Half-time: 0-0
>Portugal 1 man down
>Bruno Alves
I personally think that playing wint 10 men is a good test for the Euro. I'm 100% Pepe is going to chimp out in one game and get a red card too.
i'm going to guess your name
lewis
anime
>19 posts early
Somebody in the last thread said they had sent me some braces porn but I can't see where it is
Can I get it again thank you :)
fuck england games are boring lads
Is anyone gay here?
>>68047732
you
>>68047725
>CTRL + F
>type in (You)
>search through results
Not fucking hard.
>>68047494
>>68047598
>>68047703
My name is not even portuguese, it's more brazillian to be fair.
Starts with an R.
>that guy in the last thread who asked me if 15 minutes of half time is even long enough to fry a steak
Fucking hell what a pleb
Wrighty for manager edition
please post webm of cute portugal girl hugging keeper
Why the fuck are normalshits so obsessed with music? It's dull, boring, shallow. Literally an anti-intellectual waste of time. I depise these retards so much.
>>68047746
wasn't technically talking to you I just wanted to spook someone who was actually called lewis
but lets see, your names is ricardo
>>68047732
occasionally
>>68047732(you)
>>68047742
But that only finds me this current post I'm replying to
sorry for the trouble again :)
>>68047725
>liking metal mouths
>>68047763
Hey... I like to listen to Kendrick while I fuck my girlfriend.
It sets the mood right...
>>68047750
needs more of a sear lad, inside looks good though
>>68047746
Romaldinhinhohinho
>>68047763
T H I S
Music """fans""" are always shitter
>I go to gigs and festivals XDD
fuck off cunts I hope you go deaf
>>68047662
Are there other Euro 2016 managers as clueless as Woy?
>>68047763
You've obviously never listened to Linkin Park before.
You might like it.
>>68047777
nice trips
>>68047731
Moyrinho.
Thoughts?
>>68047750
Yum. I love myoglobin mixing with me chips!
>>68047662
Rodrigo
got called bruno alves in greggs lads
>>68047750
Looks like shit m8
>>68047725
Sent, don't forget to check your spam mail
>>68047750
but my frozen asda steak takes 24 minutes to cook
>>68047752
loved that game ngl
>>68047746
renato
>>68047750
That was honestly the worst post I've ever seen in an England match thread and that's saying a lot
what a fucking pleb
>>68047783
>>68047746
not even close lmao
who /a/ here?
>>68047750
Get the pan way hotter before popping it in next time lad.
>>68047763
>Only normalfags like music
Legitimate mental retardation.
Post what you're listening to robots.
https://youtu.be/Us0JuejaS-k
>>68047750
Steak's a 5 min job.
>>68047824
OUT, I SAY
>>68047746
>>68047820
Rodrigo
>>68047808
>>68047798
Gave me sleepless nights desu.
A guy walks into a bakery in Glasgow and asks the baker about the product in the top row.
"Is that a donut or a meringue" he asks.
"No you're right, it's a donut"
>>68047820
Raul
>>68047752
Dragon's Dogma a best desu senpai
>>68047842
Kek nope.
>>68047746
Ratatinho
>>68047746
Roberto
I just deleted 200gb of porn
>>68047836
>I'm a DELICATE individual and I express myself through MUSIC
kys
>the age of rooney
>>68047836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCAD-eG9Ykg
>almost 19 and still never had a girlfriend
It's getting almost aggressive now
>>68047824
>>68047848
It's a "doughnut" you fucking cocksucker.
>>68047856
Ruan
>>68047725
>>68047777
My gf has braces it is hot
Also checked
>>68047746
Rodson
>>68047866
bring it back
>>68047746
ricardo
will Griggs on fire ur defends is terrified xD
what compels a man to chimp out during a soccer game?
>>68047857
this one killed me.
just quit guys.
>>68047866
>downloading porn
ENGLAND
ARE
SHITE
:(
webm of the foul, plox
>>68047732
like a bit of both desu
>>68047808
One of the few times where I liked the twintailed tsundere.
>>68047824
are they at the hospital? good to teach people to get vaccinated
>Alli still that deep
Guys, I removed Lukaku and Modric and replaced them with Koke and Milik. Am I retarded?
>>68047877
get a Judy gf lad
>Get the Wembley crowd involved
More chance of Birmingham becoming 100% white in the next 6 months
>>68047824
>>68047877
I'm 26 and never had one. I've kissed girls, fooled around with them, but no sex, no girlfriends, nothing of merit.
Calm down lad, who cares? Then again, I have no libido due to a head injury so it's more for them than me.
>>68047879
i have a rare eye condition and wil type it any way i see fit you slithering reptile
>>68047888
he will scoar goles
>>68047848
I don't get it?
>>68047889
a friendly no less
v boring
>>68047877
fucking hell get this baby out of here
FUCK ENGLAND
>>68047824
we all /a/ here
>>68047883
Please send me a picture/video of you cumming on them
I will pay you £2000 for this thank you :)
please tell me if you agree to these terms
>>68047906
>implying the race war won't begin on June 24
>>68047899
>not always liking that
youre the reason he never got a sticky
reminder that he's the best paid national team manager in the world
>>68047917
Japs have the most juicy tits ever fuck me man
>>68047824
ALL THIS BACK PASSING, I LOVE IT!
