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dortmund sign the danish messi who decided to represent turkey instead
Southampton have agreed a compensation fee with everton for koeman
vardy probably won't announce his decision until the euros are over
bad thread
>>68197546
its underrated imo
>>68197512
>>68197547
Haha, stay mad you pakis
caca thread
Southampton are the softest club in the PL.
The board are absolute pushovers.
>>68197598
£5m for a guy with one year left is pretty good
>>68197598
such is life as an eternal small club
Chelsea statement:
Eva Carneiro
Chelsea Football Club is pleased to announce that it has reached an agreement with Dr Carneiro which brings her employment tribunal proceedings against the club and Jose Mourinho to an end.
The club regrets the circumstances which led to Dr Carneiro leaving the club and apologises unreservedly to her and her family for the distress caused. We wish to place on record that in running onto the pitch Dr Carneiro was following both the rules of the game and fulfilling her responsibility to the players as a doctor, putting their safety first.
Dr Carneiro has always put the interests of the club's players first. Dr Carneiro is a highly competent and professional sports doctor. She was a valued member of the club’s medical team and we wish her every success in her future career.
Jose Mourinho also thanks Dr Carneiro for the excellent and dedicated support she provided as First Team Doctor and he wishes her a successful career.
Statement by Dr Eva Carneiro
I am relieved that today we have been able to conclude this tribunal case. it has been an extremely difficult and distressing time for me and my family and i now look forward to moving forward with my life.
My priority has always been the health and safety of the players and fulfilling my duty of care as a doctor. In running onto the pitch to treat a player, who requested medical attention, I was following the rules of the game and fulfilling my medical responsibilities.
I would like to thank everyone who has supported me including my husband, family and friends and members of the football community.
Chelsea utterly BTFO
> According to @televoetbal, AZ have set the asking prize for striker Vincent Janssen at 15 million euros. Transfer abroad likely.
I don't know who he is but he's supposed to be promising i think
>>68197710
>chelsea will be the bad guys
>mourinho will walk away with no one caring that it was his fault
>>68197738
Next RvP tBh
>>68197738
15m gamble between him being the next van Nistelrooy or the next van Wolfswinkel
you now remember about obbi oulare
>>68197755
kek
Afternoon, everyone. Still no gf
>>68197598
koeman is so overrated, southampton should be happy to get 5m for him
>>68197783
I literally don't
>>68197710
I can't find mourinho's statement kek
juan cuadrado
>>68197783
Fell victim to Watford buying all the players.
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation??
>>68197798
See>>68197755
Mou has somehow slyly got off without a care in the world.
>>68197790
Arse btfo
>>68197790
>that cheeky 4-0
always makes me smile
Liverpool literally pillaged Southampton for 2 summer windows in a row, only to finish under them two seasons in a row
>>68197790
>Arsenal 4-0
every time
>>68197818
Still waiting on that GF cash to come through
>>68197658
>>68197791
5 million doesn't even guarantee a good bench option these days KEK.
>>68197824
I genuinely don't understand why Chelsea are doing this, is it because they are the ones with Mou's image rights?
>>68197789
My sources understand that a gf will listen to offers from potential suitors. Although some speculate that this is only a move to force a better deal out of her current bf.
>>68197848
you are literally getting money so that one of your league rivals gets to employ a painfully mediocre manager
i'd say thats a pretty good deal
>>68197848
pretty sure its massive for managers
What's next for this man?
Will he join Southampton?
>>68197862
Madrid whored Mourinho out in marketing and media when he was their manager I don't understand how those image rights are supposed to work.
>>68197862
it's possible they (and not mourinho) were deemed legally responsible for the whole thing since the club was the one to sack her
>>68197917
should go to a championship club desu
>>68197942
of course they are how retarded are you lot?
Chelsea are her employer not Mourinho, Jose was never going to pay anything he isn't liable in any way even if it was his fault.
>>68197917
No thanks.
>>68197983
>he isn't liable in any way
absolutely not true, he could be liable for harrasment but as part of the agreement carneiro drop her harrasment suit against mourinho
>>68197983
No, part of the case was Eva vs Mourinho for sexism and harassment iirc.
who /WorriedAboutNotAttractingPlayersThisWindow/ here?
Karius and Matip are fine, but surely we need much much more?
>>68198038
Reddit have great faith Higuain is coming la'
>>68198053
Isn't that cunt's release clause like 85m?
Totti has renewed his contract with 1 year.
When the contract expires he will assume the role of technical director.
Pretty based tBh
For the Bulgaria lad. I went and watched Botev Plovdiv play last season, had a great time. We paid for VIP tickets which were about 8 quid, and it was eat and drink all you can. Pic related, I was trying to get a decent picture of the fanny serving the beer.
>>68198038
Well part of their problem seems to be that Klopp keeps taking his inspiration from Dortmund's scouting list from when he was there, then losing out on those targets, to Dortmund.
>>68198009
I think the employer is responsible in harassment lawsuit primary. The one committing the harassment is responsible in front of his employer, but the responsible in front on the victim in the employer.
Although UK law might work differently.
>>68198038
m8 the window isnt even open yet be patient
plus klopp will eventually turn your mediocre players into klopp babbies like he did to dortmunds.
you should be more worried about selling all your useless shit like lucas benteke wisdom balotelli flanagan ilori and whoever else you own
>>68198069
94m €, also consider Napoli plays CL and just came second
>>68198074
>on the same day of the birth of A.S. Roma
POTTERY
>>68198117
was this at that tiny ass stadium in komatevo?
koeman leaves, that means other soton players are following right?
if the board could tell him he could keep who he wanted to keep he would stay
so who leaves, besides mané
who do soton get? de boer? flores? simeone? maradonna? messi?
>>68197710
Chelsea btfo, beautiful
>>68198235
I could see Mané, Wanyama, van Dijk and Pellè leaving.
The manager is a bit of a mystery though, would really depend on the investment package Saushampton can offer a new manager.
