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Comeback Edition
Keep it rolling boys
>yfw thornton retires without ever scoring in the SCF
who /caps/ here?
we are going to sweep da pongs and win the cup this year! syd is a crybaby and ovi is the best captain hockey has ever seen. he is much more than a one dimensional player, just look at how he shoots from da red circle!
Who /yinzer/ here?
It's coming home to the state of hockey lads. This is our year. The come back starts now
>>68110920
wew lad
is the biggest meme in the nhl right now the fucking interviews?
>>68110986
>no hot dog in the top left
>>68111527
i think it's still canadian hockey teams m8
who /bill/ here?
>>68110866
/baldwin/ reporting in
Anyone else see that seatbelt commercial?
>>68110702
>craps
>>68111527
Hockey interviews have always been a meme
https://youtu.be/itaP9_Vltfk
BILL TIME
Post >yfw Pongs get swept in 6
>>68112057
Eastern conference > Western conference > Cuckadian teams
ace?
>>68110986
>>68111052
>>68111499
>>68112000
>>68112045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS8hpeWBjfg
LETS GO PENS
>>68112057
>shokes winning at home
Wouldn't they prefer it if people actually saw them win?
>>68112113
Oh, absolutely
>>68110866
moving to pittsburgh on fri
we strip district now
>>68110866
I don't usually watch hockey so I've been lost the whole series but I follow all of Pittsburgh
Away jersey gives Bill power
>>68110986
Anyone got a link to the Bill Show? I'm stuck in the car on the way home.
>>68112146
Who is this whore?
INDEPENDENCE DAY
>Independance Day: Resurgence game promo
>Resurgence
Sharks comeback confirmed
>>68110702
>some pennsylvania resident is actually this booty bothered
>>68112185
I don't usually watch hockey, after two games I understand nearly everything about the game, and I'm a Da Lander. So I guess I'm following the Blue Jackets next season. Fuck Shittsburgh, by the way
fuck the sharts
>trying make ali dying relevant to hockey
pls fuck off cbc
He will fly the Pens to 3-0
inb4 20 minutes of fake sympathy on the air for the death of the man who never played this sport
dubs 4 pens magic
>>68112247
who dat nigga anyway?
who /Northwestern PA/ here?
>sid not saying mario
locked in the sewickley basement
this cbc montage with the players' faces being imposed on the cup is actually hilarious
BILL
I
L
L
>>68110866
who /beavercounty/ here?
>>68112240
I think I understand offsides now but the fouls or whatever can't see yet. Also fuck you
how tf are all stan-lee cup winners' names on the cup? doesn't add up
>>68112357
they're called penalties, if you say fouls ever again i will come to your house and i will cut you
>>68110866
/Plum/ reporting
BILL HATRICK TONIGHT
>warriors one game off from winning the title
lol
>>68112357
I know icing is if you try to shoot from behind half court, I believe. Your mother is a whore
>>68112369
they're engraved real, real small
>>68112369
they take rings off and put them in storage as they get full. otherwise the cup would meme-tier huge
>paying ten grand to watch >your team choke
>>68112386
Half rink, sorry
>>68112299
forgot pic
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reminder that Kessel posting is pure concentrated reddit
>>68112379
Well that sure put you in a foul mood.
>>68112353
I hate living here
Bill Kessel winner in double OT
>>68112419
wot?
pics or it didn't happen
>>68112382
>>68112412
are you guys teachers?
>>68112432
>mad
>at bill
>>68112247
Sports are always the memiest when someone dies
Nobody talks about Ali anymore unless it's about his brain turning to mush but now EVERYBODY cares.
Shit I thought that nigga died from punch brain years ago.
Let's all pretend we care for a few minutes so we can get back to it already.
>pre-24/7 memes /hoc/
>kessel as a laff
>billposting all part of the rollercoaster everyone had in laffs threads
>current 24/7 memes /hoc/
>kessel as a pens
>billposting is reddit
when Don Cherry dies idk what i'll do
>>68112472
kek
Naw m8 just live here
Nice meme shork head
drop the puck alreday i dont have a whole night
>>68112357
You must be 12 or a mudslime
>SHORKS
>>68112528
this. its fucking quarter past one
wow are those actual sharks swimming underneath the ice?
