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NO:2015 second-round DE Kikaha suffers torn ACL
TB:ASJ removed from OTAs, posts cryptic tweets
CLE:Hue: RG3 still 'mastering' the QB position
DEN:Von Miller wants first three years guaranteed
DEN:Broncos sign first-round QB Paxton Lynch
LAR:Rams talking extensions with Fisher, Snead
DEN:Report: Von Miller could sit out 2016 season
NE:Chris Hogan generating buzz at Patriots OTAs
CIN:Bengals ink Bernard to 3-yr, $15.5M extension
DEN:Report: Broncos offer Miller 6 years, $114.5M
PIT:Todd Haley: Coates had 'tremendous' offseason
IND:Colts, Luck working on 'blockbuster' contract
So who do the Packers lose to in the playoffs this season?
It's official
Post Rivers memes
So I was reading some Chinese person in Ireland's Masters thesis and this was in it.
Made me chuckle
>>68246432
Redskins, Falcons, or Lions.
>>68246432
Aids
>>68246455
How does it take front offices more than a few days to get their rookie contracts done, especially for the guys going in the first few picks?
lets start this thread with quality memes
>>68246388
>IND:Colts, Luck working on 'blockbuster' contract
which front office is dumber? the colts or cowboys?
>>68246608
The Colts. Don't they know Blockbuster is out of business?
>>68246499
that last line is spot-on, i'm impressed.
Thats it roaches, keep arguing about who the best team is going into the 2016 season. It doesnt matter, youre all a victim to my game.
Go jags.
Why are all these AFC teams fans getting delusional
>>68246625
She pretty much nailed everything. Can't wait to see the Patriots in the Super Cup this year
>>68246682
when the hell did the jaguars get a fan?
>>68246692
they are seriously approaching cowboy-tier delusion.
>>68246562
EVERYTIME
>your team
>your W/L projection
>last 2 is the number of games your team loses in 5 years
>>68246748
Lions
9-7
- Romo is going to throw less times than Russell Wilson.
- Romo will lead the league in Passer Rating.
- Romo will have a career low Int%
- Romo will lead the league in TD%
- Romo will play at least 14 games in the regular season
- The Cowboys have two 1,000 yard recievers
-Dez will lead the league in TDs (again)
- The Cowboys will rush for over 3000 yards
- The Cowboys will have the #1 offense
- Cowboys will score over 30 points a game
- Cowboys defense will be a Top 10 Defense
- Cowboys will play in the NFCCG
>>68246748
Raiders 9-7
>>68246778
>2 wins in 5 years
Steelers winning #7 this season
>>68246748
Raiders
10-6
>>68246801
>one fucking win in 5 years.
>>68246823
I dont think you understand the game, loinsman
>>68246799
Goddammit man.
>>68246799
Oh fuck
>>68246779
why are all cowboy fans dumbasses?
>>68246748
Raiders
8-8 or 9-7
Happy Ramadan, /nfl/
>>68246870
>Happy Ramadan
where are all these jags fans coming from all of a sudden?
>>68246748
Eagles
7-9 pls
>>68246909
OH SHIT
>>68246718
/lifelong/. I usually stay out of typical pats/cowboys/eagles/tripfag circle jerk that these threads always turn into. Offseason is the worst season.
>>68246718
Around the time Bortles, AR-15, and Robinson joined
>>68246748
>Eagles
>7-9
>>68247019
>>68246950
WHAT THE FUCK
https://youtu.be/xnRuimJ03gU
video related, EDP's hairline has JUSTed itself
>>68246856
Most of what I posted is pretty logical and reasonable, anon
>>68247059
JUST
>>68247120
>cowboys da best
>gonna lead all statistical categories
>logical and reasonable
he will remind them
>>68247059
>Masterpiece Theatre presents...
>EDP wants to fight some ladys dog
>>68246718
whatever happened to FJM anyways? last I heard, he lost his flag. does he just lurk as anon now and I never noticed?
>>68247182
whoa now i never said all categories please stop blowing things out of proportion dont use SJW fallacies please
With this Oline and with this Running Corps that alone makes a strong argument for Romo leading in Passer rating. With Zeke, Morris, and McFadden that alome could warrant a 3k yard ruahing yards for the team.
-Bradford is going to get injured less times than Robert Griffin
-Wentz will lead the league in Passer Rating when not adjusting for minimum snaps
-Wentz will not throw an interception all year
-Wentz will lead the league in TD%
-Wentz will play at least 1 game in the regular season (wk 17 1st round bye clinched)
-The Eagles will have a 1,000 yard receiver and 1,000 yard Tight End
-Darren Sproles will obtain another 2,000 All purpose yards
-Jordan Matthews will catch more TDs than Dez
-The Eagles will rush for over 2,000 yards
-The Eagles will have a strategic and advanced offense that isn't about speed only
-The Eagles will score 30 points a game
-The Eagles will be a top 5 Defense
-The Eagles will play in the NFCCG
>>68246748
Raiders
12-4
>>68247296
now this is a reasonable and based set of predictions
>kikaha acl down and out
lel no aints fans left and no one is even talking about it or even cares
suck my dick tbk
>>68247296
10/10
>>68247396
10/10 delusion
#rekt
/thread
bye felicia
>>68246748
>Steelers
>16-0
based NFL top 100 keeping Fletcher Cox deceptively underrated
gonna be ammo we can use to resign him for cheap
>>68247460
You do realize he's going to the Broncos next year right?
>>68247460
I'd like to see a legit report on contract discussions from anyone, anywhere, that said that a contributing factor for why they got over/underpaid is because of where they got ranked on the NFLN Top 100 Players of 20XX list. that would be hilarious and we'd all share a good laugh at whoever was dumb enough to actually do it, the absolute madmen.
im thinking about switching from the eagles to a different team i just cant take the failure anymore
>>68247498
with what cap space
eagles
buh now faggots
have fun literally not posting anything because everything is dead until preseason
i gotta go make some shekles for Mr Goldstein to receive my .001% cut
>>68247567
>its an i forget the file episode
What is the most meme team in the NFL right now? The way I see it it is between these 3 teams:
Panthers:
>Generic team name
>Cyan blue, a meme color
>Black QB
>Bandwagons all over the place now
Seahawks:
>le 12s
>Lime green, the most meme color in the world
>Meme unis
>Generic team name
>Black QB
Bucs:
>Unis are literally "JUST" tier
>Pirate ship in stadium
>Black QB
Am I missing anything?
