Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668
ENGLAND'S BRAVE LION EDITION
First for brave liberator and bot killer. First of his name and of house England. Andrew Muzza Murray
No geams edition
3th for being that drunk
>>68044911
>not putting tennis in the title
bit shit m9
>>68045031
Keeps plebs away
>>68041651
The human body is spectacularly beautiful.
>>68045045
I think it's the constant bumping that does that.
>>68044915
Thanks for the run down. It's apt too, my great- great grandfather was a genuine nazi.
djokovic? more like joke of a draw
THIEMINATOR
Anyone into Tennis Elbow in this thread?
I'm playing Kohlschreiber and just won the 1st round of the USO against Riba.
2nd Career Year.
>>68045260
I played once and it literally sucked my whole day up, like video-games usually do. It's good though.
>>68045290
Why was putinseva so mad?
>>68045260
Here lad. Federer career mode. Won Wimbledon at 16. Shit everywhere which isn't grass. Changing levels to junior 10 since I won a slam on 6. I hate the names though. They're obscure like Rafa Nadal would be Rolo Nedel
>>68045442
Use mods mate.
>>68045456
Playing on Mac though lad. Tell me some and how to use them if they're on Mac.
What's the difficulty setting for your opponents?
I tried playing an old guy for fun so I took Stefan Edberg, his starting stats sucked dicks and I always lost. Now I'm decent, I think I'm in top 100, but I never won even a 250 (challengers are ez, but there's always a top 10 fucking my shit up in a 250).
End of the first year of my career, usually playing in Junior.
However I think I fucked up bad time when creating my profile, Stefan is already 27 years old.
Hint: get a real computer
>>68045514
Meant for >>68045260 obviously
If you bought it then look into the tennis elbow forums at http://www.managames.com/Forum/forum29.php?sid=7c88247386c775da580396b4278d695b . They keep the courts up to date and add clothes here and there and even create serve and forehand backhand animations for individual players.
for what purpose
>>68045514
Junior (sub10) here. And it's already getting easy to anticipate your opponent.
>>68045514
Go to junior 5 and work up from there. Pick a young Nadal or Djoko. Nadal is fun cos of hitting spin winners.
>>68045514
>but there's always a top 10 fucking my shit up in a 250
this game orients itself by imitating real life. If your opponent strikes you down the baseline then develop some tactic against it. If he's striking your serve back with return winners. change tactics.
>>68045724
Serve and volleyers are easy to deal with. Passing shots/slice/lobs. Players which hit winners from everywhere or hit some high top spin are tricky.
>>68045778
depends. I've almost killed nadal once. Everytime his powershots were to slow and came into the T , I rushed forwards and powershot it longline and he couldn't take it anymore.
Tennis Elbow is the greatest game. Check out my Roddick career, playing on Pro 10.
I am the GOAT!
>>68045852
original or with mod?
>>68045852
Nice nice. I'm gonna start playing properly soon. Just play a match here and there now.
>>68045724
That's what I try to do, but I can't find a decent tactic against pushers. Serve and volleyers are piss easy though. My lob game is top notch.
>>68045892
umm I think original. btw ignore 08 USO...was going for history and I choked
>>68045903
Yeah careers are fun. I like to track my career performance and have an alternate reality.
>>68045852
>that GOAT 2007 season
Nice.
>>68045260
What's this?
>>68045916
>tactic against pushers
slow down their game. slice, drops. then go back into attack mode when they are on their wrong foot.
>>68045954
pretty good. must've been a lot of sweat you dropped on your gamepad m8
>>68046086
I have a gamepad but I prefer playing TE on keyboard actually.
And not so much sweat but rage.
>>68046054
That's what I try to do but it's still hard. I need to train a bit, also improve my stats.
I'm starting a new playthrough with FedeGOAT now, let's see if I can do better than the real one.
>>68046168
you're doing a mistake with restarting the game.. just play the easier tournaments (challenger) and improve your anticipation through them.
>>68046168
What year are you starting?
Also don't just rip the ball every time, you'll run out of stamina quickly.
And don't be afraid of the net.
Suck it Djokobitch.
everyone dead or playing ?
This Slam sure was shit. Even the AO had better games.
>>68047081
playing with yer nan's fanny lad
>>68047081
Playing TE. About to win another Challenger tourney against some literally who (won the first set 6-1).
bageled my way to the finals
>implying beardick can do shit.
>>68046284
Did you buy the game?