>>68112528
>binland
>night
hasn't the sun come up yet
>>68112512
prolly take like a month off work to grieve desu senpai
>letting pissburgh walk all over you
wew
game on NBCSN again? lol
>>68112449
everyone I know does lol. I'd rather live in the city but right now I'm only 5 minutes away from my job in ambridge
>>68112557
They look like monkfish
>>68112379
Fouls Penalties Flags Cards all the same
>muh loud
The Sharks better win. I'm getting sick of these 1-sided SCFs.
No fucks Crosby
GO SHARKS
>>68112557
They don't call it he Shark Tank for nothing. The arena was built around the aquarium.
>>68112512
Does Don Cherry know you raid his wardrobe?
Sharks intro is cute
>tfw no debohr cleave tonight
why tf are they all so sweaty already
>>68112558
well if i look out of the window it looks like 9pm but it's 3am
>>68112613
same. the only competitive one in the last five years has been the bruins-hawks final
>brian dumolin
>"who? do we boo now? maybe? I guess?"
>>68112613
last year was close until game 6, infact im pretty sure everyone had the blots winning
>>68112613
last good final was CHI-BOS, and that was only 6 games
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
>>68112586
Thanks Bettman
Pens will sweep in 5
screencap this
>hongcouver goaltending
Friendly reminder that /int/ and /pol/ posting will be reported
>>68112557
More sharks than fans
RIP in peace Cassius Clay
>A moment of fuckful reflection
>>68112657
>>68112670
yeah really, it was all well and good until that last minute collapse
"A fuckful moment of silence"?
>woman singing the anthem
cmon america
Who /anthem/ here
Stream with ok quality
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/hockey/san-jose-sharks-vs-pittsburgh-penguins-live-stream-june-05
GO SHARKS GO SHARKS
lol at that "moment of silence"
>>68112729
Commiefornia is not America
This singer sucks
where's Jeff?!
shouldn't she be singing the mexican national anthem?
>>68112703
NHL tribute to Clay when?
>>68112730
i pledge allegiance to my ass
That was like a half second of silence
Fucking racists
>>68112736
>not joining the botnet to stream games in VLC in HD
The fuck is Jumbo Joe smelling?
>>68112763
kekerino
Not bad, but she's no Jeff Jimerson
>booing during the anthem
MERICA GO SHARKS
>>68112729
>singing the national anthem
patriotism is part of the patriarchy! i'm so triggered right now
>>68112783
Mexico's finest
So if the Crosbys win this game it's basically all over, right?
>>68112783
Failure
I swear to Christ I'm quitting hockey forever if the Shorks shork again.
criesby cheats his way to another faceoff win
>>68112815
lmao
>cbc speaking spanish after everyone mentions commiefornia being mexico
good god meme magic is so fucking real
How long until I get to yell BILL BILL BILL like a retard at my TV tonight?
>>68112779
feels like a lifetime compared to philly moment
>>68112822
Yeah unless Shorks pull off 2014 Kongs which is basically impossible
>>68112822
not Nestlé laddy
>>68112822
pretty much, but it is possible for a team down 0-3 to come back-but usually in the early round
>>68112800
So that explains why I haven't heard a single Canadian anthem these playoffs.
Thanks Trudeau G*d bless
>>68112822
It's very rare to come back from a 3-0 deficit.
Los Angeles did it to the Sharks a couple season ago. Much keks were had.
>>68112822
its over already, coming back from a 2-0 deficit in the finals is mathematically impossible
>>68110120
Let's have them good ol' onatarian boys get their win, they are my good ol' boiz, they got the soul and heart, the meat and potatoes players, they gotta show heart today
seriously though, stop shorking and finally get going sharks
Everytime they call Paul Martin I keep thinking of the PM.
>>68112835
Is it still shorking even though they got to the final when nobody expected them to beat the kings?
That was the tackiest fucking opening I've ever seen
A giant inflatable shark mouth the ice?
lmao
>>68112848
depends on how long it takes you to find your science guy tapes
Don't fuck this up, shorks
>>68112835
I am now officially a #pensmissile
>>68112901
It has ruined me as well
Is it just me or is the light on the ice really dim
shorks can't afford electricity?