>>68247508
Your new is the tits
>>68247508
it's p11 now bruh, keep up
>>68247528
what
>>68246388
>NO:2015 second-round DE Kikaha suffers torn ACL
>TB:ASJ removed from OTAs, posts cryptic tweets
>CAR:Exposed
>>68247896
if you need uniforms in order to make a case for memery, our alternates are pretty bad. also, colin kaepernick and chip kelly. I shouldn't have to explain that.
>>68248431
Do you think they will go 0-16?
>>68248431
kaepernick isn't even going to be the starter
49ers have some memes but the majority of their players are just plain ol bad, not memey
>>68248449
best deal ever. rehab as slow as possible, let the new guy take all the loses. collect my 16 million and walk after the season is over
>>68248449
It's funny how the perception of Trent Baalke has changed. People used to consider him one of the best team builder and talent evaluator around but that Niners team really is looking ugly.
>>68248447
no, but 3-13 isn't out of the realm of possibility. I'm thinking about 5-11 is most probably though, possibly 6-10 if we're lucky.
>>68248449
well most of the starters are just "meh", not bad. our defensive talent in particular is undersold because our fucking scheme last year made it look like shit. fuck you mangini, you didn't deserve a job anywhere even before we picked you up, way to prove me right.
but yeah as far as meme players go, we're relatively short compared to some teams now, with guys like mcdonald and aldon gone. we could still get some memery out of kaep on the bench though, since it doesn't look like he'll get traded to denver like he wanted. remember sad sideline alex smith? this could be better.
>>68248532
don't get me wrong, he has made some good hits in the draft, but he's also made some severe misses and the overall picture is average and inconsistent. free agency has the same problem, with more misses than hits compared to the draft.
I think the real problem is that our entire talent evaluation team fell down the shitter once Scout McCloughan left for seattle. he was the guy who should be given the praise for all those guys we got in 2005-2009 that harbaugh was able to refine into bona fide jewels, but he left in 2010 and our scouting hasn't been the same since. baalke can only do so much when his information reliability is bullshit.
>>68246432
the jets
>>68248527
wonder where he'll go after this
i'd really like to see him reboot his career, those games where he shit all over the packers were pretty incredible
>>68248532
i think he just got lucky a decent amount, he's been doing a pretty shitty job in recent years imo
>>68248596
>he was why the $(ers found deep talent
>he left for seattle
>in 2010
Oh shit no wonder the Xehawks started doing well, I was told it was all Carroll. Does this mean we have to put up with those fucks for another decade?
>Brown, Beckham, and Landry have put on a WR boot camp in Miami, with Geno Smith throwing the ball
Oh the meme potential
>>68247508
the misery will never fade
you might find another team
you might find joy in their wins
but you'll always know what the iggs are doing
you can't escape it
>>68248624
>he's been doing a pretty shitty job in recent years imo
I think that's unfair, I mean look at who we got in the 2014 and 2015 drafts
>jimmie ward
>carlos hyde
>marcus martin
>chris borland
>bruce ellington
>dontae johnson
>aaron lynch
>arik armstead
>jaquiski tartt
>blake bell
>mike davis
most of those guys ended up earning their way to starter spots at one point, and are still on the roster as at least backups. from a GM's perspective, that's not bad, but if over half of them are gone 2 years from now then it looks worse. for now though it's just okay.
>>68248637
ha no, he left the seahawks after 2013 (and then they lost the owl in 2014, coincidence?) and is now the GM of the ***skins
>>68248715
>le one hand catch men
>le lego haircut man
>le jaw man
good lineup
>>68248723
hope u don't think that's me famo
>>68246748
Eagles
Depends on divisional QBs, 6-10 to 8-8.
>>68247460
This is dumb. The reason he's low is that no one thinks about 3-4 DEs or 4-3 DTs as highlight players. Teams don't give a shit about a TV show, they already know his value.
Being in the Top 50 would probably increase his value. That just about guarantees he is Top 5 of all 3-4 DEs/4-3 DTs.
>>68248618
Well meme'd my friend.
>>68248764
fletcher cox is basically a poor man's mo wilkerson
>>68248793
Dude, your memes are on fire today.
>>68248624
Same goes with John Schneider. You can count on one hand how many genuinely good players he's drafted since the 2013 class. And I don't think they've had a good signing since Avril/Bennett in 2013 either. Jimmy Graham is a great TE but he's being wasted in Seattle.
>>68248793
mo wilkerson is a poor man's sheldon richardson
>>68248813
>Jimmy Graham is a great TE
he sucks as a TE
just a receiver who won't block
>>68248813
Jimmy Graham is basically a poor man's Benjamin Watson.
>his team doesn't have two different division titles
>>68248838
p12 is basically a poor man's krabs
>>68248885
who's p12, sounds like a real faggot
>>68248848
Tony G was that in ATL especially towards the end of his career. The passing game impact far outweighs the bad.
>>68248881
>his team was the Raiders', Chargers', and occasionally the Chiefs' bitch for years
>>68248881
>his team hasn't won two different league championships
Git gud
>>68248881
>only two
Oh you poor, young child.
>>68248881
>his team changed divisions
git gud
>>68248976
well we've always been in the NFC West ever since we joined the NFL and won 19 division titles there, but we started in a different league entirely. does that count?
>>68248881
The AFC is basically a poor man's NFC
>>68249009
today's dolphins are a poor man who has gambling problems and in severe debt's old dolphins
>>68248976
no Cowshits
no Cheatriots
must have been heaven
>>68249033
The Jets are a poor man.
>>68249037
>a year where the only two relevant football areas were pennsylvania and chicago
paradise
>>68249033
Geno Smith is a poor man's dog's Mike Glennon
The Falcons are a rich man's 80's 49ers
>>68248881
Packers have 3
NFC West, NFC Central and NFC North
>>68249082
nobody is a rich man's 80s niners.
>>68246388
THANK YOU BASED RIVERS
>>68249092
technically it was the NFL West and not the NFC West, and you won both the NFL and NFC Central. so you could claim 4.
>>68249097
But the 80's 49ers are the poor man's 2020's Eagles.
>>68249111
Hell yeah.
