Penguins @ Sharks Game Thread Number 2
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Let the meme magic roll on Edition
>>68114937
Is he eating?
>>68114937
last two numbers of this post are the days until thornton hangs himself
>>68114937
>tfw someone reposts your shitty OC
>shreks
fuck the faggot sharks
Europe sucks dick
>play at home
>still get out shot
LELLMMAAAOOO
Reminder that the shorks won't win a game in this series
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>SHITTSBURGH
REFPUCK
>yfw pongs fans are delusional enough to think Wayne Simmonds wouldn't be an upgrade on any of their RWs outside of Kessel
>>68115165
considering he's a pissburgh homo, that's a compliment
>baldnino
REMINDER
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>>68115173
They will win one so pens can celebrate at home
I hope one of the Pens just snaps Joe Thornton's fucking neck right on the ice. I would love it. Good end to his career.
>>68115165
scotland is the exception 2bh
>muh heritage
>>68115176
Just drop it, pseudokraut
>>68115181
I voted no but it would be yes for just one girl. ugh
>>68115231
>Austrian
>Kraut
Only one at a time m8
look at that whiny beardboi
DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT
lel how the fuck is that not a penalty on crosby tho
don't worry pensbros
crysby will get that call next time
>>68115280
>lel how the fuck is that not a penalty on crosby tho
>Crosby
I think you answered your own question
>>68115280
clean hit desu
no hook, no trip, just got in front of him and took him out
>>68115280
Cause he was already off balance.
>>68115280
Cause his beard is weak.
Jesus christ how many chances do the sharks need to finally take a lead?
That is just sad to watch
ALCATRAZ
is it because of who he is
>>68115259
What do you think the pseudo was for, boi
>>68115303
Kill yourself balkanigger
Ryu or Ken?
how do they have a normal camera height now when all playoffs it was a shitty really high camera
>>68115218
Thanks mate
You can come here and buy Whisky
>>68115262
DIS MANE IS RITE
Slavic radiation titties are the best.
>No Calls: The period
Question: are they just calling no penalties on anyone any more?
>>68115347
>Not Phil
>>68115346
>this butdevastation
loving it
>>68115347
Whichever is the one you can spam Haduoken with
>>68115373
they'll call them when it gets really out of hand
its the SCF man
>>68115373
Nope, because if they do, sharks will win.
>crosby gets held on to and tackled on a partial breakaway with no call
>sharks fans boo when a sharks player is tripped up and no call
i know they have never seen a stanley cup final game before but jesus christ
>>68115373
LET THEM PLAY!!!
>>68115347
Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!
>>68115353
Pls don't stop.
>>68115336
i think I should stop the memeing on that one friendo
gg wp
>yfw Bill wins the Kahn Smice trophy
>pongs fans crying for penulties
>>68115412
>ignore three sharks trips
>>68115352
I have been there and I hope to go back, Scotland is God's own country 2bh
>>68115313
>hops on his back, reaches around to the other side to pull him down
>clean hit desu
>>68115406
you can with both
>>68115347
Guile
>yfw Bill wins the Heinz Spice trophy
>>68115462
Sure if God were a depressed heroin addict
>>68115466
he more or less speared him with his chest, he didn't grab him, didn't pull anything
>>68115414
>the home crowd boos when there is no penalty call their way no matter what
Happens literally everywhere
>>68115488
kek
>fans of either team crying for penulties
>in a stanley cup final
fucking insufferable. good finals series should have almost no calls unless somebody like, fucking dies on the ice. look at Bombston/Vancouver from a few years back
HE WEDGES IT OUT
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF AT THE BLUE LINE
HE SHOVELS IT AHEAD
AND HE FLEXES IT ON THROUGH
>well doc we're really seeing a show down here tonight
>the bench is just electric
>back up to you
THANKS PIERRE, WHAT'S THIS?
THIS COULD BE AN ODD MAN RUSH
IT IS
HE WINDS IT UP!
AND LETS OF AN ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT!
...
IT HITS THE PIPE!!!!
IT HIT THE PIPE!!!
OHHH A RISING SHOT BUT
IT
WOULD
NOT
GO
>>68115455
YourAverageSharksFanButTaller.jpg
>dat dirty turd colored baby
nice fans shorks
>1OE THORNTON
>BRETT B00RNS
>J0E PAVESUCK
couture should have cheated with telekinesis
wow
fucking awful
who /oaklandseals/
pls make me a smuk frok
JHC the sharks blew it
>>68115530
>the most important games of the year should have less regulation
So what you're saying is, they should just be given one gun with twelve bullets and the lights should be turned off for five minutes in which all murders will be considered justifiable homicide?
>>68115537
What do you expect when 80% of the city consists of dirty Mexican gang-bangers?
>>68115501
Fuck off dude who saw trainspotting one time, Scotland is honestly great
who /Blues/ here?
>>68115501
It's great in small doses. Scotland not heroin.
wtf is beardathon
>>68115262
why do slav girls always look tired
>>68115530
Except that officiating literally handed Bombston the cup on a silver platter.
