England vs Portugal: Game Thread 1
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>10 minutes: 0-0
/a/
rip english football
4th for lidl
You heard it here first: Vardy will have an awful Euro, score 0 goals and never get another England cap.
who /a/ here?
hello
>>68045962
>ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY >ROONEY
THE AGE OF ROONEY
Rppney
if you don't reply to this post your mom will die in her sleep tonight
>smeli ali
>stinkwater
>lardy
>rppny
>>68045986
>>68045993
anime belongs in the trash
Just lads being pals
Ramadan?
Sugar puffs are the goat cereal desu
Dat walker tho
i believe that
Vardy is being ignored. I don't think the lads fancy him.
Rashford would've scored by now
>>68046017
hehe i like cats
são patricio
Someone post our 2004/6 squads lads i could do with a good cry
we have 0 world class players
>walker isn't better than JUST clyne
Good kek, clyne is a pile of shite
>rppney
>>68045982
Ahh yes, the famous battle for 14th place in League 2.
>>68046017
>tattoos
hopefully a "fuck off degenerate"
>>68046017
ill shove my peckah up yah fuckin cootah tss
>>68046017
'Give me dat bad poosey'
>>68046017
That shirt is dreadful
Why doesn't Roy just park the bus?
>>68045993
Here senpai.
>>68046037
we have rashford
oh
>pooney
Walkers having a game
>>68046017
"was it the uncle or the dad?"
>>68045983
I'm sorry your parents didn't love you enough or made enough money to help you out. Must be very difficult for you.
where will mourinho play Rooney? He's been fucked ever since Fergie changed him into a utility player. Jack of all trades
@68046006
this isn't /b/ faggot
>>68046017
tell her you are bored and she should come round. or you should go to hers. then awkwardly finish inside her with 5 seconds of penetration and try not to cry
>>68046039
To be fair mate Walker is about as good at defending as Micah fucking Richards. And I'm a Spurs fan.
Hello where are the stream
>LÓSANGULO
>LÓSANGULO
>LÓSANGULO
>LÓSANGULO
>LÓSANGULO
>LÓSANGULO
This game will finish 0-0
>>68046065
Gay boy, bet you got ruffed up at school by lads like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y
>"Ultimamente no NAITE"
>"Ultimamente no NAITE"
>"Ultimamente no NAITE"
>"Selecionadores inglese não são criativos"
>"Selecionadores inglese não são criativos"
>"Selecionadores inglese não são criativos"
>>68046017
Ask her if you can make it meow
was the holland portugal battle game the best international football game of all time lads
>>68046064
he dwoesn't know how to dwive
Don't panic guys but I think there are some Kaafirs in here :o
>>68045905
>Wilshere is our best midfielder
>Wilshere is probably our most talented player
>>68045993
>You'll never walk alone
>Ultimamente, no Iunaite, o Rooney tem jogado como um médio
>Nunca pensei que um treinador inglês tivesse criatividade para isto
based JJ
>Kane
>>68046106
that's proper not halal innit bro
>>68046102
>ameridumbs
they have a machine that paints it
>>68046080
lrn2greentext faggot
>>68046106
*kuffar
Kane is shit
>Friday tomorrow
I reckon Portugal will win this with a cheeky last minute goal.
Final score: 2-1
>>68046103
>The battle of nuremberg was 10 years ago
> Wonderful play
> Loses the ball
A bit like Kane's perfect penalty? Hoddle is a fucking dickhead
>don't play wingers
>cm's end up playing as wingers
Fuck sake woy
british bp belongs to bpc tbf
Comfy thread desu
>>68046136
>Glen 'Disabled people did something wrong in a previous life' Hoddle
>>68046137
HE'S JUST BEING CLEVER!!!!!!!!!
>>68046133
>Only 1 week left till Euros
>>68046114
Hes made that post about 10 times and your the first to take the bait
How does that make you feel peanut brain?
>>68046121
this is gold
>>68046091
Want to rough me up like the old days fampi?
alli is a thug nigga
>dele at it
>retard alli taking that weak bait
lel
we suck at this
we suck at the olympics aswell
what a summer this is going to be
>perca da bola
fodasse jesus
>he shouldn't respond if pushed
Fuck off Hoddle
>tfw no gf
Remember that penalty shoot out against the Portuguese in 2006 lads?