How many games til Goff gets injured? He's playing Seattle and Arizona defences 4 times this year. Chandler Jones and Calais are gonna run a train
>>68249152
at least neither of the rookies ended up in the AFCW, there's an excess of pass rush there
>>68246748
>Seahawks
>11
>>68249258
And back to mediocrity you go
Teams with the best chances to win the owl:
1. AZ
2. SEA
3. GB
4. CAROLINA
5.NE
6.PIT
7.CIN
8. KC
9. DALLAS
10. HOUSTON
>>68249293
>Az
>>68246748
eags
8-8
>>68249299
ouch
>>68249299
AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>68249293
NE still that high with the Brady Suspensions?
>>68249299
>>68249317
Don't worry, it's cancelled out by the 9 and/or 19 losses in 5 years guaranteed by the Eagles earlier in the thread.
>>68249350
that's good, i was pretty worried the eagles were going to lose about 20 games a year
>>68249293
>32. GB
fixed that for ya
>>68249293
>1. AZ
>>68246748
>seahawks
>10/6
>>68249396
>>68249297
They didn't lose anybody important in the off season and added pass rush. They got better while everyone else got a little worse
>>68249345
>@Cards
>vDolphins
>vTexans
>vBills
They should still win at least 2.
Also funny how 3 of them are home games, Pats always seem to end up getting off light. It's like how they always faced Peyton at home.
Is Jake Utler is an elite qb and would have 3 owls by now if he had a competent team around him.
>>68249449
ya definitely
so how bad will seattles O-line be this season?
I am worried that Wilson will finally be killed this season.
>>68249449
I always thought he was the epitome of above average with the skillset to be remarkable but it just never happened long term.
>>68249498
Its god fucking awful, the new olineman u guys got was a reach and online rookies are usually terrible. The new chop block rule will also fucj you guys over. I'd say the worst in the league
>>68248929
>no mention of the Broncos
Why are you breaking my balls anon?
>>68249548
I forgot lol. Them too.
>>68246811
That's funny. So how is your boy Le'Veon going to get hurt this season?
>>68249548
Sorry dude I can't rank them, lost a lot of pieces on defense and offense with a rookie qb
>>68249528
well fuck I was really hoping to see Wilson do well
>>68249572
You don't have to rank them, I just enjoy it every time it's mentioned the Broncos and raiders made Seattle their bitch every year in the afc west fampai ;(
>>68246950
/lifelong/ here as well. The NFL is setting up the Jaguars for a Leceister style run to draw more UK fans this season mark my words. It's our year.
>>68249449
Elite QB's make up for bad teams. They also tend to have winning seasons
>>68249603
Flowers had a horrible year and humphries didn't make the starting lineup and both those guys were highly toughted talents. Infedi is expected to start so he might get russel killed especially going up against AZ and LA dlines
Chop blocks should not only be legal, they should be mandatory training. Steroids should be legalized and proliferated. Horse collar tackles should be too.
>>68248425
>implying the Bucs need ASJ to sweep you again
>implying the Bucs had ASJ the last time they swept you
>implying the Bucs didn't start 5 offensive rookies for those games against the Falcons, and still win both
You're the unlikable losers of the division. The only time you manage to escape the other teams' collective hatred is when they remember how fucking horrible you are. Seriously, any notion you Falconsfags have that you inept as fuck team will ever win the Chip needs to be retired, for your own sake, so you can use what remains of your tattered, faithless frame trying to lead a fulfilling existence through means unrelated to the NFL.
>>68249777
nice try roy williams you fucking faggot
>>68249811
I'm not Roy Williams, I'm the son of one of the Raiders' strength trainers.
>>68249708
so wilsons gonna get record high sacks this year isn't he?
>>68249840
Rod Woodson here, GET BACK TO WORK
>>68249988
D.J. Hayden here, HELP ME
>>68249988
I don't work for the Raiders, m8. I work for the Falcons FO.
>>68250079
Oh, y'all should give us Kemal Ishmael
>>68250187
Kemal Ishmael here, I wanna play ILB
>>68250187
I'm an accountant. Not a football guy.
>>68250219
How do I log into my ESPN account?
>>68250301
With your user name and password, lol.
Can anyone else remember the exact moment this happened?
For me I was upstairs watching it in my room for a bit, and like a minute before this I was getting pissed the hawks were about to repeat, with all the dynasty shitposting to accompany it, go downstairs to complain to my brother and he's like "don't worry man, its Brady and the patriots, with 20 seconds left it isn't over, a hailmary or a dragon could happen", and right after he said that, they threw it, got intercepted and we cheered.
Further celebrated and laughed our asses off when the seahawks ruined any slim chance of winning it afterwards with the chimpout.
>>68247896
>2016
>The KC Chiefs not falling in the most meme team
>>68250592
i'd really hope you could remember the exact moment it happened, it wasn't exactly that long ago
>>68250624
I'm not a patriots fan, just hate the hawks.
Also, some people were too drunk to remember it.
>>68249498
This season will be a test for Wilson. It's going to be the first time that the Offense will be through him instead of through Lynch. Luckily for Wilson he still has a a great defense to play behind.
I expect a regression from Wilson this year though.
How do I tear my ACL?
>>68250592
>tfw hawk fag watching this
at least we didn't suck like the panthers I guess
>>68250682
I think he'll struggle at first, but by midseason he'll be fine enough. Rawls is overrated and they'll spend the first season struggling to establish a balanced game.
Wilson balled out over last year's second half even without Marshawn or a consistent presence by Rawls.
See tiki is still shitting up /nfl/... have fun with that guys, I'm out
>>68251047
I think Wilson might do good in the mid-season once they solidify some stuff.
but yeah the running game will probably be dead.
>>68251256
Love you.
Tiki>>>>>>>>>>Old Bay
#imwithhim
>>68249498
It will be bad but Russell will make it work. I think by the end of the year, it will be decent. Russ will learn to get rid of the ball.
>>68251346
wow, i am a #SneakMissile now
>>68251346
Any anon >>>>>>> any tripshit
>>68251346
yo krabs, shut the fuck up
>>68251406
>any anonymity on a sports board.
You do realize the moment someone recognizes what team you root for, you're no longer anonymous. You're "That Eagles Anon" or "That Guy Is a Cowshit fag". The Anon label is just irrelevant after that pattern is established.
By being the "Complains about trips for no real reason anon", no one gives a shit about what you say and it adds nothing.
>>68251047
Im interested how Wilson wil do whrn he has to throw 10+ more times a game. If that offensive line is as bad as everyone says i think we can expect somewhere around 4000 yards, 32 TDs, 15 ints with a mid 90s passer rating. Wilson is a lot like Romo when he was younger. Smart, Mobile, Handsome.
>>68251256
question: why are you always on my nuts name dropping me all the time while I ignore you?
