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PIT:Kris Letang takes maintenance day on Sunday
SJ:Tomas Hertl (LBI) remains day-to-day
PIT:Evgeni Malkin can't find back of the net
SJ:Sharks lose Tomas Hertl for Game 3 Saturday
PIT:Chris Kunitz practices with top pp unit
FLA:Luongo doing well after hip surgery
CLM:Oliver Bjorkstrand scores twice for Lake Erie
STL:Alex Steen has off-season shoulder surgery
NYI:Islanders ink Casey Cizikas to five-year deal
PIT:Conor Sheary's OT goal gives Pens 2-1 victory
CHI:Andrew Ladd unlikely to remain with Chicago
STL:Blues GM would like to have Backes back
>yfwswtc
can this be a meme?
>>68149558
>stars
>playoffs
http://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/nationality/finnish-nhl-goalies-career-stats.html
URGENT! Mr. Bettman has just called the GM of your team to inform that in order for your team to stay in your city instead of being moved to Great Britain's league, you need to pick a finnish goaltender that CANNOT be kept out of playing lineup. Good thing that you have a timemachine so you can go back in time. Should you fail to pick a team, you will become a resident of Vancouver.
wonder what Hiro thinks when he sees /hoc/
>>68149722
I would rather get relocated than have shit tier Finnish goalies 5ever
>shags
>>68149726
>imlying he ever goes to 4chan
>>68149722
karri ramo
>>68149722
Kipper any day
>>68149722
Toivonen
>>68149722
Toskala :DD
https://youtu.be/m6z2Wx29Y_Y
It had to be done
Jesse Puljujarvi is still on the board after 2 picks and Jarmo Kekäläinen is willing to take offers for the pick. What do you offer?
>>68149953
Del Zotto, Read, 1st pick and a conditional 2nd rounder
>>68149938
it was just a matter of time
pup
/cric/
>>68150078
kriketti
>>68149953
Stamkos rights and 2016 1st round pick
>>68149784
I don't think he ever leaves bud
>>68150138
what makes you think that?
>>68150191
Because he clearly didn't buy the site to make him any money he he keeps saying he prefers interesting 4chan over profitable 4chan
he gets mad at sandwiches probably
>>68150307
Moot was actually fun. This guy is a retard.
>>68150354
>Moot
moot hadn't been fun for years
>>68150050
/hoc/ hat munkey is the best meme
https://youtu.be/Tx1wSTaV_0c
Donskoi OT goal with finnish commentator
>>68150953
I'm convinced that guy is legitimately autistic.
>>68151053
His intonation is weird too
>>68151053
Well he is Finnish
>>68150953
can't wait to hear him doing the play by play of pulju lifting the cup and handing it to bobrovsky
>>68151263
You mean Korpisalo
>>68151263
Shut the fuck up Finncuck
>>68151386
korpisalo will lead them to the cup but captain pulju will hand it bob because he was injured all year again and persevered through the injury and was healthy enough to ride the bench during the finals
I guarantee that pulju refuses to sign with columbus, i mean who in the fuck would want to play for that franchise
fuck id rather play in winnipeg or arizona than fucking columbus
https://youtu.be/_m159PJwlsc
Jesus fucking christ pulju
Thank god they had Kekäläinen when Columbus was interviewing him
>>68151921
>KEKalainen
>>68151921
He looks like the fucking joker.
doggo
>wake up to throw up
>throw up on the floor because nurse took too long to come
>
>painkillersbe happy because you think you can stream some hockey but no game tonight
w>wish i had seen my team win the cup
>>68152246
aikamoiset setit herralla
>>68152246
What happened to food helper?
>>68152246
What is your team are you the flyers Finn?
>>68152215
lol look at that doggo
Why is /hoc/ so ded, is everyone secretly watching cuckhoop?
>>68153008
ive been watching cuckhoop since okc but its so rigged i cant watch it anymore
>>68153008
I'm writing a paper.
Help me /hoc/ both of my last 2 ex girlfriends are engaged to the next person the date. Kill me.
>>68153172
I have an unopened letter from 2 ex's ago that says "open when you need to know how much I love you" and I can't let her go even though I'm seeing someone else now and I'm scared to find out if she's seeing someone.
It could be worse.
never ever go to a nude beach to be honest with you family member
>>68153271
Open it
>>68153543
post butt
>>68153543
lots of old folk eh?
>>68153543
Did u go to one?
who /lynch/ here?
