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Cage Warriors 76 in a couple bings
UFC 199 in 2 bongs and 15 bings for Fight Pass prelims
FS1 Prelims in 4 bongs
Main Card in 6 bongs
>>68104519
better
Good Op, OP
awooooo it's me the spooky ghost of the last thread ahwwwooo
i will keep haunting this thread until a link to the previous thread was posted aahhhhwooooo
>>68104519
is better
Great OP, OP
>>68104512
this thread
What is FOTN?
>>68104549
>>68104584
>>68104626
>american sperg
>>68104640
Halloway vs Lamas
in for based aussie webm man
>>68104584
>>68104549
Your autism is awful man. Creating thread wars is a million times worse than any OP could ever be.
>>68104640
Reyes-Kim or Ortega-Guida
>>68104640
Poirier vs Green
Or
Holloway vs llamas
Most well rounded, technical, and high skilll fights
nth for my boy
>>68104673
>15 posts left that no one will read
>"oh my god what is your problem you are overreacting!!!"
Lol
Upcoming events:
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2) - [FP Prelims start at 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST | FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST | PPV starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Previous thread: >>68099854 → #
News:
>Mitrione is still mad about getting poked in the eye in Browne fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/3/11854042/matt-mitrione-vents-on-arrogant-d-ck-travis-browne-as-commission-case
>Rockhold thinks Werdum is a joke
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/4/11837034/luke-rockhold-not-surprised-joke-fabricio-werdum-lost-title-to-stipe
>UFC 201 opening odds
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-opening-odds-lawler-a-3-1-favorite-over-woodley-mighty-mouse-17-1-over-reis
Link for cage warriors
what is this i hear about pat barry being a pedo ?
>>68104744
What?
Cage Warriors live
>>68104784
Shut the hell up
>>68104743
terrible choice of boy
>>68104783
Source
>>68104805
I can type without talking, autismo. Try it out. Your parents are getting concerned.
cage warriors started yet?
>>68104687
Those are bold predictions.
>>68104640
Poirier/Green
>>68104829
Rockhold tier banter there 2bh
What do you guys do between fights and rounds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTbx5C2ZX6w
lads
I'll come back after 70 posts more when you faggots are done playing thread bump war
>>68104862
>banter critic
I accept your defeat.
>>68104862
hey
>>68104880
I have a large salt crystal which I lick
>>68104813
delete this
>>68104761
Cool story
>>68104907
Are you a deer?
ngannou
>>68104743
No that's my boy.
>>68104880
watch commercials
>>68104512
>UFC 199 in 2 bongs and 15 bings for Fight Pass prelims
nice
>>68104891
>i'll pretend to take the victory so I don't have to take this vicious beatdown anymore
Kekmao kiddo
I won this
>>68104867
shit my stream has some music but no event yet
>>68104783
he was like 30 and was going out with rose namanjunas when she was 16 or 18
he also supposedely started grooming her when she was 14
>>68104951
You tell 'em, big guy
Reminder that Anastasia Yankova accepts BBC ONLY.
>>68103884
The omoplata was sweet though
>>68104925
back off. you can't have him.
>>68105015
Remember
Fighter with no tattoos > fighter with tattoos
Watch
>>68104512
see >>68104758 for times
>>68104929
Don't you know that ruins brain cells anon?
>>68105001
how has he not been arrested
sounds like slander to me
>>68104512
Finally an OP who knows no one has the time to figure out how time zones work.
>>68104922
haha n-no, I wouldn't be able to type with hooves after all
>>68105001
>he was like 30 and was going out with rose namanjunas when she was 16 or 18
Totally legal in most states.
Link
>>68105040
inkboy is giving the cleanskin a bad time so far, your theorem might just receive a significant blow here if this continues
>>68105001
>he was like 30 and was going out with rose namanjunas when she was 16 or 18
D A D D Y I S S U E S
A
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Alright /heem/ I'm heading to the Forum. I hope we get to see some awesome fights, some heems, Cruz retain and Bisping get an upset. See you all on the other side.
who is your fanfu
btw im a gay furry and I love cocks and I dress up in steampunk girls outfits with goggles and I could literally heem every single person in this thread.
>>68105184
Spit on Rockhold if you get the chance. Thanks.
>>68105184
Good luck!
who /claire/ here?
