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Previous thread: >>68079551 (Cross-thread)
News:
>Is MMA getting bigger than boxing?
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/have-mma-and-ufc-surpassed-boxing-as-king-of-combat-sports-betting
>Nikita Krylov vs Ed Herman added to UFC 201
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/nikita-krylov-vs-ed-herman-added-to-ufc-201-in-atlanta
>Luke Rockhold has grade 2 MCL sprain, is still fighting
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/csac-doctor-champ-luke-rockhold-has-grade-2-mcl-sprain-but-ok-to-fight-at-ufc-199
>>68099867
So based.
>>68099854
Really glad I'm not a loser like you.
>implying bisbong won't win with ease
Does TV guy still post here?
>>68099878
he's back
>>68099911
the tv guy is the dock person >>68099878 here, right
Is bisping wins then I lose faith in mixed martial arts
Boxing is clearly the more legitimate sport
>tfw pic related will submit clay in the first round
First for being careful.
post more webms
>>68099878
hey man whats up
>>68099962
You can never be careful enough
>>68099991
>le tap to strikes man
Yo Khabib sent out a weird tweet telling people to stay out of major cities around the world. And to be careful during Ramadan. He deleted it however saying it was a dm and meme meant for people he thought were okay.
>>68099878
brought to you by frank sobotka
fuckkkkkkk
>>68100000
>>68100000
>>68100000
>>68100018
>people in cities
and nothing of value is lost
>>68099932
Is he a shipbroker? I'm a shipbroker, too.
>>68100037
great scramble
>>68099878
>indentured servant longshoremen in charge of calling people losers
>>68100023
Worst get in the history of gets. I feel for you anon
>shit post, unfunny
>no one will ever see it because the thread is dead
>>68100094
>tfw
kill me
Currently watching Bad Blood on directv.
>>68100097
She seems to be really cute, it's a shame that she is so stupid.
>>68100097
what were they trying
Tell me something....?
>he put money on rockhold
>>68100173
>paige all I want is a response so I can show my homies
Fucking pathetic.
>>68100173
Well shit, what did the bacon say to the tomato?
>>68100017
>rogan in charge of inspection
Am I the only one excited for the Penne fight?
>>68100170
something like this i imagine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1E6Q6RMzWU
Who is your top five atm?
1.) Jones
2.) Swanson
3.) Thompson
4.) Holloway
5.) Cyborg
what are the chances bisping just oblique kicks the shit out of luke's dodgy leg til he taps?
>>68100097
this is funnier with audio
she squeaks like chipmunk just before she lands
>>68100249
Does bisping even know how to throw accurate leg kicks? I think the bum knee is gonna motivate luke to finish the fight early so he isnt hobbling in rounds 4 and 5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BczxG3R6wk
>>68100248
1)Rory
2)Tom Lawler
3)Cruz
4)Bisping
5)Diaz
>>68100314
he probably has the GOAT chin
>>68099922
I don't know why people (Asan) were convinced he was gone. He has posts a pic like once a month
>>68100249
The chances of anything but Bisping being destroyed are slim to none, unfortunately.
It's a typical short-notice can fight.
I just watch the Ali video where he talks about race mixing. I'm a "white" (white in quotes because I'm part italian and apparently italians aren't considered white to many on /sp/) guy dating a costa rican girl. She is very light skinned though, in fact even in the winter months I have darker skin than her. But nonetheless her ancestors are from latin america and mine are from europe. Would my relationship disappoint Ali?
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=15941711
>>68100344
Does your bird have a nice big arse?
>>68100344
You ...you're part egg-plant.
>>68100344
heem deady
keku
>>68100200
Dunno how he managed to keep his eyes off both Penne and Betch.
>>68100248
1)McGregor
2)McGregor
3)McGregor
4)McGregor
5)McGregor
>>68100417
is there a reason for us to care about this webm
>>68100248
1. Diaz
2. Diaz
3. Barbarena
4. Overeem
5. Mighty Mouse
>>68100417
Mexicans are gonna wreck blacks when they get in power
EFN IS LIVE
>>68100200
>looking at Honda when Vanessa is right next to you
Beta cunt
>>68100417
Where's the heem?
