Soccer Aid 2016 Official Pre-Match / Game Thread 1
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It's that time of year again when shitty B-list Celebs play a game of footie at Old Trafford
Coverage starts at 6 pm on ITV.
England Line up
>Management:
Sam Allardyce, Robbie Williams and Bradley Walsh.
>Legends:
Jermain Defoe, David Seaman, Jamie Carragher, Phil Neville, Sol Campbell, Robbie Fowler, Danny Murphy and Kieron Dyer.
>Celebrities:
Louis Tomlinson, Damian Lewis, Ben Shephard, Danny Jones, Jack Whitehall, Jamie Theakston, John Bishop, Jonathan Wilkes, Mark Wright, Marvin Humes, Olly Murs and Paddy McGuinness.
Rest of the World lineup
>Management:
Claudio Ranieri and Niall Horan
>Legends:
Cafu, Dimitar Berbatov, Edgar Davids, Fabio Cannavaro, Jaap Stam, Samuel Eto’o, Ronaldinho and Dida.
>Celebrities:
Patrick Kielty, Iwan Rheon, Sir AP McCoy, Matthew Morrison, Michael Sheen, Nicky Byrne, Rickie Haywood-Williams, Sergio Pizzorno, Shayne Ward, Sean Fletcher, Thom Evans and Gareth Thomas.
>>68137198
All that Sunderland representation, love it.
>defence consisting of cafu, cannavaro and stam
damn
Stream link?
>>68137198
>>Celebrities:
>Louis Tomlinson, Damian Lewis, Ben Shephard, Danny Jones, Jack Whitehall, Jamie Theakston, John Bishop, Jonathan Wilkes, Mark Wright, Marvin Humes, Olly Murs and Paddy McGuinness.
>>68137198
>>Celebrities:
>Patrick Kielty, Iwan Rheon, Sir AP McCoy, Matthew Morrison, Michael Sheen, Nicky Byrne, Rickie Haywood-Williams, Sergio Pizzorno, Shayne Ward, Sean Fletcher, Thom Evans and Gareth Thomas.
Literally whos?
>>68137198
Literally who vs literally who
>ROW attack and defence
Jesus, this is Champions league RO16 tier.
>>68137436
In a good way?
Davids better put in some meaty tackles again this year
>watching this shit unironically
>>68137425
We really are scraping the bottom of the barrel now, a few years ago we had decent celebs like Mike Myers, Woody Harrelson and Will Ferrell playing.
>>68137481
I'm watching it ironically though.
Never heard any of these celebrities.
What the fuck.
>>68137488
Get some youtubers or something man, no one is going to watch the match based on those names.
>you now remember this
more like soccer AIDS
fuck this shite, cant believe it's still going
ramsay snow to score last minute winner
>>68137572
literally nothing /lifelongs/ can't do
>>68137488
Pizzorno scored a great goal a couple of years ago though. He's also /lifelong/
>>68137488
Are any of those "celebs" non-British either?
inb4
>Pizzorno
I know.
why would anyone willingly watch this garbage? it's basically an excuse Robbie Williams and his mate to have a kick around with famous footballers. It's so shameless it's disgusting.
>>68137572
what's kasabian's best song
Any ITV acestreams? The streaming on the ITV website is terrible quality
>>68137600
it's for charity you soulless fucking cunt
>>68137458
Yeah. Despite the age I think this shit legit could qualify.
>>68137618
http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
They have a better quality player than ITV
>>68137600
RUDEBOX
>>68137626
>it's for charity
Is it? so how much millionaire Robbie Williams is donating out of his millions? And why does he and his mate need to be involved every year?
celebs are fucking garbage but the ROTW legends are legit
I don't want to watch a game that reminds me of my age
>>68137683
you're a buffoon, get out of your basement for once
Remember when that gobshite from One Direction got taken out by Gabby Agbonlahor in some charity match and threw up?
>>68137614
thick as thieves for me, but hey that's just my opinion
Dat Ronaldinho Serge partnership
>>68137600
>implying you wouldn't do the same
>>68137674
bout the same desu senpai
>>68137719
lol yeah, that was Petrov's testimonial
>>68137719
Remember this?
>Serge originally had intentions to start a career in football. He says "I told my careers adviser I wanted to be centre forward for Leicester City"
>>68137597
It's worse than that. I looked up Rickie Haywood-Williams and Shayne Ward and they are both English.
But yeah, the quality is shocking compared to 2012 where they had the likes of Gerard Butler, Edward Norton, Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson and James McAvoy.
>>68137783
Proper lifelong
>>68137614
Club Foot no doubt.
Listen to it and tell me it's not
>>68137822
>Rickie Haywood-Williams
Somewhere in the Caribbean I guess.
>Shayne Ward
Irish maybe?
But yeah, it's a fucking abysmal line-up.
>>68137884
I prefer L.S.F tbqh
>>68137425
It's coming home
Total D-listers
How many can you recognize?
For me is:
Big Sam
Robbie Williams
Damian Lewis (he is the one from Band of Brothers right?)
Carra
Fowler
>>68137198
>Patrick Kielty, Iwan Rheon, Sir AP McCoy, Matthew Morrison, Michael Sheen, Nicky Byrne, Rickie Haywood-Williams, Sergio Pizzorno, Shayne Ward, Sean Fletcher, Thom Evans and Gareth Thomas.
People who aren't supporting RotW are literal CRETINS.
