England vs Portugal: Game Thread 2
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>35 minutes: 0-0
>Bruno Alves
>Bruno Alves
>Bruno Alves
Schaub
RED IN A FRIENDLY
why is nobody on the portuguese team white?
What the fuck was he thinking? Doing that at all, let alone in a friendly.
>Cantona
>getting done for attempted murder in a friendly
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE PORTUGAL.
DONT YOU DARE.
SOMEBODY SHOP ALVES INTO A KUNGFU FILM SCENE
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
KUNGFU FIGHTING OVER THE CLIP. GO GO GO.
vardy will score a hattrick
Just going to the shop, anyone want anything?
Fucking dirty ape
Based Kane popping straight back up though
Fucking brown people lmao
Getting sent off in a friendly
Norty tackle that
I hate this motherfucker so much holy shit, why did they fucking call him up
bruno alves looks mexican as fuck
>NEGRO ZLATAN SENT OFF
based ref
>>68046810
You asked the wrong question:
Why is nobody in Portugal white?
Why Bruno?
Why?
I don't get it, ruined such a comfy game for nothing. Fuck Bruno Alves. Hope FIFA susped his ass for 5 games.
Why the fuck is he even in the team? Portugal have better CBs and even then you only need 3 because Danilo can cover.
>>68046831
cornetto
what team does that absolute madlad play for?
Based Alves.
R E D
E
D
>>68046814
UEFA paid him to try and take Kane out because they're ABE
>being an absolute madman literally a week before a major tournament
ayyy lmao
Someone redpill me on what really happened to Maddie McCann?
>>68046831
a Portuguese gf please
Kane has a permanent bald spot now
is this guy sat next to a load of madmen
>>68046814
He does that every game. Fuck that brazilian tainted shit, why even would he be picked for the national team
Walker should start a head of Clyne.
Neutral Liverpool fan btw.
thanks you fucking gipsy i hate so much
DIA DA CORDA QUANDO
>>68046810
only Adrien is white, and he is actually french
Just like Nani's red in the CL a few years ago
Wow, just think how slurred and retarded Kane's speech will be after that blow to the head.
Watch England lose to 10 men.
How long unitl Wilshit comes on and bosses this game protecting his meme status.
>always performs for england
>against san marino, lichtenstein, etc
will he miss games at the euros? JUST
>>68046831
just one cornetto senpai
Why is he starting over fonte anyway?
>>68046882
They gave her too many redpills lmao
>>68046831
aero bar please.
>Pepe
>>68046831
a 32 county ireland
>>68046831
a football boot to the face please.
>>68046888
It's a troll account, you daft wanker
>RED IN A FRIENDLY
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>68046831
Cancer in a can please.
>>68046902
lol
Imagine if he did that tackle on any european they'd still be rolling around the pitch crying in agony
yet another reason to leave the EU
"Typical English spirit"
That would've been worth a red card if he actually fucked Kane up
well this friendly is now 100% worthless
>Ronaldo-less 10 man Portugal
arry kane is shite
webm ?
WHY THE FUCK DOES BRUTUS ALVES STILL GET CALLED JESUS FUCK THEY NEVER LEARN
>portugal
always know they weren't white
> Vardy on the wing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jesus Christ
foreigners are truly disgusting
and Portugal clearly still haven't learned anything from the self sabotage of the world cup two years ago
why do they get red cards all the time?
such violence, so little impulse control
>Portugal
>white
kek
they are total shitskins
my fucking sides. he almost decapitated kane
>>68046888
he's just trying to get attention
>>68046922
I know ;)
>>68046831
pick us up one of them Captain Morgan bottles la
>>68046831
a goal in this half like air
>>68046831
A 14yr old chav slag nude on my face
>Spurs play relegated Newcastle
>2-1 down with 11 men
>Newcastle lose a man
>Spurs go down 5-1
>Portugal 0-0 with 11 men
>Portugal go down to 10 men
>England will lose
Cap this.
>>68046888
He is a gypsy though
>Rooney in charge of passing
>>68046927
rofl
>>68046888
This isn't even a joke. Who finds this funny?
England plays like tottenham, this is disgusting
![71616ccdf36e479a84ebd1f6c56c26af[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FwkozBU.jpg "71616ccdf36e479a84ebd1f6c56c26af[1]")
What did he mean by this?
>>68046831
Scottish football reforms
M S G A
S
G
A
>>68046902
kek
lads holy shit this simon rowntree is a banter god
What language do they speak in Portugal?
