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JAC:Jalen Ramsey (knee) running at Friday's OTAs
PHI:Agholor investigated for alleged sexual assault
DEN:Kubiak: Anderson can be 'every-down back'
ARZ:David Johnson to handle 60% of RB touches?
LAR:Jared Goff signs four-year, $27.9M contract
NO:2015 second-round DE Kikaha suffers torn ACL
TB:ASJ removed from OTAs, posts cryptic tweets
CLE:Hue: RG3 still 'mastering' the QB position
DEN:Von Miller wants first three years guaranteed
DEN:Broncos sign first-round QB Paxton Lynch
LAR:Rams talking extensions with Fisher, Snead
DEN:Report: Von Miller could sit out 2016 season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE
Handegg is dying cause of head trauma
First for Vikings
1st for Jewish QB
Still too early a thread
But ill post here anyway
- Romo is going to throw less times than Russell Wilson.
- Romo will lead the league in Passer Rating.
- Romo will have a career low Int%
- Romo will lead the league in TD%
- Romo will play at least 14 games in the regular season
- The Cowboys have two 1,000 yard recievers
- The Cowboys will rush for over 3000 yards
- The Cowboys will have the #1 offense
- Cowboys will score over 30 points a game
- Cowboys defense will be a Top 10 Defense
- Cowboys will play in the NFCCG
>>68282578
The fudge packers won't break .500
>>68282578
it's important for the thread to be non-canadian
>evra
>>68282790
This is true
>>68282875
>kicking at nothing
>giving the game to Romania
Keep your semen slurping sport out of my thread
Who cares faggot
Take your homo queer sport elsewhere, preferably /asp/, which stands for 'ass sports'.
Get it? Because American Football is done by homos with concussions
Super Bowl LI prediction:
Jaguars vs. Lions
24-30 Lions in 2OT
goes down as the best Super Bowl in history
>>68283327
>Lions winning the SB the year after Megatron retires
>>68283384
maybe he's the reason they suck
>>68283416
he's literally the reason they don't go 3-13
>>68283520
yeah, he really helped them have deep playoff runs too
and saved them from going 0-16
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/6/10/11906018/nelson-agholor-sexual-assault-incident-eagles-alleged-claim-setup-dancer-philadelphia
>>68283821
>bleedinggreennation
sounds like an objective source
>>68283821
bitches be shifty mang
>>68283154
(you)
>tfw Raiders UDFA Oni Omiole is shitposting among us
>>68282780
Is this the hot new meme?
>>68283520
>What is the Ewing Theory
>mfw people are dumb enough to think the Raiders are somehow going to regress this year
top kelp
Raiders get 8 wins minimum.
>>68284154
>He thinks Fallout: New Vegas is better than Fallout 3
good taste desu
would shitpost with
>jewdell outlawed hoodies
why do they hate fun?
>>68285125
>bans hoodies
>players can still wear gold chains
>>68285125
>>68285220
you can easily pull on a hoodie to bring someone down, can't do that with a chain
>>68284198
Please find a fire to die in
NSFW desu
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGd5H1GgLDR/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGbunrPKBQA/
>>68285252
What about if you drag a black guy down by his diamond earrings
That's ok bc blacks are not people
>>68283959
and a stripper at a second-rate club is the pinnacle of reliability
>>68284154
>implying I'm not shitposting right now.
I got goaded into this AMA . It's kinda fun though even though some of these questions are cringeworthy
T.Oni
>>68285439
So your mother isnt the pinnacle of responsibility then?
>>68282578
what a reddit tier image from a reddit tier trip
>>68284198
>I like my team only when you dont: the post
>enjoy your practice squad paycheck, enjoy your practice squad trophy
what did he mean by this?
>>68286459
Jim Schwartz is going to turn Marcus Smith from a first round bust into a legitimate great rotational piece pass rusher
Just like he did with Jerry Hughes
Be prepared for 6 sacks with only 40% of defensive snaps played
>>68285543
You would think after spending so much time on the internet one would get used to the autism, instead it only gets worse. Thanks for doing it in any case. Good luck to you
>>68286459
Literally gave a (you) to the practice squad
nawfside cooling shawty yeah thats where I stay
heard you was a lame boy getup out my face
and my ex keep calling swear she be in da way
and I need a thick redbone shorty where I lay
>>68287591
Kill yourself, K
>>68287591
Kill yourself, K
>>68287591
if the warriors are the packers does that make Aaron Rodgers a faggot chucker that gets carried by his team and underperforms in the big game?
>>68282153
>western """art"""
>>68287762
>>68287787
be nice to sneak you fucking faggots
>>68285125
James Jones is truly great WR
>>68287833
Kill yourself, K
>>68285336
Ouch
Meh.
What's the first thing you think of
>>68288077
that dude with all the limes in his arms
>>68288106
>that feeling when
>>68288020
what did you mean by this?
>mfw great depth at ILB now
whats making you happy when the season starts /nfl/
>>68288106
>I saw that live
The crowd reaction was hilarious, truly a roller-coaster of emotions
>>68288357
>mfw no depth at ilb now
im excited for Mathews back on the outside, the young secondary and a bunch of shit on offense, Lacy, Cook, Jordy and the WR3 tbd
>>68288357
The amount and quality of our pass rushers
>born in 86 in Chicago
>one year after the 85 bears
>30 years of living here later they still never won anything since
Literally born one year too late.
Anyone else know these feels?
>>68288781
>going a whole third of your life without ever seeing your team win
Makes you think.
>Report: Von Miller could sit out 2016 season
Wut
>>68288914
Go get him Pace.
>>68288242
It means fuck you.
>>68288501
Haha we're so fucked.
Fact-The eagles have the best d line in the league
Jim Schwartz -Elite DC specialty is getting to the qb while only rushing 4 lead the league in sacks by team in the 2014 season while also having the lowest blitz % (sending more than 5 players at the qb)
Fletcher Cox - elite
Brandon Graham -elite
Bennie logan - great interior rusher and nose tackle. Disrupts lines
Vinny Curry - great pass rusher has no rapsheet because scheme changes, has been playing 3-4 1T instead if proper 4-3 de which he played in college and was drafted for
Connor Barwin - elite pass rusher lead the NFC in sacks 2014
Marcus Smith - quick and explosive DE 2nd round pedigree but the dumbass chip Kelly drafted him in the 1st and made him play ILB. Will do great in rotation
Evey starter will be pro bowl with Cox and Graham being AP all pro
>>68288357
I'm excited to see how this team manages to remain mediocre.
