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Upcoming events:
6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava - [Starts at 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST]
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2) - [FP Prelims start at 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST | FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST | PPV starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (Still TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Previous thread: >>68079551
News:
>Is MMA getting bigger than boxing? http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/have-mma-and-ufc-surpassed-boxing-as-king-of-combat-sports-betting
>Nikita Krylov vs Ed Herman added to UFC 201
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/nikita-krylov-vs-ed-herman-added-to-ufc-201-in-atlanta
>Luke Rockhold has grade 2 MCL sprain, is still fighting
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/csac-doctor-champ-luke-rockhold-has-grade-2-mcl-sprain-but-ok-to-fight-at-ufc-199
Imagine being so autistic that you start general threads early because you're starved for attention
>mfw someone says a cuss word
>>68092841
>those obvious af lifts
>>68092818
Fucking kill yourself
>mfw I realized Conor will ko nate, floyd, frankie, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>>68092818
Bro I told you to get rid of the parenthesis and the small shows no one cares about(pancrase, Titan, and the nonexistent invicta show).
Come on man, step your game up.
HEIL SCHAUB
>>68092895
your opinion = wgaf
casuals out
Is ONE or Lellator the second biggest mma promotion in the world?
>>68092970
lellator is appearance, ONE in actuallity
>>68092970
how do you determine size? viewers?
>>68092970
ONE has the asian market, they'll be the UFC's main competitor soon enough
>>68092991
viewerships and/or revenues i guess
>>68092998
no one has the asian market m8. it barely exists.
>>68093001
M1 is probably up there in terms of viewers.
>Schaub thinks the Garbrandt card is better than 199
Nobody takes him seriously, right?
He's just a meme, right?
>>68092970
You tell us how big one FC is in Asia man.
On normiebook one has 2.5 million likes, bellator has 1.5 million.
Bellator obviously has the better talent and should be second, but idk how big one really is in Asia.
>>68092970
It's ONE, they've got broadcasting deals throughout Asia (trumping Bellator) and get sponsored by companies Disney.
It's funny because Bellator gets a lot more attention, but that's largely because they're based in the US.
>>68093029
>m-1 is up there in viewers
Werdumface.jpg
Are we pretending now?
this guy has terrible luck
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-fighter-darrell-horcher-grateful-to-be-alive-after-horrific-motorcycle-accident-052716
>>68093069
>typing out what you're trying to quote
t. newfag
>>68093085
nah he's got bad luck.
your parents have terrible luck.
>>68093054
>>68093061
well a vietnamese channel was broadcasting one of their shows live with local commentary and shit, even had replays of shows afterwards. since mma isn't even a thing here i guess it shows they're still expanding by being more and more accessible
ONE has pretty chill tv deals or so I've heard, to my knownledge many countries here can watch it live for free as well
>>68093100
meanie
>>68093047
We all love him here, sorry goof
>>68093054
>>68093106
It's worth noting "Normiebook" is banned in China
>>68093266
can any of you goofs read moon and tell us how many followers they have on chinese facebook
http://weibo.com/onefc
>>68093281
703, 037
>>68093297
*703,037
OP YOU FAGGOT
WHY YOU NOT POST 4/6 HENDERSON VS. LOMBARD ???
Will Spain's own Dominicko Cruz take the belt back casa?
>>68092970
Is One bigger than WSOF?
>>68093537
WSOF actually pay for their TV deal and run at an incredible loss IIRC
>>68093047
On paper there were pretty comparable spice-wise post Weeman pullout.
>>68093542
when
will
they
learn
>mfw bisping ko's luke with a wheel kick
>>68093693
>mfw luke gasses just like he gassed in the weidman fight and bisping coasts to a decision victory
>tfw 2 of your BOYS are fighting today
>tfw it's your birthday
>tfw just shitposting on /heem/
>>68093740
Happy birthday, go KO someone to celebrate
>>68093731
but Luke was on antibiotics for that fight and Bisping is on a sort of short notice
>>68093740
gefeliciteerd me lad
Anyone link for that video about Dominick Cruz movement, when Dominicks movement is compared to Ali's?
>>68093762
Luke has an excuse for every fight in case he loses or looks bad in any way
>>68093740
happy birthday bro.
>>68093740
happy birthday lad, who are your boys? Bisping and Breese?
post GOAT walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>>68093795
So what you're saying is that he wasn't on antibiotics, and just so happened to gas early just like being on antibiotics would?
>>68093835
http://nicogachan.net/watch.php?v=sm2652052
The next few weekends is /heem/ heaven.
Are you niggers excited?
>>68093835
Who walks out to that?
>>68093847
I'm sure he was, but if he looked fine he wouldn't have even mentioned it. He exaggerated his knee injury this time too
>>68093740
heemy bday
>>68093847
USADA
S
A
D
A
>>68093792
Found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dB3YUerKVU
Mohammed Ali, what a legend.