>>68047116
This is probably the worst slam in some time
But I'm glad we have a dutch lass who's doing very well
We haven't had a dutch person in the half finals for thirtyseven years.
>>68047368
Clijsters lad
>>68047319
Yes a long time ago. I've had it a while and love it.
>>68047294
lmao Kohlschreiber. I guess it's all you Germans have. Low energy, very sad!
>not making a custom player A. Hitler.
>>68047368
I was kinda excited when Kerber won the AO as well but then i remembered that women tennis is cancer.
>>68047461
After the german domination in the 90's we have to let you untermenschen onto the court.
I like to play kohli with my stat improvements. You can't beat me on the baseline.
My multiplayer guy. Come at me bro. Real man settings.
>>68047572
>german domination in the 90's
You mean American domination of the 90s with Sampras and Agassi.
>inb4 Graf
Women's tennis ain't the same. But Graf is my tennis waifu so it's alright. Such a hottie. Dem legs.
>>68047582
sry m8 I'd like to but I've shit internet and never bought the game.
>>68047183
Very rude
>>68047688
get a job m8, it's only $15
>>68047623
Becker, Stich? Does it ring a bell?
music for this cold rainy afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs3fl_vrgY8
>>68047771
is it on sale?
the last time I looked it was almost 30 tiger tanks.
pretty overcost if you ask me
>>68047759
just banter innit
>>68047789
They didn't dominate. Great players but didn't dominate. Only Sampras dominated the 90s.
>>68047847
It's on sale right now.
>>68047771
>get a job m8
I'm trying tbqh.
>>68047946
What kind of job? What do you do?
>>68047971
I'm still a student, in engineering. Wanted to get a job for this summer, even a shitty one at a supermarket, but I can't find one. Sent a lot of CVs but no answer lel.
My parents are still generous enough to pay the rent and food, but it won't last.
Frenchies
>>68048131
Ah that sucks. I'm kind of in the same boat.
>>68048140
think about this for a sec hahahaha
>>68048140
>20 fucking euro to be outside the court
The fuck?
>>68048140
Just give Indian Wells the Slam status. RG is finished.
>>68048140
>the bankrupt country of Paris
JUST
>>68048140
Well, good old salesman damage control. I'd have demanded more than 20€ tho.
>they aren't supporting based ebam
Explain yourself
>>68048140
>Davis Cup tier audience on Djoko match
Looking forward to it
>>68048464
>implying SCAM won't just choke against the bot in the final
i like muzza but i've already seen that episode
Who here /menstennisforum/?
>>68048464
Stan is our best bet against Djokovic.
>>68048566
Shame it's against a young, unexperienced players though, imagine if this was a semi against Nadal.
>>68048642
Is that the same as r/tennis. If yes then yes.
>>68048825
No. Shoo shoo slimy redditor.
>>68048905
>Rafa fans
I'm one :(((
>>68048642
I really hate the design so I never go there.
>>68049097
Is this you?
>>68049212
>not liking that great old school forum look
>>68049266
Autism.
>>68048341
It means you can access every court except Chatrier for 20€, pretty neat since you can watch 2 semifinals on Lenglen
>>68047440
shes belgian familia, I mean sure if you wanna be technical
>>68049643
Nah, they said it's first come, first served, meaning they will sell tickets with no indication of any seats being available.
>>68049958
That was the case for today, and did you see the Lenglen court ? It was 90% empty for Thiem/Goffin match.
20€ tickets are stadium access tickets, meaning you can access every side court. Lenglen and n°1 are considered side courts since yesterday, so basically you can go wherever you want in the stadium except on the Chatrier court for 20€.
I'd say 20€ for 2 semifinals match is a pretty decent price
>>68050075
Seen like that.. I thought some tickets were already sold/ But, more seriously, how the fuck is a parisian supposed to go there when the Seine is up 4 meters above her bed.
>>68050167
The Seine doesn't change much, I'm a parisian and I go to Roland-Garros everyday in order to work, not a big deal. The medias are just making a big fuss about it ;)
Who /virtuatennis4/ here?
>>68050228
>>68050167
Do you think it might fill up tomorrow?
>>68050515
get out pleb
Here's our Queen;
>>68049266
gross
>>68051203
She's so pretty/
>>68051203
Why did they have to shoot her? She would never have hurt that child.
based
ah ha ha ha stayin' alive, stayin' alive
>>68052167
why does he still do it? theres nothing left to prove
i remember seeing his name and face plastered all over games in video game arcades ages ago in 2002 or something, and he was already a well established household name in tennis
he doesnt know how to step away from it all it seems
>>68052446
>implying he's done winning majors
#Bel18ve
>>68052179
too bad serena is gonna destroy her tomorrow
>>68052446
Goffin is this butt hurt. Why retire at number 3 in the world and having got to 2 slam finals and WTF final?