This isn't your everyday normal choking
This is advanced choking
This is.....................SHORKING
>mfw
my chips are all gone
pongs on their HEELS
sharks gotta find a way to score this period doc
>>68115595
Yeah because you don't live there and don't have to live with the suicide-tier weather
You wouldn't last 6 months
>>68115630
it was more the canuck's horrendous injuries imo
>ignore three Sharks trips on breakaways
>call a Penguin penalty
These refs are getting paid more money than Hillary Clinton.
>now there's a penalty
>it's against the pens
MAN THIS IS SUCH A GREAT GAME.
>>68115660
>>68115630
>>>68115595
>hongcouveites actually believe this
What the fuck is pavelski even doing
refpuck
>>68115650
I'm secretly canadien m80 their weather is a cakewalk
Who /Tracer/ here?
lel a small random trip gets a call but no other from either team that literally destroy plays aren't called
>calling that trip with all the shit that went uncallled
>>68115677
What is it with sharks and their teeth?
>>68115672
her friend is hotter
>>68115630
>Vancouver still this assblasted over their greatest choke performance yet
Maybe you should burn down the city again, that'll make things better
If the Shorks win, does this cancel out their 3-0 choke job against the Kings?
>>68115462
Nice, where have you been?
>refpuck to keep the shorks in the series and get more money for the NHL
>>68115681
>be-ruins actually believe they deserved that cup
>>68115711
it's hard to ignore a trip one of the most obvious penalties
>>68115732
now, that'll still be more significant than winning the cup for the first time
REFPUCK
>>68115681
not even a hongcouverite, it just stuck out to me when i watched those finals. they showed the canuck's depleted line up for game 7 and i thought that if it was that team starting in the first round there would be zero chance they made it to the finals.
>>68115650
I got sun burnt today its was like 19
>>68115707
I /tracer/
>>68115745
They won so yes they deserved it dumbass
>>68115203
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fuck Simmonds. Stay in filthadelphia. Never going to see him on any other teams wing ever.
>>68115689
thinking how to stand the urge for suicide with Thornton and Marleau after they fuck this series up
>>68115751
not today, cp spammer
>>68115751
MODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>68115760
That blatant trip of Crosby on the breakaway with a stick around the front of his skate was easily ignored
>>68115751
Just like a nigger
>>68115734
Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Skye, toured around the North, Scotland is fucking awesome
>>68115794
>legitimately thinking Simmonds isn't better than Rust, Hornqvist and Fehr
>>68115798
Remember important relationships in your life. Also feels pass.
>>68115823
watch it again
definitely not a trip
who ANYONE BUT PITTSBURGH here?
>>68115751
Literally a nig raping a child.
Why are you mad risk?
>>68115784
It's not a win if it's given to you.
>>68115868
we dont even think about you at all
>>68115868
nah, still would take pittsburgh over boston, philli
>>68115867
>stick around ankle
What is it then? A San Jose hello?
>>68115868
so in other words who /flyers/ here
Tfw Murray wins the Smythe
Why is this thread so slow tonight?
Always suspected /sp/ is full of normies
>>68115887
I'm sure Brad Marchand just looks at his Cup ring everyday thinking "this was given to me better just flush it down the toilet!"
>>68115907
his stick was in front of crosby
he was knocked over by the body
>>68115707
>>68115783
plebs
>>68115841
>being better
No. And def not better than anyone on the 1st or 2nd line.
>>68115958
Saturday night, nigga. Most poeple are working or getting turnt up.
>>68115868
That's elevating them beyond their actual importance m8, like they're not the manchester united of the league. If anything that's the Dead Wongs
>>68115958
It's boring
Goalies are the only ones doing anything
>>68115980
stop, you literally cannot win
for pissburgh the way of refpuck is religion
right now you're telling that man there is no god
>>68115958
most of us like to actually watch the game instead of just talk about it
>>68115960
He can't see the ring over his massive fucking nose.
It could be under his couch for all he knows.
>>68115958
It's not being broadcasted in the US nationally. So a lot of people aren't actually watching the game
>>68115568
here ya go famalam
>>68115990
He would be your #2 RW yuo dumbfuck behind Kessel
>>68115958
Everybody hates the pens and sharks have no fans
>>68115839
Nice. Im from the west coast(Rainiest place in europe for that other fag)
What a snoozefest this game is
>>68116030
So what? Most of the fags on this board here watch it via stream anyways.
>>68116043
>there's the perfect place and space for "OAKLAND SMUKS"
5/10 still a work in progress
>>68116091
>watching a stream and not listening to the radio or watching it on TV
shorks are getting swept. baka meme magic is real
>shorks all these turnovers
>penguins can't score
>everyone is low energy
What's going on?!
>>68116091
>majority of the posters here are poorfags
pissburg playing like piss
>>68116143
no shit.
>>68116141
san jose is a shitty place full of bad vibes and worse people.