>>68153567
'no'
>>68153598
old white wrinkly dudes bending over to pick up shit they "accidentally" dropped
or just them bending over and digging holes for whatever fucking reason
>>68153635
One day the letter will be lost, someone else opens it or you die without knowing
>>68153640
>going to the beach
>not digging random holes
>>68153543
post butt
>>68153543
I will if your sexy bare ass is there
>>68153613
>i just here so I wont get fined
>>68153271
Don't do it it's a trap. Have someone else open it and decide
>>68153613
what a bunch of bandwagoning faggots
>>68153172
>>68153271
Frigg off normies reeeeeeeee
>rags
>>68153852
Lynch is from the Gay Area you goddamn Mongoloid
>>68153990
>rags
>>68153609
u in BC?
l-let's go rangers...
;_:
Quick reminder that if you liked Captain Underpants books when you were a little kid your a faggot and a degenerate
>>68154718
>your a
I can see you didn't do much reading as a child.
>>68154718
>were your dads when they were kids
wut?
>grant clitsome retired
ripip
>>68154134
>rags
>>68154974
>clitsome
>clit
Hehehehehehhehehehehehehe
>>68155068
N-next year is our year, l-lads...
>>68155226
You are my favorite country.
>>68155299
I love you too, burger. Impressive doubles btw, very nice
>>68155226
but why >rags?
>>68155404
I've been a fan since Jagr times
I want to belive man... ;_;
>>68149938
>>68149532
Nice, still spamming r/hockey memes?
ded
>>68153543
Post butt
>mfw Pavelski is injured and it's really obvious
>>68155780
>still being mad
>mfw the state of hockey has ZERO cups
>>68158308
>the nation of hockey has ZERO playoff teams
>>68157852
What do you think it is?
>>68158499
>pedosota
>>68158567
Upper body. Shoulder, or rib. He looks really stiff and hasn't seem that effective in this series at all.
>cantada
Why is this country allowed to exist
The country of hockey has:
Back to back Olympic gold medals
Back to back wc golds
Most overall golds
Almost every single great player in the history as well as currently.
The "state of hockey" has:
ZERO cups
Another pick that is in play is Minnesota's pick at No. 15 if they can get good, young player who can contribute right now.
— Craig Custance (@CraigCustance) June 3, 2016
>Sacrifice your future for a core that won't win anything
>mild
dead thread
dead poomunity
>>68161408
>Zach "money bags" Parise for another decade
>somebody actually reported me
>>68159667
>tranadians
>105 posts
>still zero lgbtning fans
Did the penguins make /hoc/ great again?
>>68161631
You know it
>>68161631
>tranadian won't stop talking about dick again
KEK
Not even grease is this gay
>>68161631
penshits fans are cancer
that's how lemieux got it, interacting with them for so long
>>68161706
Edgy
>>68161691
?
You're the one talking about trannies, I am discussing hockey. Are you obsessed or something?
>>68161744
>tranada's version of hockey consists of blowing other men
No wonder they never make the playoffs, they never practice hockey they just blow each other in the locker room
>>68161796
>tranada
lel
>>68161470
>back to back 40 goal seasons
>>68161796
>dick obsessed tranpa fan
sm h
>>68161839
>for a different team 7 years ago
>can't even score 30 now
>makes 7.5 until 2025
JUST
>>68161869
It's ok Justin we know how tolerant you are, you'd rather go to pride rallies than deal with your financial crisis
>>68161931
Not as tolerant as America
A black president and now this?
>>68161962
>not as tolerant as America
I almost feel bad making fun of you when this is an every day reality for Canadians.
>>68161995
How many niggers have we elected again?
>>68162047
I'm just going to refer you back to the last picture of your faggot degenerate PM. Or how about this one where he worships a Muslim. You can call Obama black but he's somehow not even close to DUDEau levels of degenerate
>>68162077
>defending his bbc bull
good boy, does the "white" house have a cuck shed?
>>68162111
I'm confused as to how Justin can be s faggot and a Muslim though. Don't Muslims hate fags?
>>68162142
Ask your president Barack Hussein Obama if he hates you
>>68162184
lel
>>68162184
do you think trudeau lets other guys tie him up with his turban
>>68162307
>having that picture saved on your computer
what the fuck canada
>>68162307
That guys got a big ballsack
>oh look its another episode of autistic /int/posters fling image.jpg shit back and forth on /hoc/
I hate reruns
>>68162404
I bet one of them are the ones that reported me earlier too. Last update is she has stopped talking to me and she was supposed to spend the night tomorrow. Looks like trump is my date now.
>its a the same American complains about the quality of hoc episode rerun
>>68162404
If you hate reruns so much why did you rerun obongo?