PIZZORNOOOOOOOOOO
>tfw virgin tv is dead so can't watch ironically nor unironically
>>68137968
>Defoe
Wot
>>68137968
guy from one direction
guy from homeland
guy that did "50 greatest world cup moments" with rio ferdinand
>>68137968
What kind of sick fuck what describe Kieron Dyer as an English Legend?
>>68137968
have no idea who damien lewis, ben shepard and danny jones are
>>68137968
>mourinho and defoe greyed out
kek
let the bants begin
>>68137906
Testament to how bad it's got. You can be English born and bred, and still end up in the ROW team just to make up the numbers.
This should really be England vs. R.O.G.B, not including the 'legends' of course.
Is Shayne War related to David Waughner?
>soccer
>>68137909
Do you know how I know you didn't listen to Club Foot?
Cos you answered with that.
In all honesty LSF was my song of the summer when me and my mates went to Cyprus ten years ago.
>>68137968
Cont.
Ranieri
The Bastard
Cafu
Dinho
Davids (because of the fifa cover)
Eto
Dida (because i remember him in super star soccer deluxe i think)
>>68138013
someone desperate to fill their roster
>>68137968
who the fuck is danny jones?
sounds like some random bloke
>glorious trophy
>looks like some shit you'd win for a county senior competition
>>68137679
>mfw legitimately liked that song when I was 13
What the fuck was wrong with me?
>>68138037
Oh hey, it's that bloke from Misfits that didn't do anything else
>>68138009
>guy from homeland
>not knowing him from band of brothers
Dirty guese.
>This terrible banter from Dermot and Kirsty
Well that's me done
>>68138037
Has Ronaldinho played in one of these before? The showboating could be off the hook
>>68138037
guy from kasabian
guy from one direction part 2
guy from the damned united and twilight
>>68138014
other than tomlinson, lewis is probably the most internationally accomplished person there.
>>68137968
Dyer should be listed under celebrities.
>>68138048
From McFly.
He isn't even in the game because he broke his elbow.
>robbie williams segment
FUCK
OFF
>>68138014
>have no idea who ben shepard
bait
>>68138092
That's Michael Sheen surely.
>>68138084
He's played in countless charity/testimonials, clearly misses the limelight. Not sure about Aid though.
>>68138037
>davids
inb4 this happens again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnuB7qDtyqg
Holy fuck who is going to pay to watch these people play? It's not even I'm a Celebrity! or the AFL EJ Whitten Legends match tier.
>johnathan Wilkes
What the fuck? In what way, shape or form is this useless prick a 'celebrity'!?
whens kick off? 8?
KO at 8 right?
>>68138092
was talking about the england """celebrities""" mate.
fuck off with the charity shit and get on with the footy
>>68137993
watch it on the internet then la
When's kickoff?
Every year Robbie Williams looks more and more like the singer of Rammstein.
>>68138037
oh and the guy from glee also
didn't edgar davids get really mad last time and start sliding everyone?
>our children
>>68138150
>>68138162
You're fucking kidding me we have to sit through 2 hours of this shite?
out of all the celebrities on both teams I genuinely only recognize Damian Lewis, Iwan Rheon and Michael Sheen
>>68138037
>Guy from Don't forget your toothbrush
>Ramsay Bolton?
>Westlife guy
>Shayne Ward from pop idol
>Bentshot Rugbyton
>Leprechaun McJockeysqueeks
>Serge Lifelong
Thats all I got
More Kirsty please.
Post the GOAT moment of Soccer Aid. Hard Mode: No Boris.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyjdjm2tbDE
robbie williams is a self-indulgent prick
bet those girls are WET for big sam
>>68138144
he's Robbie Williams' best mate. the whole thing is just an excuse for him and his m8 to have a kick about with some footy legends.
>>68138246
All celebrities are
>KSI will play in a soccer aid match eventually
>Rest of the world
>Rickie Haywood-Williams
>Sergio Pizzorno
>Shayne Ward
Aren't these 3 English?
>The city of screaming girls
Cringeworthy stuff I'll be back for kick off
But seriously, have you guys seen "Greatest world cup moments" with Rio Ferdinand and Olly Murs? Top lads
>>68138296
Hes more famous that almost everybody in there.
>needing to group all of the other nations on planet Earth to beat England's Brave Heat magazine megastars
ABE is a serious mental illness
>>68138297
muh heritage
>>68137488
>You will never experience anything like Woody Harrelson's penalty again
I wish John Bishop would get throat cancer.
>>68138332
Video?
>John Bishop
How desperate is this cunt?
Damien Lewis looks amazing, look at that fucking hai
>>68138332
this
GOAT
/sp/ lost it
>>68138144
he exists solely to play in these games
>>68138353
Who decided he was funny?
>>68138353
is his career dead? aint seen him for ages
Remember when that Amerifat lost 100s of pounds to get in shape for this match and Jose only gave him 3 minutes?
>>68138363
Serious question what does he do? Is he the most high profile NEET ever?
>>68138380
yeah man vs food guy. he's a good lad 2bh.
>>68138380
The Man vs Food guy?
I think he pretty much lives in the UK now and is a massive Spurs fan.
>>68138348
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdlb5i_woody-harrelson-penalty-kick_fun
>Berba and Ronaldinho on the same team
I'm expecting some next level silky smooth styling on motherfuckers
>>68138296
Won't be far off given his match the other day at Southampton. They got a decent turnout I think.
