL:DAL coaches 'not happy' with Rolando McClain
First for vikes
Dolphins
Lions
>mfw just thought of my Fantasy team name for next year
It's soo stupid, I love it.
>>68226480
uhhhhh he's league MVP so he's the BEST player in the entire league...
>>68226500
I doubt they break .500
>>68226439
>>68226455
Will let you down even when you expect nothing good to come out this season
>>68226508
league MVP: good QB on a good team or an RB with a record season
>>68226480
>""""""""quotation"""""""""""""""""""marks"""""""""
>>68226508
Plus, He got good arms, Good size, Good legs... And good Yogurt.
>>68226500
>>68226470
It's 1997 Cutler Supreme
>>68226291
may the dogma ever be in your favor, or whatever
I don't vote based on rhetoric and hype though, but rather based on who is best for the job. so if you want to meme at someone, look elsewhere.
Reminder that the Raiders are the most /fa/ team in the league.
Ravens
>#Bears offensive lineman Manny Ramirez, who started for the #Lions and #Broncos from 2007-2014, has retired from the game.
>>68226699
Get out of here fake OldBay >:(
What did he mean by this?
>>68226547
There's something very unsettling about that face.
>>68226536
Nah
>>68226778
she prolly gonna get it later
where's that goofy looking dog he has
Tiki, you can pretend to be me all you like but Romo will never win another playoff game in his career
>>68226821
Dude, just give it up. It's pathetic how you think that posting shit that I usually post will build up "cred" with that trip and make people think you're the real me.
>>68226861
Tfw no one can copy my trip
>>68226778
based big dick decker gonna give it to his wife
TYBC
>>68226873
>Wilfork will retire in your lifetime
>>68226821
Why do you think its me?
>>68226861
Look who is talking
Anyways Brady is so overrated
>>68226873
Imitation is the highest form of flattery so I guess I should be honored that this guy >>68226861 is this dedicated to his shitposting
Why did von miller turn down that fat payday?
>>68226887
Hail Carr the Necromancer.
>>68226911
they prolly wouldn't let him fart as much
>>68226899
I love Belichick though. He's truly a Mastermind when it comes to American football.
>>68226891
Sad now
>>68226906
'But sometimes it's just a slap in the face, kind of like deadpool to deathstroke, except you're nowhere near as cool as deathstroke and never will be, imagine like you're a powerless, ugly wonderwoman, and he's an even weaker, uglier batgirl.
>>68226591
I get at least one impersonator every two weeks. Try to keep up, kid.
>>68226935
batgirl isn't an imitation of wonder woman, wonder girl is
>>68226935
>'But sometimes it's just a slap in the face, kind of like deadpool to deathstroke, except you're nowhere near as cool as deathstroke and never will be, imagine like you're a powerless, ugly wonderwoman, and he's an even weaker, uglier batgirl.
That kinda made sense pham
>>68226945
You sound like a real winner. I remember you saying the same thing last year about the trips your planned on impersonating
>>68226591
>>68226699
>>68226821
>>68226861
>>68226899
>>68226906
>>68226945
>>68226963
this thread is literally 3/5ths old bay.
>>68226977
What the hell are you talking about?
>>68226993
How can we make it 100% Old Bay?
>tfw you're impersonating Old Bay, but you don't even know what his favorite teams are because he literally never talks about sports
>>68227006
create /obg/ and we'll never see him again
>>68226993
No, it's 1/3 me and 2/3 the imposter
good thread guys
>>68227049
back to /mlb/ horsefucker
>>68227049
As bad as you tripfaggots are anons who circlejerk about trips all the time are the worst
>>68227065
>this is the type of people the generals have caused
I miss 2009-2010 /sp/
>>68227091
back to /mlb/ horsefucker enabler
>>68227091
>he doesn't realize he's part of the problem
why don't you go back to wiping your girlfriends wet slimy ass
>Ryan Shazier beat the Steelers WR 40 yard race at camp
Is Shazier that fast or their WR's that slow?
>>68227088
Confirmed for fake BB. Everyone knows Tiki is now a girl
>>68227146
unofficially he ran a 4.36 at his pro day
What did he mean by this?
>playing Madden '10
>half the players don't play anymore
>>68227172
It's copypasta man
>>68227165
pro day times are pretty unreliable, they always run faster than what those guys run at the combine and private workouts
>>68227165
ohio state field subtracts at least a tenth of a second from actual 40 times
>>68227222
>>68227244
i mean he also ran a 4.38 at the 2014 NFL scouting combine but yeah you guys are right
>>68227076
anons who circlejerk about trips are just trips with their trips off.
>>68227275
Huh so he did. Must be because he doesn't have an hair to cause wind resistance
>>68227318
WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE
>>68227402
Too soon man, too soon.
I tried to do a smug Pepe look for you guys.
T.Oni
>>68227473
I never noticed that Del Rio has Steve Buscemi eyes
Hi guys. Another dark and dreary day in my life. All I feel is pain and ache. McCarthy the worse coach in the league is still the packer coach and my team still hasn't won a game this year. I think I should legally change my name to eternal blackness because that is all I am in the void that is my soul.
>>68227599
Nice dubs.
Stephen Holder @HolderStephen 4m4 minutes ago
Irsay said the Colts have never hid from the expectation that contract will be massive. But hopes deal can be "Colts friendly" too.
>>68227815
Why would any athlete take a club friendly deal? The teams are trying to jew every last dime from them, whenever possible. Tom Brady is a ckuc for letting Bob Kraft steal from him.
>>68227815
>15 year contract
>150 million guaranteed
how many lines of coke and rocks of crack does irsay use in a day?
>>68227815
>“We’ve changed our model a little bit, because we wanted more than one of these,” Irsay told the paper while flicking up his right hand to show his Super Bowl XLI championship ring.