It's a marathon fight day!
>>68100417
That webm gave me blue balls
>>68100529
Damn that's pretty badass. If only I could do fight pass on my PS4 I'd pay for it.
Lads I have a feeling that this is going to be an excellent night.
>>68100435
nigs gonna nog
as white males we should be fuming with rage from this cuck being shat on by a chimp
>>68100553
they have it on xbox, they need to put it on ps4 already
>>68100553
It's a joke that they haven't got FitePass on the PS4 yet. Not to mention they were promising a FitePass redesign like two months back and that's nowhere to be seen, search is still barely usable, what a rort.
>>68100578
This guy passes as white in the US of A?
>>68100559
Night of upsets tbqh
>>68099878
>he's alive
>>68100599
he's typical bro in bro culture bro.
quick armbar there, wew
>>68099948
MY BOY
>>68100603
I agree. Urijah is most definitely winning, that I know.
Bisping just might tap into that magic and somehow finish Luke. I doubt it, but I also doubted Holly would crush Ronda, that Nate would steamroll Conor, and that Stipe would starch Werdum
>>68100634
>he's alive
>tfw furpuck finals, ufc, and friends want to go out tonight
Fugg
>>68100676
quite mean desu
>>68100671
t-city for life
>>68100742
>friends want to go out tonight
>>68100701
>Urijah movement
>0-4 title shots
Vangho had a heck of a tattoo
>>68100742
>apehoop finals
>huezil match
>ufc
feels good man
>>68099878
Cunt I hope you get crushed by a container one day
>>68100742
The NHL finals are fucking garbage this year. Both teams are shit. Shittsburgh is gonna win again. Yawn.
Watch 199 you stupid goon. Card is stacked and there's two belts on the line.
>>68100727
Most of Kenya has been range banned because of cp posters so I can only post from a few areas. I still lurk erryday though. /heem/ is life
>>68100781
dinner with friends
dinner alone
watching UFC alone
>Bulletproof Coffe [x]
>Alpha Brain™ [x]
>Official Reebok® Fight Kit [x]
Who else is ready for 12 hours of fighting?
>>68100676
damn nigs
>>68100815
Pick one?
>™
>>68100805
I feel you but Im a shittsburgh fan. Though I could probably watch that at whatever bar we end up at. The ufc is less certain
This guy's got some pretty gnarly tattoos too
REEEEEEE
>>68100827
haha nah I was just reminded of a simpsons bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpdgSKVsFu8
>>68100676
>I shan't cross the street like all those racist white people do
>I'll show these young gentlemen I treat them as equals
>Better put my hands firmly in my pockets so they will see I am as peaceful as they are
>...I've made a huge mistake.
>>68100901
CARD'S FALLING APART ON FIGHT NIGHT
>>68100676
>he relaxed
I guess some people just need to learn the hard way...
This cameraman is awful
>>68100921
kek
>>68099991
Diaz is going to be truly tragic to see in 20 years if he makes it that long.
>>68100811
>Most of Kenya has been range banned because of cp posters
That's crazy.
>>68100781
Nah I like to go out with the lads on saturdays because tfwnogf
>>68100701
>Urijah is most definitely winning
>>68100901
You nigger you made me check.
While I was checking I found a link to Helwani's interview with Rich Eisen. Worth a watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsbmd2B4Iks&feature=youtu.be
>>68100958
yeah I thought the same thing. meanwhile macedonia posts with wild abandon
>>68100913
woorrrrrr staaaa
>>68100905
oh right haha. one of my favourite bits too
Who /KOREAN ZOMBIE/ here?
https://youtu.be/S_zzFhHF5wU
>>68100913
Nice
I'm a real Fight Fan, but these Russian cards are dog shit.
Do you guys reckon Roman travels with EFN or does he do it from studio?
>>68100017
how can anyone take his eyes off vanessa in this wemb. fuck me she's a babe.
>>68100913
>future flyweights
>>68101031
Of course what did you expect ?
I see better fights in the streets on a saturday night
his nose is fucked
>>68101040
I'm thinking he does it from studio.
Also they don't seem to let the cameras linger on the ring sloots as much as they used to, we barely got 5 seconds of ring girl just now.
