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Upcoming events:
6/3: UFC 199 weighin - [Starts at 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST]
6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava - [Starts at 12 PM EDT, 9 AM PDT, 5 PM BST]
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2) - [FP Prelims start at 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST | FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST | PPV starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (Still TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Previous thread: >>68075775
News:
>Kevin Lee replaces Stevie Ray to fight Jake Matthews
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11848330/stevie-ray-out-kevin-lee-in-against-jake-matthews-at-tuf-23-finale
>Joanna Jedrzejczyk unhappy with how she is being shown on TUF 23
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/3/11848950/morning-report-joanna-jedrzejczyk-is-unhappy-with-how-she-is-being
>Mackenzie Dern gets opponent
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11845154/mackenzie-dern-gets-opponent-for-mma-debut-at-legacy-fc-58
>Luke Rockhold has grade 2 MCL sprain, is still fighting
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/csac-doctor-champ-luke-rockhold-has-grade-2-mcl-sprain-but-ok-to-fight-at-ufc-199
>Clay Guida wants to be on Donald Trump's security detail
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/3/11850648/trump-2016-ufc-199-featherweight-wants-security-detail-donald-trump-presidential-election
first for the nose is different
schaub
THOMAS ALMEIDA
hello darkness my old friend
hey
>>68075861
Real thread btw
>>68079757
what? you got something to say?
>mfw somebody says a cuss word
Post Penne
ded sport
poor lil white boi
heeminder that too much T turns into E, god dammit hah hah hah
I'm going to penetrate your skull
hey pussy, you still there?
>>68079841
Who is this?
>>68079878
yeah im still here
>>68079880
RICH PIANA GOD DAMMIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5muG9zJ8c
>>68079855
>>68079601
Is Jessica Penne British?
Rockhold = Weak as Piss
>>68079880
Ricardo peña
>>68079880
affluent piano
>>68079916
>usada is so useless they probably wouldnt catch these guys if they signed today
>>68079929
hey
>>68079880
ricardo slap a retard panini
>>68079880
One day you may
Leave humanity behind
2 scoops of mutant whey c'mon
>>68079880
andre pederneiras
>>68079880
Wealthy Wanderlei
Seriously?
>>68079880
anderson silva
>>68080023
like a poor mans Bisping, with 2 eyes
>>68079841
So apparently taking steroids turns your muscles into a fucking balloons and simultaneously puts a slick eyeliner and die your hair
>that feel when you've been drinking
I could any of you.
Sorry England, going to have to wait a decade or 10 before you can get UFC gold
>>68080104
don't drink it's terrible for you
>>68079880
usada positive
I'd (you) first you mug
I have tickets to 199 and I feel this gives me reason to tripfag for the weekend because my opinion holds more value than of yours. What say /heem/?
>>68080124
>finally a guy i can wear heels around
>>68080152
who cares what any of these retards think, i could heem all of them
>>68080152
fuck off rory
>>68080169
That's the booze talking.
>open /heem/
>no heems
Into the trash it goes
>>68080152
Do it and post pics you goof.
Although you'll likely be banned.
>>68080236
Be banned for what?
>>68080256
Tripfagging
>>68080135
Who this?
>>68079940
>its a brazil claims everyone is on PEDs episode
every single thread
>>68080256
/heem/ is a trip free zone.
>>68080315
penne
>>68079880
FUCK YOU!
Cruz by UD is only -160
Fishy
>>68080384
This is the closest we'll ever get to watching two silverback gorillas go at it in the cage. Just get 100 of these roided up guys and lock them in the octagon with Brock so we can finally answer that question.
Dumping some lo-quality heems
Nate Diaz esquire interview
http://www.esquire.com/sports/q-and-a/a45472/nate-diaz-interview-ufc-conor-mcgregor/
>>68080376
This and always this. Once this rule gets overtaken, /Heem/ is dead.
>>68080424
You mess with the bull and you get the horns.
>>68080152
No, but I hope you have fun
>>68080427
>tfw inflexible af can't even touch my toes
ROWDY RONDA ROUSEY IS IN THE HOUSE!
>>68080478
>bleached blonde hair
>barbed wire tattoo
Does anyone still remember Conair McGregor?
Who /natty/ here? Remember
>train all day
>Joe Rogan by night
>eat clean
>workout
>train in one martial art
>also train bodybuilding in honor of Natty GOAT Sage Northcutt
>no sex (women distract you from making gains)
>>68080478
I also remember seeing a webm of Mark Hunt lightly tapping the blonde haired guy on the chin and him being completely heemed
>>68080541
Don't forget 3 bongs a day minimum
I saw Joe Silva at a grocery store in Las Vegas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Protein bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly
>>68080530
he was great, what happened to him, where is he now?