>>68052446
It's like old, still working people: if they retire, they die right after.
>>68052446
Maybe he enjoys playing the game at a high level?
Bumperooni
>>68057258
bump with qt's
>>68057494
You're a cancer on this earth.
>>68058184
why?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAFA!!!1121!!21`2321111`!!!!!!!
>>68058234
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS or should I say bamos for tomorrow
>>68058211
SEETHING at casuals who come here and post pictures which derail. Also she's ugly.
>>68052179
where the fuck are her eyebrows?
>>68058450
>she's ugly
Nah
>implying we are going to see a tennis match today
It will be BUILD ROOF posting all day long m80s
>>68062155
forecast looks ok
what a terrible schedule for today though
Good morning /tennis/.
I had a good dream where Murray beat Djokovic in 4 sets. It really hurt me when I woke up and realized it was just a dream that will never happen.
Are you ready for empty seats during a motherfucking """grand""" slam semi-final?
>go practice serves at the park alone
>see this
wat do?
>>68064727
20 bucks for a ticket, it's gonna be completely packed with the worst and most vile french crowd possible
it will go down as the most disgusting display of tennis crowds at a slam in a century
it's not gonna be respectable people anymore, there will be lots of disruptions from scum i believe
>>68052446
Because, cash prize keep expanding. DJokovic is the first player to win 100M in earnings from cash prizes (without counting sponsorships and money paid by organizers to have you there).
Federer would be foolish to pass that kind of money.
>>68064492
True dat, Wavrinka gonna destroy Murray and Thiem will check out halfway through the first set.
>>68064747
make her eat a bowl of eggs, obviously
>>68064747
pick up those apples and enjoy a free snack
>>68065399
kek, did they not have any tennis balls?
Is Djokovic any good? I dont watch tennis but i see people hate him.
I don't watch a lot of tennis but the media here are fucking cumming over kiki
Is she actually any good or is she just a meme?
>>68065261
post the pasta
>>68065464
no he's a talentless hack
>>68065557
Honestly, that's because your NT and Kruiswijk failed m8, they're just clinging on to anything that remotely resembles succes in sports
>>68065464
hes the goat but people are too butthurt to accept it, they literally dont like him because he beats people 6-1 instead of 6-4 like le classy federer
>>68065557
no she's a talentless hack
>>68065557
>women tennis
>>68065574
and I forgot to add it's too hot for iceskating
>>68065557
Furthest she's ever gone in a major competition, she's never really achieved anything of note. First dutch woman to reach the semis of RG in 45 years is pretty big too I guess. But yes, this classifies as a meme run to the semis - enjoy it while you can cuz she's about to get blacked by Serena
>>68065557
many of the matches she had a difficult first set but she didn't choke it up and even came back to win it
after that there is a lot of momentum and she tended to destroy the other player in the second set
she can make some difficult shots to get a win
i think her success this slams comes from being very well balanced in all the aspects that are needed to win
it's definitely not a meme but if you are gonna tune in for the serena game you might be disappointed. kiki doing so well already made her relaxed which seems to favor her for being able to stay calm and play a good game like it did against her previous opponent but against serena i'm kinda expecting her to choke too much and never reach that drive to really win since she's already content
>p-please love me as much as f-f-f-Federer :(
>semis on at the same time
Who is the fucking retard responsible for this?
>French crowds
Who /Kiki/ here?
>>68065863
Wait what the fuck
Why
REEEEEEEEEE
>>68065863
Hollande desu
>>68065877
KIKI
I
K
I
she's going to get crushed by the negress though
>>68065896
I am afraid that you are right...
Guys when is Williams gonna fuck off? Literally sick of the sight of her.
>Chance of rain
sweating
>>68065914
she has nothing to lose and everything to gain. she's already surpassed everyones wildest expectations
I hope she goes down in a blaze of glory
>empty seats
>have to watch Murray - Stan on a fucking stream because BR television only the big names
D E D G A E M
E
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G
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E
M
KIKI BOYS
>Serena
> Grand Slam Semifinal
Does gender testing happen in tennis?
>>68066025
For this match I don't blame them.
>>68066025
Nice sport you guys have here
Absolutely disgraceful organization, two semis at the same time it's a sign that they don't care about the sport at all.