>mexican wave
>>68047920
Is it just the head, or were the shaft and balls harmed as well?
>FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME LA
>THIS IS OUR YEAR!
>WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE!
>looking to set up James Milner
The words you never want to hear.
>>68047878
CUTE
>>68047662
W-where do I find that cute nail polish? I-i need the source of that webm please
>>68047925
"or a meringue" sounds like "or am I wrong"
please like and retweet
BAH GAWD THAT KILLED HIM
>>68047917
japs-chinks-gooks are disgusting
great game lads
>>68047877
I'm 23 and never had a gf, parents are shit scared because of it
Not a virgin or a recluse though, just happy on my own really
>>68047944
Good taste LRL. AOTS.
>>68047866
>200gb
Remember when this used to impressive?
I hope the Euros are better than this 2bh
How many games into the euro's before it called off for terror attacks la's?
>England getting ragged by Nani
Vierinhas good at RB too
>>68047959
rolling
should i resub to WoW lads?
>vardy
>good
End this meme
>>68047967
underated post
If portugual can't score why don't they just go all out attack this match and learn
>>68047939
>this generic taste
KYS
>>68047959
rollin
>>68047877
Better hurry up then. It will only get worse.
>>68047959
hue
What's the difference between the italian and irish flags?
They're literally the same
>>68047988
nah
>>68047959
salsicha GET
vardy red card
This match is boring, can some of you post semi lewd pictures of your girlfriends for me to look at, thanks.
>>68047978
Nope. People said the same thing before the World Cup
>>68047981
Hopefully 2
>>68047959
Rolo
>tfw no qt portugese trap gf
jdimsa (haha remember that meme)
Vardy is a good lad
>>68047939
I have sophisticated taste, it's not my fault.
>>68047975
It's in my top3, I like Haifuri and 12-sai more.
Alli will get red card in euro
>>68047959
rolling hue
>>68047959
rolando
>british hairlines
haha
>>68047989
shoulda just sent leicester city as the england team desu
>>68048001
i thought rashford was at the game
>>68047981
I hope the opening cermony is bombed. I really honestly do. I hope Russia has supplied nuke suitcases to ISIS and they detonate them in the centre of Paris.
It's the only way something will change and even then it'll be
>Religion of peace!
>Just one person!
>IRA were Christians!
>>68047988
Wait for legion WoD was a mistake
>>68047989
> Won the PL in only his 4th season of professional football
> Gerrard never did ever
almost 21 and never held a girl's hand or had any meaningful conversation other than school or work talk
I'm already dead.
>>68047988
should i re-up on heroin lads?
>>68047967
kek
BANGED
A
N
G
E
D
That big black DMF for Portugal is gooood too
>>68047959
rollin for 40
>>68047746
Renan.
BOOOOOOOOO-RING
REFBALL
>>68048003
>Thick Americans.
hate being an england fan 2bh
>>68048011
hi where are the goal
>>68047877
Jesus Christ, I was 2 long term relationships deep at 19 and a sex champion
People like you will be bred out of the gene pool
>>68048040
LAD
>>68047856
Rui
>>68047920
>I have no libido due to a head injury
I remember you from an old thread before. Didn't you get beaten up for whiteknighting?
Cheeky hedgehog in my garden, lads.
>>68047824
l-let's g-go England
>>68048034
>heroin casuals
m8 trust me i tried krokodil last week and its glorious. check it out
>>68048027
how is that balding pattern even possible?
>watch england friendly
>its boring
why do i keep falling for it
>>68048027
he looked good bald
>>68048033
I've been in a relationship for a year and still never had an meaningful conversation.
>>68048033
exactly the same la
shite game desu
>>68048051
but it's coming home
>>68048040
MATE...DID YOU...DID YOU JUST
HOLY FUCK
YOU LEGEND
>>68047959
mootinho get
>>68048040
40 GOT
How do you even meet girls
>10 men
>defence is old and shit
>no striker
>no Ronaldo
>we still havnt had a shot
Thanks woy
>>68048033
Why? What's the problem?
>>68048051
I'm 1/4 Irish, so I'm supporting Ireland instead.
Thanks Gran.
Lads I'm 24 and I've only had sex with 4 girls :(
This is possibly the most boring and most disappointing game I've ever watched. I'm not excited for the Euros at all anymore. Hopefully I can catch some France, Spain and Germany game because fuck England. I might watch some Wales. I reckon Wales and Russia go through.
>>68048057
no drinky no goal's
>>68047920
>tfw I will never EVER know this feel
>>68048033
just curious m8 but where do you live?
also escorts are a god send..
>>68047750
You are supposed to cook it for 45 minutes to an hour if you want it to be cooked properly.
>>68048095
>MUH HERITAGE
>>68048080
it really isnt
>>68048033
Me but 20
>Anon turn the game off and turn on EER Smackdown!