>>68198215
Yeah, they were playing out in the middle of nowhere on their training pitch. Not sure if they've sorted out their stadium now. Having some English people turn up to watch them must have been a bit of a novelty, we even made the website. http://plovdivderby.com/vsichki-ostanali-m/17586-snimka-bradyasali-anglichani-rugaha-po-tonchi-kukoch.html
>>68198281
>van Dijk
just signed a six year deal
>Wanyama
yeah but he's shit
>Mané
angling for CL football and dislikes Koeman
>Pelle
yup
>>68198235
de Boer, AVB, maybe Pellegrini, but likely an unexpected appointment
>>68198136
Swiss bro what do you think of Mor? Better use of 9m€ than rode tbqhwy family
>Fabio Coentrão returns to Real Madrid from loan spell and will stay in the club as Marcelo's backup
How would you lads construct a flagpole from beer cans and duct tape? Last time me and my mates attempted to strap three wizard-sticks together (one taller than the other two) and it sort of worked but it required guy-wires to keep it stable once it got above ~sixfeet.
We could just pyramid it but it'll use up a lot of beer cans and isn't very flagpoley.
>>68198281
Only one I dont care to see gone is Wanyama. Pelle might go as well but I don't see anyoen going for Van Dijk after his new 6 year contract
>>68198195
>2nd in a one team league + group stage cl exit
Very enticing for higuain huh
>>68198415
Long strips of tape going vertically instead of just at the point where the cans meet
>>68198380
they're still there, iirc their real stadium will be ready by like 2019 at the earliest
>that article
lel
>>68198438
As opposed to the fight for europa league + no European competition?
Not like Liverpool would cough up that money
>>68198380
damn you & the squad made it
>>68198398
He seems like he needs to learn when to pass, instead of trying shots from (sometimes) ridiculous positions. I'm sure he'll learn that though, and judging by what I've seen of what his teammates do with the passes he gives them, I honestly can't blame him for shooting.
They overpaid for Rode, but he's still a good player, and a type of player they need. Someone who gets forward, and isn't afraid of a tackle.
>those shoulder panels
wew lad
makes it look like a brentford kit
>>68198398
>Mor
He's a meme-tier player. Will never become world class
>>68198519
shit desu
>that fat cunt on the left
>>68198519
promotion when
>>68198519
Adidas' template kits this year have been utter shit tier. This thing here is no exception.
Would not have been able to tell that was a Sheff U kit unless you peek really hard at the badge.
>>68198523
don't listen to this guy
Mor will be GOAT
Austrian media is saying Dragovic is close to a move to Leverkusen.
>>68198582
Bayern kit is sex
>>68198448
It was a pretty comfy little ground for a training complex. Obviously they need to sort their ground out though, as the training pitch can barely hold a couple of thousand.
>>68198611
>google him
>doesn't look like a dragon
disappointed
>>68198616
Aye, but Bayern get theirs custom made. Guff teams like Sheff U get the outsourced generic template shit to pick from, which are nowhere near at the standard.
>>68198519
sheffield cucked by the big brentford cock yet again
>>68198438
I suppose no euro football and struggle for Europa League is better
>>68198637
No, but he did once hit the Swiss finance minister, who was vice president and minister of defence and sports at the time, on the back of the head.
/brentford/ general
transfers, speculation etc
>>68198609
Muzzi plz
>>68198619
yeah, i hate going to away games there since its in the middle of nowhere and i get lost pretty much every time
they just got taken over by some rich guy so they're hoping their stadiums reconstruction will get done sooner than expected
>>68198699
You misspelt Bulgaria m8
>>68198699
how come more players don't sign for this club when there is a pub on every corner of the ground. Mindblowing really.
>>68197790
Tfw despite this run of form Saints missed out on champs league by 3 points.
Literally would have made it with a win at home against Villa and away at Norwich.
>>68197528
i love trans lads
>>68198798
bit gay 2bh
>>68198637
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68198798
good lad
>>68198380
>>68198619
sounds like it was fun lid
>>68198793
Probably one of my favourite away grounds in all honesty. Fulham's is alright too.
>clubs are now paying transfer fees for managers
Is this the start of a new trend? Would be interesting to see how far they could take it tbqh. I want to see money completely control football.
Mid-game transfers (players suddenly ripping off their shirts to reveal the opponent's kit, tackling former-teammates, shooting into their own former-keeper's net), leasing fans, buying tournament qualification if the club misses out, leasing trophies, maybe even buying the rights to rewrite history (so that Leicester actually won the treble this year, for example).
Good idea or bad idea?
>>68198966
>if budweiser ran football.wmv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjI-qh37xf0
>>68196738
I wish we could get :ok_hand: back.
>>68196793
'no'
>>68197291
wew lad. Have you listened to some classic sets?
>>68192659
>>68193080
>>68193193
WAIT! You're back?!
>mfw
>>68195912
>>68195998
le mad dortmund austrian faec
>>68197710
>>68197755
lel
>>68198611
So who is Dortmund going to sign?
>>68198697
2bf that was just cheeky banter
>>68198639
tbf its not just the blades - juve's this coming season look like a recolouring of bayern 14/15
>>68198966
I would unironically remove the transfer window and let teams buy and sell when they want.
>>68198985
Forgot all about that advert.
>you now remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Cw1HBiV4k
>>68199030
same, registration windows make no sense to me
>>68199030
Yeah. Cap it in late March and then re-open it again at season's end, like it used to be.
>>68198966
manager compensation is literally nothing new
>>68198966
This has already happened before with AVB to Chelsea and Ancelotti to Madrid.
It makes perfect sense when a manager is under contract.
>>68199012
>replying to posts more than an hour ago
why d people do this lads
>>68199043
inb4 someone posts the cage
>>68199075
>>68199052
I would add some sort of rule that basically says that a player can play only twice in the league against the same team
>>68199030
would be a disaster, leicester would have lost all their top players mid season
>>68198639
>Guff teams like Sheff U get the outsourced generic template shit to pick from, which are nowhere near at the standard.