>>68162433
I wonder if jagr hates Pierre as much as he used to or if he's just more relaxed in his age
>its a "mongols think that only one person on /hoc/ is tired of low effort /int/ shitposting" episode
Sharks in 5 tbph
happy ramadan anon would you like to use my dads season tickets for the preseason game?
>>68162482
I still don't know why /int/ even exists anymore.
That boards has no purpose, especially since they created a board for news.
>politics is /pol/
>news is /news/
>sports is /sp/
>general socializing/meet ups are /soc/
etc, so what exactly is "international" even for when all international topics are already covered by better boards?
I suppose its a containment board for idiots, but it allows the lowest common denominators to gather and create shitty content that they can spill onto other boards with flags with.
>>68162462
>italy
>white
also the repubs nominated a boring middle aged mormon in 2012
>it's an awkward photoshoot episode
>>68162579
it's a board for third worlders where they can speak in their meme languages, even though this is an english imageboard. If it's a containment board, it's pretty shit at it.
>>68162579
To learn languages and shitpost about other countries
I hate Finns so fucking much.
check out this meme
>rags
>>68162451
but he's right /hoc/ sucks ass rn m8
>>68162876
I don't hate finns but they're shitty posters
Would you want this guys job
https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/739091251933372416
>>68163062
I want to hear him read the navy seal copy pasta
>>68163062
is that kid ok
>>68163095
Ty ronning, son of Cliff, he's a manlet
>>68163217
sounds like the kind of guy who could be elite for the lightning
>>68163062
Needs some death metal
remember when this was a big meme here a few months ago and now it's a normie meme
baka
http://oilersnation.com/2016/6/5/the-oilers-should-strongly-consider-trading-leon-draisaitl
>>68149532
Based Shanny with the amazing timing off-loading two anchor contracts before the cap goes stagnant
>>68164023
The oilers should just clean house at this point. Trade McMeme before other teams realize what a colossal bust he is
What do the ducks do with their goaltending situation lads?
>>68164058
They still have Gibson for cheap for a couple of more seasons. So I'd keep Andersen and trade him when Gibson is up for a new and probably more expensive contract. Or at least until Gibson is deemed a solid starter
>>68164058
One of Gibson/andersen are gone for sure, can't protect both. I think Gibson gets you the better haul despite less experience, because he's got more 'pedigree'. But goalie returns are generally pretty meh anyway
>>68154134
based
stepan and miller gonna carry the rangers to the cup next year to be quite honest
So Vegas is a done deal right?
>>68164232
I'm going to go visit Vegas to watch a game. I'm probably going to adopt them as my "team in the opposite coast" just for the memes. Might even pretend to be an actual Vegas fan on /hoc/ just to shitpost
>>68153271
>Open it
>It's her fart
>>68164287
Top quality post. This may be the best post I've ever seen on 4chan
>>68153271
I have a letter from an ex that she wrote in her own blood.
It could be worse.
>>68164330
Holy shit. Was she threatening to kill you or something?
>>68164330
Fucking Swedes man. My buddy is from Sweden, easily one of my best friends but he is a character...
>laffs
>>68164349
>laffs
>>68164335
No, she loved me. The only one she ever threaten to hurt was herself.
>>68164345
The lack of sunlight will do that to you.
>>68164361
I'd like to say that's nice but mostly it's just genuinely frightening
>>68164349
>>68164358
>forcing your shit meme
>getting this scared of the laffs based prospects when they havent even played any meaningful time in the NHL
>>68164381
>laffs
>>68164374
It is indeed pretty creepy, no doubt about it. But it was made without any malicious intent.
>>68153852
>bandwagon
>isn't wearing a sweater for the canucks.
KEKED, MORE LIKE IT.
Heard you were talking shit about our poommunity, this true?
anyone else remember the abortion that was the NHL guardian project?
>>68164660
>shitpoststralia
>>68163062
>>68163095
he seems like he would go HAM and try hard, I would use a 7th round pick and send him to the ECHL
>>68164671
>tfw no more Trasher hero
ice hockey is homosexual
Could me and 5 random eskimos beat the last place team in the NHL?
>>68164671
This figure should come with a fedora tbf
>>68164841
And that's why you're here I guess
lel
>>68164883
>uses focused sonar blasts as a weapon
Fuck, he's real ;^)
Hey, I want to get a new Penguins sweater. Should I get one of the current alternate sweaters with the SC patch, or should I get a Vintage CCM white(home) customized Lemieux one? I currently have a Vegas gold Maatta home jersey right now.
>cricket uses sticks to hit ball
>hockey uses sticks to hit flattened ball
Seriously tell me why we wouldn't absolutely fucking dominate this """sport"""" if we even fucking gave it the time of day?