Also, I like watching Landry play, and I'm anxious to see how Alonso and Maxwell turn out
>>68288357
>happiness over the 2016-17 season
>>68291696
Let me save you the trouble waiting
Maxwell- actually kind of good
But will ultimately disappointed and get burned
He plays every snap like it is a fucking deep ball like he can't stop pretending it is Seattle cover 3 gives up EVERYTHING underneath
Alonso? I haven't seen much he was injured all year
What I did see was: he was small as fuck I had more muscle than him desu. Nigga gets trucked by speed backs. And he watches the QBs eyes religiously trying to be too smart leaves holes where he should be covering
Terrible lb I wish we still had lesean
ded thread
>The Chargers & WR Keenan Allen have reached an agreement on a 4-year extension, source said.
>>68294402
About goddamn time.
Lions are going 11-5 next season and ziggy ansah will get 20 sacks.
>Quarterbak
Cowboys > Redskins > Giants > Eagles
>Runningback
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Wide Receiver
Cowboys = Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Offensive Line
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Defensive Line
Cowboys > Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Linebacker
Cowboys > Giants > Eagles > Redskins
>Cornerback
Redskins > Giants > Cowboys > Eagles
>Safety
Eagles > Cowboys > Giants > Redskins
>>68294587
>defensive line
>eagles listed last
looks like we found the retarded cowboys fan who has never watched a game of football in his life
>>68294715
>Last in rushing yards allowed
>28th in rushing yards per attempt
>best
So gookmoot just heemed Russia
Press F
What team was that one Russian guy a fan of?
>>68295027
The eagles have the best dline roster in the nfce
>>68294587
>2-time SB winning QB behind Tony piece of shit Homo and Kirk Cousins.
>>68295684
well until they start playing like it yhey are staying 3rd
>>68295274
I think the >browns
>>68290572
soon
>>68294587
Why is the NFC East such garbage? It's fucking worse than the the AFC or NFC South.
>>68294587
unbias rankings because despite being shit in recent years I still love me some NFC East ball
>Quarterbak
Giants > Cowboys > Redskins > Eagles
>Runningback
Cowboys > Eagles = Giants > Redskins
>Wide Receiver
Cowboys > Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Offensive Line
Cowboys > Eagles > Redskins > Giants
>Defensive Line
Giants > Eagles > Cowboys > Redskins
>Linebacker
Cowboys > Redskins > Eagles > Giants
>Cornerback
Redskins > Giants > Cowboys > Eagles
>Safety
Eagles > Cowboys > Giants > Redskins
>>68296781
Eagles have best linebackers and defensive line
They don't have the 2nd best rbs I don't even know who the giants rbs are anymore but they sure are better than old sproles and the literal who's
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I WANT KUBES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68297674
I know this feel all too well
and it hurts
If Neslon Agholor goes to jail, will the Eagles bring back Riley Cooper?
He's just a racist, not a rapist.
>>68297305
lel I'd take the Giants D line over the Eagles in a second. Harrison, Wake, Hankins and JPP are going to absolutely dominate if they can stay healthy
As for LBs Kendricks was shit last year and if you guys are moving to a 4-3 I'm guessing Barwin will become a DE? In any case Kendricks, Bradham and whoever the fuck else they have isn't better than the Cowboys or Redskins
If anything I'm more inclined to move the Redskins above the Cowboys since they have some imressive depth right now. Riley, Compton, Kerrigan, Foster, Galette and Cravens
>>68297908
>Racist
>Rapist
>Only difference between these two words is C & P
>CP
ILLUMINATI
>>68297908
he isnt going to jail,
>rape in a strip club
>people actually buy this
>Nissan Stadium on the front page
does Hiro live in Nashville?
>>68298030
I think you are underestimating the cowboys dline 2bh
>>68283821
inb4 he gets busted for soliciting prostitution
2016-17
>AFCN
NE 12-4 - 1ST SEED
MIA 7-9
BUF 7-9
NYJ 5-11
>AFCN
PIT 11-5 2ND SEED
CIN 10-6 5TH SEED
BAL 8-8
CLE 4-12
>AFCW
SD 10-6 4TH SEED
OAK 9-7 6TH SEED
KC 8-8
DEN 7-9
>AFCS
IND 8-8
JAX 7-9
HOU 6-10
TEN 4-12
>NFCN
GB 11-5 3RD SEED
MIN 8-8
CHI 6-10
DET 6-10
>NFCE
WAS 9-7 5TH SEED
NYG 8-7-1
DAL 7-8-1
PHI 4-12
>NFCW
SEA 11-5 2ND SEED
ARZ 10-6 4TH SEED
LA 7-9
SF 5-11
>NFCS
CAR 13-3 1ST SEED
ATL 9-7 6TH SEED
N.O. 6-10
TB 4-12
>>68298030
Your entire post doesn't make sense
>>68299262
Are you retarded?
>>68299447
Don't like your team W/L?
MEDIOCRE
238 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>68299593
mirin those unis
>>68299593
god that giants defense was so hilariously bad
>>68298030
The giants have Vernon, not Wake. Get your facts straight
Jpp is missing that thumb still and had his worst year ever, and it showed
Harrison is a 2 down run stopper and that is it for him no pass rush value
Bennie Logan does both jobs and better
Honestly don't know much about Hankins but his name, I can tell you Fletcher Cox is better.
Graham had more tackles and sacks than Vernon last year (or equal to)
So did Connor Barwin
Graham barwin and curry were all playing 3-4 olb in stead of purely rushing the qb and playing the run on the way to the qb
Eagles dline>giants d line last year's performance, pound for pound, whatever way you want to look at it hardly a debate
As for lbs I seriously can't name any other NFC east linebackers except McClain and kerrigan
I can tell you Kendricks was great in 2014 and played injured all of last year
I can tell you Jordan Hicks was 100% always in the right place at the right time like it is in his genetics, he was on pace to be DROTY if not injured
I can tell you Nigel Bradham had a career year with Schwartz in 2014 and racked up 100 tackles, so he is an instant scheme fit and will no doubt be an upgraded over Kiko bustlonzo
Jalen Mills is literally a new Tyramn Mathieu
I can't wait to see him play
>>68299941
he'd better be considering how shitty the rest of our draft was
>>68299558
I think he was talking about how bad your rankings are because you have to be retarded to think that's happening.
LeBron to the Browns
>>68300424
>>68300499
>>68299890
>>68298030
Let's look at some 2015 numbers
Rushing Yards Allowed
>Dallas 5570 (17)
>Washington 6090 (28)
>Philadelphia 6426 (30)
>New York 6725 (32)
Rushing Yards Per Game
>Dallas 120.9 (22)
>New York 121.4 (24)
>Washington 122.6 (26)
>Philadelphia 134.6 (32)
Rushing Yards Per Attempt
>Dallas 4.2 (19)
>New York 4.4 (24)
>Philadelphia 4.5 (28)
>Washington 4.8 (31)
Ravens
Mr. Steal your meme reporting in
>>68301174
>>68301255
is this the kind of shit you do all day? you're literally always here
>>68301273
Jesus Christ, seek anger management classes you idort
TYBC
So I got my guns confiscated and permits revoked.
