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To stop austria speaking to himself
i need a gf
>>68106240
thanks for putting me out of my misery
I swear I'm not talking to myself...yet
>>68106120
Sleep is love
anime
>>68106307
is bad
>>68106240
Thx
>>68106617
didnt really work desu, thead dead
Embolo to BMG when?
>>68106307
>on /sp/
>>68106272
This 2bh
Go shitpost in the /crc/-/par/ thread
FIFA is going to be a madness next year
Goodnight.
>>68107646
talk to you tomorrow x
tired of sleeping alone desu
>>68106240
Bailly confirmed to United, with Zlatan.
Gomez still in negotiations, but progressong well.
ST, CB, CM.
Who is our RW prospect?
(thinly veiled rescue of this thread before it dies)
is lloris really the bee's knees? why is tottenham sucking his dick so hard begging him to stay
>>68109817
Bailly is nowhere near confirmed ypu retard
Zlatan is almost certain
Gomez is likely
>>68110443
So they don't have to go out and find a new keeper and they want to tie him down before Madrid sign De gea as Lloris will be perfect for united
>>68111226
But Madrid isn't signing De gea
Who is your favourite /trans/ pornstar?
>>68111482
But they will, this season or the next.
>>68111547
javi martinez
>>68111226
>>68109817
why would zlatan want to play for a mid table epl club? must be thinking about retirement i guess he is like 80 years old
What's /sp/s verdict on Lukaku?
Also who /high/ here
>>68111806
he does the odd good thing but he is a typical inconsistent nigger
>>68111806
Is league 2 tier without decent service, should go to psg desu
>>68111806
He's middling-tier by the standards of based Belgium, but he usually looks fantastic because he plays for shit clubs. He's better than Benteke, but worse than Adebayor.
>>68111226
Watch the new GOAT CB, and ready your ass for reaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNFxlyMcMbQ
lads I have a good feeling greaseman will be coming to Chelsea
Also my sources say Chelsea will sign a BIG NAME so stay tuned
>>68106240
https://twitter.com/TheSunFootball/status/739172371911827456
>>68116935
Wtf are the points these posts
>>68117803
Errors my bad
Wtf are the point to these posts
>>68117856
Boredom.
Will Kanté and Mahrez stay?
>>68119051
I just got off the phone with Kantè. He is confirmed for PSG, but it won't be announced until after the Euros. He said rhe slags in England can't compete with the belles filles of Paris banlieues.
Also £150.000/week.
Bump for early morning ""discussion""
Who is this new United defender, I'm intrigued
And where is Daley Blind going
All these Austrian flags are triggering me.
>>68110443
Lloris a couple of years ago was the best goalkeeper in the PL, third in the world
Now I'd say he's top ten in the world, but Tottenham are so desperate to keep him because he's still the second best sweeper keeper at the moment (ever) and they need him to continue to play this high line pressing game of poch's
That's why he stays at Tottenham, they need him more than any other club
>>68127763
kek
lloris has never been in the top 3 in the pl, let alone the world
>>68127906
De Gea
Lloris
Courtois
other keepers are wank
>>68127906
He's one of the top 3 keepers in the PL right now.
Morning lads
69 days until the new season starts
>>68106240
Who is this?
>>68111806
>who /high/ here
me, though I should've waited, too early
>>68128013
>>68128012
Lloris is overrated shit
Definitely not top 3 in the PL, maybe not even top 5
>>68128077
Me too senpai
My whole day is fucked now
>>68128013
De gea
Schmeichel
Hart
Are all better than him. Could make a case for Forster, Cech and Butland as well.
Spurs have a great defence which flatters lloris
>>68128083
Name your top 5 prem keepers
>>68128103
>Schmeichel
Nice meme
>>68128032
LMAO@that pichture :DDDD
>>68111806
Lukaku is a good player, but he will never be amazing. Despite that he could easily start for a top club.
Physically he is a monster, and he is also a very intelligent player. Always analysing his game and looking for ways to improve.
What lets him down is his mediocre footballing ability.
>>68128110
(no definite order)
De Gea
Courtois
Cech
Hart
Lloris
>>68128143
>Courtois
Overrated shit
>>68128143
>courtois
>cech
Reminder that cech conceded the most goals from outside the box this season
>>68128110
1.De Gea
2.Curtis
3.Cech
4.Valdes
5.Hart
6.Lloris
>>68128156
better than Lloris
People say he's a good keeper but he fucks up massively quite often
>>68128166
Cech is still miles better than Lloris
>>68128099
well, at least there's moto gp, some basketball and then tennis to watch this morning. The afternoon will be complete shit though
>>68128166
And still somehow won the golden glove in front of a shit defence
>>68128201
Tennis isn't for another 4.5 bongs isn't it?