>>68249421
doesn't matter when Palmer will literally throw away their chances
>>68251346
this is what happens when your cancerous general idolizes tripfags and your groomed identities and everyone wants to be the next Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan without understanding what made him funny (the biggest thing being he quit when he was ahead)
>>68251567
This
>>68251636
>while I ignore you
you were posting about oldgay in /nfl/ and /mlb/ the other day, you're more obsessed with him than he is you. I'm actually willing to bet you are the same person
>>68251735
is your major tripology or something? no one fucking cares what you think about tripfaggots
Hello ped-o mod
>he does it for free because he loves the cp
>>68247896
>Am I missing anything?
a brain apparently
>>68247896
>Panthers:
>Bandwagons all over the place now
bullshit
theres 9 panthers fans on /sp/ now instead of the 6 that's been on here for years.
>>68251654
If they play their Cards right, adding a great ruh blocker like Evan Mathis helps sure up the OL and can establish David Johnson (as well as the rest of the RB unit) as a full year success...that let's a ton of pressure off of Palmer.
If their ceiling is SB. Their floor, barring season ruining injuries, is losing in the second weekend of the playoffs.
>>68252475
>If they play their Cards right
>>68251760
i came into the thread an oldbay was arguing with some anon and he thought the anon was me, so i called him out on it
now he is name dropping me again out of no where. sad tbqh
>>68252694
>Trip drama
What an awful day.
>>68252755
why respond then?
>>68247896
the bucs unis are good though
>>68252775
Because my opinion matters, unlike
>>68252792
>>68250592
was over at a friends and was putting my shoes on to leave as soon as lynch walked into the endzone so i didnt have to hear my friends give me crap since i was the only pats fan there. looked u right as it happened
>>68252475
>If they play their Cards right
oh, you.
>>68252475
>If they play their Cards right
>>68252867
>pats fans are Fairweather babies
No surprises there
>>68252792
They're not as awful as people think they are. I have them in a certain tier called "Could Grow On Me, Especially When There are More New Shit Unis"
>>68253176
i don't mind em, but i like the creamsicle ones a lot more
>>68253073
>>68253123
you gotta know when to hold em
know when to fold em
know when to walk away
know when to run
never count your money when you're sitting at the table
>you now remember that Jake "Fucking" Delhomme holds the record for the longest touchdown pass in Super Bowl history
>>68253176
>They're not as awful as people think they are.
I feel the opposite of this. the fact that they exist should be a matter of public outrage, yet people just accept it as "oh well, shit uniform for a shit team"
>>68253176
>They're not as awful as people think they are
You're joking, right? If they did away with the shitty alarm clock numbers, they might at least be passable...
>>68253338
they need to shrink the helmet logo too, that shit cannot stand
>>68253128
>fairweather
how? i wasn't going to not be a pats fan anymore. I just didn't want to hear the bantz
>>68253338
Yeah, the alarm clock numbers are pretty bad. I think they were looking for a sword slash effect, but it failed.
>>68253404
The helmet is what saves it in my opinion. The Bucs were one of the first major redesigns with massive TVs and HD or even 4K resolution in mind. They got stupid with the jersey detailing, but the helmet fucking pops.
>>68250592
had a similar experience, was watching the game at a friend's house and one guy goes "so this is it right, the game is pretty much over, the seahawks got it wrapped up."
then the guy whose house we were at responded with "well not if there's a turnover." and not even 5 seconds later, that play happened. it was fucking weird, but neat.
>>68253527
I don't mind the colors and logo redesign, it just needs to be a SMALLER logo. that is an abomination that reality needs to reject from existence.
Too much lean
What is the Fangraphs.com of football?
>>68247896
Raiders easy
>hc with 10 years coaching, sub 500 record, makes playoffs 2/10 years, went 1 and done. Makes Jeff fisher look like a god
>qb is le garbage time man. Can't beat winning teams, usually buries his team early with a turnover, other teams build a lead then play soft zine to eat up time, racks up yards is seen as raiders messiah by fans
>wr who is drop monkey
>signed a bunch of free agents including over paying a near crippled guard "who is a beast
>owner is probably a pedophile
>best they can do with probably the 3 or 4 best pass rusher in the league and pretty healthy team is 7-9 even when playing the Chargers twice and Peyton mannings corpse or a guy who has a total of like 4 starts his whole career twice
>"t--t-this year we got it."
After years of deconstructing the roster, high draft picks and reconstructing it this is the best they can do
>>68253624
pff
>>68252771
Was it because you're Canadian or a Saints fan?
>>68246388
>DEN:Report: Von Miller could sit out 2016 season
Where is the source for this? It's not on ESPN or Milehighreport
>>68253624
/nfl/
>>68253410
>leaving the game before it's over
Fairweather as fuck
>>68253710
Rotoworld
>tfw have listened to Grass Ain't Greener like 5x everyday since it came out and still hasn't become old
I've been waiting since Marvins Room for a song this good senpai
>>68253914
the game would've been pretty much over
>throwing a dragon down 80 yards with a few seconds left
even he GOAT wouldn't have been able to do that
>>68253992
well we'll never know, he retired a long time ago now
>>68254510
>GOAT
>retires
pick one
>>68254510
>Joe Montana is the GOAT
you do know that mean Greatest of all Time, right? not 2nd best
>>68254554
>50 years from now all "players" will be perpetual AIs inside of everlasting robotic bodies
do not want
>>68254578
yeah I know, that's why I said it
>>68254599
>he doesn't want to see brett favre's preserved brain in a robot throw dragons to zoltron 3000
its like you don't even enjoy football
>>68254578
Joe Montana is the goat.
Don't be a jackass
>>68246748
>Eagles
>7-9
>I'm sure I'll get 98 or some shit
>>68254644
so you think le one and done playoff man is goat?
top laugh
>>68254806
perfect no, but the greatest yes. that's obvious.
>>68254665
>cyborg Randy Moss will never go on to win the owl with the mental remains of Joe Montanna's frozen brain in a robot body to throw 100 yard dragons
>>68254806
brady's went one and done multiple times too ya know
>>68255006
doesn't hold the record for doing it the most times though lol
>>68254853
top kek
>Amari Cooper had the largest drop rate in the league at 20%
>star WR
>drops 1 out of ever 5 passes
JUST
>>68254853
Wait are you talking about Brett far be being the goat?
