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Game tonight
Good thread
This is the real thread
duck clipart or whore
i guess i pick the whore
>>68175848
He looks so jacked in this picture
la
>>68175793
>98%
What the fuck la
If you aren't cheering for the Sharks tonight you should go back to your fucking coal mine
#FreeLexplorer
>>68175908
This desu
Short series sucks
Duk
/cric/
>>68175988
hella cute
>>68175988
step on it
>>68176009
Hello friend. Watching the game in a few hours?
>>68175908
For me its basically Pavelski vs Bill and I'd rather Pavelski get the chip.
reasons
1. Bill fans are the biggest shitposters since Grandpa Bay
2. Bill probably doesn't care so much if he wins or not.
3. Pavelski is captain of his team, where as Crosby will get all the credit if Pitt wins.
snipeshow98
>>68176101
Pierre McGuire's fantasy
>>68175988
Pretty smuk duk you've got there
>>68175988
A FUGGIN DUCK ON A LEASH, holy heck what next
Kessel posting is reddit remember that
>>68176101
>no pulju
>tfw going 2nd overall
Which NHL player would you be like?
>>68176339
Maata always looks so stunned
>>68176282
Thanks Reddit
>>68176348
Sidney Crosby because I'm the best
>>68176348
Erik Karlsson but the personality of someone that's intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor
>>68176101
mathhews has a shitty posture
>>68176371
He's just drunk 2bh fåmålåm
>>68175908
>ywn cum on beth lily's tits and have her lap and lick the cum up and spit it back into your mouth
>>68176404
And you have a vagina
>>68176416
shoulder and neck injuries incoming
>>68176339
How old are them
>>68176418
I dropped her after I learned she's a Britbong
>>68176452
L-R: 16, 22, 18, 34
>>68176348
Sebastian Aho because my physical stats are exactly the same, I'm pretty smart like him, more on the reserved side but have some humoristic qualities and his style of play is the kind I like the most.
Matt Tkachuk looks and sounds like Patty Kane
>>68176518
Sorry I played along
>>68176510
thats because Pat is his real dad.
>>68176348
Alexander Semin because I'm big, skilled, and elite
>Parise and Ryan Suter have bad contracts
anyone have funny hoc cartoons
>>68176348
Kane because I beat a rape charge last summer
How has /hoc/ managed to save itself from tripcuck cancer that plagues other threads?
Go to /NFL/ and see all those faggots. Then compare it to here.
What went right?
>>68176623
t. forever delusional Pedesotan
>>68176348
Bill because I'm an elite American
>>68176757
We bullied most of them off, only Kippers is pathetic and lonely enough to stick around
>>68176348
Joey Kocur
Sharks '''''''fans'''''''' will all be deported next year
>>68176757
most popular sport in the USA compared to niche sport only popular in Canada, and Finland
gee, I wonder why thats different. Almost like 320 million > 40 million or something.
>>68176818
But /hoc/ moves faster than their threads. We have more unique posters.
There's something about hoc that keeps tripcucks at bay
>>68176789
/hoc/ feed kippers attention and she loves it.
She especially loves it now that shes the only tripfag and only had to show her butt one time to dominate every thread she posts in.
/hoc/ made it too easy for kippers to validate herself, but too late now. Now every time she posts in any /hoc/ related thread the thread becomes about her and "post butt" or asking her questions/opinions.
>>68176904
Stop mentioning them you nigger
>>68176757
We have plenty of tripfriends
>>68176945
This u simple faggots
>>68176929
>I've been in /hoc/ for half a year let me tell you about it
I just got back from my babbies 1.5 year checkup, bros
>head: 86 percentile
>weight: 56 percentile
>height: 5 percentile
My wonderful son has been cursed with manletitis from his mother's tainted manlet family line
I'm upset and shit. This is fucking horrible bros. 5th (fifth) percentile
>>68176970
haha faggot you have a manlet son
>>68176970
Don't worry lad
My ex wife is a shemanlet and my son was pretty small until he got to 2nd grade now he's a goaler and has a gf and I don't
>>68176970
What-
>>68176970
Why the fuck would you even post this? What the fuck are you still doing on 4chan if you have kids?
>>68176970
haha you got a meme child. make it join the circus!
>>68176964
>I have to imply a false reality to dismiss the hard truth
ok buddy
>>68177036
>you can't post on this image board website because you have a child
kippers listen up babe
i need your help. im a forever alone low test beta seeking attention from a female audience. i get off to feet pics here and there as it helps with my depression
plz if youre a good soul you will provide i and my hoc friends a healthy and strong confidence boost
thank you
>go shorks
>>68177059
yikes look at this scary monkey
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
Reminder that >we literally fucking run this poomunity.