>the model was pay Peyton lots of money
Fucking Irsey you fucking retard faggot dumbass
>>68227860
Rings are worth more than a couple million dollars to players are you retarded. Any player that thinks they have a shot in hell of winning should structure their contract to allow for team success
>>68227954
>a leaf
and then what happens when it doesn't work. what happens when the team regresses and you're stuck with a shitty contract and no hope in hell of winning a ring?
>>68227913
Well at least he didn't flash the rings the Colts won in Baltimore
>>68227954
>canada being this dumb
when is gookmoot gonna allow us to filter by flag?
>>68228086
you already can if you use 4chanx
Still plenty of time to sign Manziel.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/16052370/lawyer-johnny-manziel-not-giving-2016-season
>$25m/yr for luck
are the colts retarded?
Maybe the Colts just know how shitty the QB position is going to be in the next year 10 years.
>>68228447
So what's the point of trying to lock up a shitty QB?
When it's over
That's the time I fail in love again
>>68228697
>shitty
>>68226911
Because it's the NFL. You have no idea how much is guaranteed.
>>68228724
Oh the nostalgia
alright I'm back. popeye and I worked out the basic ideas for the NFL "board" game, but it will take a while to refine and put into practice. it's supposed to be carried out through posting on a thread though, so it would take place on /qst/ if we can't get our own thread on /sp/. it's pretty neat though, hope that people will get into it.
How the fuck did Rivers get higher than Eli?
>>68229124
probably got a high-grade hookup from being in san diego, not that synthetic stuff
>>68229095
it definitely won't work here with our mods, just post a link to the /qst/ thread when you make it
>>68229124
probably because he's the better quarterback
>>68229181
I get that, it just seems unfairly inconsistent to have a double standard that NFL boardgames aren't allowed, but /trb/ doesn't have to go to /vg/.
>yfw dat berd wins the owl
>>68229341
>Expecting mods to be fair
>>68229341
2 different soccer video games are allowed to have generals on here senpai, the mod is clearly a fan of them
>>68229436
they probably ban anything if the reports get too high. I just got off a ban recently for talking about the nuances of what "puto" means when used by mexicans in a thread talking about the controversy of mexican fans shouting it at their national team's soccer games. that seemed perfectly on-topic to me, and the thread was sports related, yet I got banned anyways. I'm guessing that /sp/ is just too much for them to handle to begin with since they're flooded with reports, so they hand out more bans than they can properly check context for just to keep up.
so yeah, I wouldn't want to risk putting the NFL board game thread on /sp/ even though I think that's where it belongs, it's not exactly fair but it seems like a better survival tactic. we can crosslink to there anyways.
>>68229436
>tfw got a 3 day ban for participating in a thread discussing how Roy Hibbert got fined for saying no homo
>>68229578
nah see I don't really have a problem with those threads personally, it's just that if those are allowed in, so should other things. "what's good for the goose is good for the gander" and so on.
>>68229166
lol
>>68227209
>playing madden 2005
>Can count on one hand players who are still in the game.
But I recently upgraded to 2016.
Based
Black
Punter
>>68230025
I can name at least 10 off the top of my head no problem, are you for real?
>>68230025
brady
fitz
harrison
brees
big ben
vinatieri
rivers
eli
palmer
dawson
you got 10 fingers on your hand bruh?
>>68229210
No he's not. Rivers is a jackass.
>>68230192
at first I mistook that Harrison for Marvin Harrison instead of James
>>68230192
>>68230159
Yeah yeah, Okay, I didn't have the exact count but I guessed.
>>68230249
if marvin was still playing he'd have broken every receiving record ever by now
dude caught a pass in every single NFL game he ever played
>>68230192
He's Canadian. Inbred. 12 fingers
>>68230192
Don't forget
Suggs
T. Newman
Incognito
B. Marshal
Alex Smith
Rodgers
Thomas Davis
D Hall
Wilfork
Darryl Smith
>>68230288
He also killed a man
>>68230330
And Micheal vick, Matt ryan...Sebastian Janikowsky
>>68230416
Vick's basically retired
>>68230416
>Mike Vick playing in 2016
>Matt Ryan playing in 2005
>>68230354
that shouldn't really bother you, should it
>>68230416
>matt ryan
are you retarded?
>http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000667934/article/veteran-manny-ramirez-retires-after-10-seasons
Get fucked Shitcago
>Burrs
>Beating the Lions ever again
>>68230498
A bit. Sorry anon.
>>68230330
Carson Palmer
Cam newton
Aj green
Justin Smith
Eli manning
Terrance Newman
>>68230498
Didn't Marvin Harrison murder a State's Witness? That's like some death penalty shit is most states, Ray Lewis only killed some thugs. Ray Lewis is Batman and Harrison is The Joker
>Eli is a better player than Earl Thomas, Eric Berry, Fletcher Cox and Dez Bryant
The fuck is wrong with the NFL Network
>>68230592
wait the retarded rankings came out today and cox is below someone who's barely top 10 at his position? are there 9 QBs in the top 40?
>>68230592
>average/above-average QB in league where importance is placed upon QB ranks higher than defensive players and a WR
no big surprise here
at any rate blame the players more
>>68230510
>detoilet fag rejoicing that a camp body retired
What next?
Gonna start jumping for joy when rivals start cutting UDFAs too?
>>68230707
>at any rate blame the players more
Novarro Bowman said today that neither he nor any 49er voted on the list, other players have said the same thing in previous years. They claim the players vote for it but it's picked by some NFL Network execs
>>68230671
I guess so because Philip Rivers is rank one spot above him.
Eli is ranked 47
Rivers is ranked 46
>>68230592
qbs always get more credit than they deserve
what else is new
>>68230846
oh, this is news to me
guess that explains a lot
>>68230510
Oh the ironing
>>68230709
>Camp body
He would have been their second best lineman. Serves shitcago right for signing a Lions player
>>68231028
He played for us last year. You can bring up megatron when I laugh at them for losing 2 of their best players on offense.