Don't understand the Vardy move lads
Unless Arsenal turn into a team that have no possession that blast the ball forward towards him, what's the point?
>>68128307
Arsenal are buying half a new team, so probably
>>68128291
The day of the week and the time of day don't mean anything to me anymore
>>68128307
Vardy is getting old and wants to continue his club trajectory before he retires. It's an ego move so he can continue his fairy story for the media. Non league, then Leicester, then Arsenal. He also knows the Leicester season was a fluke, even when he said he hopes the team stick together to see what they can do
>>68128324
Literally the only team in the PL that won't do that.
>>68128307
It's quite simple really
>Xhaka sprays balls wide to Rodriguez
>Rodriguez crosses into the box
>Vardy converts the cross
>repeat for infinite goals
>america will NEVER have a better club and electronic scene than the UK and Europe
Wow kill me srs
>>68128345
So we're fully going on board with this "le spray the ball man" meme
>it's a Spurs have lots of targets but think they can wait until the end of the window, lose all their targets to other teams then buy the scraps
Should have gone in for Vardy. Him and Kane look good together for England (when Alli is in the number 10 role instead of Rooney)
>>68128366
>you will never be part of a subculture that has a "scene"
Feels bad
>>68128383
I imagine the club scene from Trainspotting is an average night out for a Brit and I'm psychotically and criminally jealous
>>68128366
what about miami, isnt that a big scene
>>68128382
Well Rode is apparently talking to a London club, before making his decision, and I'm guessing that's Spurs. So they're trying to get him early it seems.
>>68128383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Cb54oV5IY
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLSaIVPmVPM
never understood why UFC's so popular on /sp/ lads
>>68128382
What are you on about m8 there's hardly been any rumours compared to other summers. This is probably the team that needs the fewest signings in the prem (and fewest compared to other spurs windows)
Having said that, yes we still do need a couple of signings and it's worrying that there hasn't been any progress yet. Won't be any activity until after the euros it seems
>>68128403
Nah, it's for rich fucks and cubans. Nice for a vacation I'd bet but the only place in America where you will get a 24/7 blue collar club/electronic/dance music scene that's authentically weird and not just people playing dress-up to be seen is Detroit and maybe NYC/Brooklyn.
Have Chelsea fired Conte yet?
>>68128453
Needs to buy half a team first
Why does Jamie vardy remind me of junkrat from overwatch so much?
>>68128475
"no"
3 first team players + a bench striker unless Costa leaves. If Chelsea were going to change their whole team they would have already started, them not doing anything so far means that they are more or less fine with the team.
>>68128502
the jaw
>>68128479
It's looking like either the London club, which is probably Tottenham, or Dortmund at this point.
>>68128502
Because he looks like him
>>68128479
Might move to Detroit senpai
you ever been?
>>68128543
Dortmund breh
>>68128424
>>68128402
Fkn love trainspotting
There are clubs in London like that but I've only been once and it was awful
Will Wanyama start over Dier?
>>68128502
I've rarely seen so much hype for one game. Is it worth getting back into gaming for? Don't even have a game-ready pc anymore
>>68128565
Probably, yeah. There's meant to be a decision made after this weekend. That would make it 4 signings and the window isn't even open yet. WZT are going HAM.
>>68128576
Dier Dembele and Wanyama will probably rotate in the 2 man midfield. Dembele is fragile.
Any substance to this rumour btw?
>>68128587
It's twitch shooting for kids, friend. nothing new. Watch some youtube gameplay and you'll see.
>>68128307
Vardy has very intelligent movement in peeling off centre backs, even in a packed area
If you watch arsenal every week you will see that they have practically no movement around the box, everybody wants the ball to feet.
He is also quite clinical, which is what arsenal need
>>68128587
>Is it worth getting back into gaming for? Don't even have a game-ready pc anymore
No, it's like a ok version of TF2
It's not really that great, but fun if you play it with your m8s
Also, the fact that there are a shit ton of playable characters makes it basically necessary to play with a team of people you know
>>68128591
pretty hype for Merino and Dembele
>>68128600
>>68128604
Cheers m8s. Guess not then. The mates I used to game with have jobs and wives now
>>68106240
>stop austria speaking to himself
when he stops spitting at people
>>68128599
>Any substance to this rumour btw?