>>68093847
why do u dick ride him so hard
>>68093861
Chris Leben did once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VprGTqEsBTM
looks pretty epic
>>68093835
https://youtu.be/oQgicu6G6n8
>>68093877
If you're sure he was, what does it even have to do with my original point where Luke's stamina was affected by antibiotics
>>68093887
because ridiculous pricks don't like Rockhold for reasons like A. He's good looking B. He grew up rich or C. He doesn't bring 'le bantz', meanwhile he's a great fighter and I can't remember a single boring fight he's ever had
>mfw Bisping walks outs to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
>the state of Cruz's lift wearing
christ man have some dignity
>>68093106
Is the local commentary any good or is it Bill Superfoot Wallace tier?
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
Rockhold has a torn MCL.
Nobody can roll with a torn MCL.
Nobody is dumb enough to try.
Nobody has that much fighting spirit.
Nobody can overcome these odds.
In 17 hours we get to see it live on Pay Per View. How cool is that?
>>68094027
the AC said its only a sprain
>>68094023
>Rockhold rocks and knockdowns Bisping
>Rockhold starting to celebrate on the fence
>but Rockhold, m-match is not over says refereee
>bell rings
>Rockhold starts to meme around next round
>Bisping KO's Rockhold
>mfw
>>68094042
e-es normal?
>>68094060
AND NEW MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
MICHAEL "THE CUNT" BIIIIIIIIIIISPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>68094060
>Luke's face when
Callum Bisping will assault Rockhold with a steel chair
Swallow or spit, /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA0DikFdIWE
i'm watching yesterdays face-offs . Uriah Faber is shook as fuck HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68094170
w-was he talking about cum?
"If you can believe Jesus walked on water, you can believe you me" - Michael 'The Count' Bisping
>>68094090
/hueem/ is love
/hueem/ is life
Why are people so certain Bisping is going to win? Rockhold is a lot better than him and also has a reach advantage. Bisping also gets distracted by stupid shit in the middle of the fights and starts talking to the ref in the middle of getting punched in the head. I think Bisping showed nothing in the Silva fight that can beat Rockhold. He is probably going to get kicked in the head/body or countered with Rockholds right hook and then gets submitted.
How is Bisping going to actaully win if he does? The only way he can win is by getting close to Rockhold and landing strikes there and winning by decision or heem. Rockhold is good at maintaining distance and using his long reach so I don't see that happening.
tl;dr why Bisping?
>>68094201
>you can believe you me
>>68094238
im pretty sure, everyone thinks rockholds going to fuck him up m8
>>68094238
Meme power dude, meme power
The outcome which will produce the most memes is the most likely outcome
>>68094238
I think Bisping is the better boxer, if Luke really is planning on boxing then Bisping's chances go way up. Although he lacks power to hurt Rockhold and his cardio might suspect with the short notice nature of the camp. Otherwise I expect this fight to go similar to their first one with Rockhold chewing Bisping up with kicks.
>>68094201
fuckin kek
>>68092954
It looks awful.
im boycotting this card because of how ufc treated Conor McGregor, disgraceful. he lifted the company from its knees and they spit in his face. scum.
>>68094238
>Why are people so certain Bisping is going to win?
People want him to win. Doesn't mean they are certain he will.
If I bet with my heart, I say Bisping. If I bet with my head and wallet, I say Rockhold.
>>68094333
I think that Nik Lentz is the worst matchup possible for conair
>>68094357
thats my meme lad, glad you enjoyed it :)
>>68094333
I'm pretty sure almost everyone on /heem/ "boycotts" every card because I don't think anyone here is actually inviting over a few friends to watch the fights
>>68094363
Memes are owned by no man.
I've been a fan of Luke's fighting style for a while now and thought I'd speak up.
He's a tricky customer in that he has people scared of his striking but he's beat his last 4 opponents on the ground.
I can't understand how people are liking Bisping so much, this guy repeatedly embarrasses himself and never learns or admits defeat. Mouthpieces like him and Conor are a detriment to the sport imo.
I love Luke's no bullshit approach, fighting injured but dgaf.
I predict he'll actually use two arms to beat Mike this time and make it look easy again.
>>68093757
>>68093796
>>68093772
>>68093881
>>68093821
Bisping and Cruz, thanks lads, hope you have nice days yourself
>>68094374
meme is a social construct
>>68094363
can you post the other ones aswell I forgot those
>>68094011
Prob the latter.
>>68094451
>british memes
I got one for ya
my BOY and his bros
>>68094451
don't have them written down, might shitpost today if i get bored
>>68094496
delet
>>68094521
>cockhold is his boy
gonna be a rough day for you lad
>>68093835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CthAvRcXSc
Gracie jiu-jitsu motherfucker
>>68094521
Jesus they all look so similar
>>68094521
fucking surfer beach bum family, figures
>>68094521
arent those rockhold brothers
>>68094537
>rockhog will lose to bisping
How long until first prelims for 199 friends?
>>68094543
What do you think bros means?
>>68094575
About 11 hours and a bit
>>68094556
>rockhold will beat bisping
>>68094575
EFN is in 6 bongs
Cage Warriors is in 9 bongs
Prelims start in 11.5 bongs
All avaliable at UFC.tv
>>68094590
>bisping will beat rockhold
So now we know Luke's 'MCL Tear' was a lie, it's a safe bet that his staph infection from the Weidman fight was also made up to excuse his awful conditioning post USADA.
I think my Bispboy can do it.