>>68105118
she was 18 if i recall which aint too bad but i do remember someone saying she was 16 when they started dating and he knew her from when she was 14 and he used to train her from 14
Whoever is also using this cracked UFC.tv account is a bitch, yo
who /fight pass/ here
>>68105118
>>68105243
Does it really matter? She looks like a little boy and was probably looking like a little boy back then too.
>>68105205
You'd like that wouldn't you
FOTN?
STAND AND WANG
>>68105333
Holloway vs Lamas
>>68105303
>tfw
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGPitARm5ca/
Thoughts on Steph Curry's technique?
>>68105324
That is why I asked
>>68105303
unironically the best 10 dollars i spend monthly
>>68105303
Here. Use it pretty much every day.
>>68105333
ortega vs guida
>>68104512
>Main Card in 6 bongs
Fucking perfect. All I need to hear.
brb, just gonna take a little nap.
>>68105393
Once a month I got down to my local ethnic food shop and get a Halal Snack Pack. That's the best 10 bucks I spend in my month. Second best is Fight Pass.
>>68105393
>>68105428
can't wait until they add the K-1 library they've been promising for the past few months.
>mfw I realized Conor will ko nate, floyd, frankie, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>>68105303
i've been watching events for free for 20 years
>>68105464
takbir brother
>>68105501
be careful
>>68105446
ur such a bitch
>Not being a member of FBM and getting all combat sport content free, including K-1
>>68105476
There are legal issues surrounding it. They thought they got the k-1 library when they got the glory library, but glory never actually had the rights to sell the k-1 library or something like that.
>>68105446
>>68105495
You left out Overeem
>>68105501
Hello 189er
>>68105522
Watch yourself
Next up
>>68105495
Conor will never get another KO in the UFC.
Link
>>68105446
But you're gonna miss prelims?
Was a pretty good first fight too
>>68105567
literally would watch events before you were born
>>68105244
Shut up pussy, you know your mommy pays for yours.
>dominick watching food network while cutting weight
Urijah is finished
has cage warriors started yet? ive been getting this screen and ufc music for the past half hour
lads I'm worried Ariel might kill himself when Conor vs Floyd is confirmed
Yo anyone got a link? My fight pass is acting up
>>68105625
give me a stream
You now remember Cung Le
>>68105675
Lmao you're still on the EFN.stream
Go here
http://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-76
http://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-76
>>68105675
u need to go to the main ufc fight pass page then click on cage warriors. it won't switch automatically
>>68105722
ufc.tv
>>68105720
The Ariel Era is over. The most dominant reporter in MMA is DONE.
>>68105720
Confirmed to what?
>white belts
Jaysus this French guy's getting bullied hard
>>68105668
That's my Netflix and tendies. I'm a samurai.
>>68105801
To tag team your mom you goof.
>>68105162
It has long term value
>>68105848
My mom is a coral belt
She would unironically put Conor and Floyd to sleep in seconds
Me in the middle
>>68105446
BLACK HELICOPTERS
>>68105879
>if i get these balloons in my chest people will love me
>>68105842
You're a good boy.
Thoughts?
>>68105939
LOL
>He bet on Bisping and Faber
>>68105952
Cultural appropriation.
>>68105872
Yeah I'm sure your mom is great at blowing guys to sleep bud.
WAKE ME UP
CAN'T WAKE UP
(save me)
>>68105971
>he didn't parlay Tate and Diaz
>he didn't parlay Faber and Bisping
>he didn't parlay Woodley and Reis
Rofl
>>68105952
Has anybody watched their show? I want to pirate it to see how bad it is.
>>68105952
he's darker than most of them anyway, his son looks like one
>he bet on Bisping and Faber
>>68105952
JUST
>>68106002
Why is Lawler-Woodley so narrow a line?
>>68105879
>rogan taller than Cody
Wtf is going on
Who is going to enter to win the UFC Fight Pass Fanatics Contest™?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTbx5C2ZX6w
/nba/ > /heem/
all you guys got is schaub
>>68106003
It's actually very good.
>>68106048
That's all we need
>>68106038
Can you win if you have a cracked fight pass account?
>>68106048
All you guys got is refball.
Remember those months earlier this year where schaubposting went quiet? It seems to have come back and taken over the power of every failed forced meme that took its place.
