OFFICIAL Stanley Cup Final Thread 3 - Penguins @ Sharks
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: OFFICIAL Stanley Cup Final Thread 3 - Penguins @ Sharks
2-2 in the 3rd period, Pens lead series 2-0
GET IN HERE
1st
>tfw Kippers will never femdom you
>rags
First for BILL
>>68118414
First for devils cup 2017
first for dindu hat trick
>Shorks
PUL
>shorks
pens 2
refpuck 2
>>68118414
sharks being cute little sisters is too mcuh
Trips and Pens win
First for Da Land
who let the tripfag make a thread
>shorks
>capable of scoring goals just as long as they get 4 minutes with at least 1 man advantage
Bill posters are your friend
Linda Cohn
@lindacohn
NBC is showing reruns of Dateline NBC and a comedy show. Tonight's game is on NBCSN. Hard to sell the game that way.
>this is how much hockey is appreciated by Amerilards
If trips sharks will win game 7 OT
>refs trying to extend the series so they get at least one more game on NBC
LMAAAAOOOOOO
>>68118414
>tfw my dubs cause the snorks to lose it in overtime
>>68118541
2bh I'd rather watch Dateline then this boring mess of a game.
>shork fans
>>68118493
very cute
hard to find this kind of woman in san jose
>>68118552
cmon m9 we need the meme magic now more than ever
>>68118552
>being rejected by meme magic
good try, kiwi fag.
>>68118541
Take a seat over there
>tfw 4 minute penalties in playoff hockey
>>68118573
I hate how both teams are playing.
>>68118573
>watching dateline AND this game
wew
>>68118573
Then do it and stop posting here
>>68118573
Wheres the Dateline gamethread I might switch over if there's one.
>>68118552
Bad luck Daniel
>>68118541
We like our dateline, muhfucka
go pens
o
p
e
n
s
Dubs confirm Sheary for game winner
cant spell sjw without sj
IN THE CITY
>>68118606
Magic all up in this bitch
Even = shorks
Odds = pongs
Who will win this extremely exciting and profitable game 3?
tfw lifelong shorks fan and freedom loving ron paul supporting patriot and i dont mind if the sharks lose cause of those pocho/norteno nigger protestors. Fucking bernouts
>>68118681
>>68118688
Does it count?
>>68118698
OF EL GAY
>>68118698
WHEN THE LIGHTS
GO DOWN
>>68118681
>81
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Crosby will score next winning gol
Pens in OT
>>68118548
>saving my >rags image
Just watching hockey as a normal fag casual watcher
Why do the players in teal seem to always skate into each other? Is it a strategy?
DUBS AND BILL GWG GOAL IN OT OR BEFORE OT
>>68118742
>Crysby
>scoring
>>68118713
Do yourselves a favor and take the remaining water you have left and drown everyone
>>68118721
It was a duo effort. I'll take it
REMINDER
>>68116555
>sharks lose in ot
this is unbreakable meme magic.
if dubles sharks will win something, anything
>team so pathetic their own coach has to tell them to stop whinning
when will he address the fanbase?
>>68118690
last time I checked, "sjw" is not a word
>canilliterateda
This series is proving yet again that fast PMDs >>> big bruising "shutdown" defenders in the modern NHL, even when the PMDs are relative no-names. It's amazing that Polak actually went for 2 second round picks, around a time when the Sharks are probably going to be shit too kek
NERVOUS
Dubs and Kessel posting is sent back to reddi.t where it came from
if I get a certain pattern of numbers something of some sort will happen I guess
if not I'll just try again who cares
>>68118793
trips aren't dubs you dumb faggot
>>68118793
Trips are not dubs. I'd bet you're black
>Cindy Crosbitch
>>68118796
When you stop being a cuck.
So never
>>68118796
I hope your dad died in the civii war, serb.
>>68118493
>>68118588
Mostly wont be found in SJ.
Glorious gingers.
>no call on high stick
>bonino takes a highstick to the face
>no penalty
>linesman looking right at him
holy fucking shit i don't think i've ever seen a game have so much shitty refpuck. gg go next sharks.