>>68138357
Way better choice for Bond than Loki would be. He looks fucking great.
>>68137198
Haven't heard of one of those celebrities
>>68138380
What a cuck. Jose showing what he thinks of fat yanks
>>68138425
>They got a decent turnout I think.
IIRC is 18 thousand.
>>68138411
Wonder what he thinks of portion sizes here.
>mark wright
Why can't this sleazy cunt just fucking slink off Beachyhead?
why is Defoe in when literally every other player is a decrepit mummy? Is this a giant charade to make him look like a superstar and upset Woy?
>>68138411
yeah he's /lifelong/ spurs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvkmBfEGw9U
to be fair to the lad he seems to have a genuine enthusiasm for them.
when does it start?
>>68138474
Big Sam influence?
>no Karl Pilkington
>no Heavy D
>no Stephen Mulhern
>no Cheggars
Shit team tbqh
>>68138449
That's not bad that. Fair fucks to them.
Just reading through the lineups
>Joe Sugg
He was doing some book signing near me a while back, had no idea who he was but they were queuing all over for him.
His sister is fucking fit and all.
> Ranieri not in talks with Vardy
> doing this shit instead
FUCKING WHAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68138544
why on earth would vardy move to arsenal
absolute melt that lad
>>68138544
he doesn't need to beg Vardy to stay, he clearly said if any player comes to him with a transfer request they're out
Don'r forget to donate lads
Stream where? Seems like fun.
> This charity shit
Who fucking cares? Why is Lara Croft asking for money? Just rob some tombs and shit
>Kick off at 8
for what purpose
>>68138583
Fuck that 2bh
My money's my own
>>68138542
>That's not bad that.
Yeah it kinda blows my mind they could get 10,000+. I thought a lot of the youtubers fans were Americans or too underage to travel to a match.
>>68138571
Leicester relegation in 12 months will be glorious
Where's Big Jamie Redders I was looking forward to him signalling to the bench then limping off after tweaking his hamstring then shattering his knee
>Cafu, Dimitar Berbatov, Edgar Davids, Fabio Cannavaro, Jaap Stam, Samuel Eto’o, Ronaldinho and Dida.
Jesus christ, that's a good ~2006 lineup right there
>>68138625
Injured mate
>>68138571
Why is he such a beta male?
>>68138583
Just checked the website, I think mine is broken?
>>68138589
Because they spend a few hours promoting the charity, interviewing players and showing the training sessions.
>>68138632
not sure you can line up with 8 players lad mate
More like Soccer AIDs, amirite?
what you eating lads?
>>68138482
qt desu
>>68138625
>Redknapp, Corden, Whitehall, Bishop and Flintoff won't be on the pitch at the same time to out-banter the ROTW team
>>68138632
That's almost like one of my Pro Evo 3 master league squads.
>>68138611
with teams like Boro, Bournemouth, Hull, Burnley and Watford it's a fat chance Da Foxes are going down m8
>>68138648
>boss I want to leave
>ok bye
>beta
wat
>>68138625
i want him to breed me the stud
>>68138588
Better off using the money to fund rebel militias to overthrow these shitty countries corrupt governments
>>68138583
>Every year, Jonathan Wilkes sits in his flat with nothing to do except stare at the signed photos of Robbie Williams, nip to the Job Centre and watch highlights of old Soccer Aid matches.
>Please donate now and give Jonathan something else to do this year: another Soccer Aid match.
>>68138649
> The UK Government will match the fund
You mean tax payers' money will match the fund.
ffs, we already pay foreign aid. This shit is cancer.
Rich people telling us to give money to poor people while they get paid to take part in this event
Yeah ok
>>68138633
He'll need to get a telly license if he wants to watch that stream
>>68138641
Rolled over in bed and did his ACL
>>68138583
>this money COULD go to this cause
>the money will protect them from violence
Top kek
I love how vague it is about it.
>>68138649
apex kek
>>68138583
there needs to be an independent organization that clearly outlines how much of your 10 quid actually physically goes to the stomach of starving kids because I recently discovered some of the biggest charities only actually give like 40% and the rest is for them
I want to sniff Louis' boxers.
>sam waving and jiving
based
fuck off robbie you CUNT
Start the match you cunts
Didn't this used to have very famous, American celebs? What happened. Not a big enough budget anymore?
Or is that something else
>>68138686
Ellie please
Dermot has a huge cock
Like fuck is he only 42
>>68138673
Aww fuck I was really wanting that to be the first 4chan OC banter webm.
>>68138684
Praying the three promoted teams get relegated next year. The three teams in the top six that didn't make it up (Derby, Sheff Wed and Brighton) were the three I wanted to see get there.
>>68138738
>I recently discovered some of the biggest charities only actually give like 40% and the rest is for them
How the fuck did you just learn that?
>>68138774
They all pulled out because it's a terrible time wasting commitment
>>68138774
I'm glad
Actually looks like it will be competitive this year
Suprised no one has forced Soccer Aid to have women playing
>>68138774
Maybe they realised the yanks were shit at football and wanted it to be more exciting.
>>68138804
I always knew there were some shady charities but I at least thought the biggest ones were more or less legit
>>68138774
ROTW legends are STACKED
the celebs this year or dogshit though
>>68138822
I don't think ITV have any equality quotas yet
I don't understand why people find these one direction bitches attractive
>expecting me to donate TEN POUNDS STERLING to the bottomless pit that is 'starving children' on a planet with a population of almost 7 billion
How about donating to replace my sides
>>68138796
same here. My ideal promotion 3 was Derby, Sheff Wed and Nott Forest
>>68138774
Yeah. Harrelson and Ferrell were two of the most notable. I think quite a few notable big-name actors used to turn up, Gerard Butler was one possibly.