Webm of red where?
>>68046948
10 man abuse is very real.
>>68046902
great post tbqh
>meanwhile in Spain
Are England the only team that doesn't dive?
"I don't understand why we always have to talk about Ronaldo," said Santos.
>>68046831
the till
>>68046888
Isn't this one of those twitter accounts that comes out with bullshit to bait papers into reporting it?
>>68046967
inglese
Why do we play nigger countries in friendlys?
Their IQ is significantly lower and they often don't know the difference between right and wrong
>>68046907
He got a MoM performance against Italy. That isn't minnows.
>Now to watch England still fail to score and only manage a draw against ten man Portugal.
>>68046967
Spanish I think
>yfw da lions win the euroc up
>>68046831
Flamin hot monster munch and and Irn Bru m8. Cheers.
>>68046831
pack of pom bears please mate
>>68046961
Is the idea that the tweets get picked up by news outlets or something? I'm slightly confused too
>>68046957
Literally one of the best passers in the prem, fuck off
>>68046967
portuguese mate
>>68046967
Brazilian
>>68046967
Brazilian
>implying that's even a red
>>68046967
american
>>68046967
brazilian
>>68046967
Brazilian
>>68046967
european brazillian
>>68046963
Ooh Aah He's Back - 1300 Drums
>>68046967
Brazilian
England's still going to lose.
>>68046947
ill have what hes having
>>68046967
brazillian
>>68046888
>unverified account
Why bother?
>>68046995
Some of them actually have
It's hilarious
>>68046967
monkey gibberish
>>68046964
Integrate it with the EPL :)
>>68046963
He watched the 2010 WC final last night and thought he could get away with a kick like De Jong did.
>>68046978
Because he's either the best or second best player in the world, how can someone not get that?
>>68046967
Retarded Galician
>>68046831
cornetto.
>brits in charge of driving the grass chopper straight
>>68046977
>Are England the only team that doesn't dive?
You do know Vardy is a serial diver right?
>>68046977
>doesn't dive
>who is Jamie Vardy
>>68046948
>>68046972
This. Just as 2-0 is the most dangerous lead, so is 11 men vs 10.
rate my meal lads
>>68046967
Russian
>>68046987
The mighty Italy that beat Scotland's 3rd team 1-0.
>>68046967
Bizarro Spanish
>>68046992
Is irn bru even sold in Binland?
>Two-and-a-half thousand Londoners have been arrested over the past five years for allegedly sending “offensive” messages via social media, statistics have revealed.
What is wrong with you britbongs?
Portugal is monkey country, doesn't surprise me
>>68046986
>they often don't know the difference between right and wrong
some of them don't know the difference between right and left
>>68046742
That's why we here call him "Bruto" Alves. What a fucking animal
>>68046902
kek
>>68046967
russian.
>>68046967
Loud ape-like wailing.
>>68046831
Packet of Space Raiders please mate.
>>68047033
>no egg
2/10
OOH AH UP THE RA,
SAY OOH AH UP THE RA
Forest Echo News accounts are the best
>>68046831
Cookies pls m8
>>68046986
>Sturridge
>Sterling
>Walker
>Rose
>Ali
>Rashford
>nigger countries
>>68047042
>London
Don't blame us for the shit that happens there.
First half ratings;
Hart - 6
Walker - 8.5
Cahill - 6
Smalling - 6
Rose - 7.5
Dier - 7
Alli - 6
Milner - 5
Rooney - 5
Vardy - 6
Kane - 6
Nothing remarkable other than the fullbacks
>>68047033
End yourself
kane is nails tbf, took a studs up challenge to the face and barely even registered he'd been kicked
>>68047041
its banned outside of uk
not even trolling
>>68047033
Ketchup ruined it m8
>>68047042
>Londoners
Says it all
>>68047033
the food of kings/10
>>68047033
10\10
>>68047033
Absolutely Haram desu
>>68047033
all it needs is for me to jizz on it, and you're good to go
>>68047033
BURN THIS FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKING BAN THIS PIECE OF SHIT POPCORN WITH KETCHUP I DONT CARE BUT FUCKING BISCUITS WITH SAUCE GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS USED TOILET PAPER
>>68046882
Parents went out, got smashed, came home and most likely beat her. Transported the body somewhere and claimed she was kidnapped.
I've heard livelier crowds at the snooker.
