/hoc/
Game tonight
Good thread
This is the real thread
duck clipart or whore
i guess i pick the whore
>>68175848
He looks so jacked in this picture
la
>>68175793
>98%
What the fuck la
If you aren't cheering for the Sharks tonight you should go back to your fucking coal mine
#FreeLexplorer
>>68175908
This desu
Short series sucks
Duk
/cric/
>>68175988
hella cute
>>68175988
step on it
>>68176009
Hello friend. Watching the game in a few hours?
>>68175908
For me its basically Pavelski vs Bill and I'd rather Pavelski get the chip.
reasons
1. Bill fans are the biggest shitposters since Grandpa Bay
2. Bill probably doesn't care so much if he wins or not.
3. Pavelski is captain of his team, where as Crosby will get all the credit if Pitt wins.
snipeshow98
>>68176101
Pierre McGuire's fantasy
>>68175988
Pretty smuk duk you've got there
>>68175988
A FUGGIN DUCK ON A LEASH, holy heck what next
Kessel posting is reddit remember that
>>68176101
>no pulju
>tfw going 2nd overall
Which NHL player would you be like?
>>68176339
Maata always looks so stunned
>>68176282
Thanks Reddit
>>68176348
Sidney Crosby because I'm the best
>>68176348
Erik Karlsson but the personality of someone that's intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor
>>68176101
mathhews has a shitty posture
>>68176371
He's just drunk 2bh fåmålåm
>>68175908
>ywn cum on beth lily's tits and have her lap and lick the cum up and spit it back into your mouth
>>68176404
And you have a vagina
>>68176416
shoulder and neck injuries incoming
>>68176339
How old are them
>>68176418
I dropped her after I learned she's a Britbong
>>68176452
L-R: 16, 22, 18, 34
>>68176348
Sebastian Aho because my physical stats are exactly the same, I'm pretty smart like him, more on the reserved side but have some humoristic qualities and his style of play is the kind I like the most.
Matt Tkachuk looks and sounds like Patty Kane
>>68176496
>>68176518
Sorry I played along
>>68176510
thats because Pat is his real dad.
>>68176348
Alexander Semin because I'm big, skilled, and elite
>Parise and Ryan Suter have bad contracts
anyone have funny hoc cartoons
>>68176348
Kane because I beat a rape charge last summer
How has /hoc/ managed to save itself from tripcuck cancer that plagues other threads?
Go to /NFL/ and see all those faggots. Then compare it to here.
What went right?
>>68176623
t. forever delusional Pedesotan
>>68176348
Bill because I'm an elite American
>>68176757
We bullied most of them off, only Kippers is pathetic and lonely enough to stick around
>>68176348
Joey Kocur
Sharks '''''''fans'''''''' will all be deported next year
>>68176757
most popular sport in the USA compared to niche sport only popular in Canada, and Finland
gee, I wonder why thats different. Almost like 320 million > 40 million or something.
>>68176818
But /hoc/ moves faster than their threads. We have more unique posters.
There's something about hoc that keeps tripcucks at bay
>>68176789
/hoc/ feed kippers attention and she loves it.
She especially loves it now that shes the only tripfag and only had to show her butt one time to dominate every thread she posts in.
/hoc/ made it too easy for kippers to validate herself, but too late now. Now every time she posts in any /hoc/ related thread the thread becomes about her and "post butt" or asking her questions/opinions.
>>68176904
Stop mentioning them you nigger
>>68176757
We have plenty of tripfriends
>>68176945
This u simple faggots
>>68176929
>I've been in /hoc/ for half a year let me tell you about it
I just got back from my babbies 1.5 year checkup, bros
>head: 86 percentile
>weight: 56 percentile
>height: 5 percentile
My wonderful son has been cursed with manletitis from his mother's tainted manlet family line
I'm upset and shit. This is fucking horrible bros. 5th (fifth) percentile
>>68176970
haha faggot you have a manlet son
>>68176970
Don't worry lad
My ex wife is a shemanlet and my son was pretty small until he got to 2nd grade now he's a goaler and has a gf and I don't
>>68176970
What-
>>68176995
>>68176970
Why the fuck would you even post this? What the fuck are you still doing on 4chan if you have kids?
