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England vs Portugal: Game Thread 3


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Half-time: 0-0

>Portugal 1 man down
>Bruno Alves

I personally think that playing wint 10 men is a good test for the Euro. I'm 100% Pepe is going to chimp out in one game and get a red card too.
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i'm going to guess your name

lewis
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anime
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>19 posts early
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Somebody in the last thread said they had sent me some braces porn but I can't see where it is

Can I get it again thank you :)
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fuck england games are boring lads
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Is anyone gay here?
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>>68047732
you
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>>68047725
>CTRL + F
>type in (You)
>search through results

Not fucking hard.
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>>68047494
>>68047598

>>68047703
My name is not even portuguese, it's more brazillian to be fair.

Starts with an R.
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>that guy in the last thread who asked me if 15 minutes of half time is even long enough to fry a steak

Fucking hell what a pleb
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Wrighty for manager edition
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please post webm of cute portugal girl hugging keeper
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Why the fuck are normalshits so obsessed with music? It's dull, boring, shallow. Literally an anti-intellectual waste of time. I depise these retards so much.
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>>68047746
wasn't technically talking to you I just wanted to spook someone who was actually called lewis

but lets see, your names is ricardo
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>>68047732
occasionally
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>>68047732(you)
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>>68047742
But that only finds me this current post I'm replying to

sorry for the trouble again :)
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>>68047725
>liking metal mouths
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>>68047763
Hey... I like to listen to Kendrick while I fuck my girlfriend.

It sets the mood right...
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>>68047750
needs more of a sear lad, inside looks good though
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>>68047746
Romaldinhinhohinho
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>>68047763
T H I S
Music """fans""" are always shitter
>I go to gigs and festivals XDD
fuck off cunts I hope you go deaf
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>>68047662
Are there other Euro 2016 managers as clueless as Woy?
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>>68047763
You've obviously never listened to Linkin Park before.

You might like it.
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>>68047777
nice trips
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>>68047731
Moyrinho.
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Thoughts?
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>>68047750
Yum. I love myoglobin mixing with me chips!
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>>68047662
Rodrigo
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got called bruno alves in greggs lads
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>>68047750
Looks like shit m8
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>>68047725
Sent, don't forget to check your spam mail
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>>68047750
but my frozen asda steak takes 24 minutes to cook
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>>68047752
loved that game ngl
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>>68047746
renato
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>>68047750
That was honestly the worst post I've ever seen in an England match thread and that's saying a lot

what a fucking pleb
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>>68047783
>>68047746
not even close lmao
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who /a/ here?
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>>68047750
Get the pan way hotter before popping it in next time lad.
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>>68047763
>Only normalfags like music

Legitimate mental retardation.

Post what you're listening to robots.

https://youtu.be/Us0JuejaS-k
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>>68047750
Steak's a 5 min job.
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>>68047824
OUT, I SAY
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>>68047746
>>68047820
Rodrigo
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>>68047808
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>>68047798

Gave me sleepless nights desu.
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A guy walks into a bakery in Glasgow and asks the baker about the product in the top row.

"Is that a donut or a meringue" he asks.

"No you're right, it's a donut"
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>>68047820
Raul
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>>68047752
Dragon's Dogma a best desu senpai
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>>68047842
Kek nope.
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>>68047746
Ratatinho
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>>68047746
Roberto
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I just deleted 200gb of porn
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>>68047836
>I'm a DELICATE individual and I express myself through MUSIC

kys
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>the age of rooney
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>>68047836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCAD-eG9Ykg
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>almost 19 and still never had a girlfriend

It's getting almost aggressive now
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>>68047824
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>>68047848
It's a "doughnut" you fucking cocksucker.
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>>68047856
Ruan
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>>68047725
>>68047777
My gf has braces it is hot

Also checked
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>>68047746
Rodson
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>>68047866
bring it back
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>>68047746
ricardo
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will Griggs on fire ur defends is terrified xD
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what compels a man to chimp out during a soccer game?
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>>68047857
this one killed me.

just quit guys.
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>>68047866
>downloading porn
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ENGLAND

ARE

SHITE

:(
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webm of the foul, plox
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>>68047732
like a bit of both desu
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>>68047808
One of the few times where I liked the twintailed tsundere.
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>>68047824
are they at the hospital? good to teach people to get vaccinated
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>Alli still that deep
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Guys, I removed Lukaku and Modric and replaced them with Koke and Milik. Am I retarded?
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>>68047877
get a Judy gf lad
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>Get the Wembley crowd involved

More chance of Birmingham becoming 100% white in the next 6 months
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>>68047824
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>>68047877
I'm 26 and never had one. I've kissed girls, fooled around with them, but no sex, no girlfriends, nothing of merit.