>>68138673
A nice salty rosca.
why are they at the stoop
>>68137198
>celebrities
I literally don't know a single one
>>68138866
didn't Akon single handedly give electricity to like 100 million people which begs the question where did all those fucking billions in the past 50 years go to
>>68138861
They were told to. Like The Monkees.
if you haven't helped the less fortunate in person, you don't deserve to watch this
> Wearing the new Nike kit
ffs
>tfw Jose will never manage the real England
>>68138869
Derby and Sheff Wed have a great chance next year, especially Derby with Pearson and Weds have a very ambitious owner. Forest, depends who they get in as manager.
Liking the look of the Championship next year, a lot of big teams and the standard is getting better and better.
https://youtu.be/BnO3nijfYmU
a banger to get you all in the mood
>>68138918
> especially Derby with Pearson
Pearson has been shit at every manager position except Leicester.
>>68138822
Only a matter of time before Abby Wambach and Kelly Smith line up.
what the fuck does that absolutely bellend have tattooed on his neck? literally looks like a 3 year old with a permanent market went to town on him
Robbie Williams is insufferable
>>68138959
>Pearson has been shit at every manager position except Leicester.
>I don't know about Jimmy Glass
>>68138960
Rachel Riley plays too I think.
>>68138959
He kept Southampton up one year despite them being utter fucking toss. They went down the next year, I think.
>Still no transgender player involved
Very edgy by the BBC again. Bet you little kiddies are loving it too.
Jack Whitehall is easily in my top ten least favourite people on television list
Is this live right now? Ronaldinho has just got off the bus. How long does he take knitting up at his age and snorting coke? I though kick off was 6. Am I waiting til 9?
So there is a Yank.
Ranieri looks about 20 years older.
>>68139003
kek I heard Kat Jenner is gonna switch back to a man now
inb4 a SHE SAID NO BOLTON SHE SAID NO chant gets directed at Iwan Rheon
>all those screams for Ranieri
>>68138989
> Being shit all season and just staying up by the skin of your teeth is good mangement
Carlise also sacked him after the Jimmy Glass goal.
>>68138911
>begs the question where did all those fucking billions in the past 50 years go to
And the answer is "He didn't do it yet, the plan is to do it over 2 decades"
>you now remember that Ronaldinhio free kick that knocked England out in 2002
All them little girls going mad for Claudio
Ramsay Bolton and his 20 good men
Ranieri gets all the bitches. Bet he shagged Vardy's bird. That's why he's leaving.
>>68139034
>I know literally nothing about Michael Knighton
It's a miracle that club even stayed in contention for survival under that cunt.
I thought the girls screaming was for Ranieri for a second
>manlet paddy gets off the bus and all those little slutty 13 year olds get soaking wet
How much work has Kirsty Gallagher had done?
Matthew Morrison, literally who?
>irish man utd fan
>>68139049
poor David Seaman needed a walker at that point
>>68139049
Is Ronaldinho going to easy or just absolutely wreck? I'm hoping it's the second.
>England football legends
>Jermain Defoe
not legend
>David Seaman
is a legend
>Jamie Carragher
not a legend at all
>Phil Neville
Not a legend
>Sol Campbell
Only there to stop him playing the race card
>Robbie Fowler
Not a legend and hated England
>Danny Murphy
Not a legend and was a fucking shit footballer
>Kieron Dyer
Is he the physio?
>>68139118
epix XD shared to twitter
>the real housewives of cheshire
What the fuck
muh chillens
>>68139080
>Michael Knighton
late 90s to early 00s football league was full of crackpot owners, like him, the yank at Chester, the guy at Doncaster who tried to burn down the stadium for an insurance claim and that guy at York who wanted to rename them to Harchester United.
>Real Housewives of Cheshire
wait, this is actually a thing?
>>68139118
>Sol Campbell
>Only there to stop him playing the race card
>>68139118
Phil is a legend bog
>>68138014
>doesn't know based Lewis
do yourself a favour and watch Band of Brothers
>>68139162
Who to his brother for making him look a little better?
>>68139177
but definitely not Homeland
>>68139149
ITV is mind numbing cancer. They pander to the lowest common denominator
>Shayne Ward
was dragged to two of his concerts when he was on whatever fucking show it was back before i moved out here fucking pikey bollocks i still use the mug my sister bought at that concert
>>68139187
Homeland without the Brody family >>>>> Homeland with the Brody family
I hope england win so we stay in the EU
>>68139118
>carragher not a legend
won more cls than your club m8
>mfw based hendo got in over muh noble
AHAHAHAHAHA KEKS
> Putting ice in cider
> Watering down your alcohol
Fuck's sake, it isn't a spirit.
>>68139197
Channel 4 is worst, 90% of the shows are basically the modern version of a traveling freak show, with programs like Embarrassing Bodies, Benefits Street, Gogglebox, The Undateables etc.
>>68139206
agreed but the damage was already done
>>68139257
Don't forget that human pups thing on the other week. That was just fucked up.
>>68139197
What's objectively the best UK tv channel?