>>68177113
kanada
>>68177090
Hello, I would like to live delicious, pls help
>>68177113
This is the worst pasta. And I don't even give a shit about Minny.
Spotted: Finn in it's natural habitat
>>68177113
yeah you pretty much summed it up there. >rags are also in a shit position
>>68177123
kys daniel
>>68177090
My feet are pretty nice, I'll post them if you'd like
Shoooorks
>>68177090
>>68177222
Mine aren't I've got fungus, infected nailbeds, and plantar warts. Even healthy they are narrow, veiny, hairy, and pale.
I've thought about injecting myself with reptile DNA then chopping them off and hoping new ones grow back
HEY SHARKS
2 HOURS UNTIL YOU DIE
leave the pongs to me
>mfw all the prospects talking how Joe was the most exciting to meet, then Laine says Donskoi
>all these prospects pick meeting Joe Thornton as their biggest thrill
>Laine picks Donskoi
lmao
what r u watchen
>>68177387
seinfeld
Phil vessel is underrated
>dicked my tinder hookup
>arrive back to my flat and start preparing for the game that ties the series
Things are bretty gud
>>68177375
>>68177382
Finnish delusion is strong
>>68177398
what episode?
>>68177459
Post a Tinder pic of her
>>68177604
The one where the Jews are to blame
I just love this boy so much
>>68177625
>muh joos
>>68177604
The Letter
Think I've got a bit of excema on my foot lads
>>68177670
>The Letter
classic
>>68177375
>>68177382
why would Laine want to meet some guy who has choked his whole career rather than a guy who is playing his first season with the sharks and has already scored more important goal than thorton ever had.
For Puljujärvi
>>68177665
i think we all do desu
>>68177751
this
>tfw pulju is selected 6th overall
If Pulju goes to the Tortjackets he will be on a division rival so I can't love him
But I can see him play much more often
I'm not sure about this feel
>>68177777
checking
>>68177790
gaze upon this primate and emit mirth
>>68177714
Is that like the scales thing from GoT?
>>68177787
I honestly think this will happen, he's the obvious bust. I just hope >my team isn't meme enough to pick him up
>>68177669
No need to take it so personally, Jeremiah.
>>68177801
Alright I'm jelly
Nice work Bin land
>>68177835
>literally no flaws
>bust
canadian pro scout i presume?
>>68177801
oliko tiukka pinppi
>>68177825
Yes
I'd post a pic but I'm shy
>>68177801
was she good?
>>68177801
It isn't really sex unless it's rawdog creampie.
Sry lad, still a virgin
>>68177890
This desu senpai baka
>>68177860
>canadian
Any yinzers /goingtothebar/ for the game tonight?
>>68177869
>>68177886
Hyvät setit oli, muutenki hauska muija ja lupasin tehä mätöt joku päivä.
>>68177994
>mätöt
and into the trash it goes
>>68177994
aikamoinen panomies
>>68178024
>valmistan hänelle vähä hirveä
Onko parempi :D
>>68177801
>cropping out her bio
Loony psycho confirmed
Wew
>>68178123
yes.
>>68178129
you wouldn't understand finnish anyway
>>68177994
>stk viimeks tinderistä 27 vuotias muija joka oli vitun burgeri
>pantiin kerran ja sen jälkeen lähetti kuukausia vielä viestejä
ei saatana
t. 20v
>>68178152
Would to.
>>68178179
she had a kid didn't she?
been travelling and missed a lot, what is the best game of the ploffs so far? pongs vs caps?
>swedish goaltending
hershey comin back
https://twitter.com/NHL/status/739955043496038400
>authentic fan
>>68178233
Caps came back from being 4 goals behind in the 3rd against the Shitguins but lost in OT
>>68178220
Ei ollu
>>68176101
What a bunch of faggots
>>68177990
South side here
>>68178233
isles vs panthers game 6 was pretty fun to watch
>>68178373
Which bar? GF lives out there but I don't combine hockey and girls that's gay
>autism matthews
>>68178463
Laine went to fuck some random girl?
40 bings until puck drop?