>>68106050
List your favorite stand up comedians and half hour comedy shows. I don't know if I should respect your opinion.
>>68106094
I miss ngannou posting tbf.
>>68106094
It takes times of bitter deprivation to realize how good we once had it
>>68106048
schaub > curry
nignognou > leflop
uncle dana > silver
>>68106094
3 steaks a day MINIMUM
Thought we were gonna get a spicy banger for a second there.
>>68106125
I'm not mad at it, just an observation.
>>68106158
[calls usada externally]
>>68106172
Damn you USADA. You took our boy.
What is he thinking here?
>>68106172
That's a great bod, I'm not even mad at it.
Honestly hope we get Diaz vs jonny one day.
>>68106201
>too much too much of a man
>>68106201
>Buy my shirts for sure
>>68106223
Of course it is. His face just screams "I haven't had food in the past 2 days"
>>68106201
>I miss Bryan
Poor fat ugly girl trying to gain confidence. ;_;
>>68106275
JUST
>>68106201
>ywn bang the hottest chick in wmma
>>68106264
CANT WAKE UP
>>68106201
>yeah, this relationship is done, 100%, for sure
>>68106279
She's trying damnit
S-she can be my honorary baby girl
>>68106100
Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, Artie Lange, Jim Norton, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Nick DiPaolo, Patrice O'Neal, Colin Quinn, the list goes on..
Malcolm in the Middle, Seinfeld, NewsRadio, Scrubs, Arrested Development
>>68104813
You don't get to choose your boy
Believe you me
>>68106369
Welp, at least I know not to pay money for it
>>68106279
why does rose always look like she's about to cry?
Rank em
>>68106378
>Believe you me
Where is this meme from
>>68106232
>Buy my shirts for sure
>>68106410
t.casual
>>68106410
Listen to Bisping speak for more 5 minutes and you'll figure it out.
>>68106397
Because she's a 16 year old dating a black man 20 years older than her.
>>68106279
was she 14 when she started dating pat who was like 30 ?
>>68106405
I would unironically rather bang the womanlets in the cage
>>68106405
Chrissy > Vanessa > Britney > Arianny
no discussion
>>68105015
She can keep it
>>68106369
pleb
>>68106275
;_;
>>68106405
1,4,3,2
When is cage warriors happenin?
>>68106397
because she was abused by her father
>>68106428
>Current year
>Get Him to the Greek reference
>>68106428
So reddit really doesn't like schaub?
Seems right up their alley
>>68105675
That's what you get for streaming lol.
>>68106279
>tfw no bearmode gf
You can't be done talking to me dummy you're sitting right there
Remember this?
>>68106397
Here's Rose's brother. I think he's dockbro.
>>68106562
That decision led to her beating Coenen, so that's good.
>>68106604
how come he isn't as qt as rose
Johnson-Cruz II 2018 for the manlet weight title. Who you got?
>>68106558
m-my stats do all the talking...
>>68106693
Johnson, Cruz is going to sit out for a year or two again anytime now
>>68105625
Couldn't fall asleep. Gonna pull an all-nighter.
>>68106500
Probably intimidated by a real Alpha Male.
>>68106670
cuter than paige's brother
>>68106485
seriously ?
>>68106738
Shit, Faber has a good shot at winning by freak accident. Good point.
>>68106778
Were you molested?
>>68106764
Should have taken your New Mood™.
Does anyone else make memes and heems?
I'm a heemer in the streets, memer in the sheets(I shitpost from bed).
What memes have you started?
I started the edgy brah meme.
>>68106781
yeah
>>68106778
Paige said she was raped and that's why she took up BJJ at a young age. Coincidence?
L-l-l
Ladies and gentlemen
>LE-LE-LE... apologies..
>>68106815
Not the guy you're responding to, but I was.
>>68106820
unironically the "you have 10 seconds...protip: you literally can't" meme on /b/
>>68106847
source please
>>68106820
I started Schaubposting. I can never forgive myself.
is this move allowed in mma?
>>68106820
>edgy brah meme
That is from Eddie went to a Bjj tournament and the hue reading his name off the sheet called him edgy brah. You started nothing, unless you're the hue that couldn't read and mispronounced his name.