Why?
Because during a routine doctors check-up I answered the question "are you sexually active?" by telling the truth. And the truth is I have never been intimate with a girl in any shape orform. The doctor didn't make a fuzz about it and I didn't think much about it.
But now, six months later the police come by my house with a notice and take my guns (three hunting shotguns, two rifles and a revolver, all gifts from my dad). The reason given was "abnormal sexual behaviour and potential for mental health issues".
>>68301450
Police cannot confiscate without warrant/PC
>>68301450
lel, this is your typical patsnigger
>>68301467
>Police cannot confiscate without warrant/PC
Different laws in different states bitch tits, also assuming you live in Commiefornia you should know the ATF's powers
>>68299558
>2 AFC ns
Also i disagree with >my teams w/l
>>68301483
Did he really go to court in a white T-shirt? The only time I wear a white T is when I'm mowing my lawn.
>>68301450
we cannot allow Hillary in office
>>68301491
>bitch tits
Post discarded
>>68301504
You think that thug ass muthafucka had some bitch ass suit or somethin just cause he got money?
Hes that fuckin real
>>68301525
You do have bitch tits though, it is known
>>68301450
never happened
>>68301525
More like
>Old Bay
Post disregarded
Post NFL players who have never fired a gun in their life, I'll start
>Raiders and Ravens trios talking about >muh guns
Pottery
>>68301554
Touche, leaf
>>68301595
weeb shit
>>68301525
Didn't your state just deny the right to CC?
>>68301557
Marvin Harrison, he hired some nigger to kill a state's witness
>>68301657
>no right to CC
fucking liberals, man
>no guns = no crime!
This state has more felons and law breakers than Old Bay has semen in his stomach contents, and they think this will help our crime rates, laughable, fucking laughable!
>>68301707
Geez calm down m8, also why not just move?
>inb4 muh team is here
>>68301743
I'll never leave my state, cities are a different situation though
And >my team is here
>>68301775
If you live in >Oakland I could see why you want to move, but then again, why stay in California, the higher ups have NO IDEA how to fix their mess
>much like the 2003-2012 Raiders FO
>>68299941
He was projected as one of the top safety prospects in the entire draft just a few months ago. Easily a second rounder. What happened? Off the field drama?
>>68301854
Oh that was good, but fuck you
I don't have a desire (or money) to up and leave my state, break off my friendships, relationship, employment, and have to start over again, this is my state, this my mess
>implying we won't have the best FO
>>68301913
>stuck in mess
>complain
>>68301913
If there's a chance for a better, easier life take it
t. Depressed bills fan
>>68301937
>
>>68301957
I'm used to it
>>68302006
This is now a feels thread
>On the Coronas
Ahh yes. Just like Sunday evenings.
>88 days left
>>68302063
>tfw no gf
who's the elaine of the NFL?
>Your team
>Team you hate the absolute most
>Player you hate the absolute most
>Fan base you hate the absolute most
Falcons
Panthers
Cam
Seahawks
>>68303450
>Vikings
>Vikings
>Rodgers
>Pucks
>>68303450
Raiders
Broncos
Brady
Chiefposters
>>68303450
49ers
Seahawks, Giants, Rams in that order
(Despicable mention to Packers)
Eli Manning or Kyle Williams
Chief posters and Cowpie posters
>>68301102
These don't account for total amount of defensive snaps played as well as chip Kelly's retarded schemes
>>68301861
Exploding knees
>>68301913
I'm sorry, how many winning seasons does Reggie Mckenzie have? Raiders FO a shit
>>68307799
>>68304432
Alex Smith is one of the most efficient and intelligent quarterback currently playing the game, and despite the meme he has average QB arm strength.
with a more competent cast he will prove himself a top 10 QB.
this is all objective fact and if you disagree you are just a butt mad faggot.
>>68281303
>having sex with a stripper
Only way Aghlor was going to catch anything this year tbqh
NFCN
Rodgers
------
Cutler >= Stafford
Bridgewater
NFCE
Romo
Eli >= Kirk
Bradford
NFCS
Brees
Newton
Ryan
Winston
NFCW
Wilson >= Palmer
------
Gabbert = Goff
Top 10 OROTY favorites
1. Ezekiel Elliot
2. Sterling Shepard
3. Jared Goff
4. Derrick Henry
5. Tyler Boyd
6. Josh Docton
7. Devontae Booker
8. Corey Coleman
9. Will Fuller
10. Paxton Lynch
>>68310569
Eli isn't equal to Kirk, he's better
Same with Stafford
AFCN
Ben
Dalton = Flacco
RGIII
AFCE
Brady
------
Fitzpatrick >= Tannehill= Tyrod
AFCS
Luck
Bortles
Mariota
Osweiler
AFCW
Rivers
Smith >= Carr
------
sanchez
>>68310714
I gave Eli a slight edge but not enough for a separate tier
Stafford is a CJ babby until proven otherwise and Cutlel actually did decent with a significantly less talented team last year
>>68310714
>Eli "throw it to Odell" Manning
>Matt "throw it to Megatron" Stafford
nah they're equally as shitty as Cousins and Cutler
>>68310320
Got it kind of right this time around
>>68309031
None but that's because he's been focused on rebuilding the organization from the ground up and setting them up for long term success. Which so far he had done impeccably.
>Aaron Rodgers led the North in passer rating when not targeting Davante Adams at 97.6 over Stafford's 97.0
>Rodgers targeted Adams over 7 times a game on average
why did Rodgers keep targeting him?
> tfw could've had Upshaw
>tfw niners fan
>tfw same birthday as the GOAT
Are there any websites with just actual sports information and scores/scheduled events? Does ESPN understand that people who would actually click on sports stories don't read anything there because they're put off by the idea of slogging through 2 feet of shit.
>>68319253
/nfl/ on 4chan is pretty good
>>68319253
sb nation is pretty good for following your own team
>>68319511
if you're into traps and autism maybe
>>68303450
Texans
Dallas (I fake hate the raiders)
Stafford (fake hate Carr)
Green Bay (fake hate raiders fans)
Used to be a chiefs fan then moved
>>68320172
>changing teams when you move
Disloyal faggot
>>68320286
This. Changing teams ever is casual as fuck.