She unironically took her dog on the plane
>>68080541
>>no sex (women distract you from making gains)
>>68080586
Get that pedophile off of /heem/
>>68080515
>>68080560
>Chris "Cut My Life Into Peices" Tuchscherer
>>68080591
He probably got that from /fit/, the gayest board on 4chan.
See you fellas tomorrow for the fights
>>68080664
>unironically caring THAT much about body image
you're right
>>68080765
sleep tight
Fights soon brehs
>>68080827
Damn she's looking old and busted
Any of you gonna watch RFA with me? I love blazing bowls friday nights and watching AXS fights.
>>68080431
reading
>>68080947
in the past 20 years the only thing i've read is message board comments
>>68080923
It's illegal to post pictures of weed or other off topic stuff.
Just a heads up.
And yeah let's watch rfa, why not?
>>68080431
based nate
who's nick gonna fight?
>>68080923
>those meme names
Keep cracking jokes about how he looks like a Gears of War character need to grow up. But remember that Rich could beat the shit out of you and anyone you know. I doubt you guys could do any of the things you do. It isn't jiu jitsu,karate,boxing. It's fitness. IHe's trained MMA for a long time. He's strong too meaning if you tried to grapple him he'd fling you around a like a toy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW6cBdP323g
>>68080581
he's gonna box floyd famalam
>>68080923
looks good, what are you smoking it with?
ill try look for a stream somewhere
I'm watching Haywire on Fuse. Pretty shit movie to be honest. Gina's a bad actor. But that scene at the end where she's wearing the wetsuit... hnnngggg.
how much water do you drink per day for maximum gains?
>>68081224
I smoke out of a beaker style glass on glass bong. Nothing fancy but it gets the job done. There's usually a stream cause Ausbro uses one.
>>68081330
Who gives a shit about gains. After hearing my buddy talk about kidney stones I try to drink 64 ounces a day minimum.
>>68081330
72 ounces MINIMUM
>>68081365
nice man, enjoy.
i forgot murica is playing colombia, i wanna see the memes desu
>>68081427
>>68081458
yeah i'm on my 9th bottle unironically
>>68081532
Soccer's for fags though.
>>68081130
if we were to be autistic, rich would probably gas in 30 seconds
I also doubt he can generate heavyweight level of force on his punches, doesnt look like he can explode and twist his body very well
>>68081557
why is it so enraging even seeing it or its fans for 5 seconds
i hate baseball and the nfl too, but soccer just makes me want to bang
>>68081557
>calling handegg football
Can Johny ever be champ again?
Here's the final version unless you add yourself
how many memekicks are we going to see tomorrow night? Hopefully Holloway has some ready to go.
>>68082482
Good job bud, impressed by your formatting.
You're the designated picks taker now, just make the columns a bit shorter next time.
That Nate Diaz esquire interview was great, hope he gets more press.
>>68082822
Ur opinion=wgaf
>>68082908
You know I would literally kill you if you ever said that to my face right?
>>68081130
what a loser lmao
>>68082752
Luke will pull off his signature question mark kick
>>68083015
You would have to first overcome your crippling anxiety and leave your mothers basement for that to happen, champ.
>>68082822
>formatting
>literally copy and paste into paintshop
>>68083116
>le question mark kick
>le big cock man
>le natty king
tomorrow the meme ends
R8 & H8 M8s
I finally found who Dana White remids me of.
What do you think lahs?
>>68083214
dat freedom
>>68083214
are these separate or its all one bet?
>>68083208
one can only hope.
>>68083255
He looks more like matt serra
>>68083161
>that weak ass, slow meme kick
>wimin athletes
>>68083214
u messed up with bizbing, i dont know anything about that rugby shit, 7/10
>>68083135
Bro I would heem you stiff anytime, anyplace.
But you'd never show up pussy.
I do this shit for real, you talk shit on a Lebanese typewriter image board.
>>68083316
That's just PVZ
>>68083255
>>68083214
>Knights by 10
LMAO
>>68083214
>mma/rugby parlay
What are you doing, nigger?
>>68083349
I'm not coming to your moms basement to beat you up. Let me know when youre capable of making it outside.
>>68083372
ATHLETE
>>68083448
Name a time and a place.
How many shots of you think you can take before I delete your chin?
Takes a big guy to talk shit on 4chan, say it to my face and see what happens bud.
I don't think you could take one punch tbf.
RFA is live on AXS
>>68083588
bubba gumps in time square
Tomorrow @ 3
>>68083597
>cutting off the bottom so you can't see the wires
That's smart but I guarantee you got exposed wires.