>>68165084
You can't skate
>>68165084
A country that considers christmas to be a holiday that you celebrate in a warm climate will never be good at hockey. This is a fact.
>>68165084
kiwifags are known to panic and flail on the ice. not even sure you could take on the thai national team desu, and they practice in a mall rink
>>68165100
>tfw wearing shorts and a t shirt in 85 degree weather Christmas Day
>>68165127
>celebrating christmas on christmas day
It is to be celebrated on christmas eve, you heathen
>>68165156
No, Christmas Eve is when you drive around and look at Christmas lights then come home and drink hot chocolate even though it's hot out. Santa doesn't bring the presents until midnight
>>68165165
>Santa doesn't bring the presents until midnight
Then how come we open them on christmas eve ten?
>drink hot chocolate even though it's hot out
Proof that christmas is made for cold weather
Looking at christmas lights is something you do in the days between christmas eve and new years
>>68165189
>Then how come we open them on christmas eve ten?
That's literally only in your faggy country m8. The only people I know who do that here are filthy first gen euro immigrants.
>>68165194
>That's literally only in your faggy country m8. The only people I know who do that here are filthy first gen euro immigrants.
This doesn't add up you dumbass
>>68165194
Also, bye bye. Have to step out now :)
>>68165189
>opening presents on Christmas Eve
What the fuck. Does Santa just break in your house in the middle of the day and throw the presents at you while you're wide awake? What do you even do on Christmas Day? Christmas is a 2 day event
>>68165189
LITERALLY what the fuck lads
please tell me this is all a meme
>>68165536
santa literally lives in finland, you think you know shit about christmas?
Sweden is right here
We always have a morning sauna in christmas eve
>he doesn't spend Christmas playing cricket on the beach with his mates and cooking prawns on the barbie
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>68165189
>how come we open them on christmas eve ten
What did he mean by this?
>tfw don't celebrate christmas
: D
I know everything about water hockey, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the ponds, pucks and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many irrelevant statistics I have memorised in my 10 years on "thehockeynews" but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of furpuck facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow Canadian water hockey friends, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push icefight knowledge on here for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of game lingo at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT my water hockey knowledge is. It's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 100% of furpuck posts on here, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to manage the Buffalo Bills in NHL Eastside Hockey Manager.
>>68165841
get a job 2bh
>>68163717
that's a /mu/ meme
>mfw austrians have never seen snow or skated on ice
>>68166251
I'm literally from tasmania you racist shitlord
>>68166269
you mean the devil huh? :D
How does this image make /hoc/ feel?
>kiwis in my thread
>>68166323
Like I can achieve anything if I set my mind to it
>>68166323
Like the power is in my hands to define my own life rather than having it dictated for me
>>68166323
Like I am my own person and there is no force in the world substantial enough to change that single, undeniable truth.
Would you slap a cheeky one timer through her five minutes hole /hoc/ and /cric/?
>>68166586
>winnipeg
Laine is going to slap a cheeky one timers thru her five hole all day long soon
>>68166637
>implying he isn't going to Columbust
>>68166586
which
1: yes
2: yes
3: yes
nevermind
>>68166586
Dunno lad, she's a bit out of the way
>>68149953
Kill myself
Just take jesse
>>68149953
Do they have a reason to trade?
>>68166586
Don't ever wait that long to charge your phone again, you understand me?
>>68166924
>Wanting to draft a bust
lmao
>>68167008
I might literally kill myself if Pulju busts
>>68167031
Start tying that noose
>>68166586
>1%
"just crucify me here man anything but toronto"
so its over for the pongs right?
who is this Wayne Gretzky guy I heard he only scored 894 goals
What a faggot I could score that in 5 years
>>68167160
yes
>>68167178
some guy, mcdavid is way better tbhfam
>>68167160
I always knew Canadians were retarded. Must be all the smoke.
>>68167031
Pro scout on Puljucide watch
>>68167196
I'm not that faggot
>>68167190
What? Who the fuck is that obviously pulju is better than both of those nigger egg suckers
>>68167207
pulju has glass knees
>>68167250
Good meme
Where did you get that one? R/hoc
>>68153172
My 1st girlfriend from freshman year in hs is getting engaged, weird shit. I think she dated me out of pity but jokes on her, because I got to make out and touch her boobs and butt at the homecoming dance.
>>68167261
one of the finns here told me
>>68167265
nice
>>68167271
Probably the """"""""""""pro scout"""""""""""
Why do half of you talk about your personal life online? Don't you guys have friends to talk to?
/cric/
>>68167285
Where do you think you are?