>>68118837
WITNESS
if trips sharks win
>>68118793
he said dubs. realistically he had trips. yes, he had dubs, but do we refer to trips as dubs... no. They were trips. Are trips also dubs? I don't think so.
I think trips mean that only part of his statement was true. Either we go to OT and sharks win, or pens win before OT.
>Slovakia
>>68118796
what does he yell?
Nice non-call on Bonino being high sticked
It's obvious who Bettman wants to win this game
>>68118837
can I try too?
Mexico Will Win This. +1 For The Broomsticks
Quads and Bill scores winner
>>68118837
Try these on for size
Dubs and I've seen enough of this meme game and go to bed.
>>68118799
last time I checked, "canilliterateda" is not a word
>no child left behind
BURNS WILL HAVE GW GOAL
Dubs and Sharks win 4-2
>all these failed dubs and trips gets
REFS NEED TO EXTEND THE SERIES SO THEY CAN GET ANOTHER GAME ON NBC
>>68118890
Is Bettman a jew?
>>68118885
to stop whinning (about calls) allegedly
dubs and Crosby gets Bertuzzi'd
>>68118911
Nigel go back to soccer please.
Come on Bones. Fuck these refs go find a game winner
>>68118919
Look mom!
>>68118709
Confirmed pongs victory
Dubs and pongs scorewithin the last 2 mins
>>68118911
I'VE ONLY GONE AND FUCKING DONE IT LADS
PUT ME IN, I'M THE BEST SHARK
dubs and whatever is in my head about this game that I desire is gonna fucking happen yo
dubs and we never dubs get again
if odds, Pens take it. Otherwise Sharks.
Game winning goal will come on the powerplay. This game is asking for it
>>68118937
i could put that together you fucking useless piece of shit
i mean what are the exact words
>>68118874
3 does not equal 2
this is literally the worst finals i have ever seen
>>68118931
Yes, (((Bettman))) is a Jew
dubs Thornton does something
Dubs and we all get gfs
>>68118942
Git fucked pong
Dubs confirm
Last 2 digits are the seconda until Bill scores
>>68118911
>wasting dubs on delusional impossibilities
>>68118911
The game, or the series?
>>68118946
Are you seriously implying there isn't huge refpuck for the sharks this game? Kek
THORTON IS A FAGGOT
>>68118911
delete this
Singles and Pongs win
Dubs and Shear Me Sheary scores to win it
>bonino like more effective than Crosby line
>>68119007
thank you for the summary of his post, very concise
>>68118748
It was good
>>68119010
2006 was pretty low energy but this sucks too
>>68119050
>050
those are nubs. confirmed shorks win
>>68119064
>what is depth
Is Burns the biggest meme player in the league?
Trips and Jones shits himself and lets in 10
>>68119064
BILL
>>68119004
he said to stop fucking whinning
are you fucking retarded
ames Mirtle @mirtle
Sharks at close to 60% possession when their third D pair isn't out there. Just keep rolling short bench.
>>68119094
>what is hockey
>>68119108
talk about a pooperplay lol
dubs and a muslim blows up in overtime and everyone dies.
Burns taking more questionable shots than a freshman girl
>>68119124
>what are niggers
>>68119124
>what is love
If the sharks were the ducks, they would be up 2-0.
Post yfw you remember you aren't from Slovakia.
GETTING SWEATY
dubs and i poop my pants
>>68119071
my meme team won in 2006 so it doesnt bother me. also there was at least SOME competition. this is just pathetic to watch
>tfw my team has a cup and the shorks dont
>>68119164
Only in Toronto
>>68119204
If the sharks were the ducks theyd go up 3-0 then lose.
So i guess youre not wrong
>>68119244
ayy lmao
>>68119244
GET TO SHITTIN KID
>>68119036
Both
>Letang blatantly yelling "FUCK!"
Pongs will score with 3.2 sec left
>>68119244
Post pics
>>68119244
Pics pls
>>68119244
Witnessed
>>68119189
>it is a razor
This is it. Meme magic.
Dubs and Pongs win.