Calm down lad, who cares? Then again, I have no libido due to a head injury so it's more for them than me.
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>>68047879
i have a rare eye condition and wil type it any way i see fit you slithering reptile
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>>68047888
he will scoar goles
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>>68047848
I don't get it?
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>>68047889
a friendly no less
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v boring
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>>68047877
fucking hell get this baby out of here
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FUCK ENGLAND
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>>68047824
we all /a/ here
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>>68047883
Please send me a picture/video of you cumming on them

I will pay you £2000 for this thank you :)

please tell me if you agree to these terms
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>>68047906
>implying the race war won't begin on June 24
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>>68047899
>not always liking that


youre the reason he never got a sticky
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reminder that he's the best paid national team manager in the world
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>>68047917
Japs have the most juicy tits ever fuck me man
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>>68047824
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ALL THIS BACK PASSING, I LOVE IT!
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>mexican wave
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>>68047920
Is it just the head, or were the shaft and balls harmed as well?
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>FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME LA
>THIS IS OUR YEAR!
>WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE!
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>looking to set up James Milner

The words you never want to hear.
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>>68047878
CUTE
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>>68047662

W-where do I find that cute nail polish? I-i need the source of that webm please
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>>68047925
"or a meringue" sounds like "or am I wrong"

please like and retweet
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BAH GAWD THAT KILLED HIM
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>>68047917
japs-chinks-gooks are disgusting
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great game lads
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>>68047877
I'm 23 and never had a gf, parents are shit scared because of it
Not a virgin or a recluse though, just happy on my own really
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>>68047944
Good taste LRL. AOTS.
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>>68047866
>200gb
Remember when this used to impressive?
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I hope the Euros are better than this 2bh
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How many games into the euro's before it called off for terror attacks la's?
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>England getting ragged by Nani

Vierinhas good at RB too
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>>68047959
rolling
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should i resub to WoW lads?
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>vardy
>good
End this meme
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>>68047967
underated post
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If portugual can't score why don't they just go all out attack this match and learn
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>>68047939
>this generic taste
KYS
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>>68047959

rollin
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>>68047877
Better hurry up then. It will only get worse.
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>>68047959
hue
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What's the difference between the italian and irish flags?

They're literally the same
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>>68047988
nah
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>>68047959
salsicha GET
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vardy red card
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This match is boring, can some of you post semi lewd pictures of your girlfriends for me to look at, thanks.
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>>68047978
Nope. People said the same thing before the World Cup
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>>68047981
Hopefully 2
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>>68047959
Rolo
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>tfw no qt portugese trap gf

jdimsa (haha remember that meme)
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Vardy is a good lad
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>>68047939
I have sophisticated taste, it's not my fault.

>>68047975
It's in my top3, I like Haifuri and 12-sai more.
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Alli will get red card in euro
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>>68047959
rolling hue
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>>68047959

rolando
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>british hairlines
haha
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>>68047989
shoulda just sent leicester city as the england team desu
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>>68048001
i thought rashford was at the game
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>>68047981
I hope the opening cermony is bombed. I really honestly do. I hope Russia has supplied nuke suitcases to ISIS and they detonate them in the centre of Paris.

It's the only way something will change and even then it'll be

>Religion of peace!
>Just one person!
>IRA were Christians!
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>>68047988

Wait for legion WoD was a mistake
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>>68047989
> Won the PL in only his 4th season of professional football
> Gerrard never did ever
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almost 21 and never held a girl's hand or had any meaningful conversation other than school or work talk

I'm already dead.
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>>68047988
should i re-up on heroin lads?
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>>68047967
kek
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BANGED
A
N
G
E
D
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That big black DMF for Portugal is gooood too
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>>68047959
rollin for 40
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>>68047746
Renan.
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>>68048002
>mfw
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BOOOOOOOOO-RING
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REFBALL
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>>68048003
>Thick Americans.
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hate being an england fan 2bh
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>>68048011
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hi where are the goal
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>>68047877
Jesus Christ, I was 2 long term relationships deep at 19 and a sex champion

People like you will be bred out of the gene pool
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>>68048040
LAD
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>>68047856
Rui
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>>68047920
>I have no libido due to a head injury

I remember you from an old thread before. Didn't you get beaten up for whiteknighting?
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Cheeky hedgehog in my garden, lads.
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>>68047824
l-let's g-go England
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>>68048034
>heroin casuals

m8 trust me i tried krokodil last week and its glorious. check it out
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>>68048027
how is that balding pattern even possible?
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>watch england friendly
>its boring

why do i keep falling for it
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>>68048027
he looked good bald
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>>68048033

I've been in a relationship for a year and still never had an meaningful conversation.
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>>68048033
exactly the same la
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shite game desu
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>>68048051
but it's coming home
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>>68048040
MATE...DID YOU...DID YOU JUST

HOLY FUCK

YOU LEGEND
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>>68047959
mootinho get
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>>68048040
40 GOT
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How do you even meet girls
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>10 men
>defence is old and shit
>no striker
>no Ronaldo
>we still havnt had a shot

Thanks woy
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>>68048033
Why? What's the problem?
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>>68048051
I'm 1/4 Irish, so I'm supporting Ireland instead.