>>68094590
>>68094614
>it's not gonna be a draw
lel you goofs
>>68094614
>bisping won't beat rockhold
>>68094635
how dare you impugn the honor of a samurai
>>68094590
>>68094614
>>68094644
We all know who's belt it REALLY is...
>>68094665
>tfw he takes the belt off Bisping in MSG
>>68094644
>rockhold wont beat bisping
>Leave the Middleweight division to us
>>68094644
>>68094712
Reminder that avatarfagging is against the rules.
The fights are tonight. Behave yourselves if you want to be able to post here during them.
>>68094709
Based.
>>68094712
>bisping won't land a flying scissor heel hook and tap cockhold
https://youtu.be/ibkUbQuRS1E
I only come for the international shitposting when British fighters are on. Is that so wrong?
>Bisping beats Luke
>Browne beats Cain
>Jones beats DC
Is AKA officially done?
>>68094782
AKA are all gonna lose all the belts, so fuck you
![MichaelBispingEstherLin_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSEc6Jk.jpg "MichaelBispingEstherLin crop north[1]")
>tfw natty goat
post best highlight videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29SmxknrmRY
>>68094782
No, the muslim savior will rescue them from obscurity
>>68094808
https://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c
https://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c
https://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9chttps://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c
https://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c
>>68094824
Based Natty GOAT
>>68094819
arent those poisonous
Bisping can not beat Rockhold, but Rockhold can certainly lose against Bisping.
If Luke "Cock Hold" Rockhold doesn't walk out with an American flag I will fucking KO him myself.
>>68094840
you fucking racist
Exam ended, lads. Got a viva tomorrow morning during the fights. Before I heem myself, what are the memes I've missed?
>>68094858
>Got a viva
what did he mean by this?
>>68094858
Bisping has a chance at winning.
>>68094858
Luke is a samurai now
>>68094853
If he doesn't the UFC PR people fucked up.
>>68094858
luke is a samurai
cruz is an awkward loser with no friends
we somehow like bisping
>>68094869
interview type oral exam.
https://youtu.be/023rDY5w7Sc
F
>>68094858
cruz is an autist who also browses /heem/
>>68094901
>we somehow like bisping
why are americans so dumb?
>>68094949
Cruz going to that mexican birthday party was funny, he's still my boy.
>Bisping wins the belts
>only defends in England
>breaks Andersons record
>>68094905
Just remember to keep the balls in play, guys love that
>>68095032
Nobody complains about a cheeky finger up the bum either once they've tried it
>>68094397
>Luke's no bullshit approach
Like a samurai
>>68095058
Hard to tell which of them has the worst haircut.
>>68094905
what subject? I've never heard of this before outside of medical specialty license exams
>>68094905
sir this is a sfw board
>>68095080
I know, weird as fuck. political science.
>>68095091
>political
>science
>>68095091
huh, interesting. good luck la
>the look on your face when you aint gon stop suckin even if jon nuts
had my banana smoothies:
3 bananas
3 tablespoons of sugar
375 ml of water
I AM A REAL VEGAN
I AM A REAL FIGHT FAN
>>68095148
GUIDA
>>68095148
was it organic australian grown crane sugar though
>>68095179
not sure but it was the fancy type
Would you trane at Claudia's gym?
>>68095203
only if she rolls with me :3
>>68095218
get a dog, bro.
>>68095249
i need a pupper like dojo to keep me company desu. might get one soon.
find me a better chin in all of combat sports
protip: you can't
>>68095257
do it.
>>68095296
throws like a bitch
diego sanchez
i'll knockout anyone in the ufc
Most embarrassing heavyweight fights? I'm submitting Miocic=Hunt.
>>68095346
any time that fat retard loses is a good time
>Ali is dead
Why even go on
>>68094840
they're cherries mate, delicious. You have any in Dutchland??
>>68095394
>perform autopsy
>he had '''''''''''''''''''''CTE'''''''''''''''''
>MMA banned.
>>68095394
The GOAT lives on
>>68094189
>>68094170
What is wrong with women? If a man like Luke asks you that question, you show him the answer that instant instead of acting all snooty about it.
>>68095416
>implying we need an autopsy to find that out
Costas Phillipwho?
>>68095464
Stann giving her the ocular patdown
>>68095464
is she going to get cut?
THE picks are officially in
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/4/11856866/ufc-199-predictions
>>68095480
the best part is when she is walking away after the staredown
>>68095494
>>68095464
joe silva clearly wearing lifts
>>68095470
lob some mma guys in here lads
>>68095480
Penne was my first fitefu
Hey /heem/, who was your first fitefu?
>>68095480
she is a certified qt now that joanna fixed her nose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlWi8MJPwa8
>>68095526
Namajunas is mine
>>68095346
Catchweight Miočić vs. Maldonado counts? Was Maldonado a heavyweight at the time of the fight.
Every Jared Rosholt fight.
>>68095473
>Based Stann won't be commentating tonight
:(
>Eugene, you're Rachel Ray...
MAWHHAAHAAAAA
>>68095526
tate for sure
>>68095541
shoutout to Dojo
>>68095494
fuck what a bod
I would suckle that test clit all day
>>68095515
>le pillow handed ninja memes
>>68095618
wtf
>>68095541
her new nose did up her to bangable mode
>>68095598
>the thing is white people need to be guilty, its fucking horrible
>Dominick Cruz thinks he "WON" the rematch with Faber
Lmao little bitch thinks getting pummeled by overhand rights is "winning". Judges were obviously rigged.