>>68112911
it's not inflatable senpai
why are they the shorks and not the sharts? sharts is definitely better
>>68112916
Fuck. They long gone. See ya later Bill.
>>68112910
In order to successful blow your chance and disappoint your fans, you have to actually look good for a bit
>>68112920
Oh somewhere online haha. Thanks for joining us tonight Australia
>ward
>>68110866
/Latrobe/ reportin
Fucking niggers
>>68112961
Because a bowel movement is an actual successful accomplishing of a task.
PLEASE SCORE ON ONE FUCKING PP PENS
awww common, he dindu nuffin
PENULTY
You are now Shorks. How do you beat Penguins?
To be quite honest I can't take a team with teal in their color scheme seriously
>>68113016
As a Pongs fan, I want to believe.
But I nkow the power play ain't doing it.
>ward chimping out
>>68112647
NO WAIT I THINK I WAS WRONG
>>68113023
no place for dindus in hockey
>>68112911
Wait til you see their fans do that autistic arm chomping thing.
>>68113030
Score more goals than them
>>68113030
kill crosby
HOL UP
>sharks are PP babies when Pens get all the refpuck
Who /Overwatch during intermission/ here?
>>68113030
Kill Bill.
>>68112985
gotta be on /sp/ when the shorks lose and I kill myself
the boards in SJ are bouncy
>>68113030
Have players I don't need to win attack their stars. Go for kills shots.
>this pp
JUST
>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao
>>68113068
overwatch is awful
JUST
KILL
OUR
PENALTIES
>>68112835
>shorksflyersfan
Might as well jut end your life now champ
>>68113074
they're emulating a boxing ring in honour of Ali
Why does Crossby cheat?
>>68113030
Put a trail of hot dogs leading out of the building into traffic.
>shitsburgh shitguins """""""power"""""" play
>>68113098
best
GO SHARKS FUCK PENGUINS
>>68113111
how can he slap
>>68113088
>this pk
>>68113068
i bet you are the faggot that plays the same hero all the time, every game, no matter the situation
>>68113067
>sharks have more PP's on the season and are more successful on them
>not power play babies
Lellmaaaooo
SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRR
And that's the kill shot!
Why do Pongs do better with more competition on the ice?
>SHORKS
>lovejoy scored on the shorks
>in the FINALS
GET FUCKED YOU POND SCUM
it's over
SNIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that shut up that stupid "shork tank"
fags
>>68113137
>home jersey
>white helmet
you had one job
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS
>>68113035
you'd love my local apehoop team, teal and purple
what
ITS OGRE
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Lovejoy Goal
scaaaaaaaaaaaar YEEAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
ITS OVER
>SHORKS
>SHARTS
JUST BRING OUT THE CUP AND END THIS SUFFERING FOR OUR MEXICAN FRIENDS
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
fucking worthless
Hello guys. Greetings from 30 degrees latitude
Sssccccaaaarrrrrr
>>68113030
Give all shork blueliners amphetamine
move zubrus and melker up a line each
keep ward-logan-marleau with burns as often as possible
SHORK TONK
>SHORKS
MUH WE'LL PLAY BETTER ON HOME ICE
LEEEEELLLLLLMMMMAAAAAOOOO
JUST
SWEEP
MY
SHIT
UP
oh oh this could be bad
Will JUMBO SHRIMP JOE do literally anything this series?
>shorks have literally never took a lead in this entire series yet
We sharks know we are finished, we keep watching only out of pity
Alright for real, you could replace Dillon and Polak with any AHL d-pair the Sharks have and would get scored on less.
>NAMING YOUR TEAM AFTER A FISH
>>68113139
saved mein nigger
>JONES
>SAN JOSE SPORKS
Holy fuck Jones.
Holy fuck Polak.
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!
SILICON VALLEY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Shorking in the Finals
I'd laugh if I hadn't already expected it.
>>68113240
im sure he'll have lots of uncalled slashes and crosschecks
shorks pls let Sid finish warming up
Sharks not even trying.