>>68116043
Based anon
Have the seals smuk in their other colors
>>68116141
Poison senpai
>>68116143
>giving jewgers money
>>68116080
Tfw my homer memes are spreading
>>68116066
Yeah as I said I really want to go back, Scotland is max comfy and I want some more upscale haggis, it's delicious
does a dead pixel on my TV screen qualify it for replacement under my GeekSquad warranty?
>>68116141
The barbaric Trump protesters the other day sucked all the high energy out of the city
>>68116165
>making a smukfrog for a team that doesn't exist
linesmen are so fucking bought
>>68116141
California work mentality.
>>68116141
I don't know. San Jose looked like they had it in first period but now they're looking tired and only winning because the Pens aren't taking risks like they usually do.
>>68116141
>everyone is low energy
sounds like the team caterers aren't working hard enough
>>68116186
>>68116186
>being stupid enough to get a geeksquad warranty
>>68116175
>not having enough money where it doesnt matter who you give it to
anyone remember the craps vs pongs game where the pens would always fumble the puck and not actually complete passes
i think they lost that one
>>68116143
>Willingly giving your money to cable companies regardless of how much of it you have.
>>68116201
You know what doesn't exist anymore....
A Cuckadian team in the playoffs
>>68116256
>Can't afford a radio or a PC or mobile for I-heart radio
>>68116201
I only requested it from smuk anok because I'm an A's fan and would drop the shorks if they ever came back.
>implying
>not calling that trip
What the fuck
>>68116201
It did exist
It was more succesful than Blue Jackets and Coyotes
>>68116249
That was literally every game
I'm still surprised the pens won that series. But then again it was the >caps
>>68116249
pongs are guaranteed going to lose this game unless meme magic happens in the third
>>68116143
"I'd rather pay for cable than watch a high-quality stream at no additional cost"
>>68116303
>Year 2016 A.D.
>Using radio
Was that Lovejoy again?
BANG!
SSSSSCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRR
RUH-ROH
>>68116248
>>being stupid enough to get a geeksquad warranty
first time they gave me a free TV stand if I got the warranty, which paid off when one of the speakers stopped working so i upgraded my tv to a new one, talked them down to $50 for the warranty from $100, plus $20 off on the TV itself
honestly the salesmen are just told to sell the warranty whatever it takes, if you get them to go low enough it can be worth it
SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Why do these fucking Shorks ALWAYS get scored on in the last 2 minutes?
AYOOOOO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
Oh fuck yeah dude
>San jose fish
welp, good series, shorks
also fuck you Joe Thornton
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
ITS FUCKING OVER
THORNTON TAKES HIS CYANIDE CAPSULE
It's a pongs score at the end of the period episode
I hate reruns
Who /prefersthecompanyofmen/ here?
SSCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>all these random goals
well gg
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
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>>68116193
this is true. im glad these cucks are choking.
>>68116193
Anyone that is critical of The Lord Emperor Trump Daddy pays the price
Patton Oswalt Wife Ded
Bernie baby SIDS
Shork spics sweep in SCF
Getting Biblical up in here, another SCCCCAAAAARRRRRRR
WAY too shit the bed Shorks
Fucking Sharks man
rip in peace
go pens
there is 0% doubt in my mind that the pens are champs this year
Lovejoy knows he's a defenseman, right?
Defenseman is not supposed to be offenseman.
>still not a single lead this entire fucking series
Fuck this I'm tired, I'll fap and go to sleep
GIMMEFUEGAMAFIHRAGEMMEHDABUDIBIZIYA
its happening again
>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks>shorks
Hope you're proud of your refpuck shitsburgh
>>68116451
> Lovejoy knows he's
No
They're going to do it guys
They're
Going to get fucking
S W E P T
>>68116499
>>68116499
>ignore three San Jose trips
>San Jose trips themselves and go down another goal.
>>68116484
It's been a good run friend
this wouldn't be the first time I see the team I prefer get swept in the finals
>the vienna Capitals are the only team in EBEL history to get swept in the Final round.....TWICE
>mfw
IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS IT'S OK WARRIORS WILL SAVE US BRUHS
could you be anymore fucking useless, california?
you had one job
ONE JOB
it's the pongs for fucks sake, their defense is complete garbage. this isn't even a cup-calibur team.
dubs and sharks lose in ot
Penguins penalties the period coming up.
IT'S GOING TO BE 3 FUCKING NILL
3 FUCKING NILL
I HOPE NOBODY IS APPLAUDING THIS
WHO THE FUCK WANTS A 4 GAME FINAL
>tfw shorks get swept
>shorks intentionally setting up a reverse sweep opportunity
bold strategy
It's alright San Jose, you can use the brooms left by Pittsburgh and give them to Cleveland.
>>68116555
goddammit
>>68116555
God damnit.
>>68116552
>Fliers
>talking shit about any team that made it this far
The Stars would have beat you, bro.
>>68116555
>Trips
Rev Lovejoy is the savior.