>>68178463
>tfw have to play for the >laffs
>>68178478
>girl
>>68178411
Look at this loser
>p-please be friends with me
>>68178556
>kipper
>>68178567
My real friends don't want to go out drinking on a Monday because they aren't as powerful as i
Why is he so sad
shorks gonna meme their way to a chip
warriors have memed their way to a chip
gnats even year meme magic to the chip
carr gonna god meme his way to a chip
>rags
>rags
>rags
is there where I can find some dank memes?
kek matthews looks like brendan frazier
>>68178853
DUCKROLL
I haven't said that in a long time
>>68178837
maybe
This guy comes to bar and slaps your gf's ass
What do you do?
>>68176413
I want to rape your qt twink butt
>>68178837
Depends. Do you want donk dank memes or denk dank memes?
We have one but not the other.
>>68178934
fight him
>>68178934
shake his hand
>>68178934
i can beat him up
pigposting
>>68178934
I dunno. That'd be awkward as fuck. I don't know what the proper reaction should be to seeing a man slap his son's ass in public.
why does the NHL put out the worst hockey product while having the best players?
>>68178934
Rub his head for good luck
>>68178982
Audible kek
>>68179085
If it's so shitty why is Canada so obsessed with it, even when they have zero (0) teams in the playoffs?
Btw this is the video with the prospects, enjoy m8s ^_^
http://www.tsn.ca/video/the-quiz-top-prospect-edition~885152
>>68178982
Bulju is so strange looking I can't even come up with an animal with which to compare him
>>68179085
Can't unsee the Stig helmet.
>>68179163
>tfw Laine picks Matthews as the player he'd draft and Matthews picks Clayton Keller
>>68179085
What does that mean
>>68179306
idk lol just wanted some (You)s
@68179347
Vanity is a grave sin, my child.
>>68179163
Is this REGION BLOCKED?
Pulju
>>68179537
GIVES ME ERROR ASWELl!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>68179537
>>68179583
Too bad you're missing out on Laine's autism
who will win the cup in 2017?
>>68179537
>>68179583
I think it's time we invaded Canada
Game thread
>>68179193
>>68179193
>>68179583
MY PROXY DOESN'T HAVE CANADA AS AN OPTION REEEEEEEEEE
>>68179614
REEEE WE DESERVE TO SEE AND HEAR EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM
>long time sharks fans
The PA announcers got jokes
>>68179245
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>68180419
faggot
>>68180636
Whoa man what the fuck did I ever do to you? Are you some kind of an asshole or something? Fuck man.
>>68180724
Nah man you didnt do anything to him. You didn't need to. You're just a faggot, is all.
Wanna cuddle?
Letang deserves the conn smythe to be honest
you stupid fucking faggots talked about your fucking videogames in /hoc/ today and now you're doing the same thing in the gamethread.
fucking losers
>>68176348
Jonathan Toews
Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour.
this Calder cup game is amazing
>>68182713
>Cleveland is this cucked out of actual sports championships
>>68182804
>ahl
>not an actual sports league
>hockey
>not an actual sport
>championship
>not an actual championship
Kill yourself nigger
>>68182944
If you're getting excited about an AHL game I really feel sorry for you.
>>68182983
It's hockey and the bluejackets aren't in the Stanley cup, ahl is fun still
this make a wish kid is awesome
I wish I was a make a wish kid
>>68183083
Some kid will be able to get a high five from PULJU I cry
>>68183011
and you're watching it rather than the stanley cup final because your entire state is that cucked
>>68183175
No becaus this Stanley cup sucks balls and also Ohio
MONSTERS WIN
>>68183391
winnish goaltending
>rags
>>68184144
>shorks
Which animals need to be a mascot
>tfw no Ghost Moose team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsd2i-qFHK4
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what does a penguin do in the playoffs?
they peng-win!
Hate the Pens but if they win the cup in those sweet 3rds that'll be classic for years. respect.
San Jose deserved that after the abomination of a national anthem.
>>68186241
>0-2 in finals
>deboer
>shorks
>shorks have never come back from a 3-1 series deficit
>shorks only have a .500 record with a 3-0 series lead
>shorks
Leeeeellmaoooooo
>>68186241
Every
>shorks
post deserves a
>shorks
reply
>shorks
The >shorks lost this series when they won game 3. That blew the chance of memeing their way to a reverse sweep and memes are the only way San Jose will ever win a Cup.
NUMBER ONE STAR IN OUR HEARTS
Llllleeeemao
>Washington is going to bury Pittsburgh!
>Th-they couldn't keep up with their speed. The Penguins don't stand a chance against Tampa Bay!
>I-injuries stopped >us. The Sharks are the best team this playoffs. The Penguins won't win a game!