It's a Serena plays like shit in the 1st set and steamrolls her opponent in the next 2 episode.
Stan trying to scare the bot
>>68066027
Gender is a spectrum senpai
REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJplGI1MIVQ
>>68066087
pmsl
>>68066065
No its binary
what's up with serena?
she looks like she doesn't even want to be there
>>68066058
Why? Its better that the players dont know the outcome of the other match.
Who here scared Serena will go beast mode on the second set? Still it's pretty nice how far Kiki has come anyway
>>68066132
They are treating a GS semi as if it was a R4 where you can spread the viewers to lost of matches, and not something that demands total attention from the tennis world. The result question is irrelevant in tennis btw.
>>68066153
lots of*
>>68066152
>Who here scared Serena will go beast mode on the second set?
Well duh, this is exactly what will happen.
>tfw kiki is just playing a comfy casual game and serena is choking
why are women playing in warm up clothes? i thought that was illegal ?
COMMANDER STAN READY TO KILL ROBOTS
>>68066212
>women
I would be able to get behind buttons if she wasn't so ugly.
>Real Madrid and Barcelona
>Cookies
>Même succès.
what did they mean by this?
>>68066212
it's cold in paris. and yeah ~10c is cold for aussies. and tennis is a 'summer' sport.
>>68066275
MEMERINKA CONFIRMED
is dropshot the new meme?
>>68066271
the barcelona thing is a little fucked.
he's halal thru and thru.
>>68066285
It's cold for us too. 15°C is best temperature.
Morning tennisists,
COME ON BERT, GIVER HER HELL
>>68066271
He must be autistic
heart says stan in 4, but head is muzza in 4. muzz looks like he could go all the way.
heart and head for djok in 5. tbqh really want thiem to do well, but #nolefam since the beginning.
Who /mugu/ here?
Serena T A N K I N G
picking Muguruza To win the FO
>>68066419
fug
It's ogre
>>68066425
You're ahead of the game son, a maverick
>>68066415
best girl on the tour desu
>french schedule
Tie breaks are a meme rule
>>68066406
>Nolefam
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reminder that this is an Andy Murray fan club.
Its over. Dutch-sis is finished.
the meme girl is ogre guys..
I TRIED SO HAAAAAAARD
AND GOT SO FAAAAAAAAR
BUT IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEND
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
G'waaaaaaaaaaann bert
>>68066606
More like
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN
Oi you absolute melts, I'm with Andy atm talking over Skype. Send words of encouragement and I'll pass em on. Remember if you're not supporting England's brave lion today you are not welcome.
>>68066634
Come on tim
>>68066634
ask him to point at his head for good luck
>this tiebreak
>>68066648
He said he's gonna do that when he wins the first tight set. Special version for you.
>>68066634
tell him to show his canine teeth to his opponent to intimidate them and gain the mental advantage
>1 point on serve from 11
>women think they are good at tennis
More choke for the coke god.
IT'S OGRE
>>68066671
Bit cheeky but he said he'll do a little snarl for you when he wins the 4th set tie break.
>>68066675
but they are doing the best they can
>tfw you turn on all previews and have a look at the strike overview
>tfw rallying and aiming in tennis elbow
pretty good
>>68066670
based go EBAM
>>68066726
Said fuck off yank. Bit aggressive but he hates yanks.
>break points won: 1/7
Christ
>>68066750
stop hating on based kiki
she's doing the best she can with an injury against the nuber 1 of the world
>>68066712
Get in son. It becomes fun when you can hit winners and hit aces.
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
#RenasArmy #22
Serena competing against women isn't fair tbph
>>68066846
Nah it's the womens fault for wanting to be pretty and good at a sport.
>>68066863
>kiki
>pretty
Come on senpai
>>68066846
Some people are that good at their sport they make world class pros look amateur
>>68066846
She hasn't even won anything this year. It's like saying ban Roger or Novak
>>68066873
She could be much more buff.
My cat is ferocious today, damn it.
How are you going to deal with not being able to watch both mens matches?
>>68066933
What did you name it
wew muguruza on final.
stan and murray when?
NOT LONG UNTIL CLAYRAY
WHO /HYPED/?
>>68066941
Tom.
>>68066953
how many bings?
>>68066967
Once Williams wins, so probably an hour or something.
almost had a heart attack after drinking some coffee. wtf i was drinking 600mg worth redbull just the other day
fuck you body
>>68066898
But Novak won in australia
>>68066946
14:00 on schedule
>>68066967
30 bings according to the skedule. I don't think they will start the match before.