>>68106820
no you didnt, i started the durian rider meme and the DC vr meme
>>68106820
m8 you have no fucking idea
I started the ABL and Americuck memes
>>68106873
I was too bud, an older neighbor girl showed me how to have sex when I was 5.
On the plus side, at least she was hot.
>>68106840
can i have a source on that
i know mark hunt said in his book that his dad fiddled diddled with him
>>68106889
You did not. I did.
>>68106905
Yep. JBJ hit it hard on Glover, and Holm's used the arm crank threat a couple times too.
>>68106820
I started the threatening other posters meme.
I unironically have contributed more /heem/ memes and OC than I'd ever take admit, because I think people would stop using them if they knew it was all from one autist.
>>68106906
That's blatantly false.
I coined the meme by combining that hue's mispronunciation with the 4chan edgy meme.
>>68106952
Can't be true cause that's literally how i feel
I'd like to start getting into the meme-making game, any tips from the long-time meme-making veterans?
>>68106919
she talked about it on TUF
>>68106908
>I started the ABL and Americuck memes
never heard of them
>>68106801
>Lewis "The Foot" Long
10/10 nickname 2bh
>>68106888
I really don't remember. It's true though. Her dad started taking her. She had a class with Ken Shamrock (?) or something.
>>68106922
Nice b8
>>68106964
https://youtu.be/nnt57vtEY9w
>>68106820
always making the new thread early
>>68106973
Keep it simple. Make it applicable to multiple situations. Don't force it.
>>68107098
Don't listen to this kid. I've been posting here 12-16 hours a day every single day longer than some kids have been alive.
>>68106973
be quick to react, but sure to impact
>Welsh MMA
I started the "heem musketeers" meme.
>>68106979
You best start believing in Americuck memes
Has anyone sustained injuries from training?
I screwed up my back years ago. Been in pain management ever since.
Currently on 40mg of oxymorphone 3x a day.
Sucks, but at least I get disability and get to stay high af 24/7.
>>68106973
Be peshent wiv it yeh
>>68107136
I always cringe when someone straightens their arm when dropping like in that situation. Nice way to break it.
>>68107231
a guy broke my jaw in sparring if that counts
That Footlong can take a banging
>>68106973
Right now if I go on /b/ someone will have a thread that I made years ago. Simple and multiple situations is good, but don't rule out forcing it. Forcing it can be useful especially if it's something people give a shit about.
Is nick the tooth a meme?
O shit whaddup
I cannot wait to see Dan Henderson receive a BIG LEAGUE BEATING.
>>68107269
Press f to pay respect to your deleted chin
How was the recovery?
You keep training afterwards?
>>68107276
I'll say ;-)
>>68106820
i made a few steak memes but my favorite time on heem is bundaposting in game threads
Is Serra/Longo a meme gym?
>>68107318
he will fucking destroy lombard
and then rightfully retire i guess
>>68107318
Lombard is a turbo manlet steroid goof that's getting h-bombed tonight.
Meme meme a meme meme?
>>68107269
>>68107231
I don't know shit about training in MMA, but I got a question. Is 22 years old too old to start training if I ever got interested?
>>68107346
...brehs....
>>68107348
For sure my man.
>>68107366
Classic Gregory Berrycone
>>68104640
It stands for Fight Of The Night
How would she do in MMA?
>>68107348
Wiedman is better than anything Alpha Male ever produced.
no ._.
will we see cung le once again in bellator maybe ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qDstzLSQm0
>>68107393
Never too old for fun. Likely too old to compete unless you have the frame for heavyweight.
that didn't take long
>>68107231
Holy shit oxymorphone aka opana is strong as fuck
That shit will get you HIGH
Anyone else here tried it?
>>68107428
Are there weight classes in tennis?
>the absolute state of Welsh MMA
uguu
>>68107428
>she
>>68107428
Michale Obama would rewrite the rules to make it easier for her to win. Fuck her.
>>68107366
Do you guys believe in meme magic?
>>68106485
need some sauce for that
Me on the right
>>68107362
>he will fucking destroy lombard
you haven't watched MMA in a few years have you
>>68107428
punching power comes from the ass according to frank mir
so i reckon she'd do alright
>>68107393
No your not too old to train or to compete.
Sergio Martinez didn't start boxing until his 20's.