Sunbelt """""fans"""""
BLEEEEOOOOWWWWWWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
I TRIED SO HARD
Only 5 teams in sports history have completed a reverse sweep. Did you guys honestly believe the Shorks were going to do that if they lost G3?! IT HAPPENED TO THEM FFS.
Jesus Christ Matt Murray saved this game for the penguins again
Watch Crosby somehow win the Conn Smythe a la Toews
>Muh leadership
>Muh intangibles
>it was 0-0
>>68186440
Nobody said the bolts or sharks would beat the pens
Actually feel bad for sharks fans at this point.
Also, RIP Kimbo Slice
>>68175988
Kawaii af
>>68186517
Yeah, except for 80% of /hoc/ and all of the "expert" analysts.
>>68186440
WifesSonbelt btfo
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeelmfaooooo
>this "beard"
>>68186520
Shit, it's true
F
>>68186520
who's she?
>>68186440
>mfw sunbelt "fans"
>>68186517
Pretty sure a lot of experts picked the sharks to win
But then again
>sports "experts"
>>68186508
been saying this all along, will not be surprised if it happens.
>>68186582
>80% said that tampa would beat pens
>80% said that sharks would beat pens
What a load of bullshit
>>68186508
I'll be so mad if Crosby wins it over Bill or shit even fucking Murray
>>68186595
>wifessonbelt
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
>>68186582
>people thought Bill wasn't winning the Cup this year
People just don't understand the laffs and how things work with them. Any time they trade away some horrible disaster of a player with no heart who can't be coached, they become elite
But then, I guess the alternative was Reimer winning the Cup
the sharks could do it
still lookin good
>shorks almost confirmed for 2.
>shorks
>>68186582
people thought the sharks would win because "muh west" nobody thought Tampa would win except Tampa fans.
>>68186595
>wifesonbelt
>>68186711
>44
>mfw Game 5 is a 30-1 Pens win
Shorks are gonna need some serious meme magic to come back. They are done.
>>68186716
I didn't even think >we'd win. Once bishop went down all my hopes died
kill me now
>>68178982
>mcdavid
>eichel
>matthews
>laine
>peepeepoopooinajarvi
what's with all the ugly f*cking kids these days?
I've been saying it since the playoffs started. They're a legendary franchise... when it comes to choking.
>>68186865
Vasi played like a god anyways so its not like it mattered if bishop came back
Crosby has freed up all the easy minutes for that fat fuck Kessel, he could never succeed otherwise
Now that this shit series is over
Who /teamnorthamerica/ here
>>68186943
Matthews and Eichel are good looking and poopoo is cute in a really odd way. Mostly that goofy grin
I can't wait for this shitty playoffs to end. I can't remember a post season being this bad and boring. Shittsburgh is skull fucking the shorks and it's borderline unwatchable.
>>68186943
>implying you wouldn't let them enrich your chink slizz
>>68186979
>shorks racking their brains to figure out how they could possibly shork harder than >3-0
>i know lol let's make the Final for the first time
>in franchise history
>and get swept in 5
I like how they're saving a full sweep for their next Final appearance
>>68186992
fuck team cucknadia
in honour of
>shorks
have some OC
>>68187025
this
Fucking worst SCF in a while, there arent even any good moments like lundshit getting memed on or the hawks cucking the bruishits
>>68186981
I agree, vasy was beyond incredible and I'm glad to see the team respond so well with so many injuries and what not but the team seems way more confident and in control with bishop in net
@ESPNStatsInfo
Penguins go up 3-1 in the series
Tems up 3-1 in Stanley Cup Final are 31-1 all-time. The only comeback? 1942 Maple Leafs
via @EliasSports
I fucking love this team, m8s.
>>68187025
playoffs have been shit since the new format.
NHL is still banking on "muh rivalries" but so far we've just got a shitty weaker less competitive post season since they went with this new format.
Guess we are still waiting for those rivalries to develop....
>>68187099
That's my leafs
>>68187099
>dubs for sharks comeback
hasn't happened since '42 it's due
When was the last great SCF?
Boston Vancouver was my favourite in recent memory.
Truly a hate filled series surrounded by controversy, then Hongcouver entering the 3rd world when it was over was just the cherry on top
>power just went out
FUCK
>>68187112
I agree it's fucking dumb. Good teams will develop playoff rivalries because they'll be making the playoffs and playing each other.
>>68175793
>unironically owning an android phone
>>68187226
The Penguins - Red Wings from two years earlier was pretty bomb as well.
