OFFICIAL TORONTO BLUE JAYS @ DETROIT TIGERS GAME THREAD
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Happ vs Fulmer
>Tigers
1. Kinsler
2. Maybin
3. Cabrera
4. V. Martinez
5. J. Martinez
6. Castellanos
7. Upton
8. McCann
9. Iglesias
>Blue Jays
1. Bautista
2. Donaldson
3. Encarnacion
4. Saunders
5. Smoak
6. Martin
7. Travis
8. Pillar
9. Barney
>Bautista batting leadoff
Gibbons memeing hard
>Red Wings announcer calling the game on the radio
>>68177711
>like 15-5 since
>>68177711
the meme magic is what fuels this team
will jays be sellers at the deadline?
>>68178109
they won't be buyers, that much we know for sure what with shapiro and all
>>68178109
your mom is a seller every night waaaaay before last call
>>68178109
If they're under .500, yes
>>68178165
i think they would be sellers even in first place desu
BASED FULMER
BASED BRAD
Fulmer pls
>le solo walk man
>le solo walk man
Le solo walk man
>It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace
>Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad
>Donaldson Ks after MVP chants
lel
>>68178262
>>68178291
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Leave AL """""""""""""MVPs""""""""""""" to him.
>They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for
>le popup man
>>68178352
damn... 0 for 3
happ perfect game still intact
>Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power
what is the best thing to put on everything and what are they pickled banana pepper rings?
happ no hitter still intact
>>68178461
ketchup tbqh
>If the road is easy, you're likely going the wrong way
>>68178501
pickled banana pepper rings go good on everything. pizza, grilled cheese sandwhiches, regular sandwhiches
Is an cerebral an athlete?
>>68178422
>>68178493
dw, he hasn't faced Nick Godstellanos yet
>tigers are still starting matt boyd
What did Brad mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StoCKaZxOa4
>>68178585
>he wants anibal sanchez to start
>buck trying to talk about hockey
>>68178620
i don't care who they start, just thought it was funny that he still has a job
>>68178591
That he isn't a PC cuck and has humor
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Does a van man shit in the woods?
>2 walks
>>68178461
>bacon
>ceasar dressing
>cream cheese filled jalapenos
>>68178651
He was killing it in AAA. And he hasn't even been bad this year in MLB.
Is it bad that I hate Kevin JEWlar because he is a Jew?
>>68178746
probably
>>68178746
What's the matter goyim?
>it's a jays try to play smallball episode
>Daily reminder of that we willingly traded Devon Travis for Anthony Gose
fuck
>>68178788
>>68178811
Who's this?
>>68178788
>being Jewish automatically makes you an Israeli.
>>68178724
how about cream cheese jalepeno peppers wrapped in bacon and pickled banana peppers?
>>68178830
the cerebral one
>>68178839
its true. it is the last place on earth whose population can be based entirely on ethnicity.
>Nothing in the world is worth having or worth doing unless it means effort, pain, difficulty… I have never in my life envied a human being who led an easy life. I have envied a great many people who led difficult lives and led them well
>>68178879
>le groundout to shortstop man
>SUPERMAN
>>68178933
that some deep stuff. and very true makes you think
>Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
nice one kev
FUCK THE JEW!!! GO BACK TO ISRAEL!!!!!
Pillar is a fucking useless faggot. The k lg the hing he had going for him was they he was host in the outfield, but if he's going to let balls drop like they then just fuck thrnguy
>>68178975
couldn't dive for the ball so he was confused
>>68178977
Did it make you a CerebralMissile?
>>68179029
we need him in cf though
HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68179066
Who the fuck is this tranny? fuck off
Well we lost this game, big deal
>>68179103
>he doesn't know the thing called the Tigers BP
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K
UPTON
P
T
O
N
>>68179048
>cerebalmissile
i googled that just incase it had an alternative meaning or something and all i got was
>An experimental cerebral missile injury model in primates
a researcher paper on projectiles going into monkey heads
BASED MCCANN
M C C A N N
C
C
A
N
N
>>68179134
Fuck off idiot
>>68179092
wow getting rude now are we
GG lions
see you tomorrow
Advertisement for Michigan lottery
First prize is a ticket out of Michigan
>canada
>can'tada
Attach your lips to my cock for a tasty treat
>>68179194
Here have a cerebral kek on me
3-0 already? A big game for the jays offense is 5 runs if they are lucky. this game is yours, tigersfans
i keep seeing advertisements for frankenmuth Michigan an they say its the bavaria of michigan is it worth the drive
is it Happening gang?