Lol... No
1. Montana
2. Brady
3. Rice
4. Elway
etc etc
Farce is top 10 but not even top 5
>>68255036
I suppose that it's fortunate that playoff success is determined by the last game and not the first one then, huh?
>>68255179
read the reply chain dummy
>implying a niners fan would ever concede anything to favre
I'm still bootyblasted 2 decades later
>>68255164
>As many drops as Ted Ginn
Jesus
>>68255183
Wait you are talking about pey pet as the goat? Lol no
You can't choke that much and he the goat. Might as rename himself "heather ideepthroat"
Great player but not the goat
>>68255272
>still can't read the reply chain
wow no, stop right there. do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars.
occasional reminder that Jones will win the starting job and lead the Bills to the playoffs
Reminder that Tom Brady is objectively the GOAT to ever play the game of football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU99MYTsEcA
>>68255546
He a'ight.
>>68247896
The Minnesota Vikings
Teddy Bridgewater and Adrian Memerson
need I say more?
>>68255546
Where does he rank on the games missed for cheating list?
>>68256240
MOST IN NFL HISTORY
>>68256240
He hasn't missed a single game for cheating yet. Holy shit what a dumb post lmao
>>68256516
He missed all but one game in 2008 for cheating you dumbass.
Why are you talking about Brady? Did he cheat again?
>>68256985
He cheated me out of a hug in Kennebunkport.
Guys stop being mean to Tom Brady. Post classy and nice things he's done. Pic related he saw a mosquito on Ed Reed's crotch and is shooing it away
>>68255546
Not arguing either side, but I think they should use more varied stats for something like this. Most of those boil down to "he's won lots of playoff games". Obviously that's pretty telling of his skill, but 4 of those stats are essentially saying the same thing. Add 4th quarter comebacks to the list or something like that.
>>68257210
And here is another one of Brady extending a dinner invitation to a hard working member of the officiating crew after a game
>"Thomas Edward Patrick Brady is not the Greatest NFL player and American sportsman in our great nation's history."
>"The New England Patriots are the only team to cheat in the year they won a Super Bowl in NFL history."
>>68257822
>>68258092
>>68257822
I have 2 TB of fedora pics on an SSD. Would you like me to upload it.
>>68246432
Rasms, to complete the NFCW cycle
>>68258120
Put your trip back on, Tiki
>>68258120
>2 TB
Why?
How?
Which?
>"Aaron Hernandez killed Odin Loyd for gang related reasons and not as self defense."
>"Julian Edelman isn't one of the greatest slot receivers of all time."
>>68258283
>"I really, really like pacifism." -Aaron Hernandez
>>68255164
>Marshall and Edelman
>the city of Krabs and Pats fans
>>68258382
>"I'm ready to stay sober, I know the team needs me" -Aldon Smith
>>68258395
At least Marshall has the excuse of being targeted so much. His drop percentage is nearly half of Ginn's, and Ginn had a better QB throwing to him.
>mfw stupid yurobese can't appreciate how difficult it is to play QB in the NFL
>>68258395
Devante Adams
>"LeGarrette Blount isn't the best power runningback in the NFL."
>>68258547
keep in mind that there is another card underneath this one, and that every play has audibles
>>68258547
>no Da Bomb
>>68258395
the fudge packers won't break .500
also you suck and should go away
>>68255164
here it is sorted by highest drop percentage. a bunch of literal whos
>"Robert Paxton Gronkowski is not the undisputed greatest Tight End to ever play in the NFL."
>>68258678
tony g exists, he was a baller with shit qbs and played through injuries
>Justin Forsett won't have the highest YPC in the NFL
>>68258337
Freddy Mitchell would have been one of the greatest slot receivers of all time if he had Tom Brady throwing to him his entire career
>>68255546
>The GOAT
>"The Vince Lombardi Trophy should not be changed to the William Stephen Belichick Trophy to honor the greatest coach in NFL history."
>>68258707
>Trent Green and Matt Ryan are shit QBs
>>68259037
well they're not hall of famers
>>68258884
Walsh was better than Belichick, he revolutionized the game, Belichick did nothing of the sort
>>68259057
he revolutionized cheating
>>68259057
>"Robert Kenneth Kraft is a sleazy Jew."
>>68259057
how would you rank innovative/revolutionary coaches then?
>inb4 walsh and coryell but no gillman
I crey every tim
>>68259057
Belicheat revolutionized cheating
>>68259177
They don't have to be head coaches to revolutionize the game. Look at what guys like Dick Lebaeu did with the zone blitz, nor should guys like Kiffen, Dungy and Buddy Ryan be forgotten despite their contributions being obsolete now
How can you be severely allergic to grass and play football? Thats amazing.
>>68259380
Is Chuck kill?
So The Martin is on but I'm not a big fan of Mark Damian, should I watch it?
>>68259177
Coryell, Walsh, Brown, Landry, it's hard to rank them all.
>>68259917
well how about a simple in/out list then
>>68259917
Did Landry, and Brown really do anything revolutionary? I get there were great coaches but did they change the way the game was played?
239 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>68260009
>did paul brown do anything revolutionary
whose ideas do you think walsh formed his own from? it was half brown, half gillman, and morphed in a way it became something uniquely fearsome.
Pats
>>68260074
Brown was a hack who lied to other teams about Bill Walsh so he wouldn't get hired away
>>68260152
yeah sure he was an obsessive egomaniac, but that doesn't mean he can't coach football well.
>>68260228
>>68260152
also
>Of course, Walsh got the last laugh. His 49ers never lost to the Bengals, beating them five consecutive times, including twice in Super Bowls.
>"By the time we got to those games, I didn't even think of the history," he said. "We were just playing another team. But when the plane took off the first time we beat them in Cincinnati, I looked back down and I was euphoric. I just sat there quietly. It was snowing down there. Lights on. We were gone."
>He eased back in his chair and smiled, lost for a moment in the memory.
>>68260009
>Brown really do anything revolutionary?
holy fuck you're a retard
>>68260250
>riding Bill Walsh's coattails makes him revolutionary
wew lad
>>68260273
you're just havin a giggle, right?
>>68260273
>invented passing offense
>invented playbooks
>first to use radio communication to call plays
>not revolutionary
again you're a fucking retard
>>68260294
Yeah, though I'll admit I don't know much about Brown's contributions to football since he was most famous for coaching back in the 40's and 50's
>>68260313
>invented passing offense
wow, he was the coach at Notre Dame in like 1910, that's impressive
>>68260313
facemasks too, and studying game film
unlike most innovative coaches, paul brown can't just be assigned one or two notable accomplishments. he was constantly doing things nobody else had even thought of yet, changing it from a game into a science.