>>68187137
Cool what position you play?
>>68187000
>Eichel is good looking
tricking me?
>>68187112
There was no reason for it to be changed either. It fucked the seeding of the playoffs.
>>68187271
>being an appleboo
no difference when it comes down to it
>no posts in 2 weeks
absolutely blown the FUCK out
I feel very good right now
>>68186943
>Laine
>ugly
>>68176101
>>68187039
How many goals will they score /hoc/?
>>68187315
probably one of the ugliest in the league
up there with Pascal Leclaire in the alltime NHL ugliest
>>68187362
he definitely did something with his hair
he's not as bald any more
>>68187271
>being an iCuck sheep
Lelmao
Enjoy your no customization
>just jailbreak it bro
I'd rather not void the warranty
>>68187238
>>68187336
best series of the playoffs was round 1 St Louis vs Shitcongo
worst series: the stan lee cup final
something is horribly wrong with that. Completely backwards from what we want to see.
>>68187405
Nordic people have high hairlines it doesn't mean they are balding
>>68187099
Incidentally those >laffs were down 3-0 and being 3-1 was an improvement
>>68187355
There's no reason to post the picture now what the fuck are you on about
>>68187504
found him
how sore is your recktum?
>>68187355
Now this is autism
>>68187568
Not even the guy that's posts that pic lad. Just pointing out that you're dumb
1. '11 Bruins-Cantpucks
2. '08 Pens-Wings
3. '09 Wings-Pens
4. '13 Hawks-Bruins
5. '10 Hawks-Flyers
6. '15 Hawks-Lightning
7. '06 Canes-Oilers
8. '07 Ducks-Sens
9. '14 Kings-Rags
10. '16 Sharks-Pens
11. '12 Kings-Devils
Sidney Crosby is best Crosby
Pens fan here. Cautiously optimistic but still preparing for the worst.
Why does it always sound like Dillon and Polak are on the ice for every single goal against?
>>68187355
Do you ever stop obsessing with Tampa? It's getting weird
>Sharks haven't led once in the series
What the fuck went wrong?
>>68187685
They had to play the pens .
wew lad
>>68187631
I completely forgot the Kings won twice. Wtf?
>>68187373
I actually give them a pretty good shot at medalling tbqh. Young players always tend to have their hottest streaks in the early months of the season, taking advantage of the veterans who still need to get up to speed. Team NA will be primed and ready in September to rape most of the teams
>>68187611
>>68187617
>>68187671
>this asspain
>>68187717
>sharks loose series without ever being up a goal
KEKEKEKEK
>>68187664
Penguins got the win, but they actually got outplayed the second half of the game.
Still have a 98% chance of winning the series, but maybe there is a small area for concern. San Jose dominated a sizable chunk of the action for the first time this series. Looks like they might have finally figured something out, but its probably too little too late.
>>68187668
>yfw shorks gave up 2 2nd round picks for polak
>playing against the team they heisted in similar fashion for douglas murray
>>68187353
>>68187417
>this asspain
Enjoy your shitty outdated in 3 months phone
Why do the bad guys win so much?
>>68187775
I think you're confusing me with someone else, my team was out round one
>>68187717
>>68187800
they'll lead next game for sure
>>68187747
both of those SCFs were pretty bad. The Rags one was mostly unforgettable, the Devils one was just impossible to watch
>>68187631
Swap 9 and 1
>>68187877
>9-1
>>68187866
Fuck off. This is one of the most likeable penguin teams ever. Only Crosbycucks and Floyers would disagree.
>>68187812
>outplayed
>still won
phew good job sharks lol
>>68187966
Seriously I don't get it
>backup goalie
>band of rejects from other teams
>coach who was never really given a shot
>BILL
The only reason to hate this team is MUH CRYSBY and if you're a flyer cuck
>>68187966
>not realizing it has to do with your fanbase as well
>>68187966
>shitsburgh is likeable
>ever
Nah fuck off
>>68187966
>Lemieux dubs on 6/6
Based
>>68187812
Sharks blown the fuck out .
>sharks never had the lead
>pens need to worry
>pick one faggot
JUMBO @akaRCN
Imagine the Sharks spent those two 2nd's on something better than Roman Polak & Nick Spaling? Hm, its actually not that hard to imagine...
>>68187966
>bandwagon fans
>chubby reddit man
>""""""elite""""""" goalie who always gives up softies but held up by >muh blocked shots
>crysby
>lazy russian do nothing
>legoon
Literally what part of this team is likeable?