>>68176970
haha you got a meme child. make it join the circus!
>>68176964
>I have to imply a false reality to dismiss the hard truth
ok buddy
>>68177036
>you can't post on this image board website because you have a child
kippers listen up babe
i need your help. im a forever alone low test beta seeking attention from a female audience. i get off to feet pics here and there as it helps with my depression
plz if youre a good soul you will provide i and my hoc friends a healthy and strong confidence boost
thank you
>go shorks
>>68177059
yikes look at this scary monkey
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
Reminder that >we literally fucking run this poomunity.
>>68177113
kanada
>>68177090
Hello, I would like to live delicious, pls help
>>68177113
This is the worst pasta. And I don't even give a shit about Minny.
Spotted: Finn in it's natural habitat
>>68177113
yeah you pretty much summed it up there. >rags are also in a shit position
>>68177123
kys daniel
>>68177090
My feet are pretty nice, I'll post them if you'd like
Shoooorks
>>68177090
>>68177222
Mine aren't I've got fungus, infected nailbeds, and plantar warts. Even healthy they are narrow, veiny, hairy, and pale.
I've thought about injecting myself with reptile DNA then chopping them off and hoping new ones grow back
HEY SHARKS
2 HOURS UNTIL YOU DIE
leave the pongs to me
>mfw all the prospects talking how Joe was the most exciting to meet, then Laine says Donskoi
>all these prospects pick meeting Joe Thornton as their biggest thrill
>Laine picks Donskoi
lmao
what r u watchen
>>68177387
seinfeld
>>68177375
>>68177382
Phil vessel is underrated
>dicked my tinder hookup
>arrive back to my flat and start preparing for the game that ties the series
Things are bretty gud
>>68177375
>>68177382
Finnish delusion is strong
>>68177398
what episode?
>>68177459
Post a Tinder pic of her
>>68177604
The one where the Jews are to blame
I just love this boy so much
>>68177625
>muh joos
>>68177604
The Letter
Think I've got a bit of excema on my foot lads
>>68177670
>The Letter
classic
>>68177375
>>68177382
why would Laine want to meet some guy who has choked his whole career rather than a guy who is playing his first season with the sharks and has already scored more important goal than thorton ever had.
For Puljujärvi
>>68177665
i think we all do desu
>>68177751
this
>tfw pulju is selected 6th overall
>>68177617
If Pulju goes to the Tortjackets he will be on a division rival so I can't love him
But I can see him play much more often
I'm not sure about this feel
>>68177777
checking
>>68177790
gaze upon this primate and emit mirth
>>68177714
Is that like the scales thing from GoT?
>>68177787
I honestly think this will happen, he's the obvious bust. I just hope >my team isn't meme enough to pick him up
>>68177669
No need to take it so personally, Jeremiah.
>>68177801
Alright I'm jelly
Nice work Bin land
>>68177835
>literally no flaws
>bust
canadian pro scout i presume?
>>68177801
oliko tiukka pinppi
>>68177825
Yes
I'd post a pic but I'm shy
>>68177801
was she good?
>>68177801
It isn't really sex unless it's rawdog creampie.
Sry lad, still a virgin
>>68177890
This desu senpai baka
>>68177860
>canadian
Any yinzers /goingtothebar/ for the game tonight?
>>68177869
>>68177886
Hyvät setit oli, muutenki hauska muija ja lupasin tehä mätöt joku päivä.
>>68177994
>mätöt
and into the trash it goes
>>68177994
aikamoinen panomies
>>68178024
>valmistan hänelle vähä hirveä
Onko parempi :D
>>68177801
>cropping out her bio
Loony psycho confirmed
Wew
>>68178123
yes.