>>68066984
BAN HIM.
Rushing home to see the king of clay vs cuckrinka
>>68066946
>tfw no pussy for stan
>>68066982
I was feeling my blood pressure was consistently after I started drinking coffee everyday, I stopped because I have history of HBP in my family.
>>68066955
Not naming him after this year's FO winner Muzza. Smh Joao
>>68067002
consistently high*
ffs
>>68067002
Yeah I'm not a coffee drinker but screw that stuff. I used to eat a bunch of banana's a day and I realized I started getting a bad feeling in my chest, stopped eating bananas
>>68067002
This is why tea is superior to be honest.
>>68067015
My sister shares the cat too, can't name him something fancy.
Serena's service is unreal
(For a woman ;))
>>68067026
What's wrong with banana?
>>68067047
Nothing, just don't eat multiple of them a day. Could be just the source it comes from though, maybe wherever australians get bananas from makes them different than where mine come from.
>>68067002
yeah idk why all of a sudden it's fucking with me. my mom does have hbp but I figured since im 22 i had some years.
makes no sense a small cup of coffee would trigger it. but not the high caffeine energy drinks
It's ogre
>>68066967
~30 mins or so?
>women in charge of taking more than 2 hours
>>68067026
Are you sure you're eating ripe bananas? There should be some brown on the outside of you want to be absolutely sure.
WE LOVE YOU ANDY WE DO
WE LOVE YOU ANDY WE DO
WE LOVE YOU ANDY WE DO
OHHHH ANDY WE LOVE YOU
Can you imagine the UEFA Euro semis being played at the same time? This shit is just ridiculous.
Cheeky Kiki
>>68067069
Or it could be the fact bananas are radioactive
You were slowly turning into a super hero
>>68067114
only watching euro semis if france is still in.
hope they'll be. they should be too.
>>68067123
what would his superpower be?
ruining ylyl threads on /b/?
pls just end it.
>>68067153
Being bananaman
>Serena "definitely not on roids" Willians
Nice to see muzza and stan getting the main arena.
it's ogre
"Nothing personnel kid"- Serena Williams
Serena's clit is probably half the length of my dick
Gg Kiki
>cat left me in peace and went to take a nap just in time for the men's semis
>>68067197
>half
>>68067197
what evidence of testosterone use does she display?
JUST
>>68067222
The balls in her skirt
>>68067220
My dick is 8 inches
>>68067230
so none then
ANDY MURRAY
N
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>>68052446
He's still making shit tons of money from sponsorships, he loves to play, and he is NOT bad. He's still regularly making qf's and sf's of major tournaments. Most players would be elated with that kind of success. As long as he doesn't care about head to head with djokovic and other younger guys, good for him.
Serena speaking French is cool, one cool thing about the French Open
>>68067222
Massive shoulders
Deep grunting
Chimpouts
Huge muscles for a woman
Manly walk
>>68067251
>muscles means roids
k
>>68067251
Ukfag is mad
It's time.
>Serena can speak fluent French
I thought you guys said she's a worthless she-ape
Fuck you guys
WHY TWO MATCHES AT ONCE?
IT'S TIME
>>68067275
>implying half of africa doesn't speak french
>>68067275
I dislike her playing style and the way she carries herself. She irks me and rubs me up the wrong way for some reason.
lgtss djok and wawrinka woop woop.
>supporting cuckrinka
>>68067282
French people.
>Not screaming your heart out for EBAM.
First time I've gotten to hang out with UK lads while their laddy is playing >>68067273 good luck m8
![28894D9D00000578-3075865-image-a-48_1431285798677[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pyA0cA4.jpg "28894D9D00000578-3075865-image-a-48 1431285798677[1]")
>>68067300
>not supporting wawrinka
>>68067184
fresh meme
#teammemerinka
![tumblr_mp22ipDvby1sxufvbo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kBzhGAQ.jpg "tumblr mp22ipDvby1sxufvbo1 500[1]")
>>68064774
R;G is awful, a shadow of its formed self
Most people are Parisian
Also, kiki is smart, her leg hamstring is kinda injured so she was operating at 85%, so she specifically asked for permission to wear leggings to cover the bandage up as not to give a psychological edge to the enemy. Nobody in this tournament has dons that so far.
>>68067273
This man will win the French open.
It should've been him here today.
What will him throw off today?
>>68067337
Not this year.
>Cuckrinka is gonna need this doctor after getting his ass btfo
>>68067337
Jamie Murray already got eliminated from the doubles tournament m8.