>>68187631
>8. '07 Ducks-Sens
>chris phillips scoring an own goal hitting the back of the goalers skate on an easy zone exit
I knew at that moment the eries was over
>>68187812
Getting off that shitty melting ice will allow the Pens to get back to their speed game. The players tonight couldn't even remain standing let alone breakout with the puck. Makes me think SJ did this on purpose given their the Sharks size advantage.
>>68187966
>cindy crysby
>goontang
>phil "literally the epitome of reddit" kessel
fuck the pens
>>68188005
To be fair, I don't really think there are that many Flyers fans here (or anywhere for that matter). Those who hate the Pens hate them for some weird reason, Flyers have few fans.
>>68188098
could've spent them on hamhuis
>>68188117
getting gifted picks by bettman doesn't help either
>>68187966
>>68188005
>Letang
>likable
>penguins fans
>likable
>whole offseason of Crysby news
>likable
there are plenty of reasons not to like it, but its happening anyway.
>>68188117
>chubby reddit man
Sup flyercuck?
>>68188117
The part where they all gang bang your mom .
>>68188125
>yfw the anniversary of Phillips own goal is literally today
Why do pens fans believe that a large percentage of the hate directed towards the team isn't largely because of their own shittiness and fairweather tendency?
>>68188168
Doug Wilson is dumb, sure, but he's not Jim Benning level dumb.
>>68188247
Lol shut the fuck up faggot.
>>68188247
suck my cock faggot, your hatred fuels me
>>68188247
also
>calling themselves the hockey mecca when they nearly relocated and the best player to come from there was a literally who in Brandon Saad
>>68188247
We know you hate us because we are spoiled when it comes to talent.
>>68188247
Sorry can't hear you over the penguins winning the cup
>>68188005
This. Literally everyone except Crosby, Malkin, Letang, Kunitz, Määttä and the rookies were banished from their former teams.
>>68188247
i remember the game thread with them this season where there were only like 10 posts (and they were just canucks posts)
1
2
3
4
How many cups do the pens have ?
1
2
3
4
>>68188401
Maatta's perpetual confused puppy dog face makes me hate the Penguins desu.
Guys, I got the perfect day to have the Stanley Cup parade.
>Legoon
This meme needs to fuck off. Stop sucking Milbury's chode.
>>68188490
how many do the canucks have?
>>68188401
so bonino, schultz, and hagelin?
they are who make the pens the good guys?
>>68188490
91' 92' 09' 16'
Looks like 4 to me senpai
>>68188532
>defending goontang
Fuck off
>team has a bunch of low test nu-males who can't even grow a real beard
>they win the cup
>>68188566
If Letang is a goon so is 95% of the league.
>>68188560
whoops
thought mario had 2 and crosby had 1
>>68188548
>forgetting our guy Kessel
Kys
>>68188603
>being this in denial
Yea people love pens fans.
>>68188622
>reddit the player
>our guy
>>68188622
>our guy phil
Wrong website pal
>>68188548
Bonino, Schultz, Hagelin, Kessel, Cole, Daley, Cullen, Fehr
>>68188645
>If I keep calling him reddit people will eventually agree!!
Not gonna work cuck
>>68188645
>>68188646
you can say it as much as you want, nobody is going to start agreeing with you. I bet you honestly think it started this year
>>68188125
That goal was the GWG in the series-ending game, so you weren't wrong.
>>68188627
If you actually like another teams fanbase you should neck yourself. It's not the job of a fanbase to be liked/respected.
>>68188708
>leddit defense force out tonight
Wew
Daily reminder that people that hate on one of the oldest /hoc/ memes are reddit incarnate
>>68188672
Lovejoy too.
>>68188704
looks like it did cuck
>>68188627
>>68188777
Try not to kill yourself when Bill wins the conn smythe cuckboy
>>68188739
>he can't get along with other fanbases
This is why I like the regular season game threads. Everyone isn't massive faggots to each other usually
>>68188350
no one in pittsburgh or western PA calls pittsburgh a hockey mecca. stop making shit up, canadian
What happens to Flower?
>>68188842
does that mean you're downvoting me
>>68188739
Flim flams, canes, kitties, caps, yotes, snes, and avs aren't shit heads 100% of the time
>>68188895
Kek
fucking shorks you had one god damn job
Shork Cup hopes officially ded. Pens sweep in 5 or 6?