>>68231049
>He would have been their second best lineman
He was fighting for a roster spot against their starting center, a new 2nd round pick they are lauding, and a pro bowl guard.
Literal camp body who couldnt even make it to training camp.
>>68231173
>spouting a red herring
Lion fans everyone
>>68231306
I think he was thinking Ramirez would have been the Lions second best lineman
>>68230592
>posting the persona # obligatory blue-haired orphan
I'd take you more seriously if you posted a good one instead
>>68231403
Didnt you see the lions draft!
They are gonna have the best offensive line in the league!
Pundits that say they reached over and over be damned!
>>68231403
He was our best last year senpai. Who do the burrs got, other than Long, that's worth anything?
>>68231524
>Being this upset
Will the Raiders have a winning season this year?
>>68231694
Lol look at the 2 white dudes
Blue shirt is like "he's going to ruin my beloved vjj" pink shirt is like "I love that strong black man"
>>68231694
You dont have to be upset to see how delusional lionsfags have been this offseason.
Its funny, the only thing they can hang their hat on is beating a shitty bears team.
The problem is, they too are punching bags at the bottom of the NFC North, they only won 1 more game than the shitball bears did.
>>68231805
>Jack Del rio as hc
>Carrs record against winning teams
No.
>>68231854
>Not hating a division rival no matter how bad your team is
And don't forget >we beat the puckers in lamblow too
>be 2018
>racial intolerance now a crime
>penalty is rehabilitation (camps)
>work in multi-cultural employer store
>take my tolerance pills at 8am sharp
>a xale walks up and asks that I help xim to xis eco-safe FAA-approved hover drone with xis gluten free, non-gmo, only grain, nutritional groceries
>load the drone and send xim off
>"have an empowered day xir!"
>another person comes up to my checkout wearing an Equal Opportunity Football League Jersey
>Kirk Cousins
>try not to stare, ring up the groceries while nervously shaking and sweating
>"hey did you see the game yesterday?"
>"n-no I missed it, what happened?" I stuttered
>"The Native Americans won 54-13" he boasted
>"Ah, the 'skins are pretty good right-" before I could I finish I immediately realised what I said, I received glares from everyone in the store, I tried to apologize but was cut off.
>"X-xir I'm so-", he interrupted me with his offensive word alert phrase : "Triggered."
>the alarms sound, the store is locked down, red warning lights flashing everywhere.
>my boss arrives, a pro-life, pro-body positive, gender-fluid, xemale rose-kin, from her mobility hovercraft.
>"is there a problem here?"
>before I know it, xe screams "XE UTTERED AN OFFENSIVE WORD"
>My boss stares at me, I called for my male to female interpretation device, it's malfunctioning.
>"Xs. I didn't mean to, it was accidental!"
>xhe stares at me with rage, "you have racially raped this fine citizen, your punishment will be decided accordingly."
>I cry and accept my fate, I am gassed and pass out.
>wake up in chair, strapped down, forced to watch mandatory 9 hour racial, gender, privilege sensitivity video
>I am anesthetized, I wake up with a terrible pain in my temples.
>hear a voice, "You have been fitted with a insensitivity regulation chip"
>released from camp, return to work.
>>68231981
You seem lost, let me help you.
>>>/pol/
>>68231969
Fudge packers won't even break .500 this season
>>68232067
Still good enough to win our shithole division
>>68232067
Rodgers is on the decline
>>68231969
>>we beat the puckers in lamblow too
Yep, it must have felt really good to snap that 25 game losing streak. It was really important to keep you out of 4th place in the NFC North.
Too bad it couldnt get you to .500
Maybe youll hit .500 next year with all that momentum!
>>68232067
Everyone has said this every year since 2010, hoping and praying.
Too bad it simply is just wishful thinking.
>copa america
>euro starting soon
>nba finals
>stan leec up
>da lympics in august
maybe this summer won't be so bad, getting tired of every summer being baseball, nascar, and mls
I love the Raiders.
>>68232185
>Everyone has said this every year since 2010
Literally everyone considered the puckers to be the best team going into 2011
>>68232245
no you don't, you are under the spell of Carr the Necromancer. don't fall for it, your soul could be eaten by his lichness
>>68232204
but summer always had nba finals and the stan lee
>>68232280
Nobody said that rival NFC North fans were smart.
>>68232280
>going into 2011
that 15-1-and-done season was pretty fun to watch. we would've beaten you in lambeau too if the giants hadn't got there first.
>>68232204
i mean the cup is pretty much decided already
>>68232300
they'll end soon though, and then we have the rest of june, plus july and august. at least this year june and august will be better.
>>68229419
carson palmer can't win playoff games.
and if he isn't injured the secondary is.
>>68232294
I was born in the Bay and I will die in the Bay.
>>68232345
>we would've beaten you in lambeau
>you
>>68232345
Not really.
>>68232392
You know what won't end soon? Your virginity.
>>68232424
What a fitting picture for being a lions fan.
>>68232424
>>68232425
we were the best team that year. should've beaten the giants and then the patriots, but you all remember that fuckup. the season was magical up until that point though.
>>68232428
>already lost my v-card almost a decade ago now
well obviously an event can't happen in the future if it only happens once and it happened in the past, but phrasing it that way is just nonsensical
>>68232541
You son of a bitch.
Raiders > Lions.
>>68226877
I miss Decker
>>68232631
I mean they are a young talented team on the rise, vs a team who had a shitty draft and lost the best receiver in the game.
I could see the argument.
>>68232631
>Can't even beat the Lions when they were tanking for the #1
>>68232631
not setting a real high bar there champ
>>68232716
Matt Millen
>>68232730
Says the eagles fan
>>68232740
Got us GOATford
>>68232796
yup
>>68232798
At least a lot of your fanbase realize how mediocre he really is.
A lot of yards every season isnt impressive when you throw more than any other QB in the league.