>BBC: Just cuck my shit up
>ITV: Pleb filter
>Channel 4: leftist edgelords
>Channel 5: DUDE BENEFITS LMAO
>>68137198
>Legends:
>Jermain Defoe, David Seaman, Jamie Carragher, Phil Neville, Sol Campbell, Robbie Fowler, Danny Murphy and Kieron Dyer.
>Legends
topkek
>>68139257
Didn't channel 4 have The Inbetweeners though?
>absolute banter central
>>68139206
I never watched Homeland. I wanted to because season 1 had that ginger lad but from what I gather from the ads he died and his wife became a Muslim. I see that every day in the UK so didn't bother.
>>68139257
>The Undateables
top tier fàm
laughing at autists is great entertainment, just look at that Theroux doc.
@LAZERfootball 29m
Leicester acting fast after losing Vardy to Arsenal. Ranieri in talks with Jack Whitehall!
Holy shit this cunt of an interviewer needs to shut the fuck up for a second and let the One Direction guy and that other dude actually answer his questions and tell his stories. Fuck sake.
>>68139301
4 out of 9 is ok
>>68139297
Sky Sports News
>>68139309
channel 4 has been dead in terms of creativity for years
that show isn't going to redeem it
>>68139297
Dave
>>68139309
Was that not E4?
>>68138544
do you want them to be stuck in a room together 24/7 or something
I have never heard of Jamie Carragher
Kirsty Gallacher can literally eat my dick
>>68139297
Sky Atlantic. UK channels are shit. C4 used to be ok with some gems. I done know how Utopia turned out but I wanted to see that.
>>68139323
she didn't become a muslim
he did though
kek
>Bradley Walsh
Yasssss
No one dislikes that madman.
Women are such a fucking meme lads
>>68139352
Who the hell is Cafu for that matter?
>>68139297
BBC 4
>I'm very much Italian
>I'm much nicer
>implying Italian football is nice
>implying Italian football has ever been anything but leg breaking
>>68137614
LSF for sure
>>68139376
What's happened mate? What did she do?
They really missed a trick not having Kit Harington playing for England for a Jon v Ramsay preview
>Jaap Stam
Saw this guy get destroyed by Andy Booth one time, never rated him since.
>>68139205
Is Shayne Ward related to Steve Waughner?
>>68139297
Sky sports news
It's literally the only tv channel I watch because everything else on tv is pretty much garbage nowadays. If I want to watch a tv show I just torrent all the episodes.
Who is going to be more high, Serge or Ronaldinho?
Wait so for this shit they literally take england players and "celebrities", and "rest of the world" consists of literal who british non-english people and then actual legendary footballers. Da fuq
Sam Allardyce
KING OF BANTER
>>68139425
That would have been jokes
They could have got Alfie Allen at least
What the fuck is craig shakespeare doing there? All this Leicester meme magic
why are there so many teenage girls there?
>>68139440
>Serge
Serge is fucking gone
>1 and 15 mins to kick off
>pele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4fzeK3SQa4
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
Ranieri's got a lovely pair of tits
>Pele pretending he can't speck clear English
The guy is a fraud
Michael Sheens so based
I should really rewatch The Damned United
>this meme player
>Pele
ERECTION PROBLEMS
Turns up also to the opening of an envelope, saw him at some match in Sheffield a few years ago for the "oldest club" shit.
>>68139441
There used to be actual celebrities for ROTW but its all gone to shit over the years.
>he fell for the Pele meme
> Pele
Get rid of this tosser, literally getting any attention he can get.
Ahh yes, another incomprehensible interview with Pele.
PELE
The fuck?
>this entire scene
jesus wept
>>68139494
Great film. The book was superb too.
>>68139476
I miss Fantasy Football. 2004 was the last one I think?
What the fuck is this interview?
>Olivia Coleman
FUCK OFF
>>68139441
It used to have some actual celebs. I still remember the shitposting on /sp/ when Woody Harrelson scored the winning penalty that beat England in the shootout.
Lol based Dermot
>>68139498
>>68139502
>>68139510
>>68139511
>>68139516
>>68139521
This is exactly how your grandchildren will see Messi. If you have any that is....
This is worse than top gear
>Pele
I expected this whole thing to be a bunch of lowly celebs looking for a bit of tv time but damn there are actually some top rated celebs/players here.
fuck off Olivia Colman I'm not in the mood for this
>le awkward funny lady
Ah fuck, I can't say that about Olivia Colman.
>>68139543
Who is Woody Harrelson?
>>68139425
>When Big Match Jon snaps Ramsay and he's stretchered off the field
> This guilt tripping
This shit should be illegal
>>68139551
Pele will show up to your house dressed as an alien to suck your dick if you drop a fat enough envelope in his lap.
PAY
ATTENTION
TO MEEEEEEEEE
Why does teenage girls ruin everything? What is to be gained from screaming and screeching consistently for hours?
>>68139546
lel no
>this one kid with my flag who thinks le no world cup man is goat
To be honest lads I've had enough of poverty. I'm going to have to turn the telly off until 8. Tell me if something starts happening.
>black people infrastructure
Wish Pele would do an Ali desu
Olivia Colman talking directly into the camera makes me feel like I'm Mark in Peep Show
>Living in poverty
>LOL having a 4th child is a GREAT idea
fuck off
>4th child
MAYBE THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM
> Mammals give birth for millions of years on their own
> Humans suddenly can't
This species is pathetic
Friendly reminder you will never fuck Kirsty Gallacher
>>68139598
something's happening right now you're missing it holy fuck
>>68139589
>Bradley didn't bring The Beast as an assistant manager
Why even bother watching?
who /harchesterunited/ here?