>>68188755
>Kessel posters calling other people reddit
>>68188895
You seem to know a lot about reddit for some reason.
>>68188672
I'd love to hear how Cullen and Fehr were banished
>>68188965
M8 check your quote I'm calling Kessel reddit
>>68188890
Traded to Toronto
>>68188442
ever consider they might be actually watching the game instead spewing memes for 3 hours?
>it's a jealous, butthurt, shitposters get mad that the City of Champions is adding another title to their trophy case episode
>>68188890
garbage time in game 5 with the pens up by 3
>>68189015
>>68188965
>kessel haters have the reading comprehension of redditors
My fucking sides
You can go back to your website anytime you like cucks
>>68189027
Pittsburgh is only good at football 2bh.
This cup has been boring as fuck but also pretty comfy
I'd be ok with either team winning
>>68189027
>City of Champions
that's not Boston
>Mad at Bill
>Mad at a website
who /peter mansbridge/ here
>>68189083
>This cup has been boring as fuck but also pretty boring
>I'd be ok with neither team winning
fixed
>>68189121
Fuck off you butthurt gook
>TFW called the score 3-1 earlier
Don't call me a wizard, I've been here for years
>>68189082
91, 92, 09, 16 say otherwise
>>68189027
>elite football franchise
>garbage baseball franchise
>Bettman-babby hockey franchise
>irrelevant college teams
There are worse cities out there but Pittsburgh certainly isn't City of Champions material
>>68189103
Wrong. Oakland is the city of champions.
>>68189160
>hating on cantpucks fans
Come on now, that's like beating up on the retarded kid.
>>68189016
>mfw Laffs trade Rielly to Pens for Fleury
>>68187749
They've got everything to prove, only one will have a cup. Most everyone else has been or will be a catalyst for their team's success. Lots of electricity that'll take'em top 4
>>68189182
>being jealous
>>68189179
When I think Pittsburgh, I think of the Steelers more than the Pens imho
Can someone make the mask Phil Kessels head and the guys face the Reddit alien?
>>68189190
reply
>>68189199
be honest, do you even know what side Rielly plays?
>>68189239
i've seen the meme so many times i forgot that was the original face...
>>68189268
Strong side
>>68189268
he prefers men I think
>>68189199
Not gonna take that much with the expnsion draft coming up.
>>68189027
Are the Q episodes in TNG elite?
>>68189239
kek
>>68189182
>isn't City of Champions material
>it is the origin of the term
>>68189288
They took that sign down
lel
>>68189239
>g-g-guys I need to prove kessel is reddit!!!
Yeah nah fuck off faggot
well well well
>>68189454
>Tampa
We haven't won the World Series why did we declare that
>>68189428
you're right there's no need to prove it
>>68189288
>canada
>relevant in "city of champions" discussions
it's boston p. much
>17-4 in apehoop finals
>8-5 in World Series
>4-4 in Super Bowls, including >18-1 which is still better than your team will ever do despite its memeness
>6-13 in SC Finals
it's the GOAT overall for a city with one team in each sport
>>68189454
>Brockton
is a piece of shit city
>>68189239
I got you senpai
https://twitter.com/simmonssteve/status/24866845173485568
>>68189454
>a fucking tornado
>>68189610
>you're in the club and this guy slaps your girl's ass
what do you do?
>>68189668
>origin of the term
>1970s came before 1930s
no
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/edmonton/city-of-champions-to-be-removed-from-welcome-signs-1.3053096
oilcucks on suicide watch
So what are the chances pings come right back to the cup next year? Who is the biggest threat to them in the east?
>>68189779
literally every other team in the east would sweep them
>>68189717
I thought that was clickbait for a sec.
>>68189779
Tampa/Washington desu
>>68189779
bolts
>>68189717
"we are in a post-fun era" Mayor Don Iveson said
"Its stupid" some woman that was handed an office for being a woman said.
>>68189382
Just like Canada is the origin of hockey so they are Stanley Cup Champions every year :^)
>>68189779
Easily TB if Stamkos stays
>>68189779
Isles
All the other teams are shit
>>68189717
>plays one sport
>won titles when it had a certain player then never again
should've been City of Champion.
>>68189688
well well well
>>68189842
>islels
>>68189866
swell swell swell
Team NA lineup and captaincies announced
Eichel - McDavid - MacKinnon
Gaudreau - Monahan - RNH
Saad - Couturier - Larkin
Drouin - Schiefele - Miller/Matthews
Rielly - Ekblad
Gostistbehere - Jones
Trouba - Parayako
R.Murray
M.Murray
Gibson
C - McDavid
A - Ekblad
A - Rielly
>>68189779
they already did that in '08 and '09, and '91 and '92
>>68189866
>>68189912
>tfw I'm in Philly and I get the Pittsburgh results
>>68189919
No it hasnt
>>68189919
>two D-men having the A
>on the same line
The fuck...