>>68232914
Found the memewater supporter
>>68232798
We got a working Carr
>>68232993
Bridgewater is very much like Stafford and Cutler.
Mediocre, but lauded by apologist fans because they have never seen a decent QB before.
>>68232809
So you really shouldn't be judging anyone's team at all
If Elway has even half a brain, he'll let Von Nigger walk
>>68233199
What does that make Carr?
>>68233039
We've got the Ansah (Answer)
>>68233272
Carr is garbage time elite
>>68233377
Ansah isn't a Mack
>>68231805
Yeah probably.
>Derek Carr is already the best young QB in the league (3 or fewer years of experience) and rapidly improving
>only arguments against Carr are obscure irrelevant stats like his team's record vs teams with a winning record or the garbage time myth
>two potential 1000 yard receivers in Cooper and Crabtree
>decent supporting receivers (Roberts in the slot, Holmes as an occasional deep threat, Walford's a tight end)
>an already great offensive line (good enough to take a completely average runningback like Latavius Murray to 1000 yards) improved further with the addition of Osemele
>defensive front line depth like you wouldn't believe
>Mack, Irvin, MEJ, Aldon Smith when he comes off of suspension, Dan Williams eating up space with his fat ass
>secondary, the biggest hole last season, got patched up in a big way with the emergence of David Amerson, the signings of Sean Smith and Reggie Nelson, and drafting Karl Joseph
>special teams solid as always
>schedule got much easier since last year, swapping out the AFC/NFC North for the AFC/NFC South
They're going to win a minimum of 8 games.
>>68233463
You're right, he's better than Mack
>>68233499
I can't wait for the Raiders to finish the usual 6-10 next year
>>68233463
Your receivers aren't Golden
>>68233817
But one is a GRABtree
>Raiders and Lions fans fighting
It's like that cripple fight episode of South Park
>>68233804
This. People forget they're the raiders
>>68234008
Hey man. Any team other than the Browns or Lions can turn it around?
>>68233943
Uh, uhhh....I got nothing
>>68233990
Both of their teams did well though
>>68233499
Seems like copypasta
Carr chokes against winning teams early the accrues garbage time numbers. Been that way for 2 years.
Del rio is a loser coach
They'll got tops 8-8 and say next year we got this
>>68234145
>being 7-9 is the bar for being good
It entirely depends on your perspective I guess.
>>68233302
Making two meme sacks in the Superbowl on a stacked fucking defense does not merit a 50 million dollar contract
>>68234215
Its some other AFC West fan trying to make the Raiders look bad. Honestly, its almost spammed now in every thread.
>>68234297
don't forget
>meming on Marcus Cannon
who is a great player
>>68232680
John Cena
>>68234387
if players got paid for memery then Tebow would still have a job
>>68234215
>Carr chokes against winning teams early the accrues garbage time numbers. Been that way for 2 years.
Do you even know what garbage time is? Carr was in exactly zero games with meaningful garbage time last year.
>>68234560
>meaningful garbage time
This is why I should be the only one making copypastas
>>68234645
Name one.
The only game the Raiders played in garbage time was Cincinnati, where Carr got hurt in the 1st.
>>68234726
>Garbage time
>Meaningful
>>68234669
>trying to hoard all the meme influence for yourself
oh I get it, this is one more way for Necromancer Carr to spread his lich tentacles into unsuspecting minds
>>68234756
You missed the point, then.
Meaningful as in a large enough portion to make any real impact to his stats.
>>68234769
Don't say tentacles, you'll arouse P12 and BB
>>68234894
You mean games where he fucked up early, his team got in a hole, the other team played soft d and watched as Carr tried to work his way back?
I'd say most of the teams over 500 that is exactly what happened.
And that's why he can't beat decent teams but puts up decent stats. Throws 2 ints first half other team builds up a 14 point lead before the first half ends Etc
You aren't good if you take a shit on the field then burying it. Lol
>>68235283
I took a shit on your mom's tits before she let me berry my dick in her
>>68235064
I said into their minds not up their bum
>>68235675
Funny you bring this up...
Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.
Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.
The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.
I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my 360 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.
>>68236035
Tiki you sick fuck.
>>68234769
>gints 2014
>dubs 2015
>shorks 2016, assuming they don't shork like always
>tfw this leads to raiders 2017 in order to complete necromancer carr's bay-wide summoning circle
>>68235283
>I'd say most of the teams over 500
>Bengals
Carr didn't play most of the game with a hand injury
>Broncos 1
Close game, a forced throw caused indirectly by a missed field goal earlier in the game put a win out of reach late in the 4th
>Jets
A commanding win.
>Steelers
Honestly the best game Carr had last year. Very close game lost by the Raiders pass defense being unable to cover Antonio Brown.
>Vikings
A close game until Adrian Peterson wore out the Raiders' D and blew it open in the 4th
>Chiefs 1
Raiders held the lead going into the 4th. Carr played well until he blew it in the 4th.
>Broncos 2
Another win. Carr played very well, especially when you consider he was against the best defense in the league.
>Packers
Held the lead in the 3rd and had it close going into the 4th quarter. Packers put it away on field goals
>Chiefs 2
Honestly the only game that comes close to fitting your description.
Dont see a hell of a lot of garbage time for Carr in there.
>>68236063
ancient pasta is ancient bro
>guy shooting: cowboys
>hoop: playoff hopes
>giant broccoli: the injury bug
I am a fan of an above-average football team
>>68236189
I want to bring the giant broccoli man back
>>68236189
jordan hicks is looking pretty dominant, snapping a pass at the line like that
>>68236204
I hope for the day when we can say we're not complete shit.
>>68236084
>peninsula 2014
>east bay 2015
>south bay 2016
the circle would already be complete, it's just a matter of figuring out what The NecromanCarr is going to summon. it has to be something even larger and more devastating than the others.