>>68095700
you know cruz has the belt right?
it'll be the same today, challenger always has to decisively win
>>68095724
Not Robbie Lawler apparently lmao.
>>68095700
>faber
>champ
wew
>>68095724
>cruz beat tj decisively
>get caught in a tight guillotine
>spit your mouthpiece out
>ref separates you from the submission to put it back in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuyjK1a9jk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuyjK1a9jk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuyjK1a9jk
>>68095759
>He doesn't know how to score a fight
>>68095759
tj was the challenger m8, you the challenger rule is the truth
>>68095771
Did the Brazilian who fake tapped earlier in the night survive long enough to make it home to Brazil?
>>68095771
Russia is corrupt as fuck m8
>>68095792
not sure la but it the same ref btw
>>68095759
Well, he did beat him by decision
That's about as decisive as that fight was, fuck knows what these other jokers are on about.
>>68095786
>he doesn't know defense isn't a scoring criteria
>>68095894
It's literally scored lower than controlling the octagon, defense isn't going to win you a round.
>>68095918
Defense literally isn't a factor in scoring, you good. It is its own reward.
what went wrong?
>>68095936
>14. Judging
>C. Judges shall evaluate mixed martial arts techniques, such as effective striking, effective grappling, control of the ring/fighting area, effective aggressiveness and defense.
>D. Evaluations shall be made in the order in which the techniques appear in (c) above, giving the most weight in scoring to effective striking, effective grappling, control of the fighting area and effective aggressiveness and defense.
How many buddies do you guys have coming over for the fights tonight?
>>68095954
>using outdated rules
Lmao kiddo
lads im going for a run, should I just run for 30min or do some sprints in between
>>68095955
zero (0)
>>68095971
Source me on that one. Not saying that as in I'm calling you a liar, I'd just like to read it.
>>68095988
30min.
You'll just half ass the sprints.
>>68095988
enjoy your exploding knees and back problems. learn to swim.
>>68095346
Roy nelson vs jared rosholt
>>68095998
This was the final draft that was submitted.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:NdsFMApFZl4J:listserv.wa.gov/cgi-bin/wa%3FA3%3Dind1208%26L%3DBOXING-MARTIAL-ARTS-WRESTLING%26E%3Dbase64%26P%3D36417%26B%3D--_006_1A67C07E2B7C8E4F8A96B522A30783741564CDWAXMXOLYMB001WAXw_%26T%3Dapplication%252Fpdf%3B%2520name%3D%2522Unified%2520Rules%2520of%2520Judging%2520MMA%2520Criteria%2520-%2520Findal%2520Draft.pdf%2522%26N%3DUnified%2520Rules%2520of%2520Judging%2520MMA%2520Criteria%2520-%2520Findal%2520Draft.pdf%26attachment%3Dq+&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
Today is a glorious day /heem/ . First i'm going to gym, later today i'm going to fuck one Serbian qt (from Smederevo) whos coming to Zagreb who i'm in touch, later tonight i'm with my friends drinking and around 3 in the morning i'm coming home to wath some heems. i r8 this 8/8
>>68096023
>drinking
>>68096004
>implying I have the beach nearby or the beach is even clean
just fuck up my location bro I wish I was near the pacific swimming with some dolphins
>>68096023
>having sex
i hope you aren't wasting any of your man juices. the more man juice you have the more heem power you have.
>>68096031
>he's antisocial
don't sell me that straight ege bullshit cause i'm not buying it. you are either beta faggot without friends, or you are drinking with your m8s on weekends
>>68094333
Yeah, you tell em
>>68096078
Or he is a true martial artist, you degenerate bum. Quit rationalizing your own shortcomings and inability to deal with reality.
>>68096107
I'm a karate black belt 2 dan, reach 195, height 181, literally a goat, mcgregor ain't shit on me m8. i'm a beast.
Im getting an upset vibe from Le California Man, Cruz has been looking drained
>>68096159
>Le California Man
Which one is that? Like all four guys in the main event were either born or live in California
>>68096039
>what is a swimming pool
He never said anything about the beach
>>68096183
Buttchin
>>68096039
>beach
get a pool
>>68096078
yeah those are the only two possibilities
>>68096132
You're a delusional drunk. Are we pretending now?
Who is gonna parlay bisping and Faber on here. Im on the fence about that
Pretty hyped for tonight's card
Props to Bisping
>he didn't parlay Tate+Diaz
>he didn't parlay Faber + Bisping
Literally lmao right now
>>68096039
>not living on the water and having a pool
what are you doing with you life?
>>68096199
Both Cruz and Rockhold are looking weird, Luke with his knee and Cruz with his knuckle
>>68096220
can you give us a breakdown of their boxing?
Is Bisping really a 6-1 underdog?
how many predictions did you submit?
>>68096235
Cruz got primo defense, Luke has holes, Bisping has decend boxing, Faber has shit boxing but bretty good power and good speed.