>>68101048
sup ozkilic you still training chinamen or what?
>>68101055
I mean, it certainly looks the part?
>>68100913
there should be a mma promotion that does weapons, like knifes or shock sticks or clubs or something, full MMA rules but add weapon disarms and stuff. i think it be fun to watch
>>68101055
dunno m8 would rather watch EFN than this
>>68101051
nice socks faggot
>>68100901
pls no
pls
i mean
really
dont fuck with me
>>68101070
lmao that bitch thinking she can actually do anything besides pussy blocking
>>68101096
>there are ~200 people ranked below him
>>68101051
>smaller kid
>>68101097
Right? I reckon start with just short-ish fighting sticks made of a light wood material, then work up from there. Imagine what stick-assisted grappling could be like...
>>68101096
>not even ranking last
Lavtia must be the shittiest fighting country on earth if there's 7 guys worse than him
shit ref
>>68101068
they are in Bratislava, Slovakia so maybe something to do with that. The card today is also pretty shit, usually they have some good prospects on. M1 is also on now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlSDfnPAF_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlSDfnPAF_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlSDfnPAF_I
>dancing
>12-20 record
lel what a dumbass
>>68101187
Bader vs Rumble irl
>>68101165
haha geez just looked at the EFN card on Sherdog... losing record fighters all over the card. Great. Hope I've got enough bandwidth to multicard that M-1 card as well.
>>68101187
pride rules
>two steps to hell
not bad walkout music i guess
>>68101135
I was actually thinking that sticks or weapons would prevent a lot of grapples and we would see a golden age of striking. ill watch MMA but i think grappling is boring, weapons by default are an extension of strikes, they enhance power making KO's more spectacular and enhance reach , which make grapples harder to obtain. Someone does a shot, they're gonna get hit with like a baseball bat
>>68101187
takedown guy had little to no technique
>>68101252
you should watch kickboxing
>>68101165
>Guy comes out to TI
Wew, never knew I needed this
>>68101252
Once you're inside the bat's reach though, it's a totally different game. That's why knife vs bat, knife always wins. Baseball bat user has one chance to connect, knife guy gets inside and perforates the thorax.
>>68101251
kekkles
>>68101251
stiffness beats movement
>fake video of female kickboxer stopping domestic violence in street in three....two...
>>68101251
This one is SO much better with the sound.
>What he hit me wit?
>>68101273
is that blood from his head on the ground?
>>68101237
did you mean pride rules or pride rules?
>>68101345
both
weird to see bad boys shorts.
It's been a while for me
Who you got?
>>68101369
Alphabet man loses.
Equorial Ginny
good submission
only time i got in a real fight in my life was at summer camp
other kid tried to strangle me over uno cards and i completely forgot all my tiger schullmans mcdojo self defense stuff and just stood there like a lil bitch tbqh
>>68101505
How long did it last?
>>68101474
>>68101165
I kinda like the ropes. no cage to hold on to
>>68101505
My dad got me into MMA way before it was popular in the mainstream. I had a couple of fights in middle school. Full mounted bitches like Diego Sanchez.
>>68101566
>Kicking wouldn't help
>>68101605
delete this
>>68101609
again in the context of that scramble no, even gave you a rather detail explanation why it wasnt viable. what more do you want?
Lads, I think Cruz is now my boy.
and I got a bad feeling about this fight,
wut
Alright EFN starting to sauce it up a bit here
>>68101648
Come here and let me kick you in the face.
>>68101129
>nigger filth try to ambush him
>fail
>he walks out
shreked
>>68101561
maybe 10 seconds at most before everyone broke it up. 5 of those seconds i kind of just stood there like "huh" and then the next 5 we were already getting seperated. by the time i realized he literally was in one of those positions that you learn convoluted self defense moves for it was already too late to do anything.
i was already losing interest in karate because i was like brown belt and you had to shell out money to do black belt exams and shit and that pretty much sealed the deal.
he wasn't even a bad kid or anything just sperged out randomly, we were still friends for a while until he moved.