Anyone got the Webb of his ko of Paul Williams?
>>68106405
Vanessa (by a wide margin) > 2 > 4 > 3
>>68107507
holy shit
>>68106405
the white one
>>68107562
>Sergio Martinez didn't start boxing until his 20's.
People that start that late and find professional success are not the norm. They are outliers.
>>68107538
You wish you had a mustache that nice bud.
>Reminder that Conor unironically though he could beat GSP.
>>68107507
>meme magic
it's a trump thoughtform, just like ebola-chan
>>68107540
i did and i know he is in his 40s and its not pride but i guess its maybe one of his last fights he will give everything im sure
>>68107507
based
Is conduit a meme fighter?
>>68107607
So did Nick Diaz
>Conor McGregor is not my boy
>>68107673
this meme really fell off
Go Kamal Shalorus!
>>68107507
>believing a word he says
>>68107489
Too much posterior xD
https://mobile.twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/739210181318316033/video/1
Webm please
>>68107484
uguuuuuuu
>>68107712
>not voting for a true fight fan
>>68105040
lmao my man
>>68107712
>ywn lick Claudia's sweaty abs
>>68107538
>he joined the meme team
>>68107507
piss off polturd, my goodness you twats are annoying
>>68105226
Emilia is best Hundred.
>>68107722
is he coming back to fighting?
>>68107598
Yeah but it's not impossible.
Anon could be an outlier.
>>68105040
haha
no
>>68107778
Kid Nate detected
>>68107712
never seen her from that POV. imagine her riding you weeeeeeeeeewwwwww
>>68107783
Keto kid is coming for Luke
>>68107818
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/.
Please, someone
>>68107818
Im not your step dad timmy
>>68107778
chill bruh
>>68105952
HEIL SCHAUB
>>68107864
UFC.tv
>>68107778
fuck off nigger
>>68107864
stream . com
>>68105015
shes going to get heemed by my gyms qt
This fucking bot....
how many bings and bongs until the card?
>>68107864
>not a Zuffa LLC hat
>>68107507
wew lad
>>68106048
/nba/ is awful dude, nearly off season too so it's only going to get worse.
>>68107905
27 bings
>>68107778
FON
>>68107908
>>68107875
>>68107872
p..plz
I can't do taima
>>68107864
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-199-fight-pass-prelims
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-199-prelims
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-199
You're welcome kiddo
Iranian's got a snappy left hook
>>68107905
based neo-prediction bro
>>68107939
vote trump or go home
>>68107873
fuck off cumskin
>>68107905
Finland didn't pick all 5 fights someone goof him.
>>68107939
Real recognizes real
Btw lads fight pass prelims don't start until 6:15 so it will be a quick pace.
That's 39 bongs
>>68107939
Who is this weak as piss average bloke fake haired looking donald duck looking twat?
lmaaooooo
>>68107960
sorry bud i like my streams to stay up . now do us all a favor and heem yourself
BULLSHIT
Racist ref strikes again
Controversial stoppage
>the state of these refs
Wew
>>68108004
>>68108036
thanks lads
>>68108023
How about you try and heem me instead, pussy? I'll knock dat smug look off ya face believe you me
>>68107960
weakaspiss.com
>>68108004
What a fucking goof
Don't you know that's fucking illegal?
how many bings
Honorary Brazillian
acestream is a honeypot
If i buy the ppv will I get the prelims and fight pass prelims or just main card?
>>68108094
just the main card
>>68108055
i cant let you get close
>>68108092
use a VPN
>>68108004
>Too poor to order a PPV with 8 or 10 buddies for $8 a piece
>Actually linking streams to casuals who don't care about the sport
>>68108092
I've watched the last 20 or so UFC events on acestream and I aint ever gotten a letter from my ISP.
Who /CopaAmerica/ and /heem/ at the same time here?
>>68108132
>a letter
bro where you're going you'll be lucky if you get to write letters
>yfw the stream you watch never gets posted to 4chan or reddit
>>68108136
isnt copaamerica next week?
>>68108134
I don't have bt sport man im on sky and that shit costs like £20 a month
>womanlets
>>68108136
>Divegrass
>Any year
Piss off you piss stain
>>68108092
>acestream is a honeypot
Sauce? Other than a guess
>>68108166
Is happening right now, yesterday Colombia won against USA 2-0.