>>68083670
Ok I'll be the one punching you in the face.
Rockhold
Faber
Lamas
Lombard
Poirier
>>68083673
Put money on it.
>tfw I can tap every here in the gi
feels good
Damn I thought that was gonna be a HEEM.
Spicy round here.
>all these losers praying for Luke to lose
sorry kiddos, it ain't happening
>>68083597
>that lighting
>>68083673
Dockfag definitely doesn't have exposed wires
>>68084220
his Tv sucks though
>>68084150
People are just just saying it as a goof. I don't think anybody is actually invested in Bisping winning.
>>68084275
lol I have a 60" 1080p plasma. What you got, bitch?
>>68084275
Post your tv
>>68084150
its not going to happen, but i like bisping so im "praying" he wins
>>68083597
>Chrome
Enjoy your botnet
HEEM SLEEPY
>>68084150
im just memeing desu, I dont like rockhold but I dislike bisbong even more
hope that "natty" faggot loses his other eye
>>68084445
>60" 1080p in the first world
I tought you guys had the monis
heem you wouldn't happen to have a webm of that bodyshot knockout over on Spike's boxing thing, would you? Bodyshots are one of my fetishes, knockouts especially.
>>68080417
But gorillas know how to fight
>>68079738
tom breese is massive for welterweight
>>68080564
Lol how the fuck does that even happen?
GOODNIGHT IRENE
>>68080603
Did you tell that dip that it was just a meme?
Are there any webms where a guy gets heem'd and then woken up by another punch and heem'd again?
Or something similar?
Any fights like that u know offhand?
>>68081130
Anyone with a year of grappling could choke him out desu
>watching AXS fights
>it aint me starts playing
>>68082482
>>68083760
This guy forgot to link to your post
>>68085487
And? What was the post of your point, australia?
>>68080586
proof that you gotta catch em young - the brainwashing will never fade regardless of how retarded and ugly you may look
I want Bisping to win, I hope he loads his gloves or something, it would be just the right amount of fuckery considering how something goofy goes on in every one of his fights.
>tfw the only one watching AXS
C'mon /heem/ I thought you guys were fight fans. The CSAC director is gonna be on Inside MMA after.
>>68086591
i'm watching but i need to sleep soon, no way i'm missing the heems tomorrow
>>68086619
Nigger worst case it's 11pm. Man the fuck up, pussy.
>>68086652
sorry anon, i'm dedicated to the heems but i've been overworked this month
>>68086591
I watched some of it but harold and kumar is on now
>>68086591
I'm watching, hop in taima for chat
>>68086700
Fair enough. I been there.
>>68086733
That movie isn't even funny.
>>68086845
Fuck that.
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEM SLEEPY
Oman is my boy
>mike beltran
What do you guy's think this dude's backstory is? I bet he was a cop and did something like ripoff and kill a drug dealer and so he lost his badge but he knew someone with juice who got him a gig with the state athletic commission.
>>68087005
your boy is now Oman
xDDDDD
>>68086899
You're not even funny, faggot
>>68087094
Nah I doubt it
Think he's just a guy with a big mustache, I'm kinda jelly desu.
He's no big Jon fucking up nigs at the la riots.
>>68087136
yes he is
>>68080417
After 30 seconds they both suffer massive heart attacks.
>that le diverse all female ghostbusters remake commercial during RFA
absolutely disgusting
God Ron Kruck is awful.
>>68087242
I don't mind him
who /AVERAGEBLOCK/ here?
>>68087242
do not speak ill of the kruckodile
I can't upload webms right now can someone upload this?
http://webm.land/media/tmp/4e7bb2d9-61bb-4ba5-ab3e-e7b90dc03699.webm
>>68080598
>>68080586
Is this a new /heem/ meme? Pat Barry (36)is a pedophile at brainwashed rose (23) while she was just a young kid taking lessons at Roufus Sport?
>>68087252
which conor fight was this
>>68087348
Barry being a pedo is nothing new.
>>68087348
it's not a meme. he literally started grooming her when she was 14.
>>68083116
>Luke's signature question mark kick
Just like his sexual orientation
>>68087393
14? How do you know that?
Why is Helwani such a Bisping cuck?
So what fighters have you guys actually met? Any notable pricks?
>>68080427
57-0
I doubt anyone in ww can heem him standing up, Maybe Robbie's orc blood will pillow the blows
Post fighters you want to see die in some shitty regional event after being cut from the UFC
Lads
Anything important happen at the weigh ins?
>>68087793
jessica penne's ass looked amazing.
>>68087840
oh i forgot about that
Webm?