>>68260341
well not the forward pass itself obviously, I don't think that's what he meant
>>68246748
Vikes 8-8
Have you followed any real life football player you've drafted in Madden, but they never made your team?
Kemal Ishmael
Craig Loston
Danny Shelton
I drafted Matt Ryan in Madden 08
Dri Archer
Mike Evans
Leonard Williams
Josh Shaw
J.T. Thomas III
Vonn Bell
And many more that never actually joined Oakland
>>68260377
>Josh Shaw
Wasn't he that retard who lied about saving a drowning kid or some shit?
>>68260069
Am I the only one that sees a resemblance between Bill Walsh and Pete Carroll?
>>68260432
I drafted him before that
>>68260377
>>68260436
Nope
>>68260436
the main difference is that carroll uses the run to set up passing options, while walsh had the ball spread out wide in order to open up rushing lanes
>>68260463
I think he meant a physical resemblance
so you've this player that, despite being in his third year, you dismiss from the field for apparently having no clue what's he doing
rather than reflect on his mistakes, work out and/or review some film and the playbook, this player responds to said disciplinary actions by trading yo-mama jokes and other such remarks with strangers over twitter. let it be known that this player is already the subject of constant scrutiny concerning his character, intelligence and maturity. while his talent presents tremendous upside and your team used a second round pick to get him, such incidents make you question his worth and the potential that he's contributing more harm to the team than good
what do you do
>>68260537
I'd do your mom
>>68260550
you should do a flip off of the nearest bridge
>>68260567
Allyson won't let me
>>68260480
did he? that's a bit misleading since I didn't see Carroll show up in that webbum.
>>68260579
that name doesn't affect me the way you want it to
>>68260598
Oh, can you tell her I left my good underwear in her room? Thanks
>>68260579
who is Allyson?
>>68260595
Why would you think the webm was related to his question?
>>68260630
don't go there, just don't. trust me.
>>68260630
Some slut
>>68260635
considering that we were talking about coaches' impacts on football immediately beforehand and the post was specifically responding to a football play that Carroll didn't appear in, I'd say it's at least a reasonable assumption even if incorrect.
>>68260625
she means nothing to me
Holy fuck, you guys hear Lenny Kravitz died?
>>68260672
keep it up and you'll be sharing a cell with lexplorer someday
What is stopping GB from a 14+ win season? They have Jordy back, a top 10 defense, and a baby ass schedule
>>68260673
RIP in peace
I always loved hearing him play Dream On with AC/DC
>>68260706
Whatever happened to thad?
>>68260673
>>68260673
Samefag
>>68260673
>posting an image of tom petty
You can't fool me
>>68260725
Aaron Rodgers tearing his ACL
>>68260756
No
>>68260725
>Jordy
He's not going to be able to bail out Rodgers declining ass
>>68260739
>Tom Petty
Nah man, You Got Lucky, I wouldn't Do You Like that, unless I had a Change Of Heart but if that happened I wouldn't expect you to Come Around Here No More
>>68260742
That could do it. Usually we get a full Jordy + Rodgers year before one gets injured. Realistically he'll pass for 38 TDs and 8 ints
>>68260725
Baby ass is tight
>>68260779
>only one year removed from MVP season
>puts up good stats despite having no wrs or run game
>declining
>>68260793
>>68260791
True, I'm personally hoping it's a serious injury that gets him though.. if there's anyone who deserves a torn ACL it's Clay Matthews, and after that it would be Vontaze Burfict, and then it would be Aaron Rodgers
>>68260825
>no tabs
Its not as funny without the tabs
so cute
>>68260835
Careful. Wishing injury on a player is a quick way to get one on your own. I had a Dallas fan wishing a qb would get injured and Romo broke like 2 weeks later.
Also how does Rodgers deserve an injury? He's one of the most upstanding characters in the league
This is a 100% accurate representation of AFC West fanbases
>>68260630
She's the girl bucsholdme was stalking for months. He'd wait outside her classes for her, try to eat with her, talk shit to her about the Guys she was banging. He tried taking her to concert. She kept rejecting him. Bucsholdme is the friend zoned guy who talks shit about a girls boyfriend and doesn't realize the girl wants attention because her bf just bangs her hollow and doesn't talk to her. Eventually like all these kinds of relationship bucshokdme got too creepy and pushy so she said fuck off. Now bucsholdsme is dating some "thing " and any time anyone brings it up he reports it and tried to get the person banned
>>68260825
Man you suck. On so many levels.
>>68260791
Nah they got Janis and that line is getting better. Plus lacy isn't fat. Also Rodgers is finally taking care of himself
>>68260859
OVA when?
>>68260069
I'm a hawk fan, but even I see how pathetic it is to show a clip where your team is down 0-7 to the Browns
>>68260863
>The city of SD
>>68260862
He needs one to cement his legacy
>>68260818
>MVP season
Because he had one of the best and least injured offenses that year. Funny how he plays like ass when everything isn't perfect
>>68260930
I really really want him to come out as gay after he succeeds in making it into the HoF
>>68260891
at least you know you won that game
i don't think >my team could sink any lower than losing to johnny manziel
>>68260946
Manlel won a game?
Fill in the blanks
_________ ________ is a __________ ___________ and deserves to be ________ in the __________
>>68260867
>Nah they got Janis and that line is getting better. Plus lacy isn't fat. Also Rodgers is finally taking care of himself
Not sure how that relates to my post but I am insanely curious to see how the WR depth and ILB depth turns out. Jordy and Cobb are set but Adams stock is dropping while Montgomery and Janis are rising and Davis is a wildcard. I'd wager Abbrederis is dropped
Also interested to see if Martinez jumps Barrington or Ryan at ILB
>>68260967
Aaron Rodgers is a giant faggot and deserves to be bottom in the relationship
>>68260967
Ben Roethlisberger
prolific rapist
the bitch
prison
>>68260937
>funny how he plays well with the most injured offense in the league
Fixed that for you
>>68260977
Wew
>>68260980
Maximum kek
>>68260991
>3rd best QB in the NFCN
At least he was better than memewater...
>>68260955
>2/12 (49ers/Titans)
>29/46 (63%)
>442 Yards
>3 TD
>1 INT
>>68260967
Tom Brady
Fucking faggot
Shot
Face
>>68261000
>3rd best in nfcn
According to whom? Pretty sure he threw the fewest int's and nearly the most TDs
>>68260967
Derek Carr is a pretty good QB and deserves to be a top passer in the AFCW
>>68261066
Tits or GTFO
>>68261092
>asking a guy for tits
Is that trip really a girl?