>Not wanting the cup
>>68113240
other than his beard turning to white as he dies a slow death, no
>>68113242
sharks fans*
So when is San Jose going to change the stick in their logo to a broom?
What are the best penguin movies?
>>68113255
sharks are not fish
>the city of San Hoesay
L O L
O
L
Uneven part of boards = Ref
How do I quit drinking alcohol?
>>68113278
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HAHAHA FUCKING SHARKS I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL PLAYOFFS FOR THE SHITSHOW TO START! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM FUCK IT ALL UP FINALLY AND BLOW IT ALL. AT LEAST THE GIANTS ARE DOING GOOD
>>68113274
he's really good at those, and not winning
>>68113257
have fun with it friendo
>>68113292
Happy feet but that one was pretty fucking sick
>over 6 minutes in
>0 shots on goal
>shorks
This is just pathetic. At least Tampa went to 7.
>>68113292
Sister Act
>>68113139
>last person to pick
>team tip: no support hero
>picks fucking hanzo when we already have a widowmaker
LETS GO PENS
CROSBY IS A GOOD CANADIAN BOY
GET BILL HIS CUP
tanger is so goat
>>68113068
>playing TF2 for waifufags
>>68113139
>>68113257
When will Devs rise again?
>>68113296
Sharks are a group of fish characterized by a cartilaginous skeleton, five to seven gill slits on the sides of the head, and pectoral fins that are not fused to the head. Modern sharks are classified within the clade Selachimorpha (or Selachii) and are the sister group to the rays.
Related to Transpa gay
mfw sharks score in the next 5 minutes and all the shitposting stops
>in cumulated time in 3 games the sharks have an entire period and a half with no shots on goa
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS >SHORKS>SHORKS
>0 shots on goal
wew
>>68113348
>Team starts to lose on offense
>Someone switches to the third Sniper
>Ben Lovejoy continues the American only scoring for the Penguins
AMERICANS WINNING THE STANLEY CUP LADS
>>68113068
>>68113139
>>68113348
all my friends have it and want me to get it too
is it worth it lads?
>>68113348
>recycling jokes from >>>>>>>>>>>/r/eddit
kill urself
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these non-icing calls are killing me. fucking linesmen are bought.
>took nearly 10 min to get a shot on goal
absolutely pathetic
>polak
>>68113396
is any video game worth $80?
(no)
>1 SHOT ON GOAL
>SAN JOSE FISH
>being literally raped by the puck
>shorkgs
>>68113361
>playing women in overwatch
Reinhart masterrace reporting in
also
I don't know I'm not mainly following the devils
but taking guesses I'd say
>tighten D-up
>Never EVER trade based Schneider
>youngen the offense and basically try to get more offense going, you can't always rely on Schneider
>>68113436
fuckin LOL
>>68113411
NHL.com says the sharks still have 0 SOG
>>68113396
It's good, just don't be suckered into buying Origins edition.
>>68113425
>$80
>Overwatch
What manner of weak-ass "dollars" are you using, bro? Has canukistani money sunk so low?
The sharks finally win a. face off.
>immediately ice it.
If their goalie wasn't so god they would be blue jackets tier.
>>68113466
I take it you aren't familiar with Weedman's policies
Sharks losing because Crosby cheated on the face off.
Lol
when Roman Polak is your MVP
>>68113436
SAN JOSE FISH LOL
fugggg
FUCK YEAH
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKS
>thorton bitching about the faceoff
>gets kicked out himself
Has any one team been in the head of another team like this?
meme goal, shouldnt count tbhfams
>>68113466
>Has canukistani money sunk so low
yes
>>68113499
its actually higher than it was when he took office
THERE IS STILL HOPE
ITS TIME
KILL SHOT GOAL!!!
>>68113532
I thought you guys had superior socialism money.
And Murray gives them a pity goal...
was that so fucking hard?
you do realize what a shit team yo're playing you retards?