>>68087793
Bisping turned Dana into a tomato
>>68082482
Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz
Max Holloway
Lombard
Porier
![UFC.Fight.Night.45.Cerrone.vs.Miller.720p.WEB.DL.x264-ViLLAiNS.mp4_snapshot_01.36.47_[2014.07.17_21.46.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ftoY12D.jpg "UFC.Fight.Night.45.Cerrone.vs.Miller.720p.WEB.DL.x264-ViLLAiNS.mp4 snapshot 01.36.47 [2014.07.17 21.46.43]")
How many fights until robbie lawler's brain rattles one too many times and gives out?
this guy is putting on the best fights the UFC has ever seen but there's no way it'll last much longer.
>>68087840
Link to webm?
I got blueballed by a Chilean chick called Anna because "tiengo novio"
>>68087899
When it happens it'll be like dan henderson: the legs give out and he just folds like a fucking lawn chair and shuts off.
>>68087793
>tfw with these rules mcgoobs will always "make" 145 because of lorenzo mafia goons
>tfw he will still duck you
i don't trust these behind closed door weigh-ins lads
>>68087937
Tengo*
jej get cucked
>>68087899
Brain damage is food for the Blood God
those rfa bitches are thicc
>>68087937
>because "tiengo novio"
REKT
You should've just kissed her no matter what.
>>68088008
I did, she just didn't wanna go home with me
>>68087937
>tiengo novio
should have thrown her back over the wall
>>68087597
that's when she started going to roufussport and pat began to "coach" her
>>68088001
That's alright I guess
>>68088033
Man I love how he hides that head kick and makes it look like it's going to the side.
>>68088057
Hmm...are you from milwaukee too?
>>68087943
>the legs give out and he just folds like a fucking lawn chair and shuts off.
We kinda saw that against Condit. He hit the floor ded in Round 1 or something, had me worried af
>>68087946
Frankie gives me the feels. He basically got iced out of the scene by everyone.
Goodnight /heem/
>>68088174
>illegal
does that mean he wasn't allowed to choke him like that? what's the story
>>68088209
Wrestling rules don't allow chokes, it's all about top control.
>>68079855
Wouldn't it be hilarious if the UFC had Chippendales' type beefcake sluts up there when there are women fighters, instead of the regular ring girls?
Bet Dana would hit on them awkwardly, just out of habit.
>>68088228
and yet he choked him
lol wat
>>68088209
I'm a little confused too, if it was illegal why was he allowed to continue and nobody attempted to separate them?
>>68080124
she has no idea who he is
>>68088209
shitty job on ref , you can hold a chin strap (grip on chin) you can hold a front headlock, but once you cross the line and turn either grip into an attack that is focus on the neck, it should have been a warning then a reset.
Sadly there is a lot of shit reffing
>>68088240
this ↓
>>68088258
>>68088001
She had to do that little booty pop on purpose
I'm not mad at it
>>68088244
>>68088244
cause the ref sucked honestly looking at the ref, he was standing at a bad angle, however its his job to circle and observe both athletes, however its specially dangerous when you could see the other guy was basically arching into the standing guillotine before putting the guy down into the mat. that right there should have been a big red flag
>>68088209
You can control a person with the headlock (reversals like you saw) but when he turned it into a choke at the end it was illegal and should have been reset. Ref could argue that he thought the Kebab was trying control the other Kebab.
myles jury is my anti boy
>>68088539
why can't the Ruse Cruz do this?
that nigger literally tapped to strikes
>>68088541
Completely agree. Was nice to see Cowboy break him in their fight, dude got molested on the ground and spent the rest of the fight content to lose a UD.
rip to mma legend muhammad ali
>>68089058
F t bh pham
>>68089058
Rest in Peace. May we bring back racial segregation as he desired in order to honor him
>>68089243
They won't bring that up.
>>68089243
wait what?
>>68089525
Google "Nation of Islam"
Google "Malcolm X"
>>68089525
ali was against race mixing, despite being mixed race himself. i'm mixed race and i feel that same way desu.
believe you me buddy
>>68089634
*buddeh
>>68089610
>>68089616
hmmm... interesting
>>68089634
hey
>>68089525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqiWFLsgVi4
>>68089616
I'm mixed race too and I feel the same as well. It's just too weird and I didn't turn out to be a mongoloid either.
>ywn have Jessica Penne bounce on your dick while Miesha sits on your face and spreads her buttcheeks
why even live
dan henderson is also a famous proponent of racial segregation
don't come in too overconfident pal, i'll wipe that smug look off your face
Will Bisping retire if he loses?
what are some good ali mma fights
>>68089739
idk how to feel about this desu
>>68089058
Ali couldn't take dat left hand sho' yeh
>>68079551
RIP. Goat.