Also go fuck yourself boxingswede is dead
Ive been watching fighters for years. Mark my words, Rockhold is going to get clipped. Cap this lads
rockhold looks like he has aids now
>>68096267
Before Rockhold announced his "injury" it was like 11-1
Where does Rogan go from here?
>>68096288
>Luke has holes
>>68096402
I need to pickup one of his daughters so I can get some cageside seats
>>68096402
He's most like going to do exactly what he does now, minus any ufc involvement. So he'll continue podcasting and doing stand-up comedy.
thoughts on this woman's mma career?
>>68096402
I bet he prays everyday that someone will call him a faggot to his face so he can sprawl on the ground with a ground ass man.
Lol at that t-shirt
>>68096527
I would like to have intercourse with her
>>68096527
A shame her career is going to mess up her looks
>>68096584
did you submit picks twice, once with a picture and once without?
>>68096584
is mcmeme even still in the ufc? that loss really fucked him in the head
>>68096603
No. Once with this pic.
>>68096472
He quit the UFC bro
>>68096527
>not that hot
>instead of proper practice she does crossfit
lel
not adding anyone else
here's the image if you want to add yourself
>>68096652
She's a littoral 10/10, mate
>>68096689
if Poirier loses...
>>68095990
people from pennsylvania are tremendous pussies and also very fat
is Lorenzo the final boss
>>68096696
that nose reminds me of that flinstones' elephant
this girl is a 10
lads i came back from the run, i did some sprints in between
I took a shower and im still sweatinf, its not even that warm am I overtrained?
Also
>swimming in a piss filled pool
>>68096835
Looks like a skanky Marloes Coenen
not the same ausse btw
>>68096835
I love Megan. Hope Cyborg stays in the UFC so the Invicta 145 div can step out from her shadow. Megan Invicta champ 2017.
>>68096868
heard the sun was strong over there, you guys are fucking blind
>>68096862
most likely undertrained.. go for another run take a good shower and report back
>>68096936
Nah, that pic you posted earlier looks really similar to Marloes.
>>68096862
why would your own pool be filled with piss? don't tell me you'd be using a community pool like a savage.
>you are now aware of an alternate reality where Vitor was never taken off his Jesus juice
>>68096939
How do become overtrained
>>68097013
>tfw dont live in the land of the free with my own pool
why do I even live
>>68096689
Didn't even took my picks I posted days ago.
Go fuck yourself cunt.
>>68096862
You're just sweating because your metabolism is up, you're not gonna overtrain from a run. Also,
>swimming in a community pool
Step it up Johannes
>>68097041
I'd be cool with it. Shit was more exciting before usada came along
>>68097547
this i just wanted to watch good fights and vitor was like a god on jesus juice
that knock out of stonehands was ridiculous
>>68097547
I disagree, the only real difference I've noticed is that fighters gas quicker and that's when they start getting hit more.
>>68097041
Jone Jones vs Trt Vitor is my favorite match of all time.
Granted I've only been watching mma for a few years
>>68093894
Yes France my vision is perfectly fine.
Bisping seems like a classic narcissist; always initiating shit talk and then acting like the victim when someone talks shit about him. The fact he would even dare to say Rockhold's name without apologizing, given the dominant result of the first fight, sums up Bisping's narcissism to me.
Rockhold may be a cocky dick, but at least he is friends with training partners like DC and Cain. I've never heard of Luke throwing his sparring partners under the bus to build himself up like Bisping regularly has done. Hell, this "beef" resulted from Bisping classlessly stating he got the better of Rockhold in sparring sessions, which is a violation of trust and gym etiquette.
TL/DR- Bisping= Terrible Human Being Rockhold= Flawed Human Being
>>68097673
Shit forgot pic
>>68097673
>Rogan starts talking about how Vitor doesn't have any submissions off his back
>throws up that armbar
like pottery
>>68097739
Thats like the one time ever he did something from his back, no wonder it caught Jones
>>68097673
You know, Jones is a weird case. He's definitely fallen into the dominant champion = comfortable decisions (not that there's anything wrong with that) zone, but at the same time he's shown real heart when the going gets tough like the Vitor and Gus fights.
>>68094304
I don't care
>>68097709
Dude he's just selling the fight. You're totally getting worked its all an act as opposed to cruz/faber which is legit hatred.
EFN in 18 bings
>>68097824
>bro he's just selling the fight his words don't count
>>68097769
All dominant champions have that
>>68094170
I don't get it. Why did he go no that show to troll/sabotage his best marketing angle - "ladeez man". Is he really a broken robot or closeted gay?
>>68096199
I've got a parlay with Cruz via decision and Bisping surviving over 1.5 rounds.
Hope bisp wins but I'm not betting on it. His odds have shortened to 4/1 now though so a lot of people are
>>68093762
According to Bisping's son, short notice is good for him. He said he peeks 2 weeks in a camp and we're going to see him at his best this fight.
>>68097984
>According to Bisping's son
>>68097832
m-my one says 2 hours
>>68097984
>According to Bisping's son
>>68098005
I'm just telling you what his kid wrote.
I'd put my money on Rockhold but I would enjoy a spicy upset.