>Champions League final gets 30 minute build-up
>this tripe gets 2 hours
>>68139636
> That obvious mansplaining
>let's give more money to poor africans who simply then have more kids and the problem continues
not /pol/, but the only way this is going to stop is just to let it run its course and stop giving so much aid
>>68139589
brilliant film 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylftUmF-GSw
>>68139646
this is actually important though, it's saving lives
FUCKING TIGHT CUNTS DONATE 10 POUNDS TO THE CHILDREN YOU FUCKS
>>68139646
>b-b-but it's for Unicef!
>>68139636
>tfw Dream Team every Sunday at 8
Was fucking ace
Remember when they start using Chelsea matches instead of Charlton lel
>>68139634
>you will never see Big Sam and The Beast scrap it out
Never heard of Pele before ,was he
a boxer?
>eric cantona is still a thing
What went wrong?
>>68139618
>implying you won't knock up a random chick because of the sheer boredom of living in poverty with nothing to do
>>68139659
Was he based on Big Sam?
>>68139661
A pack a Marlboro nearly cost 10 quid now, so you can fuck right off
>>68139672
The right back with the dreads as Mario Melchiot.
Best season was when they were in the Championship and the Champions League, Clyde Connelly putting in the GOAT performance against PSG before chucking himself off the stadium:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVKDZ6xQr80
Also, Mad Don Barker, Frank Stone being outed, Viv Wright and his gun and that lad from Boyzone as chairman.
The average IQ in alot of country's in sub Sahara Africa is less then 70
A IQ of 70 is considered the minimum to understand how to grow crops
>>68139713
>smoking
>in 2016
mate
Do you think Johnny Vegas is salty about not being on PG tips adverts anymore?
>>68139688
Cantina, never heard of him
Hope big Jaap goes through Louis Tomlinson like a steam train
>>68139696
yes
Dermot is one hell of a manlet
Female reporters just shouldn't be part of this kind of thing. Always awkward as fuck.
>>68139713
>smoking fags
>not using an e-cig with shisha flavours
>>68139646
Every free to air AFL match over here gets a fucking HOUR of inane pre-game bullshit. I mean who fucking watches it?
McGuinnes is the only decent bloke there. The rest are nu-male faggots
BTFO
T
F
O
Based McGuinnes
Bishop looked like a fucking mug sneaking in the shot then
>>68139818
>being an e-cig queer
KAMMY
>>68139818
> e-cigs and vaping
Enjoy looking like a bellend steam engine.
Sorry to ask lads but would it be okay if you gave me a few (you)s
>>68139819
Yeah who the fuck watches AFL?
never watched any of these
are they actually fun or "forced" fun
BRADDERS AND KAMMY
A
S
E
D
>>68139818
but those explode in your face
>>68139866
Most of the country? More than the amount of people who watch wogball.
>>68139869
ITV's production team is utter shite.
>>68139634
I've met "The Beast"
He is obscenely huge.
Brad is such a fucking top lad.
PEA SOUP?
>>68139740
>A IQ of 70 is considered the minimum to understand how to grow crops
That sounds like bullshit. Give source pls.
>my mum's tea soup
Brad >>>>> the lads from Pointless
Based Brads
England gonna get rekt
Bradley Walsh did a pantomime of Cinderalla at my local theatre the other year.
PEA SOUP?!?
> Ironing the England kits burns it
Bravo Nike.
>>68139889
same
taught me maths when I was like 14/15
This is the best football panel Iv ever seen and it's for fucking soccer aid
These people makes me want to hang myself. What the fuck went wrong with England?
>>68139934
Is that the guy who hosts The Chase? Did he crack up laughing every two seconds?
He's a good lad.
>the one day of the year Jonathan Wilkes comes out of his bedsit to do a days work
I'm pretty certain the only clothes he owns is old soccer aid kits.
Ranieri is literally crying inside. I feel so sorry for him.
Vardy is a heartless cunt
BRAVO ITV
>>68137198
>>Celebrities:
>Louis Tomlinson, Damian Lewis, Ben Shephard, Danny Jones, Jack Whitehall, Jamie Theakston, John Bishop, Jonathan Wilkes, Mark Wright, Marvin Humes, Olly Murs and Paddy McGuinness.
>Celebrities:
Patrick Kielty, Iwan Rheon, Sir AP McCoy, Matthew Morrison, Michael Sheen, Nicky Byrne, Rickie Haywood-Williams, Sergio Pizzorno, Shayne Ward, Sean Fletcher, Thom Evans and Gareth Thomas.
>These are Celebrities in "Great" Britain
L I T E R A L L Y W H O
>Jose Muterinho
Give him a mic ITV you cunts.
>>68139959
ooo look who's bitter about losing to lelgium
>fat sam's gut poking out
>>68139889
He literally married his cousin.
>the welsh
>>68139919
Sawyer and Garrido >>>> any other team on Sky Sports News
Will Ranieri rustle up some meme magic tonight lads?
What the fuck does Jonathan Wilkes do
Sam is tanned as fuck, where do you think he went on his holibobs?
>>68139995
What?