>>68236215
I miss a lot of the old memes, this one was one of my favorites. someone reminded me again of "SO THERE I WAS BEING MICHAEL VICK" the other day, those were great. I could do without the levar burton locker room stories though.
>everyone is so scared of the Cowboys this season they have to cower behind the "what if" scenario of injuries before admitting hoe Dominant the Cowboys could be in 2016
feels good man
>>68236340
the "so there i was being michael vick" meme was never funny
>>68236340
if your list of top NFL QBs doesn't begin with 1.Randy Moss, you don't know shit about sports
>>68237039
If I see Dat bird one more time....
>>68237042
(You)
Howdy /sp/
Your favorite player is Charles Woodson
Now who's your favorite player?
>>68237068
>>68237185
Charles Woodson I guess
>>68236701
Thanks google
Sure is 2009 in here
>>68236730
tomo a cute, but cute tomo a cute too
>>68237659
Faggot
>>68237734
when the whole board is faggots, nobody is
>>68237790
I'm not a faggot though
>>68237796
>I'm not a faggot though
>your team
>your favorite player
>player you wish would GTFO
>last 2 are the number games your teams wins in 5 years
>>68237938
>niners
>bowman
>erik pears
>>68237971
>just over 14 wins per year
forgot my trip but not bad at all
>>68237938
Lions
Stafford now
Rodgers
probably <10
>>68237999
Holy fuck
>>68237999
>99
nice trips
>only 1 off from being 00
you got lucky
>>68237938
Raiders
Mack
No one on the team is Hateable atm
>>68237938
>Falcons
>Matt Ryan
>Paul Worrilow
>>68237938
eags
cox
smith
>>68238061
>average 12 wins a season
based
>>68238065
is he ever going to actually play
>>68237999
>Over 19 wins a season
>>68238065
>13 wins per season
2good2betrue
>>68238078
he couldn't crack the starting rotation in two years man, I'm not optimistic
>>68237938
Jags
Bortles
Cyprien
>>68237938
Bills
Glenn
McCoy
>>68237938
naners
bruce "raging ginger" miller
pears
>>68238209
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>68237659
Jun is such a blockhead
>>68237938
Cowboys
Dez Bryant
Shit, Lee easily
>>68237938
Browns ( JUST )
Haden/Barnidge/Thomas
The FO
>>68238209
>09
lucky I had you covered already >>68237971
>>68238266
he seems to have a normal level of insight in general, he's just got a hard case of the NOPE NOPE NOPEs going on there
The Lions fans have been pretty happy ITT, too bad it's the happiest they'll before the season ends
>>68237938
Raiders
Mack
Khalif Barnes (& Marcel Reece)
Barnes & Reece represent the Raiders of old, whereas Mack, Carr, and Jackson represent McKenzie's Raiders. Moving on from them will be representative of a final abandonment of the dysfunctional Raiders era.
>>68238402
>Implying it wont be in preseason when we go 4-0 again
>>68238428
Barnes already left
Reece isn't bad and shouldn't be hated/cut for any reason
>>68238430
You DO know what happened when they went 4-0 right?
>>68238478
Went 10-6 and lost in the WC to the Aints
Or did you mean the other time?
>>68238503
The 0-16 time
>>68238546
The filth is 90%+ gone
>>68238546
That was fun in it's on special way. Like watching a train wreck from inside.
No way it happens unless Stafford goes down for the season
>>68238455
Reece is a bad player and doesn't deserve a spot on this team imo. let the young guys compete
>>68238577
He was the one glimmer of hope before Carr arrived
>>68238603
agreed but not any more, olawale's better and fullbacks are a dying breed. give the roster spot to a receiver
>>68238551
>Avril and Ramirez
Are they the only ones that went on to have some success?
>>68238622
Olawale is a better runner, but nowhere near as complete as Reece he should at least be put at TE opposite of Walford
>>68238623
Other than Calvin and Hanson yes
Mulbach is a >Pro Bowler too
>>68238647
>2 TE meme offense
>>68238675
>Both TEs have to be on the field
>>68238647
Rivera's a better receiving TE and Smith's a better blocker on the LOS
sorry senpai Reece is a good leader but a bad player
>>68238696
Rivera is too inconsistent though, blockers are nice but I'll take a received over a blocker any day, Reece isn't even bad either, this last season has been his worst since he joined Oakland back in 08 (I think) and it's really only because the offense has improved to a point where he wasn't needed that much, he did prove he's still reliable though in week 1
>>68238733
read your post, you're ex post facto justifying reece's inclusion into the 53
i love him too but he doesn't belong on this team. he just doesn't have the talent that belongs, every roster spot on this team is hyper-competitive. i'll take the promising young receiver who's been impressing in training camp over the declining veteran, every time
>Your team
>What team has the best uni
>What team has the worst uni
>What team has the most meme uni
$(ers
Bucs
Panthers
Are the Raiders this year's offseason Chiefs fans?
>>68238762
>throwing one of your best players under the bus
>>68238768
nah Chiefs at least had meme magic on their side Raiders are just shit
>>68237938
Falcons
Ryan
Cam, I fucking hate the faggot
Fug I like Brandon Boykin, hope his hip heals
>>68238777
he's not though, and it's time to realize that
this team is fundamentally better than the raiders of old, and cutting reece would signify that to the world
>>68238766
Lions
Burrs
Bucs
Bucs
>>68238762
That's quite a statement there
>>68238766
Raiders
Raiders
Bucs
Bucs
>>68238777
Those are some trips
>>68238779
>Chiefs
>memes help you win
>>68238766
49ers
there's a few iconic ones all among the top tier, including us, the raiders, cowboys, packers, giants, steelers, and maaaybe the dolphins
bucs, easily, that shit is just awful
seahawks obviously
>your team
>Can your team beat the Philadelphia Eagles in the 2016-17 Season
>Why or why not
Give me some yous to read in the moanin
>>68238823
>doubting meme magic
>>68238843
Memes and playoffs do not mix
This has been proven
>>68228086
>implying moot has any say in features
>>68229635
>you didn't say what you did
>>68238834
nothing will be more meme than the us12s lime green color rush :^)
although it'd be cool if the next naners vs raiders game was color rush: gold vs silver
>>68238879
nothing other than say how much of an overreaction it was by the league
Derek : Crabtree! Are you dropping em on purpose?