Thanks Gran.
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Lads I'm 24 and I've only had sex with 4 girls :(
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This is possibly the most boring and most disappointing game I've ever watched. I'm not excited for the Euros at all anymore. Hopefully I can catch some France, Spain and Germany game because fuck England. I might watch some Wales. I reckon Wales and Russia go through.
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>>68048057
no drinky no goal's
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>>68047959
>
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>>68047920
>tfw I will never EVER know this feel
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>>68048033
just curious m8 but where do you live?

also escorts are a god send..
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>>68047750
You are supposed to cook it for 45 minutes to an hour if you want it to be cooked properly.
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>>68048095
>MUH HERITAGE
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>>68048080
it really isnt
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>>68048033
Me but 20
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>Anon turn the game off and turn on EER Smackdown!
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>>68048061
Yeah. Some ginger kid was being bullied. Told the guy to fuck off, he backed down but his two mates went "we'll have your back if he starts anyway, or just shank him" and so I took the beating. It sucks, anon. It sucks. Have to rub/inject testosterone in myself every day.
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>>68048031
>gerrard
>good
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>>68048104
i leave mine in the slow cooker all day
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>>68048096
>tfw 22 and had sex with none
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chat shit get dicked
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>>68048097
>This is possibly the most boring and most disappointing game I've ever watched.
Glad to know I'm not the only one. I honestly can't remember a game as bad as this.
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>>68048056
I want to watch you fug those tits.
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>>68048040

MEME MAGIC

P R A I S E
K
E
K
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>tá caladinho ali hein não se passa nada, parece que tá a ver opera

such a great commentary
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>>68047985
Did you just make out with her? Fucking hell lad
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LMAO ANDRÉ GOMES WANNABE MESSI
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>>68048057
Underrated post.
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>>68048096
Just turned 24 and I'm on 35

Feels alright
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>>68048122
hng
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>>68047959
Reroll
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England would be 3 - 0 up if Alli were behind the strikers
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does anyone else see fit birds on the train then have a wank to them when you get home
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>>68048031
Better late than... never.
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>>68048066
memes aside krokodil is just an extremely crude attempt at a heroin substitute

Why do crack when you can do cocaine?
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>England's main attacking threat is Kyle Walker
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>>68048069
Its called the JUST m8
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>England getting outplayed
>Multiple posts saying the game is boring
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>>68048088
tinder
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>>68048114
Fuck off
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shoot you fucking cunt
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>>68048058
And yet here you are, on /sp/
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MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
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>>68048114
I would lay the smackdown on her candy ass IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN??
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>>68048058
Your hands don't count as 'relationships'
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>>68047952
Just head. I don't produce testosterone. Thankfully I was 6ft by the time it happened, but it means my dick is smaller than it should be, so it's only like 6".
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>>68047877
im 25 and im still a virgin

i wonder how sex feels like
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tfw no gf
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>>68048138
>I'm on 35
>lying on the internet
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>>68048097
I think you forget how boring international football is in general

England friendlies are some of the worst games ever played and yet somehow Spanish and French games are often worse
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What exactly is keeping Roy his job?
With his kind of performance he would have been fired long ago at any club level or any other national team.
Seriously why is he being kept?
Good thing this is his last tournament, look at how worried he is, he knows he's getting sacked if no win.
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>>68048138

Fuck off Chad
>>>/out/
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>>68048122
Qaboos plz
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>>68048074
How is that even possible

Are you a 10/10 and she's a 2/10 munter?
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GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES GOMES
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HAHA ITS LIKE IM REALLY WATCHING MANUTD PLAY
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You guys should honestly get a high end escort and get it over with.

I lost my virginity at 17, and it would've been sooner but i literally got performance anxiety when i tried with two girls before that.

The mental anguish, stress, lack of self-assuredness, my anxiousness, all that shit felt like a massive weight untill i lost my virginity.