>>68178129
you wouldn't understand finnish anyway
>>68177994
>stk viimeks tinderistä 27 vuotias muija joka oli vitun burgeri
>pantiin kerran ja sen jälkeen lähetti kuukausia vielä viestejä
ei saatana
t. 20v
>>68178152
Would to.
>>68178179
she had a kid didn't she?
been travelling and missed a lot, what is the best game of the ploffs so far? pongs vs caps?
>swedish goaltending
hershey comin back
https://twitter.com/NHL/status/739955043496038400
>authentic fan
>>68178233
Caps came back from being 4 goals behind in the 3rd against the Shitguins but lost in OT
>>68178220
Ei ollu
>>68176101
What a bunch of faggots
>>68177990
South side here
>>68178233
isles vs panthers game 6 was pretty fun to watch
>>68178373
Which bar? GF lives out there but I don't combine hockey and girls that's gay
>autism matthews
>>68178463
Laine went to fuck some random girl?
40 bings until puck drop?
>>68178463
>tfw have to play for the >laffs
>>68178478
>girl
>>68178411
Look at this loser
>p-please be friends with me
>>68178556
>kipper
>>68178567
My real friends don't want to go out drinking on a Monday because they aren't as powerful as i
Why is he so sad
shorks gonna meme their way to a chip
warriors have memed their way to a chip
gnats even year meme magic to the chip
carr gonna god meme his way to a chip
>rags
>rags
>rags
is there where I can find some dank memes?
>>68178837
yea
>>68178837
No
kek matthews looks like brendan frazier
>>68178853
DUCKROLL
I haven't said that in a long time
>>68178837
maybe
This guy comes to bar and slaps your gf's ass
What do you do?
>>68176413
I want to rape your qt twink butt
>>68178837
Depends. Do you want donk dank memes or denk dank memes?
We have one but not the other.
>>68178934
fight him
>>68178934
shake his hand
>>68178934
i can beat him up
pigposting
>>68178934
I dunno. That'd be awkward as fuck. I don't know what the proper reaction should be to seeing a man slap his son's ass in public.
why does the NHL put out the worst hockey product while having the best players?
>>68178934
Rub his head for good luck
>>68178982
Audible kek
>>68179085
If it's so shitty why is Canada so obsessed with it, even when they have zero (0) teams in the playoffs?
Btw this is the video with the prospects, enjoy m8s ^_^
http://www.tsn.ca/video/the-quiz-top-prospect-edition~885152
>>68178982
Bulju is so strange looking I can't even come up with an animal with which to compare him
>>68179085
Can't unsee the Stig helmet.
>>68179163
>tfw Laine picks Matthews as the player he'd draft and Matthews picks Clayton Keller
>>68179085
What does that mean
>>68179306
idk lol just wanted some (You)s
@68179347
Vanity is a grave sin, my child.
>>68179163
Is this REGION BLOCKED?
Pulju
>>68179537
GIVES ME ERROR ASWELl!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>68179537
>>68179583
Too bad you're missing out on Laine's autism
who will win the cup in 2017?
>>68179537
>>68179583
I think it's time we invaded Canada
Game thread
>>68179193
>>68179193
>>68179583
MY PROXY DOESN'T HAVE CANADA AS AN OPTION REEEEEEEEEE
>>68179614
REEEE WE DESERVE TO SEE AND HEAR EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM
>long time sharks fans
The PA announcers got jokes
>>68179245
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>68180419
faggot
>>68180636
Whoa man what the fuck did I ever do to you? Are you some kind of an asshole or something? Fuck man.
>>68180724
Nah man you didnt do anything to him. You didn't need to. You're just a faggot, is all.
Wanna cuddle?
Letang deserves the conn smythe to be honest
you stupid fucking faggots talked about your fucking videogames in /hoc/ today and now you're doing the same thing in the gamethread.
fucking losers
>>68176348
Jonathan Toews
Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour.
this Calder cup game is amazing
>>68182713
>Cleveland is this cucked out of actual sports championships
>>68182804
>ahl
>not an actual sports league
>hockey
>not an actual sport
>championship
>not an actual championship
Kill yourself nigger
>>68182944
If you're getting excited about an AHL game I really feel sorry for you.