>>68089945
His '''''fight''''' with Antonio Inoki is considered to be one of the progenitors to MMA, it's hell to actually watch though.
>>68089953
He literally couldn't, got floored by some small British guy early in his career (Angelo Dundee popped his already-popped glove and used smelling salts to revive him, fight stopped on cuts from an earlier seam-induced injury) and I believe a left hook from Joe Frazier cemented his first official career loss
>>68089947
why? seems pretty reasonable
>>68089739
Based Ali, keep the races pure
>>68089739
damn didnt expect that
>>68090032
cause i kinda agree with him but if some white guy wanted to marry a mexican it shouldn't be a big deal
>>68089953
>>68090011
The British guy got him with a left as well IIRC
be careful
Heemstreaming Ali's career
aka are all gonna lose all the belts, so fuck you
>>68089940
No, I think he said he would at least see out his contract which is another few fights
>Schaub before even knowing Kimbo: Fucking hate this guy. Fuck him
>Schaub on Zak Jensen because everyone else is riding on him: I think he's a little socially awkward. He shouldnt be here, lets be honest
What a bully
>>68090225
stop bullying schaub
>>68090225
Schaub is a kind soul and you are the bully sir
>Ali dead
>Rockhold will win
>Cruz will win
>>68090269
hes a plastic douchebag who should kill himself
>Rockhold has a torn MCL
Cheeky tenner on Bisping by dec here I come
>>68090282
>Ali dead
>Rockhold will win
>Cruz will win
>>68090298
Lose my number
>>68087761
ellenberg was 1 good punch away
>>68090313
*sprained
Bisping by TKO
Faber by TKO
cap this post
name my fight club
>>68090342
I read torn
>>68090353
Bisping by submission
Cruz by Faber disqualification
Cap this post
I can make up things that won't happen too
>>68090282
>2011+ 5
>liking Urijah Faber
>>68090359
The Natty Goats ft. CM Punk
>>68080664
>>68080591
>>68080541
Isn't the point of getting jacked to smash the pussy harder?
>>68090381
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/3/11856616/csac-calls-luke-rockholds-bluff-confirms-his-mcl-tear-is-just-a-sprain
>>68090388
But Bisping is actually going to TKO Rockhold.
>>68090400
>>Using the X+Y meme in 2016
>>68090426
Well fair enough then.
>>68090426
LUKE IS
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
>>68090430
Rockhold has no power in his hands. He's never actually heemed anyone, just TKOs.
>>68090430
Sure he is, Callum
>>68090463
Callum picks against his dad every time you goof
>>68090400
He talks big and in a faggoty way to get big fights but deep down he's a pretty cool dude. In particular learning about his time putting Team Alpha Male together made me like him, can't remember the details too well but IIRC he would pay for fighters lodging out of his own pocket and stuff like that. Seems like a nice guy, though I suppose the easy going Cali dude personality might turn some people off.
>>68090478
no that's lucas, casual
>>68090478
I thought Callum was the older one
Claim your /heem/fu
>>68090493
it is sad that i know this is correct
>>68090514
Krazy Horse
I want the LBC
>>68090514
CLAIMED
>>68090488
Yeah, the "brothers" and the general 'cali talk' kind of annoys me, but he seems like a pretty chill and well meaning dude.
I kind of like Cruz though. Seems like a dark NEET that learned how to wrestle/fight and lacks the social skills to truly associate with people.
He really is /heem/'s champion.
someone should PM bizbings son a link here on reddit
>>68090550
Totally agree with Cruz, I think he's awesome as a person. Supposedly his fight IQ is near genius levels and I like the way he goes about his trashtalk, doesn't seem like he's trying too hard.
>>68090550
you couldn't be more wrong about cruz. he was the super christian kid who thought he was better than everyone in high school. it's very obvious from the way he talks and it comes out every now and then like "no cussing!!!" to faber (after saying he was gonna fuck him up lol)
>>68090607
Kek. He's super christian? Can you sauce the jesus stuff?
>>68090553
That was fucking cold man. I'd literally just make another son and treat him 10x better than the little shit if he said that to me.
>>68082752
I like andre :_:
>>68079551
Just realized july's mma schedule is pretty great
>7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
>7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
>7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
>7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
>7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
>7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
>7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
>7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
>7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
>7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
>7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
>>68090738
lol was there a caption to this
>>68090704
>Woodley is getting a title shot
>>68090762
"A few things I'll cherish forever"
>>68090704
>getting your news from the OP
There isn't an Invicta show scheduled next month at all from what I can tell.
>>68090793
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/shannon-knapp-targets-july-29-for-invicta-fc-18-spot-open-for-cyborg
>>68090738
wow he looks really torn up....