>>68282166
have fun with hackenberg!
thank god he's out of my school
>>68320286
I moved from kc to Houston. Why the fuck should I be loyal? It's not MY team. It's not like when kc wins the owl I get a check in the mail.
Listen as an adult who doesn't live in his parents house, you have to move for better jobs. I've lived in 10 different places in my life. Which one do I root for?
>>68320581
Whatever team you first rooted for. I've moved six times and I'm still a Raiders fan. I didn't switch from the Oilers to the Cowboys to the Jags back to the Cowboys to the Seahawks to the Saints to the 49ers/Chargers (whichever is closer to Okinawa) and back to the Seahawks just because they were technically the closest team.
>>68320936
That's stupid. I actually go to games. So when I go to Texans game who do I root for? Do I wear my Chiefs jersey? Why do owe a team of multi millionaires who have done shit for me my allogiance?
Welcome to being a grown up
COX WATT MACK
BROSHIP
ELITE D LINE GANGSTAS
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>68321076
This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Why even bother calling yourself a fan if you're not actually a fan.
>>68321799
>Visiting nfl.com
Nice Watt dubs, though
>>68321799
lol @ those tabs
almost missed it
>>68282578
>cowboys
your defense is 100% garbage
JUST
>>68321076
>>68321909
Yeah, just call yourself a football fan and remain neutral. If you can't commit to a team, then fucking don't.
>>68322895
not enough keks
>>68321799
damn nigga i made this picture so long ago
glad it's finally relevant
>>68317719
That OT game still piss me off till this day
>>68322895
wtf its real
did he blacked her?
did they agree to let her use his twitter
was he hacked?did she grab his phone after letting him hit
>>68323642
Spam hack
>>68322895
Aldon has cyber sex on cam? That's pretty Alpha
>>68318070
Nice HBD
>>68326529
>stick-um
>>68323562
Gotta change your trip to Nostradamus12 now
>>68328839
lol
>mike carrey fired from CBS
>>68329387
>le always be wrong about the replay man
>>68323562
Can you imagine if one team had all 3 of them? That defense would get a sack every god damn down.
>>68328839
Miller does still need to grow up a bit. Obviously being the Super Bowl MVP and an elite defensive player should earn you respect and a big paycheck, but what he's doing isn't leveraging his position - he's just being petty and childish. Ware needs to knock some more sense into him.
>>68329929
Would an Olympic NFL team be more unfair than the Dream Team?
>>68329929
My dream defense would be an attack 4-3 with gym shorts as DC with these players:
J.J. Watt/DE Fletcher Cox/DT Khalil Mack either DT or DE and Ezekiel Ansah either DT or DE
Von Miller/LB Jordan Hicks/LB Luke Kuechly/LB
Tyrann Mathieu/CB Darrelle Revis/CB
Malcom Jenkins/S/FS Devin McCourty/S/FS
I honestly don't believe any offense or dream offense could score on this group.
>>68330298
NFL dream team versus would literally score a touchdown on every possession and not give up any points
>pff ranks carolina as having the worst cornerback corp in the NFL
>>68301450
Wtf does someone need all those guns for anyway? Did you a favor desu
>>68301450
This is a copypasta from /k/ right?
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 2m2 minutes ago
>Ravens WR Breshad Perriman suffered a partially torn ACL in his left knee, per @jamisonhensley and me. Needs second opinion for surgery.
BUST
U
S
T
>>68334222
>The City of Old Bay
>>68334222
Rip in p
>England
>>68334222
How is he gonna style on the AFCN CBs now?
just fuck my knees up fām
>>68335975
>The city of baltipoor
>>68334222
LMAO
>>68334222
>season hasn't even started and WRs are already dying
Here we go again
>>68334222
YOU FUCKING PAPER CLIP KNEE PIECE OF SHIT
>>68337301
Ayyy
How you been?
>>68337392
same old short guy shitposting about my team
What did he mean by this?
So honestly how bad will the shitposting be if the cowgirls win it all?
>>68337590
so yes, you can only hope the ravens have injury troubles entering the season? Thats why you keep posting screencaps when he was healthy.
stay shook, my nigga
>>68337718
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>68337570
So half of /sp/
>>68337590
TLoF's the only decent Ravens trip man
>>68337772
just stating facts, pham
>>68337718
Green caps are archives m8, he didnt save them when you posted, good job leaf keep it up.
Top 10 offenses this season
1. Cardinals
2. Steelers
3. Panthers
4. Giants
5. Packers
6. Cowboys
7. Patriots
8. Bengals
9. Raiders
10. Seahawks
And as usual the moment something goes bad for the Ravens Old Gay is nowhere to be found.
>>68337801
Fixed
1. Cowboys
2. Steelers
3. Cardinals
4. Panthers
5. Packers
6. Giants
7. Patriots
8. Bengals
9. Seahawks
10. Lions
>>68334222
Top fucking kek.
>>68337911
Ignoring the cowboys thing
>>>>>>>>>>Lions
Do you have anything at all to back this claim up?
>>68337800
you must not understand what screencapping an old post means, but okay
>>68337776
why thank you
>>68338070
Did he really need to say anything else?
>>68338070
Its a prediction. I dont have to.
>>68337911
>Lions
>No Running backs
>No Megatron
hahaha
Won't even acknowledge the Cowboys.
>>68338115
Oh Jimbos gonna be filling in for CJ? Or the literal whos?
Good coaches cant turn a pile of shit into diamonds
>>68338191
Nick Foles
>>68338129
>other people need to explain why the Cowboys are not the best team but i dont need to explain any of my claims
Classic Tiki
>>68338191
>Jimbo
It's called a collective effort from all players on offense
>>68334222
When will this man be healthy
>>68338262
I didnt ask you to explain anything. You are welcome to your opinion on a ranking type of post, I can understand why you would have yiur rankings like that and I dont think you are wrong for thinking so. I have the Lions as 10 because i have a feeling they are going to have a meme type of season offensively with megatron gone. Like what if Megatron being gone is the reason they somehow win a playoff game? Yea stuoid thinking but there is a meme every season and i think imma out it on the lions
>chiefs
>>68338457
Did you have a stroke while you were typing this? Or were you just blinded by rage?
>>68328839
DILLER
I
L
L
E
R
>>68338457
No you didnt, but everytime somebody criticizes Cowboys you do.
>maybe theyll win a playoff game without Megatron
At least you realize this is stupid thinking
Yall so mad and the season aint even started yet
Lazy gonna run for 1300, Rodgers throwing 43 TDs, top 10 D overall.
>>68338706
Well when people say things about the cowboys that go against what data shows then yea i do ask them to explain themselves. Its then they usually dodge my question to which they are ignored because they are trolls
>>68288739
Wow look at the way Mack made the browns look bad, what a truly impressive feat
>>68294587
Where's the collarbone rankings?