Seriously, get an escort. Sex is cool and the release feels good but you'll realize its 15 min of pleasure and you can compartmentalize it after awhile.
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>Get the ball
>no one moves
>wonder why there's no one to pass to
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why is there a british accent called COCKney
>>
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZssuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>68048152
bollocks
like fuck this thing gets people laid if you're anything but chad thunderfucker
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england always lack creativity in attack
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>>68048142
Pikachu is Brazilian?
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>>68048115
>Have to rub/inject testosterone in myself every day.

In my head that just looks like a tub of cum you have to slather all over yourself.
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PUT VASSELL IN
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Is this overcooking steak thing a new /sp/ joke? If not, I'm fucking ashamed of my fellow Britbongs.
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>>68048151
Press and get the ball

How hard is that
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>>68047968
DELETE THIS YOU FAGGOT.
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>>68048040
PRAISE KEK
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>>68048132
>Go outside
>Wander around aimlessly for a bit
>Go to shop
>Buy a lucozade
>Sit on bench
>Drink lucozade
>Call a m8
>No answer
>Walk back the way you came
>End up near house
>Getting a bit cold
>Go home
>Sit by computer

How is that supposed to help u fuckin mong
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>>68048168
hahahahahahahahaha meu tipo sai de casa ahahahahahahaha


jk bro just know that 4chan is here for you homie im not a virgin though lmao
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>>68048122
Why are people attracted to a confirmed lesbian in a very long term relationship?
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Are the crowd booing them?
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>>68048195
i don't need to put on vaseline mate haha
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>>68048151
This is like watching Manchester United v Manchester United though. Pass around the back for a bit then spoon it wide. Terrible game. I was going to get the shirt but it makes me feel sick now.
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>>68048196
>not letting it cook at 55 degrees for a week
>>
>25
>finally get gf
>she's voting to stay in the EU

Why even bother lads
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>>68048184
lower your standards
>>
can't believe i looked forward to this at work today
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>>68048196
Shut the fuck up already you steak humping mong
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It's never coming home is it
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>>68048182
because they sound like they have a dick in their mouth
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>>68048176

We're both apathetic and just using each other for sex. Most of the time we don't really talk.
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>>68048197
>Get exposed then concede

That easy
>>
Fucking hell why is nobody moving off the ball
>>
>All these loser virgins
/sp/ is exclusively for alpha male bro culture
>>
This games needs Quaresma for memes
>>
>>68048218
marriage material senpai
>>
>>68048218
You don't deserve her t b h
>>
wtf lads did van laal take over England?
>>
>>68048151
Just like every United game last season
>>
>>68048209
Their wavving at Mexico
>>
>>68048221
>Wasn't wearing a condom
>With a prozzie
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY
>>
>10 (ten) men
>>
>>68048229
Sounds like a dream, good job lad
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>>68048074
>>
Rooney is waste of space
>>
>>68048168
>i wonder how sex feels like
It feels like masturbation.Trust me I know.
>>
Reminder that England would be 3-0 if Alli started behind the strikers instead of Rooney
>>
>>68047746
Roberto Barbosa
>>
le gipsy king is coming lads
>>
>>68047662
Here we go the gypsy is coming quaresma da nigar
>>
>>68048074
waifus don't count m8
>>
>>68048191
It essentially is. Same consistency but it smells of alcohol. I hate it. It's tedious bullshit. I've been on a diet for 2 months cause lack of testosterone = no muscle mass and no fat loss. I'm nearly at the right weight for my height.

I wasn't terribly fat, but I was overweight. I'm good now though. I've been bed ridden for 6 years cause nobody knew what was wrong last year. So I've got to do a huge fucking legal case now over it all.
>>
>>68048230
No that's the hard part (not getting exposed and conceding)

The actual running around chasing the ball is easy

t. amateur lower league football player
>>
Here comes based Quaresma
>>
> All these depressed virgin straight white guys

Glad I'm gay desu.
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>WOYES

GET HIM OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Boring to be honest lads.
>>
>>68048180
doesnt have to be high class either,tho m8,ive got a few czech girls i visit regulary that charge 30 quid for 15 minutes, they can barely speak basic english so no conversations, not having a gf used to bother me but not anymore
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so how many girls /sp/?
I'm on 10, most were 7-8s, one fatty, and one hot 9
only wore condom for a couple
>>
>>68048279
gay or poof?
>>
>>68048207
4chan em 2016 é como ir ao facebook

cheio de normies
>>
This is fairly abysmal
>>
nani
>>
>59min: We have a Mexican wave. That is the eternal equivalent of a crowd giving up on a football match but realising they have spent too much money to leave.
>>
time for trivelas lads
>>
>Drop drinkwater
>Get outplayed by a 10 man Portugal with no CR7