Crabtree : Ah ya CAUGHT me
Derek : Goddamn it Crabtree
>>68236730
>Cowboy getting injured as af
>a "what if"
You niggas have no defense. Your WRs are soft and your QB apparently never drank milk as a child.
8-8 at best
>>68230569
>cam newton
>aj green
wat
>>68238888
quads confirm
>gold vs silver
only time silver wins, damn.
>>68238888
Good quads
>Gold vs Silver
I'd be confused for a short while
>>68238766
Raiders
Raiders
Bucs
Seahawks (it'd actually be good if not for the meme pattern all over them)
>>68238907
What's with you and gets?
>>68238823
>>68238933
nice dubs
>>68231854
why do you guys even acknowledge Lionfags?
They were placed on this planet for our merry amusement. Bully them and throw things at them. Don't give them the dignity of acknowledging their opinions.
>>68238948
>that image
>>>/asp/
Go back
>>68238856
then how do you explain the Seahawks' recent success?
>>68239018
>Poton Mogno
>>68238946
Mac gonna have a new project badass tape out at the end of this season
>>68238946
Holy fuck that guy is buff
>>68239043
For you
240 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>phrases that will starts fights ITG
go!
>>68239194
What the fuck is ITG
How long until Montgomery gets an NFL team? They can play at Jordan-Hare.
>>68239235
I'm assuming it means 'in the general'
>>68239235
In today's general?
>>68239184
>no run game
>bad offensive line
>defense is weaker
10-6 and first round exit
>>68239273
>>68239276
Which is it?
>>68239194
The cowboys are good
The Patriots don't cheat
Derek Carr is a good QB
Brian Dawkins didn't deserve a ring
Old Bay
>>68239303
i don't know, faggot. I'm not the one who used it.
>>68238766
pats
Pats red
Bucs
Injured bees
>>68239333
Good trips
>>68239333
But the cowboys are good
Which NFL city has the most tasteful architecture? I'll start
>>68239591
True story, I fucked Ms. Apple in 1998, she's really nice but uses that fame to get stuff
>>68239556
Seattle, in addition to natural beauty
/nfl/ is dead
>>68240045
Your mom is dead m8
>>68231694
Everything about that picture is amazing.
>interracial couple
>gay couple
>A'Shawn
>>68239777
>tasteful
>one of the tallest buildings is shaped like a penis and called the "Space Needle"
>>68240232
>needle
>shaped like a penis
Ay yo lmao this anon got a needle dick
>>68239043
uuuu
>>68240211
no, that's my dad you're thinking of
>>68240246
I filled up your mothers space with my needle if you catch my drift
>>68239777
>implying there's anything tasteful in shittatle
>>68240275
Like I give a fuck
>>68240311
just trying to help you out
http://www.businessinsider.com/nfl-considering-medical-marijuana-2016-6
ricky williams was born in the wrong era
>>68229419
Oh, hey Carson.
>>68237938
Jets
Marshall
Geno
>>68238766
Raiders
Buc's
Seahawks
GOAT uniform was this blue pats uni, why were late 90s-early 2000s uniforms so based, the chargers powder blue was amazing as well.
God Damn do I feel bad for O'Brian after watching Hard Knocks. Having a son like that has got to be hard on a guy.
![HBO.Hard.Knocks.Houston.Texans.2015.S10E03.720p.mp4_snapshot_51.19_[2016.06.09_08.46.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sX92Y4G.jpg "HBO.Hard.Knocks.Houston.Texans.2015.S10E03.720p.mp4 snapshot 51.19 [2016.06.09 08.46.02]")
>>68241151
>>68237938
>Pats
>Brady 1, Dion Lewis 2
>Marcus Cannon you fucking embarrassment to the right tackles of the world
The Eagles defense will finish top 5 this year
>inb4 old gay reply
>inb4 tiki reply
>>68241151
I like O'Brien as a person, I just wish he wasn't our coach.
Kubiak and Phillips never should have been fired. Rick Smith should've been out the door instead.
EDP'S BIRTHDAY TODAY NIGGAS
EAGLES FANS UNITE
GET THE FUCK IN HERE IF YOU CELEBRATING THE FO FO FIVE WAY MY NIGGAS
OGEATDATPUSSY NIGGAS
>>68241729
>Fletcher Cox to the Ravens for a bucket of KFC and some Kool-Aid
>>68241151
There's a lot in this world I won't understand until I become a parent, such as having the energy and patience to deal with a kid like that
>>68237938
Dolphins
Cam Wake
Dallas Thomas
get
Where's my bitch boy @Sneak
>>68238766
Dolphins
Bills desu
Bucs
Arizona diamondbacks. That shit is so meme, I can't even nominate an NFL team over it
>>68242658
In my pants.
>>68231891
Hell yes. 16-0
Ahh fuck I just remembered touchbacks are moved to the 25 yard line now
Gonna be such a meme season
>Rams will pick up extension talks with Fisher
Christ, hopefully it's just to avoid the whole lame-duck thing. I can't imagine what's it like being a Rams fan with him at coach for so long
But anyway guys, If you want an early dose of Football, CFL Just started.
>>68233804
The "usual" for the raiders is 4-12.
>>68226376
Looks just like the Nürburgring.
>>68242366
Hbd edp
>>68242729
As overrated as Fischer is he definitely made them a competitive team in each of the 4 seasons he's been coach
You have to remember just how bad the Rams were with Linehan/Spagnulo in the late 00s
>>68242753
sounds awful
>>68242920
It's actually good Anon, 2 preseaon weeks, 20 regular season weeks, 9 Teams.