We did it lads
>>68116555
witnessed
>>68116555
It begins
>>68116467
TURN ON I SEE REEEEED
>>68116555
O G R E
G
R
E
>>68116555
Jokes on you, trips means we win
And if I get dubs we win 5-2
>>68116552
Flyers would have crushed both these terrible teams
>>68116555
whitness
>>68116555
hehe
HAHA
>>68116555
Witnessed
you think hornqvist is getting tired about him picked last in the 2003 draft? that's all these people can ever talk about when it comes to him
4-0 sweep would be the ultimate meme justice for how Trump was treated by San Blow-se and its mayor
horny is one attractive european, goddamn
>>68116636
In before trips means they lose in regulation.
Fucking sweep confirmed
oh well, at least game 4 is on free tv
>>68116642
no, they wouldn't have. but pongs fans deserve nothing good in their lives.
>>68116622
Sit down
We need to have a talk about your filename
Umm I thought the Western Conference was supposed to be good?
You fucking retarded Western cunts. Looks like you have no fucking clue.
Why do all furpuck players look like dumb rednecks that dont know how to use a razor?
SHORKS YOU CAN DO IT TOO
>>68116376
I got one for my Razer mouse because the LMB always busts on me after a year. 2 years coverage for $5 guarantees this one will break as well before then.
Sorry guysm but the Pens are going to win the finals
There's no discussion, no interpretation, no anything.
Accept it now and just enjoy the action.
>>68116555
>all these faggots thinking trips = dubs
so close, yet so far, anon.
Can anyone explain to me why the sharks were called for icing when they beat the pens down the ice?
>reminder that is refpuck isn't your answer then you're wrong
Dubs = Thornton & Marleau retire at the end of this season
>>68116665
you gotta admit the first overall pick and last pick from the same draft playing on the same line in a SCF is a pretty fun narrative.
>>68116555
>Trips
Oh my god
>>68116721
Umm I thought Cuckadians were good at building hockey teams
>San Jose homosexuals assault Trump voters
>shorks get swept
>>68116555
Trips aren't dubs
lmao based hunter rejecting the ducks
>>68116721
also defense is supposed to win championships
pongs have none
what a fluke
>>68116757
>your face when it's a Sharks sweep in 7
>>68116734
Why do all apehoop players look like thugs that don't know how to pay child support?
>>68116789
Yes Jim Rutherford is Cucknadian
back to how shitty the Western Conference is
>>68116757
oh i'll enjoy the action alright - the action in my porn folder. turning this shit game off.
there is nothing even remotely enjoyable about watching the pongs have success.
>>68116760
trips mean they don't even make it to ot
trips are dubs, quads are trips, quints are quads etc.
>>68116815
I like how assblasted you've been this whole series.
>>68116815
remember when people cared what slovakia thought?
Neither do I
>>68116704
I'm listening friend.
>It was 1-1
>>68116863
>>68116853
he's right tho
>>68116655
>>68116622
>>68116599
can't leave these dubs unchecked lads
>>68116794
to be fair, those faggots dragged themselves down to the level of trumpfags. they're equally as bad as them. anyone who assaults anyone over irrelevant shit like politics is a faggot.
>>68116916
no, I'm pretty sure you could
>>68116890
>Can't even shop words you read
Jesus you syrupnigs are useless
>>68116815
Playing better D than the Sharks right now.
Sharks are looking low energy and unfocused.
>>68116815
have you seen the fucking goalie this game... Jose had like 20 brilliant shots that all fell flat
>>68116789
more than 2/3 of GMs are Canadian tho
>>68116832
Because youre racist.
>>68116863
Maybe when the Czechs name were ahead of theirs
>>68116815
Yeah that's why Devils are the 3rd most succesful team in the last 25 years
That's a really nice Shorkening happening right now.
>>68116768
Nobody, that's what I thought
post yfw the shorks lose
0Sat)20:04:41 No.68116734
Why do all furpuck players look like dumb rednecks that dont know how to use a razor?
...Anonymous
06/04/16(Sat)20:04:48 No.68116742
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SHORKS YOU CAN DO IT TOO
...Anonymous
06/04/16(Sat)20:04:54 No.68116748
>>68116376 #
I got one for my Razer mouse because the LMB always busts on me after a year. 2 years coverage for $5 guarantees this one will break as well before then.
...Anonymous
06/04/16(Sat)20:05:09 No.68116757
Sorry guysm but the Pens are going to win the finals
There's no discussion, no interpretation, no anything.
Accept it now and just enjoy the action.
...Anonymous
06/04/16(Sat)20:05:13 No.68116760
>>68116555 #
>all these faggots thinking trips = dubs
so close, yet so far, anon.
...Anonymous
06/04/16(Sat)20:05:24 No.68116768
Can anyone explain to me why the sharks were called for icing when they beat the pens down the ice?
>reminder that is refpuck isn't your answer then you're wrong
...Anonymous
06/04/16(Sat)20:05:25 No.68116769
Dubs = Thornton & Marleau retire at the end of this season
...Anonymous
06/04/16(Sat)20:05:29 No.68116773
>>68116665 #
you gotta admit the first overall pick and last pick from the same draft playing on the same line in a SCF is a pretty fun narrative.