>>68046967
jelly this retarded post got so many (You)s
>>68047033
meme/10
Lads, anybody got some Domino's recommendations?
>>68047057
Kys you edge lord cunt
Will England's bravery and sporting behaviour cost them at the Euros? We're literally the only nation who don't dive.
>>68046831
one box of shortbread, the one with the tartan pattern, one box of cadbury's fingers, a bag of jelly babies and 2 vanilla cokes
My god Kane is utter garbage. Does he have the flu or something ?
>>68046742
Now we have an excuse for playing bad!
>>68047027
>chopper
>Americans needing their helicopters upside down to cut their grass
Fucking kek. That's not what they're supposed to be used for m8
we should contribute some articles for this forest echo desu
>>68047089
Yeah, don't have it
>>68047042
> Londoners
Not even my country mate, I'm from England.
Why is no one passing to Vardy ;__;
>>68047091
tru
>>68046818
>>68046822
>>68046989
>>68046991
Who are you quoting?
>Cahill
>>68047091
lies lies lies
> lose 2-1 against russia
> lose 3-0 against wales
>beat slovakia 1-0
Theres your England Euro 2016 campaign. Accept it now.
>>68047068
He's a mong. Doesn't understand the concept of pain.
>>68047082
You just gave me an extra one :)
>Cahill
>>68046967
Wookie
Why is Hoddle's tactical analysis always 'they need to do things more quicker'?
>>68046831
panda pop please
Why is Jorge Jesus still talking?
What if Kane or Vardy gets injured in this meme friendly.Will it still come home la ?
JJ's commentary is dank af
>>68047089
All nothing, left beef.
This is shocking. We have such a good attack. That's always out best asset and the tactical genius Roy has squandered it.
Why take 5 (FIVE) strikers and 0 Townsends if you want wingers.
If Portugal is apart of Europe why aren't any of the players white?
Is Gary Cahill England's new John Terry?
>>68047069
It isn't, but certain countries (like murrika) require certain colourings to be removed
>>68047114
Myself, I read it aloud before posting
anyone make a webm of the sending off?
>>68046814
Peasant harbor towns who worked for the rich in Spain
>>68047098
hes not being carried by lamela here
>>68047109
this
>>68047126
>not the blue one
>>68047089
Ask them if they know any good local pizza places nearby
Quite honestly one of the most boring halves of football I've seen since the last England game I watched.
I never get my chance to shine
>>68047089
Anything on a double Decadence base and 14 Chicken Kickers. Be a fat cunt, do it!
>>68047041
Nah man, you are gonna have to send it over. I'll send you some dosh for P&p.
>>68047098
getting xposed m8
First half ratings;
Hart - 6
Walker - 8.5
Cahill - 6
Smalling - 6
Rose - 7.5
Dier - 7
Alli - 6
Milner - 5
Rooney - 5
Vardy - 6
Kane - 6
Nothing remarkable other than the fullbacks.
>>68047120
>he doesn't rate slovakia
>>68047104
Pepperoni & Mushroom & Garlic Bread Crust
FUCK OFF ROONEY
FUCK OFF ROONEY
FUCK OFF ROONEY
FUCK OFF ROONEY
>>68047089
Yeah have Papa John's instead
>>68047150
Shine my brother, shine.
is the sent off player suspended for the tournament now?
>>68047033
8/10
RATE MINE
>>68047120
>Wales even getting a point
>>68046931
>I watch games for the players
m8 if u want to see cocks just post your e-mail and il send some your way
If that challenge on Kane had happened to any player not playing for a side from the British isles we'd be playing ten, not one minute of injury time.
end this half before i end my life
>>68046992
VERY good shout
>IT'S COMIN' HOME LA
>WHO CAN STOP US?
>WITH VARDY AND KANE WE WILL WIN THE EUROS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCMapwby_AQ WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE! YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED (He's technically English, grew up down the road from me. Hero)
>>68047130
m8 we have sturridge as a fucking backup its already over for everyone
>>68047150
MY EYES
>>68047130
Rare flag detected
>>68047168
What is that next to your chips not on about your irn bru
Is David Beckham literally the only English player who can connect diagonal passes anymore?
>>68047133
more senpai
>>68046917
Prince not looking too hot these days.
>very fast walker running at INCREDIBLE hihg speed
>>68047125
>expecting in depth analysis from Glenn 'Disabled people deserve it' Hoddle
Oh look at that Rooney wasting every ball WAHEYYYYYYYYYYY SO GLAD ALLI IS ON THE WING
Inb4 kane has concussion and is out of the euros
ENGLAND ARE SHIT!