>>68243099
>>68241801
>A godawful 2-14 season where they had 3 awful QB, broke the record for most consecutive pick 6s and had a large drop after their 12-4 season a year before
>Let's keep everyone there and piss of not only fans but people legitimately invested in a team
I agree on Smith but you shouldn't have keep Kubiak at all. Hell Philips was the only reason the Broncos won the Super Bowl because their defense was elite. Offense was hot garbage until Brock actually did the things Kubiak wanted and still was benched for Peyton because of no experience.
Hell O'Brien did more than Kubiak did his first two years in Houston and with 6 different QBs.
I bet you think it wasn't Hoyer's fault for shitting the bed against KC.
Jesus fuck Fairweather Toxins fans are shit.
Reminder that you can't quell the Bell.
>>68243431
"literally who"
>>68243510
>literally who
dem 'boys winning this year? anyone got a info on the fix? is the fix even in yet?
>>68243542
desu I completely forgot about >Kenny
>>68243542
Didnt he get hurt last year and got put on IR? I dont know why but I thought he got waived
>>68243656
Yeah. A hamstring injury stopped his rookie year. He was put on IR becaise of that. But during recent OTAs he's been making a strong case for the slot position.
Also, I think I'll add this meme to the list
You can't sway Aguay
>>68242761
>>68233804
>>68234008
>they unironically think the Raiders are going to be bad this season
>>68243822
>Traded up
>Second rounder
>FOR A KICKER
You guys do know that janikowski was drafted by the fucking raiders right?
And only because they literally didn't have the cap space for anyone else who would hold out of their rookie deal
>>68243979
Don't forget Ray Guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s04I7X51myA
>Cam Newton has retired his celebration move, "The Dab"
What's the next fad?
Is there anything more comfy than having a franchise QB?
>>68244018
having a franchise QB and actually having a good team around them
>tfw Austin burns so many backs this season you could call him the goddamn Sun
Happening.
>>68243431
we will remind them
>>68244399
>le jet sweep speedy man
literally a meme receiver
he's really good as a running back in madden tho
>>68244522
why did you go from p12 to p11
>Buccaneers' HC Dirk Koetter dismissed TE Austin Seferian-Jenkins from practice today
>>68244560
Indicated he "didn't know what he was doing." "That's between us."
>>68244560
>>68244570
ASJ being the bigger man and handing the job to Cameron Brate before training camp even starts
what a swell guy
>>68244547
I got demoted
and by that I mean I fucking suck at typing on my phone
maybe the picture of tavon austin subtly influenced me to change it to 11
>>68242882
Come on man, I'm supposed to be the Ravens trip who says stupid things
>>68244671
You can both be the idiot! Every one here is already one.
>>68244658
that makes sense
now what does p12 mean?
>>68238843
Meme magic ain't helping the Royals. Orioles magic is the only proven magic to exist in the /sp/ world
>>68244714
police12
>>68244714
Its a Phosphorus isotope you cretin
>>68244742
i feel very dumb
>>68244748
isotopes are denoted by hyphens
>>68244777
He's an eagles fan, you really expect him to know that?
>>68244757
you look it too
How come white people are the best at every position other than RB, WR and CB?
>>68244793
considering that i knew it, yes i have that expectation
>>68244803
thankfully i'm used to both
>>68244811
Superior genetics
>>68242882
>competitive team
le "upset one big team every year and still have a losing record" man.
>You have to remember just how bad the Rams were with Linehan/Spagnulo in the late 00s
Fisher didn't even coach the team to a better record than Spags' first season.
>>68244811
affirmative action
>>68244811
>DT
>DE
>LB
>SS and FS
>>68244811
>>68244881
It's true.
Best QB: Tom Brady/Aaron Rodgers
Best OT: Joe Thomas
Best OG: Marshall Yanda
Best C: Alex Mack
Best TE: Rob Gronkowski
Best DL: JJ Watt
Best LB: Luke Kuechly
Best S: Eric Weddle
Best K, P: tough question but it's a safe bet they're both white
>>68244881
i wish to omit DE from this post
>>68244881
>DE
>DT
Hi.
>>68244913
Watt actually plays both DT and DE.
>>68244881
>DT
may have us there
>DE
JJ Watt
>LB
Luke Kekley
>SS and FS
Harrison Smith and Eric Weddle are the best safeties since age killed Ed Reed in 2012
>>68244908
>Best S: Eric Weddle
at least say Harrison smith
>>68244938
Still white.
>>68244908
>recognize defensive line as a single position
>yet recognize offensive line as three separate positions
>kuechly
that is scheme dependent
>weddle
that is simply incorrect
>>68244938
Weddle > Smith
>>68244955
Watt is both the best DT and the best DE though.
>>68244014
Hit dem folks
>>68244926
watt also plays TE and plays incredibly inconsistent in that role
just because he occasionally plays at DT doesn't mean he's the best DT in the league
>>68244970
see above
>>68244934
I'd say Berry was the best safety in 2013.
>>68244955
>>kuechly
>that is scheme dependent
Nigger he's a middle linebacker, how the fuck is that scheme dependent?
>>68244948
I prefer Earl Thomas but Smith is elite too
>>68244963
not anymore
>>68244988
>occasionally plays at DT
Not true. He plays almost exclusively inside when they roll out 4 down linemen. Him playing TE is just a meme.
>>68244399
I'm drafting him pretty high in fantasy desu
No steal
I think him Goff and gurley gonna do great things
>tfw gym wifi blocks 4chan
>web proxies fuck up the catalog and JavaScript so can't post
Wat do lads?
Running out of my 2gb limit
>>68244989
You'd be wrong
>>68244997
because there exist 3-4 OLB that are better than kuechly
>>68245007
and he's still not the best DT in the league
>>68245041
I'd say Aaron Donald is the #1 and JJ Watt is the #2 at DT.