>>68067351
>me in charge of grammar
>>68067348
Where is that hair from?
>>68067266
You're an idiot and you're only defending her because she's black
>>68067337
In recent years I always have the joker as the favorite to win any grand slam
>>68067275
Wouldn't say she's fluent (far from it actually) but it's very nice of her to try.
>>68067364
>>68067337
>tfw Jamie and Andy both end their careers with a win at each Slam
>robots competing in the mens competition
>men competing in the womens competition
Tennis - what went wrong?
>>68067363
>>68067323
>>68067300
Lol he will never be able to live this down
>He thinks cuckrinka won't show up
Murray is literally the GOAT player to watch
Djoko - Thiem is going to be an absolute blow out and YET that's the semi that this pathetic channel is going to show.
An Englishman will lift the cup in Paris. Two times this summer.
it's gonna be murray and novak in the final but this time murray cucks novak
ss this
IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING,
TENNIS IS COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING
>>68067419
YOUR SERVE IS TERRIFIED
MURRAY ON FIRE
YOUR SERVE IS TERRIFIED
MURRAY ON FIRE
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
T H I E M
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>>68067384
>Murray
>robot
gas yourself
>>68067419
Why is your door crooked?
STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN STAN THE MAN
>>68067374
nice argument bro
>>68067437
I'TS BECAUSE IM ON ACID
ENGLAND'S BRAVE HERO ANDY MURRAY WITH THE HEART OF A LION AND THE STOMACH OF A CONCRETE ELEPHANT DECIMATES SWISS KEK STAN KEKRINKA.
>>68067437
it's the roof that has an angle.
>>68067451
Hes scottish m8
It's thiem to choke.
Magnus Norman was the best player on Virtua Tennis 2
It's ogre
Muguruza in finals
My heart. I love her so goddamn much.
>>68067461
incorrect
>>68067461
He is England's brave lion.
>>68067404
Yeah on the channel here they were showing a damn prerecorded match from murray from his last match for a little while before finally showing Serena. ESPN did a better job with tennis than CBS did but this year it's CBS handling it here
>>68067444
You haven't offered any kind of argument so fuck off now
>>68067473
RG is the only Slam not televised by ESPN here, absolutely bollocks.
>>68067461
only when he loses
>>68067469
She's good enough to remove roid monkey in the final
>>68067471
Andy Murray, Englands great hero who's not actually English
>Bot early break
WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH IT
>>68067490
when he wins he's CWBAM
Who /readyforEBAMSLAM/?
DWL
>>68067498
Ahh
I actually like garbine but not for that but okay I guess
>>68066392
I'd like to exchange some tweets with Ana Ivanovic if you know what I mean by this
Reminder that Oxford's Brave Tiger Tim Henman reached the French Open semi final once even though he was abysmal on clay
>>68067511
wtf is that? all 4 finals?
>>68067461
Oh sweet summer child.
THE EBAM SLAM. Win all slams in reverse order.
>>68067502
He's lived in England most of his life, he's a proud Englishman m8
>>68067482
bollocks!
>>68067531
kek
>>68067531
Actually yes.
>>68067524
>that wimbly semi-final
That was his year to win it
>>68067542
Come on laddy
>>68067521
POO IN LIEU
Wawrinka will kill this on 3
thiem is not good enough to be playing in a GS semi final
Stan tiem
grand slam stan v scam
lets see who's the real world no 2
>>68067531
Kek
It's coming home though
>yfw Stan will win the 2016 French Open
Who /stan/ here?
>>68067553
Against Goran or Sampras? He fucked it up hard in both those matches.
>Laver surviving in that cold
The temperature chart lied to me
>>68067587
Boring desu
>>68067587
>tfw little boy has never seen a testosterone fueled serbian animal
Fug Stan is on fire
>>68067591
buuuuuuurn
>>68067591
BTFO
>Immigration entering Holland
Isn't it usually immigration entering Bouchard?
>>68067592
Goran with all the rain breaks
wawrinka is hitting like a cannon again kek
feeling bad for muzza
Posting this while it's still relevant.
>>68067590
everyone but eternal anglos
djok needs to stay on his game tdoay. thiememe looks nervous/tentative, but hungry.
It's a Murray struggles on his first service game episode.
Fuck Stanimal is here. Muzza needs to hang in.