>>68047110
This is what happens when no Drinky
>>68047168
bit dangerous on the edge of the sofa lad
>>68047120
Nah.
Russia 1-0
Wales 2-1
Slovak 1-1
I can feel it.
>at Wimbly
>No Ronaldo
>Portugal one man down
>England still can't play for shit
Sure it coming home lads
Absolutely woeful lads
>commentator tries to justify a shit pass by saying giving them the ball in the final third allows us to lock them into their half
>ball instantly ends in ourn own half
>commentators stay silent
Just fuck off
>Vardy isn't getting anything
>Kane fluffing shots
>Rooney is terrible even as a No.10
>Wilshere who actually feeds the front two AND tracks back isn't playing
>Alli isn't getting any help cause Rooney is a fucking dick
>Milner
Remove Milner, put Wilshere on. Remove Rooney, but on Rashford and swap position with Vardy/Kane.
>>68047182
>bangladesh
>rare
You now remember Valencias chimpout before the last world cup in a simmilar friendly
>>68047133
Honestly more exciting that the game right now, thank you good It/a/lian fellow.
Kane has the ugliest nose I've ever seen
We haven't had a competent manager since venables
that was wank
>>68047110
Either...Jealous of the only current Premier Leage champion on the team, or, "small club bias"
Third Option: The spurs players still haven't forgiven him for his Twitter bantz.
BRING ON THE SLAGS LADS
>>68047168
fucking 10/10 just for the based irn bru
only thing scotland has ever done well other than being cucked
>>68047170
what do you watch for? The ball? Also I'm not interested in seeing your boyfriend's' cock
>>68047168
DUDE WEED LMAO
Who plays D'Va here?
>England playing
>Question time on later
Going to be a good night lads.
>these long balls into the corner
fucking stop
>>68047168
MY IRN BRU!
>>68047168
>vertical
>389x695
>blurry
absolute garbage
>>68047215
There's only three working computers in the entire country.
>>68047219
Give me a source gypsybro
Gonna knock up some chicken & rice you lads want anything
Ricardo Carvalho is still around and getting international caps, what the fuck.
He looked over the hill 6 years ago when he left Chelsea, do Poortugal really have no other centrebacks
>rooney spends £30,000 on transplanting his bumhole hair to his head
>starts going bald again
>>68047174
We could do well with somebody who could actually pass to them. Rooney keeps fucking it up. He sucks. Replace Rooney and we'll see if shit improves.
>>68047169
Wales is better than this disfunctional shithouse of an international squad. They only look dangerous against san marino which is really just a town.
>>68047227
Thank god it's censored
IYN MOYE AYND
>>68047212
as much as I want Wilshere on I doubt he's as big a game changer as you think
>>68047219
Call my local weightwatcher wrangler.
95% of the Brit posters who say negative things about England are Scottish
>>68047219
demand more tongue
>>68047110
James Barde bom jogador sim senhor
When will Rooney stop passing like a nonce?
>>68047231
>Not playing Torbjorn
>>68047182
Hello freshcunt.Welcome to the poomunity.
>IN MOY 'AND
>>68047089
Sizzler and cookies
Why isn't england's brave Kevin de bruyne playing?
>he doesn't watch springwatch
>>68047238
>england win euros
>Brexit happens
>Euros hosted in new British empire in 2020
gonna be good
[spoiler]rppney a shit[/spoiler]
>>68047276
Based
>>68047219
ayyy source me family
>>68047229
I meant my own m8
>>68047231
only good waifu lad
>>68047219
Do a 360 and walk right back out.
>>68047256
least we dont lose to jamaica mate
>>68047219
Am I the only one who finds girls in their underwear more attractive than naked ones?
>>68047198
Hope so mate. Vardy and Sturridge all the way. Kane for half time sub. Leave Rash at home and brink Drinky for Christ sake.
>>68047231
Shittest Overwatch. Reindhartd is superior in every way. Roadhog does more damage.
>m-m-muh ult!!!!
>@OptaJoe: 2012 - Bruno Alves is the first player to be sent off in an England game at Wembley since Steven Gerrard vs Ukraine in Sep 2012. Unfriendly.