> Portugese "people"
>Eligod
bow down to Eliseu /sp/
They know to wind Ali up, it's over
Sent off in the quarter final, out to Spain
Anyone want to tell me how we expect to win the tournament with this choking pile of shite as our spine?
Alli will do a Beckham/Rooney & get sent off at the Euros
>Alli getting baited so easily
He wont last long in the Euros
Lads, how do I count my Allah Snackbars?
bang him delle
alli pls don't get sent off
Alli is red card in waiting
Alli is such a fucking unlikeable cunt, what a twat
>>68046165
like it was 9 years and 11 months ago
what's portugal like currently? bad economy? jobs?
i've been on holiday a couple times but i guess you don't see the real country by staying in tourist areas
>>68046136
>this man used to unironically manage England
smalling and stones is like a tesco value terry and ferdinand
except neither are racist
>NANI
>Nani
>>68046165
DELETE THIS
Classic Nani
>nani
>Milner
fuck off, absolute fucking trash.
>>68046153
It's not bait. I'm seeing this being posted all across this board by different people who apparently, genuinely believe that (or are >Arse delusionals).
>lelner
>NANI
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>lelner
>nani
i swear to god nani is below average
>>68046177
Spurs players will ruin the Euros mate. Dier's diving header was the warning
>not one player over 30 in england's team
>meanwhile our team looks like a retirement home
>Nani
>>68046018
Next week senpai
>Nani still plays football
Kek
>>68046165
Yes.
>Nini
>England still triggered by Ronaldo's wink
>nani state
>>68046177
FUCK YOU NANI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68046165
The one in 2004 too.
Holy shit, is that Rafa guy like 3 foot tall?
>>68046180
Nailed on
Hmmm
>be american
>get fat
>get shot
なにですか
>Nani
I am a better midfielder than James Milner. Is he literally just in the squad to prevent scouser outcry?
who's more meme?
nani or milner?
>>68046214
>who is wayne pooney
>you now remember that nani was the next ronaldo
>he became the next quaresma
Feeling a cheeky bet for a Dele Alli red card during the Euros lads
>say Milner is shit
>"No"
>he's shit
How can anyone defend this man?
>>68046190
Our unempolyment is abou 12% not that desperately high...
Theres still some Economic difficulties but things have stabilized
>>68046151
Lol if actually true.
>>68046233
like clockwork
I was about to say Milner is doing exactly what we need - stopping the defenders beign isolated in possession. Then he fucks up like that.
post gametime, half the people itt are at least a minute behind itv lel
19:20 here
I thought Rooney was going bald?
>>68046234
What did he just call me?
>nani up front
Portugal should just get Pauleta out of retirement desu
>>68046227
I knew chris smalling was tall but he is literally a giant by comparison kek
Backpassing horribly is a sign of a great player. Gerrard and ebjt did it all the time. Milner is just a late bloomer
Will support England for HD stream
>>68046190
I'm tempted to buy a place by the beach for 50p there and live as a sun NEET with my passive income desu
>>68046152
>Tfw first time ever working fulltime during an International tournament
Kill me. Had to book a half day for the Wales match.
Were literally playing 4 3 3
Get Alli in the number 10 role for fucks sake
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NANIIIIII?!!!!!
>>68046258
He got a hair transplant
>>68046190
>currently
We've always had a bad econony and no jobs, that will never change
If you can get a good paying job it's the goat country to live in tb h
>Eligod
>Eligod
>Eligod
bow down to Eliseu /sp/
Jesus Christ Portugal is filled with manlets just like Spain
>mutts
Not even once, good kek
DOUBTING HAMES MILNER
PLEB ALERT
This match is fucking awful.
if drinkwater was playing we'd be winning
>people in this thread pretending to know about football
>>68046081
EU tems aborrecidas, ela vai meus casa, eu levante meus bolas em ela bolsa. Sim?
>>68046287
and he'd pass to vardy
Faisal Islam has got Cameron on the ropes about the EU on sky lads
Who /2screens/ here?
>>68046270
im taking my tablet to work m8
if my gaffer says out about it he'll get a hook in the fukin gabber
cheeky cunt
>>68046270
>Tfw I had my last Uni exam in early May and am off till Oct
Feels good 2bh
Nani shoots from 35 yards and skies it out of the stadium. Great to see the boy hasn't changed since his Man Utd days.