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06/04/16(Sat)20:05:38 No.68116780
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>>68116555 #
>Trips
Oh my god
...Anonymous
06/04/16(Sat)20:05:45 No.68116789
>>68116721 #
Umm I thought Cuckadians were good at building hockey teams
...lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>San Jose homosexuals assault Trump voters
>shorks get swept
...Anonymous
06/04/16(Sat)20:06:16 No.68116806
>>68116555 #
Trips aren't dubs
...Anonymous
06/04/16(Sat)20:06:18 No.68116810
lmao based hunter rejecting the ducks
...Anonymous
06/04/16(Sat)20:06:25 No.68116815
>>68116721 #
also defense is supposed to win championships
pongs have none
what a fluke
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>sharks play their best period yet
>still losing
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68116924
>those faggots dragged themselves down to the level of trumpfags.
Someone's gotta show me some Trump voters going to Clinton or Sanders events and punching people
>>68114998
Huh, pretty long time.
>>68116863
>winning
>still assblasted and obsessed
you need help
Thornton confirmed hermit
>>68116934
wut?
i didn't just make that, i had it saved from a while ago
>>68116924
Can't wait for the Republican National convention
Holy sheiiit
It's gonna bring out every yahoo looking for a fight... and the heat of summer kek
Gonna be some fun times
has there ever been a franchise to choke as much as the sharks?
>>68116971
damn bro you won
how much puss you gonna pound tonight?
>>68116984
Good post.
>>68116924
>this
>>68117007
You'll never see any because its never happened
>>68117028
The San Diego Chargers/Padres
>>68116924
>dragged themselves down to the level of trumpfags
They would have had to climb a hell of a lot beforehand to manage that.
>>68116945
Yeah that's why they don't pay their child support
Pass the buck
>>68117042
Literally all of it
>>68116954
>Devils
>Not a defencive team in early 2000
Why do slovaks even talk?
>>68116933
the fuck outta here with your heresy. youre doing gods work out there checkum anon.
>>68117028
Stars were incredible chokers after 2000
>>68117028
please
>>68117007
How about the trumpfags who assaulted the protesters at their cult meeting?
>>68117015
>SOMEONE RESPONDED TO ME
>le obsessed
>>68117026
Again, Democrats are the violent ones. And their favorite guy isn't winning the nom. The DNC is a bloodbath this year
>>68117015
>winning
>laughing at Serbia and how your red-hot glowing anus is likely visible from low orbit
>shorks
>the city of Tbilisi
>>68117072
San Diego fan here, can confirm
So Friedman reporting that the players have been told if they don't approve the escalator the cap could go below 70 mil...
>>68117007
They're called Riot Police
did they really do a shot for shot remake of the classic febreze commercial?
Audi ft. David Bowie commercial should end with him speeding and closing his eyes as a tear rolls down his cheek
>>68117099
>how about the [insert vague part-reference to a maybe even here]
How about when you posted a specific occurrence?
>>68117099
When did trumpfags go to a Bernie rally?
>>68117161
SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED IT TOO
>>68117028
Haven't the Blues only missed the playoffs like 7-8 times in their 49 years?
>>68117161
either that or it's the same one
(it's the same one)
>>68117169
yeah into a brick wall
>>68117104
>being THIS assblasted
forgot to call me a cuck though, fix that next time
>>68117092
That's what I was implying dunce
>>68117099
Sure lad, that's definitely a prevalent occurrence :/
Meanwhile shitskin leftie chimps are suckerpunching middle aged women
>>68117109
No Trump is the one triggering everyone to come to his rallies and be violent, both sides.
Republican national convention is the money ticket this year, trust me it'll bring out all the freaks and protesters
inb4!
n
b
4
Will Joe retire after this shitshow? He's a do nothing in his entire career, so why does he even have one?
>>68117099
>barge into a private party and start shit
>get ass kicked
>hang around outside someone else's private party and assault people as they leave
>well they started it
dat delusion
>>68117188
Why are you fags so obsessed with Bernie? he's an old fuck who would probably die in office. He isn't worth protesting.
>>68117232
>g-g-guys can someone beat the penguins please?
>h-h-hah you're assblasted your team I'd winning!!!
WEW KEKS
>>68117260
>It's Trump's fault the people who don't agree with him are violent
wew lad
>Apple flavoured cider
WTF else would cider taste like?
>>68117260
Yeah all the freak lefties looking to throw rocks and bottles at 60 year old couples
80 minutes until the Sharks get swept
GET HYPE
>>68117316
Semen
No homo
>>68117260
>no MY opinion is right
I don't see anyone on the right violently protesting and burning shit, stoning people, etc. Just the left. You're fucking dumb. Also, Trump isn't inciting shit
>>68117316
Yeah that's retarded.
>>68117316
piss, usually
I can't wait for Trump supporters to actually start defending themselves against rabid leftists. I doubt they'll be throwing eggs.