Trips and Rust scores
Quads and Murray scores
>poosburgh pooguins
Burns is such a faggot, slew foot then a cross check
>>68119214
>still being this assblasted about the slovaks two threads later
Puck will be farted into the net
>>68119244
post pics of ur pooperplay lmao
BIG TIME BODY DEFENSE
>>68119244
good post
>Penguins routinely have 50% more shots on goal than their opponent but struggle to kill games
They need better strikers desu. What strikers should they sign in the post season?
>>68119259
>Edmonton
>Ever competition
Kek
>>68119290
>>68119291
HIVE
I
V
E
MIND
I
N
D
>huge trip on haggy
>no call
I GUESS WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO GET ONE TONIGHT. WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
>>68119169
Ask Joel Ward
>swinging on the goalie after you didn't lose
But why, Shorks?
post yfw the shorksfriends who don't commit suicide say it wasn't really a sweep because two games went to OT
>>68119114
>stop fucking whinning
please try and put those ENGLISH words to the movements of his mouth, realize you have failed at this, like everything else in your pathetic slovakian life, and try again
>>68119302
>Murray scores
kek
QUICK POST YOUR BUCCI OVERTIME CHALLENGE PICKS
>>68119285
Should be suspended for 1 game for insulting the lost tribe of fucks
KICK HIS ASS CROSBY
>Jones literally winless in OT
ITS OVER
>>68119275
>sharks actually blown a 3-0 lead
You're mistaking the ducks for the sharks
Dubs and Pens score inside 1 minute
>>68119308
what a fucking jew
>>68119244
now THIS is a pooperplay
>Crosby tries to be tough but hangs back enough so nothing happens to his face and gives the refs plenty of time to intervene
Jones has been really aggressive this series
>>68119244
DO IT
>Thornton
Why? He had another second or two, he could have hustled a clapper from the blue line
>>68119287
Crosby dubs confirm
>>68119352
bettman needs that game 7 revenue
>6 am
i want off this ride
>>68119390
>crosby
>kicking anyone's ass
'lol'
Try this again
Dubs and Pongs win
Trips and Bill scores
Quads and Murray scores
>>68119400
>>68119400
Stop posting dubs and trips calls you fucking faggots/
>>68119435
this desu senpai
>>68119214
>tfw stanley cup is so onesided and uninteresting these threads devolve into get threads
>>68119035
Shut the fuck up cunt
Where's your fucking dubs?
>>68119400
WITNESSED
>>68119430
you knew what you were getting into. the memes grab you and they don't let go.
>>68119461
this
Anyone else like the smell of their ball sweat? A sharks fan is asking.
>>68119345
i will be genuinely surprised if the shorks push it to game 7 like the coilers did
>>68119461
>Shorks fag detected
>OT
TIME FOR BONINO
>>68119400
IT STARTS
>>68119378
ok you ARE retarded
I'm not gonna spoonfeed autists so kill yourself
>tfw slovakian jew
at least nobody will read this
>>68119482
Because there's no shark fans, and everyone hates Pittsburgh, but deep down everyone knows these Shorks won't be able to win
>>68119449
Why isEVERYONE here afraid of jews?
I haven't met one over 5 feet tall
>crosby salty vlasic has been locking him down all the way back to the q
GAME WINNER CALLS LADS
PONGS - BONINO
SHORKS - PAVELSKI
>>68119518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wH_FjPnQVU
>>68119482
>tfw stanley cup is so onesided and uninteresting the refs have to stack the deck so one team can look like theyre standing a chance
meme magic
meme magic
meme magic
>letang hasn't been sent to comma yet
if you have to choke at least do something ffs
>>68119400
trips for triple OT
Pongs - Sindy
Shorks - Cryin Joe
>>68119518
>the size of that woman's nose
What do you think the size of her boogers are?
>>68119506
Love it. Especially after working out and it is kinda like grease.
HEY POOPERPANTS
ARE YOU DONE YET
WHERE PICS
>>68119461
You didn't get dubs though
But...