>mfw baltipoor tripfags are on suicide watch because of Glass Knees Perribitch
>>68338820
But, here's some reason why the Colts are winning it all...
> Luck is back
> He can finally slide
> New OC
> New DC from the Ravens
> No Toler
> Pat Robinson was top 10 cb last year
> Top 10 Defense
> #1 offense
> Henry Anderson is back
> Mike Adams leads in Int
> Vontae Davis top 5 CB again
> Geathers and Green play tough
> Ridgeway and Mathis get 10 sacks each
> Grigson actually fixing the roster
> Won't have to worry about the Pats till the playoffs
> Best center in the draft
> Hilton and Moncrief top receiving duo
> D'qwell leads in tackles again
> Luck CPOTY and MVP
> Quan Bray is the best returner
> Allen will play like his rookie season
> Frankie G finally gets his 1000 yards
> Dorsett will burn the fuck out of all the DB's
> AV will not miss a fg this season
> Luck will have 5,000 yards 45 td 16 int
> 12-4
>>68282578
>Dallas fanboi goes full retard
>>68297908
he also is legitimate garbage
>>68299262
NFCW somehow getting 2 top 4 seeds?
Very impressive
I like most of what you said when you ignore the obvious retardation. Also it is pretty clear how muted your predictions are... no team with less than 4 wins?
>>68299262
>AFC East labeled as North
>predicting a tie
>a division champ getting the 5th seed
This is awful
>>68310569
Palmer is nowhere near comparable to Wilson and I fucking hate Wilson
Kirk Cousins not in the same discussion as Eli memenning
Bridgewater perhaps the convincingly worst QB in the NFC if you disregard non QBs like Bradford
>>68316882
Our whole organization was drinking the Davante Adams kool aid even though he hurt our team so much last season
>>68337801
1. Falcons
2. Packers
3. Bengals
4. Cardinals
5. Patriots
6. Colts
7. Steelers
8. Cowboys
9. Saints
10. Panthers
>>68339765
that patriots game was just so damn encouraging to see him rise up like that, then him destroying the cowboys secondary in the playoffs was really exciting. We just figured he'd eventually show up. i am a bit shocked how much of the "fan base" has given up on him considering what james jones went through in his career.
i'm still really excited about ty montgomery. he should be ready by training camp with his foot.
>>68329929
>take snap from shotgun
>screen pass
TD every time
>>68339203
>Luck is back
Didn't the Clots do better when Luck was out?
You have no reason to fear the Raiders. We are your buddy. Up until we make the playoffs.
>>68340870
Your entire fan base dresses like they are going to a play.
>>68340870
>We are your buddy. Up until we make the playoffs.
Good to know I have a friend for life
>>68341190
u cant use that pic sorry
offenses rankings by division
AFCE
Pats
Bills
Dolphins tied with Jets
AFCN
Steelers
Bengals
Ravens
Browns
AFCW
Chargers* tied with Raiders
(Chargers if healthy OL)
Chiefs tied with Chargers
Broncos
AFCS
Jags
Colts
Texans
Titans (sorry)
NFCN
Packers
Vikings
Bears tied with Lions
NFCE
Giants*
Cowboys*
(*Giants tied with Cowboys)
(Cowboys if healthy Romo)
Redskins
Eagles
NFCW
Cardinals
(tied with seahawks)
Seahawks
49ers tied with Rams
NFCS
Panthers
Falcons
(possible tie with Saints)
Saints
Bucs
Jay Cutler
>>68341704
Jayc Utler.
>>68341763
Jake Hutler
>>68341772
>That back peddle
Aw how cute
Which QB is closest to having a 99 THP?
Flacco has 98 IIRC
Carr had a 94 or close
>>68342456
stafford's final edition card had 99 THP in madden 16 i think
cutler is also a 98 THP, rodgers is somewhere near that too
>>68342526
Tom Brady had a 102 THP at one time in MUT
>>68342642
i know ultimate legend vick had 100 in 16
Man perriman made a fee million dollars doing nothing his first two years.
>>68344461
Such is life in the NFL
>>68342642
lemme guess, 2008?
>>68344863
MUT didn't exist in 2008
Make some OC
>>68345024
oh, I have no idea what MUT is so I assumed they gave Brady the 102 because he had Moss to throw 70-yard TDs to all year
who /OJ303for30/ here?
>>68345777
>303 for 30
>>68345777
Wasted trips
>>68345816
you know what I meant. I just found out about it 5 minutes ago
>>68345957
if it was spelled right some eurosemen soccer thread would have gotten them most likely
OJ was 30 for 30 yards, including a huge block from all Cowlings, who escorted him to paydirt over the Broncos
>>68310320
Noice!
>>68345957
Go away Carrmageddon
>>68346373
>known trip
>no trip code
What
>>68346254
p. sure OJ never won an Owl, I could be wrong though
>>68346486
Never won an Owl
>>68346486
he played for the bills, what do u think
>>68346578
And the niners
>>68346535
thought so, he wasn't on the rams when they won their only one in LA, right?
>>68346465
He (or she) loves to mention how GETs are wasted
>>68346655
huh, he never was a Ram. my b
>>68346578
>>68346617
>on Pro Football Ref's fan rater, he's rated just above Roethisberger, Darren Sharper and Ray Lewis
>>68346856
Best killer of all time
>>68346901
O.J. was innocent
>>68347041
disney will tell us if he was in 20 minutes
>>68346901
didn't we have a top 10 criminals/murderers list at some point?
>>68347456
just throwing out names
OJ
Darren Sharper
Aaron Hernandez
Lawrence Phillips
...
>>68347698
Ray Lewis
That Packers serial killer
>>68347698
>>68347869
What about the legless Olympian?
>>68347698
McAllister
>>68347698
Rae Carruth
Ryan Leaf
Pacman Jones
>>68347869
Jury's out on Fedoray Lewis. his case is like OJ's, lots of people believe they killed people, lots of people believe they didn't
>>68347936
>track and field
where do you think you are?
>>68347869
>Packers serial killer
?
ah there we go, Randall Woodfield. google search is a nice thing
>Report : Brady's marriage in trouble after infidelity was discovered
>>68348400
Poor Brady
>>68348400
CHEATING ON AND OFF THE FIELD
U
C
K
>>68348400
SOURCE?!?!?!?!?!
>>68301554
>both buttons
holy shit, new fashion trend?