>>68048061
Yeah. Some ginger kid was being bullied. Told the guy to fuck off, he backed down but his two mates went "we'll have your back if he starts anyway, or just shank him" and so I took the beating. It sucks, anon. It sucks. Have to rub/inject testosterone in myself every day.
>>68048031
>gerrard
>good
>>68048104
i leave mine in the slow cooker all day
>>68048096
>tfw 22 and had sex with none
chat shit get dicked
>>68048097
>This is possibly the most boring and most disappointing game I've ever watched.
Glad to know I'm not the only one. I honestly can't remember a game as bad as this.
>>68048056
I want to watch you fug those tits.
>>68048040
MEME MAGIC
P R A I S E
K
E
K
>tá caladinho ali hein não se passa nada, parece que tá a ver opera
such a great commentary
>>68047985
Did you just make out with her? Fucking hell lad
LMAO ANDRÉ GOMES WANNABE MESSI
>>68048057
Underrated post.
>>68048096
Just turned 24 and I'm on 35
Feels alright
>>68048122
hng
>>68047959
Reroll
England would be 3 - 0 up if Alli were behind the strikers
does anyone else see fit birds on the train then have a wank to them when you get home
>>68048031
Better late than... never.
>>68048066
memes aside krokodil is just an extremely crude attempt at a heroin substitute
Why do crack when you can do cocaine?
>England's main attacking threat is Kyle Walker
>>68048069
Its called the JUST m8
>England getting outplayed
>Multiple posts saying the game is boring
>>68048088
tinder
>>68048114
Fuck off
shoot you fucking cunt
>>68048058
And yet here you are, on /sp/
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>68048114
I would lay the smackdown on her candy ass IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN??
>>68048058
Your hands don't count as 'relationships'
>>68047952
Just head. I don't produce testosterone. Thankfully I was 6ft by the time it happened, but it means my dick is smaller than it should be, so it's only like 6".
>>68047877
im 25 and im still a virgin
i wonder how sex feels like
tfw no gf
>>68048138
>I'm on 35
>lying on the internet
>>68048097
I think you forget how boring international football is in general
England friendlies are some of the worst games ever played and yet somehow Spanish and French games are often worse
What exactly is keeping Roy his job?
With his kind of performance he would have been fired long ago at any club level or any other national team.
Seriously why is he being kept?
Good thing this is his last tournament, look at how worried he is, he knows he's getting sacked if no win.
>>68048138
Fuck off Chad
>>>/out/
>>68048122
Qaboos plz
>>68048074
How is that even possible
Are you a 10/10 and she's a 2/10 munter?
GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES
HAHA ITS LIKE IM REALLY WATCHING MANUTD PLAY
You guys should honestly get a high end escort and get it over with.
I lost my virginity at 17, and it would've been sooner but i literally got performance anxiety when i tried with two girls before that.
The mental anguish, stress, lack of self-assuredness, my anxiousness, all that shit felt like a massive weight untill i lost my virginity.
Seriously, get an escort. Sex is cool and the release feels good but you'll realize its 15 min of pleasure and you can compartmentalize it after awhile.
>Get the ball
>no one moves
>wonder why there's no one to pass to
why is there a british accent called COCKney
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZssuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>68048152
bollocks
like fuck this thing gets people laid if you're anything but chad thunderfucker
england always lack creativity in attack
>>68048142
Pikachu is Brazilian?
>>68048115
>Have to rub/inject testosterone in myself every day.
In my head that just looks like a tub of cum you have to slather all over yourself.
PUT VASSELL IN
Is this overcooking steak thing a new /sp/ joke? If not, I'm fucking ashamed of my fellow Britbongs.
>>68048151
Press and get the ball
How hard is that
>>68047968
DELETE THIS YOU FAGGOT.
>>68048040
PRAISE KEK
>>68048132
>Go outside
>Wander around aimlessly for a bit
>Go to shop
>Buy a lucozade
>Sit on bench
>Drink lucozade
>Call a m8
>No answer
>Walk back the way you came
>End up near house
>Getting a bit cold
>Go home
>Sit by computer
How is that supposed to help u fuckin mong
>>68048168
hahahahahahahahaha meu tipo sai de casa ahahahahahahaha
jk bro just know that 4chan is here for you homie im not a virgin though lmao
>>68048122
Why are people attracted to a confirmed lesbian in a very long term relationship?
Are the crowd booing them?
>>68048195
i don't need to put on vaseline mate haha
>>68048151
This is like watching Manchester United v Manchester United though. Pass around the back for a bit then spoon it wide. Terrible game. I was going to get the shirt but it makes me feel sick now.
>>68048196
>not letting it cook at 55 degrees for a week
>25
>finally get gf
>she's voting to stay in the EU
Why even bother lads
>>68048184
lower your standards
can't believe i looked forward to this at work today
>>68048196
Shut the fuck up already you steak humping mong
It's never coming home is it
>>68048182
because they sound like they have a dick in their mouth
>>68048176
We're both apathetic and just using each other for sex. Most of the time we don't really talk.