>>68047265
>tfw I speak like except with a weaker, bender voice
>>68047231
>>68047277
Is overwatch worth it? I am not used to paying for videogames
>>68047275
le spray the calls to the flanks and get compared to scholes man
i I didn't watch the first half, did tsunaldo do something relevant?
>>68047219
man the harpoons desu
>>68047254
>sucks
Fuck off yank
>>68047286
Look at the way this cunt spoilers
https://vine.co/v/iYKv3n2VeaO
The madman
>>68047186
deep fried pizza lad
>>68047275
how do you go about passing like a nonce m8.
id ask your dad but im out of credit on my pay as you go
Eric Dier has a conflict of interest he should be brought off
>>68047305
>Unfriendly
This shit makes me fucking MAD. Angry.
>It's a "Cuck waits for girl to ring him all day" Advert
Half time 2D
Rate my halftime snack, lads.
>>68047238
>England
>recorded Cameron getting grilled by Kay
>QT
>This Week
Need to pop out for more beverages after this
>>68047267
Better than Rooney currently. Swap Rooney and Alli, take Rooney off for somebody else, like Sterling or something.
This is so fucking dire. Why don't the commentators, or even journalists rip into Hodgson and the players for this? We have had years to prepare for the tournament, and yet he plays a front 3 with absolutely no chemistry, a formation that provides no width and we create fuck all. Also how the fuck is Milner starting over Wilshere?
>>68047299
u mite b a bender m8 2bh
>>68047300
what's her name?
>>68047277
>Getting credit for the AI getting kills for you
No.
>>68047307
It's worth buying m8. It's actually >fun
Rashford for Vardy
Wilshere for Milner
Swap Rooney and Alli around
>>68047314
He literally rang in sick mate.
I'll put the kettle on
I NEED A FUCKING P LADS
>>68047327
Don't worry, I'm sure you can ask YOUR dad
>>68047318
He is awful. He is bad. He is shit. He is wank.
Take him off regardless. I'd play with 10 men than him hogging the ball and losing it.
>>68047307
Overwatch is pointless if you don't have a group to play with.
>>68047352
that cider advert is wank lads
Honestly lads I'm in the mood
>>68047307
If you don't get bored easily and just sunk hours and hours into quick matches with almost the same characters over and over it again, i guess it is the best game out there.
It is just a f2p game with a pricetag
>>68047064
Kane deserves a 5 and I'm being generous
That PaddyPower advert about Scottish people not giving a fuck about qualifying is cringeworthy
>>68047339
>>68047349
I'm straighter than anyone but vaginas are hideous
>>68047362
>600x418
Really guy?
Do you rate him /aspie/ ?
>>68047307
LRL you filthy pirate
>>68047363
This picture looks like you're opening a portal to another dimension
webm of this cute girl hugging portugal keeper please
What's the best smartphone currently on the market?
>>68047314
he's getting his arse reamed by arabs in ibiza m8
>>68047307
Nope
>>68047374
For dancing?
Portugal why must you try to murder our players in a friendly?
Why Portugal?
Why?
>>68047363
Make me some tea m9
>>68047340
delet this
>>68047350
Why are their butts so big?
>>68047380
i thought so but then i found out the scots fucking despise it. they made one of those petitions lel
>>68047384
>thinks vag is disgusting
>"I'm straighter than anyone
Something doesn't quite add up
>>68047374
For what?
>>68047387
That's obviously a woman, men don't have noses like that
>>68047348
>years
Half our team has only just started playing for England
>>68047379
rarest flag
>>68047358
>blacktivision
>fun
>inb4 the pundits don't say a word about how shit Rooney is
>>68047404
jewish-pedophile propaganda mate
>>68047386
What's the problem?
Anyone else doing a poo right now?
On my laptop balancing on a bin.
post slags you gang of mincers
>>68047393
Galaxy S7 and S7 Edge are both brill.
OnePlus 3 should be a cracker and really cheap.
Nexus 6P.
2017's iPhone should be decent.
DIAMONDS DONT HAVE A BASE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>DANELIO
>>68046897
His genes are Portuguese, he was just born in France you dunce.
>>68047348
Hodgson isn't even taking any winger subs. He's happy with people who can play there, some times, maybe, like alli.
It's higly probable that pretty much all the anti-portugal brit poster are shitskins.
>>68047296
You'd be facing the same way after doing a 360 you absolute fucking retard.
Rate my gfs big fat booty
>>68047405
Paddy Power himself was on Talksport the other day and the presenters were grilling him about it. It's embarrassing.