SHORKS GOT THAT EFFICIENCY
WHAT'S THAT? TWO SHOTS ON GOAL AND ONE GOAL? FUCKING EFFICIENT AS FUCK
>>68113393
>start game
>"Defense, prepare your team"
>Team picks Tracer, Soldier, Genji, Soldier, Reaper
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
i'll take it, softie tbf
JUMBO ISN'T POINTLESS IN THE FINALS
SCARRRRRR BASED BRAUN
>>68113481
>>68113503
>>68113521
>(Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu)
good job sonny jay shurikens
lel go back to lurking you faggot shork tripfags
yes, murray don't see too good, ned to get those point shots going
dammit
>>68113551
Never even saw it fucktard
>>68113532
thats what you get for not being PC master race and buying it's strait from blizzard.
>>68113533
Yes, any opponent vs roberto Luongo in the playoffs
BILL JUST KEKED HIMSELF
FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS! FUCK THE PENS!
WTF MURRAY
GET YOUR GOD DAMN SHIT TOGETHER
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BLOOD IN THE WATER BOIS
>he can't score a breakaway
Need a controller disconnected gif for Murray there
cmon bill
COME ON BILL
I swear to Allah if Murray lets up another soft goal
Anybody got the webm of that stupid Shork CGI intro with sharks transforming into hockey players?
>>68113397
>implying that i haven't seen the exact situation over and over
>knowing what jokes are on reddit
you played yourself
>>68113396
$40 (~$50CAD) for the regular pc version is pretty decent. I dunno how long i'll play it but I've already got my money's worth and I think I'll be playing for a while still..
>sharks score
better put the trophy away
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
Thx for that """elite youngster""" save murray
Let the meme magic begin
>>68113564
Soldier's a pretty good defense hero if he's the only offense on Defense. Those other four are fucked up though.
one too many hamburgers fatass
>>68113592
penguins in charge of signing goalies who aren't blind
>Shorks
>>68113629
here you go leafy
>>68113592
still was a pity goal, numbnuts
>>68113631
>posting reddit frontpage content on 4chan for keks
No seriously just quit while you're ahead.
>>68113564
>Start game
>Attack turn, payload map
>Team picks Bastion, Bastion, Bastion, Bastion, and Widowmaker
good times
>>68113637
Oh wow your stream is shit
>>68113644
>Slovakian bandwagoning
>>68113672
That would imply that he let it in on purpose. He had no say in the matter
>>68113667
what videogame is this?
>that Finnish man behind Pierre during the interview
>>68113701
Guys a cuck.
>>68113701
>canadian bandwagoning
its over for the pongs
Anyone have link to YouTube stream?
>>68113708
overwatch
>>68113701
>canacuck calling anyone bandwagoner
>>68113644
>kessel is fat hurr durr
The hkb line is the reason pens are here. Go fuck yourself.
>>68113731
http://www.talkaboutthesjsharks.com/
>>68113631
>$40
u wot m8
>>68113638
It's just those cancer guys who got the mindset
"I iz champium, I gonna be hero of the game"
They all wanna be the saviour of the game with 1000000 kills but completely forget to push back the objective or unable to hold the objective back for longer than 5 seconds (due to the low health)
One soldier, Yes, but full blowout offense on defense is the dumbest shit you can do
>>68113667
You da Man Ameribro
>>68113725
>games tied
>more SOG
>sharks got a lucky goal
Lol
>>68113460
what is origins edition?
>>68113757
origins edition is a bunch of skins and shit. the regular version is $40
>>68113731
HERE YOU GO MATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>68113773
>implying shittsburgh goal wasn't even luckier
>>68113708
Wave Race 64 Shork Mode cheat
Only worked if you bought the Japanese re-release with rumblepak support
>>68113707
Pity goal
Pity goal
Pity goal
Pity goal
Pity goal
Pity goal
Pity goal
>>68113708
Operation Chokepoint
>>68113757
>tfw you got the origins edition for 10€
BASED
>>68113794
I'm not watching just keeping up to date on nhl.com with my phone. Looks like the pens are dominating again :^)
>>68113757
https://us.battle.net/shop/en/product/overwatch
>Paying $20 for skins
>>68113708
Gone Home
>>68112920
SAY A PRAYER FOR ME.....