I did
>>68119506
Smells like salt and vinegar chips desu. Bruins fan reporting
>>68119308
Yeah sorry about that, there are a lot of Eastern Europeans in Hazelwood and we haven't taught them how to apply for jobs yet
>>68119570
pongs - malkin
shorks - marleau
>Kessel in OT
>>68119575
This. Obvious refpuck for the power play babby sharks in this game
Donskoi for gwg
>>68119570
Pongs - Kessel
SHorks - Satan
Don is so pissed at the floor management lol
WHO /TAMPA/ HERE???
who /Jagr/ here?
>>68119340
I hear Zlatan is up for grabs
>>68119619
Don't know but she must love digging for gold
>>68119660
there's a bold and unexpected prediction from binland
>>68119640
I like to think his name is spelled Merlot.
>>68119562
They don't need physical attributes when they have Jewmagic.
ref "accidentally kicks puck in for Shorks win
>>68119116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIlNIVXpIns
3rd times a charm
Dubs pongs win in OT
Trips Bill scores
Quads Murray scores
5 and Brent Burns dies on the ice
>>68119671
PUBLIX BROS UNITE!
>>68119570
Pongs - Kessel
Shorks - Donskoi
>>68119570
Shorks: Couture
Pongs: Haglin
>>68119570
These digits
so is the western conference a joke or just the shorks?
Last digit confirms number of OT periods
I hope Crosby scores so bad so Shorks fan can cry more cheating and announcers can agree.
>>68119570
Pongs - BONINO
Shorks - LOL
>>68119753
fuck
>>68119683
Zlatan went to Manchester United
>>68119570
Pongs: Bonino
Shorks: Burns
>>68119461
singles and this guy lives a happy, productive life
>>68119753
p. cool
>>68119506
oh yea. it's a very unique, salty smell
>>68119673
absolute m a d m a n
>>68119673
>tfw you will never be raising Jagrs offspring after a night of hard cucking to glorious mullet millions
>>68119570
Pongs - O'Halloran
sharks - Donskoi
>>68119737
>Jeff Zatkoff scores
Kek
trimps and billy boi rots his car door
>>68119570
PONGS - BILL
SHORKS -
>
>>68119801
Are you the CP poster?
>>68119786
c-can i have one too
>>68119768
Crosby scores because of who he is
>>68119705
thanks friend. Also
>Laine goes 1st, Pulju is best player from the draft
>>68119570
SHORKS - MARLAEU
PONGS - REFS
>>68119570
Pens - Shery
>Shorks
4 times??
Dubs Bonigger scores in OT
Trips Murray
Quads for an empty net own goal
5 for suicide bomber makes it 72-2
>>68119738
>the west is so much better than the east!
>if the Blues were east they'd be in the finals!
>xD
Friendly reminder there are only two good teams in the west
@JoshDubowAP
No team has ever lost 5 OT games in a single postseason. Sharks are 0-4 so far
Dubs and we all get qt 3.14 girlfriends who love hockey
>>68119881
Forever.
Alone.
>>68119570
San Jose: Pavelski
Philadelphia: Kessel
>>68119881
so close
>>68119872
Best west team got jewed out for having a sucessful but small market.
>>68119845
i think everyone is expecting that, the memes are too powerful to ignore
>>68119845
>not picking Matthews
ALL-AMERICAN AUSTON MATTHEWS NNNYEEEEEEESSSSS
>>68119673
>46 year old man
>bangs 18 year old
>gives no shit when she tries to extort money from him
HOW DOES HE DO IT?!
>>68119884
shut up canada i didnt ask you
>>68119881
My last girlfriend liked hockey but only when the Habishits are good
Digits say embarrassing polak goal
>>68119881
>>68119911
Oh, fuck
>>68119738
Only thing more pathetic than the Western conference is the Canadian teams in the Western conference
>>68119911
>double 9/11
jet memes can't melt my steel heart
Quads and Pens win
Can't wait to yell BILL BILL BILL and confuse the fuck out of my roommates.
>>68119941
we can try
>>68119960
but muh Flames
>>68119940
With his penor
>>68119930
but the kings and b.hawks have a huge market
Shorks get
holy shit pongs fans are annoying niggers. not even a shorks fan but Pennsylvania should be nuked imo
>>68119782
Pongs = Malkin
Shorks = Sleepy fan
>>68119881
Tfw i already have a wife who loved hockey before i even met her
How does this nerd become a goalie?