>>68108165
share you selfish prick
>>68108194
>le american that hates divegrass meme
>>68108186
that's my gf back off
>>68108193
How many fights does that guy have?
>>68108193
i was memeing, arish is a goof
>>68108092
proofs
Going for a quick run, hopefully will be back in time to watch Breese get viciously heemed.
Save a seat for me yeh lads?
>>68108200
It's not a honeypot, but your IP is exposed because it works like a torrent. All Zuffa would have to do is join the peer group and log the IPs. Use a VPN.
>>68108193
>Slapping the opponents thigh while being chocked it a good tactic to win matches.
>>68108165
I know that feel bro. It's a good feel.
>>68108251
>Use a VPN.
t. casual.
>>68108251
>go to my gf's parents for their faster internet and use someone elses laptop
yeah I'm good son
>>68108094
prelims should be free to view, main card ppv. That's how it works on skyTV here (different company I know but still)
Im new to watching UFC and want to go out to a bar to watch the fight. Anything worth knowing?
If the main card is at 10pm is there any reason to be there earlier than that? Do the fights usually start right away or does "10pm" really mean 10:45?
If the bar is showing the main card will there (usually) be prelims beforehand?
>>68108284
>gf
>heem
>>68108238
>>68108239
>>68108268
Alternate Angle. Can see they're strong open palm strikes, Bas Rutten used them all the time, they can be very powerful, and no risk of breaking hands /Rogan
>>68108251
For now my country doesn't care about piracy, so i'm good.
The 3rd world runs on piracy, literally
>>68108272
share you selfish ptrick
>>68108251
what happens if they have your IP?
>>68108321
find your own stream faggot
>>68108301
Just make sure you don't make eye contact with anyone in a Tapout tshirt.
>>68108319
Kekked
Arm Triangle was there all day after the Americana from SideMount
>>68108272
>>68108321
What are these nations doing in my heem?
Holy fuck this guy in the green trunks is doing everything wrong. How do you go from a guy being way too high on your back to giving him the fucking mount?
>>68108322
oh man
>>68108301
10 means 10 for the main card. Don't know if the bar will show prelims but they can be fun and real fightfans watch
Nothing you really need to know yet, just watch and try and have fun. If you have questions later you can just ask here
>>68108301
Ppv starts at 10pm, first fight about 10-15 min after that.
Prelims start in 10 bings that bars almost definitely won't show. . Bars might show the prelims that start at 8.
>>68108319
He should know that's clearly gonna look like a tap though
>>68108251
This would be a good idea if you assume there's nothing malicious in the software itself. However that would be a stupid assumption.
>>68108346
eh I don't actually stream ppvs, I have a job and just pay the $20, watch it in glorious HD on my massive TV. Stay povvo numbnuts.
>>68108363
>nations
h-heem
>>68108322
Dana and Lorenzo send pizzas to your house
IF HE DIES HE DIES
>>68108352
Will do. I was around enough of those dicklords in the military. Knew a guy with a full "TAPOUT" tattoo on his chest. Covered the whole thing.
Why is Pat allowed to be near little kids?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGPZezhqckC/?taken-by=stevenrychel
>>68108322
Depends on what country you live.
In China it could mean death penalty.
should i bet on jew?
Queue up that game thread lads, it better be dank
>>68108434
>tapout tats
wew lad
Or just make sure you glass them from behind before there's even a chance you could accidentally glance at them.
>>68108447
Awe, come on. That was a nice little speech.
>>68108449
>death penalty
kek
pretty sure they can't do anything about it here desu, just curious about you guys haha
Mortgage, car down payment and kid's savings account on Michael "The Count" Bisping
Rockhold has a bum knee and is weak as piss, plus it's Michael's dehstenny to be world champ.
>>68108444
form a line under the fucking sun for that. people are so fucking stupid. omfg.
>>68107231
I fugged my knee up freshmen year of wrestling and hyper extended my elbow from an armbar at my first bjj comp. Never been injured in muay thai surprisingly.
>>68107393
Not at all, you could even compete if you wanted. I know guys that started way older than you and had success
I'm gonna put like 10 bucks on bisping just in the off chance something insane happens
>>68108447
did he do something against kids ?
>>68108374
>>68108383
Thanks. /heem/ seems like a pretty comfy place.