>>68261129
Yes
>>68261045
60.7% 3,821 31TD 8INT 92.7
64.4% 3,659 21TD 11INT 92.3
67.2% 4,262 32TD 13INT 97.0
Well, he was slightly better than Cutlet at least
>>68261159
Put your trip back on Old Bay
>>68261186
He can't keep getting away with it!
>>68261224
>caught fapping through pants
>>68261224
That looks like a man that would get blackout drunk and sleep in some random apartment
>>68261224
Its private Pyle from FMJ!
>>68261330
Lions > puckers
Goat
>>68261450
How can one QB be so fucking based?
Thank you Tom "The GOAT" Brady
>>68261330
you mean that's not Al Bundy
>Your team
>Your 3 most liked teams that aren't your team
>Your 3 most hated teams that aren't your division rivals
>>68261724
Lions
Ravens, Pats, Giants
Colts, Steelers, Cards
>>68261724
>Bengals
>Vikes, Pats, Cards
>Packers, Texans, Seahawks
>>68261724
Falcon
Jags, cards, Colts
Cowboys, pats, niners
this Fitzpatrick situation really making me have sleepless nights
not the only thing but still
>>68260851
>expecting Old Gay to be funny
Now that's funny.
>>68251047
>he'll struggle at first, but by midseason he'll be fine
Like last season. Get their lumps early against the Rams and Dolphins, smoothed over around the bye week. Getting some better (bigger) dudes in the interior and daring the edge rushers to break contain will work better, like it did for Carolina.
>Rawls is overrated
no u
>they'll spend the first season struggling to establish a balanced game.
Made it work with a half-dead Lynch last year. Probably past the "first season" stage of retooling the offense at this point.
>forgetting to bump the US equivalent of FIFA
How could you
>>68260009
Brown invented film study, Landry invented the 4-3 defense you fucking retard.
>>68260967
Matt Ryan
elite quarterback
MVP
Super Bowl
I'm at Bonnaroo and last night Sam Bradford was on the rail for The Floozies. Dude was FUCKED UP.
>>68266310
typical Sam Bradford
>>68262302
Going by OTAs it sounds like it'll be G7.
The GM wants to start Hackenberg, but apparently he was struggling in OTAs
Fitz is asking for too much money and the Jets see it. Is it worth blowing all that money on, let's face it, an average QB?
Maybe Hackenberg or even Geno will get their shit together, but unless Fitz comes down on a price, he's not having a team period
Aaron Rodgers
>>68261186
>10 more TDs
>3 less ints
>slightly better
Retarded
Yea, he had a bad rating because his receivers were dropping balls and couldn't get open while his line was letting people run all over him. He still was only 1 TD down from Stafford while throwing 5 less Ints. Seems like he was the best in the NFCN all things considered. Wait for this season where Stafford has no star wr and Rodgers does
Top 10 offensive rookie of the year favorites
1. Zeke Elliot
2. Sterling Shepard
3. Jared Goff
4. Tyler Boyd
5. Josh Doctson
6. Derrick Henry
7. Hunter Henry
8. Paxton Lynch
9. Will Fuller
10. Kenneth Dixon
>>68268363
>No Devontae Booker
>No DeAndre Washington
Ezekiel Elliot is Cedric Benson 2.0
>Rainy day
>Only a half day at work
>Playing Royksopp's Melody A.M.
The only thing that could make me more comfy is watching an NFL game
>>68246748
Pats
12-4 is Brady plays all 16, 11-5 if not
>Huff and Agholor have been dropping a lot of passes this spring
>Philadelphia
>>68261724
Raiders
Packers, Jets, Seahawks
Bengals, Pats, Cowboys
>>68268363
Deandre Washington will have a higher ypc than elliott
>>68270197
Top fucking kek. Thank you Chip Kelly.
>>68270197
>a lot of pass this spring
>this spring
>spring
come the fuck on. seasons starts in 3 months
Vikings fans, I hope you guys realize you will never win a SB with Teddy Bridgewater and in 3 years, you'll be forced to give him a 150 million dollar contract.
>>68266310
>>68266310
Why didn't you shoot him in the leg
>>68270339
First day of summer in 2016 is June 20th
![tumblr_lfacfn0W8F1qbcyhro1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zPWIU8W.jpg "tumblr lfacfn0W8F1qbcyhro1 500[1]")
>>68246388
Al Davis here. I just got done uniting the Hells Football League and the Hades Football Conference. Now I'm back to oversee my Raiders clenching a wildcard spot and winning the SuperbOwl. Hopefully killing Rivers on the way. (The Satanic Sphincters needs a QB).
Booga Booga!
>>68246895
well, the jags owner has been in some talks of moving the team to london.
>>68270532
I'll die of laughter
>>68254721
>joe montana
>goat
>most of his passes were caught by stickum
>>68260635
>Werner Herzog
I knew you were pretentious Old Bay, but not that pretentious.
>>68270197
>>68270267
More ammo to put Jordan Matthews outside instead of in the slot
Be afraid
>>68271869
Is it some kind of /tv/ maymay to hate on Herzog? Aguirre is the GOAT film.
>>68260625
allison says no one left their underwear in her room
you're done
>>68260672
>still messaging after months of no replies
I love you man
>>68272320
the only reason she wasn't replying was because she got a new phone. she just told me.
Wait can we talk about Allyson more HAHAHAHAHAHA
Those cringey messages about the campus radio station to make friends and listing off all those shitty /mu/core bands and getting no response are GOLD.
Please tell me more, tripfags.
>>68271073
I was freaking talking about football doesnt start in a while. Not the season
>>68272360
>he believes it
>>68272360
please share a pic of her
>>68260863
Sieh Heil Oakland!
>>68272608
look bitch i don't even like grimes. i think her recent efforts only serve to abandon and distance herself from what she did well early in her career with geidi primes and halfaxa. i hardly listen to her anymore. i only spent 250 on those tickets because she wanted to go
further, NEVER question my taste in music. it is my foremost passion and subject to endless hours' investigation, listening, and logging
i don't care what you think of me personally but if you talk shit about my taste in music we've got a fucking problem
>>68272725
but why would she lie to me?