>>68090738
>let me gather my ali merch because he's dead now
kind of an awkward tribute lol
>>68090738
you know what's really strange about this kind of thing when you think about it? he heard that ali died, went around his house gathering memorabilia, and handed his phone to someone and told them to take a picture of him holding it for him to post on social media. how long did it take him to settle on the proper expression for the occasion do you wonder?
>>68090805
There's nothing on the website though, sounds like they were thinking of putting the event together but nothing came of it.
Usually Invicta takes fairly long breaks between their shows.
>>68090840
Yeah, how dare he honor a combat sports legend.
What an asshole.
>>68090840
I feel like Jon put the 10 second timer on his phone and then ran back to pose
>>68090808
>>68090840
You guys are WAY overthinking it
>>68082482
Bisping
Cruz
Holloway
Henderson
Poirier
>>68090868
now is that what i said? i said it was strange and it is. if this is something you would do, you're a weirdo too. sorry if that offends you
>>68090859
Promotions can take a while to update their websites sometimes
>>68083015
Brown belt BJJ, 3rd degree black belt in ITF TKD , Omaha golden gloves 11' and 13'.
I live in NY right now, training under a former Pride/Strikeforce veteran.
I could literally dick down your girl, have you walk in on us, KO you, and go back to stuffing her full of my cock.
And there wouldn't be a damn thing you'd be able to do about it.
>>68090908
>honoring a legend is strange and weird
You're strange and weird bro
>>68090916
Let's see some of your fights bro.
When is your UFC debut?
>>68090923
now is that what i said? i said that the way he chose to 'honor' ali was strange. if you can't understand that distinction, you're a dummy with poor reading comprehension. sorry if that offends you.
>>68090914
To the point where an event isn't even mentioned in any official capacity two months out? I don't know man.
>>68090962
>> arguing to win internet battles on 4chan
>>68079551
RIP the GOAT. Its a shame what that disease did to him. Would've loved to have had his commentary on the state of boxing, MMA, politics during all this time
it really is a fucking shame that we don't have medicine to fix the brain damage that is done by combat sports
>>68090996
Brain transplants when?
>>68090970
you got btfo and now you're falling back on metaposting like a little bitch.
>>68090916
What weight class do you fight in?
>>68090859
It's inconclusive atm
If it gets closer to the date and it still hasn't been announced yet, it'll be taken out of the list
Same with the One FC event on the 17th
>>68091052
>>68090970
I'm literally not any anon within that argument. Noticed you two ( or three?) idiots arguing about it on the internet
Please an hero if you are truly butthurt about this argument
>>68090970
>doing anything ever
>>68091052
>I btfo someone on the internet
Lol that wasn't even me you goof, jeez you're strange and weird.
>>68091060
If you say so, doubt anybody even reads that shit anyways
>>68091076
>existing
>>68090916
He'll just shot you. Land of the free.
>>68091071
>please an hero
>butthurt
did you fall into a timewarp from 2007 /b/?
>>68091099
imma firin mah lazor d00d
>>68091078
ever since i called you weird, you've been repeating it back to me like a parrot. did the word trigger you? is that what people called you in high school?
>>68091099
Haha, you showed him
>>68091099
>being this triggered
all according to keku
>>68091134
the dated /b/ memes combined with the inappropriately correct capitalization screams redditor desu
>>68091138
Weirdo
americans are objectively the worst posters on heem
http://youtu.be/Vs8Ls6Dx1F0
Rip
Should I give in to the meems /heem/?
>>68091170
Jesus christ lighten up
>>68091260
and later in the fight, this moment of Advanced MMA Tactics
I really like Gonzaga. Not sure why, he just seems like a fun dude that always gives it a good go.
>>68090514
Dumbo earsfu
>>68091265
Change poirier to green
>>68091265
Green has a much better chance of winning than Henderson
Watching a few of old Ali fights made me realize how much MMA sucks
sure worked out well for him haha
>>68088001
Christ, this is gonna be a murder.
>>68091273
lighten up? i have a darker side than GSP m8
>>68091405
Rare footage of an Asian fighter winning via strikes
Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQTcRxPsoMo
>>68091437
I haven't heard that in years
>>68091300
>>68091321
Never seen Green fight t b h. So he's really the better choice?
>>68091437
better here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f47Mz-lvBY
>>68091455
dope
>>68091362
haha good one britbong
>>68091448
He's got great head movement and hands.
Also a good ground game, submitted Jacob "I want to fight Obama" volkman.
Plus he's blacks plosives.