>>68348705
The "Just Fuck My Life Up" trend
>come to /nfl/ general
>its shit
All-Criminals Team
QB: Ben Roethlisberger
RB: OJ Simpson
RB: Lawrence Phillips
WR: Marvin Harrison
WR: Rae Carruth
WR: Michael Irvin
TE: Aaron Hernandez
OT: Chris Terry
OG: Nate Newton
C: Barret Robbins
OG: Richie Incognito
OT: Bryant McKinnie
DE: Mark Gastineau
DT: Tank Johnson
DT: Jim Dunaway
DE: Aldon Smith
LB: Lawrence Taylor
LB: Ray Lewis
LB: Bill Romanowski
CB: Deion Sanders
CB: Dwayne Goodrich
FS: Eugene Robinson
SS: Darren Sharper
K/P: Sebastian Janikowski
>>68348705
Peyton started it
>>68339691
Bridgewater is gonna waste another season of prime potential.
Godfuckingdammit
>>68348937
>>68348963
So you're telling me Memewater is the reason Prince ODed
>>68348931
>4 Raiders
WE /FEARED/ baby
>>68348931
>Ben Roethlisberger
>criminal
>perriman tears his ACL
is he officially a bust?
>>68349050
Rape is a crime, anon
Is Matt Cassel is a bust?
Is Aaron Rodgers a bust?
>>68348963
>Prince died never seeing the Vikings win anything
>his last memory of them was the kicked missing a chip shot
I feel for him but can't help but laugh
>>68348931
>Ben
wouldn't we want actual convicts on the list? he got off on his rape charges.
Todd Marinovich was a convicted crack and heroin addict, so he could take Ben's place.
also
>incognito
really now? Keno Hills would fit better
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keno_Hills
>deion
what did he ever do? drugs?
>>68349033
maybe you guys and the Ravens should start a crime rivalry
>>68349276
>>68349189
>is he a sculpture of someone's head and shoulders?
no
>>68349163
he never raped anyone
>>68348910
Even worse now that I'm here.
>>68349163
Not when you're white.
>>68349348
That's a huge buttplug
>>68349418
yeah, pun hivemind got in just ahead of me
>>68349314
>>Prince died never seeing the Vikings win anything
so did every vikings fan ever lol
>>68349330
put vick at QB if you don't want ben, it's all the same to me
i honestly just couldn't think of another guard lol, hills is fine
deion got arrested for trespassing in 1996
>>68349534
>trespassing
jesus, that's a reach. you'd kinda think there was at least one player at each position who committed some REALLY sserious crimes, not the "assault" bullshit like Incognito.
and I completely forgot Vick, how on earth
>Sneak
>having to wait until Tuesday to see part 2 of 5 of the OJ 30 for 30 doc
god dammit ESPN
>>68349674
i mean i was trying to make the best team possible with the condition that each player had to have a criminal offense, i'm sure there are some no-name players at most positions who have done awful shit
>>68349923
is that a fortune cookie in the background?
>>68349684
great contribution
>>68350084
This. This SO hard.
>>68350171
Meh.
>>68281303
>the implication
>>68348931
Obligatory
>>68350225
ugh.
>>68350292
>no marvin Harrison
Anyone else gaining respect for Von as he continues to cuck the buncos?
SUP GENTS
>tfw if you post here long enough you will inevitably become a caricature of yourself
>>68350292
was gonna put belcher on the team, but then i switched to 4-3
>>68350997
If he wasn't so damn expensive I wouldn't mind having him on the Raiders.
>>68351071
Why are eagles fans so autistic?
>>68351051
Sup, Toxins breh?
>>68351120
I think everyone "wouldn't mind" having Miller on their team
>Ratbirds
Loving every laugh
>>68350997
He's a farting faggot who has done NOTHING.
>>68350292
I forgot Jimmy Wilson actually killed someone, but more so I forgot he still plays in the league
>>68348931
>tfw oldfag
>tfw /sp/ is still making All Thug Teams
It really does warm my heart. They've been a staple of the entire board since the very beginning of /sp/.
Why is von miller being such a nagger?
>>68351501
Because Denver's a shithole and elway is a douchefag.
>>68351071
post ass
>>68351523
Its a well.known fact that the marshes are Denver fans
>>68351501
im just amazed he thought cropping a photo like that wouldn't reflect badly on him. the media hype has gone to his already misshaped head it seems.
i still hope he did it ironically as a joke though.
The Redskins no joke probably have a Top 3 receiving corps if you include Jordan Reed. They have a ridiculous bunch of pass-catchers.
>>68351501
>nagger
are you literally 10?
>>68352162
no they don't lmao
garçon and djax are good, but they're not even one of the top duos in the league
reed is a top TE, but there are better corps even if you include him
>>68352202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuvLUhuo52w
>>68352331
>shit libertarian show
go back to /pol
>>68352878
>durr go back to /pol/!!
You should literally kill yourself. I mean that as unironically as possible.
>>68352878
I know you're trying to derail a dead thread with a statement that has nothing to do with what was posted, but is nevertheless inflammatory, and I pray that the denizens of /nfl/ are wise enough not to respond.
>>68353346
seems you're not wise enough then.
>>68353120
and i unironically want you to go suck a dick, faggot.
237 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>68351229
>tfw your team has such an ELITE corps of LBs that having Von would be a luxury
>>68349923
drive safe, pupper
>>68353626
I'm actually retarded and you should disregard everything that I say because I suck cocks
>>68354466
Yep. Based Cam will take us to victory!
>>68349923
drive safe, pupper
>>68284198
Ugh.. you're so embarrassing.
Eagles fan here,
Nelson agholor is so fucking trash
He can't catch, he can't run routes, he isn't fast, he isn't big, he isn't shifty, he isn't all, he isn't aggressive
He's a soft ass beta little bitch
To top it all off he is a rapist because of the implications
All that combined and he is still a better pick than bustshaud Perelman though
>Stonehands mcfastnigger
>Paper clip knees
Lmao xdddd 100 senpai
>your team
>your predicted record this season
>your favorite anime
>your favorite video game
>who you're voting for this November (non Americans need not apply)
I'll start
>Steelers
>12-4
>Yu Yu Hakusho
>Persona 3:FES
>Trump
>>68356273
Raiders
10-6
>
Don't have one favorite
Undecided; desperately hoping a legitimate 3rd party emerges
Why is the NFC East such garbage? It's fucking worse than the the AFC or NFC South
>>68356344
It's not worse than the AFC South
close 2nd though
>>68356358
>Texans and Jags legitimately adding top talent (especially the jags)
>Clots as mediocre as they are would look good in NFC East
>only completely shit team is Tennessee
idk fampai, NFC East is crumbling pretty fast.
Not sure any team in that division has as much talent as the Jaguars and the Jaguars are only the 3rd best team in the south.