Their fault for going with a huge-name kit manufacturer. >My club (QPR) recently changed to some obscure Canadian company called Dryworld so that they could have a kit that the fans wanted (wide hoops that go all the way around, no white patch on the back for the squad number). Probably cheaper too.
>>68198966
>wc final 2050
>germany vs china
>4-4
>lee jamal dong lee skies china's fifth penalty
>goku freudeschitz steps up to possibly win the world cup
>3 steps back
>dinks it down the middle
>keeper kim gogo sanchez dives to the right
>mid flight goku tears germany shirt off revealing turkish shirt underneath
>ball goes in
>paraguay win the world cup on goal difference
>>68199109
They didn't lose them in January though.
>>68199129
how do you know
>>68199129
Who with?
>>68199099
I'll tell you in about 60 minutes ;)
>>68199123
>DRYWORLD
FUCKING KEK
>>68199107
just keep the current fifa rule that you can't play for 3 clubs. cant remember if the period they state is a season or 12 months though
>>68199127
>that last line
audibly lel'd
>>68199134
arsenal and tottenham would have signed most of them in the last month of competition and one of those two would have '''''won''''' the eplel instead
>>68199099
why not
>>68199156
A season: was the reason Ben Arfa couldn't play for Nice until 2015/16.
>>68199123
thank you my neutral qpr fan friend
>>68199123
those small manufacturers probably struggle to meet the demands of top level clubs
>>68199127
>goku freudeschitz
Would've gone with Abdul Ibn-La'Ahad personally, but other than that, 8/10 good job
>>68199099
Just because.
>>68199129
Enjoy, la.
>>68199109
this
>>68199012
>So who is Dortmund going to sign?
Toprak next season. Who knows maybe there'll be a twist in the tale, and they'll end up signing him this season.
>>68199163
Would they? how much would they have had to pay? and would Leicester players actually have left?
>>68197710
She surely got more than the original £1.2m Chelsea offered her then? That must be a good package, probably 8-10 times her salary.
>You now remember newcastle got relegated
>>68199242
>relegated while spending £80 million
>the fat spanish waiter took them down
>their squad was top 10 but he couldn't manage them for shit
fucking hilarious
>>68199242
>after spending a gorillion pounds
>you now remember Atletico Madrid signing Alessio Cerci
>>68199242
>Jonas comes back from cancer and pretty much saves them from relegation
>gets released
>Necastle relegated next season
Sweet poetic justice
>>68199242
pardew was trying to get them to ligue 1 not so long ago, never mind the championship
>>68199269
;_;
>>68199242
>you now remember that there was a third team going down with villa and newcastle
United have been playing some very unattractive football and haven't been convincing at all in the last 3 seasons, and one could argue that the team needs an overhaul, so why are they trying to sign 35 years old Zlatan, who will at most stay at the club for two seasons if not one, when they should be trying to focus more on a long term solution for their poor attack? Zlatan is one of the best strikers currently, but shouldn't United be looking for someone who'll stay at the club for longer than 1-2 seasons?
>>68199275
>then trading him for torres
>>68199289
im 90% sure norwich will get promoted again next season
good player to my team WHEN
>>68197528
Go USA Go A Win
Costa rica is a shit
Costa Rica es una mierda
Vamos USA
>>68199242
;_;7
Come back soon you crazy shits
I understand the hate for them but it's such an entertaining club
Would take them over boring shit like Hull and Burnley any day
>>68199297
>he then played so badly he had to put his fb account offline and run on loan to Genoa
is this the fastest fall from grace ever?
>>68199254
I meant as in a random, a date, a fwb or idk
>>68199293
which united
>>68199307
Javi Martinez is literally boarding the flight as I'm typing this
>>68199277
>gets released
By phone. They didn't even have the balls to fire him in person.
>>68199299
they are not that bad, in fact
they almost always play well but shit happens
>>68199180
Not that anyone cares these days, but the Koreans have all fucked off since we released Park Ji Sung and Yun Suk Young.
>>68199182
Yeah, but QPR and Sheffield United aren't exactly Barca or Manchester United. The delusions of being a top level club must cost an absolute fortune. A small manufacturer can easily handle smaller clubs, and for less money.
>>68199341
kek
>>68199221
>maybe there'll be a twist in the tale, and they'll end up signing him this season.
would be laff
>>68199361
>First time fuggin your gf
I don't want to make you nervous, but your definitely have to make a good impression.
Better go to /r9k/ and ask for some tips.
>Sunderland will NEVER be relegated
>>68199361
Elle est jolie?
>>68199375
Probably not though. Ostendorp has said they'll not sign another CB. He also repeated that Merino is an option at CB.
>>68198038
>a christmas tree
>>68199392
>Better go to /r9k/ and ask for some tips.
thats bait right
>>68199397
Magnifique.
>>68199221
Dortmund are replacing all their key quality players by literal teenagers + marc fucking bartra. I know it's Bundesliga, but they won't finish top 4 next season
http://www.strawpoll.me/10423601
http://www.strawpoll.me/10423601
>>68199397
brad pitt isnt french
>>68199223
>Would they?
to win the league, arsenal and spurs? yes. If arsenal is trying to sign vardy now, they would have tried a month ago considering a league was at stake
>how much would they have had to pay?
30m for kante, 30m for vardy and any other release clause available
>and would Leicester players actually have left?
who knows, but some of those players could easily get x2-5 wage increase
Also, signing mid season would create huge trouble since selling clubs would have to find substitutes in lesser clubs, domino effect. Chairs would be shuffling in all squads during the whole season
>>68199129
>im going to have sex tonight lads quite anxious tbf. its been a long time
haha no way for me it's been 24 FUCKING YEARS
>>68199395
Good feel
>>68199434
it sounds like he at least has his own place, so if its been a while then its kind of more embarrassing for him
>>68199223
Of course they would have left. 'Muh Leicester lads' is a bunch of shit, the three stars are all working on a move away as we speak.