>>68182983
It's hockey and the bluejackets aren't in the Stanley cup, ahl is fun still
this make a wish kid is awesome
I wish I was a make a wish kid
>>68183083
Some kid will be able to get a high five from PULJU I cry
>>68183011
and you're watching it rather than the stanley cup final because your entire state is that cucked
>>68183175
No becaus this Stanley cup sucks balls and also Ohio
MONSTERS WIN
>>68183391
winnish goaltending
>rags
>>68184144
>shorks
Which animals need to be a mascot
>tfw no Ghost Moose team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsd2i-qFHK4
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what does a penguin do in the playoffs?
they peng-win!
Hate the Pens but if they win the cup in those sweet 3rds that'll be classic for years. respect.
San Jose deserved that after the abomination of a national anthem.
>>68186241
>0-2 in finals
>deboer
>shorks
>shorks have never come back from a 3-1 series deficit
>shorks only have a .500 record with a 3-0 series lead
>shorks
Leeeeellmaoooooo
>>68186241
Every
>shorks
post deserves a
>shorks
reply
>shorks
The >shorks lost this series when they won game 3. That blew the chance of memeing their way to a reverse sweep and memes are the only way San Jose will ever win a Cup.
NUMBER ONE STAR IN OUR HEARTS
Llllleeeemao
>Washington is going to bury Pittsburgh!
>Th-they couldn't keep up with their speed. The Penguins don't stand a chance against Tampa Bay!
>I-injuries stopped >us. The Sharks are the best team this playoffs. The Penguins won't win a game!
Sunbelt """""fans"""""
BLEEEEOOOOWWWWWWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
I TRIED SO HARD
Only 5 teams in sports history have completed a reverse sweep. Did you guys honestly believe the Shorks were going to do that if they lost G3?! IT HAPPENED TO THEM FFS.
Jesus Christ Matt Murray saved this game for the penguins again
Watch Crosby somehow win the Conn Smythe a la Toews
>Muh leadership
>Muh intangibles
>it was 0-0
>>68186440
Nobody said the bolts or sharks would beat the pens
Actually feel bad for sharks fans at this point.
Also, RIP Kimbo Slice
>>68175988
Kawaii af
>>68186517
Yeah, except for 80% of /hoc/ and all of the "expert" analysts.
>>68186440
WifesSonbelt btfo
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeelmfaooooo
>this "beard"
>>68186520
Shit, it's true
F
>>68186520
who's she?
>>68186440
>mfw sunbelt "fans"
>>68186517
Pretty sure a lot of experts picked the sharks to win
But then again
>sports "experts"
>>68186508
been saying this all along, will not be surprised if it happens.
>>68186582
>80% said that tampa would beat pens
>80% said that sharks would beat pens
What a load of bullshit
>>68186508
I'll be so mad if Crosby wins it over Bill or shit even fucking Murray
>>68186595
>wifessonbelt
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
>>68186582
>people thought Bill wasn't winning the Cup this year
People just don't understand the laffs and how things work with them. Any time they trade away some horrible disaster of a player with no heart who can't be coached, they become elite
But then, I guess the alternative was Reimer winning the Cup
the sharks could do it
still lookin good
>shorks almost confirmed for 2.
>shorks
>>68186582
people thought the sharks would win because "muh west" nobody thought Tampa would win except Tampa fans.
>>68186595
>wifesonbelt
>>68186711
>44
>mfw Game 5 is a 30-1 Pens win
Shorks are gonna need some serious meme magic to come back. They are done.
>>68186716
I didn't even think >we'd win. Once bishop went down all my hopes died
kill me now
>>68178982
>mcdavid
>eichel
>matthews
>laine
>peepeepoopooinajarvi
what's with all the ugly f*cking kids these days?
I've been saying it since the playoffs started. They're a legendary franchise... when it comes to choking.
>>68186865
Vasi played like a god anyways so its not like it mattered if bishop came back