>>68167280
Did someone say pro scout?
>>68167285
I talk about my personal life on here and I discuss dank memes and enough hockey to keep the conversation relevant with my friends
>>68165226
>>68165536
See --> >>68165610
The presents are there on christmas eve morning, or the turn up in a mysterious way during the day.
On christmas day you don't do anything in perticular. All families have their traditions for that day.
>>68165688
>he isn't cozy during christmas
>>68165702
then*
Let's fucking go
>they just announced a rapefugee Olympic team
God damn it fuck you yuros youre not allowed to watch NHL anymore because you're ruining sports
>>68167462
>NHL don't want to send their players to the olympics
God damn it fuck you amerimemes youre not allowed to watch NHL anymore because you're ruining sports
>>68167498
Fuck off mohammad
>>68167517
>mad at diversity
>>68167542
It was so nice of them to let Swedish youths represent the czech, Swedish, and American teams
>>68167542
should have used this jersey
>>68167620
Lmao. Only a true american would wear those pants.
>>68167646
They all wear the special world cup jerseys though
>>68167542
This actually makes me mad
Cricket is for cucks tbqh
memetallica playing at the game
>>68168176
Thanks official NHL app
>shags
>>68167327
AustismVille
>>68167390
Sounds gay
>mfw /cric/ posters are better posters than finns
>>68168717
this to be honest
Hockey tonight :)
Predictions for tonight?
Pens come out playing angry and determined. Another 3-2 pens win
>>68168779
Let's go pingus
The essence of sunbelt fans
>>68168779
can't wait
>>68168808
I would guess on the pens winning tonight too tbf
4-2 pens win, after a cheeky empty netter
>>68168833
>tfw no porkys NHL team
>>68168808
'no'
3-2 after OT for shorks to be frank
So, /hoc/, I have a question.
What's the deal with Tumblr bandwaggoning the Pens? Suddenly I'm seeing Pittsburgh everywhere, mostly from people who I'd never have thought would show an interest in sports.
>>68168930
>trying to make the pens seem like tumblr
The sharks are located in San Jose, the same place that beat up trump protestors for being on the right
San Jose is reddit and tumblr as fuck
>>68168717
: D
Auston Matthews, Patrik Laine, Matthew Tkachuk, Pierre-Luc Dubois and Alexander Nylander in San Jose today to watch the 4th final game
>>68168952
Wow, you seem angry.
But seriously, it's all Penguins over there. Apparently Sid and Geno are gay for each other, or something.
>>68168930
So, /hoc/, I have a question.
What's the deal with the NHL bandwagoning the Pens? Suddenly I'm seeing Pittsburgh everywhere, mostly from people who are supposed to be unbiased as part of their profession.
>>68169070
>going on tumblr
Yeah, you should definitely go back there with the other san Jose cucks
I graduated high school 10 years ago today
Kill me
>>68169033
ARE THEY ALREADY BULLYING MY MAN PULJU???
>>68169098
my life got considerably better after high school, don't understand people who miss it desu.
Then again I went to a public school, so maybe thats why. Private school fags probably have a much better experience.
>>68169098
How old are you when you do that?
t. different school system
>>68169098
ripip grandpa
4 years here
>>68169119
Since he didn't do the combine he might have had a different schedule. Or maybe they are, who knows.
/cric/
>>68169124
I was a month short of 18
>>68169098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk
AND THEN ONE DAY YOU FIND TEN YEARS HAVE GOT BEHIND YOU
NO ONE TOLD YOU WHEN TO RUN YOU MISSED THE STARTING GUN
>>68169124
17 or 18, depends when your birthday falls in the year. Graduations are usually in late May or early June.
>>68169123
Mine did too, just the cliché where has the time gone thing
>>68169123
>tfw conscription was the best year
>>68169161
Alright, thanks m8.
At least you graduated on Sweden's national day, lucky you.
>>68169179
And thanks to you too.
>>68169183
Did you do any postsecondary school?
>>68169217
Your mom goes to post secondary school
>>68169217
Yeah, college graduate with a decent job. Don't know what I'm complaining about really. Maybe it's just tfw no gf
>>68169313
>tfw no Stanley cup to take fishing a calm summers eve
>>68169313
>28
>no gf
JUST
>>68169313
getting a g/f is easier than getting a decent job, you just don't try, look in all the wrong places, or have too high standards.
>but 10 years after high school, your standards should have dropped back to earth by now.
Less internet, more time doing your hobbies. If you meet a girl while doing something you like, chances are you will have a better connection with her than just meeting a girl on /soc/ or okcupid. Where they are all vain whores basking in male attention to satiate their mental illness.