James RobsonCuenta verificada
@JamesRobsonMEN
Fernando has been told he's part of Pep's plans. Despite being a big fan of Kroos, he's opted against pursuing him this summer #mcfc
>Big fan of Kroos
>As soon as he went to Bayern he shipped him off to Madrid for a very low fee
Fuck pep
>>68199109
Arsenal would have poached Vardy with 10 games left, or something retarded like that.
http://bbc.com/sport/football/36474183
there really is no reason to pay this much for a centre back
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36474183
bailly to manure imminent
>>68199491
lel pls frenchie do not do anything like what he's saying
>>68199500
if you have the money why not nigger?
>>68199400
Hmm they should be fine with the players. And there's still time just in case.
>>68199500
>>68199504
holy fucking shit
this guy is literally another mangala
>>68199491
Everytime I find a qt girl doing an anal scene the guy does something creepy like stick his fingers up his arse then sniff it deeply.
Bony to Swansea news when? Swansea news in general when?
>>68199504
>>68199500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dj1IXuyCAg
everyone watch this or your mum dies in her sleep tonight
>>68199516
well for normal clubs big fees lead to a lot of undeserved scrutiny of the player, but if you're united i guess its no problemo
you faggots watching spain - georgia?
>>68199542
Never.
Its that time again
http://www.strawpoll.me/10423668
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10423668
http://www.strawpoll.me/10423668
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10423668
http://www.strawpoll.me/10423668
>>68199543
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36474183
>april 2015
I wonder if he's improved since then. Maybe even learned from his mistake
Bailley confirmed
>>68199554
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68199548
if you're a big club you throw money at shit until you win something
>>68199543
>getting skinned by a 32 year old manlet
>>68199487
The Kroos transfer is one of the main reasons why Pep left Bayern.
That and the club doc not getting the right PEDs.
>>68199127
>paraguay win the world cup on goal difference
my fucking sides
>>68199487
can already see his meeting with Toure
>you know I'm a huge fan of you, Yaya
>but get the fuck out
>again
>>68199534
pretty hard to be worse than Mongala tbqh
https://twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/740251423208841217
this must be the same thing fjortoft was teasing earlier
>>68199421
They played 2 17 year olds against Hamburg, and still won 3-0. Not to mention Sokratis, Bender, Bartra and Ginter is still a better central defence than most other teams.
Their transfers have actually been pretty smart. Suring up the midfield, and giving Weigl a more defensive partner with Rode. Attacking players that don't mind going for 1 on 1s. And they're looking to sign a more attacking option at LB with Guerreiro.
>>68199584
how is torres a manlet
>>68199586
>The Kroos transfer is one of the main reasons why Pep left Bayern.
Source?
posting this so I don't waste a captcha
>>68199603
the tease in question >>68194470
>>68199607
hes 5'9
what should i order for din dins tonight lads?
>>68199634
An escort
>>68199561
tight race between leicster and united desu
>>68199554
ill pop it on senpai
So what's the first stupid thing Poop will try in shitty?
>Yaya at cb?
>Sagna playing DM?
fuck poop and his constant need to reinvent football
>>68199648
i wouldnt cheat on my bf like that anon
>>68199634
I just had ice cream and 3 frozen pops.
If you Yes2Brexit the EU will ban ice creams.
>>68199630
>Height - 1.86 m (6 ft 1 in)
??
>>68199634
id go for thai
>>68199491
i think its the opposite lad
>>68199573
Stop forcing your meme rasheed
>>68199560
Why does he walk towards the camera?
>>68199630
6'1
>>68199650
Iheanacho wingback
https://twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/740251423208841217
what do they actually need him for though
also
>dortmund
>>68199650
---hart
glichy - mongala -
---aguero - delph - sterling - zappaleta - you
me -- next poster
op
>>68199670
>i think its the opposite lad
You don't think it's a good idea to sexually assault your new gf? Are you absolutely certain m8?
>>68199624
So glad evil lost that day.
>>68199614
His biography. Bayern promised him they would not let Kroos go before he signed.
>>68199671
Stay salty
>>68199717
this
>>68199689
>aublackyameng
>When you've got Iheanacho coming through
and Aguergoat
Overkill
>>68199738
source?
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>>96
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk
>>68199738
kden but him leaving because of that is just your interpretation 2bf
OFFICIAL: Preston have signed striker Simon Makienok on a season-long loan from Palermo.
>>68199760
>this actually happened
lmao
>>68199717
but bayern won
>>68199738
but Kroos was there during Pep's first year. I remember that the absolute madman even played him as a 6 next to schweinsteiger for the 0-4 against Real Madrid
>>68199717
but evil won that day you silly goose
>>68199760
really really good post
>>68199760
>This still exists and still gets posted
No one gives a shit lad. You'll look back on this once you've grown up and be embarrassed for yourself. Personally I feel sorry for you. At least you've made this mistake anonymously online so it won't have any consequences for you. I just hope realise how dumb this is some day and take it back.
>>68199573
>>68199671
so sad!
>>68199760
this needs updating with klopp losing 2 cup finals la
What is the point in Austria lads? All the people there bandwagon bayern anyway and they're pretty irrelevant so why dont they just become part of Germany?
>>68199790
cool
>hummels, gundogan, aubamayeng, mkhitaryan out
>teens and buyern reject in
dortmund are FUCKED
>>68199805
>is in /trans/
>doesn't notice the Dortmund fan
>>68199760
arsenal 2-1 leicester
>we beat foxes we've won the league
>that arsenal feel
>champions elect la
>look at welbeck, what heart
>we go again! xD
man utd 3-2 arsenal
> defeats against kids are the sign of gunners
>how many will be beat swansea by la
arsenal 1-2 swansea
>anti football, were still second of the league
>defending is easy
>watford is a fortress, leicester wont win there
watford 0-2 leicester
>newcastle will do us a favour
leicester 1-0 newcastle
>they let foxes win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat spurs and west ham by 7
tottenham 2-2 arsenal
west ham 3-3 arsenal
>b-but wonga said chasing the lead is easy
>leicester will lose to southampton
>saints are good against the small sides
leicester 1-0 southampton
>sunderland will do us a favour
>b-big fletch with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
sunderland 0-2 leicester
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
>>68199344
No, Norwich were fucking terrible.