Is Portugal the Scotland of Spain?
Is the banter similar?
>>68046287
He played two games and was dogshite in both, needs his PEDs to compete
>>68046282
how old is she in this pic?
>>68046288
wow, Heskey looks old
both teams are shite lel
>o vardy e e e e e e
>o kenny
i love jj
>>68045962
Jorge Jesus...
>kenny...
>>68045993
Here lad!
>>68046287
Albrighton should have made the squad
>>68046282
He's a boring manlet, bang average. Wouldn't look out of place playing for burnley
>>68046282
Is that underwear?
>>68046304
triggered
Rooney is shit blud
>rppney
fuck off
>>68046291
top kek i dont know what you've written but i can understand what you were trying to say
IM GONNA LAY DOWN MY SWORD AND SHEILD
>>68046301
I miss those feels
Enjoy it lad, you haven't got many more left
who /voteleave/ here?
kek, what a babby
Just played FIFA World Cup 2010 on my PS3. England vs USA. Won 9-2. Heskey scored 7
>>68046301
>mid may to mid september master-race
>>68046305
> Dier, Henderson and Wilshire were all better
You're a fucking retard.
Does it feel nice having a shaved head?
Portuguese commentator keeps praising Milner lel
did walcott finally get dropped from the team?
>rppney
GET ROONEY OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68046332
Here lad
is our lord and saviour eder playing?
>>68046332
'no'
>rooney not able to finish
I think i've seen this episode before
>>68046283
England could have Messi and would still play like a league 2 side
Get the fuck up
>>68046327
obrigado innit
>>68046304
Portugal actually did shit in history, so I don't think so.
>>68046332
Found the racist
>Fairplay é uma treta
Jesus tem razão psh
>>68046332
Here
>Rooney
>plays as a striker
Fuck off.
>knock it back across the box
HE WENT FOR A SHOT YOU FUCKING MONG. HE WASN'T TRYING CAUSE HE'S A SELFISH PRICK WHO WANTS TO KEEP HIS RECORD FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. HE ALSO CANNOT PASS.
>>68046270
Same mate. I work 8-4 so I might just have to drop the first half and get in the pub round the corner at 4 on the dot.
>>68046332
reporting in
>>68046282
Please no smokers. We can do and be better.
>>68046332
here
>>68046337
>Dier, Henderson and Wilshire were all better
Don't remember saying that, you must be quoting someone else lad, remember to check the post number
>>68046304
I'd say there's no banter between the two countries, like absolutely none
>>68046299
I literally have 2 screens but sit right next to my boss and IT have all sports websites blocked.
>>68046301
Enjoy it m8. I had the whole World Cup just after I finished uni, was comfy as fuck. Would be like 6 of us every day round a m8s house who had the biggest TV playing Fifa between games and drinking all day.
Catalonia is the Scotland of Spain.
Memes aside, why is this such a meme-match?
>>68046348
Did you miss the last match m8?
>>68046349
woy would play him at holding mid to accomodate rooney desu
both teams look absolute shite
this is painful to watch
WHAT THE FUCK
England vs Wales is on at 2pm on a fucking Thursday?????
>>68046352
>Portugal actually did shit in history,
take this back now
>>68046346
Unfortunately no.
Just got in lads sum up the first 20 minutes
I hope Rooney will play vs Russia.
>that senile, 50-years old-style header by Rppney
it's so sad to watch footballers who are past it
>Rppney
>>68046301
Used to love this
Make good use of that time lad
>Capitão do JJ está no chão há quase 1 minuto
>"Eu acho é que ele tem de se levantar"
B
A
S
E
D
>>68046369
Use a proxy
>>68046352
>Scottish enlightenment
Up yer shitposting m8
>>68046371
Because there are no memes involved
>>68046370
Catalonia is the Cornwall of Spain
>>68046304
We don't even know where's Portugal.
>>68046152
>3 weeks and 1 day until payday
>>68046378
so we can't drink through it
Jamie Vardy's Having a Honeymoon doesn't quite have the same ring to it
>>68046348
Yeah. It's been on repeat for a while now.