>>68169153
Based
>>68169474
>tfw your hobbies are watching hokkei, wrestling, anime and video games
I walk alone! youtube.com/watch?v=KTSDH-fbd3A
>>68169452
Yeah it sucks, but at least I won't be a wizard in a couple years. Too many ones that got away I guess
>>68169569
Nice mAy mAy
>>68169569
>Canadian girls aren't into hockey
even if they are disgusting casuals, at least they pretend to like the same thing you do.
You could have dates to a hockey game, which would be pretty dope desu. Though obviously you'd want to do other things as well, bit of romance goes a long way these days.
>tfw 20 and still a virgin
Kill me famalam
>>68169569
If you play video games you deserve it
>>68169752
>this faggot is only 20 and probably older than most of this site
>>68169803
I wish I had a girlfriend
>tfw never even had a girlfriend
God my life has sucked, can't even afford college for next year
>>68169768
shitposting is pretty much equal to vidya in terms of being an unproductive waste of time that is unappealing to women, but that doesn't stop you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAF_jwuyR4s
>>68169835
Hang in there bud. After a few years I stopped caring about sex anyway it's only good when you really care about them at that point
>>68169892
>tfw my genes are inferior and woman can sense it
>>68169839
At least shitposting is free and doesn't clutter your house with faggy video game gear
>>68169924
stop going to /r9k/
>>68169940
in the modern age, everything is digital.
You could use your PC for 4chan or steam, or both.
>>68169975
I bet you watch faggots play video games online
>>68170041
I bet you watch gay porn
>>68169865
>stupid smelly stinky mongols actually thought they could win gold
>still have fewer olympic golds than england
how can a nation be so cuck?
>>68170041
No, Im not that guy.
You're just mad I pointed out your hobby is equally as pathetic in the eyes of women.
Depending on how /pol/ you are, shitposting might even be considered worse than video games by most grills.
>>68170085
>not watching gay porn that features hockey
>>68170103
>stupid smelly stinky
>how can a nation be so cuck?
Why couldn't you just write
>mongols actually thought they could win gold
>still have fewer olympic golds than england
Why are you so obsessed with cuckoldry and retardation?
>>68170109
You're arguing from the point of what girls think. Who cares what girls think about my hobbies? You play video games and I think that's gay, not to mention you also shit post so girls must hate you
>>68170113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2pfvM-q4EQ
>>68170188
>you're supposed to care what I think not what girls think!
Shut up faggot nobody cares what you have to say
>>68170188
>you play video games
according to who?
>who cares what girls think?
tips virginity
>in my opinion
who cares what you think? you can't even reproduce and you probably don't have any friends either, your opinions are dying with you.
Im married desu, tough luck fag.
>>68170227
Where did I say you're supposed to care what I think? I called him a faggot for playing video games and you guys all proved youre faggots for getting so upset over it
>>68170249
>calling someone a virgin is your go to insult
I sense insecurity
HOCKEY
O
C
K
E
Y
>>68170209
>underage kids hockey
ping SÄPO, pedo detected
>>68170319
no pls
>>68170150
Why are you so obsessed with black cock and jews?
Good guy?
>>68170607
FOR YOU
Hertl is confirmed still ded for tonight
>>68161995
>>68162047
>>68161962
You're both faggots, comrades.
>>68170849
Based
>>68170544
I am not. This is in fact the first time someone has asked me this. Why did you bring this up? Are you obsessed with black cock and jews? Is it important for you to know this?
>>68170607
fucking dirty piece of shit rat
look at this fuckin monkey
>>68170150
Why are you so Swedish?
>tfw I probably won't be able to get tickets for game 5
I have slayed so much pussy I cant even remember what not having any was like
>>68171527
You forgot to put your name on
>>68171500
goddamn, finns are hideous human beings. i take it chernobyl is an exclave of finland and this dude was born there
what did he mean by this?
>>68171732
>>68171732
>man i love reddit non memes
>>68171428
national day today
>>68172107
Ramadan does indeed start today.
>>68172167
SPICY
>>68171632
The fuck is this shit?
>>68172107
happy national day
>mfw reading this thread
Still not over her though.
>>68172107
more like national gay lmao
Looks like I won't be golfing this week lads
SOMEBODY FUCKING DO SOMETHING
I'M READING HF BOARDS FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>68172340
I'm masturbating is that enough for you?