>>68047436
Need one
fuckin JASUS rite lads?
talks a load of nonsense and really breaks my immersion
>>68047340
She just keeps going doesn't she
ok britbongs what are fast food prices like in your country? 9 chicken nuggets @ burger king is 1 euro here
>people actually thought Kane, Vardy and Rooney could play in the same team
>>68047400
t. Alberto Barbossa
Diamond is a meme formation
>>68047307
if you have friends to play with it worth it. Don't buy the $60 version.
I can't be the only one that thinks england is actually playing well right
Is Roy playing Rooney as a false 9?
I'm already sick of seeing rooney trying to ping long balls all over London
>>68047451
I know this is bait for the (You)'s of
>new
But I miss the moonwalking reply.
i barely have any idea about footy card rules but does this red affect Portugal in their first game in the euros?
International football is so bloody boring.
F**k off Gareth
>>68047404
>butts
fuck off yank
>>68047340
>Doritos
Stopped there
what does /sp/ drive?
>>68047339
>Worst Danganronpa girl
>>68047432
Can't fucking see the picture
It's 2016, plebs are the only people with less than 2k monitors
>overpleb
>>68047453
>that haircolour
dropppppppppppped
Shocking new pictures of the foul on kane
>>68047486
of course fucking not
>>68047486
nah, usually red cards in friendlys have no bearing on the atual euros
>>68047363
Careful with those gunfingers, they're not a toy.
>>68047457
Tasty.
>>68047340
>americans
>>68047393
Nexus 6P
>>68047496
Fuck off
>>68047340
It just keeps going. That's got to be like a weeks worth of sodium.
>opening chips and removing with tongs
why?
Made me a little ill honestly
>>68047496
Only nerds have monitors.
>>68047496
>not having the picture when it's high up
Only way you can fix this by editing him into a kungfu scene.
>>68046849
Jewish (north of Portugal) and Moor/African (south of Portugal) mongrels. That's why
>>68047507
Yes, american sports coverage is truly awful
Lads what do i tell the hairdresser if i want this cut?
>>68047363
>Morphy Richards
posh cunt
>>68047494
vauxhall corsa
Should I vote leave or remain?
>once you get him thinking, he isn't playing
>>68047495
Say it with me
>MR.
>Money
>In
>The
>Bank
>>68047515
delete this pls
>>68047429
Literally my eyes
>MEDICCCCCC
>like Vardy
>would love if England capitulated in the Euros for the keks
Difficult feel desu
>>68047495
All the Ronpa's need love, leave the normie alone.
>>68047453
Pretty nice, my gf also has a sexy fat arse
>>68047515
>>68047486
No, what's more the Portuguese FA get to decide how long his ban for friendlies will be.
>>68047515
>footfags
>>68047545
thats not naked
>playing with this narrow a formation
>look like absolute shit and don't stretch Portugal in the slightest
Good job we've got literally 0 wingers in the squad. How the fuck are we supposed to score against anyone playing with this dogshit formation?
>you now remember top gear
>>68047538
that tackle by Bruno Alves should tell you everything you need to know about foreigners
>>68047545
Get rid of those tattooos immediately you harridan
>>68046831
Happiness
POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL! POR-TU-GAL!
>>68047363
nice kettle lad i have the same one in blue
>>68047472
Is this like the lampard gerrard scholes issue
>>68047494
Hyundai i20.
>>68047300
What's inside her knickers?
>>68047507
NBCSN is GOAT, FS1 is absolutely cringeworthy and bad.
>>68047515
MOOOOOODS
>>68047545
>tattoos
Tell her to fuck off
How can you like feet?
>>68047494
bmw 5 series (older model, only cost about 6k)
it's automatic as well, come at me
>>68047568
one freddo it is then
What do you listen to at half time to chill lads?
here's mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmpEWlmgRxQ&t=643s
>>68047494
A Rolls Reus
>>68047554
JJ
>>68047515
>footfags
>>68047562
just bring on Marcus "already better than Henry" Rashford m8
can somebody post some porn where the girl has braces
thank you in advance :)
>>68047486
Yes, only for serious tackles. Chances are nothing though.
>>68047568
...bro
>>68047587
He clearly dived.
>>68047586
I was sexually abused as a child so now I like feet.
>>68047545
Why would you swap the g in sleeping for the '?
>>68047494
Altima 2008 and a Chevy Colorado 2005
>>68047300
She's beautiful
>>68047606
no problem
>>68047494
people mad
>>68047598
BUILD WALL CARLOS
>>68047497
>That filename.