>>68046370
Catalonia is nicer than the rest of Spain, Scotland is vice versa
Scotland is the Basque Country but without any recent history of conflict with the government
>they fell for the Vardy Alli and Kane
Aguero is shit get him off
>>68046359
England vs Wales is 2pm kick off m8
>>68046370
If I were a Scot I would be offended.
>>68046378
Ahh yes, just as I'm at work
Is Vardy even playing? I've not heard any comments.
>>68046381
>rooney
Rooney with that header. I've got to say Ronaldo has one of if not the best header in the game.
>>68046270
this desu, dunno whether I'll be able to leave early or not
Nice corner
>>68046378
Yes. The entire country will become a standstill, but your faggot pretentious boss won't let you watch the game.
>>68046378
I booked it off work as soon as it was announced
>Kane corners
Zero atmosphere. Sounds like a traffic jam.
>>68046332
Fucking right m80
>Kane
>this English passing
ResidentSleeper
Portuguese cucks acually think that they can be in the finals this summer.
Fucking kek, delusional people. They might have a great midfield but that's it. Maybe 2 or 4 years from now when Nani, Quaresma and Ronaldo leave they might be a mid tier squad.
>>68046304
spain is too irrelevant to be noticed by portugal
End this Kane set piece meme already wtf
>dele alli was eight years old when carvalho won the champions league for porto
>>68046403
>UEFA is worried about crowd trouble between England and Wales
>>68046368
>>68046400
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU GUYS
STOP INVADING MY COUNTRY
GET OUT
>>68046414
yes but he can't play anything that isn't counter attacking football
he should be a sub
>Kane as corner taker
WHAT
THE
FUCK
I fell for the meme again
Ffs
Fuck off /pol/
hahaha
England's strip is fucking awful 2bh
Those light blue arms are hideous
Why the fuck is Kane taking corners still?
>>68046408
>1 seat
>kane
You euros jealous of my dinner?
stream please?
>>68046411
Fug
Got a half day awkwardly sitting on my holiday allocation so I guess I'll get rid of it
>>68046438
jog on
>>68046418
Mandzukic and Aduriz m8
Though Ronaldo is obviously great at heading too
>>68046431
mediocre
>it's an Alli tries to tackle and fails episode
Pathetic. Henderson IN.
Is England the America of Europe?
>>68046414
He hasn't got Drinky to play long balls to him, Vardy looks lost in a team that tries to play football.
>>68046434
this
>>68046438
shinji
h
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n
j
i
TAKE ROONEY OFF
For fuck's sake, stop making Kane take set pieces. That's not his thing.
>>68046452
>spain doesn't understand how fptp voting works
Not a big surprise
> Alli to Kane
> Goalkick
> Drinkwater to Vardy
> Goal
Drinkwater doesn't deserve a place though. Put the players who have been utter shit for the last 3 months instead
>Smelly Ali
>>68046444
>>68046454
Just saying your streams are 2 minutes late
>>68046456
why are you eating money
>>68046456
>little caesar´s
poor mans pizza tbqfh
To be honest with you lads I can't wait for the euro banter. Tournaments are best /sp/
>>68046456
>Has to tip the pizza box before he can eat
>It's Kane taking set-piece episode
both teams are pathetic
Luckily I work in a small office and I'm not monitored by anyone so I'll literally just watch the whole game while at work, will probably break open a sneaky corona too
>>68046260
Anta no baka mate
England need Rooney or Wilshere CM to dictate this shit
>>68046492
kek
>>68046465
No Andy Carroll?
>>68046456
We don't drink piss water here.
Who /real ale/ here?
Holds it... holds it... HOLDS IT
PRESS YOU DICKS
When's the snackbar happening lads? We need to prepare for france
These England matches have been utter shite.
Only reason I'll be watching the Euros is to see the inevitable bombing.
>>68046471
No fuck off gook
S H I T C H A T T E R
H
I
T
C
H
A
T
T
E
R
Roy isn't the best coach
Vardy's having a cardy
>>68046486
Give me stream link
>>68046456
Did your Mum give you that money?
Vardy on the left
Kane in the right
Rooney in the middle
Kane taking set pieces and corners
What the actual fuck is the purpose of this?
O ÉDER MARCAVA CARALHO!!
>>68046510
I'm not in the mood right now.