>>68172331
>Not playing footgolf out in the light drizzle
>>68172407
Post dick
>>68172448
>foot golf
I think I'll stick to actual golf
you'd never guess it's game day
>>68172774
Ain't shit to talk about until the game starts. Only news today is hertl is still out
>>68172774
>>68172825
Finland - Italy is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODAxGcz8JI
>>68172087
>reddithawks fans still trying to deflect
>>68172876
I bet you suck cock
Happy Ramadan to my northern friends! You too Sweden :3
>>68172876
Why are Soccer Sweaters so shit? Literally the same colors.
>game is on NBC tonight rather than nbcsn
>I get it in HD on cable rather than having to stream it
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>68152295
One of them if there are others
Lincoln was right, we should have sent them back to Africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFIWtoE7b7g
>>68173242
>have cable
>not NBCSN
What's the point?
>>68173666
Cable comes free with my apartment but some channels I don't get in HD. For nbcsn it's weird because I can stream it online in HD but not cable. I'm moving in August
>>68173638
i thought they shot that gorilla
Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 15 minuter
Donskoi wore a no contact jersey for todays training. Is a game time decision for undisclosed injury. Hard blow for the Sharks
--
Shiiieeeeeet, how will finns survive!?
>>68172331
You guys got pounded. I'm in Panama city Beach on vaca this week and the tides are pretty rough.
>>68173798
it's alright the best player in penguins is a finn too
>>68173814
I wouldn't say pounded it was just typical rainstorms
>>68173856
crosbylainen
>>68173856
Nice meme
>>68173881
Crosbynen
>>68173856
>>68173881
>>68173923
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about BILL
>>68173967
>le chubby goofy reddit man
Laine is reddit's guy
>>68174028
Saying this everyday isn't going to make people start agreeing with you
>>68174048
each one looks stupider than the last
>>68174048
ladies and gentlemen, your top five picks
>>68174048
>striped suit
Ohmygooooood could someone be anymore out, like seriously
>>68173856
Viljami "Bill" Kesseli
>>68174078
Memethews needs to switch to the middle for that to be true
>>68174048
Dubois looks a lot bigger than I thought.
>>68174048
Fuckin hell Autistin looks like a used car salesman who just got out of the bathroom where he snorted a line of coke off the toilet paper dispenser.
>>68174183
Laine's got a bit of a Joker face going on.
>>68174183
Nylander looks like he just graduated the 8th grade
>>68174048
>Dubois and Matthews measured at the exact same height (6'2,25) at combine but Dubois looks an inch taller here
Also Laine actually has the best looking suit.
>>68174048
and amerifats say Laine has a high hairline
>>68174086
>who is pulju
>>68167150
>6'1
Just barely made it past the manlet cut off.
>>68174308
Laine is already bald kid
>>68174125
Vili Kiisseli :D
>>68174361
huutist :DD
What were you faggot Finns doing 72 years ago when America came to Europe to save the world?
>>68174410
Sauna :D
>>68174048
Who dresses these fucking faggots, they look like fucking faggots, not a single one of them had the sense or style to wear a fedora.
>>68174410
>america
>saving anything
ayyyy
>>68174410
Having a circle jerk in a sauna I'm sure
>>68174422
Severe lacking in trench coats too
>>68174449
>Says the bald autist
>>68174449
>I'm completely ignorant of history: the post
Where's the enjoyment in sitting in a really hot room with a bunch of other naked men?
>>68174410
killing commies
>>68174476
>I'm mad: the post
>>68174476
STFU FAGGOT
>>68174234
>If, at the draft, I go second, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan".
>But when I say that I'll be better than Ovechkin, well then everyone loses their minds
>Select all images with pillars
>>68174492
a respectable practice
Allied victory was a collaborative effort. I know it's much easier to memorize simplified versions of history but it doesnt make it true.
In case you missed it: http://thehockeywriters.com/2016-combine-heights-weights/
Note that a person's morning height is half an inch to a full inch more than their evening height. So those who were measured in the morning have a slight edge here.
Any of you guys try that bacon cheeseburger pizza from papa johns?
>>68174637
>papa shits
Kill yourself
>>68174609
A-laying yer mum was a collaborative effort m8
>>68174653
>tfw half off my order when the yotes win
>tfw they never win
>>68174048
>no pulju
did pulju do this out of respect for them by not dominating the picture, or did they have to do this by themselves out of fear of pulju dominating?
>>68174680
Do you have to order during the game or what?
>>68174680
kek, brilliant. there have been bars up here for years advertising free beer when the laffs are in the playoffs
>>68174712
The whole day after
>>68174689
I'm guessing Pulju was ruled out of the top prospect events due to poor English skills.
>>68174774
Torts teaching Pulju english has sitcom written all over it.