Clayray playing the long game, tiring out Wawrinka on an early break point. Genius strategy tbqfh.
http://sport.orf.at/video/episode/12875280
DJOKOWINS
lol
also, nole is rarely ever crowd favourite this late in a major lol
>>68067652
wawa has extra body fat, so he never tires :D
>double fault
Use the finger, murray. Use it
Th is will take 5 hours
CLAYRAY!!!! SWITZERLAND AS A NATION ON SUICIDE WATCH.
crowd loves thiem
Is Stan the Cuckman still with that girl?
Got 1000 on wawrinka. Who /freemoney/ here?
>ebam vs stan on hd
>djokowinslol on sd
What's this?
A good decision from eurosport?
Unbelievable.
Why Stan? Why can't you do this shit on tour for a change. Tennis would be so much more enjoyable.
EBAM EBAM EBAM
>le unforced errors man
>>68067699
Lelelelel.
KEKWRINKUK
>cuckrinka
Genius strategy by Murray there
AND YOU PEOPLE DOUBTED CLAYRAY
>>68067699
Free money for the bookies maybe
>doubting based EBAM
>chanting DOMINIC
holy fuck. nole has to be mad as fuck
>>68067744
surely at this point he's realised literally no one likes him
>>68067744
he gets off when ppl hate him
Who are you lads supporting?
Ebam for me.
I actually didn't like him at first but he is so autistic and weird that it's hard to not support him.
Plus I think he will be a better opponent for DjokoGOAT in the final.
>>68067752
He just has to stick around. People disliked Federer as well.
>>68067699
freebands!!! cuckrinka will be cucked today
How can anyone dislike that backhand ?
>le second serve man
>>68067744
that's how he draws his power and fuels his energy.
>>68067763
Federer plays much more exciting tennis though, Djokovic is a robot.
>>68067763
Federer was at least fun to watch. Djokovic/Novak are like watching Serena
Why is murray the only player in the entire tournament bothered by that camera
whats "nole"?
there are so many memes on here its hard to follow
Representing Australia at the Olympic Games has been a dream of mine since I was a kid. Playing in the Olympics was a goal this year; I planned my tournament schedule around Rio and made sure to fulfil my Olympic eligibility. Unfortunately, while I have expressed every intention of trying to win a medal for my country in Rio, it’s very clear to me that the Australian Olympic Committee has other plans.
AOC’s unfair and unjust treatment of me over the last four weeks, as well as the organization’s crystal clear position on whether they want me to be a part of the Australian Olympic team, has solidified my final decision.
While I have received assurances from Tennis Australia that I will be nominated for the Olympic team, the AOC has chosen to publicly and privately disparage me. Not one member of the AOC has reached out to me, my family, my team, or representatives of Tennis Australia, asking for a meeting or the opportunity to discuss their concerns. The AOC’s unwarranted attacks on me demonstrate the organization’s inability to understand the circumstances surrounding highly competitive sports. I also don’t want the AOC’s treatment of me to become a distraction and negatively affect the Australian Olympic team.
I am grateful to Tennis Australia for standing by me through this process and nominating me for the team. I also want to thank the public and the members of the media who have voiced their support.
ps. Kokkinakis banged your gf mate
>>68067752
>>68067763
Remember last year's final. Everybody was applauding and cheering for him when he cried.
I think the crowd's like Djoko, but they feel more sympathy for the outsider, as usual.
wew lads just tuned in cuckrina already down a break wtf
>>68067788
fuck olympics tbqh
no points
no pay
not like he was gonna win
>>68067779
Djokovic. Nole's one of his surnames.
>>68067777
>Djokovic/Novak
Is this a meme?
>>68067756
no he doesn't, he hates it
that's why he's tried so hard with his nice/funny guy persona for years now, but everyone can still see through it
>>68067772
>>68067777
Still, if he's around long enough more people will bandwagon him and the butthurt Federerfans will decline after he retires.
>>68067804
>no points
You wot m8, have they changed the rules?
Cuckrinkas power only works on twinks like Nole
are the stripes meant to confuse the opponent?
>>68067788
I've been looking forward to the olympics for 4 years but I don't think it will be as good as the london olympics, the london olympics were pretty nice. The sports will be there this year but brazil isn't as cool of a location
>>68067814
yeah
http://www.tennisworldusa.org/ITF-confirms-no-ATP-points-will-be-assigned-at-Olympic-Games-in-Rio-2016-articolo27978.html
it's okay lads thiem is just fulfilling his match tradition of losing the first set then BTFO his opponent. expect a cannon thiem wawrinka final
Fuck Roger and his talent. Would rather have people who play boring but prove hard work beats talent
>>68067839
What a pile of shit, first all of the doping they ignore and now this. They're like FIFA
Why do /sp/ like fat stan the cuck so much?