>>68045993
Here la'
are portugal the only team in the euros that england are less black than?
>>68046527
>WOY
>>68046527
Woy madness
If Ronaldo-sama was playing we'd be losing
>>68046524
http://tviplayer.iol.pt/direto/TVI
>>68046514
kek, this.
it's not coming home, lads
>>68046527
Woy is the new Pep
>>68046524
Im watching on TV lads
I was going to shop the just fuck my shit up hair onto old man Carvalho but he already has it the madman haha
What has happened to English atmosphere m8's? Feels like it died completely in 2010.
>>68046527
I genuinely think Woy's going a bit senile
>>68046514
I don't think teams really try for friendlies. They don't want to get injured for Euros.
Then again, England don't really try in real games either.
>>68046529
I am but I can't cos I'm in a youth hostel
Just tuned in what formation are we playing?
>>68046465
True I haven't seen either of them play for awhile
Get rashford on and Wilshire for Milner
Sick of this bollocks
Check these British trips
>>68046534
France
>>68046527
>Vardy on the left of us
>Kane in the right
>Here we are stuck in the middle with Roo
>>68046492
>>68046492
top lel
>>68046534
France
>>68046507
Andy is just a bulldozer, I don't think there's much skill to him tßh
>>68046552
2-3-5
>Carvalho still playin
noice
>>68046551
>I'm in a youth hostel
>>68046548
never really recovered from the mclaren days
plus that fucking band needs to fuck off
>>68046548
Wembley is just shit. The away atmosphere still seems good.
>>68046560
*traps
Why's Wilshit not playing?
>>68046534
France are 90% black. Giroud and Gignac are the only whites on outfield I can think of. Lloris is white.
>>68046530
No tuga football anime :(?
>>68046568
banterous like nobody knows
rip maddy
>>68046548
It's because Roy is playing boring football, stepping back from Portugal letting them pass it around the defence
>>68046492
w e w l a
e
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l
a
>>68046527
Woy is a fucking moron that doesn't know how Kane and Vardy play.
>>68046568
>can't handle bantz
What a wanker
>>68046568
Who's Maddie McCann?
>>68046492
Really likeing this post desu
>>68046568
COME ON GUYS ITS CURRENT YEAR WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
>>68046559
>Wilshire
>WilshIre
Is this some Mandela Effect bullshit going on here why is everyone calling him Wilshire.
>>68046568
Kek
>>68046568
LMAO
>>68046539
Thanks familia
>>68046568
Haha
>>68046568
Too right. She's not missing, her parents know exactly where she is.
Rooney has the turning circle of a planet
>>68046568
>england fans
>singing at wembley
this is false
>rppney
Crisply struck from Walker
>>68046568
Why are liberals trying to eliminate the banter from England, a few years more and we'll be at the American standard
>>68046460
google /r/soccerstreams
Based Woy is summoning meme magic, it's the only explanation lads.
B E L I E V E
E
L
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>>68046568
lel
can rooney please stay out of the final third thanks
>>68046569
You quoted the wrong person you mong
>>68046578
Don't want him broken. He'll come on at 60.
>>68046527
lvg feelosofee
>>68046568
>this is disgusting
Walker is a fucking player
Cementing his place in the team, I can smell the 96 tears
>roy arranges portugal friendly with wales in mind
>ronaldo isn't even on the pitch
heh
>>68046578
ded
>>68046568
rude
>>68046568
daily reminder it was the parents who killed maddie
>>68046572
Cheaper than a hotel
If i were in a hotel id be doing it
Rooney is ruining everything
No one's chanting about Maddie McCann he's a parody account you mongs.
> Rooney
FUCK OF FUCK OF FUCK OF
HE IS FUCKING SHIT
WALKER YOU NUTTER
>>68046527
Woy philosophy
>>68046568
So she's in Morocco then?
>>68046589
dunno
nobody has seen her
>>68046568
Who is Maddie Mccan?
>>68046626
this 2bh
>>68046563
I understood that reference
>>68046589
a girl that was killed by her parents in Portugal but is still missing
>>68046568
top jej
Harry Kane off
Rashford in
>>68046626
who cares it was hilarious
>>68046598
this
>>68046620
Why not go the full mile and use Couch Surfer
>>68046568
Funny how parents can get away with neglected murder
wayne POOney
http://footysteam.blogspot.com/
4k stream
/sp/ only
password is ageofrooney
>Rooney demanding it in the middle
>doesn't know what to do with it
>kills the momentum
Copy this lads, you'll be using it a lot.