Romo is old and fragile
Eli is aging and has no team
The Eagles imploded and will take some years to reverse it.
Only decent team is the Redskins now.
>>68356470
>Texans legitimately adding top talent
like who?
>>68356510
Lamar Miller?
>>68356344
>it's fucking worse than the the AFC [...] South
l0l
Even with Perriman ded, the Ravens will still be a top 10 offense.
>>68356527
;_;
>>68356574
Perriman WILL become a good WR someday I have faith
in Ozzie we trust
Nickel>Dime
Dime is for shit secondaries who cant hold off the big bad receivers on their own.
>>68356527
I don't think anyone really knows how good Lamar Miller really is, at least not yet. He should be getting quite a few more carries in OB's offense, though, so we'll see how he holds up and if he can produce like he's expected to (by the Texans coaching staff and some fans).
I have hopes for Braxton Miller at slot receiver. I think he could be a valuable asset there once he gets comfortable in the scheme and gets enough game reps.
I am concerned about Will Fuller. I know he has a history of not catching with his hands, but he showed in combine and pro day drills that he's been working on that aspect of his game. Hopefully that shows when he hits the field in preseason. There can't be any doubt about his speed though. He can flat out run. Just gotta catch some damn balls. One thing I've heard about him a lot, though, is his ability to track deep balls over his shoulder well.
>>68285686
>reliability
>responsibility
retard
>>68356671
Shut up nigger. Jalen Strong got arrested again for nigging
>>68282578
What drugs are you on ?
>inb4 your moms pussy
Tony romo is such a butt pirate
>oh but durr durr stat
>he's going to break his collarbone again .
>>68356693
Hey. Slow your roll. I never even mentioned that weed-mongering Maserati car-poolin' buttmunch.
Anyways, how are you?
>>68356574
AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>tfw one day you will die either mid season, mid playoffs, post super bowl, post draft, mid off season, mid pre season, or beginning of new season
This makes me sad Bros.
>>68356986
>tfw one day you will die
>>68356986
>you will one day die
funny, this doesn't make me sad at all
>>68357031
Once you hit your mid twenties you'll realize life sucks and you'll want to die
>>68349923
drive safe, pupper
>>68357063
It's not so much dying that bothers me. It's the missing out on possible Pats championships.
>tfw may die before Brady's career is complete
>tfw may die before the Pats dynasty ends
Feels bad man. Once B & B retire I can RIP, but if I die before that the amount of regret will kill me twice
>>68357073
This honestly. Thinking about all downing my sleeping meds with some Jack.
Guys, /NBA/ stole our memes, check their Gen
>>68283384
>Lions winning the SB
>>68357221
Those nignogs steal everyone's memes.
>>68356986
>tfw it is possible that i might die before i see the naners win another owl
>in b4 i get hit by a truck in preseason and the naners win the owl in my memory
>>68290572
>1tech to DE
5tech? 3-4 is two 5 techs and a nose tackle usually
Official SP POWER RANKINGS
1.AZ
2. GREENBAY
3. SEATTLE
4.CAROLINA
5. PITT
6. NEW ENGLAND
7. MINNESOTA
8. CINCINNATI
9.KANSAS CITY
10. HOUSTON
>>68356986
Implying you won't die when the sport is glorified flag football and everyone calls you a crazy old man cuz u watched when people got CTE and concussions
>>68357281
>the year is 2075
>you are 85 years old
>the 49ers have not won a SB in your life time
>this is the year! You say
>regular season comes
>sneak into playoffs at 9-7! Oh boy!
>oh no, you need a new kidney, as yours has failed
>in the hospital, your first week
>49ers upset division winning Dallas Cowboys (8-8) @Dallas, advance to divisional round
>a little life enters your dicreped body that day
>one week later
>extremely weak and fatigued
>49ers win on a last second field goal @Seattle
>On to the Conference championship
>at this point the 9ers are the only thing keeping you alive
>you watch as they rout the undefeated Green Bay Packers 45-7
>one week later, oh boy the big game, you think!
>turn on tv and all you find is the pro bowl
>tfw you die during the second quarter of the pro bowl
>tfw you will never know the 2075 Super Bowl Champ
Feels bad man
>>68357382
>taking the time to write that all out
ilu bae
>>68357307
>/sp/
>ever thinking the Texans go better than 6-10
Please no. I've made too much money off the Texans the last 5 years because of the morons here.
>>68357447
Improved offense with Lamar miller and their draft picks, Osweiler is unproven. I think they are a better team this year. They got to the playoffs with a shit qb and no RB last year. Lamar Miller is great and osweiler looks average
>>68357382
>2075
Those are really high expectations 3bh desu
>>68357307
>sp
>Adrian and the Petersons
>>68356273
>Falcons
>12-4
>Assassination Classroom
>Fallout 4, but only with mods
>Hillary
SB 51 FRONT RUNNERS
Packers, Patriots, Seahawks and Cardinals
HOPEFULS
Panthers, Steelers, Cheifs and Broncos
SMALL GAP
Bengals, Colts, Vikings and Cowboys
>>68356273
Browns
4-12 (but a good 4-12)
Mobile Suit Gundam
WWF No Mercy
Chillary
>>68349923
drive safe, pupper
So, looks like 30 for 30 is doing an episode on the XFL.
>Ratbirds
Top fucking kek.
RIP bucmeholdme - gay night club shot up in florida
>>68364324
>What if I told you HEHATEME
>Perriman
>About to miss another whole season
>Ozzie better than Colbert
Go fuck yourself ratbirds. At least jarvis can get on the field.
>>68356527
I hear a gay bar in Florida was shot up so I just wanted to say rip
>>68368890
>We caught up with the former-XFL player. Does he still hate you?
>Nigga still hatin'.
![0-days-since-last-muslim-terrorist-attack-congrats-european-union-meme-clapping-bravo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RobKyGk.jpg "0-days-since-last-muslim-terrorist-attack-congrats-european-union-meme-clapping-bravo[1]")
>>68369292
Mosley > Shazier btw how's Golson doing too zel
>>68371133
Mosley couldn't cover a highschooler and we already have one of the best run-stuffing linebackers in the league, so Shazier>Mosley.
Senquez missed his rookie season, but he'll probably play a great deal this year :^)
>>68371133
Aiken is gonna play Marlons spot this year hopefully, right?
>>68373146
whatever makes you feel good about being the ravens cum rag for 2 years :^)
Mosely > Shazier
So THIS is where Wes Welker has been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdgeeeylQGI
>be gay
>get shot
Come on, America
>people STILL think we should import more kebab
When will it end?...
>terrorism bringing out top American bants
>>68379340
Most mass shootings in America have been committed by whites, actually. I think more Mexicans and Asians have been responsible for them than Middle Easterns, too.