>>68091527
But he can sometimes be too content with brushing off his opponent's strikes like nothing when really his opponent is scoring points. He's kind of like a Diaz brother in that regard.
new schaubcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCu2YWcK4FQ
>>68091527
>>68091578
Shit... In that case I'll just play it safe (not that this bet has any single chance either way) and drop two different parlays with each of them on it
>>68091602
just take that one out along with the rockhold one, believe you me that is the right choice
>>68087690
I live in Stockton and I used to go to the same Inshape as the diaz Bros. This was before I know anything about the ufc or who they were though
>>68091598
IMPACT, not "color"
kek
What's on your Fight Fan wishlist?
>>68087690
i met Demetrious Johnson since he trains really close by, he's a nice guy
>it's a people pretend to care about a celebrity who just died episode
http://youtu.be/D5rVSWIdYks
>>68091654
Muhammad Ali is the most iconic athlete of the 20th century. Not exactly a sekret club, pal.
>>68091654
>it's a people give respect to a man once he's dead episode
>>68091657
Putting the free fights lists together recently has made me realise just how awesome King of the Cage was. Some serious talent passed through there.
>>68091726
It even happens here, surprisingly
Remember when everyone suddenly started to like David Bowie after he died
>>68091258
Watching Ali fights you can see how much Anderson's fight style comes from him.
>>68091748
so the trick is to obsess over someone before they die, someone worth obsessing over like christofer Lee
how about roberto duran? imagine if robbie had durran as his boxing coach
>>68091819
>imagine if robbie had durran as his boxing coach
he would be a force of nature desu
>>68091748
is it really surprising that fans of mma are also fans of the most iconic figure in combat sports history? get over yourself faggot.
>"hurrdurr i dont care about anything"
>>68091598
Conor is unironically /fa/ as fuck
>>68091654
RIP Hugh Hefner
>>68091748
That's retarded logic though, David Bowie has tens of millions of fans, there are plenty of people who actually gave a fuck, just like Prince, and just like Ali. I'm sure a fighter or musician you really like will die eventually and then you'll understand.
>>68091871
RIP Dana White
Any apps that lets me stream the ufc fights free on a android? I'm gonna be on a fucking airplane tomorrow during the card but they have WiFi
>>68091909
try finding a mobile compatible stream somewhere
l*ddit can be used for this purpose
>>68091887
a lot of famous people i like have died. never felt compelled to gather some merch and post a picture of me holding it when they passed though.
Abel joined the team!!
#CarbUp
>>68091939
>a combat sports star honors a combat sports legend
Oh jeez how weird
>>68091939
I agree Jon's tribute was weird, seems odd to set it up and pose like that, he should've just wrote something out instead.
Callen's new special is actually pretty good. Miles better than Rogan.
>>68091859
He is a heem memer and occasional /fa/ poster.
>>68091993
a very believable, if not ringing, endorsement
>>68091993
Callen is my boy
UFC 199's Dan Henderson: I could be talked into retirement if Dana White offers a different job
>>68092012
yfw lithcuck is actually conor
>>68092019
lmao what a hustler
>>68091819
Please don't put Roberto Duran and that paper champion in the same sentence
>>68092038
Reminder that Ben Rothwell is a proven disgusting roid cheater and Schaub is the Natty GOAT
>>68091993
BRYAN CALLEN IS NO JOKE, HE HAS PERFECT TECHNIQUE ON THE MIC, HIS SPEECH IS FLAWLESS, HE MIGHT BE THE BEST POUND FOR POUND COMIC IN THE WORLD
>>68092027
It makes sense.
>>68092067
He's unironically a better version of Werdum with KO power.
He'd be undefeated champion with only half of Cain's PEDs.
who /going for bisping and faber/
>>68092135
yes, but only arlovski, ranked above schuab's historic highest reanking, has a worse chin.
and they are all technically superior strikers to schuab
Didn't know I had so many boxing fans on my facebook.. hmmmm...
>i-i-i-i-i-i-i'm definitely so very sad that muhammad ali died guys, do I fit in yet
literally why do people do this
>>68092169
The lack of PEDs is the reason for Schaubs chin. It's his only weakness.
>>68092187
>browsing the pokemon board
>>68092146
Going for Faber for sure but I want the Luke/Chris rematch and Jon Jones vs the winner eventually.
I'll feel bad for Bisbong temporarily but then I'll remember that he has more money than I'll make in my lifetime.
>>68092216
>not browsing the pokemon board
it's like you don't even want to be a pokemon master
>>68092216
What the fuck is even up with Pokemon?
>>68092146
Do you really think any of them stand a chance? Or is it just a wish?
>g-g-guys I totally miss him so much look at me I like dead celebrity too
>you know remember Anthony "Rumble" Pettis
what went wrong?