>>68128624
The stories are mostly memes. it's only getting safer, but still has a lawless quality. travel in groups, know where you're going, treat everybody with kindness/like they have a gun. It's a very American city.
>>68128624
It would certainly give Tuchel a further rotation option, and allow for a more versatile midfield.
>>68128625
Merino joining up with the team is a bit delayed now. Still has the playoffs in Spain to worry about.
SpoBi have also said a deal for Guerreiro is close to agreement, which would make it 5 signings.
>>68128531
>If Chelsea were going to change their whole team they would have already started
if they knew they needed a CB last summer they would have started before august 15th and have a plan b beyond djilo and hector
>>68128599
Yeah done deal - I have my boys.
>>68128649
>not trusting /sp/ ITK
Why does everyone wank over Pele so much?
So what that he scored over 1000 goals. Michael Carrick could score 1000 goals in the fucking Brazilian league in the 70s
>>68128669
Chelsea last summer didn't buy a cb because they thought that Zouma/Cahill/Terry/Brani were enough for the 2 years it would have taken for Christensen to come back from his loan. They didn't expect Zouma to kill himself, Baba to be this shit (they probably assumed that Brani was going to be the new cb for these 2 years), and for Cahill to get worse.
Remember when Vardy said he hopes the Leicester team stick together to see what they can do? Then he fucks off to Arsenal. What a fucking goblin
>>68128669
Djilobodji was quite decent for Bremen, once he started playing they got a whole lot better defensively
>>68128724
there's a reason they went as hard as they did for stones and then panicked when it didn't happen..
>>68128740
banging needed
Is Kante actually going anywhere
>>68128248
yup
>>68128769
Think about it, if they desperately wanted a CB would they have focused only on one option and completely ignore anything else?
What happened is that they decided to either get Stones or not break the bank because it was deemed not necessary. Which is where Papy comes in, because he's the perfect candidate for a cheap stop gap option with no downside.
From there I can make more hypothesis but they are without bases.
Swansea City: Americans agree takeover of Premier League club
The American takeover of Swansea City worth around £100m has been completed, subject to Premier League approval.
Jason Levien and Steve Kaplan lead a consortium which has bought a controlling stake of 60% in the club.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36443990
the annexation of wales by the americans has begun
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36443990
>The American takeover of Swansea City worth around £100m has been completed, subject to Premier League approval.
U S A
U S A
U S A
>>68128812
Well it's just a respect thing, i've met dozens of Europeans in Detroit who haven't had a bad thing to say. Although we are usually on powerful pharmaceuticals
>>68128804
i've not seen one credible rumour yet
>>68128898
>takeover of Swansea City worth around £100m
seems incredibly low considering the tv money they'll get. I wonder what are the running costs of the club
>40m for a literal who
>poonited
at least it's a defender this time, I guess it's an improvement.
>>68128804
probably not this year, but i can see psg earmarking him as a matuidi replacement
>>68128898
who's the jew? or are they both?
>>68128403
It's utter shit
100% of clubs without exception play top 40 and big room EDM shit like disclosure
>>68111791
SALTY
A
L
T
Y
I unironically rate Bailly
>>68129045
Most football fans rate players they've never seen before
>>68129062
Im not talking about Austria
The ones that don't play that shit aren't even really clubs, theyre bars
i wish i knew who the big accounts were on leicester twitter so i could see the meltdown
first hummels and now vardy
buyern and wenger truly are the worst
vardy can refuse wanger and so can the little french african
they can sign new deals and stay with lester
>they won't though....
>or will they?
fuck who cares, I am going to dare to Zlatan
https://youtu.be/n05PfGyuibc morning tune
also PSG directors and Simeone are meeting since this morning I think. If it doesn't work they're moving on to Unai Emery. Also making a serious move on N'Golo Kanté
>>68129152
You should see Southampton Twitter about Koeman over the last couple of days, they're on full meltdown calling him a snake and saying Everton are a horrible oil money club kek
friendly reminder soccer aid is today
>>68129251
>PSG directors and Simeone are meeting since this morning
I am tired of believing this is PSG's year, every year I get disappointed.
>>68129251
Europa League aspirations?
>>68129273
>Phil Neville
>Legend
>>68129273
based eto and ronaldinho
is vardy to arseanal actually confirmed?
>>68129293
No but I think it's definitely happening
>>68129273
>danny murphy
>kieron dyer
>legends
>>68129273
why is mouyes not on rest of the world
>>68129272
Is it confirmed though?
If so what is wrong with Southampton. They even sell their fucking management along with players.