>>68047586
how can you not?
>>68047587
I don't think much of this pirate outfit.
Nexus 6P would be the best phone right now if it didn't have that ugly bulge on the back
>>68047494
I ride a micro scooter mate
>>68047588
Considered getting an automatic
Are they comfy to drive?
>>68047626
so much this
>>68047588
automatic is superior, only car neckbeards sperg out about it
>>68047545
Tattoos are shit
Fuck off
Tell her to fuck off too
>>68047557
>>68047600
You fuckers are criticizing the wrong thing here.
>>68047494
Their parents mad
>>68047606
Sent, check your inbox
>>68047576
Lampard and Scholes
Never was an issue
>>68047587
>ring ring
>hello?
>hi, I am foot.
What is her name /sp/
>>68047586
>not liking feet
you a bender or something?
Imagine not frying a steak during half time
>>68047390
I have been pirating games since I was a kid with the first playstation, you have no idea how rare paying for a pc game is for me.
>>68047538
Remain, unless you're an angry, bitter white bloke.
>>68047655
ellie
>>68047659
is 15 mins enough time to fry a steak
>>68047636
yes, very
>>68047530
You're supposed to tell this to smart people,Brits are so dumb they may actually believe you
>>68047519
That's in Leon, Mexico. US can't beat Mexico on light snacks.
>>68047044
Coming from the guy whose country has more shitskins, kek'd irl
Serious question: Who do you want to manage England when Woy finally gets the sack after this tournament?
>>68047662
New thread foot fags
>>68047647
What should I be criticizing? The skittles toenail polish colours?
Yeah it's disgusting, but come on anon.
>>68047654
10/10
Daily reminder that wanking to porn will fuck up your dick and you won't be able to get hard if you ever get with a girl
took this of my dad and kloppo on the weekend lads
>>68047494
2005 Chevy Malibu LS with only 13,000 miles on it. Thank you based old people.
>>68047655
eli
been over for a week
feel like I've finally started moving on
>>68047674
THIS is a light snack?
>>68047665
t. mincer
>>68047632
It is a good handset.
I like the Galaxy for the Gear headset though, it's a cool perk and way better than the best Cardboard viewers.
>>68047655
Ellie
>tfw ian "literal shit for brains" wright is more tactically astute than the england manager
>>68047674
>food presentation that is so bad it looks like it's covered in maggots
>>68047654
ayo arry dis foot
awlwight fwot its aary
Enjoy the JJ class, portubros. Just enjoy it.
>>68047679
Vinny Jones
>>68047655
anna
>>68047686
>Implying I ever will get with a girl.
>>68047717
not even talking about that ellie, autist
>malicious code detected in image file
Hiroshima i swear to fuck
>>68047674
>Light snacks
How's your blood pressure Tuco?
>>68047655
L-E
>>68047674
Mexico is in america, no? Mexico is located in central america.
ANIME OUT
KPOP OUT
FOOTFAGS OUT
>>68047717
>taking Ellie's bait
You don't even know who RyanScholes is redditor
>>68047687
I know that gay bar!
CORPORATE SEATS
>>68047652
where is my inbox plz halp
>>68047655
Cristiano
>>68047745
>gook porn
>>68047532
>"JUST"
>>68047668
I don't think so. I normally do it for 25-30 minutes or else you still have blood in there and raw bits on the inside.
QUADS
>>68047679
AVB
>>68047778
no i didnt think so either
got me hungry tho
new thread lads?
>>68047773
There's no difference until the last second where we see her face. Do you want to watch that dick that much?
>>68047674
Are those pebbles boiled corn?
>ITV commentators in charge of not making me feel suicidal
>>68047827
Yes.
>>68047849
ITV is the worst channel.
>>68047515
>>68047497
>filename
Underrated.
>>68047894
THATS NOT WILLIAN!!!!
>FUCKING AMERICAN EDUCATION
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68047515
I'M NOT EVEN INTO THIS
ARE YOUR TRYING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE?
>>68047400
Muslim pop is growing in England, we will reconquista your ass one play at a time
>>68047136
kek >murican basketball team
>>68046967
iberian
>>68046810
global warming, the sun is turning portuguese people other coulors.. they say some portuguese are even red
>>68046810
there's this thing behind the clouds, called sun.. gives you a bit of coulor, you should try it , brit
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