At least you have wheelchair, sturridge and Henderson
>>
>>68048274
Oi Poland, Milik a good punt on /fantasy/?
>>
>>68048240
In some games yes, but towards the end of the season I loved watching our front 3 of Martial Rashford and Lingard, I thought it was very dynamic
>>
DRINKWATER
>>
since we're still part of the EU we can technically bandwagon someone else right?
>>
why are you guys ignoring me

did I get shadow banned?

hello?
>>
How come Quaresma never made it?
>>
>fall down of your own volition
>get a free kick
Good referree
>>
>>68048279
did you become gay because you gave up on trying to get pussy?
>>
>>68047959
rollade
>>
Quaresma!
>>
Next season can't come soon enough
>>
>>68048096
31 and 7

It's about right for your age. Anymore than 9-10 and you're either a cocky prick type or a slag.
>>
>Portuguese squad depth
o i am laffin
>>
>>68048278
>tfw Richard Quesmegma was once a Barcelona player who was supposed to be the new Figo

what happened?
>>
can >woyes be a meme lads?

>>68048287
fattys dont count senpai
>>
lol these portugal players falling like flies. not used to the tough physical football the english lads are used to in the EPL. It's like when big strong physical SEC teams play babby pac 12 teams
>>
>Needs an injection of pace
>Good thing we have Walcott who is good as an impact sub, right lads?
>Lads?
>Hello?
>What?
>Oh....

And just like 2014, the same shit will be said

>No pace down wing
>no width
>passing it to Rooney is easy to defend by good teams

Woy is so fucking shit.
>>
Vardy blooter at 66

CHECK EM
>>
>Quaresma
Ultimate meme
>>
>>68048279

fucking poof
>>
>>68048313
No. I always loved masculinity.
>>
Try this quiz and post results

It measures whether your sexual attitudes are hypocritical when compared to your broader moral principles.

http://www.philosophyexperiments.com/yesmeansno/
>>
>>68048218
You should hold her down and have sex with her while asking her if she still likes the idea of giving up sovereignty
>>
Fuck this shite, I'm gonna watch some anime. See you later lads.
>>
>>68048305
Thank you based Iran for supplying me with a gf who has a great ass
>>
>>68048287
4, three fatties and a 8-9. Not proud of the first three, but as a large man you take what you can get.
>>
>>68048312

Her body looks 19 but her face looks 30. It's weird.
>>
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>>68048287
17 1'm only 19 too.
>>
>>68048301
Even having Drinkwater in wouldn't change this fucking shit
>>
Is that the first shot of the game?
>>
>>68048329
>walcott
>good at anything

go back to /arse/ you twat
>>
REEE (desu)
>>
>>68048115
Did you sue?
>>
>>68048309
hi
>>
>>68048329
>Walcott

LMAO!!!
>>
can we get rid of woyes and fucking get arry in before it starts its not too late
>>
>>68048303
Don't think so, after yesterday, I'm afraid it's '>we lose everything' episode.
>>
>>68048344
No problem
what's her name?
>>
>>68048293
>foder
>ser normie
não é assim que funciona zé
>>
>>68048205
You're doing it wrong, you need to go to a more social setting. Like a bar (Pub). Somewhere where you can get a drink.

If you aren't old enough to drink than your answer is school. Talk to girls there.

Also, you need to find a m8 that will actually pick up the phone. It's hard to meet girls flying solo.
>>
>>68048355
>/arse/ liking walflopp
>>
>>68048287

Dunno, about 15, you stop counting after about 7 or 8.
>>
>>68048279
would you let a bisexual bum you?
>>
>>68048361
oh thank god

thank you so much

this means so much to me you have no idea how happy I am
>>
>Wilshere

about fucking time. watch his win man of the match with an assist
>>
>>68048310

he made the jump to barca early and flopped

le outside of the foot kick is supreme meme tho
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>>68048324
low test dectected
im only 20 so i honestly just stick my dick in whatever
>>
>>68048287
only 3

but one was a definite 9. petite, soccer player, blonde big blue eyes and great tits. other was at least an 8 almost 9. nice slim tight body and a freak. the last one was like a 7 but had a body of a 9 or 10. that was just a drunk hookup
>>
>>68048339
>Be Scotland
>Want independence
>Say London is controlling Scottish Affairs
>But also want to stay in EU
>Don't see anything wrong with being controlled by Brussels
>Claims it's due to money the EU brings in
>Ignores the money England brings in

Fucking hypocritical cunts.
>>
>>68048369
Can't divulge info on the chan I'm afriad
>>
>>68048323
His move to Inter was horrible, and after that he just sort of vanished , but he's a great player
>>
>>68048378
absolutely
>>
ROONEY OUT
>>
>>68048365
>arry
big sam la