>>68245041
You're a special kind of stupid you know that?
>>68245091
i don't think i'm special at all
>>68245041
When someone states lb they generally means inside linebackers
3-4 olbs would be grouped in with pass rushers
Of course a trip fag wouldn't know pretty basic to intermediate football knowledge
>>68245071
Aaron Donald is a meme. Run right at him and see what happens
>>68245112
>3-4 olb's are grouped with pass rushers
we were literally just referring to watt as a DE
>Rough news for the Saints: DE Hau'oli Kikaha tore his ACL, sources say. Last year's second-round pick likely done for the season.
>inb4 bucme claims he/she/it was only pretending to be retarded
>>68245210
Can't Drew Brees donate some of the 900 million he's getting paid to help him?
>>68245217
being retarded is in my nature sadly it's scarcely an act
>>68245230
>implying Flacco isn't earning the same kind of money
>Season in jeopardy: Rob Gronkowski suffers broken fibula in motorcycle accident
Season in jeopardy: Rob Gronkowski suffers broken fibula in motorcycle accident
>Season in jeopardy: Rob Gronkowski suffers broken fibula in motorcycle accident
Season in jeopardy: Rob Gronkowski suffers broken fibula in motorcycle accident
>Season in jeopardy: Rob Gronkowski suffers broken fibula in motorcycle accident
Season in jeopardy: Rob Gronkowski suffers broken fibula in motorcycle accident
>Season in jeopardy: Rob Gronkowski suffers broken fibula in motorcycle accident
>>68245265
Are you that simple minded you don't understand how the salary cap works? Flacco has a cap hit of 22 million while Brees' contract costs the saints 30 mil and shoots up past 40 mil next year
>>68245283
great source, anon
>>68245391
Say the shitposter who never cites sources, where'd I leave my leafblower?
>>68245283
>Thread in jeopardy: Anon suffers fractured anus over Patriots dominance
>>68245425
Stay salty patsbitch
>>68245444
4 rings bitch
>>68245450
>4 rings**** in 60 years
Boston is a pathetic sports town and you know it. Only you chowderheads would think the Red Memes are elite after going 90 years with no rings
>>68245450
Yeah, well I got 3! 3 is bigger than 4.
>not having 13 NFL Championships
LAWL
>Kaepernick is going to lose the starting job to Blaine Fucking Gabbert
What do whiner fans think about this?
>>68245549
>implying pre-owl championships aren't just really old NFC championships
>>68245565
I'm fucking laughing.
>Fitz still being a jew
Will Geno get his shit together?
>>68245567
>Implying the packers wouldn't have pushed the shit in on every single team from the Mickey mouse league that was the A"F"L
>not having 0 NFL championships
Do you guys even /struggle/
>>68245612
Unitas >>>>>>>> Starr
>>68245600
>geno getting his shit together
kek
>>68245618
Count the rings nigga
>>68245632
Count the MVP's nigga
>>68245670
>Manning vs brady the beginning
>>68245616
>not having any winning seasons since 2002
Do YOU even struggle?
>>68245600
>Shitspatrick thinks he's worth 16M
Let me remind everyone of this.
https://youtu.be/7B_qhBBxZas?t=118
1:58 if the embed doesn't work
>>68245683
I don't think Starr and Unitas were massive dome babbies and/or cheaters
>>68245699
That's true though
Stand up men that both deserve infinitely more respect than brady or Budweiser Manning
>>68245685
He ain't worth $16 mil but he's worth more than $8 mil
They should sign him for $10 mil with up to like $15 in incentives but $12 mil of them actually relatively attainable
>>68245711
>jest thought they would be hot shit this year
>eagles sign backup qbs and bradford and fuck up qb market
>fitz will now not sign with the jest
pats eagles broship strikes again
>friendly reminder Raiders fans are so desperate for anything they do to be relevant they attempted to steal Based Rivers
>friendly reminder they are a dumpster fire and will never be relevant, no matter what they say
>>68245717
If they think the offense will even be 50% as effective with geno at the helm they're fucking kidding themselves
Just sign fitzmagic and end this shit
Give him $12 mil and be done
Fucking extend Wilkerson and lower his cap hit for this year or something
>>68245735
What are you even on about, Chicano?
>>68245748
Raiders suck homie.
2016
>Contenders
Patriots
Seahawks
Packers
Panthers
>Pretenders
Lions
Giants
Cardinals
Colts
Ravens
Steelers
>>68245735
>chorgers fans calling anyone irrelevant
holy jej
>>68245764
Lions are not even pretenders, they're just shit.
>>68245735
The Raiders never attempted to acquire you assnazi
>>68245735
>and will never be relevant
you mean they will never go back to being relevant, it's not like they have titans-tier history
>>68245764
>counting out the ravens
its like 2012 in here
>>68245764
>Packers
>Contender
Psh.
>>68246085
>0 rings since 2012
>>68246115
fixed
>Contenders
Patriots
Seahawks
Cowboys
Packers
Broncos
>Pretenders
Packers Again
Panthers
Packers
Lions
Giants
Cardinals
Colts
Ravens
Steelers
>>68246141
ok
and
>>68246156
Every team in the league is better than yours.
>>68246156
My team just got theirs
>>68246172
okay
>>68246210
I have 3 rings. Kiss my ass.
>>68246259
I.have 6
>>68246284
I worked with a guy in the 80s who won four with the Steelers as an athletic trainer. I wish I stayed around with them.
>>68246396
>7 posts early
>>68246420
I don't care
>>68246396
Kys
>>68239278
>No run game
>>68245320
uhhhh this is a contract year for Brees, my friend.
>>68245604
Lol
>>68246154
Garbage list, kys senpai.
![chicago-14-09-65451-1024x682-8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F6pwNKo.jpg "chicago-14-09-65451-1024x682-8[1]")
>>68239777
Seattle is naturally beautiful, but Chicago Architecture is unlike any other.