>>68119911
d-dubs confirm anon. d-dubs confirm
any integer and sharks win
Shorks can set a playoff record if they lose another game in OT???
I'M SO CONFLICTED
is this a numerals thread?
LET US WIN PENS
E
T
U
S
W
I
N
>>68119940
Diet Coke
>>68120019
Not the 1st time something stiff and black has been in his face.
>>68120009
Zubes goal confirmed
>>68120008
Talking about ducks m8.
>>68120051
ROLLING FOR ELIZABETH
>>68119955
I'm teaching myself Russian.
Здpaвcтвyйтe, я Zack
>>68119952
>habs
Did you fuck her? If so, you have herpes
>>68120012
Florida first. That state is garbage.
>>68120051
no
fuck off
drunk as fuck and just now tuning in. how goes it my fellow hockey fans?
>>68119911
triple dubs. damn desu.
no matter what happens thorton must gay marry pavelski
>>68120028
His dad works for EA sports so he got all the boostpacks
>>68119940
Mentos
The Freshmakee
>>68120051
they see me rollin, they hatin...
>>68120088
Sup Blob boy
memes
>>68120051
>aspecia
>#2 removed tattoo on abdomen
what?
>>68119952
So never
>>68120084
Preparing yourself for a greencard hungry Olga?
>>68120028
He played real life hockey, unlike most people in this thread
Dubs say Pongs win in under 2 min, sleeping Shorks fans don't notice
>you have to watch the penis hoist another cup
why did it have to be the shorks?
SCARY
>shorks
>shorks
Marleau
>pongs
Crosby
Lotta crazy flags in here
>>68120028
He looks like my TA for biology lab
dubs and this game goes to 6OT
>>68120159
No, it's just a beautiful language and I'd like to teach myself it. After I sufficiently know Russian I'm moving on to German. Though a Russian wife would be cool
>>68120159
>great 8
way to choke it up, thornton
>>68120198
so close to so much bonus hockey
Fuck I still can't sleep
>>68120153
Only explanation I can think of for #2 is if she was on probation or some other kind of monitoring and she didn't report the removal of an identifying feature. When you get booked they ask you about them.
holy crap the sharks actually almost did it and won this game
Sharks lose by my last digit.
>>68120051
Cmon incest girl
>>68120051
>FAIL ID-FALSE INFO-FUG
>>68120051
C'mon I need some sweet sweet pap
Also shorks win with gifted joo PP magic
>>68120198
Off by 1
Last digit determines how many ots we will need
>>68120191
>Hertl
>Kunitz
>>68120223
Fuck off slavic scum
>>68120198
THANK
FUCKING
CHRIST
>>68120153
Her tattoo was probably in the criminal tattoo database from a previous arrest so they made a note that it had been removed by this time.
I'll count this as a roll while I'm at it.
>>68120198
98.......
>>68120231
Based
Guess the Refs aren't going to go pick THAT stick up.
>>68120051
http://www.elitereaders.com/vietnams-bikini-airlines-set-create-countrys-first-female-billionaire/
I guess
>>68120051
let's do this
>>68120247
>burers are still mad
surely
surely they can't fuck up every game
>>68120224
that makes more sense than what i though, that she removed someone else's tattoo without their permission. like a rival gang marking and she was like "oh we'll fucking see about that"
who /sweating at 8pm/ here
>>68120269
>muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck >muh refuck
>>68120051
>not bringing your own
>>68120223
Did you try counting deficits?
last number of my post determines how many of you are retarded
0 through 9 = all of you
>>68120313
>sweating in below freezing weather
>>68120313
>being too poor to have a/c
>>68120255
Hahahhahah nooooooo not the ayy lmao nigglet
>>68120313
Dude, its not that hot here.
>>68120051
CHENELLE
>>68120313
/sweating at 9pm/ here
He stopped a puck moving slower than the steam roller in Austin Powers, such a hero.