>>68140021
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Wilkes
>Jonathan Wilkes (born 1 August 1978 in Baddeley Green, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire) [1] is Robbie Williams' mate.
wew
>>68139984
>celebrity in burgerstan
>>68140021
>Jonathan Wilkes (born 1 August 1978 in Baddeley Green, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire) [1] is Robbie Williams' mate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Wilkes
That Big Sam video will never get old.
Hope they put it on the big screen at the SoL every game.
> mfw Defoe snaps his legs in front of Big Sam
>Big Sam in Marbella
So at home
>>68140061
Muh dick
>ywn meet Big Sam at some shitty holiday resort club and dance together until the sun comes up
>>68140015
Garrido is a dirty piggy bastard and I hope he cried at wembley the other day.
So is Cannavaro not actually there? Haven't seen him and not in the starting 11
>>68140078
>Bog Sim
>able to dance more than 10 minutes before his heart starts acting up
>>68140061
thought that was thick Aguilera from the thumbnail
wasn't dissapointed anyway
>fwee lyohns on da chess
I hope Mark Wright gets a double compound fracture
Dat rest of the world team
Gonna get smashed lads
What was Mous on about? Already deep in delusion-land again?
>Based Ramsay
Someone's getting their cock chopped off.
>>68140078
I met Andy Gray in Portugal when I was about 14. He signed an autograph for me and my dad
> Serge scores a blooter
> Ranieri instantly gives him a contract
>>68140061
moar
Yeah rest of the world has this in the bag
>Dinho and Serge
it's over
> This literal Leicester tactics
RIP England
who is this yank bitch
FICKLI FICKLI
>>68140078
Premier League managers you would have a beer with
Lock-in tier:
Allardyce
Ranieri
Dyche
Bilic
Pardew
Closing time tier:
Mourinho
Klopp
Koeman
A few pints tier:
Mazzarri
Conte
Pulis
Pochettino
Maybe one or two tier:
Howe
Karanka
Wenger
Nah you're alright tier:
Bruce
Hughes
Guardiola
No one else gonna watch TG?
Eddie Jordan is on tonight so it could be memes.
MUH CHILLENS
>black kids stealing to sell shit for money
>>68140058
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Wilkes
>Love on a Saturday Night was axed after just a series and a half after poor reception, and Wilkes' involvement with SMTV coincided with it being ended.
>Some literally who in England is responsible for getting Shin Megami Tensei V cancelled
I fucking knew it.
>>68140199
>not knowing allardyce and bruce are best mates
>>68140201
thanks for reminding me
it can't be as bad as the first episode can it?
If Jose hadn't got himself employed again he might have featured in one of these donation segments.
>blackies getting molested
>>68140096
Aye aye, Billy Sharp's had a few cheeseburgers and twenty pints of bitter.
>>68140199
Steve Bruce that low? He loves the raz
> Rich American telling me to give money
Good goy
Do these attempt at tearjerker adverts work on anyone anymore? Bit overplayed
Does anyone honestly believe these charities are honest
Does anyone really think infrastfucture is being created
All these manlets
>LE MILLIONAIRE CELEBRITY CRYING GIMMICK
fuck off
donate your fortune if you care that much
Is Lewis Hamilton's ex-girlfriend more famous in the UK than the US now?
Is she a bit like Will.i.an? He literally gave up on LA to make it in the UK instead.
>>68140228
im laughing imagining that
>this cringe segment
fuck off
dozy yank bint
she could donate more than any of us put together
This is kind of disgusting.
Masquerading a celebrity gathering in the name of 'charity" is pretty fucking low.
Is it wrong that idc
>>68140199
Klopp, Pep, Fat Sam and Ranieri
Rest can fuck off.
george goin for those pussycat tits
Nicole Sherzinger about to adopt this lil nigga
>fake crying
Kek it's in shambles, it's an absolute travesty.
>>68140247
Literally after typing this i shed a tear as that george kid hugged her lmao
Shame on me lads
>american white celebrity gets blacked
lel
>>68140096
Enjoy League One. Again
>>68140247
>30 years since live aid
>world is still shit
ah yes, very good
>>68140224
I'm waiting patiently for a proper episode featuring Chris Harris because I reckon he'll be the saviour.
Wasting his talents locked away on Extra Gear.
What's your favourite pringle's flavour lads?
>>68140251
That lad from GoT really is a midget. I was in Belfast last year for a job interview and met him in a bar, can't be much more than 5'6"
The cost of the make up on her face could feed those kids for a decade
Let's face it. George is probably dead now.
>>68140294
I thought extra gear was an online only part?
I was expecting the show to feature all presenters every episode, all with their own little segment.
>>68140247
>Does anyone honestly believe these charities are honest
The big ones are corrupt as fuck.
Your local ones are the worthy ones.
>>68140305
Salt and vinegar is the only correct answer
>>68140305
Salt and vinegar
>>68140305
the spicy ones, forgot what they're called
in a purplish type packet I think
Ramsay Bolton dies tonight in game of thrones by the way everyone
>>68140305
Sour cream and onion
>>68140348
drown yourself
>>68140362
proof
Now George has all the money he needs to fulfill his dream of being the molester not the molestee
Have you ever given money to a TV donation drive, /sp/?
>>68140341
Yes it's iPlayer only. I think the plan is to rotate them with Evans and Le Blanc as the main two.
>>68140309
And yet he is more successful than you even when he is short
>>68140360
>Favourite flavour
>Doesn't even know the flavour
>>68140253
How much does it cost to fly them there first class and back for 3 hours?