For some inept reason their board thought they were able to stay up despite having some fucking atrocious strikers.
This happened twice in three seasons in fact.
>>68199805
there's literally dozens of countries I'd get rid of if I had the chance
don't mind Austria though
Watching Annie Hall
>>68199864
>there's literally dozens of countries I'd get rid of if I had the chance
List them.
>>68199882
good lad
do you know anything about our fellow youngsters jurgen damm or hirving lozano?
>>68199882
Love and Death GOAT Woody Allen if we're being honest senpai
>>68199890
>Sterling as GK
We still doing this one lads?
>>68199882
Diane Keaton would get it
t b h
>>68199957
AHAHAHAHAHa
I'm fucking bored lads
>Arsenal are dominating the transfer window in England
What the literal FUCK is happening?
>>68199786
>but evil won that day you silly goose
only if you're a dirty bandwagoner
>>68199892
Scotland
Australia
Portugal
Saudi-Arabia
North Korea
Canada
Vietnam
Estonia
Lithuania
Belarus
Oman
Azerbaijan
Nigeria
Chad
lots of other small countries as well
>>68199957
its all about distribution from the back m8
doesnt matter how big your keeper is, look at how well he did with valdes at barca?
>>68199975
>rejected by vardy
>dominating the market
Wew lid
>>68199980
you mean bayern customer then?
>>68199986
Where is Holland? You are our dogs.
>>68199975
>getting rejected by vardy while city are signing aubamayeng and united are getting zlatan
>dominating
>>68200000
>Brazilian
>unable to read
how fitting
>>68200000
lel
>>68200000
Nice GET.
>>68199975
>1 signing
>An overrated Santi "muh assists-the-assister" Carzorla clone
>>68200015
post butt
>>68200000
checked and keked
>>68199994
>>68200014
>>68200037
Damn...I didn't think we'd have them this scared this early....we back to permanent title challengers now.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCUc5o1l3i0
>>68197799
kinda close, colombia is only one country away from costa rica.
>Brazilians getting mad when someone shittalks Dortmund
kek
care to explain your relation to the club?
>>68200041
dafuq m8
why don't you?
>>68199975
What the hell transfer window are you watching?
>>68200068
>>68200068
i want to see german butt
>>68200077
then go to /deutsch/ lad
we love posting our butt there
>>68200059
>chat shit
>get banged
>"h-haha by trashing me you just proved me right"
Bet you got bullied at school a lot
>>68200077
his butt is burning
>>68200100
bit too scary for me to enter the german heartland
I hope a new /bundes/ isn't made.
It would be good with a small break. I'd love to get to know some of you guys in /trans/ and I see my good friend brazil is already here, so that's pretty nice.
Also just made a thread on /tv/. Feeling productive.
>>68200103
care to explain your relation to the club you dirty bandwagoner?
>>68200108
then fuck off
>seen an article on consparicies that were true
>one of the top comments is about hillsborough
>>68200109
hello friend ^^
what thread?
>>68200109
Well done mate. You sent those job applications yet?
>>68200101
>get banged
Ah yes, very impressive. You're little chav hero excited to move to Arsenal is a proper banging XD
>>68200109
Well done mate. You sent those job applications yet?
>>68199421
Ca me fait plaisir qu'elle est magnifique
>>68200128
It's about Annie Hall. Been up for ten minutes and no replies :/
>>68200129
>>68200140
Haha is this a /trans/ meme? Love it already :p
>PSG with an actual manager and an actual transfer budget
Is it finally time to be relevant
>>68200138
What part of Arsenal are you from m8? The Somalian part or the Pakistani part?
>>68200159
Well done mate. You sent those job applications yet?
>>68200000
Nice repeating digits
>>68200068
Whatever happened to the nice Brazilian anon. I miss that guy.
>>68200109
Why is Mads Mikkelsen so based?
i am black
>>68200166
What part of Leicester are you from? The paki part or the other paki part? Lol bandwagoners.
>>68200127
>implying they would actually tell you which conspiracies were true
>>68200165
>French league
PSG will NEVER be relevant. If you weren't based in Paris no player would join.
>>68200165
desu i think youll win the cl within 3 years
>>68200176
who gives a shit?
>>68200165
No.
>>68200196
why are you so salty tonight m8?
chill owt
>>68200159
le pace around his place man
>>68200211
dirty bandwagoners
>>68200211
he is always sad like that
>>68200181
The part with the EPL trophy :^)
>mfw Arsecuck fans are now literally rivals with a Championship club
>"Mourinho will ruin United's youth players"
>Only wants to sign one striker so Rashford and Martial can develop in the first team
Meanwhile Poop is throwing City's only good young talent down the shitter to sign le pacy meme man
top kek
>>68200187
I'm not asking if Ligue 1 is gonna be relevant
>>68200189
Honestly I'd settle for not looking like a complete retard during the quarter finals
>>68200224
its okay to feel this way but not always
>>68200225
i am sad for him
>>68200241
dont listen to the étrangers saying that ligue 1 is shit. be proud of it, embrace it. Maybe the quality is low, but it's really comfy
>>68200177
Would you be willing to post your cock?
>>68200270
its not big
>>68200264
It's shit.
>>68200234
>>Martial can develop in the first team
>£36m
>>Martial can develop in the first team
>potentially rising to £58m
>>Martial can develop in the first team
>£8m Ballon D'or winner clause
>>Martial can develop in the first team
Fucking pathetic tbqh.
>>68200270
you are really lewd today
>>68200277
Then you should get around to killing yourself you useless ape.