>>68101648
You're the type of anon to pull guard in a street fight and get your whole shit broke
>>68101687
guy on the right by whatever
>>68101505
pu55y a55 bich
>>68101705
Guy on the left via natty cardio
>>68101687
Guy on the left via guy on the right gassing hard
>2 minutes to go in this spectacular round
kek
>>68101700
not really, I am a wrestling coach and judo black belt, my guard game is actually rather garbage, only guard i can use is half guard and that's to set my scramble to stand up, i'm a top control player, so i like slamming you down and then disengaging for a soccer kick
I am learning 50/50 guard though from a local purple BJJ, and that stuff is neat.
at some point i like to learn the clinch work of Muay Thai, think my judo clinch mix with some elbows and knees would be very viable
>>68101767
I would pull guard on you Stefan Struve style and butcher you from the bottom Kenny Florian style
feels good knowing i could butt scoot and pull guard at any person here
>>68101793
I would counter your butt scoot with my own butt scoot, then we'll see what happens.
>got into argument
>went into the car park
>realise i'm not going to win
>as he's walking out in front of me shouting at the top of his lungs, kick him in the back and punch him as hard as i can in the back of the neck
>he goes down
>jump on his head
>someone hits me with a bottle
>i go down too
>police are there
>didn't see me jump the guy, only saw me being glassed
>arrested everyone
>they mostly had records
>i was a graduate student at the time
>wasn't charged
>said it was a random attack
thank you based sneak attack
>>68101830
get in my berimbolo lad
>>68101785
Defending against a guard pull is rather easy; tip for anyone beginner sub grappler having a hard type dealing with guard pullers,
so in judo there's a skill branch called grip fighting/pummeling if you do no gi/wrestling. So ideally a guard puller wants to get your neck, wrist and then jump into guard. The first part of your offensive set is to get a high collar grip (so gripping their neck or the back of their head) what you do from there is to shove their neck into their chest, a standing can opener if you will, a you do this you're going to circle back with your feet, stepping forward is what they want, it brings you closer to them so they can wrap their legs. Stepping back and pressure on their neck it becomes difficult for them to move their hips and jump guard.
>>68101870
that's amazing
>>68101870
what le fugg
>there are people on /heem/ right now who haven't bet on Bisping
based ref
Identify this fighter and I'll send you a fight kit
>maybe the third round we will see the real action
I like how this fight has no HUD unlike the UFC which tries to have an nfl like HUD.
>>68101882
So the gif in the previous post, is a dramatic result of pulling down on the neck, in wrestling its called a snap down, so ideally you wanna snap them down; say you're both clinch and not able to get that critical timing to bring them down, using your foot work to circle back and away. then re gripping lets you set up your next offensive set (inside leg trip, back take, etc) and they get pull you into guard.
Its a gud feel when a BJJ player with no stand up grappling gets fluster and butt flops right away. that then goes into your top control/passing offensive set
>>68101946
miesha tate
>>68101969
CORRECT :)
this commentator is based
when will he replace rogan
>>68101946
Mrs Caraway
imagine taking that knee to the groin
>>68101051
This is the most based fight I've ever seen. Dana sign this kid up.
>>68101985
hopefully tonight
>this commentator btfo those gassed up goofs
based
>>68102008
i have no groin
>>68101687
>>68101369
how did these go
>ben henderson is fighting in M1
>>68102032
Roman is the best
>>68101968
Like El Cucuy says, snap down city baby - give me that neck.
Who should Chris "The Original Boi" Senpai fight once he heals?
Mousasi?
Whittaker?
Brunson?
>inb4 Jacare
fuck outta here, he's getting his title shot
>>68102020
Who's winning between Hulk and biker dad?
>>68102068
they were both scared of each other, hard to tell
>>68102068
It was a slow, deliberate, tactical affair. A true delight for technical fight fans.
>>68102059
>didn't realize Mousasi vs Brunson was already scheduled
Straya it is then
>>68102059
>This scared that Weidman could lose to Jacare and Romero
Is this you admitting he isn't elite?
>>68102068
biker dad won
commentator thinks hulk got robbed
>>68102036
Natty Biker Dad won via coin flip it was an odd fight
Azerbaijan alphabet soup name guy won via wrestling
>>68100248
1.) Cruz
2.) Cormier
3.) McGregor
4.) MacDonald
5.) Werdum/Maia
And always Nick Diaz.