>>68379720
Kek
>BB gets her guns taken away
>club is shot up
Coincidence?
>>68382285
It's time for everyones guns to get taken away. None of you sick weebs with no empathy should have them anyway.
>>68379720
LYL
Y
L
>>68382425
Lol I'm not giving up something I paid and waited for, unless I'm reimbursed
>>68379720
I have accepted that I'm going to hell long ago.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RAIDERS/status/741089241376133120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Carr has hands!
>>68382425
>t. shillary
>>68382970
https://mobile.twitter.com/derekcarrqb/status/741096718452719616
>>68383339
What did he mean by this
>>68369627
I'm not dead. Just dead inside.
>>68383820
He's completely right
>>68356986
>implying concussion egg will survive that long
>Report : Roger Goodell to remove guns from Patriots sideline celebrations
>>68349923
drive safe, pupper
AHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
>>68385700
>laughing at someone's misfortune
Bad form tbqh.
Now, if you're laughing at his JUST haircut like I am, that's a different matter.
>>68385811
I'm laughing at the ravens franchise
>>68385700
>Ravens
>>68386155
Meme Raiders logo aside, gr8 pic.
>>68386155
>implying Old Gay likes girls
Grade your offense /sp/
Elite: +3
Great: +2
Good: +1
Average: 0
Rookie: 0
Below Average: -1
Shit: -2
QB, Matt Ryan:Great
LT, Jake Matthews: Great
LG, Andy Levitre: Average
C, Alex Mack: Elite
RG, Wes Schweitzer: Rookie
RT, Ryan Schraeder: Great
WR1, Julio Jones: Elite
WR2, Mohamed Sanu: Good
WR3, Justin Hardy: Good
TE, Austin Hooper: Rookie
RB, Devonta Freeman: Elite
FB, Patrick Dimarco: Elite
Score: 22
>>68386793
>not a single player below average
>still can't finish with a winning record
kek
>>68386961
Mike Person was our C last year and he was literally Shit. Having Mack will make things so much better
>>68386793
>LT, Jake Matthews: Great
>WR2, Mohamed Sanu: Good
>WR3, Justin Hardy: Good
>RB, Devonta Freeman: Elite
wut
>>68386793
QB - 0
RB - 0
WR - 2, 1, 0
LT - 1
LG - 0
C - 2
RG - -2
RT - 0
Total: 4 :^)
>>68386793
>fullback weighted the same as QB
>Matt Ryan: Great
>Justin Hardy: Good
lelmao kys
>>68386793
You're homer as fuck. With that out of the way,
>Raiders
QB: Carr (great, +2)
HB: Murray (average)
FB: Reece (great, +2)
WR1: Cooper (great, +2)
WR2: Crabtree (good, +1)
WR3: Holmes (average)
TE: Walford (average)
LT: Penn (good, +1)
LG: Osemele (great, +2)
C: Hudson (elite, +3)
RG: Jackson (good, +1)
RT: Watson (bad, -1)
>>68282166
If they run an offense like they run a bank, you should b good
>>68387433
Freeman is clearly elite, and Jake Matthews gave up only 1 sack last year. Matt Ryan should probably be elite, and Hardy is good after another year.
>>68388715
>Matt Ryan should probably be elite
srsly hope u don't actually believe this famo
ayy lmaorlando
>>68388715
>Freeman is clearly elite
>MIA the entire second half of the year
>elite
>a nobody receiver who will only ever get open by being opposite Julio Jones
>elite
>>68281303
>kikaha ded
kill me now
>>68386793
QB: Rodgers, Elite (+3)
RB: Lacy, Good (+1)
WR: Nelson, Elite (+3)
WR: Cobb, Good (+1)
WR: Adams, Below Average (-1)
TE: Cook, Average (0)
LT: Bahktiari, Average (0)
LG: Sitton, Elite (+3)
C: Linsley, Great (+2)
RG: Lang, Great (+2)
RT: Bulaga, Good (+1)
Score: 15
>>68349923
drive safe, pupper
Alright Fags, updated
QB, Matt Ryan:Great (deal with it) +2
LT, Jake Matthews: Good +1
LG, Andy Levitre: Average 0
C, Alex Mack: Great +2
RG, Wes Schweitzer: Rookie 0
RT, Ryan Schraeder: Great +2
WR1, Julio Jones: Elite +3
WR2, Mohamed Sanu: Good (He is) +1
WR3, Justin Hardy: Average 0
TE, Austin Hooper: Rookie 0
RB, Devonta Freeman: Great +2
FB, Patrick Dimarco: Elite (He matters in our offense) +3
Score: 16
>>68386793
QB: Bradford (Average, -0)
RB1: Mathews (Average, -0)
RB2: Sproles (Good, +1)
WR1: Matthews (Good, +1)
WR2: Agholor (Below Average, -1)
WR3: Rueben Randle (Average, -0)
TE: Ertz (Great, +2)
LT: Peters (Good, +1)
LG: Barbre (Below Average, -1)
C: Kelce (Good, +1)
RG: Brooks (Average, -0)
RT: Johnson (Elite, +3)
Score: 7
>>68389381
>Snek
>QB: Rodgers, Elite (+3)
Imposter.
>>68389805
This. This SO hard.
>>68390139
Meh.
THE WHISTLES GO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68390417
WOOO WOOOOOO
>marshawn lynch going 0-8 in BF1
>>68390139
>>68390162
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery :P
>>68391047
pls gibe hundley
Great thread, guys.
>>68382425
Ok mr liberal take guns way. Now when another mass shooting takes place what will you blame then?
>>68391493
Same thing we do now: The illegally obtained gun.
>>68382425
>people that shoot places up are intentionally breaking laws
>respond to this by making a law that says people can't have guns
>that way the law will stop it from happening
never was able to understand this reasoning
>499
>>68391565
The same way you people think banning Muslims will stop Muslims from entering the country, and the same way you think banning abortions will make abortions not happen, and the same you think teaching abstinence-only education will stop teenagers from having sex.
Education and more responsible laws reduce the risk, and also educate. The same way we're going to stop CTE in pro sports.
*brings it all back to the subject at hand*
*high-fives self*
>>68386793
QB: Matt Ryan +2
RB: Devonta Freeman +3
FB: Patrick Dimarco +2
WR: Julio Jones +3
WR: Mo Sanu 0
TE: Jacob Tamme +1
LT: Jake Matthews +2
LG: Andy Levitre -1
C: Alex Mack +3
RG: Not Sure -1
RT: Ryan Schraeder +2
16
>>68389050
>1639 total yards
>14 total tds
>not elite