>>68200286
mean
>>68200294
Haha just joking lad haha
>>68200301
Haha good one
>>68200282
it's because of the lack of money. EPL quality isn't that far above our league, Payet is literally GOATing it up every week proving he's better than Özil, De Bruyne and Zidane. It's just that they have more money. that's why we need more implicated investors
>>68200109
seriously consider suicide you turboautist
>>68200315
>Better than Ozil or De bruyne
But he isnt
>>68200339
But muh free kicks???
>>68200284
A little lewd never hurt anyone onii-senpai.
Spain are 1-0 to Georgia
>>68200365
1-0 down*
>>68200315
>Payet is literally GOATing it up every week proving he's better than Özil, De Bruyne and Zidane.
What
>>68200362
I'd rather punch her instead
did the sunderland transfer guy kill himself?
always liked that gimmick
>>68200339
>>68200349
>muh chances created
özil decides to be good when his team is already crushing the opposition. He's a glorified nasri, can't win a game by himself.
Payet has been carrying a mediocre West Ham side. Literally passing the ball to the likes of Kouyaté and Mark Noble, let's not forget about Andy Carroll. Of course he's miles ahead of Özil.
De Bruyne is great, ok.
>>68200362
CUTE
>Sky sources: Manchester City and Borussia Dortmund in advanced negotiations for the transfer of striker Pierre-Emerick Aubamayang.
>According to Sky sources, City are also interested in Everton defender John Stones and Athletic Bilbao defender Aymeric Laporte as they look to bring up to five first team players to the Etihad this summer.
>>68200396
Honestly, apart from his free kicks and drobbles he isnt anything special.
>>68200403
>SkySports
>Natalie Sawyer will never whisper transfer rumours into your ear
why even live
>>68200365
shame I don't bet on friendlies, great odds on Georgia
>>68200283
Wow, way to miss the point bro. They can't develop as an attacking partnership if Rashford isn't in the team.
>>68197835
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68200403
i thought he was going to Madrid because of his late grandfather
>HAZARD GOING TO REAL MADRID
TSUNALDO OR MEMEZEMA BTFO
>>68200495
His grandpa should have given himself enough time and left earlier.
>Sky Sources
>>68200495
I can't see him going anywhere else but Real really. It also only makes sense if Aguero leaves, since I doubt either of them will be happy on the bench.
>>68200509
Hazard doesn't play as a striker though
>signing injured players
>signing afcon players
what is poop doing
>>68200559
crashing the city plane with no survivors, and getting a pay cheque while doing it
>>68200559
it's the new FEE LOSS O FEE
>>68200551
He'll play the wing in a 4-3-3 with Benzema and Bale or play LM in a 4-4-2 with Bale and Ronaldo upfront I reckon
>>68200509
source
>>68200589
my ass
>>68200581
>ronaldo alone upfront
you're clueless
>>68200581
Or, crazy enough, Chelsea won't sell and Real will target some hyped up Euro talent.
>>68200570
The flight plan he just filed with the agency only lists him, his philosophy, and 10 mediocre played out of position, but only one current City player. First one to score gets a transfer to a top 4 club.
pep gondola
>>68197528
>juan cuadrado
ayyyy
http://www.strawpoll.me/10424472
http://www.strawpoll.me/10424472
>Rummenigge: "José Ángel Sánchez (chairman of Real Madrid) has send me a SMS, to tell me that the rumors about Alaba and Lewandowski are not true. We have a very good relationship to Real Madrid and they know that we won't sell players that we don't want to sell."
>>68200679
what a disgusting name, i vote that he should change his disgusting racist name
>>68200679
why would the chair of real madrid text a roma player
https://twitter.com/Tim_Wiese/status/740180862747193344
>>68200694
didnt you read that they have a very good relationship?
>>68200707
>tim wiese in the WWE
ahahahaha oh my christ
what the fuck is wonga doing not competing for Obama?
>>68200559
enjoy gundogan and the to-explode-bomb at his back :)
>>68200725
Too old, too white
>>68200707
Tim 'WWE' Wiese
>>68200725
He knows hes too good for arsenal
>>68200725
wenger doesn't trust blacks anymore
>>68200748
Aubameyang or Wenger?
>>68200707
what will his gimmick be?
>>68200725
>wonga
>competing
>>68200769
Obama. Wenger only signs 11 year old Somalian orphans with coal-coloured skin.
>>68200707
GET FUCKING HYPE
I'm off for tonight lads. take care
https://youtu.be/-CwD6iPwQeA
>>68200784
S3 when
>>68200829
Enjoy your sex m8.
Say hi to her from your m8s at /sp/
----------Aguero
Silva------De Bruyne----Obama
----Gundogan-------Fernandinho
It's over. The prem is finished.
>>68200829
alri. Stay safe, pham.
>>68200860
it's going to be a massacre, the league will be over by november
>>68200860
>Aubameyang on the wing
>>68200860
------------vardy
sanchez-ozil-mkhitaryan
--- --xhaka-wilshere
yes it is
>>68200860
>it's over. the hospital is finished.
fixed it ya bumlord
>>68200896
>Wheelchair
>Poozil
>Vardy
'lel'
>>68200889
>m-muh fifa
Who does the British media describe Mourinho as "The Portuguese"?
Just "The Portuguese" and not "The Portuguese manager" or "The Portuguese coach" or anything like that.
They seem to think "The Portuguese" is enough. Why do they do this?
I don't seem talking about Kane as "The English" it's "The Englishman" or "The English front man" or whatever.
Same with Spanish players. It's always "The Spanish defender" or "The Spaniard"
"The Welsh attacker"
"The Welsh manager"
"The Welshman"
Not simply "The Welsh".
Only seems to be Portuguese they use this with. Anyone know why?
so what is going to change to make liverpool a top 4 contender within the next 5 seasons?
>>68200860
>de bruyne in the middle
>obama as wing
>gundogan not injured
lel
>brazilian in your team
>>68200860
at least 3 of those players will be perma-ded at any given time
>>68200889
He started his career as winger didnt he?