>>68179246
Frankenmuth is a disgrace. Don't waste your time.
>Balk
>>68179277
jews unite
Oh my hodbfucm gjsinficking team soncjckj h much, I might as well just kill myself
I hope the rain delay comes in soon
>>68179246
idk wtf Bavaria is like so maybe?
>balking
top fucking kek
Now this is the Happ we all remember
>Single, balk, 2 wild pitches to score a run
WE ROYALS NOW
>balk
>wild pitch
>passed ball
Is this some shitty cycle?
>Through our eyes, the universe is perceiving itself. Through our ears, the universe is listening to its harmonies. We are the witnesses through which the universe becomes conscious of its glory, of its magnificence.
>Single
>Balk
>Passed ball
>Wild pitch
Bravo
lollllll
>blow gays
>implo gays
You can't go to the bullpen yet, you fucking morons
Based Kinsler
>>68179246
I-I like it...
>>68179395
Sounds like a Deepak Chopra quote generator.
>Tough inning!
>우리는 행복한 줄 모르기에 행복할 줄 모른다. – 정순철
RAWR
An archaeologist finds two dead bodies. He concludes that they were adam and Eve. How did he know this?
>당신의 미래는 지금 당신이 무엇을 하고 있는가에 달려 있다
That qt eating a hotdog
Lads......
>>68179470
Missing rib
>Kinsler
WTF
xter fur biathlon uezs
>>68179470
Eve was just a rib
>>68179470
They were fictional characters from a book of fairy tales
Please
based
WEW
le solo fly out team
>I don’t need anyone else to distract me from myself anymore, like I always thought I would.
>>68179740
hey tigers fans is this fag in every gamethread?
>>68179722
Kek
Poop for life niggas. Living that poop life.
>>68179759
suck on my balls gayboy
Travis for mvbj
>>68179842
most valuable blow job?
>>68179854
That award goes to your mom
>>68179759
>Hating on Bradposting
>>68179900
sick
Upton funk you up. Upton funk you up. Has anyone mDr this file bef67ore?
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>he hates bradposting
shiggy
just
UPTON IS FINALLY HERE LADS
alri im sure i can find something better to do.........
>canada
lmao
>>68180048
Based Brad waking JUSTin up
>>68180028
sure theres better things than posting pictures of skanks
Fulmer makes my dick hard as diamonds bros
Ok let's be honest here, hoe many Canadian actually like badrball
>happ
>playing at a level higher than single A
>>68180427
I prefer baseball tbqh
>>68180427
i hate hockey.
basketball and baseball are my choices.
>>68180461
the jays picked up this meme man TWICE
>>68180427
>badrball
>bradball
yes
>>68180535
a literal meme team in himself
when is the jays secret weapon starting ace in aaa coming up?
is marco estrada elite?
.
>Justin Upton last 6 games: .300, 2 HR, 6 RBI, 3:5 BB:K
Canadian major sports championships in past 25 years
Blue Jays 1992, 1993
Montreal Canadiens 1993
That is all
>>68180632
we traded him to detroit last year for Price
>leaf teams
Why even bother playing American sports when they can't even win at Canadian sports lmao
>>68180703
i could go for some timbits now eh!
>>68180632
>>68180704
obvious samecuck but still 8/10 for effort
calling a come back. screen shot this post
>losing to de toilet
>>68180703
better be a moosehead on the desk
>>68180735
me too
>>68180757
mill st. organic
>>68180704
>>68180745
i was talking about drew hutchison idiots so frig off
>Michael Fulmer has now thrown a #Tigers rookie record for scoreless innings
>>68180796
stand down randy
>>68180796
also now you remember we traded Noah Synedergaard for Dickey
inb4 edwin solo dinger with bases loaded
I love this kid
don't worry jaybros
fulmer is running out of gas.
as soon as we hit the detroit bullpen we win
>>68180703
how old is that picture? you know our money hasn't looked like that since the mid 90s?
>>68180823
GOAT desu.
Fuck Syndergaard.
>tfw put fulmer in my fantasy lineup
hahahah thanks for striking out bautista
>>68180940
That's what the Who Sux though.
>Miggy
>>68180985
it was made before we were a gender neutral, islamic shithole anon so old.
>5th inning
>happ decides to start pitching
at least you have baseball
>>68181224
the buildings are just old its a style
>>68181189
Hopefully Fulmer keeps it together a couple more innings, otherwise the Tigers bullpen can make this interesting.
>>68181224
This is when you know you got to the opposing team's fans.