>>68046568
This is a fake account, right? Wasn't it the same guy who made up the claim that Liverpool threw a disabled man onto the field at Europa Final?
>>68046548
Friendlies are always shit. Wait till the real lads get abroad and start smashing the baguette shops up. Top banter.
>>68046581
And this one. I don't have any other I think.
>>68046378
>not booking it off work
YGSIU
>>68046568
>>68046619
Daily reminder that "Maddie" is an anagram of "I'm Dead"
>>68046568
>CURRENT YEAR
>>68046635
lel
>>68046635
o fuck am I laffin
>not playing wilshere
woy has lost it. he's not playing the best dribbler and passer in the team
I honestly think it wont come home lads
Harry Kane is fucking shit
>>68046650
Don't wanna get raped desu
>>68046639
she was a /lifelong/ Leicester fan from Rothley, Leicestershire, but her parents supported Forest so they left her in Portugal when they went on their summer hols
>>68046658
yes
people do strange things to try and get internet fame
>RPPNEY
rooney thinks he's zidane now
>>68046654
It's on itv mate
>>68046673
Assuming you're not a girl, it's perfectly safe
Falling for the Simon Rowntree meme
http://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/the-curious-very-offensive-case-of-simon-rowntree-and-the-fake-news-website/50275
>>68046663
wow i think i can wank to this
>>68046563
underrated
>>68046671
2 seasons wonder desu
>>68046671
Harry Kane has had a bad half*
>>68046669
These bait posts have been growing since it butthurts ABAfags on this forum. I've been doing it too, but this many makes it obvious it's shitposting.
>>68046605
Attempts to turn Football into a "family friendly franchise sport."
The working mans game only lives on in the Championship and lower now.
>>68046568
What tune would this be sung to?
Why isn't Milner taking the set pieces?
>>68046600
>Turning Circle
Don't you mean half-a-diameter?
>>68046568
It's funny because it's true.
>>68046677
>
DECAPITATE
HAHAHA HE IS OFF
RED CARD YOU TWONK
Shit game 2bh
>>68046674
Kek
>Getting sent off in a friendly
>>68046684
Please give details when you start.
dirty alves
OFFOFFOFFOFF
>>68046669
Wilshire can fuck off and so can Woy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
RED
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OFF OFF OFF
Just fuck off rooney
RED CARD
lmao
RED RED RED RED
>bruto alves
>red card in a friendly
lmao what in the fuck
>Work in a jail
>Inmates in the booking area complaining that I put this match on TV instead of leaving it on SportsCenter
What should I do bros?
Fucking shit skins
A B S O L U T E
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ABSOLUTE MADMAN
RED
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE MADMAN
Am drifting off lads, wake me if it gets exciting alright?
>moortugal
lmao
bit reckless
>>68046635
top fucking lel
KEK
REFBALL
holy shit
Fuck me, dirty cunt
>>68046635
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
THANK YOU BASED REF
Kane is a (n) season wonder.
t-this is s-sparta
>RED IN A FRIENDLY
LOOL
Kicked him in the fucking head.
Could have fucking killed him
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
> Playing the ref of a warm up game with 10 men
BRAVO REF BRAVO REF
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT??!!
it's red bitches
SOMEBODY SHOP ALVES INTO A KUNGFU FILM SCENE
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
>portuguese defending
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Oh Bruno, you fucking gypsy
booted in the head kek
>>68046695
Well he's terrible at them
REST IN PEACE HARRY KANE'S HAIR FOLLICLES
jesus christ what was that
>>68046721
Turn up the volume.
>doing that in a friendly
>based Kane didn't even make anything of it
Fucking dirty Portugese cunt
BRUTU ALVES
thanks you fucking gipsy
IT'S COMING HOME
>Bruno Alves
What the fuck was that?
>getting a red in a friendly
Based Kane playing on. That brave English man!