C'mon Kazakh lad
>>68102059
this zilch is done
rekt
did brazil died
damn what a liver shot
>toxins clamp up your body
lel this dumbass
>>68102150
is that our own kazakh bro who posts here sometimes
he kinda does look like an autist and his age fits
webm plox
kazahk to ufc when
>>68102150
Why do so many of these Russian fights have such big weight differences?
Do they not cut?
>>68102125
Aw shit.
Didn't know Romero's ban expires in july.
That should be way better!
>>68101165
these hot ring girls
>>68102150
>>68102197
it's kazajstan's own sakuraba, he've just destroyed bald guy's liver
based
>>68102206
weight difference is .2 kg
175 and 185 are how tall the fighters are in yuro units
>>68102206
Never mind I'm a fucking retard that read height as weight please heem me
>>68100742
>friends
>>68102059
Romero would be a good test for him.
Bisping would be a good tune up fight.
If he is ready for 205 he gets an instant title shot.
>>68102247
what
they are identical
are you memeing me?
don't
>>68102204
you can rewind youtube streams ya know
>>68102230
>kazajstan's own sakuraba
oh good I'm not the only one
>>68102258
dawww at the blond cringing
>>68102269
nah I agree, messed up the post
have a feeling this fight will be spicy
>>68102258
>that girl on the right
wew
>>68100192
lettuce get together
>>68101292
>stepping up in weight
Bad mistake!
>>68101793
Id make the ref stand you up and heem you with an armada pulada.
>>68101968
I really like this stuff, friendo. Always read them when you post.
>>68102352
One sleep with your madre?
>>68102379
>Getting KO'd by a jab to the body
>>68102352
>>68102438
Get this /pol/ shit out of heem. I know you dumbasses just heard of Muhammad Ali today but don't bring your wankery in here.
>>68102352
I just don't want them to be over here.
>>68102436
no worse, he made me and his faggot ass left my mom. niggers are all the same. and i hate that i have nig blood in me. glad my piece of shit sperm donor is in jail
>>68102352
I'll take black chappies over arabs anyday
Who you got?
>>68102524
fuck off
These repeating digits confirm Bisping will win TKO injury in the 1st
>>68102524
>racism is universal on 4 chan
t.some teen who just found out about /b/ 1 month ago
>>68101129
so nig goes down and 5 more jump in. very dishonorable as a race
>>68102564
it's the culture desu
this happens because they think being a worthless nigger criminal is something to aspire to
>>68102536
Buki
We should make a proper fantasy game here on /heem/
With points and shit
>>68102586
>Endorsing pedophilia
Move out of your mom's basement you fucking fat fuck.
>>68102565
racism and related things are all universal everywhere actually, it's just on enforced pc zones that you dont see this kind of stuff
THE NORTH SOUTH
TEEM HAPPY
IT IS ALL OVER
>>68102536
The Jeff Monson Special
>>68102638
>Thread is about MMA
>Some confused twat comes in here and starts mouthing off about his stupid views and says, "i-i-it's universal"
Not only is that not true, but this site has always been separated into blue and red boards, you cant come here and literally start talking about "cunnies" and be edgy like a damn retard then say it's normal.
>>68102679
>getting to watch two tournaments at once
what a time to be alive
MMA redzone would be a dream come true
Hoo Yoo Got
>>68102618
Rollan
>>68102638
Which is why i want Trump to be president, he will bring the death of poltical correctness and moral faggotary
>>68101096
looks like all of his fights are on youtube
they average about a minute
>>68102629
>up until around 1900, the age of consent laws in US states were usually either 12 or 10
>Delaware had an age of consent of 7
>feminist rally to get it raised
>now the lowest is 16
Remember, anti-pedosexuality is pro-feminism.
>>68102687
Kevin Casey wins by KO tonight in tribute to Ali
Also worth noting Sefa walked out to Fever Ray. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAzlNJonO8
Pretty neat
>>68102710
4chan is a hivemind you newfag cuck.
>>68102713
TYBD
>>68102720
my boy emin
>slovakian kickboxing champions
>>68102618
I'll play anybody head up head in draftkings if they want to lose some money.