>>68189919
schiefele is the 2nd best center
>>68189892
>clots
>>68189919
>Rielly top pair
>Matthews making it as the youngest player
>>68189688
no one cares about boxing lma0
>>68189971
Remind me how many points Johnny T had in that series.
>>68189919
It's funny how Monahan will get a lot of minutes in the middle despite him being a pretty garbage possession player who all the stats show is carried by gaudreau
>muh faceoffs
>>68189998
Remind me how many contracts Stamkos has with the Bolts
>>68190025
you're forgetting that Stamkos is garbage now that he's not re-signing with them
>google City of Champions
>"Vancouver '17-'22"
>>68190025
None. It's for the better.
>>68189610
Lol. This is great.
>>68190043
we're talking about sports not heroin
>>68189912
Dat tab bait
>>68190078
the best part is he has no intentions of actually owning up to any of it. He's continuing to cause assdevastation all over hockey twitter and just making himself more valuable to the rag he writes for
This came up when I googled "City of Asians"
>>68190141
I didn't think it was possible for him to look more depressed than he did on draft day
>>68190113
Guy is tabloid tier. Just glad that I haven't seen this dink in a while, and when I do it's people ripping him a new one
>>68190102
Was meant for
>>68189866
>>68187717
> People doubted the Pens
> People thought Jumbo and Marleau won't be gutless again
Apologize to your master
>>68190199
by scoring a goal in the SCFs Marleau has done something Roeneck never did tho
Where is this pavelski guy
>>68190219
Focusing on his next goal of 4th place at the world cup
>>68190219
you know, in the other games this post would have been 100% justified, but the Pavelski/Joe line was actually very effective in tonight's game.
>>68190141
Don't know why he is so butthurt, visiting china would be dope.
At the very least its much nicer than Edmonton
>shorks lost
>shorks down 3-1
>kippers hasnt posted feet pics
why even live bros?
>>68190278
>feet
Degenerate
>>68190263
yeah effective at losing
>>68190263
> Pavelski/Jumbo being effective
Had a few solid shots, but they were otherwise shit again tonight. Would love to have what you were smoking desu
Before you faggots make 40 new threads I'd like to remind you that there is already an existing thread
>>68175805
>>68190278
>wanting to see kippers feet
there are easier ways to make yourself vomit lol
>>68190303
but that OP isn't making fun of the shorks.
sorry shorks fag but you don't get your way
>>68190278
guess you've missed it
>>68190347
I don't want them to go away, though.
>>68190369
This 2bh
>>68190301
>stealing the puck off of star players
>lots of effective zone possession time and pressure
>generated quality scoring chances
>Pavs won some key defensive face-offs
idk why im even talking to Pittsburgh casuals, they don't understand the sport.
Anyway, thats what a successful line looks like. If you do decide to start watching hockey more regularly.
>>68190369
Trip on kippbutt
>>68190405
>Successful
>>68190405
>stealing the puck off of star players
wow very deep hockey knowledge jose
>>68189919
>McDavid 1st line
>Matthews scratched
Keep dreaming n*gger
>California hockey "fans"
>>68190414
wrong word: I meant effective
>>68190421
>hurrr he must be San Jose fan because he's not as stupid and casual as I am.
>I don't have any rebuttal so I'll pretend his phrasing is inadequate!
swing and a miss
>>68190369
I'd trade all of their faggot asses to have smuk_anok back
>>68190446
Did you see that Milf and her daughter GM#3 behind DeBoer?
>>68190451
I'm not the one you were arguing with I just pointed out how stupid your shit is.you just gave some incredibly vague generalizations and decided that it was good analysis
>>68190451
Hi sunbelt
>>68190474
Must have missed it.
cap?
>>68190461
Totally forgot about that faggot.
I would take forgetable over annoying attention whores so Ill agree with that
New thread that's relevant and (less) autistically early
>>>68190517
>>>68190517
>>>68190517
>>>68190517
>>68188890
Oilers.
>>68190530
There's already a thread you tard stop making multiple threads
>>68190219
Talking to reporters about cheaters.
>>68190501
Saw it on my TV.
Sorry friend.