>>68120313
Celsius is a horrible system for every day temperature
>>68120350
all I got is one of those fans that spins
>>68120313
>celcius
>>68120318
SWEDEN YES
>>68120051
Fun
>>68120313
>>68120313
>19 C
>hot
HUE HUE HUE HUE
>>68120051
wew
>>68120330
First number of my post determines how gay you are
>not 6=Straight
>6= flaming
>>68120376
>this is what ameriplebs believe
It's very good system for every day
>>68120382
as opposed to what?
>>68120376
yeah i suppose every country in the world is wrong except yours
don't play that 3rd pairing jesus christ
>>68120406
I just think that as long as you can ballpark conversions and you aren't a scientist you should use whatever you're most comfortable with.
>>68120406
Its shit 20 degrees sounds cold AF
ur mums as loose as the Shorks in the neutral zone
>>68120376
lmao
classic Amerifats
>>68120406
It's not tho
If you had the chance to drink out of the cup, what would you drink?
>chocolate milk
>>68120376
No it's not it makes perfect sense
>10 - warm
>20 - hot
>30 - oh god
>>68120313
Who /perfecttempature/ here?
>THIS GOALTENDING
>>68120359
4 0 3
0
3
>>68120380
intense
>>68120392
92F right now here
103 was our high, how hot was it 6 hours ago there?
if malkin doesn't score or at least create a chance for the goal itself, I'm convinced he never will again
>>68120451
Cheerwine.
>>68120339
>amerifats
>>68120416
I mean you pretty much hit the nail on the head.
Imperial is a better system for every day use because it was literally created to be relatable.
>>68120405
post yfw the sweep is completed in 4OT Game 4, for maximum shork asspain
>>68120455
19 degrees celsius reporting in
I don't want shitsburgh to win but this final needs to be put out of its misery
>>68120453
So what's 40 ?
>>68120392
>>68120392
>>68120451
A Treat Big Blue mixed with morphine
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ICING
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ICING
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ICING
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ICING
Fuckn Announcers
>alice in chains
at least the shorks can play a good band
I just found out about that San Jose Trump protester rally bullshit
Why does my hometown have to embarrass me so? ;-;
Why can't Mexicans just go back if they don't like it? Why can't libcucks just stop destroying the US?
>>68120313
its early summer here in the rocky mountains so it still dips down to 40-50 F at night which is nice.
>>68120455
use real units of measurement faggot.
also me. its like 68 here.
>>68120433
Sure. But that doesn't mean that celsius would be bad. F isn't easier to ballpark than C.
>>68120434
>20 degrees
>sounding cold
No
>>68120449
It is.
>>68120455
95 in san jose
>>68120451
Steel reserve
>tfw 17 C and it's constantly raining
>>68120453
Well now that you explain it. What's with all these non-americans up in this thread?
>>68120434
thats because you're used to seeing the big numbers with your shitty system
CHOKING IN THE NAME OF
>thornton choking this hard
>>68120451
Coffee. So much coffee.
>>68120472
115 was the high today
>pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton >pooton
>>68120504
>eddie olzyc
>mike emerick
I am so fucking sick of those captchas will the street numbers that when you pick them they fade to another image and you have to do that shit for 15 seconds and then even where there are no street numbers left you still get the captcha wrong. fuck you nip moot I'll never buy a fucking pass
>>68120514
I didn't say Celsius was bad though.
I was raised with Fahrenheit but I understand enough about Celsius to do conversions if need be.
I can't do Kelvin conversions without a book on hand.
>>68120534
Big number =hot
Little numbers = cold
Cant get any easier
>>68120500
>So what's 40 ?
straya
Jesus Christ
>tfw summer
>>68120566
fuckin lol
>>68120563
You can do Celsius but not Kelvin? are you retarded?
>>68120566
kek
21 °C checking in, windy af in Niagara too
>>68120549
Yeah I worded that stupid.
Damn, ripip anon
Stay cool yotesbro
>>68120563
What to Kelvin? Or Kelvin to what? K and C are easy to go between
>>68120566
wew
>>68120563
Just add 273 to get C
>>68120500
the East Bay
>tfw 104 at my house yesterday
>>68120593
I've never seen Kelvin used in real life. Not enough familiarity. Don't ever need to remember the calculations.