Even the shorks arena dj knows it's over
>all this disgusting shark goonery
>no calls
wew lad i see who's on the shark salary this game
>>68113828
>not watching
>participating in bants
wew
>grown """men""" still playing video games
>>68113843
The Pens are getting a taste of their own medicine
>>68113763
Just like a defensive hero on offense can really save the day, but you don't want five Meis on offense even if it's hilarious if you win.
>>68113843
>all these beautiful clean hits
>no calls
God's in his heaven, all's right in the world.
HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S
>>68113843
>physical contact of any kind
>goonery
>>68113763
Almost as dumb as namefagging on an anonymous finnish saunastoking newsgroup
>>68113757
that's the origins edition which gives you a few shitty skins (although overgrown bastion is pretty dank) and some other extras like stuff for other blizzard games. regular edition is $40, of course you'll get jewed if you have a console.
>>68113843
is this your first stanley cup final game?
LET THEM PLAY
>>68113870
I want to bury my head between her boobs
>>68113861
But I am watching, on nhl.com retard
>>68113870
>being an insecure normie
>>68113908
We all do m8
Series is over.
Shorks are shook and getting out played over and over in every possession. They're lucky to have a 1-1 score right now
>>68113887
kek
>>68113881
a healthy balance is the key to victory (alongside with skill)
just more defensive guys on D and more offensive on O, simple
incredible that many don't understand that simple concept
also
it seems like the sharks finally arrived in the series
CAN THEY MAKE THE MEME TURNAROUND HAPPEN?
HE JUST WANTS THE PUCK MORE YOU NEED TO WANT THE PUCK MORE
>>68113828
>I'm not watching just keeping up to date on nhl.com with my phone
>But I am watching
pick one faggot
who /r9k/ here?
go sharks
Why the fuck am I seeing and Steph Curry on my TV?
>>68113978
>it seems like the sharks have finally arrived in the series
>3 SOG to 12
Lol?
>>68113968
t. nervous Shitsburgher
>shitsqueak compared to shorks
lmao
>>68113992
you will never have a gf
>>68114001
Sexual fantasy
>>68114002
well considering the first 2 games they don't completely fuck up the first period this time (although SOG still ned ways of improvement)
>>68114001
*floorsqueak*
Donskoi is so fucking good
>>68114001
Sharks tried to get him to lace up some skates and come help them in this series.
>save by mu my me mo murray
>>68113968
>shook
back to /cuckhoop/, swaglord wigger
>>68114021
Yeah and the sky is blue
>>68114050
>nearly 400 posts before Funland arrives
What took you so long famalamarino?
>>68113978
The problem is that they're going to tire out their old bones if they keep playing this hard.
>>68114074
he's a literally who
You're walking down the street and run into these guys
What do you do?
>>68113992
fuck off
>tfw really drunk and have to close one eye to see the game straight
>bunsr
Absolute fuck
>>68114120
>>>/asp/
you have to go back
>>68114120
say "good day, gentlemen"
>>68114120
Tell them to fuck off to /asp/
>>68114120
Draw gun, pull trigger until magazine is empty, reload.
>>68114108
They're too pretty to play hard.
>mfw Thornton shaves beard for final game
>>68114120
double jump away
Anyone else notice Crosby squeeze Vlasic's leg there?
>>68114120
Go back to /asp/ and ask if they're all autistic
>>68114127
why so hostile, slav?
>>68114120
setting the script on fire so they don't know what """""""realistic manly moves""""" to perform
>>68114137
Kek IKTF bro
these shitguins are practicing dives and falls even when there's no one near them, you have admire the dedication
>>68114120
How can I
>run
into them if I'm walking?
>>68114137
better be a beer high senpai
>Burns and Thornton wear beards all season
>don't shave at the start of the playoffs
and they wonder why they are getting swept
TIME FOR DON
>>68113978
To be honest, the last two games were lost after coming from behind. could have went either way
HAHA TIME FOR BASED FUCKING CHERRY
>>68114233
with meme magic
anyone else literally praying that pavelski takes a skate to his spinal cord?
stream?
Why isnt there a porn spoof version of Don Cherry's life called Dong Cherry?
Im poor with no food and im hungry senpai. wat do?