>>68272745
on the right
>Agholor accused of raping a stripper
>>68273053
>You are LITERALLY N-O-T LYING
>>68272944
She might not want a negro
>>68272944
You spent 250 on thw tickets because who wanted to go? Allison? But you're writing her to tell her about the concert.
>>68269214
More like Emmitt Smith 2.0
>>68273315
Elliot will have a really good rookie year and then flameout in his sophmore season like most RB's except the very special ones.
>>68272944
She seems fat and has tons of foundation on to cover (unsuccessfully) her pimply face. You must be really ugly if getting friendzoned by her is the best you can do.
>>68269214
Not even close. Benson was supposed to be a bruiser power back with no added value, Elliot is the complete package. He didn't allow a single sack while blocking and is a great pass catcher.
>>68273053
>philthy
>>68273053
Sam Bradford probably regrets backing down now
>>68273585
>Elliot is the complete package.
>>68273278
we'd made plans to go but the night of the show she told me she couldn't make it so i went alone
>>68273895
not an argument
>Nelson Agholor raped a bitch
Remember last preseason when all the delusinal iggles fans were hyping this nigger up?
kek
KEK
>>68274064
and calling a rookie that has never played a game "the complete package" is not worth attacking with a real argument
>>68273502
she didn't friendzone me.
we're not friends.
i'm the one ignoring her, and will continue to do so until my anger and anguish are avenged.
>Agholor raped a stripper
I WANT OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE
>>68274445
why are you so eager to believe the unsubstantiated accounts of a stripper
i'm genuinely puzzled
>>68274521
Being accused of sexual assault in todays NFL is bad on its own
>>68274605
that's fair
what was agholor like in college, character wise?
>>68274687
No idea
Hell, up until the final weeks before the draft, I hadnt even heard of him (I dont follow Pac12) and suddenly he started shooting up everyones draft board. IIRC, he was supposed to be 2nd or 3rd round but Chip blew his wad and grabbed him in the first.
>>68258816
Whats with that random line?
>>68275468
new york giants logo dude
>>68250592
Was in my college apartment, last super bowl with my room mates. We had made so much food and we were enjoying the game. Room mate is a Pats fan but I'm a Jets fan. It was looking bleak at the moment especially after Kearse had just gotten that insane catch. We believed in Tom Brady though and we knew that even if the seahawks scored Tom could pull something out of his ass.
When it happened we started screaming and jumping up and down. One of the best moments in that apartment
I want to do a "Fuck Tom Brady" remix like Steph Curry
https://youtu.be/3V3o2UdYeEA
https://youtu.be/3V3o2UdYeEA
https://youtu.be/3V3o2UdYeEA
NEW THREAD
>>68276197
>>68276197
>>68276197
NEW THREAD
>>68276197
>>68276197
>>68276197
>>68276279
>42 (forty-two) posts early
canadians are a cancer.
>>68276874
why are you still posting in this dead thread?
the new one is up
>>68276197
>>68276197
>>68276197
>>68273053
Thank you based God
Jordan Matthews confirmed WR1
>Inb4 iggles haters try to claim he is such a huge loss to the team
Just chalk up another L accredited to Chip Kelly
>>68276279
>>68276964
fucking christ canada this is why the raptors lost
>>68274687
He is the whitest actual nigger possible
>>68277294
he is literally from nigeria
>>68274521
>>68274605
This
>>68277477
Ergo "actual bigger"
He's fucked but I personally don't believe he has it in him
Too much of a beta bitch on the field dropping everything
>everybody believes an actual NFL athlete making millions of dollars a year would rape a stripper
this is what we call "gold digging", he is the NFL's Kobe.
>>68261724
>Steelers
>Giants, Seahawks, Broncos
>Ravens, Lions, Texans
>>68278004
>Pittsburgh """"""education"""""""
>>68278004
Actually fucking scratch texans out of that. The team I hate the most is eagles.
>>68278124
>Canadian
>Value outside of being cucked by muslims
>>68276964
>>68276279
>30+ early
>leaf thread
>"funny" headlines
No thanks
>>68278004
>Ravens
lol
>>68261724
>Steelers
>Bills, Titans, Redskins
>Pats, Cowboys, Broncos
>>68278004
>>68277850
>>everybody believes an actual NFL athlete making millions of dollars a year would kill a guy over drugs
Millionaires make stupid decisions too
>>68276279
Kys
>Nelson Agholor rapes
think of it like this Eagles fans it looks like he's getting better hands now
>>68278945
8/10 idea, 2/10 execution
>>68278705
sex crimes are more psychological imo
killing someone over drugs just means youre mad
>>68278705
RIP in piece
>>68279295
I agree but money could affect peoples psyches. Once you have so much, you think you can get away with anything. Its a bad situtation regardless for Agholor. Even being accused, its going to be exacerbated by this whole Brock Turner thing.
>3 days in MS Paint
>>68280742
kek that was a fantastic episode
>is this how you wanted those poor women to feel??
>>68279506
what is the top left from?
How many superbowls would the Jets have won if Flash Gordon actually played for their team instead of saving the galaxy?
>>68246779
Romo will throw fewer times than Wilson because Romo will be injured again mid-season.
>>68282042
stop replying to my old posts you fag
>>68250592
I'm a Pats fan living in Buffalo right now for grad school. I was in my buddy's living room with a bunch of lifer Bills fans who had been giving me shit all game long. I try not to be an asshole so I was being chill all game long, not talking shit, not making fun of the Bills. The noise after Kearse's catch was huge, and it got even louder after that Lynch run to the goal line. Then... it happened. It happened, and I jumped up out of my seat, roared "FUCKING YES" at the top of my lungs, picked my wife up and swung her around that big ass living room (she comes from a Jets family but doesn't follow football, so she just enjoyed being swung) then started stamping my feet and wooping. The razor cakes just kept yelling about cheating and Brady being a pretty boy and somehow that made it even better. One guy kept saying "fuck you man, Brady pees sitting down" so I told him "Bills players experience the playoffs sitting down" and now my buddy and I only hang out at my place because his wife doesn't like me anymore.
>>68253410
Fellow Pats fan here; fuck you. If you can't handle the bants don't follow the team. We used to be the whipping boy of the AFCE and our only accomplishments were being the last (mini) hurdle for the Bears and only making it to one other Owl (which we lost, of course). And sports karma says after Brady and BB are gone we'll suck again, and the bants will be even worse. But you don't put your shoes on and leave, you crack open another beer and hang out after the game and take the good with the bad.
But what about the JEST?