>>68046742
New thread
Also fuck Bruno Alves fucking gypsies
i thought we were friends portugal
>portuguese """"""people"""""
A B S O L U T E
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>kane getting straight back up
top lad
R E D CARD IN A FRIENDLY HOLY SHIT
>>68046721
present manpussy to the bulls as compensation
HAHAHAHAHA
RED CARD IN A FUCKING FRIENDLY
Bruno Alves did nothing wrong
>>68046766
>>68046766
can't be worse than a striker taking corners.
>ISSUING A RED IN A FRIENDLY WHEN THE PLAYER ISNT EVEN HURT
this is meant to be a tuneup and now its a walk in the park.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
what the fuck was that hhahaha
And to Harry Kane, I bequeath
A boot to the head.
How the fuck was that idiot drafted?
Be never was relevant, not even while he was in Porto.
Clear red lol
Somebody needs to fucking break Rooney's legs. He is so fucking bad. Ruins every counter-attack since he doesn't pass forward, is greedy with the ball because he knows that he needs to impress etc etc.
Fuck him and fuck Woy.
wtf man what was he thinking
>Bruno Alves
Jesus Christ
That is one of the worst tackles I've ever seen.
BASED REF
SWEET CHIN MUSIC
BAH GAWD KANE HAD A FAMILY
Absolute madman, literally could have cracked his head open ffs
BRUNO FUCKING ALVES HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING
>UEFA paying off players to try and kill our stars
Friendly reminder that world football organisations are ABE and would do this
what the fuck was that
DISGUSTING
>>68046729
The highlight of the game literally just occurred
That's all our luck with refs used up lads
>>68046790
>can't issue cards unless someone is hurt
You're an idiot
oh well now it'll finish 0-0
webm or gif please?
i missed the kung fu kick
>>68046793
haha
>>68046658
Yep but morons will believe it
>Englel refballing in a friendly
Top lel
>kick player in head
>complain about red card
Seriously Portugal ...
>>68046721
say it's part of their punishment
Need webm, coulf have literally crushed his skull
Is there anything more cruel than being an Englishman abroad?
>tfw no England flag hanging in the window of a council hour
>tfw all the local pubs are Irish IRA supporting cunts
>>68046708
watchu wanna know famy
portugal to get a cheeky goal on the counter
0-1 book it
England need to get more savvy with things like that. Kane should've stayed down. Another ref might've have took him playing on as the tackle wasn't as bad as it was.
>>68046784
He's a big guy.
>>68046721
Tell them to fuck off they're in jail
>>68046838
https://twitter.com/Dynamobetting/status/738450777010798594
>>68046797
Rooney has always been shit, I don't get why people pretend he is world class on the same level as the other big names. But then again, we talk up all our shit 'athletes'
>>68046811
> Implying
Shame Kane did get KO'd, we might have a chance with that pansy away from the squad
Based Kane getting straight back up
HEAD LIKE A FUCKING FOOTBALL
>typical english spirit
webm where
Et tu, Brune?
>Bruto Alves chopping heads
Kek
>>68046843
Fuck off Kenny that was a clear red
HARRY KANE
MOAR LIKE
HARRY KICKED IN THE MUG LMAAAAAAAAAAO
>>68045962
Fuck yeah team
>>68046863
>tfw no England flag hanging in the window of a council hour
Not allowed anymore, the Muslims complained.
What did he mean by that tackle?
Really makes you think...
that boot to the head has affected his shooting
>>68046870
Fuck off you're just as bad as those Barca and Real faggots
>kane
Meme over
>>68046790
>inb4 england loses against 10
>>68046917
t.Alberto Barbossa
>>68046811
Putin hired Bruno Alves
>Don't play your best midfielder
>Lose
And then they wonder why they haven't been shit since 66.
>>68046974
>who are you quoting
Sterling when?
Bruto Alves has always been a disgusting player.
>>68046083
shut up you fucking pleb
>>68046414
Spurs players keep playing between themselves and Rooney, asides from them no one else is touching The ball
>>68047162
That's because no one else is going forward you dunce.
Why aren't stevie g and franky lamps playing lads?
half time
Boring game
>>68047184
Bring on owen
>>68047234
What about that kung fu between Kane and Alberto Barbossa though?
>>68046568
>Southerner
>Handling the banter
pick 1
>>68047268
It was the only interesting part of the mast and it lasted 10 seconds, still a shit game, can't believe people paid to see this.
>>68047346
*match