>>68200924
Cos he's the only Portuguese man in Britain with a job, so it's obvious who they're talking about.
>>68200930
>>De bruyne in the middle
How dumb can you be? Thats literally his best position you mongy hue.
>>68200929
Liquidating the top half of the PL
>>68200860
Zlatan > Aguero
Martial > de Brian
Rashford > Silva
Griezmann > Whoever that Obama guy is
Schwein >>>> Gundogan
Schneid >>>>> Fernandinho (Ignoring the fact Pogba will be signing for United)
>>68200929
Change to a new sport, maybe rugby league or ice hockey.
How do i get a Misaki gf?
>>68200924
Because Mourinho doesn't need his profession to be described. He transcends that.
>>68200960
stop calling me names you are making me cry!!
>>68200971
Hella f*ckin epic /b/ro!
>>68200942
Pretty sure he was a CF at Milan. He was more of a second striker at ASSE. Played a season and a half as a winger at Dortmund, but has been more successful in the middle too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g__jPchwogI
wot
>>68200994
You know how
>>68200694
to talk about his transfer
>>68201050
they are sorry
where are the Liverpool signings REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE NEED A LEFT-BACK, CENTRE MID AND A WINGER NOOOOOOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68201065
don't understand this meme desu
>>68201050
>And the award for the most autistic nation in the world goes to...
>It's you, it's Portugal!
*confetti*
>>68197783
Thanks for your millions of Euro's
T. Ceo of Club Bruges
>>68201083
Rudiger is both a Roma player and a madeup name by Bart
>>68201081
you already have two players in you greedy piece of shit
>left-back
was told here a few months back Real Madrid would sign Moreno
what happened
>>68200994
Not sure what that means but
>Sign up to Match.com
>Not really sure about it, but do it for a laugh and don't take it that seriously
>Look through the endless meat catalog
>Open various tabs with girls I might be interested in
>There's this one girl
>Attractive
>Says she wants someone who's nerdy and not overly confident
>She draws a lot and has some of her drawings on show
>Has drawn Dat Boi meme
>Good taste in movies and TV
>She is into anime
>Some of her pictures are of her dressing up as various characters
>Blue hair and cat ears and shit
>She's really smart, studying medicine and reads philosophy in her spare time
>Talk to her
>She seems very responsive replies all the time
Wat do? Is she going to be a fucking weeb? She seems kind of nice.
£58 million for Obamayeng (5622879301 Rupees)
>>68201134
>dyed hair
>cosplaying
redflags
>>68201134
thank you
>>68201106
>*confetti*
>it's an anglo country change the meaning of an italian word episode
i get trigerred everytime
>>68201134
One word mate:
>she
>>68201134
I was talking about misaki you dope not some green haired attention whore.
>>68201161
what does it mean?
Honigstein: Rüdiger out of the Euros. ACL tear.
How do i do free radical substitution
>>68201170
>>68201177
""She"" is 5'2
Kind of a give away m8s. She says she's bi tho.
Is bi a redflag too?
>>68201198
What are the starting materials/reagents?
>>68201196
Honigstein
>honey pot
Am i being rused
>>68201180
they are a candy that usually contains chocolate and/or almonds, they are usually given to people who attend a marriage or other religious celebrations
>>68201214
>Is bi a redflag too?
Yes
>>68201198
get him to warm up, change him into his kit and tell the 4th official that you want to make a change
>>68201150
I think it was a wig, but can you expand further?
I've never had a proper gf before.
>>68201217
Methane and Chlorine
>>68201198
i think you have to tell the fourth official, then wait till the next stoppage in play
>>68201214
yes, a pretty big one
but you should still go for it
>>68201219
Nah he's legit.
>>68198519
I don't like it.
>>68201196
Do not like this at all!
>>68201229
Why?
>>68200930
>>de bruyne in the middle
retard
>>obama as wing
played there several times at Dortmund
>>gundogan not injured
>this mad
Typical bandwagoner
>>68201239
dyed hair and cosplaying usually involve being crazy and/or a slut
>>68201240
Youve got to be 18 to post here
>>68197947
based
>>68201240
Cl2 + UV light -> 2 Cl radicals
1 CL radical abstracts a H from methane, then the CH3 radical recombines with another CL radical
>>68201267
im just dumb
>>68201239
Italian covered it. Add on to the fact she's bi it's a safe bet she's a major slut.
>>68201196
Randomly found Honigstein's personal FB page a while back, the guy is a proper dedicated Zionist. Posts cheering on the Israeli Army in 2014 when they were bombing the shit out of Palestine.
>>68201214
>manlet
They never learn, but apparently they're getting craftier.
Ask it if it pisses standing up or sitting down. That should be a dead give-away.
>>68201280
Dumb enough to voluntarily be doing a/s level chemistry? Youre 16/17 m8
>Bi
>Neon coloured hair
>5'2
>Anime
>Draws 'dat boi epic meme xD'
Thats 5 (five) red flags
>>68201262
you are really buttfrustrated indeed, took this long just to reply that
I can only imagine how sad you are
>>68201314
im 22 sitting my A levels independently
>>68201196
>roma
>>68200403
>Auba
Does Pep hate dortmund or something?
>>68201323
>gets proven wrong
>Y-YOU ARE MAD!!!!
lad...
>>68201309
Oh come on not even manlets are 5'2
5'2 is womanlet status let alone manlet status.
Manlet is 6'0 or less.
>>68201315
Its a dude 100%.
>bbbbbbb..but shes 5ft 2
So 'she' claims
>>68200403
RIP Stones career trajectory
>>68201343
you clearly did, anon. Good job. All your family is proud of you :)
Burnley buying Paulus Arajuuri and Tamás Kádária according to trustworthy Przeglad Sportowy.
>mfw a finn in the premier again
>>68201362
I did what?
>>68201134
post pics la
>dortmund sign the danish messi
nice meme desu
>>68201315
Being on Match should be one too. Fair enough if you meet a person like this on tumblr or something but being on Match is a raiser of the old eyebrow.