>>68098012
Fight pass says 11 AM EDT, which is 8 bings from now
>>68094143
and then DC will suck his dicc
>>68093489
por supuesto
>>68098032
or not
don't know what the fuck happened with that
it's in 2 hours
>>68097840
If you think fighters don't fake animosity and lie about what they believe to sell a fight you are a fool
EFN in 2 bongs
It said 11 AM when I first saw it
>>68094521
wtf which of them is rockhold here?
I might be gay
but dont you think Rockhold is the most handsome dude in the ufc?
>>68098079
No I completely believe that, I just think that they should still be held accountable for what they say.
>>68098098
centre bottom
>>68098113
cub is a little cutie
>>68098115
I see where you're coming from but would you hold a Pro-wrestler to the same standard? I know its not the greatest comparison but that's how I've always seen stuff like Bispings comments, as an act. You can tell Luke isnt even rustled by it.
>>68098065
He's gonna suck his dick and then, kick his ass?
>>68098113
its Conor, his confidence and charisma are super sexy plus he dresses very well
>>68098158
Well that's the crux of what really gets on my nerves when people say 'Dude he's just selling the fight.', this isn't pro wrestling, it's a real sport with real people and not characters interacting with each other to drum up the most interest in a fake fight.
>>68098113
cowboy is my boy
damn Cockhold looks hot
>>68096936
megan is my one true fightfu. she even has the bunda to go with the body
Is there a stream of EFN 49 for poorfags without fight pass?
>manlets
>>68098183
theres no after, cormier has perfected his art to the point he can make heavyweights coom in one round, a kid would literally die from his technique
>>68098191
imo people look for those types of stories in all sports though, people are drawn to larger then life characters, sure Lebron is famous because he is very very good at basketball, but he's also a character (who even used to have a pro-wrestling entrance basically)
>>68098283
does it start at noon est? there's a link on firstrow
>>68098343
fightpass said it did before, but the time got pushed back 2 hours for some reason
>>68098298
>Muhammad Ali is dead
>Mike Tyson still alive
lanklets BTFO
>>68098376
BRAZZERS
>>68098012
It's 18 minutes away in GMT time, 2 hours away in Australia
>kiwis in charge of understanding time zones
Who else hyped for some more Penne bunda?
>>68098327
That's true, and I don't have a problem with trash talk (unless the fighters are blatantly putting on a character), but it's when they or their fans make a point of pointing out that they're just selling the fight and lolnohardfeelings is what annoys me.
Case in point DC saying he was 'dropping the promos' after the DC fight or when John Dodson expected DJ to shake his hand after their last fight when he spoke so much shit.
>>68098376
gunnar would choke that tatted up fag out in 30 seconds
>>68098184
conor is ugly as fuck with that bill cosby nose and horrible tattoos
>>68098412
>DC after the DC fight
Trust no one, not even yourself.
seriously but I meant after the Gus fight
>>68098416
gunnar has a nice nose
>>68098405
she doesn't have any bunda?
>>68098113
It's prob Garbrandt if you ignore the memetoos.
>>68098412
Yeah I totally see where your coming from, It's just a difference in taste I guess since I (and DC unsurprisingly) are wrestling fans.
>>68098440
oh how the mighty have fallen
>>68098461
must have gotten that face from his mom
>>68098438
Gunnar is pretty good looking now that you mention it.
>>68098440
rekt
rekt
cucked
rekt
rekt
rip and run
JUST
(from left to right)
>>68098113
rockhold no doubt
he was even more handsome a couple years ago imo, still #1 tho
>>68098461
According to specialists on this subject (Rogan and his crew), it's Alan Jouban.
>>68098513
>joey diaz is my mother
>>68098518
good post
>>68098532
of course he's american-icelandic
>>68098558
cocksucka
>>68098547
>Alan Jouban
He does look like Ronaldo's big brother.
>>68098532
this is unironically his sister
>>68098547
Rockhold is taller and has a better body and beard.
>>68098376
>don't put my name with steroids
>hangs out with a steroids
fuck u conor
GUYS DAE MUHAMMAD ALI DIED
WE MISS YOU BIG GUY
#CHAMP4EVA
>>68098658
proof that the mountain roids? yeah you dont have any so stfu
conor is major against that
>>68098642
He's got a fucked up hairline tho
>>68098647
>>68098630
fucking hell Iceland, you're supposed to kill the whales, not bring them on the shore
>>68098700
ayyy
Watching Garbrandt's earlier fights. He looked amateur as fuck against Brimage.
>>68098700
Beached whales oftentimes die. So get your facts straight, bud.
>>68096689
All dem picks, I was busy these past few days and didn't get to submit mine ;_;
>>68098642
He's losing his hair. You can't lose your hair and be handsome.
>>68098674
How many post fight shout outs to Ali do you expect tonight?
>>68098731
add yourself and reupload it
>>68098731
heem yourself and upload it
>>68096689
Can I change my picks? Holloway is gonna lose. I did not realize this yesterday.
>>68098113
either him, elias or jouban
>>68098767
I wonder, is it actually possible to knock yourself out with a punch? Seems like it'd be hard to generate real power with the angles you've got to work with.