>>68174767
I remember seeing an advertisement in Arizona that promised a free ticket if you buy a handle of Smirnoff
at least we'll get a free taco when the warriors win
>>68174410
Killing bad guys.
Pro tip: The Germans were not the bad guys
>>68174972
quality post
quality poster
quality meme
>>68174838
Audible kek yup that was it
>>68174972
>>68174991
Are Norway and Binland friends?
Do you unite for mutual swede hate?
Do you like me?
>>68174838
Probably helps a lot in dealing with being a Yotes fan
>>68175029
Norway just voted down a bill to close their borders to migrants so they probably don't mind Sweden too much. They're too busy skiing and drilling oil
>>68175029
No
Sometimes
No
t. different fag
>>68175029
we know eachother through sweden. But yes, we would like to get to know Finlan better
>>68175029
Finland and Norway has some skiing banter but outside of that we don't pretty much talk to each other.
>>68175152
Invite Norway over for sauna
Wish we could replace all the Binns on here with Norges 2bh
>>68175211
They are too busy skiing.
All you need to know
>>68175217
you don't want that. 90% of us are annoying >rags fans. Including me
>>68175251
is that penguin still alive?
>>68175251
Börje has sami roots tho
>>68175296
As long as we remember him.
>>68175313
Would have been better than Orr if he didn't have it
>>68175296
probably
>>68175379
The one with the crazy eyes bruh.
>>68175379
I'll take the Swede
>>68175282
Zucarello is a fag, you should switch to the Avs and based Martinsen
>>68174476
>says the american
>>68175514
Are you here to try to say England will be a hockey power in 10 years again?
>>68175551
No. Said everything that needs to be said last time.
I'm here to point out American "history" about WWII is laughable.
>>68175514
>muh flag
I at least know what happened on D-Day, unlike these semen slurping Scandos
>>68175557
There's 1 bust in this photo, who is it?
>>68175578
How's your first day of fasting?
>>68175585
James Duthie
>>68175461
is he getting a new contract? It still puzzles me that he's an NHLer. Big guy, I guess
but I've always sort of liked the avs, from Sakic and forsberg through to the modern players
>>68175585
Matthews, he didn't even get a microphone
>>68175557
>mathews pigface
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GOD
>>68175615
lmao he's getting bullied
fug that finnish call on the gamewining goal was pretty hyped
>>68175557
you can just tell by the body language how much Laine has asserted his dominance over the group
>>68175557
>Nylander is too small xDDD so he can't be top pick despite being the best technical player with the best shot and skating xDDDD
>In reality he is the biggest
>>68175595
Wouldn't know, Jamal. My county is 95% white.
How white is your city?
>>68175648
he wears super form fitting equipment, makes him look so scrawny on the ice
>>68175663
lmao look at matthews weak stance. bust confirmed, am i right?
>>68175648
Auston Matthews (1st Euro): Listed: 6-foot-2, 210 lbs Combine: 6-foot-2.25, 216.22 lbs
Patrik Laine (2nd Euro): Listed: 6-foot-4, 206 lbs Combine: 6-foot-3.75, 201.3 lbs
Pierre-Luc Dubois (1st NA): Listed: 6-foot-2, 201 lbs Combine: 6-foot-2.25, 204.98 lbs
Alexander Nylander (3rd NA): Listed: 6-foot, 180 lbs Combine: 6-foot-0.5, 178 lbs
>>68175663
>no microphone earlier
>standing away from the group here
>standing with feet that close together
do you think he gets this way every time he's away from his mom or just went the others are there to bully him
>>68175557
where is pulju in all these photos
>>68175663
Does Paul martin even give a fuck about his appearance?
>>68174972
Another great Norge post
>le oink oink bust man
>>68175714
In a classroom learning English
>>68175706
>only the finn was compensating
>>68175714
He got cucked out
>>68175745
KEK, absolute manlet tier
>>68175706
>Gets a photo as a reference
>Dives into a notepad file that some TSN reporter wrote while checking unreliable stats on Eliteprospecrs
Yep, it's finnish autism
>>68175461
>Zuc is a fag
REEEE
>>68175557
>>68175663
At least we can agree Tkachuk has the best twitter handle
>@A_Matthews34 @PatrikLaine29 @TKACHUKycheese_ @18Dubois @snipeshow98
>>68175810
>>68175811
>two threads
>three posts early
End yourselves
>>68175810
>>68175811
Are you fucking kidding me
>>68175706
At least Laine looks more masculine in this pic
![lion7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/v0BZuGu.png "lion7[1]")
![G30_Reveals_Shark_Revised[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XyLO0sK.jpg "G30 Reveals Shark Revised[1]")