>>68117260
What the fuck are you talking about? Have you actually been watching what's happening as a matter of fact, or are you just spewing brainless shit all over existence like some sort of retarded parrot?
>>68117260
>assault people whose politics you disagree with
>it's their fault for disagreeing with me!
>they went to see a political candidate I really don't like!
>the other guy is the fascist!
Holy fuck
>>68117098
The Caps have been in the league longer than the sharks though. Run the numbers and Sharks might be the biggest chockers.
>>68117200
it is not the same one
>>68117316
Probably have to say that because it uses artificial flavor and contains no actual apples
>>68117297
Because even lefties don't like Hillary.
>>68117311
I take it back, you're not off your meds, you need all the meds
>>68117349
>Also, Trump isn't inciting shit
It's statements like this that prove just how ignorant trumpfags really are. You people just don't belong in a civilized society.
>>68117312
I didn't s as y it's Trumps fault you seal fucker
You mafuckers are dense
You so one sided you can't admit there's violence at the rallies
Convention is gonna bring out all the cuxks and spics crying about Hiltrump
>>68117297
You're the one who brought him and his cult up don't blame me
>>68117316
xD yer mum
>>68117316
Audiences respond better to the flavour even if it's obvious.
Like how people will use the word "fresh" to describe something, like anyone is going to mean it's not fresh just because they're not saying it
>>68117385
Hillary's pretty right leaning for a Democrat.
Also she took money from the same old same olds so nothing's going to change anyway.
At least Bernie pretended like he was going to change things.
Same way Trump is pretending.
>>68117397
0/10
>>68117385
wimmin like Hillary because GIRL POWER SLOGANS
>shorks
i know we're all excited for the shorks to be swept, but lets not forget that its also the end of the season
so lets enjoy the remaining game and a period
>>68117392
I can't take any meds seeing as how you'll be OD'ing off them when the penguins win another cup
>>68117311
Not to mention he's pretending that all Americans responding to him are the same guy, as if there's only 1 American and any more than 1 Slovak with internet
>>68117297
Bernie hasn't done shit in the Senate for 40 years
Why would he start now?
What ever happened to "deepak" Sean?
>>68117365
sure, depends how exactly you define a choke too
the craps specialize at blowing 3-1 leads
>>68117408
When you go into someone's private gathering, where there are thousands of people there to listen to someone speak, and you charge the stage and attempt to shut the fucking thing down - well, I'd say those people would be wrong NOT to fucking assault you for being such a fucking piece of human trash
Condoning that kind of authoritarian, censoring, violent behavior is unethical
>rags
>>68117441
America went to shit when they allowed women to vote
>>68117397
People who don't allow political opinions who differ from theirs and burn the flag of the country they're in contact belong in civilization. The only ones who are doing this, again, are the fucking left. I know it's bait, but I don't fucking care
>>68117292
Gets traded middle of next season to Bruins, wins Cup and retires Peyton Manning-style
>>68117446
This.
Although
>shorks
>>68117385
I'm 100% voting for her just to piss off trumpfags. I'm all for keeping the government corrupt tbqh familia.
>>68117316
http://www.okanagancider.ca/Home/Products
>>68117429
>nothings going to change
I don't think you realize truly how important the donning of the next supreme court justice is.
They could push some Democrat shill and straight up change America like crazy.
Hate speech laws, "you're not a militia, no guns"
>>68117482
idk and idc
>>68117469
contrary to what pierre is telling you, the world doesn't revolve around shitsburgh
>>68117511
When did Canada go to shit?
>>68117397
>providing the public a political option you don't agree with is inciting violence
And people still don't believe the left are the new fascists
>>68117482
he commited suicide
>tfw you can still find his permabans on public wifis in downtown toronto
Why did they die friends?
>CBC showing all these sleeping shorks """""""""""""fans"""""""""""""
LEL AT LEAST THEY SHOWED UP
who sleepy here?
go to /pol/ if you want to shitpost about politics boys
sharks are being swept in 3 rite now so how about you fuck off and watch the game
>california fans literally asleep in the arena
KEK
Has this been the worst series yet?
>all these sleeping fucks
fucking embarrassing
>paying 10 grand to take a fuckin nap
>>68117570
same time
Canada is part of America
Someone shop smuk frok onto the little babies face
>>68117446
You get to enjoy nothing leaf
When the finals are so not interesting Shorks fans sleep at game
>tfw Crosby would still be 1 cup behind Kane and Toews.
>>68117563
I sorta miss him tbqh
>>68117595
>>tfw you can still find his permabans on public wifis in downtown toronto
Lmao
>>68117570
1 July 1867
>Shork fans unironically bought $10,000 tickets to watch >their team get swept in the Finals.
WEW
>>68117565
Really? Because you sure are obsessed with the penguins
>>68117548
Cool bro, enjoy the Yous for your post, they'll make you feel good
>>68117584
It's not an "opinion", it's objectively wrong statements.
>everyone in san jose is asleep
As usual, great fanbase.