>inb4 why don't you try it
is this p4p the ugliest fighter in the ufc
>>68098743
Probably all of them
favorite fights? aldo v. mendes 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IJj3ceWj8o
god tier video
>>68098743
MOHAMMAD ALI
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
I'M COMING
>>68098720
If Brimage plays the last 30 seconds conservative, he could have easily won the decision. Garbrandt was getting outboxed too which is supposedly his strongsuit. Anybody wanting him to step up against Dillashaw or Dodson or any of those guys are nuts. He'd get pooped on. He needs some more experience in there.
>>68098804
You can do it. It's hard, with the angle, but if you come across your chin in a sideways motion you can tweak your skull hard enough to put yourself out.
The trick is to do it when your brain is least expecting it.
Unfortunately I have a granite chin and will never be knocked out, but for most others it's possible.
>>68098518
It's almost like we should make some kind of categories for fighters of different size.
>>68098792
yeah of course just do it yourself
We almost had a decent card but they had to sneak in that one WMMA fight.
>>68098914
might see a strawweight knock out
>>68098804
Arlovski never shaves because he'd heem himself if he tried.
>>68098914
wmma isn't always bad m8
>>68098689
the proof is that people who are that tall are never naturally that thick.....
it's like a giraffe being the size of a rhino
>>68098930
Literally tumblr irl.
>>68098914
Chicks > Heavyweights
>>68098955
Maybe if they gave them strapons like in ultimate surrender it would be worth a watch.
>>68098955
Me on the right
>>68098971
At least with heavyweights there is a possibility of a knockout before it descends into a techniqueless slopfest
>drop from bantamweight
>still this small compared to former atomweight
>>68098742
>he's never seen bryan callen
>>68099072
LOL
>>68098743
Do mma fighters even acknowledge the fallen within the cage?
I saw a black guy dye his hair blonde after Randleman died but that's it
>>68098822
Max Holloway is pretty bad too
>>68098742
Sure you can. Plenty of dudes who can pull off the bald look, especially ripped ones.
>>68098822
Bigfoot is actually deformed but cuckcucky is close.
>>68099002
see
>>68099032
>>68099051
not claiming it's on the same level as men's mma, but it isn't always shit
most invicta events are exciting too
>>68099082
Fuck that. Emotions are for the weak.
If they die, they die. Get back in the cage and bang out some victories or don't. Doesn't matter. You won't be champ as long as I'm competing.
>>68099072
M8 brian looks like a disney channel actor never gave up the dream and started snorting coke.
>>68099074
Not after that DC fight. Amazing DC fucked him up more than Johnson and Jones combined
>>68099020
Except the knockouts don't mean shit. They're all fat retards or musclebound glass statues playing rock 'em sock 'em robots until somebody falls asleep or they both gas. Yawn. I'd rather watch two chicks duke it out any day.
>>68099082
Struve wore a black armband and gave a shout-out in his post fight interview to the Bellator guy that died a while ago
>>68098955
WMMA is good outside the octogon
>>68099122
Realy only changes his nose
>>68099142
I can't tell which one's the fighter and which one's the kid
>>68099136
>le heavyweight hate meme
I had a long week. So I spent the night just fucking around. I watched Bryan Callens new special. /heem/ seems to have mixed reviews on him ranging from based to kill himself. I thought it was great. He's a funny guy imo. But it was still early and I watched Joe Rogans most recent show. Holy shit it's bad. I'm not huge into comedy but it was terrible. Joe seems like a guy who would be cool to hang out with but not very funny when it comes to writing jokes. This an mma related post by the way because Callen is a martial artist and Joe is a UFC fighter.
https://twitter.com/bisping/with_replies
Scroll down, hes personally thanking anyone who supports him on through twitter
the need for mental aid shows that he doubts himself
bet everything on rockhog
>>68098822
cyborg
>>68099136
KYS
>>68099173
Heavyweight is the meme. Hating is the natural response. Let me know when somebody can hold onto the belt for more than 5 minutes and I'll reconsider.
>>68099216
Fedor
>>68099223
>Fedor
>>68099223
>Fought professional wrestlers and cans
I mean since MMA has become something resembling an actual sport, doofus
>>68099223
what belt did he hold on too
>>68099216
>title changes are bad
What do you hate about a division where they can all heem each other? Skill differentials still exist, and title changes don't mean a division is bad. That doesn't even make sense, usually it's the exact opposite.
>>68099136
>rock 'em sock 'em robots
But those fights are best.
>>68099245
The cans weren't title fights
>>68099245
You don't seem to understand that Fedor didn't defend the belt against pro wrestlers and cans
>>68099216
Heavyweight are to absolute best fighters on the planet
>>68099254
Not really. In the history of boxing's heavyweight division, the strong periods are marked by strong champions. They can also all heem each other, but they're well conditioned top athletes. MMA lucks into a couple of those at that size, they're injury prone, not enough depth to maintain prospects, etc. It's a shit division m8.
>>68099254
not that guy but HW is definitely not fun to watch besides being a circus spectacle
I wouldn't say WMMA is more fun to watch, but they're both silly extremes
>>68099308
Jon Jones would gas and out point every fighter in the HW division.
>>68099309
I understand not liking the division as a whole, but I don't understand this ridiculous shit where people call any given heavyweight fight shit because it's a heavyweight fight.