>>68114208
This cuck keeps bandwagoning teams when they get blown out. Gotta admire the dedication
i want smoke some weed outside right now but my neighbour is having a birthday party for his 4-year old. should i light up anyways?
>>68114284
http://www.talkaboutthesjsharks.com/
>>68114208
Yugoslavia was a mistake
>>68114292
yep, whole city of pittsburgh is full of them
>>68114280
>wanting a crippelski
Harsh af m8
LOL WHAT THE FUCK THAT TIE DON?
>>68114328
>http://www.talkaboutthesjsharks.com/
damn thats sketchy what the fuck is that
>>68114334
>implying a gulag dweller like you even knows what pittsburgh looks like
putin missile barrage when
COACHS CORNER
Cherry u old fuck
>>68114285
Because "Rock 'Em Cock 'Em Fuckey" was too good to resist.
>>68114280
no need to be...
edgy
god why the fuck isn't this on national TV
jesus christ
>marshaaaaaaaawn
Jesus Christ, too much shit posting.
>Muhammad Ali bio in intermission
Wat do? I am angry.
>>68114367
earlier in the season I had one of you cock goblins tell me that malkin likes pittsburgh because it reminds him russia
lmao so much for that
I are a retard nig
-muhumid allly
>>68112238
no i just love fucking with caps fans, they are the worst team in hockey
>>68114334
And I'm sure your country is full of cucks if you're anything to go off of
>>68114396
that was awful
>>68114292
>>68114367
>implying dumb burger like you could find slovakia on the map
>>68113780
It's a $20 more edition where you get like two more skins in Overwatch and like one or two other Overwatch items in each other Blizzard game
>>68114401
because sharks have a small fanbase who is preoccupied by the GSW and the penguins aren't very likeable
>>68114434
you're awful
>>68114447
That's how irrelevant you are
>>68114464
it's the fucking playoffs. there are like 10 meaningless sports game on cable TV right now and they can't even get this fucking game on?
jesus fuck
ripip moohamed allie
such a strong woman
>Want to go to the liquor store
>Bicycle has a flat tire
Do you think it would be kinda gay for a 25 year old man to ride a pedal scooter to the store?
Don't feel like walking 30 minutes
>>68114488
it's not only the playoffs, it's the finals.
>>68114447
your standards are too high
this assbalsted yinzer would be happy if he didn't confuse europe with australia
>>68114508
Not if you have a bright neon pink baseball cap from the 80s.
Make sure to wear it backwards.
>>68114508
yeah, kinda gay. but its for booze, so i guess it is acceptable. any other reason is no bueno though
>>68114508
Taking you longer on the scooter. Just walk it.
>>68114508
Walk you lazy fat fuck
>>68114508
>caring what people think about you
>>68114488
America is full of retarded white trash and basketball loving niggers and hockey caters to a more sophisticated demographic.
>>68114515
no shit
Fuck NBCSN
>>68114508
its kinda gay that a 25 year old man doesnt drive a car
>>68114508
i would point you out to everyone and laugh
>>68114508
you'll be okay as long as you have a long beard and skinny jeans
>watch the stanley cup
>players are mostly white
Why is this allowed?
>>68114518
>assblasted yinzer
>says the guy rooting for every team to beat the penguins and then they win every series
Lol. There's nothing to be assblasted about. The penguins are up 2-0 in the series, the game is tied, and you're over here being a cuck because your team is too shit to be in the playoffs
>>68114447
Been to Bratislava. Not worth the hour trip from Vienna desu
>>68114508
To the liquor store? No. You will just look like an alcoholic.
yfw the shorks win the cup
>>68114508
nah just do it with style dude
you live fucking ONCE man. more guys should ride fucking scooters.
wear some bro clothes and shout some fucking rude shit at the hot chicks you see out and about
Anyone else muting the when Cherry comes on?
This guy seems like to have raging alzheimers, every coaches corner is the same Meat n' potatoes, soul anda hear kinda guy stuff
>>68114584
Buzzfeed doesn't know the sport has playoffs yet
>>68114584
its the most diverse sport in the world since whites are the biggest minority in the world
>tfw drunk as fuck
>>68114599
I was most definitely not rooting for the rags
what the fuck are you even talking about
I wasn't even here for like a month
are you off your meds
>>68114621
literally kill yourself
>>68114621
You didn't deserve to have Hitler.