>>68201333
Through what? I want to do the same.
>>68201315
Let's get to 10
>Match.com
>Bothers to talk to a /sp/astic
>Posts shit online for likes
2 more
>>68199342
>the balls
>>68198117
/r/ more of those beer girls, that girl on the right looks EXACTLY my type, o god plz brit bro
>>68201315
>>Bi
that doesn't mean she's a worse person
>>Neon coloured hair
it was a wig, and i doubt she goes out in public like that, just a bit of fun because she's a fan of that character
>>5'2
i don't mine womenlets, i'm kind of a manlet at 5'9 so that's ideal for me
>>Anime
i don't really get it but everyone is entitled to their own hobbies
>>Draws 'dat boi epic meme xD'
down to earth, enjoys meme culture, will understand my internet sense of humour seems perfect
i'm not convinced yet guys
>>68201333
good for you m8, wish you the best of luck. it's never too late to stop improving ourselves
>>68201391
>has a penis
>identifies self as 'female'
>>68201382
>[insert club] sign the [insert nationality] messi
250 times a year, every year, for the next 250 years.
>>68201382
BASEDONIA
>>68201411
Look you clearly can't accept the redflags so who bother asking in the first place? You sound very set on her so just do it.
>>68201401
kek
That was actually completely unintentional.
>>68201411
You're beyond saving. Good luck with that potential 'gf'
>>68201451
This tbf
Nothing wrong with fucking a tranny, but shitposting in /trans/? Well that's a step too far.
>>68201459
let the lad get some mate
anyone else getting headaches from talking to Brazilians on here?
their English skills always have me read their posts 3-4 times
>>68201487
Maybe you just cant read
>>68201487
Germans aren't perfect
>I am 20 years old
>I have 20 years
>>68201487
maybe ur just a shit reader
>>68197947
fucking beanie babies
>>68201507
kek
>>68201371
>burnley buying foreigners
[relegation intensifies]
>>68201487
I don't really mind. I'm just really amazed that all you guys are really smart and can fluently (most of the time) speak two languages. A lot of UK and Amerifags take that for granted.
>>68201436
we alredy had 5 new Pirlo here, one was from the Balcans
>>68201507
>>68201513
I can read just fine
their syntax and grammar just makes my head hurt
>>68201510
didn't claim that
>>68201479
>>68201476
>>68201459
>>68201459
>>68201451
I'm just playing devil's advocate with you. I'm not sure what I believe. This is the best way to find the truth, question and argue everything.
>>68201436
its overall retarded comparison and not needed pressure for the player in question but come on who the hell is this guy, playing in semipro Danish league...
>>68201487
I really like Brazilian posters and wish they would be more prominent in /trans/.
Muggy tonight
>have a good young defender and striker
>sign expensive young defender and striker
vintage city
>>68201371
isnt burnleys gimmick that they rely solely on tough english lads
>>68201333
How do you do that? Wouldn't mind re-doing mine
>>68201309
>They never learn, but apparently they're getting craftier.
fucking lol'd
why do manlets never learn?
>>68201567
There's a lot of trans prominent in Brazil.
>>68201578
they need like 4 new defenders tbf
>>68199755
some guy i know told me this. he knows someone in bayern accounting
>>68201567
Brazilian posters can be good and entertaining
sadly /trans/ seems to have lots of the
>"you shit, stupid money, me from Brazil"
types of Brazilians
>>68201580
No idea but Arajuuri is a pretty tough lad desu.
>>68201556
>asking the shitposting general on the shitposting board of the shitposting website for advice
>complaining that nobody is taking you seriously
>>68201510
>I have 20 years
That's Romanic languages
>>68201598
They desperately need great full backs/defensive midfielders and a system that uses them
With Pellegrini they only ever really defended with just the two cbs
>>68201626
romance*
>>68201624
>implying i was complaining that nobody was taking me seriously
>implying that nobody is taking me seriously
on the contrary, I've had many useful and interesting replies
>>68201631
lad, no. you'll reverse search and find her then you'll all message her TSSSSUUUUUUUUUU and other shit
>>68201648
yeah i wasl including fullbacks
>>68201666
>Reverse image search
>Real
It only ever works on popular pictures
>>68201598
they've just spent £80 million on a brand new CB pairing
>>68201666
>you'll all message her TSSSSUUUUUUUUUU and other shit
no we won't mate, this isn't /b/
you are asking for advice the best way to get it is through actual pics
not like you know the bird
Chelsea gonna end this window with Morata signed for like 100M and nothing else lmao
>>68201696
>implying i haven't successfully used it to find the instagram accounts and therefore full names/facebook accounts of people before
>>68201666
At least 1 of those replies is from me, and I was taking the piss.
Crop a pic and distort the sides a bit if you're worried about people finding her. Nobody here cares enough to follow up anyway, and even if someone did, she's a fucking weeb who probably wouldn't care.
>>68201716
can they finish top 4 this season?
>>68201745
>Conte
Chelsea are finished. Dont expect them to be relevant for atleast another 5 years
>>68201745
Very much doubt it. I think some of the more realistic Chelsea fans on here say the same thing. The likes of Leicester or West Ham are far better set up for a top 4 finish.
have a feeling Conte will be a disaster.
>>68201740
>takes the piss
>is actually useful
the joke's on you lad
Spain just (JUST) lost to Georgia
make a new thread
>>68201822
>baiting someone into being paranoid about his new gf
>useful
Come on m8, for the love of god.
>>68201791
Chelsea still have a good squad
The likes of Terry, Fabregas and Hazard are some of the best in the league
Underestimate them at your peril
>>68201957
>Oap
>Fibreglass
>Fatzard
kek
KEK
new thread when
>>68202093
tomorrow desu, no point making a thread this late
>>68202128
>10pm
>Late
come on now
>>68202128
lol get fucked get absolutely fucked
>>68202160
>>68202160
>>68202160
>>68202128
good lad
let the autists know where they stand
>>68201950
>gf