>>68067843
He's working on his basketball career he wishes he had
>>68067845
you sound poor
>>68067654
can you flag people watch this stream or is it blocked?
>>68067864
because he beat robotvic in the final last year lad
>>68067889
>that waist flab
>>68067890
blocked m8 thx anyway
>Its a 'talented' youngster loses in straights episode. It's on replay...forever.
>>68067845
It's weird with me. If you asked me who I thought is the most talented and aesthetically pleasing player, I'll say Roger. I'd even prefer to have his game out of the big 4. On paper, I should be a grade-A Fedtard but I can't help but root against him in every important match I see him play.
>>68067911
Wawrinka is 31 m8
>>68067894
You /fit/ folks are absolutely disconnected from reality.
This semi is boring and one-sided as fuck.
It's a given Djokovic is in the finals.
I think Wawrinka could steal Djokovic's dream again.
In a 5-set match Murray would choke too hard.
>>68067889
Why do you people like this cuckold
if only goffin didn't choke
Crowd aren't even trying to hide the fact they can't stand a Brit winning.
Has wawrinka a chance to rebreak in this set?
>>68067943
why would they do that anyway
>>68067931
he's literally a fridge m8
not aesthetic at all
>>68067948
>not wanting to support Clayray
what is wrong with you?
>>68067932
Nobody can beat the final boss, it's like playing mike tyson's punch out
>>68067931
Nope, he's just fat.
>>68067943
Nobody's thinking about that desu, it's just that Stan won last year and there are lots of Swiss people in the crowd. Also Stan he's a French speaker so we're more used to seeing him in our medias.
>>68067957
>not rooting for STANIMAL
>rooting for a choke that'll inevitably go full SCAM mode in the finals
wew lads
>>68067967
Really? Don't you hate us? We kind of hate you.
>>68067932
pls no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezW4VbzifHg
murray is looking pretty tight
going to choke.jpg
Fucking Murray is going to gift the title to Djokovic.
>Stan the meme
>>68067984
if it goes to five sets, you can count on SCAM showing up
>>68067976
You'r just a bit obsessed, but Murray's Scottish anyway. It's like one of those few Brit most people actually call British, or Scottish, and not just "English" by association.
>>68067967
How do french people feel about cucks? Can you take me on a tour in the catacombs?
>>68068001
He lives in England. I mean, we supported fucking Rusedski for years and he was even less English. Also, don't forget English great Aljaz Bedene
>>68067991
Not this time
>>68067976
I personally don't want him to win Roland Garros because he lives in England and all that (wouldn't mind an actual Scotsman at all), but most French people don't give a shit about that.
>>68067931
he looks like a square lol
>>68067976
>french hate english
>english hate french
>french dislike tsonga
>english like him
It's crazy
Watch closely. Wawrinka is going to attack now for the rebreak.
>>68068054
>>french dislike tsonga
where did you hear that
>>68067991
Murray destroyed djokovic in their last clay match and at the French, Djoko morphs into Choko who is an even bigger choker than SCAM.
>>68068054
Tsonga should change nationality to English, it'd be great.
>>68067991
It's only fair, Djok gave him the Olympic title and Wimbledon.
>this is the best clay court player in the year 2016
>>68068073
of course sebrbro shows up when novak is winning
>>68068063
Commontators were on about it earlier in the tournament when he was playing Baghdatis, saying the crowd never really get behind him as much as ones like monfils
>>68068033
Does where he lives matters this much ?
great net presence SCAM
>LET'S GO
>C'MON
>time violation
>on break point
pls
>>68068123
retards 2bh
>>68068093
So every day?
waw muzz match turning out to be quite the spicy banger
>>68068123
Did it in Murray's last match too
>>68068133
nah you're bias to novak. when troicki was losing you never posted. same with tipsarevic
don't worry his demise is coming up real soon :)
>>68068137
good chap im aving a bubble oogling this ludicrous display
*sips tea*
>Swiss lads in charge of break points
>>68068121
Australia's brave Leyton Hewitt?
C U C K
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New thread
>>68068169
>>68068169
Never thought I'd miss Rafa at RG, but Nole's draw was a joke.
>>68068094
>ones
>>68068152
It's fine, Mr Hamburger, you still have apehoop going for you,
look at the crowd, it's all sand nig nogs no wonder the djokovic game is so rowdy
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