I normally only do /sp/ for March Madness, NBA finals, and the whole NFL season. Random big events like the WC of course.
Might make this a habit. How often do big cards (events?) happen?
>>68108513
>can't do anything about it
>can't
lol aren't you naive
heemspeak when
>>68108524
Why not just PayPal it to me and save yourself the trouble?
>>68108444
wonder if she would let me sniff her turd-cutter after sitting in that chair all day??
>>68107905
too late to make picks?
Rockhold (but I want bisping to win so bad)
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
i thought this was supposed to start 11 minutes ago
>>68108542
making some breakfest and my bed but I will be on soon
>>68108576
add yourself
>>68108529
Every Tuesday, sometimes Saturdays as well.
>>68108529
Minimum big card (ppv) once a month, July 7,8,9 is three nights of big cards in a row leading to UFC 200 on the 9th. Next card after tonight is 6/18 and has an incredible mainevent, but most wouldn't consider it a big card.
>>68108321
Do some google searching you lazy faggot. There's no way I'm posting it here so some other cunt can report it and get it taken down. Fuck that.
>>68108363
>my heem
>>68108560
If Bisping wins will you give him $75?
>>68108542
Bout to hop in when the prelims start
>>68108617
If any here does that I will personally heem them.
>>68108646
>>68108529
There are usually UFCs 2-4 weekends per month though. Just ppvs are once a month.
>LUKE STOP YOU'RE EMBARASSING YOURSELF
Any of you guys wanna join my rape culture?
I'm tired of being alone...
>>68108711
COSTAS PHILLIPWHO?
>>68108529
>/heem/ seems like a pretty comfy place.
kek, it might seem like that now. Ignore the first response, the other two are what you need to know. Generally if you stick around on /heem/ you'll know if things are on and shit and also pick up on fighters.
>>68108653
Yes my heem. I'm the king of all these bums in here, none of them wanna fight me.
>>68108606
Nah, 15 minutes past
>>68108711
I PUSHED 'IM OFF ME, HE WAS
WEAK
AS
PISS
Didn't this guys Wife leave him? She came back?
Holy shit TUF has some right bullshit
>>68107231
hyper-extended knee twice, detached/ damaged the cartilage under the patella (whatever the fuck that's called). Damaged rotator cuff muscles/ tendons. I've never fully torn a tendon though, thank christ. Oh and a broken nose too lel.
>>68108653
Like I said, I'll just get it on sky. I was gonna invite you over for chips and dips too.
This bathed in blue aesthetic...
LUKE ROCKHOLD WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS A PUSSY WHO TURNED DOWN JACARE
>>68108606
First fight is at 6:30. Commercials are LIVE right now.
hope they make these fightpass finatic videos public. top cringe i reckon
should I bet on hendo?
are you guys ready?
>>68108837
I wouldn't bet on either participant in that fight.
>>68108837
betting in MMA is a lose lose situation bud
>>68108847
I'm ready, but I'm not sure Bisping is.
>>68108837
hell yeah, roid boy doesn't have shit on that old fucking man
>>68108847
>tfw can't wake up
>worst koreans
>>68108847
>Wake up Luke it's all over
>>68108826
knee sucks, i also had patella problems. and broken nose in sparring.
>>68108847
based oman
Kim is literally free money.
Get on it now.
>>68108837
fuck no
>>68108830
he already beat jacare
>another dong hung kim
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>68108929
>>68108929
>>68108929
>>68108929
>>68108929
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
I want bisping to lose mainly because I thought that Anderson Silva fight was BS.
>>68108847
I dont think Bisping's chin is ready
>>68108940
desperate stuff my man
>>68108879
>only stream that isn't sending my antivirus into a panic attack is some 144p mexican shit
>>68108946
nigger detected!
>>68108971
It's for your own good lidl man, do you want a thread war? yeh?
Any good live streams m8s?
Stream link please
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/4/11859804/brock-lesnar-close-to-finalizing-deal-to-fight-at-ufc-200
ITS HAPPENING
>>68106963
hey, nice lazy underhook you got there
it would be a shame if someone...
CRANKED IT
First Werdum now Rockhold losing the titles in their first defense. Are Jon Jones and Demetrius Johnson going to be the only consistent champs?
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