Or warnock
>>
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who here /benfiquista/?
>>
>>68048380
i don't think 4chan has shadow bans.
>>
>49 goals this season up front
>One is playing in a system that doesn't suit him at all
>The other is on fucking set pieces

BRAVO WOY
R
A
V
O

W
O
Y
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>Sterling and Wilshere coming on
>>
>>68048312
Post some Syrian porn Mehmet.
>>
>0-0
>go for a dump
>portugal have 10 men

what happened?
>>
based jacky boy coming on

FINALLY the fucking penny has dropped after 63 minutes of utter boredom
>>
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>>68047731
I like this one better desu
>>
>>68048367
Can I expect at least an assist from him against Norn?
>>
>>68048312
Name bros?
>>
>>68048381
him*
>>
wtf how do you guys have sex with so many girls
>>
Kyle Walker is the only good thing about this shit game.

I don't even know why some people want Clyne ahead of him.
>>
>>68048355
>Arse
>liking Walflopp

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Fuck off son. Nobody likes Walcott, but he DOES have pace and England doesn't fucking have it.
>>
>crowd cheering when the ball goes in long after the whistle was blown
fucking casuals I swear to God
>>
>Kane taking free kicks
>>
>>68048349
>no symptoms of AIDS
What about symptoms of the plethora of other venereal diseases you probably have?
>>
>>68048378
No. Gays don't like bisexual whores
>>
>>68048397
Here senpai
>>
No width in this team either, all last week ppl were talking about how effective the diamond would be, well this is it lads, we've just got Rooney Milner Dier and Delle Alli standing in the middle of the pitch, The team needs wingers
>>
Fucking hell Englund are overrated
>>
>subbing vardy off
>>
>>68048397
based iceman
>>
ERA PENAL
>>
>>68048413
I imagine they just try
I literally don't
>>
you now remember sterling
>>
>>68048391
would you dress as a girl?
>>
Why the fuck is kane taking this?
>>
>>68048409
just look at the file name. google jav KIRD 054 and the 2 probably means its scene two
>>
>>68048397
ayyyy
>>
>Cheering for that
Why are bongs so stupid?
>>
>rameme sterlel
>wheelchair
>>
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>RAHMEME
>WILSHIT
>WOYES

>>68048406
>>
>Wilshere on

Thank FUCK
>>
>STERLING
>WILSHIT
WHEN THE FUCK IS WOY GOING TO BE SACKED
>>
>>68048370
como é que funciona entao?
>>
>>68048413
If alcohol didn't exist I'm pretty sure I'd still be a virgin
>>
>>68048439
i do all the time
>>
>Vardy off
>not Rooney for Sterling
>>
> Vardy off

Welp, time for some Rocket League.
>>
>>68048355
did a gooner fuck your mum lad? or do you just have a big hooked nose?
>>
>>68048419
only normies watch international games
>>
>bringing Wilshere and Raheem on

But I wanted us to win
>>
>>68048419

they're jeering them for being so shit you stupid fucking poortufaggot
>>
Hart
>>
>building a team around a player that does literally nothing.
waiting for a penalty awarded to england which rooney will take and score and have the commentators remind us 'that's why england need wayne pooney'.
>>
>>68048443
prawn sandwich brigade
>>
Portugal can't hack the banter.
>>
If England play with this """intensity""" at the finals we will finish 3rd in our group.
>>
dubs and wilshit gets injured
>>
Having Alli on the left and Rooney behind the strikers just strikes out two positions as they are both wasted there
>>
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mfw hodgies tactics/substitutions
>>
>>68048425

Would have taken Zaha over this shit
>>
>>68048450
lol this x100
>>
>>68048450
this
>>
>Vardy off for Sterling

Somebody please stab Woy in an alley
>>
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>>68048370
Mas é exactamente assim que funciona.
>>
>dont play to vardys strength
>bring wilshere on, someone who cant get the ball through to vardy
>bring vardy off

And of course

>still playing a diamond meme formation
Hurts me to say this as a fulham fan, but fuck off woy you meme
>>
>>68048459
>/sp/ is full of normies
makes sense then
>>
lads can someone explain to me why roy hodgson is the england manager
>>
>experimenting with formations in the final friendly