>>68102687
who cares? her father was an unamerican draft dodging muslim
>>68102564
and people wonder why white people hate niggers
>>68102745
Kys pedophile. Seriously, just end your life.
>>68102782
>newfag cuck
Aww look at you trying so hard to fit in.
>>68102687
>our hearts are literally hurting
>>68102799
That's not fun, I'm thinking more like over a lot of events, with seasons and points, and a lot of people.
Extra-budget Helwani and Ian Freeman
>>68102809
Fuckin be careful
>>68102710
randomly spouting nigger hate or whatever here in heem with no context is pretty retarded, but it's still not something anyone should give a shit about or think it's something out of the ordinary, it's just more shitpost who gives a shit
>>68102820
>people wonder why white people hate niggers
Yeah so weird huh? Such a small clip of kids bullying each other would trigger universal hate for an entire race from someone like you, it's not like white people used to burn black people on crosses or anything for fun, that's far more mild than a WSHH of kids bullying each other.
>>68102782
>>68102710
he honestly believes 4 chans boards all have sererate user bases. >>68102710
>>68102809
This, honestly.
>>68102837
I don't think an anonymous image board is the best place to organize that. Predictions are enough.
>>68102859
calm down tumblr
>>68102859
>for fun
>>68102857
this desu
>>68102882
Nothing to say huh? Not surprised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUx5ljXirCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUx5ljXirCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUx5ljXirCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUx5ljXirCE
>>68102917
VIEWER NUMBER 329 CHECKING IN
>>68102917
Thank you for your service
>>68102932
#371boyz
>>68102917
Don't they usually only do 5 episodes?
>>68102964
You don't even know your own history you inbred trailer park grinch.
>>68102917
>Rockhold having 3 steaks
Meme magic is working against him
Bet the house in Bisping.
Which one are you in this?
>>68103050
pic related
>>68103077
in the top right picture, i'm the one on the right
>>68103077
me on the right
>>68103077
me on the left
>fighter and the kid
>>68102917
3 STEAKS MINIMUM
>>68103077
me on the right in the pink shorts
>>68103102
How embarrassing is it you dont even know your own trailer trash history?
This ad for Fabio vs Fedor is intense
>>68102352
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/.
>>68103222
I'm not white buddo
lads, I'm so hyped for the fights today. Don't even know why. I feel like the card will be great.
>>68103077
bottom left, clearly
>>68103077
me on the bottom left
>>68103270
thicccc
>>68102964
tough guy using cuss words
>>68103077
me with the slick shades
>>68103250
>We
>I'm not white
>Doesn't know shit
>>68103245
>Unfortunately
keep that shit on /pol/ it's bad enough we have to deal with MMA related shitposting
no need to compound it with off topic shit regardless of your stance
Pfft Y'all fags still watching Human Heem when there's Kangaroo heem going on in Straya right now.
Where's Joe Rogan shouting at Mike when you need him?
>>68103297
I'm not the person you were arguing with retard
I just wanted you to know you're acting like a tumblrite
I'm a spic if you were wondering btw
>>68103077
me in the hawks jersey
#tittyboys
Fabio vs Fedor ad
>>68103077
giant black dude in the center is how i picture the average american poster on /sp/
>>68103305
I might sneak into a dumper just to sniff that towel
>yfw Bisping gets KTFO in the very first round
>>68103324
>Acting like a tumblrite cause I don't want polturd faggots shitting up the general with their awful logic and posts
>Calls himself a spic so he can fit in with his 4chan /b/ros
Get some self respect.
>>68103302
>being this new
>saying the n-word is /pol/
I too remember back in 2003 when Christopher Poole invented racism.
How does one say "Here we go!" in Spanish?
>>68103352
pretty based
isnt maldonado a boxer tho?
>>68103077
Body and height of bottom right.
Style and attitude of bottom left.
>>68103352
based
Spicy fight going on in EFN
>>68103408
I too go to reddit.
>>68103448
You jinxed it!
>>68103448
weird stoppage, too early innit?
>>68103398
>Christopher Poole
Wow what an oldfag!
>>68103448
I think you mean m-1.
The commentator on here is absolute shit.