>>68117570
Confederation.
lmao
double minor time
>>68117570
>Commonwealth followers of a monarchy
eternal shit
LOL JOE
STICK DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM
NEVER EVER CHANGE
>>68117491
Mexicans and cucks will protest so we can watch the riot police bust their heads.
Trump isn't 'inciting' but they aren't thrre to protest the air, they're there to yell shit and beat up trump supporters
Oh...they are going to call that to try and tie the game? How convenient.
>>68117392
>"clearly only one person is annoyed by my shit-tier posts"
lmfao at this refpuck
>>68117605
Yes its 3:30am
Ooooo double minor
>>68117626
>>68117614
>>68117616
Anyone have a screen capture?
POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER
>>68117672
>4 minutes
if the Shorks don't score here they are literal shit
>>68117652
you mean sleep through
Referee puck
>divin joe out for a swim
>>68117653
lmao going by that logic pongsburghers are obsessed with slovakia
>doesn't wear any kind of shield
>gets hit in the face with a lazy loose stick
>DOUBLE MINOR
you might as well just say he was asking for it because of what he was wearing.
Refpuck of the highest order.
Why is everyone saying swept in 3... I thought it was 4 out of 7
REFPUCK
E
F
P
U
C
K
>>68117603
Fuck off we don't need you here
>>68117672
Besides the sleeping
>ugly middle aged jew with a rolex scores an asian wife
California.
>>68117698
>stick didn't touch him
i suppose the blood just memed its way out of his face
>that gay shark hand motion the fans do
>>68117595
>>tfw you can still find his permabans on public wifis in downtown toronto
FUCKING LEL
>deepak wandering around downtown Toronto with his ancient iPhone, finding free wifi so he can get BTFO more
>>68117659
You are such a scary individual it's making me fear for the future.
Also I wrote "option" not "opinion" you illiterate troglodyte.
>>68117672
Traffic makes you tired
>sharks are losing
>better rev up the refpuck
That is one of the weakest double minors I have ever seen
>>68117711
>xyx dubs
Nice
>>68117742
lurk more
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>>68117605
I've been up since 0500 today.
I hate my job.
>>68117773
Refpuck can be a great thing
>>68117772
It's fucking Saturday
>>68117742
Nice counter-troll.
>>68117768
Just proves how easily scared trumpfags really are. fucking pussies.
>>68117801
quit
Come on guys they had no shots in the 3rd the ref had to help
>>68117739
It's simply called...
>refpuck
Hey guys, the (((Shorks))) can't lose at home, better refpuck it up.
Hörnqvist and Kessel looks like each other with their playoff beards on
if you stick the tip of whiskey dick in a girl, does it count as sex?
>>68117773
>refpuck is happening
>Sharks ain't capitalizing
if the shorks can't score on this PP it is pretty much confirmed they won't win the cup, everything that happens after will merely be a formality
Uncle Gary must have called in the 4 minute fix after he saw all those Shark fans sleeping
>>68117777
witnessed
>>68117660
WHY THE FUCK ARE TICKETS STILL SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE IF NO ONES FUCKING THERE
>>68117777
holy shit those digits
>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao
>>68117869
Sure
>>68117839
I'm not a baby mama so I can't just quit and get free lunch.
>>68117897
HE DOES IT AGAIN.
>>68117897
kek. i call them powergays
which is worse, refpuck or nba refball?
>>68117897
drunk enough to lol at this
This game is just depressing to watch.
>>68117721
thanks cali
>>68117933
What the fuck is nba
>>68117897
>>68117926
>poopergay
>>68117933
Refball
>>68117887
everyoen thought they were buying Golden State tickets
>>68117933
Refball for sure. The 2002 Sacramento series was proven to be rigged
>>68117837
You're so close-minded you'll immediately shut down anything that challenged your world-view as "obviously", "objectively" "wrong". And your cognitive dissonance makes you able to rationalize any of your violent reaction as the fault of the recipient.
That creates justifiable concern, boy.
>not liking Sean
He constantly owned all the tripcunts here
>tfw your sweet repeating digits confirm that the shorks won't score on this power play and the pens will score soon after it's over
>>68117961
What a low energy city.
Joe is fucking JUST at this point, probably killing himself this offseason
REFS TRYNA EXTEND THE SERIES
SHARKS WONT LET THEM LMAO
>>68117869
Tell your mom I said Hi
SINCE WHEN DO REFS PULL STICKS OuT OF THE WAY????????????????????
Am I watching bantam hockey here?
Look at that
fugggggg
>score
Took long enough
Ward is good.
>>68118011
Lad
>>68118011
Jinxed it la
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SCAR
WARD
A
R
D
>>68118011
Min venn.
MEMES
ONCE AGAIN /SP/ IS WRONG!!!! SHORKS SCORE!!!
HOLY SHIT THE SHORKS MANAGED TO TIE THE GAME AND ALL IT TOOK WAS 4 STRAIGHT MINUTES OF THE MAN ADVANTAGE
SCAR OH WHAT A SCAR
Dat Slapshot tho.