I thought hodgson was an overly-conservative manager? What is his masterplan?
>>
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>there are people here who hate based Hodgson
>>
>>68048441
Thanks, didn't even think about that
>>
>>68048360
Not allowed to discuss whether I did or not. Take from that your own conclusions and Rooney can't finish. That gives you possibly a hint to the current situation.
>>
portugal deserve to win
>>
I want to see more of that Sterling-Rashford partnership
>>
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>Vardy off
>>
>Sterling
>fast
>>
Walker
>>
Fucking hell, is nobody can take set-piece beside Kane?
>>
Imagine not putting rashford on
>>
>>68048481
Não é não, tone.
>>
>>68048477
Aaron Lennon had a good season I thought, yet we play Milner on the right?
>>
>>68048484
No one else wants the job
>>
>>68048422
that's the impression i got

this guy i was fucking hated me being bi, every time i mentioned anything involving me being attracted to women he'd pull a face
>>
>>68048484
No one else will do it
>>
>there are people here who unironically want to stay in the EU

we call them retards btw
>>
>>68048461
>being absolutely deaf
you complete and total cunt
>>
>finally lose virginity
>nothing changes
baka
>>
>>68048486
>worshipping a cuck
>>
>>68048481
>>68048448
Existem milhões de normies que são virgens.
Lá porque não tem colhões para se fazerem às gajas não quer dizer que seja spergs do 4chan.
>>
>>68048507
>Aaron Lennon had a good season
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
>>
This is the worst fucking match of all time
>>
>>68048457
He says this every England thread when somebody mentions an Arsenal player.

>>68048482
Why did he take off Vardy when Wilshere can actually pass it to him? Why is Rooney on and not somebody else?
>>
>vardy
>kane
""""""""""world class""""""""" strikers
>>
>>68048484
most expensive option
>>
WELL WELL LOOK AT THAT

ALLI IN THE 10 FOR THE FIRST TIME IJ THE GAME AND ALREADY A CHANCE CREATED

FUCK YOU WOY

FUCK YOU
>>
>>68048500

sterling takes them now i think
>>
>>68048493
sensible decision, he's hopeless with portugal sitting this deep

vardy is too one dimensional, he can run and he can run
>>
>>68048425
What wingers?
>>
>>68048510
some guys just hate vaginas. literally repulsed by them.
>>
>>68048486
i choose to believe this is moments before they throw him into traffic
>>
Smalling
>>
>>68048514
this desu, all in your head lads
>>
>>68048407
if you feel like it, go for it

I personally won't pick him, though
>>
>>68048490
No
>>
>>68048484
Because Harry Redknapp had too much banter and there were no other English managers at the time.
>>
>>68048510
Fag
>>
>kane in charge of set pieces

Fucking why? Who told him he was actually good?
>>
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>>68048507
do you mean andros townsend?
>>
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>>68048514
>>
>>68048507
Milner was the best premier league player this year la
>>
Both teams are shit
>>
>Renato
>>
>>68048453
pics?
>>
meme magic is dead
>>
Portugal will do things this euro m8s
probably semifinals they can beat memegium easily but I don't know if they have what it takes to take Spain
>>
Cahill
>>
>>68048542
sometimes
>>
>>68048547
Number 2 would get the girth
>>
>>68048500
kane thinks he is ronaldo these days

spurs players out
>>
Can England Substitute Hodgson out?
>>
>"wilshere came off at half time at turkey where he played two thirds of the match"

Do these commentators think about anything they say?
>>
>>68048519
Did you fucking watch England vs Ireland? Wilshere was the only good player that game but the Ireland defender won the MoM. That's how bad it was.
>>
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>people making excuses for vardy's shit performance
>>
>flawless WC qualification process
>change to meme tactics at the finals

>flawless EC qualification process
>change to meme tactics at the finals?
>>
>>68048553
not on my home comp tbqh else id be willing
>>
awoo~
>>
>>68048453
Gonna need some pics, vids, maybe a streaming link too?
>>
>england can't win agaisnt full time plumbers
>>
>>68048554
no
>>
>>68048549
nah, Dusan Tadic was
>>
>>68048547
Lennon was better this season, Evertons best player after Lukaku, Townsend is just Le Cutty Inside Man the Crappy English Version
>>
jack in a class of his own 2bh
>>
falling asleep here
>>
How do we get this meme to work?
>>
>Renato

HAHA POOR BRITS YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE
>>
fucking shite game
>>
Rose
>>
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Why does he wear the bandage?
>>
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why is tsu not playing?
>>
wow alli is fucking shit. how roy starts him over wilshere is beyond me
>>
>>68048453
sharing is caring
>>
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boring shit
>>
this is actually one of the worst football matches I've ever seen
what the fuckman

also some portuguese bro explain to me why our national team NEVER EVER attacks with more than 3 people? Everytime we attack I see our guy surrounded by at least 3 adversaries.