I regularly see temperatures listed in C and F all the time.
I would be having an aneurysm as a Shorks fan right now seeing hwo much icetime Dillon-Polak is getting
>>68120508
>Trump calls Mexicans violent rapists
>Has rally in heart of Mexifornia
>Mexicans beat and rape supporters
>Trump wins when scared people want a bigger wall
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>SCF going on
>/hoc/ discusses weather
>>68120564
25> warm - hot
25-20 meh
<20 fuck it's cold
Australia in a nutshell
MY HEART
>>68120566
FUCKIN LOL
>>68120500
>>68120574
40 isn't that hot. It can be hot if you're in a car with no air conditioning on a 40+ day, but if you're just outside walking around it isn't that bad, it's kinda nice.
>>68120451
water
>>68120563
I don't mind americans using Farenheit, I haven't argued that. I only responded to a guy claiming that celsius was bad for every day and said that it indeed was. So I just mistook you for arguing his point.
>that pooguin attempting to make out with Burns
>>68120566
Joe is such a fucking joke lel
Listen, one of you fuckers needs to resolve this before I get on the road.
god there's been a lot of good chances here
>>68120663
because this final is boring as fuck tbqh
>>68120580
""""""""summer""""""
a relative term up there i guess
>>68120451
My waifu's warm piss
At least SJ can play good tunes
>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
what did he mean by this
>>68120688
>>68120566
Lel
>>68120706
It's just the start of the season though. It will be 14 or so later today
if singles polak scores in OT
>Crosby wins Faceoff
>False Start
>>68120451
Jagermeister straight
>>68120710
ask your mom lmao xD
>>68120652
Well it's just the same as Celsius with a 273 difference.
Absolute zero is 0 Kevlin, or -273 Celsius.
>>68120688
40 under the sun will fucking kill you
Kessel will get it
>>68120659
vlasic and burns can't play 60 minutes
>>68120710
it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
>>68120757
Oh.
See? I told you I had no experience.
I will remember that.
>>68120744
>gets dubs
end my life
>>68120744
>you
SCARRRRRR
Vlasic's really in a pickle now!
>>68120744
Rekt
>>68120760
40 was our high tbf
HA HA TIME FOR SHORKS PP
>>68120788
la mao
>>68120793
Fuck off
>>68120757
>not using kelvins
lol its like you guys love being lame or something
How the fuck are the sharks going to win? they're getting out hustled, out shot, out positioned, out defended, everything
>>68120771
They are on different pairings, play them 30 mins each, if they can't do that then they're shittier than Mild defensemen Ryan suter ;-)
>>68120823
they wont
>>68120823
>what is a meme goal?
Holding players is OK in hockey?
>>68120823
>How the fuck are the sharks going to win
We need a long series goyims!
>>68120823
fluke..garbage goal
>>68120823
murray will fudge up
>>68120823
Well that's how
DONSKMEEEEEMES SSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRS
>no 4 game sweep
Boring
Donskoi hell yeah this nigger's been really good this series tbqh lads
>SHORKS
>>68120625
nigger
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
fucking shitsburgh, you cunts.
Didn't some wizard predict Donskoi?
>>68120861
WAKE UP HONEY, WE WON
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
THAT'S HOW THEY'RE GONNA WIN YOU FUCK
WITH FINNS YOU WIN
>>68120823
A meme goal
>The city of (You)
THERE IS STILL HOPE
THERE IS STILL HOPE
THERE IS STILL HOPE
THERE IS STILL HOPE
SCAR
SCAR SCAR
SCARRR
C
A
R
R
R
SCARS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
WITH A FIN YOU WIN
WITH FINN YOU WINN
DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI DONSKOI
I FUCKING CALLED DONSKOIII
WOOOOOOOOO
SHITTSBIRGH BEE TEE EFF OAAH
SCHULTZ YOU FUCKING IDIOT
How it feels to not get swept
goddamnit
ABOSLUTELY
POSITIVELY
BTFO
T
F
O
BLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEOOOWWWWWNNN THE FUCK OUT
>some one actually predicted Donskoi
Good goal desu.