>>68140305
Sour cream and chives
>>>68140353
>>68140348
>Being a literal faggot
It literally tastes like bitter piss m8s
>>68140228
someone really needs to make a premier league satire sketch show.
would be great.
like only an excuse in scotland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfkVB5vUURs
>>68140305
Hot and spicy. Once you go black you can't go back.
Who watching Le Shouting Ginger Man tonight?
>>68140400
Wow people have different taste to me better call them faggots
>>68140382
No because I'm intelligent and realize the majority of charities are ponzi schemes.
>>68140394
>implying I fucking buy them on a daily basis
Sorry I'm not an obese slob with a pringles addiction
>>68140362
He'll die ep. 9 or 10. Bastardbowl.
>>68140305
Paprika
Think me and the mrs just broke up lads
>>68140418
was cringeworthy last week
hope it picks up
>>68140362
Wouldn't be shocked. This show is TWD now. Nothing happens. People survive ridiculous shit. 20 minutes later they die in a stupid 1v1 for no reason and it changes nothing. I quit TWD when they spent all of S3 farming carrots but wish I quit in the fucking awful S2.
>>68140221
>Literally pegged it up to Manchester from north London to get on it for Big Sam's 50th
Is there anything lower than buying your """wardrobe""" from JD?
>>68140221
>>68140242
Forgot about the Bruce thing. Actually, he can go up to a Few pints tier.
There's a few in the Championship that seem sound.
Lock-in tier:
Pearson and Powell (gotta have the double act)
Stubbs
Carvalhal
Based Heckingbottom
McCarthy
Closing time tier:
Wagner
Hughton
Jokanovic
JFH
Simon Grayson
A few pints tier:
Caldwell
Di Matteo
Monk
Dean Smith
Maybe one or two tier:
Nigel Clough
Rowett
Jackett
Alex Neil
Paul Trollope
Nah, you're alright tier:
Owen Coyle (teetotal)
Benitez
Lee Johnson (seems like a cunt)
>>68140454
>Call your gf "The Mrs"
you deserve everything bad that happens in your life
>>68140447
Fuck off /brit/.
>rochelle humes
Hnnnnnnnnng
who is vicky pattison?
>>68140418
>tfw your teeth are as ginger as your hair
>>68140493
Geordie Shore.
I hate myself for knowing that.
>>68140493
Geordie Shore lass. Probably the hottest one on the show which isn't saying much.
>click Daily Mail
>top story pic related
LADS
LADS
LADS I'VE BLOODY HAD IT!
> We met in the jungle
Racist
Shame Boko Haram couldn't have got to Tinie Tempah
wish these famous cunts would do one
uh oh lads. more tear bait coming
wish I was berbatov lads, ill even sacrifice my hairline to become him
>>68140418
I was completely neutral on Top Gear. Clarkson is a bit of a twat. Not that bad on the show though. I'd watch it now and then but didn't care it was over.
I didn't go near the reboot purely because of him. The little goblin is genuinely from he'll. Just look at the obnoxious little shit stain.
>Literally shitting yourself to death
lmao
>stupid niggers who don't know about water filtration
>>68140480
>only a few pints with de matteo
>not wanting to drink with benitez
Literally what
Tiny Tiddler strikes me as someone who is thick as shit
>>68140524
Why? He seems like an alright fella.
>>68140604
FA Cup Final famalam
>>68140572
Looks like a Bond villain
Why do uneducated, financially unstable people have children? I've never understood this meme desu senpai
>>68140520
i'm struggling to understand the story here
what the fuck is happening
>>68140589
Ya get me brah
Why should we give these people money for their shit countries?
Look how developed we are. what help did we have? The whole success of the earth is based on how people and animals adapt and survive.
They should fight for themselves or die off. Either way I couldn't give a monkeys.
This guys haircut could probably pay for an unlimited supply of clean water.
>>68140615
Yeah, that was shit. Doesn't deserve death though, the cunt that thought it was a good idea to turn the event into Superb Owl does.
>>68140638
>marry an african warrior
>break up
>fuck his son
>babby
>>68140635
>Tfw were stopping natural selection
>>68140309
Someone's gonn get flayed tonight
Dead serious question, someone explain to me why Africans are drinking such filthy water?
Can they really not find any sources of clean water, can they not boil it? Early man managed to get clean water thousands of years ago so why can't africans?
>>68140665
>taking shitposts this seriously
m8
>>68140642
These countries hadn't even discovered the wheel untill it was introduced to them a few hundred years ago
>>68140642
>Why should we give these people money for their shit countries?
You don't. Don't begrudge others who decide what to do with their money.
>>68140642
because if you pretend to be a good person you can brag about how good of a person to other people duhhh
>2h build up
>>68140667
so the son is that pasty white autist on the left? he albino?
>has school and football
>has personal camera crew for a reality tv segment with favourite celeb
>but no clean water
I think they should get nothing until they get priorities straight to be honest.
>>68140058
Why is his spouse robbie Williams ?
>>68140638
I believe
>ugly womeme goes to Africa to marry strong nig after volunteering there
>break up for some reason
>nig's son decides to fuck ugly womeme
>gets her pregnant, she has to return to UK after her volunteering 'job' is finished
>Now she's a single mother because the nig that got her pregnant doesn't want to go to UK and get bound to this womeme
>invents the excuse that she's more 'like a mum than a lover' so he can continue getting African pussy
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