>>68103461
this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGnXP9dD29c&feature=youtu.be
>>68103395
jesus christ you're still at it gtfo and chill
you do realize that by acting out like this not only youve managed to shit up the thread you are also making people more prone to post these things you dont like
>>68103398
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER XD XD 4CHINS IS LEGUN!!1
lel fuck off you shitposting spaz
>>68103461
Urijah posted that on his Instagram yesterday, dumb dumb.
>>68103475
She was fine with it
>>68101292
>strenght vs dex
>>68103398
Coincidentally the year your mother should've aborted you
>>68103530
So Urijah is the redditor, not you?
Right
Me on the left
>>68102917
>rockhold on the 3 steaks minimum diet
will he revive this meme?
so how do you get out of a body triangle exactly? do you just try and make the guy slide up too high or what?
>>68103533
nice
Turn down for ?
>>68103475
Dunno, dude was just eating shots. There've been worse stoppages imo
>>68103561
post timestamp or fake
>>68103352
pretty sick ad desu
>>68103559
What?
how would schaub fare against rockhold?
>>68101051
>that right
Straight as fuck for a kid holy shit
>>68103504
You're weak as piss, it's bad enough that there are still idiots around who still think 4chan = /b/.
>>68103399
arriba, arriba
>>68103604
rockhold would be face first on the canvas
>>68103603
So then you admit you're from reddit?
We are all switching to cage warriors in 40 bings, right?
>>68103608
>Not miring that footwork
>>68103659
why don't you go outside for once?
>>68103481
>>68103516
>>68103550
>missing the point this fucking bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLWAZhTFsQ
>You'll never be so good at trash talking someone will pull a gun on you to shut you up
>>68103654
You've lost me.
Walk me back through your logic.
What happens if Kevin Casey loses tonight?
>>68103635
shutup you ape nigger im gonna be an edgelord for today just because now
>>68103646
>rockhold would be face first on the canvas
Yeah his forehead would be pressed against the canvas as he sinks in a deep rear naked choke on Brendan
>>68103690
>Picture from reddit
>n-no Urijah posted it
If you got it from Urijah then how did you know it was from reddit?
>>68103635
just stop
the only thing you're doing is making yourself look like a petulant child and shitting up the thread
not bad
>>68102687
>you can go now. we will be ok.
Oh man that tugged at my heartstrings.
>>68103708
You have to go >>>/b/ack Santos
>>68103708
wow this post is very offensive please delet
>>68103399
¡Allá vamos! or ¡Vamos para allá!
>>68103733
I didn't know it was posted on Reddit until I saw this post >>68103461, I said Urijah posted it on Instagram, because that is where I had seen it. I hope you're less confused now.
>>68103739
THANK YOU I wanted to see that agan
>>68103739
love the blatant short grabbing, if they let short grabbing be soft legal, it could open up a lot of judo and sambo based moves into MMA's movesets
>>68103399
vamos a la playa
>>68103735
>Blame shifting
And then you call me the child. What a dork
>>68103809
ausbro did you get the eventual sub of that brazilian tapper yesterday?
>>68103790
Sure pal. We all believe you.
>>68103635
This.
>>68103708
Fuck off
BREESE IS TRASH. Remember when K Taro controlled Breese with an omoplata shoulder lock for practically an entire round...and then got gifted a win in his hometown against a 40 year old practically!
/heem/ is a safezone no racism allowed you fucking illiterate coons
god I love this euro trance shit
>>68103884
Is Strickland a good wrestler?
>>68103674
that was mean. be nice to him.
>>68103910
pretty good from what i remember
>>68103708
>>68103894
lol you polturds are so out of control with your emotions it's damn hilarious messing with you. You're pretty much the same thing you hate.
>>68103910
Not particularly good takedowns, but he has really good top control and vicious ground and pound. If he gets Breese on his back its all ogre.
>>68103938
I'm a feral junglenigger, when did I say otherwise?
Who you got?
>>68103894
Well the mods do ban for saying the n-word, or at least one autistic one.
>>68103352
I like how in the shot halfway trough the flags look Bulgarian.