SCAAAAAAAAAAR SAN JOSE WINS
>>68120923 i actually want the pens to win the series
So much for the sweep.
swept in five
calling it now
FIIINNLAAAANNNNDDDDD
WE GOT A SERIES NIGGAS
fuck
With finns you win :,)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>>68120861
winrar
>>68120922
I DID
GET REKT
Refs couldn't have won a better game.
FUCK YES!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHITTSBURGH ABSOLUTELY BTFO
GET FUCKED PONGS
Lucky deflection. Pittsburgh played the better game
AHAHAHAHA
>PINHEADS
AHAHAHAHA
>>68120907
>implying
Unlike you, I'm not a pussy with shit taste.
Puck comes into Pitt zone for 20 seconds in overtime and murray fucks it up.
who are all hockey players so attractive
(no homo)
The shorks playbook, everybody
it was part of his plan
>>68120986
With Finns ya wife gets pinned
>>68120946
YES YOU DID MOTHERFUCKER
AND THEY LAUGHED AT YOU
LAUGHED
WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW MY BEAUTIFUL FINNGOLOID
>>68120956
homeyposting is a patrician meme
WEBM OF GOAL?!
WE FUCKING DID ITTTTTTTTTT
THANK YOU GOD
YESSSSSSSSSSSHARKS
BLACK MAN ON THE MIC
>>68120907
Called it niggers
>quittsburg
OFF THE BITCHES FACE. FUCK YOURSELVES PONGS.
>>68120760
no we still have some ozone over here, it's fine
although i did watch a british lady collapse on the sidewalk last summer at 40 degress, was pretty funny
WEW
E
W
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THERE'S STILL HOPE BOYS
DONSKOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS FINLAND
>>68120732
Depends on where you live in Australia. I've been around, so I'm used to both hot and cold weather. If it's below 0 I'm cold, but 0 or above and I'm fine.
>>68120760
Nah mang. It only causes sunstroke to people who aren't used to it, and those are the people who shouldn't go to the beach on those hot days anyway. I was with an 85 year old on a 45 degree New Years Day a few years back in a car with no air conditioning, thought she was going to die, but we both handled it fine.
No big deal.
All this means is the Pens will get to win the series on home ice in Game 5
>>68121047
Genes
WORST INTERVIEW EVER
>donskoi's voice
KEK
NO SWEEP
>>68121105
At least you guys have the ocean breeze to help mitigate the heat. Here in the desert it just burns.
>>68121082
>two options
>called it
Pick one, dumbass.
Also, the Finn called it long before you did. And he only had one name.
James Mirtle @mirtle
Joonas Donskoi to @ScottOake: "I think it was time to get it in."
>>68120051
rell
PITTSBURGH
WE
COMIN
FOR
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NIGGA
I
G
G
A
>>68121169
still manlier than thorton's
Shorks are sweeping in six
>>68121082
>Dingonig screencappin himself
>>68121021
Score says otherwise :^)
>>68121277
And we are all getting qt gfs
Trips wills it
>>68121217
Fuck off Canadia
>they tried to finnish this thing
kek
>>68121021
>Pittsburgh played the better game
>Literally lost
>shorks are just happy not getting swept
THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS LOSE AND CHOKE YOU FUCKING KEKS
>>68121021
>Lucky deflection
also describes the two pissburgh goals
>>68121377
>gets dubs
fuck off
>lucky deflection
>literally hockey
>>68121448
Nah fuck off son
As a hockey fan, nobody wanted this to be over in 4.
>>68121105
>I was with an 85 year old on a 45 degree New Years Day a few years back in a car with no air conditioning, thought she was going to die
Respect for not letting standards get in the way of pussy, Ozbro.
>>68121485
Get some tits
>>68121529
I did so i can laugh at the
>shorks
>>68121013
why were her nudes so shit?
>>68121827
>get BTFO by a bunch of rednecks in a shit state
>still trying to talk shit
>>68125818
Dont choke on the stick.