>>68092245
110% wishing >>68092222 has a point though, i'd be down to see jbj style all over rockhold
>>68092251
He was just an average bloke
>>68092308
What's your problem with Rockhold?
Are >we rooting for Bisbong?
>>68092362
Maybe if you're a retarded piece of shit who's fooled by Embedded editing
>>68092362
heem is fairly anti-aka, khabib aside
and well bisbing is funner then rockhold
>>68092335
like jbj and bisping more, also think rockhold vs jbj would be a way more entertaining fight than jon vs any hw
>>68092362
I always root for him
>p-p-p-p-p-press f in my thread with me guys I totally miss him a lot
>omg i can't even im so devestead by this rip muhammad alexander 1 share = 1 pray
>>68092281
RDA and USADA took his soul
>>68092395
Jones vs Cain might be much more entertaining.
>>68092411
>>68092418
why is your autism so triggered by people paying respects?
guys why is no one talking about the passing of muhammad ali? he was LITERALLY an MMA Pioneer. one of the FATHERS of MMA along with BRUCE Lee
>>68092490
like a facebook or reddit normie, it's insincere and done mainly to fit in
>>68092281
Hang on... something isn't right here...
>>68092500
OMG I KNOW
MY LIFE IS OVER I MISS HIM SO MUCH
DAVID BOWIE IS MY FAVORITE MUSICIAN BTW
>>68092503
4chan is an anonymous board so it's not done here to fit in. You thinking everyone is insincere about it is just you projecting. People care more about someone who's suddenly passed because you don't know what you've got til it's gone. When someone you care about passes away, you'll realize that you feel stronger about the person than you did when they were alive. If you want to be a cunt about Ali passing you should go to your containment boards (>>>/v/ >>>/b/) and do it there.
>>68092535
>*posts space oddity*
>>68092505
I can't see any flaws in that post.
>>68092535
No on talks about John Lennon he was a legit judo black belt and taught and participated in Britain's national judo scene for awhile, lots of stories of him getting in drunken bar fights and using his submission grappling. Fuck Bruce Lee, John Lennon was the better fighter.
>>68092535
david bowie was literally the bruce/ali gay dad of music
>>68092557
95% of the people in those threads have literally never watched an ali fight in its entirety. even fewer of the remainder are boxing fans at all. all they know is that some famous guy whose name they recognize died. if you think you actually care about his passing you're a fakkin eejit.
>>68092620
>they don't care about Ali as much as I do!
>they're not allowed to pay him respect!
you sound like a HUGE fag
jon jones i miss muhammad ali so much
let me get out my specially decorated panties
>>68092620
Even if that were true, why do you feel the need to broadcast this fact loud and wide?
Especially in the MMA thread instead of say, /box/
>>68092652
it's not me that's posting the caps m8. just responding to that dork who thinks those people are genuinely grieving or something.
>>68092620
>95%
I think you're pretty generous here.
This is why /heem/ had turned to shit.
So many underage edge lords that have never been in a fight in their life.
Sad.
>>68092687
Which one of his daughters are you
>>68092687
post your location and see if you can get on Heem 1 then faggot. i'm in south florida and i would literally kill you
>>68092707
Assaulting a minor is fucking illegal.
>>68092737
>dicktucking this hard
are you a trap?
Remember when everyone gave tank shit for saying this?
http://youtu.be/7JpIbQXJ99c
Oh how the times have changed.
>>68092750
Could Gabi Garcia beat prime Tank?
>>68092748
Why don't you post a pic of yourself and your stats tough guy?
>>68092737
assaulting anyone is illegal you goof
mutual combat on the other hand
>>68092779
Mutual Assault
Though I guess it cancels out because of the Double Jeopardy law?
>>68092769
Yes, with her jitz
MMA is just boxing for niggers
For example look at how many brazilian mma fighters there are
>>68092779
Mutual combat isn't legal for a 15 year old (I'm being generous here), and when he's in the hospital mummy's gonna get upset and press charges.
>>68092818
NEW
>>68092815
Boxing is MMA for niggers at this stage
MMA has a much whiter fanbase than boxing, statistically speaking
>>68092815
At this rate I'm not sure there would be much Brazilian fighters left by the end of this year. USADA really took them down.
>>68092825
Would it kill you to wait 12 more posts?
>>68092852
Kangz MMA seems to be fairly natty
They all seem fine, aside from Werdum running chin first into a Miocic punch
>>68092852
What? The BRs won almost every fight at 198, stop letting memes go to your head.
>>68092863
>wanderlei (popped)
>machida (popped and publicly supported TRT)
>RDA (obvious roider)
mate
>>68092887
>RDA (obvious roider)
>>68092281
Has Pettis announced his move to 145 yet?
>>68085809
when's mahvel
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