>>68099304
>>68099324
let the memeing commence
>>68099324
you're triggering my autism again anon
>>68099285
>Fedor didn't defend the belt against pro wrestlers and cans
>>68099324
>Iamali
What did she mean by this?
>>68099352
>h-h-h-h-he was totally my idol I don't know how I'll live without him whatever will I do
>only social media upvotes can save me now
Is Kevin Casey the GOAT rapper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc2N2TiKI3o
>>68099381
>1 win, 1 loss, 2 draws in his last 4 fights
>>68099361
He didn't. Ever seen Pride? Title fights were a big deal and quite rare.
Would you rather watch the fights with Kailin or Rose and Pat at a new jersey applebee's?
>>68099381
YO YO YO
I CALL MYSELF THE KING
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
BUT IT AINT NO THING
BITCHES, MONEY, HOES AND RHYMES
I HOPE I DON'T GET POPPED FOR PEDS THIS TIME
>>68099414
>Title fights were a big deal and quite rare
yea and Fedor's title fights were all against pro wrestlers and cans
>>68099381
He's married to Ali's daughter btw
>>68099361
He literally did not, just because he fought while he was champion did not mean it was for the belt.
>>68099381
this stupid cunt is my anti boy
>>68099443
He fought his fair share of nip cans but to say he defended against cans is downright false, for at least all of them.
>>68099496
He might well get cut if he loses. I hope so anyways.
>>68099381
Ralek Gracie is the best rapper.
https://youtu.be/FBYmZsUjSFE
>>68099443
So you're saying that Antônio Nogueira, Cro-cop, and Mark Hunt are all wrestlers and cans? Because I'm pretty sure those are the only people he defended his title against.
>>68099412
Is that the motherfucker from The Hills? Real tough Casey
>Brendan welcomed a son, Tiger Pax Schaub, on February 21, 2016
>>68099324
I'm not even memeing, Mayweather is literally one #1 p4p boxer of all time. I would've loved to see GGG face Mayweather when he was 30. Or Mayweather vs Paq 6 years ago.
>>68099623
How do you think prime Tyson would stack up against memeweather?
>>68099605
So Cruz will win right?
>>68099688
Yes
The only person who thought otherwise was a casual
>>68099544
at the time yea. hunt was a legit striker, but in MMA with grappling he was a can.
>>68099671
>>68099683
why is is he using the exact same facial expression in these pics with almost the identical angle
>>68098113
imo men find him more attractive than women do
girls prefer a guy like Conor
I heard Schaubs wife had a child from another man prior to meeting Schaub. Any truth to that?
How would Schaub have done in the Pride era, with the same amount of skill
>>68099718
That makes Fedor a bad matchup for him, not Hunt a can.
>>68099751
Step your selfie game up homie
>>68099752
False. Conor is a manlet. Women prefer a man like Schaub who is tall and exotic looking/racially ambiguous.
>>68099688
Faber will tko Cruz
cap this post
>>68099759
I think the consensus is with the way training and skill has progressed most current guys could destroy most of the Pride stars if they had a time machine.
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/csac-doctor-champ-luke-rockhold-has-grade-2-mcl-sprain-but-ok-to-fight-at-ufc-199
What do you guys make of this?
>>68099688
urijah wins easily
never been more certain of anything in my whole life
>>68099759
He would unironically be killed
>>68099778
No, that makes Hunt a kickboxer competing in MMA against trained grapplers aka completely out of his element, a fish out of water, a can.
>>68095058
Were they all abused by her stepfather?
>>68099806
how does it feel to be retarded
>>68099854
NEW
>>68099542
>shit could get heavy like tons of broccoli
lyrical genius
>>68099815
Hunt had been in MMA for three years at that point and started training grappling after his first fight with Yoshida went badly.
I don't think you know what you're talking about.
Daily reminder that it doesnt matter how careful you are, you can always be more careful
>>68099836
yes.
>>68099794
Doubt it and I also doubt that that's the consensus of anyone.
I think people are underestimating how much difference there is between fighting in a cage and in a ring. I don't think a lot of today's champs would've done that well in a ring in Pride without adapting their style.
>>68099883
ramadan is coming. be careful.
>>68099803
an easy excuse if he loses
>>68099908
oh yeah, I forgot. god this is going to be a brutal month
>>68099883
>tfw not careful enough
Feelin pretty paranoid right now
>>68099944
just be careful
it's all you have to do
>>68100000
you did it
>>68100000
kek'd and check'd
>>68100039
>>68100043
BABY WE DID IT
>>68100000
lmao
good get lad
>>68099658
as the same hypothetical weight? I think mayweather could take him.
slavshit on fight pass now
>>68100000
WUZ
thut wuz so unexpectable
>>68098413
Is it really necessary to talk about Conor like that?
>>68098689
Look at Halfthor when he was a basketball player.
Look at him now.
I don't even have anything against steroids morally or ethically. You're not harming anyone else and you're raising your ceiling beyond what it would be naturally. Still has to put the work in regardless.
If he wants to use Babidi's Magic, fine. But you can't get that kind of disproportionate growth without some chemical assistance.
>>68098113
Condit's a cutie
>>68094397
>I love Luke's no bullshit approach, fighting injured but dgaf.
lol this is bait
>>68099718
yous a dummy
>>68099815
You must be trolling.
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