>it's Americunts get triggered by Slavs or Finns episode
>>68114640
are you the isles fan slovak?
>>68114640
Why are you so fucking bitter
Literally every slovak post in this thread has been the definition of assblasted mad
Jesus Christ
>>68114621
you're a colossal faggot
>suc-cumming to breast cancer
>>68114663
post qt slavs
Just got in, what's the score bros? Any fights?
>>68114683
you'd be assblasted too if you had to live in fucking slovakia
>>68114663
>its a Slovakians are cucks episode
Damn this episode is always on
>>68114683
and there's an obsessed reply from some cucklord on every one of them
>>68114584
0/10
Definition of shitpost.
>>68114683
You are the bitter faggot who keeps bullying slavs
>>68114725
>slavs
>not the least cucked europeans
>>68114719
1-1, thornton currently in an epic fight with the urge to hang himself
>>68114722
They really screwed themselves over by letting the Czechs cut away their gravytrain
>>68114709
Are you 12?
t b h pongs it'd be nice if you could let us have this one
you've already won the series, just one is all we want
>>68114584
Was there even any significant black NHL player except that goon Brashear
WHERES THE NEW FUCKING THREAD HOLY SHIT?!?!!?!?!??!?
>>68114738
Sorry, too busy watching the game to post at any time other than intermission, but I know the government can't always keep the internet on
>>68114648
>>68114662
>>68114701
:^)
>>68114749
I have faith he makes it through the night.
>lego trying to trick me into having kids
im so fucking horny rigght now
>>68112837
Fuck off with that shit
>>68114778
>who is grant fuhr
>who is jarome iginla
>who is georges laraque
>who is wayne simmonds
>who is joel ward
>who is pk subban
>>68114778
Grant Fuhr was pretty good. Kinda mulatto though.
The nig on the sharks was asked if the first black nhl player should be put in the HHOF and he said yes, despite said player being extremely shitty.
>>68114860
how long did it take to convince them that the ice wont melt
>cow palace
hahaha oh wow
>>68114860
>Wayne Simmonds
Worthless filthadelphia nigger. Donot mention him again.
The filthiest player I've ever seen.
>>68114948
>implying you wouldnt want him on your team
>>68114860
Fuhr and Iginla are Mulatto
Anson Carter was decent
>>68114948
you seem upset friendo
>>68114974
Pens have no need for a shit nigger like Simmonds. Cole can instigate along with Patric hornquist
At least there aren't Canadian tripfags yet
New thread
>>68114937
>>68114937
>>68114978
desu I have mixed emotions with Cherry
He is good for the memes but he sounds like that old creepy midget AA coach
I dreamed of a 3-4 loss for the Penguins in this game.
Thoughts?
>>68115052
Now there gonna show up for fucks sake
Goddammit, Penguins, just shoot the puck!!
>>68114974
no need, pongsburgh has had enough goons to fill 2 teams
>>68115042
but he's actually good outside of that element of his game dumbass. him replacing hornqvist on your top line would be +++
Neckbeard #88 seems mad for some reason.
He didn't even get a sexual harassment penalty for trying to hump Murray's face.
>zero penalty for that absolutely mauling of crosby on the breakaway
holy fucking shit. are all these refs wearing sharks jerseys underneath their stripes?
>>68115281
Refs call 5% of penalties in the playoffs because it 'makes for a better game'.
>clear tripping
>no call
What's going on!?
>HUGE TRIP ON KUNITZ
>NO PENALTY
I'M DEAD. YOU CAN HAVE THE CUP SHARKS. THE REFS CLEARLY WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.
>>68115281
Nope. Just shit. Didn't call that obvious trip on the Pens either.
>>68115343
Pens forgot to pay the refs
>>68115174
>he's good
He operates as an instigator and plays dirty to get opponents riled up. Like all niggers.
>smacked Matt Murray in the face with stick cuz crybaby
the fucking post
Did Milbury just call him Matt Martin?