>>68129273
based big sam
>>68129332
It would be unwise to force a manager who doesn't want to be there to stay
Is this guy actually that good?
>>68129273
>no david beckham
DROPPED
>>68129273
>celebs
Literally who
>>68129354
glorified Veretout
Are no teams going after Giménez?
>>68129369
The atletico defender? Not that I've heard
>>68129273
>tfw I was expecting AP McCoy to be a giga manlet
>>68129369
>buying system babbies
not everyone's as retarded as wenger
>>68129310
think he dropped out, but he was still a coach for the england team
>>68129354
I think so, yes. Although it wouldn't surprise me if he stayed at Roma for another 2-3 years.
>>68129399
system babbies are the worst shit ever.
nothings more embarrassing than people who are pretend good.
>>68128968
in miami you have to go to strip clubs to listen to good music not a fucking club
Looks like Diafra Sakho is off to Sunderland
Good move for all parties
>>68111547
Linetrap of course
Lads? What you listening to?
>>68129441
Is it? I don't know why West Ham are selling him he seems fairly prolific for them
>>68129441
>Sunderland
>team spirit
>good transfers
They should knock down the Stokoe statue and put Big Sam up desu
>>68129475
Dolly Parton desu
>>68129483
maybe because he got involved in so much legal shit
>moving to sunderland, home of sexual predators
er, hang on
>>68129475
Bill Burr podcast senpie
>>68129475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfYm1relih4&list=PL41owVvOrLv5LAcbGsAyGzO--nFagmCC3&index=4
this song.
and when i looked at your pic, it had the same some of melancholy feel as the song. feels burdo burdo man.
>>68129332
Saints had agreed a new contract with his agent. Then Koeman sacked him and replaced him with this new agent who had the Everton deal lined up.
Everton are making Koeman the sixth highest paid manager in world football and it looks like Saints didn't want to match that.
Think they are confident enough in their recruitment that they feel they can replace him.
>>68129475
thoughts?
>>68129251
PSG have a pissload of wages to throw at like 2 players now that zlatan is gone
>>68129526
wew lad
>>68129526
I like it
Why are third kits always the best?
>>68129512
Money talks then.
Shame. At least Southampton are keeping to a budget though. If they tried to match the prices of other clubs they probably would of turned into another Pompey by now.
embolo is going to leipzig
>>68129535
they're not tied down by tradition or colour clashes
>>68129554
Fuck
Spurs were linked with him
>>68129554
I doubt that's Breel. Why would he leave Basel?
>>68129554
central euro transfers are fucking bonkers
why would he go there?
>>68129569
Why not?
>>68129512
saw something about AVB being his replacement
>>68129572
>money
>tinpot league
>knows that a lot of money will be invested in the team
>>68129491
Think I might buy it desu.
>>68129581
just type borussia mönchengladbach you tool it's not difficult
Whats the chances of Real Madrid going for another """"World Class """"" player this season?
Bearing in mind they only have this transfer window before they banned for however long.
>>68129587
Still rate AVB tbqh
>>68129579
He'd be playing relegation football at RB Leipzig? I don't think that's the best thing for a young player's development.
>>68129587
>that convo
Lel
>>68129602
Depends if anyone stands out at the euros
>the state of captcha
>>68129606
Small fish in big pond>Big fish in small pond
He needs a challenge or his development will stall
>>68129589
But far bigger clubs are after him? He should hold out.
>>68129595
is this the WORST meme of the summer?
>>68129629
no you are
PSG have offered French international and Leicester City midfielder N’Golo Kanté a provisional five year contract, according to Le Parisien.
Kanté’s representatives met with PSG last week when the capital club presented them with this contract offer.
Les Parisiens have informed the player’s entourage that they will pay his €25m release clause should he give them the go ahead that he wants to join them.
The report claims that having initially been slightly hesitant about returning to France, Kanté is more and more convinced about the idea of joining PSG, even if staying in the Premier League is his priority.
Chelsea have also been after the player in a major way over the last 10 days.
>>68129626
He should, but Leipzig are probably offering big dosh
>>68129625
I'm with >>68129626. The young negro should wait.
>>68129643
pls don't be a cunt kante...or cunte for short xD
>>68129587
Really don't rate AVB, think I'd genuinely prefer Moyes. At least he'd bring memes.
>>68129643
feel good mate
>>68129640
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68129606
RBL will be comfortably midtable
>>68129643
>25m euro release clause
Does every player have this shit?
Leicester are fucked
>>68129626
Nah, he's getting $$$ and guaranteed minutes in a top league. What more could he want?