>>68181253
>its a style
>>68181224
Yeah, toronno doesnt have any shitholes
GG Tigerbros
A well earned victory.
We will see you tomorrow.
>>68181327
its a style
LADS
>>68181402
so fucking based
>>68181224
>Cherry picking bad pictures
Name a race of people that smell worse than Canadians. I bet you can't.
>>68181424
enjoy losing the next 2 games of the series with your meme tier pitchers
FLOYD WILL SAVE US
>>68181278
This t.b.h. Pictures of crumbling buildings only make our penises harder.
STOP STOP, THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
JUSTin Upton!
This game is exposing how fundamentally shitty our pitching is
I don't know how we are not a sub .350 team tbqh
Upton being BLESSED
>>68181473
>zimmermann
>meme tier
Ian "Do your fucking job" Kinsler
I am literally so triggered right now
BASED KINSLER
what an easy ass fucking game
>>68181868
Lose your other tripcode fag?
please god make it stop
>>68181762
>mfw thunderstorm across the river while beautiful detroit is blessed with rbis
>>68181903
nah i think this is it lemme check real quick bruh
>>68181945
gay
Flloyd is giving out free statistics
This guy is a meme pitcher's meme pitcher
Lel
another solo dinger with 2 runners on coming
firesale and rebuild
>>68182065
Nothing good will happen with Jewpiro in charge
Write to rogers, demand he's fired
#BringBackAA
Baseball needs a mercy rule
If you're up by 10 runs the game is automatically over
jays being exposed for the joke of a team they are
>>68182151
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2016_06_02_seamlb_sdnmlb_1&partnerId=LR_box#game=2016_06_02_seamlb_sdnmlb_1,game_tab=box,game_state=Wrapup
BlueJays talk will be very interesting tonight
>Fulmer out
Was that bright blue skies toward America and a wall of dark clouds heading toward Canada?
inb4 the greatest comeback in baseball history
>>68182199
jays don't have the tenacity to do comeback, they just have highs and lows and this is a low. I wish Toronto had a real team
Post yfw Sanchez comes out of the Bullpen tonight
>>68182199
Thats not even the craziest mariners box score. What about the all-timer vs the indians?
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/box-scores/boxscore.php?boxid=200108050CLE
>>68182347
>yfw based brad cuts it short and just goes to k rod
>>68182342
Jay fans are the same way
They either think GOAT or want a fire sale
>>68182347
Our A. Sanchez>Your A. Sanchez
>Anibal Sanchez now warming in Tigers bullpen.
>Anibal Sanchez now warming in Tigers bullpen.
>Anibal Sanchez now warming in Tigers bullpen.
>Anibal Sanchez now warming in Tigers bullpen.
>Anibal Sanchez now warming in Tigers bullpen.
>>68182398
that's because its not a real, consistent team. they often just play with no real desire to play or win. my friend who doesn't know a lot about baseball told me he was looking at other teams to root for because when I showed him the jays he thought they looked lifeless and weren't putting in effort. its the whole franchise, its designed for children and people who aren't baseball purists.
>>68182443
Based brad is going to keep his leash short
>grilli
>>68182470
they play like a .500 team like the have for years. nobody gives a shit about each other, its why the made such a big deal about it last year. when guys actually tried to win.
>>68182470
What team has a base of "real" baseball fans theb?
How can Upton strike out against Grilli but eat Happ for breakfast?
How is Grilli even in the majors? How is Pelfrey even in the majors? wtf?
>>68182470
>they often just play with no real desire to play or win
this explains why they get crushed by mediocre teams but do well against strong teams
What would the umps do if the Tigers just kept scoring runs and the Jays were never even able to get one out?
Jesus the jays are trying to do everything you can possibly do wrong in one game.
>>68182702
It's 9-0. He doesn't give a shit.
fuck martin is a fucking joke. cant wait until jose and edwin are off this team.
>>68182908
they've had years of practice. See the last to decades of this teams existence minus one half season.
>inb4 9-0 comeback
S A N C H E Z
Is hannibal back?
This game is still fucking going???
wow so Storen is THAT kind of 8th inning guy now lmao
>Giving up a hit to Romine
>>68183244
desu i would like storen on the tigers
Who else /Momma Castellanos/?
>>68183329
desu maybe i am wrong
>>68183360
you are desu
Bae D Martinez
drew storen?
More like Drew Score them in
>>68183507
more like drew store-running cause Im always running to the store when he comes out, get it
>>68183563
kek
>mfw pessimists try to tell me this game is over
gg jaysbros. see ya tomorrow
well that was an ordeal
gg tiggers