No wonder people say Ronaldo is useless in our national team, all our coaches are literal retards. What are forwards supposed to do? Dribble through 3 people each?
>>
>cant even beat moortugal with 10 men

we are truly inbred lads

AND WE ARE RUN BY A FUCKING OWL
>>
>>68048531
He actually did what Ranieri did to Lester
>>
>>68047959
>71 not cuckinho
>>
>>68048587
a hospital ward of his own more like
>>
>>68048560
So you're mentally ill. Sometimes
>>
WELL FUCKING PLAYED ROONEY. WHAT A KICK WOW BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME
>>
>>68048517
>normies
>virgens

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>68048600
is anyone else scared by this face

it's so unnerving
>>
New champ
>>
Rashford was the best striker in the league this season and he's still not on?
>>
>>68048568
He's not the problem.
>>
>>68048549
Milner is lost at this level.. See the EL Final
>>
I think tonight we saw Alli isn't ready for international football
>>
Wilshire already bossing midfeild
>>
Premier league winning striker? Stick him on the wing

Ah yes very impressive
>>
>>68048593
kick out all spurs memes
>>
>>68048613
>be american
>get fat
>get shot
>>
>>68048602
Concentrate on the match Jack
>>
>>68048599
Big Keith Lemon fan
>>
>>68048287
15-20 honestly lost count by the time I graduate college. I'll try and play the name game.

Lizzy, Sadie, Natasha, Fat Chick, Joanne, Adele (But not spelled like the celeb she hated that), Megan, Slut that let me fuck her ass, Black Chick, Annie, MILF, 2nd Black Chick, Tinder Chick, Desiree, Hannah.

I feel like I'm forgetting a few fat chicks but whatever. College.
>>
Dier
>>
>England is the "favorite" to win the Euros
>can't even win against Poortugal with 10 men and no Ronaldo

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
>>
Jesus fucking Christ itv commentators are so fucking boring and shit
>>
>>68048600
are you omani?
>>
>>68048569
Half time in 2nd half?
>>
>>68048600
RARE

resting from doing nothing in ucl final.
>>
snek
>>
>>68048600
he got some extra free time after UCL final
>>
>>68048599
wanking too hard
>>
>>68048614
why? did those fucking racist bigot ukip bankers bonuses expel all our black nurses?
>>
Vardy needs Drinky and his nice long balls. woy you fucked it all up. now theres no lesta magic for england in the euros. Kante took it all to France
>>
Portugal: replace it with MORE niggers
>>
>>68048638
no one has us favourites you mong
>>
What part of Leicester are you from?
>>
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>50M FOR RENATO

JUST
>>
Ola, eu chamo-me Anon, eu tenho vinte tres anons, eu sou Ingles. E tu?
>>
>Wenger

LMAO
>>
would dick mou's daughter 2bh
>>
>the 80 milion man

its over engcucks
>>
Milner
>>
JUST
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>>68048632
Thank (You), friend.
>>
matilde :3
>>
>>68048639
tell me about it, where the fucks owen when you need him?
>>
>>68048667
ew tbf
>>
>>68048653
>>68048653
>>68048653
>>68048653


NEW THREAD

Footfags not allowed
>>
hodgson to /arse/

wenger to england

problems solved
>>
>>68048661
Salfordshire
>>
>>68048667
I'd let Jose dick me honestly
>>
>portugal
>white
>>
>>68048628
>people demand roy plays kane and vardy up top
>roy does that
>both perform shit
>"hurr durr roy, wot r u doin???"
>>
>>68048647
hoge
>>
>wonga could have had the future goat carvahlo for 25m

>instead signed the swiss meme for 30+
>>
>>68048656
This desu he should have been sacked when he decided he wanted to take an unfit Wilshere and leave based Drinkwater.
>>
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>>68048599
Monkey paw.
>>
Alli
>>
>>68048693
>bendland
>>
>>68047662
Oh boy renato the tractor
>>
why are football kits so tight lads?
>>
>>68048575
ok make a tumblr and post in /trans/ next time
>>
>Hope Roy is just playing this formation to show Armchair managers that the diamond wouldn't work
>>
>>68048640

yes

>>68048643
>>68048648

thanks
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>>68048639
I wish Hoddle would say something controversial again. Like Rooney sinned in a previous life.
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>Mourinho's daughter
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>>68048699
Because he's a replacement for Arteta. Coq happened to be decent. Elmemey is the replace for Rosiscky.
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Renato Sanches 1-0
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Rooneys hair is looking legit alright desu
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Dubs and Sturridge gets injured from his first touch
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>>68048450
Yep definitely
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>BASED QUARESMA
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CHRISTOPER LLOYD SMALLING YA BEAUTY
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>>68048397
BENFFIICCAAAAA
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>>68049060
ciganos ftw
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