>>68129669
>Leicester are fucked
they can offer the players the same terms and hope they accept
>>68129669
just Vardy and Kante I believe
>>68129664
I don't follow 2. Bundesliga, so I wouldn't know.
>>68111806
he should piss off to PSG already, he'll get his ego boost by scoring hattricks every week against the likes of Dijon and Metz
>>68129643
>meme team getting ripped to shreds
oh dear oh dear
>believing the PSG propaganda pamphlet Le Parisien
our year
>>68129790
>those arrows off Kante
top kek
>>68129697
>vardy with a 20 m pound release clause
what a fucking cheeky bugger
>>68129799
delete that image please
>>68129273
more like soccer aids
Who was the most underrated this season?
>>68129790
>PSG set a new record in football by becoming the first team to win their domestic league without a goalkeeper.
>>68129831
Idrissa Gueye
>>68129831
John Walters.
>>68129790
>No Matudi
>>68129790
>Aurier not in jail
>Matuidi not on the pitch
>>68129831
Defoe
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/518802/Arsenal-Leicester-N-Golo-Kante-Premier-League-transfer-news
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/03/chelsea-in-advanced-talks-to-seal-ngolo-kante-transfer-says-tancredi-palmeri-5922182/
http://www.fastonetwo.com/england/chelsea/110910/confirmed-chelsea-advanced-talks-reach-agreement-international-star
http://www.101greatgoals.com/news/transfers/man-city-advanced-talks-leicester-star-ngolo-kante-lequipe/
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/30/ngolo-kante-insists-he-is-happy-at-leicester-city-for-now
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3540375/PSG-lead-chase-Leicester-star-N-Golo-Kante-midfielder-available-20m.html
I know he's got great stamina and energy lads but I dunno if he'll be capable of playing for five teams at once.
>>68129848
>he rates Matuidi
o i am laffin
>>68129843
top kek
>>68129853
>ManCity
>Chelsea
Pretty sure he will either stay with the Foxes or move to PSG
>>68129273
>Ramsey fucking Bolton
Why do French people hate Giroud? He's scoring for them and yet the booo him. Why?
>>68129808
oi are you oriental m8?
sorry to offend how do I delete on here am new
>>68129878
because he is not one of them: Algerian
>>68129878
he's white
>>68129875
it's Barry
>>68129888
>t. self-hating Gook
>>68129878
I quite like him actually. He's far from world class but still quality. Also he has a great personality so that's not a bad trade off to have him instead of Benzema in our XI.
Fans boo him because the media are constantly shitting on him
>>68129475
I like that album
>>68129927
So he is your Dirk Kuyt.
>>68129927
>Also he has a great personality
Gignac does. Giroud is a cunt
>>68111547
Sue Lightning
>>68129354
he is elite
>>68106272
Transfer window hasn't closed yet, lad.
>>68129939
>Dirk Kuyt not universally liked
What ? I really thought everyone likes the guy
>>68129930
You're cool
>>68129955
>Giroud is a cunt
Why would you say that ?
>>68129790
>hazardous
no thank you
>>68130000
>>68129985
just look at him. how he talks, his manners on the pitch, how he plays football. you just know he's some self absorbed bastard. Lads like Gignac, Lass Diarra and Matuidi are nice. I could add Lloris but he's too much like that kid in elementary with perfect grades who don't mix with the other kids much
>>68129273
That is very poor by soccer aid standards. I'm guessing it's because all these INT tournaments are happening.
>>68130042
soccer aid is always played in the year of a major tournament
should move it to odd-numbered years
>>68129526
Shove on some Arab sponsor and it looks like it could be a forgettable Barca strip.
>>68129790
>Hazard
>>68129273
I hope Davids does tekkers and dirty tackles again this year.
>>68130081
I wonder what will happen to all the Vardy worship when he signs for us. Guessing you will all go back to supporting United/Chelsea/City like bandwagoners do.
How's your weekend been lads?
>>68130077
carried chelsea to a title
>>68130108
alri lad
>>68130041
>you just know he's some self absorbed bastard
You sound like you're projecting someone on him
>Lads like Gignac, Lass Diarra and Matuidi are nice
You don't have any arguments either. I think those guys, that I mostly like except Lass, have great PR advisors
>>68106272
You really don't, it's hard work
A fuckbuddy on the other hand
>>68130108
is she your gf
>>68130122
Fwb
>>68130108
Hopefully nowhere near as good as yours.
>>68130139
well done, lad
>>68130139
>>68130108
fuck off normie
>>68130139
Ah, Anglo degeneracy at its finest. Good lad.