>>68103955
you're the best m8
>>68103635
4chan does = /b/. every board on here, excepting /a/ is an offshoot of /b/. like it or not /b/ is our pervy grandfather that everyone used to visit but noone visits anymore
SPICY SLAVFIGHT
Yo can I get a link?
>>68101292
>dat blood spatter on the tile
fuuuuck
HOLY FUCK
THAT KO
WEBM NOW
HEEM DEAD
I'm with Gazavat
Am I the only one who hates Dan Henderson and can't wait to watch him receive a vicious beating tonight?
OH FUCK
SLEPT
SENT TO THE SHADOW WORLD
>>68102220
no way thats real
>>68103352
Damn that was based. That was way better than 99% of the shit that the UFC puts out.
Fedor Emelianenko ($300,000/no win bonus) def. Tim Sylvia ($800,000)
Andrei Arlovski ($750,000/$500,000 for show and $250,000 win bonus) def. Ben Rothwell ($250,000)
Josh Barnett ($300,000/no win bonus) def. Pedro Rizzo ($70,000)
Mark Hominick ($10,000/$5,000 for show and $5,000 win bonus) def. Savant Young ($7,000)
Matt Lindland ($300,000/$225,000 for show and $75,000 win bonus) def. Fabio Negao ($20,000)
Renato Sobral ($90,000/$60,000 for show and $30,000 win bonus) def. Mike Whitehead ($50,000)
Mike Pyle ($20,000/$15,000 for show and $5,000 win bonus) def. J.J. Ambrose ($5,000)
Vitor Belfort ($140,000/$70,000 for show and $70,000 win bonus) def. Terry Martin ($30,000)
Antonio Rogerio Nogueira ($50,000/no win bonus) def. Edwin Dewees ($15,000)
Paul Buentello ($80,000/$60,000 for show and $20,000 win bonus) def. Gary Goodridge ($25,000)
>>68104120
what, I like the flowing robes
Did I miss EFN? My usual MMA stream is just showing a replay of Shamrock vs Ortiz.
>>68104189
main event next
>Let's lay on the ground for 10 minutes holding each other
Yeah nah K1 still is more fun than this shit
>>68104152
How long did affliction last again?
>>68104161
good night
>>68104161
did he died
>>68104248
>implying im wrong
>>68104128
That's nothing
Can I get a link?
>>68104279
UFC.tv
>>68104161
thanks you based aussie
>>68104189
main event on now
High pace in the M-1 fight
I miss when Brazillians were juiced :(
more like slow-vakia haha
BTFO LOL
lel that was short
I didn't even get time to post the intro graphic!
>after few seconds
wew
>>68102602
nice to knock him into the grass desu senpai
Starting at the top of the bong
http://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-76
http://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-76
http://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-76
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>68104289
Not working
>>68104457
WHEN WE HIT 500+ POSTS.
all these KOs
tonight is the night for brain damage
this one's for you Ali
>>68104460
It requires not being a NEET or your parents permission ;)
>>68104450
Was nice of Stoyan to make it so short, a true FitePass Friend.
Did they just say Fedor is fighting on the next EFN??
Link?
>>68104460
ufc.tv/stream
>>68104477
RIP Bisping
>>68104519
NEW
>>68104491
My parents are dead asshole
>>68104073
blood is the big beaner's
>>68104492
serves him right for trying a attack when the guy was going for a touch, fucking karma'd
>>68104503
Don't work
>>68104492
Kinda dishonest there for him not to go for the touch.
>>68104524
>>68104532
>Starting a new thread so early.
Chillout my man.
>>68104545
>>68104601
There's only two people in this game, the unsportsmanlike meanies, and the heemed.
and the last finish from the M-1 card
>>68104679
YOU
WILL
TOUCH
MY
GLOOOVE
>>68104679
>>68104736
noice
Schaub is heeming this thread
>>68104915
Any pics of his body post-ketosis?
>>68100344
Costarican isn't a race, your gf is probably white. Plus Ali has white grandchildren
>>68099854
Guys I'm really scared about Cruz. I just need him to win this one fight and then I'll be fine with whatever happens later. It was the same with McGregor and Aldo.
I'm worried and getting premonitions about the headlines saying 'Faber upsets Cruz in ... blah blah' sort of thing. Going to have to relieve some tension by kicking my century bob.
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