>Murray getting beaten glove high A G A I N.
O I am laffin.
WHAT A FUCKING GOALER
Was thinking about going to sleep as well
>pongs
YEEEEESSSSS
nice save murray
MOTHER FUCKING BLACK GUY DOES IT AGAIN
>>68117997
Until he got BTFO by chubs and just left for /NFL/
NIGGER
FUCK THE REFS
unbe-fucking-lievable
Fucking niggers
>>68117773
Yesh
Yesh
More game time shekels please
W A R D
A
R
D
SCARRRR
SCAAARRRR
>>68117897
KEK BTFO
man it looked bleak and then out of nowwhere
Is Letang the dumbest player in the league?
>all signs point to yes
SPURSSSS BALL
>>68118138
DER SWEDE
HE STARTS WAR
HE FUELS WAR
>>68118116
There's no sleep now lad
my first time watching refpuck. was that a weakass penalty causing a 4-minute power play or what?
>Sharks scoring immediately as the penalty ends
efficient as fuck
Kessel for the OT winner. Calling it.
Gj murray
prototypical career AHLer goalie
the fact the pongs are even in the final is a testament to the """quality""" of teams they faced
fuck these cocksucking cunt refs that was a complete bullshit call
fucking slashes and dirty shit isn't called because "let the boys play" but NO can't let the sharts get swept
>mario lemieux saying "calisse!"
this shit lit
>>68117961
Letting Mexicans take All your jobs is exhausting
if trips sharks will win cup
>>68118167
for all his talent he is a seriously stupid player. so frustrating to watch
>>68118167
>dumbest player in nhl
Now THAT'S a competition
>>68118208
Explains why they're leading the shitty ass power play babies in this series eh?
>>68118223
Pongs in 7 confirmed
>>68118195
high stick that drew blood, pensfans just shitposting
>>68118223
Lel
>>68118195
if there's blood
it ain't no crud
THAT FUCKING CROWD HOLY SHIT
>>68118223
if quads it's pens
>>68118204
>81 palindrome
numbers confirm it
what constituted a double minor there anyway?
marian hossa literally took out berards eye and didnt even get 2
>>68118195
double minor, Thornton got smacked in the face with a high-stick I think
>these cruel fucker in San Jose jerseys giving poor shorks fans hope
O! This sick sad world we Iive in ;_;
>>68118252
I've seen pimples that looked worse.
>>68118223
so close yet so far away fammers
>>68118252
Drawing blood is a pretty shitty standard
Can't you just bite your own tongue and spit?
>>68118223
you even shork on getting trips
>>68118243
the refpuck babies are the ones leading in this series right now
>it has been 18 years since a team got swept in 4 games
Come on Shorks at least don't completely embarrass themselves if you gonna lose
>>68118276
I saw a drop of blood
>>68118272
>nobody wins
Muslim bombing killing both teams confirmed
>>68118223
>Australilel
>>68116555
O shiet he's right
>>68117744
"we"
>Reminder that this wasn't good enough for national TV
81 and bill scores ot winner
>>68118270
>mexicans
Straight Outta Mexico
>>68118304
Yeah bro he bit his eyebrow when he whipped his head back.
>>68118304
or in thorntons case he can just wipe some of his period blood on his face
>>68118338
"wuz"
>>68118270
You mean the crowd that was literally asleep before the goal?
high glove nope
high glove nope
high glove nope
high glove nope
5 hole BINGO
>>68118331
not sure if genuinely retarded or just american, or bait
>>68118343
Atleast get close, faggot.
>>68118311
The sharks have more power plays than the pens all season, have more power plays in this game, have scored on their power plays while the pens haven't
The sharks have 3 even man goals this series. Keep being a cuck
>>68118313
Devils over Stars?
>>68118223
Aussie shitposting has the power to turn back time
SANDSTORM
who /bill/ here?
>>68118311
No m8 they're down 2-0
>>68118325
>Pens win cup due to more wins
>Bill posthumously awarded Conn Smyth
polak sucks
Chris "But I Don't Wanna Play D" Letang
>>68118365
Here's your "you"
new thread
>>68118414
>>68118414
>>68118414
>>68118223
>shorks fan
>chokes just short of the get
embarrassing to be honest famiglia
tfw lifelong shorks fan and freedom loving ron paul supporting patriot and i dont mind if the sharks lose cause of those pocho/norteno nigger protestors. Fucking bernouts
>>68118403
THEY'RE GOING FULL ON MEMES
>>68118388
>pissburgh """"reading""""" comprehension
literally doesn't address what I'm talking about
keep being an inbred retard
>Average Sharks fan
>>68118394
Wongs vs Craps
>>68118385
Thats rude. I tried my best
>>68118489
>Slovak
>Calling people inbred
Dunno how you can even say its refpuck when San Jose gets the most penelties.
Do you even know what refpuck is?
>>68118311
>Shorks holding and hooking pens all series
>Notorious divers but actually get calls this series
>DeBoers coaching consists of crying about the refs to the media
Tell me more about the pens refpuck though
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